3 Hours of Internet Mysteries - Tales From the Internet Compilations

[@JustinWhangYt]

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[@ashsevildead]

No

[@thepenisgenius]

why

[@quirkgd]

Nah I’m alright 🧔🏻‍♀️🧔🏻‍♀️🧔🏻‍♀️🧔🏻‍♀️🧔🏻‍♀️

[@drug...]

big poo man

[@MsDboyy]

Much respect you make great videos the hard work shows 💯✅

[@gunnasintern]

Whang compilation videos are the grown version of childhood bedtime stories

[@cloakedhornets6515]

Going from Jack And The Beanstalk to The Origin of 1 Man 1 Jar

[@brandonbennett2815]

Exactly what i'm using it for now im 2 hours in too entertained to sleep.

[@dbycrash]

“Scary Stories To Read In the Whang”

[@professord2807]

Haha glad someone said it

[@stubstunner]

Grimm’s Fairy Tales.

[@robertfolkner9253]

The murder of Mr. Burns reminds me of the murder of Ken Rex McElroy of Skidmore, MO. in 1981. A thoroughly hated town bully, McElroy managed to beat the rap on 21 separate occasions (everyone was too afraid of him to testify.) Finally, the townsfolk confronted him in front of the D&G Tavern and he was shot dead in his truck. It’s estimated that there were 41 people in the crowd but only McElroy’s wife claimed to have seen the shooters. No one “saw anything” and to this day it has never been solved.

[@TheCanadianGuy56]

His forced child slave, not wife. Slight correction as she was between 13-16 when the incident occurs.

[@Abigart69]

yeah and his wife was a child he groomed

[@johnl5350]

Yeah, the guy committed a ton of arsons to earn that

[@sweetpotatofries99]

Going to quote an old Marine I knew: "He needed killin.'"

[@roccomorano663]

He deserved it

[@andrewwinslow9315]

Tales from the Internet is the best KZbin Series of all time. I can't wait until 2027 for the Morbius and Minions episode

[@Visible-to-anyone-on-YouTube]

2027 is the year Dual Destinies is set in.

[@aaronwinfree8662]

More like crypto and NFT's.

[@Toy_Tomb]

“In the summer of 2022, movie theaters would be blessed with two of the finest pieces of cinema ever created…”

[@rhetz1562]

@@Toy_Tomb (music stops, cracks up) "I can't keep a straight face when saying that"

[@PrinceTancred]

iiiiiiiiiiittttss MORBIN TIME!!! *Loud incest laugh*

[@ZombieSazza]

Man the story of the safe is kinda sad, everyone was harassing the dude into a depressive state. But tbh, I’m really glad it was just a spider, considering how hard they harassed him and sent him horrendous messages, all they deserved was a spider

[@kitty0chan444]

I agree- redditors are ruthless

[@SweetMeatTM]

Absolute delusion! Is this kid supposed to force his dad to tell oprah no? honestly wtf man. typical redditors

[@joshcantrell8397]

He did it to himself

[@HardWhereHero]

That is a EXCELLENT outlook. Wanna be a dick. Here, have a spider!

[@shysalsa2128]

The real treasure was the depression we got along the way :(

[@Account_Not_Applicable]

Bill Oakley: it's not homer because the script says he's not supposed to be depicted in this scene The scene: also shows Moe and Bart in the crowd

[@IsaacClodfelter]

Time traveler story: man throws millions of darts and people are impressed when less than 10 of them hit their mark.

[@AsymmetricalCrimes]

Basically yeah. Anyone can "predict the future" if you throw out hundreds of vague descriptions of events that could literally be reinterpreted to describe anything. It's why Nostradamus is popular despite none of his shit making any sense.

[@grunkgaming1955]

@@AsymmetricalCrimes what do you mean he predicted something bad would happen at some time in the future and something bad did eventually happen

[@711Milkman]

@@AsymmetricalCrimes that doesn't technically make him wrong, just extremely useless.

[@spork5528]

@@grunkgaming1955I know, I’m actually a fortune teller too. I suspect something suspicious will occur to you or someone you know.

[@BlackMoonHowls]

@@711MilkmanTFS's "I can see the future" meme.

