Comebacks better than these come into my mind but always when I reach home.
@GalaxyofArt Жыл бұрын
SAME LOL
@myrtila Жыл бұрын
Lmao so true. Boss attitude at home and cry little baby in public
@kimnangamsomangxangaza5159 Жыл бұрын
💯💯😭🤣🤣pisses me the hell off!
@zander4603 Жыл бұрын
thats cus youre a fcking introvert lol
@michelleyamazaki7118 Жыл бұрын
hahahahahaahahaa yes lol !
@MA-RI-A999COSMIC.DRAGON.TEMPLE Жыл бұрын
That last kid... wow, I would be a proud parent haha
@sidhie231 Жыл бұрын
It's millibobbybrown
@biracial247 Жыл бұрын
@@sidhie231 no it’s not, it’s Finn
@sidhie231 Жыл бұрын
@@biracial247 oh yes
@MadebyMia14 Жыл бұрын
@@sidhie231 ?? It's finn
@sejalahire3745 Жыл бұрын
@@MadebyMia14 yeah that's finn who was speaking
@gojogotnoballs Жыл бұрын
" Can you host? " 💀💀
@onlysongs1607 Жыл бұрын
What does that mean?
@makqa6675 Жыл бұрын
@@onlysongs1607 that means the host got roasted out of this existence by a child
@onlysongs1607 Жыл бұрын
@@makqa6675, because he can’t host, right?
@andyysupp Жыл бұрын
@@onlysongs1607 yes
@stonks6284 Жыл бұрын
@@onlysongs1607 bruh
@stayhappy9032 Жыл бұрын
“They might hate” umm if they cared they shouldn’t have insulted me in the first place
@KARINA29534 Жыл бұрын
There's nothing wrong with being insulted. It's human nature.
@iiitsnaomiii Жыл бұрын
truuuueeeee edit: typo lol
@detectivejoe1730 Жыл бұрын
ummm🤓
@saturngirl3748 Жыл бұрын
@@KARINA29534 it's not actually its actually harassment.
@gameseeker6307 Жыл бұрын
@@saturngirl3748 so is looking at a girl
@stevebetternotdie9943 Жыл бұрын
Not little Finn Wolfard accidentally totally roasting Jimmy😂
@Okabe_Rintaro_ Жыл бұрын
Got no bitc... I mean replies? Let me fix that
@artist- Жыл бұрын
2.2k likes and only one comment. let me fix it ..
@stevebetternotdie9943 Жыл бұрын
Thank you to both the considerate people for fixing my no reply comment
@artist- Жыл бұрын
@@stevebetternotdie9943 no worries
@Okabe_Rintaro_ Жыл бұрын
@@stevebetternotdie9943 no problem 👍
@Johnsmith-rb8sw Жыл бұрын
"Every shade of your mom's lipstick" 💀💀💀
@icecreamheh2131 Жыл бұрын
Lolllll,Btw can u tell me some savage comback to "So?I dont care,U are still a annoying person 🙄" 😭😭😭😭😭😭
@darshananand2444 Жыл бұрын
@@icecreamheh2131 "why are you answering then?🤨"
@prateekjha864911 ай бұрын
@@icecreamheh2131"but your mum said that I'm satisfying not annoying....."
@imagineteaming432410 ай бұрын
@@icecreamheh2131"thanks, doing my best"
@samihassan14178 ай бұрын
@@icecreamheh2131why the fuck would you fucking ask he literally did nothing man 😠
@arunstalii3666 Жыл бұрын
Man that Kumail nanjiani "mom's lipstick" 😬😅😅
@Sunita_Rani_AWW9 ай бұрын
Bro no reply 😂
@kateackerman40033 ай бұрын
Oh ya! I wasn't expecting that but it was perfect!!
@TriggerHappyASMR Жыл бұрын
Can you host lol that kid is quick.
@Rose-kx1zx Жыл бұрын
No comments?
