3 Hours of 40K HOT (garbage) TAKES! - The Poorhammer 100K Subscriber Special

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TIMESTAMPS:
00:00:00 - Intro
00:02:25 - Future Lore
00:04:19 - Pick a Car
00:05:13 - Recurring Mistakes
00:06:20 - 40K Fandom and Lore to other IPs
00:07:55 - Emperor's Children new models
00:08:50 - Gitz Krumpt
00:10:10 - Condiments for Space Marines
00:14:20 - New models based on lore
00:15:17 - Leading GW
00:17:14 - Airbrush Episode
00:17:55 - Magnets
00:19:45 - Delete a model from peoples mind
00:21:45 - If Brad was a Space Marine
00:22:58 - Is the game in good hands
00:26:07 - What you wish the community understood
00:27:34 - End a Joke and What faction would you never play
00:30:49 - 800 IQ Play
00:31:34 - Kitbashing
00:35:07 - Change 1 rule of 10th
00:39:06 - Making a new Faction and Update a Model
00:42:36 - The DREAM Rotation
00:45:40 - Personal Fluff and Picking your First Army
00:48:26 - Most Memorable Game
00:50:20 - Brad is framing this
00:51:11 - New Chaos Unit
00:54:40 - PO Box and Building Orks
00:57:07 - Trazyn's Ability
00:59:14 - Trimming the fat
01:01:38 - Real Life Parallels
01:03:00 - Giving news toys and Tau Beards
01:04:56 - Baerillyiumo
01:07:13 - Starting from Scratch and Next armies
01:09:46 - Favorite Edit
01:11:03 - Pets
01:13:17 - Eating in 40k and Vtuber avatars
01:16:40 - Grey Knight changes
01:17:41 - Why does Brad LOVE Elves
01:19:39 - Fixing Psychic
01:21:32 - Giving a Book and a Character to a Faction
01:22:00 - Custom Detachments and Paint Schemes
01:23:53 - Warhammer Old World
01:25:17 - Making more content
01:28:53 - Our first Paint Jobs
01:31:28 - Stonks and Toilet Paper
01:33:31 - Gameshow Episode
01:33:52 - Bricky would be proud
01:34:43 - Finding a Playgroup and Airplanes
01:38:24 - E equals MC squared
01:39:47 - Why did I not cut this
01:40:13 - Fixing Ad Mech and GK-Agents Codex
01:42:33 - Gork or Mork or BIG E
01:44:09 - TV Series Villains
01:45:08 - AoS Models vs 40k Models
01:47:51 - GW or other game systems
01:51:31 - That Time I got Reincarnated as an Ork Boy
01:52:03 - Votann Themes
01:52:37 - Communal Army
01:53:14 - 40K Total War
01:54:19 - Headcanon
01:54:58 - Returning a Legion to existence
01:55:34 - Spiteful Idiot Army
01:56:44 - The New Poster Boys and Alpha Legion
01:57:53 - Thoughts on new Kroot and Tau
01:58:49 - Listen to Poorhammer while you paint
02:00:22 - We can't top this segment
02:02:35 - Eric vs Grot
02:04:26 - What army are we missing
02:04:41 - The Editing Process
02:07:45 - Dealing with Hobby Burnout
02:11:44 - Getting Comfortable behind the mic
02:14:05 - Will Berilio Ever Leave the Dungeon?
02:14:39 - All aboard the ship
02:15:06 - Why make youtube videos?
02:16:44 - Episode on Warhammer video games
02:17:18 - IRL Games with Bricky?
02:18:41 - 40k Musical
02:19:33 - Our Cardboard Logo
02:23:27 - Crusades, Collabs and Eric's PTSD
02:24:56 - Advice on Content Creation
02:28:33 - Who is Taller
02:29:23 - Do you not have basements?
02:30:28 - Opinions on TableTopSim
02:31:51 - Michigan Lore
02:33:32 - Pizza and Wargames Lingo
02:35:40 - Lack of Communication from Companies
02:37:24 - Eric likes feet lol
02:38:02 - Most Difficult to produce episode?
02:39:02 - Snacks and drinks while playing
02:39:48 - Dealing with toxic playgroups & How to get a wife
02:41:41 - How many armies in boxes
02:42:59 - Who is more likely to dress in a maid outfit
02:43:22 - How it do be Going
02:44:59 - Berilio friendly fires on Spanish for no good reason
02:46:29 - Brad is a symbol of love and peace
02:47:21 - Golden Daemon
02:48:43 - The WORST Warhammer Pickup line
02:49:19 - What Toothpaste do we use
02:50:11 - Goodbyes
Licensed Music Used By This Program:
“Night Out” by LiQWYD, CC BY
“Thursday & Snow (Reprise)” by Blank & Kytt, CC BY
“First Class” by Peyruis, CC BY
“Down for Whatever” by Silent Partner, Copyright Free