[@TheSleepyRanger]

I don't get why these people think it's impossible to forget a childhood friends last name. Like I was practically best friends with some kid during middle school and I sure as hell can't remember his last name.

[@southparkfirefly]

There are some childhood friends that i can't even remember their first names lol just the nicknames

[@iggyeyebrows4521]

i genuinely can’t remember names from people like 4 years ago from college, names are very easy to forget and there are so many names you have to remember so it’s not shocking to forget names

[@baconcheesezombie]

Redditors remember everything from childhood because it was the last time they ever went outside.

[@TheScyy]

@@baconcheesezombie lol, just about right.

[@filler7149]

@@fabiofanf3e813 you're a what?

[@newmethados5817]

At 31:31 I love how the OP right away jumps to "Oh the tape is a clue to solve a riddle!" instead of the logical conclusion of the tape just stopped people from turning the dial so they can leave it unlocked

[@guccimane3731]

Dude must okay way too much Silent hill and Resident Evil games C

[@cremapastelera00]

i feel like that's something dib from invader zim would say in that situation

[@BlackMoonHowls]

@@guccimane3731 Are you fucking drunk, my guy? Talke another look at your post, bro.

[@rustyshackleford2022]

I used raycons to listen to skill share and learn a nifty way to make a shovel, now me and my wife dont argue over how much I play raid shadow legends thanks whang!

[@InaudibleSlinky]

I don't think your son's alien dads will like that.

[@JB2FROSTY]

I know it's you Dale! You still smoke the same cigarettes you did in the third grade

[@creepthemes]

dad i dont want to make shovel’s anymore. i want to go outside with my friends.

[@TheOfficialBrother]

My gf unironically bought me some Raycons last week

[@TheOfficialBrother]

Step 1

[@mei1616]

redditors are so entitled sometimes they act like little children when a story doesn't go their way

[@entirelybonkers8832]

Exactly!! Like for all they know this guys dad sold out to Oprah and then Reddit turned on him and started treating him like a criminal for something his dad did

[@sicko033]

yeah i feel so bad for jordan. it's not like he could control it

[@kraktJOE]

*sometimes?*

[@jaybay5538]

Redditors and tumblrites are the worst. Atleast 4channers are aware theyre idiots.

[@DblTap317]

Your wording makes it seem like reddit is the source. I think many people are this way and reddits format makes it easier to spot.

[@Tinlion09]

At this point, the Max Headroom hijackings will probably never be resolved, unless the perpetrators pull an L. W. Wright and decide to reveal themselves out of nowhere decades later. And as much as I love modern-day mysteries, learning about people who slipped away unseen, thinking up wild theories of who they could have been, marveling at how they've stayed untraceable as digital forensic analysis becomes more advanced...I hope we _never_ discover the truth of that particular case. The world deserves a good unsolved mystery.

[@FNTM2k3]

Hold on, what? LW Wright revealed himself?

[@Tinlion09]

@@FNTM2k3 Yup. He revealed himself on a podcast about a month ago, I think.

[@theREALchriszito]

Who’s that?

[@Tinlion09]

@@theREALchriszito "LW Wright" was a conman who bought a stock car and somehow got to compete in the Winston 500, a professional NASCAR race, in 1982. They let him drive even though he clearly had no idea how stock car racing works and crashed during practice. He got flagged down for driving too slowly, finished in 39th place, and promptly vanished into thin air. He left the car at the track. My favorite part is that he didn't even use a fake name to do this. His actual name is Larry Wright, and they still didn't catch him for _40 years._

[@ItsRevival]

@@Tinlion09 I thought he borrowed a car from Sterling Marlin

[@nickybambino8991]

Ole' "Honest Abe" could've been a time traveler. He was a vampire slayer, a zombie hunter, the inventer of pancakes and he freed the slaves. So I wouldn't be surprised... Keep killing it Whang!

[@BlackMoonHowls]

Yeah, and also had a secret male lover in exchange of love letters on the side, what a hero.

[@Alex-RavensPeak]

He was also king of mars

[@VolatileViolet]

I've been working on drawing recently and these compilations help me focus. Thank you.