@somsak1510 ай бұрын
KID???!?!?!? HE IS MORE THEN A KID. Sorry, I have a problem-
@ryanhass8716 Жыл бұрын
No. 4: Immediately retaliate with unspeakable violence.
@thestrengthguy Жыл бұрын
ong
@thestrengthguy Жыл бұрын
Ong
@mxshroomgirl Жыл бұрын
Yes-
@azure5273 Жыл бұрын
5: Put a curse on their land AND their blood-line for eternity.
@crunchylettucecat6719 Жыл бұрын
best option she forgot it though
@valentinalehegarat8033 Жыл бұрын
This is the type of comeback I get in the shower hours after the insult 😂
@Mgla_amiris Жыл бұрын
Oh god for REAL🤣
@roseannabellaАй бұрын
Lmfao
@LilRuvio_122 ай бұрын
“Can you host?” The disrespect is crazy 💀💀💀
@the_poop_dokeyom_touched Жыл бұрын
"Success is the biggest comeback" ~My mom
@hrekkah1g Жыл бұрын
"My biggest comeback was on your mom" ~Success
@Anjan_- Жыл бұрын
@@hrekkah1g classic
@mayajadeeeee3 ай бұрын
"Can you host?" 💀 bro got humbled
@happyheart8261 Жыл бұрын
My favourite (especially with negging/backhanded compliments) is to smile, look them right in the eye and say 'thanks, you too.' They get confused 😂
@susiemac6295 Жыл бұрын
I like this one. 💖
@ZwarteKonijn Жыл бұрын
This. This is my favorite comeback. It confused them, and especially if they get offended, it´s just like 'well, then why say it yourself?'. On the same note, depending on what they say (usually something demeaning or a backhanded compliment); 'omg, thanks for noticing, I put so much effort into that'. Just straight up confused so people and/or makes them shut up.
@suzyleeman2422 Жыл бұрын
i think this will be best for me to implement. very simple
@birajbbx7182 Жыл бұрын
"Warning⚠️ This might make the person hate you" Af if they weren't hating me in the first place
@NoahCallenbergАй бұрын
“You respond that the person insulting you is not important enough to matter”. After i heard that, i was like :”if they don’t matter, why should i worry about them hating me?”
@aprajitamishra6271 Жыл бұрын
"Every shade of your mom's lipstick" was a great comeback. I wish I could come up with something like this at the right time.
@ilikechoccymilk5605 Жыл бұрын
Try an improv class
@Sarahh929 Жыл бұрын
@@ilikechoccymilk5605what is that
@prernaachoudhary Жыл бұрын
Looks like i m super early...but i m Sure these combacks never come in mind when we actually face that situation 😭😭
@gpmuthu-parithabangal Жыл бұрын
Same feeling
@MsDestinydiva Жыл бұрын
Practice
@jhilmilgil4512 Жыл бұрын
EXACTLY! My mind literally goes blank and it's si hard for me to think on the spot and when I come back home I feel like "damn... this comeback should've burned her/him into ashes"!
@SlipcasedCoffee Жыл бұрын
Not for stupid people
@QuinquetPourpre Жыл бұрын
Get good
@saumyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Жыл бұрын
The best comeback when someone insults you is “are you okay?”, this instantly embarrasses them into thinking something is wrong with them and displays how much you don’t care. The focus shifts from the insult to their sanity. Destroyed.
@methamphetamineaddict5217 Жыл бұрын
good one
@leidersammlung6955 Жыл бұрын
That’s good 👍 I like the other question response too…. “So what makes you say that?”
@Paula-um3js Жыл бұрын
Also keeping quite nice to them drives them mad. They often want your reply, it's like an adrenaline kick to get into arguments, and just being nice and quiet seriously frustrates those kind of people.
@methamphetamineaddict5217 Жыл бұрын
@@Paula-um3js fr gaslight them into questioning their sanity
@realsevencarter Жыл бұрын
YES!!!!! Love it.