[@thepoorhammerpodcast]

EDIT: I fixed the timestamps! We found a cool limit, KZbin can't handle over 100 timestamps for some reason. That limit wasn't listed anywhere. I just doubled some question timestamps up and it works now. Our Merch: orchideight.com/collections/poorhammer Our Patreon: www.patreon.com/SolelySingleton BERILIO HAS SICK DOGS! (I can't believe I've never known to abuse this fact until this recording. Muahahahaha!)

[@0AbsolutZero0]

Berilio feet pics when?

[@luckmyst3r986]

If Eric gets into Emperors children please get Jen into World Eaters so you can have 4 chaos marines in your next trivia game show ^w^

[@theotv5522]

Is Eric planning to get molds to grow on his Ork minis and call that a paint job

[@Bricky]

Really stretching your content to the 10 minute mark aren't you huh

[@thepoorhammerpodcast]

Just stop listening around 27:49 into it.

[@jointkicker]

Didn't even timestamp the merch plug 10/10

[@MattGre3k]

kiss me

[@DecayingSpammer]

You're making me so BRICKED up!

[@Neddicus]

I will shovel you bricky, don't test me!

[@Knight1029]

Berillio being a more frequent speaker is just lovely.

[@chaoslordzar7601]

I agree

[@melekhthechanger88]

Totally agree

[@Knight1029]

@@chaoslordzar7601 let's all hope and pray 🙏 for his consistent reoccurance

[@Knight1029]

@@melekhthechanger88 we are together in agreement of Breilio being good.

[@melekhthechanger88]

​@@Knight1029absolutely and this is before I found out he is named after an element and I am a chemist haha

[@rickrivers2021]

Tolkien spent 40 years developing tens of thousands of years of history, mythology, in-depth geological evolution, and full on languages Brad: "Decent worldbuilding"

[@anexistanthuman2435]

As surprising as it is, most people I know have only watched the movies, so they would not really know how much depth Tolkien’s world had.

[@thepoorhammerpodcast]

As someone who read the books, I can assure you no amount of world building can save bad writing. (I am absolutely just baiting LotR nerds into commenting at this point.)

[@Koehfurn]

@@thepoorhammerpodcast 🥤😀🍿

[@HighEffortUsername]

​@@thepoorhammerpodcast The quality of a world and the quality of the story told in it are completely seperate. As an example completely out my ass, Bleach has incredible world building , but the way some fights end with all growth being instantly nullified (anything Chad does) has frustrated me to no end while watching it.

[@thepoorhammerpodcast]

@@HighEffortUsername I'm pretty sure we're in agreement. That was basically my LotR take.

[@singularkakapo]

Berilio is an absolute legend, deserves more love

[@TitaniumLegman]

The man throws out zingers CONSTANTLY.

[@demoneyesrakka]

Rumor has it they added air holes to his crate after the 100k mark.

[@dawidkazmierczak7283]

More pay to be precise

[@0redbishop0]

Re: the Trazyn pokeball idea; you guys should make rules for Hoard Mode that is an assault on Trazyn's collection with the Hoard Master playing as Trazyn trowing whatever he has at hand at the invaders. Sounds like fun.

[@Bluecho4]

Agreed.

[@thomashowe1583]

Oh my God that's genius! Especially cuz you couldn't realistically have detachment rules anyway with that kind of list.

[@pskry]

Hot take: Berilio is only simulating his accent to call Brad Bread.