[@triplehearts914]

omg I do the same! :D good luck with your drawings!

[@ratrodramblin]

Smoking that Afghani Bullrider helps me draw. Takes me to space.

[@jokerr8534]

hell yea dawg

[@Visceralx1]

Lol currently drawing while listening to this

[@BearClawHammerTime]

Ditto, man!

[@buda3d2007]

The Maxheadroom was a standout for me, I remember back when I was very young hearing about this and seeing the footage and freaking me out back then

[@zachcanreed8549]

There is something even freakier that he did it twice, and the second time on a regular tv show. On the first one the audience had the anchors to talk to them and reassure them that it was weird. The second time was during a TV show that would have just gone back normal after Max left.. something really eerie about that

[@_peepee_]

so cool! theres no vibe like 80s hacking. i still like to believe the brothers did it, maybe they knew some guy who worked at the news station. it just makes so much sense to me. crazy to think how old those guys would be now, whang was talking about how they were growing up in the 40s/50s and it really got me thinking. those are old men now, if they havent already passed on

[@xForbin99]

The only thing I hate about Whang compilations is I've already heard them all. Just take my thumbs up and comment

[@akimo-san4431]

👑👐🏻 you dropped this, king.

[@bluphish6540]

Lol

[@Maxwellmeulendyk]

Could the term 'Lincoln stack' for pancakes maybe be a reference to Lincoln's iconic hat? In plenty of cartoons it's a fairly common trope to draw his hat outrageously tall. A plate and a tall stack of pancakes resembles a top hat.

[@kelllie]

Lincoln never whored a hat…

[@darcybissonpullen7125]

Lol whored .wore .so he whored around that hat. I'm a bad Speller to . It's just funny

[@biggestastiest]

​@@kelllie i think it'd be difficult to illicit a hat for sex, no wonder he never whored his hat.

[@Menuki]

It could also be a reference to his height. He was very tall, especially since he was raised in a preindustrial age. Quite noteworthy in his day, so a tall stack of pancakes, as tall as one of the tallest presidents It still could be a reference to how much he loved to eat them

[@darcybissonpullen7125]

That I head before maybe on to it

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

*When you watch some TV peacefully, until the fake Max Headroom appears and says "FEEL THE WAVE" on screen:* _"Something's wrong, I can feel it."_

[@BackyardButcher]

"I'm beginning to believe that I'm a rap God, rap God" 🤣🔥👍👉😘

[@streetrat48]

I like how Bill Oakley tries to say that he found the script on his computer that says none of the main suspects should be visible on the screen, including Marge, yet there she is LOL.

[@Account_Not_Applicable]

It also says no Bart and no Moe, but they're both also there

[@SweetMeatTM]

homer isn’t in it everyone with eyes to see: ???

[@Salamialayksuwp]

The hands resist him is honestly one of my favorite paintings, it's pretty lame that it is only famous for its "haunting" properties

[@thecoedbutcher52]

That's just how art works. It's not about the art but the story behind it.

[@josgretf2800]

its the same with my favorite painting, "man proposes god disposes" depicting polar bears eating arctic explorers. the painting is said to be haunted and it really over shadows the actual work of art, which I think is fantastic

[@NotA-Lizard]

Biggest worry reviewbrah should have is keeping burrito sauce off his suits. Quite dapper.

[@biggestastiest]

i wish for nothing more than for reviewbrah's only worry to be getting sauce on his suit.

[@Meleedroit]

​@@biggestastiesti wish he has no need to worry about anything, he seems like a great dude

[@youngskatina]

@@biggestastiesti read this as “i wish nothing more than for review brah to get sauce on his suits” and was like wtf what did he do ???

[@AdmiralGunga]

Indubitably.

[@MarshalTennerWinter]

You'd think Titor would know it's "martial law" not "marshall law".

[@twinzzlers]

Clearly they changed it so everyone has to change their names to Marshall too

[@AsymmetricalCrimes]

Or that "shotgun infantry units" are not a thing in any military ever and would actually be incredibly impractical in 99% of all combat engagements.

