3 Scary Games #37

[@whatusaid5817]

"Why do you have to live in a back alley of a back alley of a back alley?" *Every "going home" horror game ever made in a nutshell.*

[@welpnowicantchangethisfor9286]

420 likes. *niiiice*

[@chie970]

*Okaeri flashback* Yeah

[@cameranridings1146]

😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚

[@notanidiot567]

@@cameranridings1146 plz speak human not mum on facebook

[@mareksveidemanis4904]

It skerd me to def😱♥️💔😳🤕🤕🤕😫😣😆🌚🖤🌚🖤🌚🖤

[@kaileyburnett3305]

I never thought I’d be scared by a man coming around the corner saying “want a sprite cranberry?”

[@Roadent1241]

I thought this was a popular game like 2/3 years ago?

[@kaileyburnett3305]

Roadent1241 I’m not sure

[@Roadent1241]

@@kaileyburnett3305 Okie, I think I remember Raedwulf playing it back in the day when he was still on KZbin.

[@Corvus408]

It made me jump sooo badly then I thought the same!

[@dyinglaughter]

Player 2 Logging Out CRAB RAVE INTENSIFIES

[@Pecangaming]

Mark: *Gets hit by car breaking every bone in his body* Also Mark: I'm so *NIMBLE*

[@WolfiePH]

Works best in reverse.

[@akeelaleon8213]

I had to comment this made my day 😂😂😂 im weak.... need air

[@jeffreyvazquez9552]

@@WolfiePH reverse is never the best, if u shit in a toilet, its never good in reverse...

[@heretomakeyousalty6126]

Pecan but he didnt take any damage so this becomes beyond stupid.

[@Kito_oh_kito]

XD

[@loganslocum4799]

The complete shock on Mark’s face of the sliding glitch in the sprite cranberry game is pure gold lol.

[@itsnotrren]

I WAS THINKING THE SAME LMAO

[@leobasketcase2986]

Mark: “I am the least patient human being on the planet” also Mark: *spent at least 45 minutes pacing while carrying his dying dog refusing to abandon him even when the game kept looping the trail*

[@arakonblazing2202]

Wait which video was that

[@WindowLickingDeer]

The people need to know!

[@SnowFlameSupremacy]

@@WindowLickingDeer blair witch

[@mix9616]

Violamae that’s not patience, that’s stubbornness lol

[@pastelcharms7133]

@@mix9616 Stubbornness is just patience out of spite.

[@UltimateGamr5000]

Mark: "if 24 bullets doesn't kill Santa Claus nothing will." Also Mark: "I have terrible aim."

[@thomasjess5029]

Ya don't say!

[@thatmikeyboi8586]

*slams table* 24 BULLET WOUNDS YOU DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, HUH?

[@PolinaLihogrud]

@@thatmikeyboi8586 this fandom is still alive, I'm pleasantly surprised

[@ayyylmao101]

@@PolinaLihogrud Very much so! Just less so on KZbin.

[@kahseemwatkins2498]

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[@Liam-ut1zh]

“Santa Claus close your ears” That’s a new one

[@doru440]

Brand New Sentence

[@thegamingcat1524]

Lmao first it was “turn off the curtains for Freddy now that”

[@claws_and_paws_portraits6103]

lol..... *thats a new one*

[@petrichor7000]

He's checking his ears He's checking them twice He's gonna shut off the music tonight Santa Claus is closing his ears

[@eljon9]

Im ur 1,000th like!!

[@samstewart9639]

18:51 Mark: *Throws fanta* Lebron: So you have chosen death

[@_not.johnaynay_]

Mark: Running through dark subway The rest of us: “Flashlight?”

[@TBoneHEMA]

Lol and the fact that he could see the enemies on the radar.

[@melissabrooks1392]

Marks got balls he don't need no flashlight

[@silly_eevee]

@@melissabrooks1392 hell yeah

[@sturrrdy]

“Tasty burger” “Hot sausage” 🤣

[@Howardtheone]

Mark: *Throws can at LeBron* LeBron: **cha cha real smooth**

[@tiffanyclay4573]

Lmaoooooooo yassssssss

[@pov3455]

You mean Lakh’broan Jah’mes

[@adriangarmin]

Also LeBron: *stops time and ties himself to Mark with an invisible rope then lies down and makes time resume*

[@jjj9640]

16:53......... What are you looking at me for? That's hilarious on its own.