[@defeoboutique7763]

The Iron Fist/Imperial Hands was so funny

[@JawaBob]

Subchapters I didn't know I needed. Next we need the Imperial Iron and Fist Hands 👊✋️

[@TitaniumLegman]

​@@JawaBobImperial Iron being the artillery focused chapter that works closely with the Guard would go so fucking hard.

[@c5dynomite]

@@TitaniumLegmanbut also to piss Brad off: have them specialize in rocket launchers

[@rasmusbjerrum3974]

​@@c5dynomite Pump action rocket launchers

[@misterdiesel3702]

Iron Fingies

[@joshy7759]

20:40 MY TELEMON! 41:50 MY TELEMON!

[@thepoorhammerpodcast]

Ok the edit with the second got me lmao

[@StarkMaximum]

MY MANWICH

[@wewereleft4dead]

>mentions dogs >doesn't edit in pictures Berilio should be ashamed of himself for this episode in all honesty

[@theotv5522]

*Brad summons a squad of Tzaangors in front of Berilio's house*

[@Salaman-Metal]

That “your mom” joke was so outta left field. Fucking legendary

[@theotv5522]

Brad: “I would remove Warhammer +” BREAKING NEWS: Local TS sorcerer found dead. Could this be work of Imperial assassin?

[@MadisonRamanamabangbang]

Ork snipers

[@theotv5522]

@@MadisonRamanamabangbang Baneblade scout tank

[@alexrobinson959]

The Officio Assassinorum is just Boeing in the future

[@Adunapheth]

Eric: We should delete the Telemon because it's forgeworld, bad and forgettable. Custodes players: Get him! Get him! GET HIS ASS!

[@WillHammer117]

honestly i like the telemon, not just the model which looks great but 24 shots str 6 ap-1 and dev wounds is just really handy to have aswell as being pretty tanky and having an extra gun with blast.

[@theemperorprotects]

​@@WillHammer117custodes also have like 15 models so deleting one would make them whine even harder

[@peterosborne8315]

​@theemperorprotects its like our coolest looking model

[@antoninjanku3358]

I would trade telecom for the other dreads to be in plastic

[@WillHammer117]

@@antoninjanku3358 id argue that theres a lot of sclupts that should be moved into plastic over the custodes dreads, which all look great and go together well (i have 3 smaller ones and a telemon) like the venatari were a pain to put together so id like to see them in plastic more or a spear upgrade sprue, and also forgeworld models tend to be better designed and look better then gw plastic's studio (altough that might also just be because that they have a less busy release schedule) if i were to convert more models into plastic for 40k I think more guard or eldar stuff should be moved into plastic due to the age of some of the kits. as for custodes, specifically we could do with more units just as a whole instead of resin to plastic, sisters are basically just 1 kit and 2 of our plastic vehicles are just space marine kits.

[@IneXtrikabul]

Y'know, really minor point, but I do really like the idea of T'au facial hair - and having more visible hair in general. Especially using it as a way to maybe differentiate the Farsight Enclave as a splinter group - allowing them to have a more grizzled futuristic Samurai look.

[@pancakemogul]

Let half the questions in this video be a reminder for the fandom to ventilate their painting stations.

[@robling1937]

Condiment for White scars.... meth

[@Bluecho4]

No, you're thinking of the Armageddon Steel Legion. Because they're based on the WWII Wermacht, and the Germans used tons of meth during the war. (As did the Allies, because no one knew what effects meth would have on people, long term. They treated that shit like over-the-counter pep pills.)

[@marrowkaiproductions7053]

Cocaine?

[@georgereimers5269]

Brad would be a ultramarine cus he is a dork and makes shit less fun

[@TheBestPrimarch]

…did Brad just say he takes his wedding ring off for recording with Eric?

[@Row.]

16:27 A great example of this kinda agreement is, ironically, what happened with Alfabusa (if the emperor had a Text To Speech device): 40k fucked up, so they moved to World of Darkness, which has the Dark Pack agreement precisely for this reason.

[@michaelrocks123100]

Oh hell yeah, *second* one here, 3 hours of hobbying lined up, its all coming together

[@drewfriend3368]

I should have planned my hobbying better, I've got nothing to paint :(

[@thepoorhammerpodcast]

Eric has Orks you could help with!