@vikusulzao9196 Жыл бұрын
just look at them for a second, smirk with a lil laugh and walk away this shit will drive them wild
@ankiitaaa Жыл бұрын
yes this is true ,i did this several times and have seen people literally burn with anger and go crazy
@nerdy1701 Жыл бұрын
Yep this method works like a charm
@methamphetamineaddict5217 Жыл бұрын
yea and do the scanning them up and down too, it drives them wild
@RetroAlex125 Жыл бұрын
Or just say they have two dad's and they're gay
@misssparkle6421 Жыл бұрын
@@RetroAlex125 lol what. If you say that then you lost. Staying unaffected and walking away like they're just another person in psyche ward is best. Works everything, you don't have to wreck you're brain trying to come up with a "comeback".
@totallyawkwardrandomstream3948 Жыл бұрын
Finn: can you host Also Finn: *regrets immediately*
@chewybacchus5918 Жыл бұрын
I like to use the…..”are you ok?”
@pramishaagasti1698 Жыл бұрын
"Burn someone they same way they burnt you" Reincarnated Salem witches watching this video : 🗿
@Blu3Dope Жыл бұрын
Every time Im scrolling and I see one of your shorts I have to watch it. Really good stuff
@kittell6486 Жыл бұрын
I deflect insults with humor. "Thank you, I did not know that!". "I will present that to the board and we will take it under advisement". "Is that the consensus?". "How did you know?!?". These are only limited by the imagination. And it stops them in their tracks because I agree with them. Plus it's funny, so everyone calms down.
@unknownbro5952 Жыл бұрын
The best comeback is to stay silent
@markreagan827711 ай бұрын
The tongue is the strongest muscle for its size. Holding it back from flopping takes very strong character and self discipline.
@shaziashakil9264 Жыл бұрын
"can you host" has me dying y'all 💀💀
@sandyadkins2637 Жыл бұрын
Don’t pay insults no mind have tough skin let it roll off everyone is entitled to their own opinion never get offended. Have confidence know who you are be happy.😂❤✨⭐️🙏🔥☀️💪🏼💕⚡️✨🌺
@janebraun4482 Жыл бұрын
Yes, especially it may be that what you thought was an insult was not intended or was a misunderstanding. Just don't react!! That is what you may 'regret' rather than someone 'regretting' insulting you!!
@-A-09 Жыл бұрын
This is the best advice!
@icu919 Жыл бұрын
If you keep doing that people are going to keep insulting you. Some people don't get the hints. They think you are an easy target.
@daisy_8841 Жыл бұрын
I just go "mhm" and look at them. That's it. They get so confused and just don't say anything else😂
@addisonstover8139 Жыл бұрын
"Yes, every color of your mom's lipstick." I loved that one.
@jeanlives6032 Жыл бұрын
I couldn't hear the 1st part ?
@PositivelyPresent1 Жыл бұрын
I wish I was witty enough to think of such burning comebacks at the very moment… I usually never reply back in that moment and later on when the moment is gone, think of at least 10,000 things I could and should have said… but nothing comes to my mind in that moment …!😓
@elijahmwakina2773 Жыл бұрын
Warning:this might make the person hate you Me:that is exactly why I'm here
@RWQFSFASXC202322 күн бұрын
"Every shade of your mom's lipstick " YOOOOOOOOO!!!! that's so freaking strong 😭
@Ksp26 Жыл бұрын
Once my old fake friend said “bitch” and then I said “I prefer cats”. I then walked off, he tried running to me and hitting me but I turned right around as he was about to hit me and tripped him I found that amusing.