[@sunzzypp]

😭✋ yes

[@Mpeace777]

"Thirstiest time of the year" I think we all know where this is going.

[@HeluvKamz]

Hey! wanna sprite cranberry?

[@PhantomJay909]

Wow a NoahsNoah fan haven't seen other fans in a while

[@little_lil_lee9069]

Me: *sigh* yes absolutely

[@narkubz9151]

Leshanna Antiniece the answer is cleeeeeaaaaarrr

[@incognitomode670]

It's the thirst, thirstiest time of the year

[@isaiahreece6786]

That was a funny glitch of him sliding on the ground

[@IceFoxTrainSpotting]

XD

[@sturrrdy]

I never knew how funny Markiplier was😂 Somehow just found his channel and this video is freakin hilarious

[@IceFoxTrainSpotting]

@@sturrrdy the. krab Cha Cha Slide. 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

[@cocomo3141]

Living his best SpongeBob life!!!🤣

[@fixedmymind]

when?

[@starrie1646]

Mark: is litterally dying The audio: THIRSTIEST TIMEEEE OF THE YEARRR

[@sink1574]

GACHATARD SPOTTED

[@Mamiyatakuji]

😂your funny

[@LordAdriox]

Wow what a funny comment that is definitely not like all the others

[@RougeHunter141]

LOL

[@Ale-pp8kn]

So weird I just start to read this comment at the same time mark was saying it

[@moshyy_]

“Want a sprite cranberry?” Mark: “No, I don’t, oddly enough. Weirdo.” *sad cranberry noises*

[@LiiftYourself]

**sad lebron noises*

[@adriansbutterfly777]

I work at sonic and have multiple people ask for Sprite with cranberry and all I can think of is "YoU wAnNa SpRiTe CrAnBeRrY?!?!?" And I instantly start cracking up as soon as I get off the headset 😂😂

[@moshyy_]

Black Rose 😂

[@adriansbutterfly777]

@@moshyy_ someone legit asked for one yesterday too. Lmao. It was great 😂😂

[@effectiveark]

My friends found a Sprite cranberry meme and it’s a little funny

[@dragonsrmetalaf9620]

Mark: "Did you just punch me through a door?" Me: you are one to talk.

[@LordAdriox]

Wow what a funny comment that is definitely not like all the others

[@revotrip2069]

LordAdriøx How ironic.

[@entername6625]

@@LordAdriox says the spammer

[@LordAdriox]

Anvorguesas de juanito el que vende alcachofas thats the whole joke -_-

[@saturnlol6025]

@@LordAdriox haha that's funny I get it now

[@pinkfurret6245]

"I'm gonna run out of stamina, how close are you?"

[@jokerisinthememe5852]

hehe seggs

[@kedarunzi9139]

hehe seggs

[@ahgwsn]

hehe seggs

[@hagoromootsutsuki3166]

FBI OPEN UP!

[@orson6547]

Sussy Baka OwO

[@noahwashere8197]

*Disemboweled body on the floor* Mark: hmm, well that’s a problem

[@erenexpired3180]

XDD

[@moonix918]

Maria May no

[@glitchtrap_gaming6577]

@Maria May Oh heck no

[@christenlanger]

there's like, police outside right?

[@akiro7930]

Indeed 😂

[@supershasha]

Everyone else: Let’s leave out milk and cookies for Santa Mark: Let’s shoot Santa with a 9mm

[@HayilCrowz]

Riding around the block with a Glock Yo ass finna get shot

[@NODnuke45]

Self defense!

[@xenon9708]

McGLOCKlen

[@xxmonstarxx5014]

Yes self defense with a killer Santa on the loose

[@amandam973]

I wanna like this comment but it's at 666

[@kristinbrooke3440]

Mark: “I’m so nimble, I’m so quick!” Me: “Ok Jack”

[@OakieTea]

Is that a set it off reference?

[@Frederick0]

Jack be nimble jack be quick jack knocked off the candle stick on to the shedd carpet.