[@mrchaos831]

My brother, I just went halfsies on my lfgs' last leviathan copy. I am right there with you lol

[@IcaroMendonca]

Right here with you, except I have my students' assignments to grade.

[@Coraxery]

@@thepoorhammerpodcast Eric needs to legally change his name to Erik if he wants to be considered a real Ork player

[@travismahon7959]

I didn't know Brad had a corgi! As a corgi owner I use 3d printed corgis for my fenrisian wolves!

[@Grayfox251]

I wish to see a picture of this

[@MortiefiedBear]

I, too, would like a picture of this.

[@travismahon7959]

May have to print up some more paint them up and send to Brad I know he loves Space Wolves.

[@vdate]

I can't help but feel like corgis would be less cute if they were the size of Clydesdales.

[@destructivepanda5226]

Just finished a year at college today, got this ep for the drive home. Thank you guys for helping me through the school year and entertaining me ❤

[@braytonschackow157]

Actually so real though, my law school prep has been so much better with this podcast haha

[@thepoorhammerpodcast]

Drive safe!

[@destructivepanda5226]

@@thepoorhammerpodcast late to the comment as I didn’t get notified but thx so much y’all the best! Truly an entertaining 3 hours

[@mikegameslayer8682]

My dream blunt rotation for that question would be the if the emporer had a TTS main cast

[@karlmbeal]

when Berilio answered mustard for Iron Hands who else just autocorrected in their mind to imperial fists?

[@daddyyu-gi-oh4330]

I’m glad it wasn’t just me, I literally got confused on what they were talking about because I associated the colour of mustard to the chapter he was talking about

[@sgtkumpel]

He also said "Iron Fists". It's just a matter of what your brain autocorrects to (if it does). Brad focused on the "Iron" while you had the mustard and probably "Fists" in mind. Also supreme confusion 👌 Berilio: "Imperial Hands not Fists? Shit" Brad: "Yes, yea, actually yeah, believe it or not" ... Berilio: "Imperial Hands - mustard" Brad: "God fucking damn it"

[@thatguy9569]

Throughout this entire episode, i just kept thinking of that meme of two wolves laughing while a third looks unamused. All three of you took turns being the unamused wolf.

[@Lectrikfro]

My headcanon for a Redacted Primarch... During the scattering II landed on an infested world and was raised by Orks and he ended up purging all the earthborn marines "FER BEIN' SKRAWNY GITS" when he took over his legion and showed up to the Crusade with just the beefiest marines, putting even Angry Ron's kids to shame. The crime he committed was that his legion, the 2th, was just a bunch of geneseeded up Boyz in power armor who were actually super effective since the legions original colors were Purple and Yellow

[@Fox01313]

GW left so many narrative doors on this, I agree that the 2 lost ones grew up on a xenos & another on a chaos infected planet. Both thought it was normal & big E nuked them from orbit.

[@richardpearce234]

The secret for making horde armies playable and not wasting everyone's time is movement trays. They're simple, cheap, and can make a 200 model horde's movement phase go by faster than a 40 model elite army if used correctly. Edit: Eric really wants to bring back the Grot Revolushun list, eh? I second this. It was a cool way to run Orks.

[@soffren]

They're also dirt cheap, and easily 3D printable! I'm making some magnetic ones for my girlfriends many termagaubts. Edit: If Snaggy Littletooth isn't a fieldable model, then GW has missed a massive opportunity. The Grot Waaagh is what we deserve!

[@matthewwestendorp8679]

Ultramarines not getting flour as a condiment is an oversight

[@olsenkiller]

As a person who have also sunk hundreds of hours into Total War, i would love a TW 40K episode. Should the map be planetary or like galactic sector? I think it might be a nice extra layer to conquer and manage several planets. Love the unhingedness of this episode

[@refined_hazard]

Brad's Tolkien opinions actually had me seething a little bit

[@macewolfgang8234]

fr

[@thepoorhammerpodcast]

The truth often hurts.