[@Menuki]

@@AsymmetricalCrimes that’s not all that damning, military/paramilitary/militia units don’t get monikers on any literal sense. It doesn’t mean the entire unit would only use shotguns. It could just as easily be used as an insult: inaccurate yet successful. It reminds me of a squadron that named their first female pilot: drone. Because her plane was an “unmanned aircraft” The Titor story was bullshit from the start, but not for this

[@BlackMoonHowls]

@@Menuki I think they were throwing terms together anyways like Morty did in Rick and Morty, dude. I mean they were not a very good story teller with no ground to work with, no world building nothing. Just effing jargon that pissed me off the most, as one actually interested in OUR advancements and real Quantum Mechanics and the Esoteric of our world. We had proven time travel as Plausible and also Possible just not achievable with current technology. If it were it should just be universally illegalized unless for observation and note taking purposes as to see a more permanent fix for our current predicament of a unknown virus from an unspecified location and the such.

[@SecuR0M]

Yee haw the Marshalls ride again.

[@speakstheobvious5769]

John Titor. In an infinite number of universes model, there is a universe where John's statements all came true. This would lead everyone in that universe to believe John was a real time traveler even though he was just F-ing around. Then again there is also a universe in which John was a real time traveler and because he made all those statements he altered the timeline of that universe so none of the statements came true.... maybe that was our universe.

[@wontonschannel]

In an infinite number of universes model, there's an *infinite* amount of universes where John's statements all came true.

[@jayclean5653]

​@@wontonschannelSure, but this John was just full of shit.

[@ShatposterSupreme]

Just wanted to drop by & thank Whang for uploading these big compilation videos. His last one on lost media was the only companion I had when I was doing my deadbeat roommates online driving test, legitimately on the verge of tears at 3 in the morning trying to figure out some stupid questions while he was talking about the funny farmer Joel game in the background. Thanks a lot, Whang, your content kept me sane in this endeavor.

[@ShatposterSupreme]

@Guy Dude He paid me $100 to do it before sunrise, & I was strapped for cash at the time. To this day, I still haven't received half of that $100 because "I've got shit to pay too".

[@fabiofanf3e813]

​@@ShatposterSupreme best moment for agiotism

[@gaybowser]

@@ShatposterSupreme Sounds like you need a new roommate. If he can't even be assed to do an online test, I doubt he'll be able to pass a real one

[@ericwisniewski2636]

@@ShatposterSupremeyour roomate sounds retarted hopefully you got a new one by now

[@twentyonepotheads]

44:14 the way you say "Frowny Face. With a Tear." Makes me crack the fuck up every time I have heard you tell the reddit safe story.

[@Seto_Saotome]

I appreciate making compilation videos, much more convenient than clicking the videos individually every time a video ends. Especially when you're too busy doing something like work.

[@roccomorano663]

Yeah but does 1 compilation help make as much money as a bunch of videos? I wouldn't think so. So watch them all and then the compilation also

[@roxiecleopatra6813]

If I saw that Max Headroom broadcast on live tv I’d simply pass away instantly.

[@erict3728]

Why?

[@MadameRougarouLeia]

it was quite an event when it happened. like an alien invasion feeling 🤣 i was wee baby tho

[@EightiesJames]

I would too. Huge Fan!

[@TheBigTripper420]

From laughter

[@freakoffer]

Gotta say Whang, came to your channel to watch something while i ate shitty 7-11 food at 4am, and found this compilation and i am not disappointed, saved me from binging like 7 videos, and the fact you made not 1 but 2 videos on pancakes that might've been invented by abrham lincoln is somehow interesting enough to keep my interest for both is amazing, love the stuff keep it up

[@lukesharp5998]

The real John Titor was the friends we made along the way

[@betamaxreal]

finally something to watch while i play simpsons hit and run

[@MorganTiller]

one of the best games of all time!

[@walkingexistentaldread3079]

the time travel guy is a genius. “this is gonna happen.” but it didn’t, so you’re a liar!” “jokes on you, it didn’t happen because i made sure it didn’t. you’re welcome.”

[@gabe_s_videos]

Hearing all of these Reddit stories makes me very glad I've never used Reddit.