[@sleepingbag968]

@@OakieTea jack be nimble ia a song

[@aoi-chan8175]

And he barely got away from old saint nick

[@ballisticbrontosaurus]

KingAssassin 544 and his pants caught on fire, causing him to stop drop and roll

[@silverhawk6748]

“Santa probably could be around the world to deliver broken necks” is the best sentence I have ever heard

[@Fan-imator]

"and AXES to the SPINE"

[@EveTheRaviolo]

22:03 god I love the cartoony interactions with Lixian 😂

[@serenahart3876]

Yep wish there were more comments about this

[@Evilmanlearning]

Their so funny right!!!😆

[@remco19]

i almost chocked in my soda i laught so hard xD

[@vickyhorton5065]

I love how Mark just assumes that his characters are always butt naked.

[@applebeesmanager2364]

XD

[@8-BitFoxy]

How would he know if they have clothes though its a first person perspective lol

[@sbtopzzzlg7098]

@@8-BitFoxy joke 😂

[@keechyy0]

@@8-BitFoxy r/woooosh

[@miyukishiozaki5773]

OMG ITS TODOROKI

[@hershey3636]

“I’m so nimble and so quick” Me: JuSt lIKe oLd sAinT nIcK

[@dakotadirig7562]

@Maria May theres nothing there

[@tact1caapp133]

Wrong one. Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack jumped over the candle stick!

[@Tempest_106]

That rhymes

[@galactic430]

With This Hat And This Coat I Look Just Like Saint Nick! [It's A Grinch Reference]

[@tact1caapp133]

@shotty boi O-O okay...

[@Anonfaulty]

You have no idea how hard it was to not laugh at the thirstiest time of the year

[@EvanG529]

"I'm assuming he's down here." _Is surprised by him being down there_

[@melfawcett1942]

**I**

[@melfawcett1942]

He Got Jumpscared Idiot

[@adamtoth7204]

@@melfawcett1942 you're like your pfp but more toxic also r/woooosh

[@peenyyt4921]

Ádám Tóth woosh isn’t in order here you malfunctioning microwave,

[@AntiR2525]

F*cking love Lixian's self-insert edits. Also I'm sure tons of people said it but the second game is based on a Sprite Cranberry commercial starring Lebron James

[@defeater2783]

Same

[@thatmikeyboi8586]

@Shooting Star wanna Sprite Cranberry? Huh-uh! The answer is cleeeeear

[@ILOVEBTRWINXCLUB]

Therapist: “Lakh’broan Jah’mes isn’t real. He can’t hurt you.” Lakh’broan: *w a n t a s p r i t e c r a n b e r r y ?*

[@arronalt]

*T h e a n s w e r i s h e r e e e*

[@Theakritas_]

Lakh'broan jah'mes : *i t s t h e t h i r s t i e s t t i m e o f t h e y e a r*

[@CmH250]

It’s the thrirst thirstiest time of the yeeeeeeaaaaar

[@vhertutu1320]

..

[@snowydrifto7821]

@@deeznuts1058 why tf Tik Tok. Its a 2018 meme

[@lidigrace5757]

The second game had me dyinggg😂😂 Lakh’broan Jah’mes comes up the the door: WaNt A SpRiT CrAnBaRrY 😂😂ahhhhhh

[@PT_F]

It was so dumb 😆🤣

[@cocknball410]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@VlogsbyLogan]

*lebron *james

[@jaimemassa4085]

Indie horror game starter pack: -Keys -Crowbar -Stereo/ radio playing

[@Lily-mg8pf]

“I’m gonna shoot Santa. Oh I am SO gonna shoot Santa Claus.” Starting off the new year right I see.

[@l1messss]

That was my New Years resoloution

[@Firedragon-li5nb]

nice

[@insomniico4046]

Maria May stop

[@alberttyong]

Not even day 1, and already on the naughty list :P

[@WorldWalker128]

Well, Grandma got run over by a reindeer. We're only looking for justice, here.

[@louisBellz]

8:44 “I’m assuming he’s down here” *santa rounds the corner* “I ASSUMED CORRECTLY!” How is this my most popular comment?