@sadaf.official4900 Жыл бұрын
*It's called comeback because they always come when I'm back home and not when I need them*
@cherryd8285 Жыл бұрын
Sometimes people don't make comebacks because they don't want to feel bad about offending others...better to hurt than hurt others because that's just doubly hurting...😣
@therelatableladka Жыл бұрын
That's the same problem with me. I don't say bad things to others even if someone insult me.. 🥀✨
@lanainmydreams Жыл бұрын
@@therelatableladka me too. I totally want to make the comeback, and I shout at them in my head for all I want, but I don't actually say it. I just avoid confrontations as much as possible
@therelatableladka Жыл бұрын
@@lanainmydreams same with me. I thought whai if it will ruin a friendship. But i also don't care about friendship anymore just myself 👉🏻💜👈🏻
@icu919 Жыл бұрын
A few days ago, one of my friend suddenly said this is our dog, our small dog implying to me as she was insulting my height. All my other friends just ignored her but she said it again only to get ignored again. I really wanted to say something back but couldn't think of anything relevant, still can't think of any. Can you guys suggest some good comebacks? Not speaking highly of myself but i am a kind person, i am not used to insulting people and people insulting me, so when someone jokingly insults me, i can't think of any savage replies. How can I change that?
@cherryd8285 Жыл бұрын
@@icu919 hi, I would be offended too if I were you. Feel free to let us know when you have the courage to speak either heart-to-heart or make a comeback joke which makes the mood lighter for everyone...some people are talented with that...🙏🏻👆🏻
@Stolasxblitz4life3 ай бұрын
"Every shade of your mom's lipstick" 😂😂😂
@kittyacedira5014 Жыл бұрын
comeback is a spontaneous act. You don't think, you spit it
@mahaprasadsabat4916 Жыл бұрын
U can't understand how grateful I am towards u for this help
@infamouswickedjokestar Жыл бұрын
Verbal comebacks emotionally hurt and its difficult to repair the interior pain. While physical contact physically hurts as to where you can fix and repair the exterior pain.
@rukaiyahahmed Жыл бұрын
4th way: start crying hysterically and run out of the room in the most dramatic way possible
@user-km6hi2kz2t16 күн бұрын
“Can you host”💀 that’s all I can think about when I see a picture of Finn lol
@swetapandey8406 Жыл бұрын
When someone ask you "what's your problem" with intention to irritate you or provoke your anger just say "your existence"
@mingchenwei197811 ай бұрын
Nah bro that’s garbage sorry
@user-ov4wr5yu4r3 ай бұрын
They already hate me. That's why they're desperately trying to hurt my feelings.
@vilvilla4523 Жыл бұрын
“Uh.. uh.. uh.. your mom!” - the classic
@YungPenugget Жыл бұрын
W
@NoahCallenbergАй бұрын
“That was a good argument you just made, but too bad your mother” will instantly win you any argument
@DeeHaxor Жыл бұрын
sometimes not responding is best response
@AlanWildest Жыл бұрын
That Finn Wolfhard clip is hilarious lmao
@GarriPotter_6 ай бұрын
Bro that lip stick one is crazy 😂😂😂
@jhilmilgil4512 Жыл бұрын
Me who's mind gets flooded with all possible comebacks only after it's of no use....
@Barbie_Cat Жыл бұрын
This might make the person hate you: That's exactly what I want 🤷🏻♀️
@nonobridenono9965 Жыл бұрын
Why are people scared to insult me and know that they will be hating themself for messing with me ?
@soneelita Жыл бұрын
By the time I think of a comeback , that person has already left.
@ImJustaGirlInTheWorld1 Жыл бұрын
Another way: if someone is making fun of you ask the person why they're doing this, this will wake them up to reality, and if they keep going and say something hurtful about you, ask them "why do you feel that way" and if they say something like "because your boring/ whatever hurtful" or "because i hate you". THENN say "whats the actual reason." And if they respond like all angry like "what??! I just told you why!!" They are not telling the truth, but if they say the same thing again like "because i hate you.", Thats the truth!
@monroe1258 Жыл бұрын
I just ask them if they want me to point out all their flaws too.