[@Shimmering_rain]

​@@thepoorhammerpodcast troll 😂

[@tomekk.1889]

​@@thepoorhammerpodcastWhat I find the most common in people who have read the books and don't like them, is that they never really tried to like them. Maybe approached them too cynically, or often skipped past the beautifully written descriptions. I remember reading LotR as a 15 year old withoutt the cynical pov and being completely enamored with the world and the writing. I even remember crying near the end. No other book immersed me as much as LotR

[@Petterwass]

@@tomekk.1889 Or were too young for them. I read them as a early teen and bounced of hard from the 20-page descriptions of trees

[@fleetleader1013]

Oh boy 3 hours… “yeah boss? Cough 😷 I can’t come in today…”

[@theotv5522]

Just buy a small cheap bluetooth headphone and listen while you work :b Your boss will be none the wiser

[@soffren]

​@@theotv5522this is the actual literal reason I grew my hair out.

[@Blazer4117]

How I've reasoned it in my head for Hit vs Wound vs Save is basically "Your to hit is if you actually hit the unit/character, wounding is if the hit was in a good spot to actually do anything vs their armor/invuln save." I am still very new to the game but that's how I've reasoned it to myself and my girlfriend who's starting to get into the game as well as Necrons.

[@cinderheart2720]

Imagine a Tzeentch demon that's a flock of mutated birds that is forming into runes to cast spells.

[@Jambonneau826]

Sounds like a AoS endless spell

[@StarkMaximum]

Now imagine painting that and you understand why they just do big bird guys. "My model is the concept of entropy."

[@cinderheart2720]

@@StarkMaximum Coward.

[@theotv5522]

Imagine a psychic dread on a TS army! How revolutionary!

[@justinrockholt7055]

Good morning guys, how are we doing today?

[@EmpressAndrina]

Excited by the length of this video. My kitchen is going to be SO clean

[@comlitbeta7532]

It's to late for the questions, wait for the 500k.

[@justinrockholt7055]

@@comlitbeta7532 damn... oh well it is what it is I guess

[@benjih-man612]

The Trazyn thing exists in 30k with Alpha legion being able to take one unit from any other legions’ specialist units list

[@TheHappiestMeal]

That Trazyn bringing whatever would make a great horde for Horde Mode

[@King_Himbo]

Thank the Poorhammer podcast for keeping me entertained while I spend the next 3 hours washing lab dishes 👨🏼‍🔬🧽

[@adc1222]

Please let Berrylalaleo out of his cage more often and get him on the podcast because he's hilarious. I love the way you all roast each other. Thats true friendship right there

[@patg1094]

Bricky jumpscaring Brad over his bad opinions on Sisters lore is something that needs to continue.

[@SpamRage]

Emps children's 100% needs that dude on a monster truck with a flaming guitar from mad max

[@stotgunvsface5092]

Part of me wants to grab a ork truck for goff rocker and do that. Get a back half printed for a stage.

[@GorillamanHaramba]

This podcast got me into the hobby, so I celebrated 100k with yall by painting a single rubric in the runtime of this video. Yes, one model in ~2:30

[@kyles2519]

Berillio: "So you know how Konami [means Bandai] has the Digimon Card Game who is basically a test for the One Piece Card Game?" WOW, I was not expecting a personal attack on my other physical game hobby in this podcast of all places.

[@maridan48]

I'm Brazilian and I didn't even question that Berílio wasn't his real name all this time. It sounds like a real portuguese name, like Murílio or Benício.

[@ThurzagLP]

Space Wolves getting mayonnaise is my favorite joke so far

[@PaulIsBadAtStuff]

Congrats on 100k! A vtuber avatar doesn't have to be that much work. It's called "half-arsing it" lmao

[@anexistanthuman2435]

Aren’t you that guy that screams about ravens?

[@SkyLon9808]

Spot Paul in the wild!

[@zeteny741]

Hi Paul! How are you?

[@ondrej_IV.]

a wild Paul appears,how is the Magnus going together?