[@Jackson-kc8wz]

These compilations have become my new favorite thing on KZbin ❤️

[@FUCKSICKOS66]

pink floyd🫧

[@fl3a445]

Genuinely your account brings me so much comfort, I struggle everyday but I can always load up a whang video and relax for a few. So Genuinely, thanks

[@roccomorano663]

Or you could load a different video and give it a whang

[@antonydrossos5719]

Starting right out the gate with a classic. R.I.P Art Bell!

[@Mudkip971]

My favorite one has got to be the one you did about Candlejack. It truly took a lot of research to

[@BlackMoonHowls]

Ever heard the story of Spring Heeled Jack or Skeleton Tom?

[@lancemaxwell8464]

Put this in the background while building a lego set, what a way to relax on a Friday night

[@aaronwinfree8662]

Ahhh memoriesssss. Nostalgia in a soothing handlebar mustache worn by a metal Asian. Does it get better? Also Tubgirl!

[@fredrick7434]

Pretty sure Homer Simpson is also wearing one of the shirts accidentally dyed pink from Bart's hat during the start raving dad episode season 3 episode 1.

[@fredrick7434]

My kid just pointed out he's wearing marges hair!!! 🤯🤯🤯

[@TheGlitched64]

2:25:15 "And of course, Dr Disrespects biggest claim to fame being--" Talking to underage girls? "Winner of the 1993 blockbuster video game championships" Oh.... yeah... I guess that.

[@TheGlitched64]

@IChaseIKZbin Comedy in hindsight. There's a reason we make jokes at people like Jimmy Saville's expense despite the fact he died 13 years ago.

[@J_Rouse]

So.. I'm stoned and I've been laughing for 10 minutes because every time you said Dovik, KZbin's subtitles would say everything, Dolbic, Domic, Novik, Nulvik, Dobik, Dovig, Dilvig, Dulvic, Dolphic, and Dovik.

[@zorinazutella3270]

Was just watching this after having it in my queue for a bit and for the Abraham Lincoln pancakes thing: I think the guy at 2:52:20 is remembering the same book I am. It was a book called "George Washington's Breakfast" that I read sometime in 3rd or 4th grade, which would have been in like... 2002-ish? It was about a kid trying to learn what George Washington ate for breakfast and it was intended to teach kids how to properly research subjects using library catalogs and primary sources and stuff. (funny coincidence for the lost media and internet mystery folks, I know) At the end of the book we find out he ate hotcakes/griddlecakes and the kid recreates some based on an old recipe using the tools that would have been used during Washington's time. Since Washington and Lincoln are the two most well-known presidents I can easily see someone getting confused and misremembering it as "a story about a famous president making pancakes". So that might explain where some of the confusion comes from, at least. As for the spike in 2004, I have no idea. Maybe it has something to do with the presidential election that year? Or maybe a new edition came out?

[@RyanAumiller]

1:44:46 - This "middle tuft" is offset and follows homer's "hairline" whereas on Krusty it is dead center on his head and not following homer's typical hairline.

[@xeokym223]

Doesn't it seem counter-intuitive that someone wanting to hide a body _that good_ would randomly write its exact location coordinates down on anything, much lesss a piece of furniture? That's not exactly how you keep a secret.

[@bigbadsauce92]

9:55 no one in real life would ever refer to their injuries as "the hearing in my right ear is not as good as I''d like it because of my 4 years spent fighting in WW3 with the 'fighting diamondbacks' "

[@versebuchanan512]

"Who would you say is the most wholesome personality on this website? Okay, you're not stupid, you saw the title." "Uhh... right, yes. Internet Mysteries." "Reviewbrah" "OH RIGHT"

[@jamesgomez4520]

The IBM 5100 was one of the first portable computers, and it has the ability to read older IBM programming languages such as APL and Basic as well. In 2036, we need their system to “debug” various legacy computer programs. Correct, real time traveler, just like me.