@Randomperson-il8fq2 ай бұрын
guys anyone reading this if anyone is being mean to you or you are getting ignored remember they won't stay with you your whole life, leave them, focus on YOU, you are YOUR BIGGEST FAN AND SUPPORTER. LUV U.
@mariaemiliadesi1275 Жыл бұрын
My grandpa had an acquaintance that used to insult him saying things like "i told you you shoul've done this not that" and he would respond with "it's just that you are so little compared to me that I can barely hear what you say"
@puppy9745 Жыл бұрын
the comebacks i think of after the argument ended 3 weeks ago
@cynthiawilliams5131 Жыл бұрын
The end lmfao!!!
@redgorg2 ай бұрын
Wow wee zow wee! These are some real destroy come backs. Like the only thing that gets destroyed is ur reputation after using one of these 😂😂
@darkdragon419 Жыл бұрын
Comback 4: Smash their head in the wall
@jason_grace32114 күн бұрын
That First one wont work, you'll just become the bid.
@MsDestinydiva Жыл бұрын
Great post I will be studying this
@averycclarke Жыл бұрын
Love that you pulled a Connor McGregor clip🤣 king of roasts right there
@minah6535 Жыл бұрын
My favorite comeback is "thanks, you too" Example: Brother: You're stupid Me: thanks! u too! Brother: 😠 Another one I like is the following type, because they think they got me but then I get the last word y'know lol Example: Me asking myself: Am I stupid? Brother: Yes, that's what I've been telling you all this time! 😂 Me: ....but if I am stupid, aren't you stupid too? Since got the same genes. Brother: 😠 (This example you gotta be careful with tho, cause if the parents hear... you just roasted them too 💀)
@moubhattacharyay6891 Жыл бұрын
Lmao! Ur 🔴Alert Indicates The Conversations May Endings With The Receiving Of Flying Slap/Bang/Chappals!!🥴🤪
@minah6535 Жыл бұрын
@@moubhattacharyay6891 😅🤣
@ishad2583 Жыл бұрын
"can you host" got me 🤣 rewatching this just to see "can you host"
@saurabhchoudhary3435 Жыл бұрын
Fun fact :: You need presence of mind
@alishaanimations3058 Жыл бұрын
Thanks!!
@ucrazy2rc460 Жыл бұрын
I've known all this for 45 years , you just figured it out this week
@imsooyaimokay Жыл бұрын
Dang it... A teacher was scolding me for something I didn't did and after she threatened me I asked her what her name was cuz I didn't knew her name..now I know what got her more furious 💀
@ItsClo3334 күн бұрын
Tysm for making this video bc literally 20 minutes ago one of my, uhm…”friends” started swearing at me aggressively over text bc of something rlly stupid, and now she keeps spamming me with “don’t f*cking leave me on read, b*tch.”
@fredochikan8021 Жыл бұрын
Hahaha these are good! Can you do a live interaction with others?
@EmmaPray-pd8xe6 ай бұрын
Thank you so much I’ve been getting bullied so much lately by a teacher
@upiafia1810 Жыл бұрын
Hey can you make a video explaining when a someone is pretending to be your friend?
@AllahsServant12 Жыл бұрын
The last one cracked me up. That’s just gold. Kids are just being honest. They’re not even mean, honestly. And I love that! Hahah😂
@oceanhayes1649 Жыл бұрын
She sounds like my highschool sweet heart telling me how to defend myself against mean girls....and here I was thinking he lost his damn mind lol
@jeffclydecainong2444 Жыл бұрын
If comebacks to make out some revenge, someone burns less
@nickinicolesmith9372Ай бұрын
I am a sarcasm queen and my kids are too. They got it from me. I can't get mad. We be cracking up.