[@andrewgray5696]

My choice for a new Ork super heavy would be Trazyn’s Krork getting loose and trying his best to relate to what’s become of his species

[@jacobgale4792]

Ok do not let bro near the kitchen to cook ever again after that Tolkien take 💀

[@jonttopia]

Like, I can see not enjoying his books or whatever. But that take was seriously moronic

[@andosan5995]

Wouldn’t know really never seen or read LoTR seems kinda stupid and boring

[@kl1thedominion]

Fellow Michigander here to say Brad's takes on Yoopers, that other state, and pizza are all correct

[@hairoku]

White Scars are Wasabi, Dark Angels should be kimchi, they improve in the dark and stew in their own juices

[@rudinipl4012]

39:10 Space whales!? A non-humanoid, not boring, not off the shelf generic Sci-fi gun holding race? In 40k!? Are you all crazy? This cannot be!

[@UnrealMisterD]

On the magnets question, they used to be really great on Tau Crisis suits. Key word USED TO BE *stares at new Codex*

[@bogatyr2473]

Hilariously Crisis suits are why I decided magnetizing wasn't worth it. Needing fifteen weapons per suit made me give up on WYSIWYG. Just make my suits look cool and move on.

[@ethanklee9041]

It's still nice so you can switch between the types.

[@Axquirix]

Hey, at least magnetised models are ready for this. Think of the poor sods who glued loadouts that are now Legends...

[@mouthwide0pen]

I'd argue its still good to be able to swap a crisis suit between forms. Plus, I mean, realistically, it's a good change. It lets you use loadouts that aren't just the objective best one, as the other loadouts dont get punished for its sins. And cyclic ion cannons were always going to vanish anyways, unless crisis suits got a new kit. 10th's philosophy of "Not in the kit, not in the unit" holds true.

[@SockimusPrime]

"You don't have to rush" is actually a big one for me. I *am* kind of rushing right now, but that's because it tok me 2ish years to paint up 1300 points of sisters, and so I'm in the middle of a 4 month plan to finally hit 2000 points after I join the FLGS's crusade season. But I feel like I can rush because it's the home stretch, rather than going all in to hit 2000 points right off the bat. That scenic route has seen me paint space marines, chaos daemons, and Grey Knights as little palette cleansers in between sisters kits, and I like it that way.

[@euychua]

1:54:05 yes would definitely want to watch/hear a podcast for total war 40k, mainly consolidating all the rumors, what factions/ leaders yall want to see and whether or not they’ll make harlequins an actual faction again. Also would like your thoughts on how’d they do deamons since they’re the same in both universes

[@oneeyedhivemind7435]

I successfully listened to this while in my office today, i was i formed by my office mate I was being weird and was not hiding my laughter well during the whole time. Thank you guys as always for a great time and congratulations on this huge Milestone

[@paolomandala02]

Brad's Tolkien spiel managed to get rid of whatever was left of my unfortunate tendency to just unthinkingly agree with all of Content Creator's takes, so thanks for that, Brad!

[@theodorebreon6039]

"Magic has worst lore" Mha fandom existing,"are you challenging me"

[@slamsectortv]

Hell yeah, can't wait to see what kind of detachments y'all come up with. It's a lot of fun to theorycraft that kinda stuff even if it ends up being a little insane sometimes lol.

[@GodlikePoet]

First thing I would do as Grand Dictator of GW: Every Black Library book ever written is now available as Print-On-Demand Paperback.

[@ethanklee9041]

Gw is broke the next day.

[@DnBGolf]

​@@ethanklee9041 nah, print on demand means it's paid for before production

[@ethanklee9041]

@@DnBGolf yeah, but that also means you need to set up a whole machine to print the book for every time someone orders

[@DnBGolf]

@@ethanklee9041 I think Amazon has a print on demand service

[@dbul2542]

Idk if Berilio got a new mic or what, but he sounds really good this time.

[@thepoorhammerpodcast]

He in fact did! I'm happy people noticed that.

[@corbinwinsor225]

If you guys really want to collab with Vince V, I would suggest after 4th drops doing a "starting AoS as a 40k player". It would be a great way to bridge both communities.

[@ethanlieske9678]

Always keep the first models you painted. Really helps you see how you have grown.

[@JoeyStalley]

Make the grotonaut, but it's not one grot. it's a bunch of grots its this horrific hive of grots all loosely working together to pilot this titan sized abomination make that thing Tengen Toppa Gurren Grotagan

[@Grastiars1]

Berilio episodes are best episodes.