[@queenzari2278]

Kariss Kaross I read this right when it happened. I didn’t try

[@fireredscrollfighter8995]

It's difficult to escape at the corner.

[@reagandavenport8439]

Santa popping out as soon as Mark assumed he was down there with him scared me bad enough to pop my back

[@hayleejameson5140]

"I have nerves of steel" Me: has flashbacks of the unus annus video from yesterday

[@abbey30]

Haylee Jameson Ah, yes 😂😂

[@kaitlinathanasakis9321]

When did he get scared in the fitness video???

[@hayleejameson5140]

@@kaitlinathanasakis9321 when he stained the carpet with the pre workout powder 😂

[@kaitlinathanasakis9321]

@@hayleejameson5140 i guess you right

[@robinjimenez6989]

Haylee jameson your first name is spelled exactly like mine😂

[@UrsineStarCluster]

Mark: "I'm glad *I* killed santa claus." Warfstache: *am I a joke to you?*

[@aleembaksh1880]

@Karina Cat BE GONE *BOT*

[@FabulousKilljoy]

Danny Gonzalez must be coming for Mark

[@stickney6495]

That's funny

[@kristopherfelixsjoberg1629]

Mark: *Lifts hand to reveal bandages* Normal fans: "What did he do to his hand." me: *Laughs in Unus Annus*

[@traxy1238]

I've been searching for this comment 😂😂

[@welpnowicantchangethisfor9286]

*laughs in don't tell amy*

[@kristopherfelixsjoberg1629]

@@welpnowicantchangethisfor9286 Very true. lol

[@stalkingreaptor285]

What did happen to his hand?

[@kristopherfelixsjoberg1629]

@@stalkingreaptor285 He got angry and punched a hole in the wall.

[@grrryams]

18:48 “you can’t you won’t- *hit him and then starts sliding* WHaAaaAAAaaaA”

[@PilotsinPurplePlanes]

Sally: I need to get home before midnight. I don't want to be out too late. Also Sally *I guess I'll take the empty ass subway tunnel*

[@kevbri11]

i dont get it

[@MemeMcKid]

Can you not attempt to be funny and type something else?

[@noafu6436]

@@MemeMcKid you're one to talk with your cringy fnaf lookin pfp and also cringy name

[@mish638]

@@noafu6436 Lmao, well said 👏

[@jenneric03]

@@MemeMcKid idk I thought it was pretty funny🤷‍♀️ to each their own i guess

[@Anaskor2005]

Mark: "Alright, this one is called Thirstiest time of the year." Me: "Wanna Sprite Cranberry?"

[@sarahrose1451]

Shiro whos your picture? Im curious

[@Wolfen5207]

I'm surprised that he doesn't remember/know what that is.

[@superherowolf2444]

Shiro Nice 😃

[@superherowolf2444]

Sarah Rose it’s a Lynx probably just art

[@sillysock1508]

ITS CRITE SPRANBERRY

[@mamntwell]

Lixian, you are literally the best editor, bless your heart.

[@exploitoffox9297]

Yes

[@5star_hunterr]

ExploitOf Fox News

[@melissabrooks1392]

*YES*

[@pinkfurret6245]

@Lixian25 Gaming somehow I don't believe that.

[@Cass-qu6ou]

@@pinkfurret6245 hmmmmmmmm I wondeeeeeerrrrr..............

[@jerry-hy9ok]

What people don't know, is that these games show how to deal with the three Christmas beings: Santa, Krampus, and LeBron James. You must shoot Santa 24 times, you must throw Fanta at LeBron James, and the jury's still out on Krampus.

[@Hype_TiTaN]

Mark: "... Am I butt naked" Also mark: walks up to homeless man "Hi"

[@asston712]

"... if I were in a horror movie I would die so quickly!" *_H E I S T W I T H M A R K I P L I E R_*

[@Stargazer_Pie]

“I miss my little Billy.” Somewhere else on Earth: “SCREW YOU BILLY!”