[@LycanWitch]

I really hate that common misconception of how when people say crap like most (95%) of the ocean hasn't been explored.. considering the military charts the oceans, especially for submarine navigation/warfare purposes, the ocean is pretty much explored.. However when it comes to science and public knowledge, it's just that the majority of the ocean, there's nothing significant to look at or explore, a random square mile part of the ocean/floor looks the same as random part of the ocean/floor hundreds to thousands of miles away, so explorers/researchers especially aren't going to waste millions or billions to look at pointless parts of the ocean where it's no different than parts already explored/researched for science. Really zero purpose or reason to explore [insert random ocean coordinate here] when it's likely not going to be any significantly (if at all) from parts of the oceans already explored. It's no different than exploring random parts of a desert compared to another random section of desert, all you'll see is similar or the same types of sand, dirt, and rocks..

[@woodlefoof2]

@No Show I’m sure there could be an advancement in submarine technology that lets people explore with basically no concerns about water pressure. Though ideally that comes from design more than a new material because if it’s a design thing, we could make it out of cheaper materials, and let anybody with the time and money buy one and go exploring.

[@luckyconquerortv5748]

they mean the creatures,genius

[@user-zn5zr2ed3x]

🤓

[@Mattipedersen]

1:46:00 The Max Headroom hackers could come clean now without any legal repercussions, since the statute of limitations was surpassed in 1992. It's possible that perhaps these people may still work in broadcasting, which may be why they haven't come forward, as of yet.

[@tonyscowboyshow2344]

Dr. Disrespect this didn't age well no pun intended

[@domehammer]

Not remembering a childhood friends last name isn't weird.

[@Dr.Meth666]

Yeah it is, I've done fried and waterlogged my brain doin drugs and alcohol for 20 years and I still remember all the kids names (first/last) from grade school through university.

[@Exilya232]

@@Dr.Meth666Not everyone has the same good memory. People forget different things.

[@barfrodgers1202]

It's why I can't look up and find my own childhood best friend. I just know him as 'black Micheal' which is a very common name somehow.

[@barfrodgers1202]

@Dr.Meth666 yeah but only 13 of those years were professional, the first 7 you were in meth medical school. Which may have helped you learn every single kids name you ever went to school with when you took 'scratching names on walls 101'

[@BonelessFM]

Absolutely love these compilations

[@remasteredvanity]

please continue to make these compilation videos whang! i love listening to them when I’m bored!

[@heavy_marc_games]

Well, the Doctor Disrespect thing aged poorly XD

[@JK-zd7zo]

I found your channel recently and am thoroughly enjoying myself. The Startropics tune at the beginning of this video is a real nice treat.

[@SecondKira17]

Wow. Didn’t know I needed this compilation but fuck yeah it’s great.

[@我的家-j4b]

1:26:22 jaded-potato out here with the quirk of putting "Ok," at the beginning of every post

[@coffeecat086]

Thanks for putting this up… insomnia is kicking my ass and I need something to have on to hopefully chill.

[@curbyourshi1056]

2:41:53 I love the way you diss the ' in "President's" then proceed to pronounce "batter" as "butter"! 😂😂😂

[@dxmtard]

I will ALWAYS find time to listen to these

[@ThePegwarmer]

Omg music from Deja Vu AND Pilotwings!?!? Is this heaven!?!?

[@CassyCat4]

When you asked who the most wholesome person on the site was and said it even if you didn't see the title you might guess review brah, I actually did guess him right away ^_^

[@ConsistentlyInconsistent21]

I enjoy Lazy Masquerade

[@catalystzerova]

Imagine Michael Phelps going out calling out people parodying him lmaoooooo

[@autisticjew1216]

When i was younger, i had a girlfriend who lived a couple towns over. She had a very paranoid schizophrenic dad who had two large mastiffs and security cameras all around the house. I went to her house by bus since she was home alone. I got to her house and had to climb in thru a kitchen window to get inside. Im immediately greeted by the mastiffs, one tries biting my arm. My girlfriend at the time pushed the dog out of the way to not make me get bit and she quickly rushed me into her room. I was in utter horror when the first things i see in her room were used bloody tampons thrown all around her room. They are on her bed, under the pillows, on her nightstand, her make up station and her desk. Thats all

[@Bready3000]

WHAT

[@autisticjew1216]

@@Bready3000 you heard me

[@Kertierain]

Well that’s gross

[@mrbeefy604]

Oh noooooo

[@liriodendronlasianthus]

WHAT

[@Bea.Sted.]