[@SilimSavertin]

Cutting oldmarines is basically reinforcing GW telling the very people that are the reason THE HOBBY STILL EXISTS to go rebuy their armies. Fuck that.

[@andosan5995]

Firstborn are trash models and deserve the axe

[@RecruitofApollo]

1:22:28 Hey, thanks for answering my question! I had a feeling part of the answer would have just been “make the decision” which is fair, but Berilio’s randomizer answer was pretty funny. But thanks, that was actually pretty helpful.

[@kaihoyen945]

27:50 that's the definition of friendship

[@ChumblesMumbles]

All praises to the precious Berilio for completing the editing on this beast of an episode.

[@user-do7vq3kk3x]

“He would be quoting ancient poetry at you” Hell yeah: 1)I am a fan of Bile 2)I am a nerd(also I like messed up science/biology shit, I would be really interested in listening to some of his work) 3)I like poetry (not only in a romantic way (but it too)) So it would be as “my jam” as possible

[@PrimordialNightmare]

I didn't know too much about bile, but when I saw one of his lines on Twitter and recognized Kipling I got a lot more interested XD

[@user-do7vq3kk3x]

@@PrimordialNightmare read the trilogy Its insanely good He also listens to classics, while working, it’s just a really cool detail. And his character is made from them, like that he answers some questions by just raising an eyebrow. But at the same time it’s quite easy to relate to him(which isn’t the strongest side of most warhammer books), he has a sense of humor and feels passion for his creations and his work. The “Fabius Bile” trilogy by Josh Reanolds are one of , if not the best Warhammer books I ever read

[@PrimordialNightmare]

@@user-do7vq3kk3x I'll put them on my reading list!

[@peterniles8984]

"nobody did anything but LotR clones for 50 years" Elric, Dying Earth, Chronicles of Narnia, Once and Future King, Earthsea, The Last Unicorn: "Are we a joke to you?" The idea that fantasy was stagnate for 50 years post Tollkien is insane

[@RushGamma]

Chronicles of Narnia- Published 1950 Lord of the Rings- Published 1954

[@peterniles8984]

@@RushGamma true, but the point stands

[@RomrussinGaming]

@@RushGamma The Hobbit - Published 1937

[@RekkinOnTheInternet]

Glen Cook was so mad about LotR being popular that he opened the gates for what we now call "grimdark" in the late 70s, and Thieves' World anthologies were doing their own gritty stuff around the same time.

[@GCarssow]

I actually don't blame Tolkien for the fantasy stagnation as much as I blame Dungeons and Dragons (which was pretty much based entirely on Tolkien). I feel like it did way more to cement the various tropes of Elves, Orcs, Dwarves, Halflings (Hobbits) etc than anything else.

[@christophersteeves9435]

Berillio being into Indoneth Deepkin makes him my new favorite, however his love for nurgle docks points

[@emanueleragazzi341]

01:05:45 in Italian, Strontium is pronounced Stronzio, which is similar to a slang word, "Stronzo", which means "a piece of shit". That funny to me because I'm a fucking baby

[@DnBGolf]

Cawl inventing super weed is going to be like the list of Irish inventions after whiskey is invented

[@Crazymehahahaha]

Sitting at an hour and 17 minutes and wondering how much raw footage there is of this episode! Must have taken 10 hours of recording 😂

[@thepoorhammerpodcast]

7 hours and a few minutes, actually.

[@anophelesnow3957]

Imperial Hands is my chapter

[@sheilasherret9596]

1) how dare you make me remember Black Butler. 2) Imperial Hands/Iron Fists would be a hilarious name for your Alpha Legion. 3) The best real life parallel/inspiration is Lion El' Johnson and the Dark Angels being named after Lionel Johnson and his poem "the Dark Angel". It's about his struggles with homosexuality as a Catholic convert and just adds a tonne of bonus flavour to the Legion's lore. It turned Dark Angels from "ok" to my second favourite legion behind Emperor's Children.