@You_Know_Who_Am_I_0111 ай бұрын
Revenge mode 2.0 activated 🔥🔥
@lizslilcorneroftheinstitution4 ай бұрын
I have a similar, yet more blunt, approach. I actually named it my “Triple F Rule” and I share it regularly… “…if you don’t FEED me, FU€K me or FINANCE me… then I truly don’t give a damn!!” It’s hard for many people to put that into actual life. But it comes down to some harsh realities… why allow people who do not play a truly active role in your day to day life to have a say in how you live your life? The majority of people you will encounter are rarely going to be there when you encounter truly hard moments in life. When you’re living the last days of your life, I promise you won’t care about those people. You won’t anchor your happiness and your joy on those people. You’re the one that has to look in the mirror everyday. You’re the one who has to live your life. Live it on your terms, not everyone else’s… especially if your life choices have no true lasting impact on their life.
@molinabernadethg.80818 ай бұрын
Great!! "Yes! Every shade of your mom's lipstick"😂
@nelsoncontreras7047 Жыл бұрын
What people think is none of your business. Let people say as they may, your the one who chooses who you give your emotional controller too. And vengeance is not the key. It's just another expression of anger.
@ericprater8335 Жыл бұрын
I just want to know if you got offended at the short video
@ft7504 Жыл бұрын
so true that if you use these tactics they will hate you! finally somebody states this! thank you!
@ferrarilaferrari2131 Жыл бұрын
Second one was savage lol
@MrLovolovo Жыл бұрын
"yo moma" thats is universal and works always
@jorydwilliams-negron595 ай бұрын
So a guy I used to "talk" to who mistreated and disrespected me multiple times asked me to bring wine when I was going to meetup with him to smoke. He asked if I can bring him wine because he didn't want to move his car because he would have to park near the woods. My clapback was: "why would it be a bad thing if you park near the woods, when you go bump in the night like the rest of the Grindr app". He was livid after I made that comment and he went off on me in a text message and then my clap back after that was laughing emojis. After that the conversation completely ended and I never heard from that guy again good riddance though. He told me multiple times he didn't want a relationship with me and was a complete jerk to me and it disrespected me on numerous occasions treated me like a complete doormat so I feel no sympathy for him when I said what I said
@mmannat686 Жыл бұрын
Twitter comebacks are so insane. these are nthing compared to them
@Baconhairs10 ай бұрын
BEST WAYS TO COMEBACK: carry an uno reverse card with you
@zaee90125 ай бұрын
"Yes every shade of ur moms lip stick " nah that one was foul he a menance to society 💀✋
@TangoG8318 ай бұрын
Honestly none of these work for me. So I just mastered the come backs.
@MAYURI..... Жыл бұрын
I just love your channel also i followed your all tricks and techniques 😂❤
@Bon-Bon-Berries Жыл бұрын
The other day this was said to me, “looks like you gained weight”. My comeback, “thank you, you look like you have too”. The look I got was as if someone insulted her! 😂
@BigDaddyButthead908 ай бұрын
A migrant at work in the UK insulted my country, I asked where he was from, and just said "I'm sorry to hear that, I understand why you moved to a country you don’t like"
@alwinw64 Жыл бұрын
Jimmy fallon, ladies and gentlemen 😂
@beanberry4210 ай бұрын
number 4 : say something simple like “okay” to annoy them
@justforjacob8 ай бұрын
good job! youre teaching people how to be spiteful and unloving! you are so awesome!
@ismailfaturrohman1909 Жыл бұрын
the last one is gold
@waterbase7 Жыл бұрын
Finn saying "Can you host?" is so iconic
@Zizuthecreatorlamarwest9 ай бұрын
I swear it doesn’t matter how good ur roast is, if the majority of the audience is biased towards the bad roaster side, then it’s impossible to win
@owencooper8590 Жыл бұрын
A lot of these kinds of videos are stupid but these are like legit good. Awesome vid
@nomaddennis2126 Жыл бұрын
In high school I threw an object at a friend, he calmly picked it up and walked it across the room to me. He said "here, I don't throw things" I still remember that 15 years later.
@mathiaslwolf Жыл бұрын
haha! That insult I gave you earlier, that was in good faith. A gesture of endearment. I really actually love you.