Think I just stumbled across my new fav channel. Liked/subbed!

[@natesalisbury2196]

You know what's awesome, Mr. Whang? Nearly 100% of the time I immediately recognize your background music. I bet you love Super Metroid and Bubble Bobble as much as I do.

[@roccomorano663]

FF III/VI & Chrono Trigger too

[@kyleochoa9004]

7:10 I definitely DON'T remember any lotto numbers. I DO however remember the scores of most Atlanta Braves baseball games from last year and if you put the schedule in front of me I could tell you with 99% accuracy who won each game even in the cases where I don't remember the exact score. And while it gets fuzzier the further I think back I could definitely tell you the outcome and score to at least a few games each year since 2005 which is about as far back as I remember actually caring about the scores of baseball games. And thinking of the top of my head I can list every world series winner going back to 1999 and if I thought about it for a while I'm sure I can go back to even before I was born. So if I'm ever time traveling I could definitely prove it.

[@Crackpot_Astronaut]

Damnit, I _wanted to believe_ in the Time Traveler, and I was pretty on board until I saw the interview with the lawyer. Sounded totally suspicious to me when asked about the length of the Departure video. When asked the simple question, "How long is the video?" he repeats the question, then seems like he's trying to come up with an answer AS he's responding. "Oh, it's only a couple of minutes...blah blah blah. ." but then he's _certain_ that "[he] only saw two minutes" [very specific, and insinuating that it's longer and he just didn't see it]. Sounds suspicious to me. Bummer.

[@violentwildling8924]

Also who would be naming their kid John in the year he supposedly came from? It's 2022, and every kid is named Aiden or Noah. Sure, names can come back into style, but it seems more likely that the dude picked a name that was relatively popular until the 2000s (when he made his claims) believing it was truly timeless, because he couldn't have known it was drop in popularity immediately after that because he was not an actual time traveler. Now if this guy had said in 1998-2000 that he was a time traveler and his name was Kai or Kayden, then I'd consider the possibility.

[@IgoTpaynus69]

If u love whang! for a easy way to relax before going to sleep like this post!!! Dudes a legit bedtime story!!! Pls don't ever stop making videos!!!

[@thisguy2958]

I love coast to coast. I grew up spooking myself in the middle of the night when I should have been sleeping. I went into many a john titor rabbit hole in my day.

[@robertfolkner9253]

The bombs hanging from the ordnance pylons under the plane at 1:01:44 are dud practice bombs- no explosives in them. The blue paint is how you know.

[@zinny1222]

You've randomly popped into my algorithm and I was taken in a bit by the intro but when I heard the title screen song of to far away times and heard the old vg songs in the background I have found a new binge worthy KZbinr. Thank you. You do some pretty good work.

[@spencer3986]

The op to the safe cracking post was a massive goober beating around the bush with everything except giving his case in his defense in court. The next guy got it open without an ounce of drama. Doofus sacrificed his account for no damn reason. As a side note, I've used r/WhatIsThisThing to help solve some of my own questions, so credit to them for that at least.

[@eleventhecccreator]

the fact the hbo subscription has been the same for 40 years is astonishing

[@salineaddict9850]

I didn’t think Krusty was Homer, but I knew the hair was wrong and the eyes were off. I didn’t know Maggie killed Mr Burns, mind blowing. These shows have hidden little nuggets throughout them.

[@devilord3271]

I don't really understand why OP didn't get a locksmith, the locksmith isn't gonna ask for an ID and "I rent this place and the safe was already there, is a pretty reasonable explanation"

[@nathanielrudnick3254]

This is my second listen through. I just realized that that's safe video is from New York. Believe it or not my grandpa had a safe behind concrete in his basement. The story goes then. My dad's uncle was with the New York Mafia and some capacity. A few years ago we went back to the family house which has long since been sold and believe it or not the safe was already uncovered. Unfortunately the lady that now lives there had never paid a locksmith to get it open. After hearing my dad recount the story, she decided that she might get a locksmith to open it, but we never heard from her. But just like the story, I bet anything there's nothing in there. If the concrete was already removed and whoever knew about it would have come back for it. Also, as a funny twist I kept all the vacation photos including the house and the safe and the basement. on my old computer's hard drive which doesn't seem to work in my external drive anymore! Lol

[@clericneokun]

Thank you for compiling this. I love listening to it during my drive to and from work.