[@MAJMarxism]

Im so glad this podcast now has a running joke that makes no sense without context in the Sturmtiger

[@Epsilvonic]

1:01:11 I place a curse upon you that when Grey Knights gets more units GW names them all things like the Purposed or Puritians or Pursuers just to make a theme out of your Purifier and Purgation Squads sounding similar

[@thefloatingcontinent9897]

Mobile Rock band? Triumph of Saint Katherine but a rock band? I’m here for it

[@ghoxxalla]

I think smoking weed with Zandrekh would be the funnest shit. Dude would just start regaling you with all kinds of wacky war stories and moments he's trolled other people with his "madness", before he gets up and starts getting piggyback rides off a stone-cold-sober Obyron, acting like a general on horseback.

[@FTWDanzig]

Monkey's paw curls. The floating noise marine stage will happen, but it'll be treated like the CCB and not get the relevant keywords to interact with the noise marine detachment.

[@Asrtyulg]

I am just like Brad in terms of hobbying and I just started playing rust for the first time ever. Got to say, great hyper addiction. 8/10

[@daandevos122]

Strontium is sometimes used in dating minerals, It forms from the decay of Rubidium, so there's at least one use for it

[@MrMaharg79]

Baiting engagement with the LotR hot takes lol, thanks for answering mine, gratz on 102k

[@joshy7759]

2:00:57 hear me out, THE BEST KIND OF STUPID. A super heavy for Grot Rebel armies!? Maybe could be one of Da Red Gobbos creations?

[@richardhadley7262]

Please read, "Rocks are not free, citizen." Old white dwarf thing, but amazing when talking about kinetic bombardment. I still think about it almost 20 years later.

[@RaptorianxdReviews]

Man I sure do love the Imperial Hands. Theyre so much better than those Iron Fists

[@wouterffs8655]

I personally like the way attacks work in 40k. You roll to hit = does your guy hit the target. Roll to wound = does your attack penetrate the enemy armor. Roll to save = did you hit anything of importance/does adrenaline keep the target going despite the injury. Besides rolling dice is one of the best parts of the hobby.

[@crashstarr6531]

Oh my god! I paint my space marines as 11th legion and say their lore is that they joined my T'au recently upon their return lol

[@doublebbastard7514]

I’d like the concept of warp time travel to be explored more. Maybe we can have someone from the 2000s transported to 40k and he becomes like an inquisition attaché due to his knowledge of ancient humanity.

[@luckmyst3r986]

Magnets are good for anything bigger than a marine. The exception is when I put a small magnet in the foot of an exhalted sorcerer and a magnet in the disc so i could have 2 units in 1 to switch.

[@cassetticons4651]

Emp Children idea: Lean into more AoS Slaan rather than the 80s rock n roll. Give me marines that are turning into literal mirrors because they keep polishing their armour or a solo assassin who transform into their target because they're obsessed with their own percieved faults

[@IRCannonFodder]

See I would love to go on a museum tour with a stoned Trazyn. Can see him baked and rambling about how he looted shit would be a blast.

[@Jessie_Helms]

I kit bashed my space marine Scouts. No helmets is _stupid_ but I differentiate their paint scheme.

[@darko-man8549]

Future Lore: Leman coming back is inevitable cos GW wants all Primarchs - however, what about, if instead of being normal, he had been corrupted over his guilt and tricked by Tzeentch

[@Triptides77]

Brad dropping the Genshin Irminsul reference caught me off guard

[@PrimordialNightmare]

the fun thing with wounds is, the german localization had it as "Lebenspunkte", literally life points since at least 3rd edition 40k

[@coltsfan354]

1:20:30 As much as I hate giving Space Marines more things, White Scars needs more exclusives. They have less exclusive models than Space Wolves has named characters.

[@cherwony2765]

How would the emperor getting up not be a major change? Gameplay wise, sure, but it would be the biggest lore change since, like, going from Rogue Trader to second edition. How do you think it would look like? I'm not against the concept, but I think there's a lot of ways to fuck up there.

[@SamuraiMujuru]

I think the theory that 40k is the AoS test bed is true, but not complete. Since they're on kinda alternate release schedules I'd wager that they test out ideas for the next project on the current project, whichever direction that goes.

[@AriousArchaic]

Love it when the three of you get together. It's actually so much more comedic 😂😂