[@robleavold84]

Justin “Whang” Johnson truly is the man now dog.

[@robleavold84]

Dovic that doe-prick never got the drive of secretHDD.

[@NJ_plumbinkid]

I found this channel the other day annnnnnd now I can’t stop listening to these throughout my day.

[@MetlKen87]

I'm about 23 minutes into this and I always laugh about stuff that comes outta Coast to Coast. I've always thought it was a honey pot used by the CIA to make people who look into weird and suspicious stuff or "conspiracy theories" crazy. The fact people spent all this time and all these years focused on the first entry on this list kinda proves my theory.

[@proxyfrog9465]

The Deja-Vu NES track in your vids always gives me so much nostalgia!

[@SplendidCoffee0]

My all time favorite out of context Art Bell quote: “Well, what does that have to do with drugs? How are they gonna bust you on drugs when you don’t have drugs, all you have is a time machine?”

[@GREYBLOOD666]

Coast To Coast was sooooooo god damn good from the 90s until like 2012ish. That and Stern were the two best radio shows of ALL TIME 🔥

[@josephdurham4950]

Used to sit in my car at the middle of the night In my drive way just chilling and listening

[@lunartsargamingchannel3190]

I like hearing these compilations whenever i am doing random chores around the home

[@EmmaGoldmanlovesyou]

I have an old Xbox loaded with pretty much every game made from Pong to the late 90’s Mortal Combat IV. I raised my kid on all the games I grew up with, he still plays them..

[@wolfetteplays8894]

Amazing!!

[@GinGojira]

I love these compilations

[@fuzzyp4nc4ke50]

6:46 Yo i was playing a suspenseful game with this in the background and the extra little voice I heard that was so different kind of, freaked me out, I got chills down my spine. Thank you for making the eventual jump scare scarier.

[@holdemdang]

That bomb range story is one i'm definitely hoping for an update on. 🙏😬😁

[@chuckycheese8729]

😊

[@t045tSKT]

Whang! touches me nightly. Ty, Whang!

[@thesaddestpikachu]

I'm working on art as I watch this. Nothing as badass as that painting, but it just made me think "damn I love being an artist...we can make imagery so powerful out of mush that it makes people think they are possessed" 😅

[@tetsusiega2]

I know you prolly don’t read comments on 1 year old videos but I just wanted to say thanks for all the amazing content. You’re definitely what the kids call “a real one”.

[@ayoits_tendo]

Ive been watching you on and off for a WHILE. And ive also listened to Jynx for years. I had no clue there was an overlap. Tight.

[@BackyardButcher]

Thanks for the upload! ❤️❤️😘

[@andrewdobby6458]

Whang the absolute legend keep up the good work bro much love from New zealand

[@ChryshondaLaBiche]

on my mother's account, just wanted to say. I love watching your videos, I like to sometimes draw you, and other things while watching your videos, I love the way you aren't too serious. Please keep posting, I love your content.

[@BradyOneEighty]

Love that you put Reviewbrah in the thumbnail!!

[@JesseSwaney]

You know there's boxing in the Olympics, right?

[@victor3410]

The John Titor stuff is amazing and I'll always be grateful for it having existed because it gave me Steins;Gate

[@TooFresh902]

Man same here

[@TooFresh902]

Funny thing, i also just turned on one of his "fecal transfer" video. I then stopped halfway and turned on a random south park episode instead and it turnd out to be the Fecal Transfer epsiode

[@TooFresh902]

Full of coincedences today

[@rockapartie]

DAMN I didn't know Steins;Gate was based on a real internet lunatic. 😮

[@SpinSurgery]

Holy crap!!! I remember that blockbuster tournament thing!!! Wasn’t that sega game starFox (?)played at it? I vaguely remember seeing the posters in the store. Agghhh! Clayfighter!!! W that snowman character!