[@ravenwalker2080]

Yep...no one

[@TheBestCat1290]

So true No One

[@ravenwalker2080]

@@TheBestCat1290 ...no.. one....🤔

[@entername6625]

Somethingelseyt

[@zboy1152]

*Jacksfilms Kermit intensifies*

[@hazardeditz2966]

im crying at the secound game also it was funny when LeBron chased him while be has dead

[@quillcow]

2020: Ah yes I have arrived Markiplier: Walks into room 2020: *r u n*

[@jadeallen5903]

You’re not wrong😂- at least there’s no fnaf yet, we aren’t scaring 2020 too much!

[@_CoolSwag69_]

Tiny Kitty Am I’m a joke to you? (Lol)

[@jarfd.dorkis5766]

"It was at this moment that I realized I was dead. And as I prepared to meet my fate, my killer uttered one last sentence..." *You want a sprite cranberry*

[@nutella_wewerehere]

I love the lack of punctuation. It implies that this wasn’t a question, it was just a statement telling you that you *want* a sprite cranberry in a forceful tone-

[@Lily-mg8pf]

Mark: It’s that scene from Reservoir Dogs! *music stops*

[@johnnyspeedboat6656]

Mark: Just because Christmas is over doesn't mean we can't bundle up, get cozy, and enjoy the terrors of Santa Claus finding his way into your house at night. Billy: *NAUGHTY*

[@GodzillaLordofallMonsters]

Man

[@podunkiguana595]

Even though Christmas is long past, and the snow and spirit has since blown away, I swear sometimes I can still hear his ghostly howl.... " *Wanna Sprite Cranberry?* "

[@jeffreyvazquez9552]

When you remember Coryxkenshin played one of these games... *Cries tears of remberance*

[@primus0348]

Jeffrey Vazquez lmao

[@FrenchieHoboGuy]

When you get the first reply

[@SomeKidWeGotOffOfAmazon]

LMFAO! Yes xD

[@squidsicale]

Ya

[@tori_yuki]

So true

[@ittybittyrampagingcommittee]

Mark: "I have nerves of steel." Also Mark: **punches hole in wall from an intense bike ride**

[@justaneditygangstar]

also mark: E E

[@hypershadic2673]

When did that happen ?

[@ittybittyrampagingcommittee]

@@hypershadic2673 Unus Annus, the president's fitness test vjdeo...

[@hypershadic2673]

@@ittybittyrampagingcommittee I knew it! it's from unus annus 😂

[@sincewhen675]

Yeah, didn't he break his pinky?

[@Steveman27]

Once the objective of the first game was to go down into the subway, it gave me a Silent Hill 3 vibe, like when Heather would go to the subway to get home.

[@Eeee-uz4ug]

Mark: * throws fanta * Cranberry Spirit: * stunned* Mark: HAHA Cranberry Spirit: * violent sliding *

[@nai978]

Lmao, I died at that part

[@arronalt]

This is the meme police You've been saved from the law only because of your name

[@smallartist55]

💀💀💀💀

[@smallartist55]

@@nai978 samee💀

[@sbtopzzzlg7098]

It's really funny i died at that moment 😂😂

[@firebird5528]

21:59 I love how not only does Lixian edit the video, but he also adds himself in!😂

[@royalwednesday1752]

Right!? 😂

[@kevinr6879]

There needs to be a video montage game all of Lixian’s editing moments. Honestly it’s good stuff.

[@arronalt]

Game dev: this is good game Lakh'broan jah'mes: *starts sliding on the ground* Game dev: oh...

[@heddja]

why did this make me laugh so hard?

[@lulilith6]

I was dying laughing at that drag. I was like OMGeee what the hell, it was a great burst of laughter I needed.

[@akurei4532]

It's not a bug, it's a feature

[@tryan2fail388]

Didnt he play this before?

[@lily.9280]

It was so funny 😂

[@mx.menacing]

The first game is so oddly comforting. It's so tragic, yet I somehow feel very comforted by it.

[@DaniAzakura]

Me: *Sees Mark with bandage.on his hand* Oh, I love the continuity that Unus Annus has.

[@richie.w312]

Yeah your right 🤣🤣🤣

[@batcat3660]

@Zurina Lehre I believe it's from when he punched a hole into the wall.

[@taytmw18]

What happened

[@sltrskid]

What’s a... bandagne? I think you meant bandage.

[@DaniAzakura]

@@sltrskid This is what happens when you play games and write comments at the same time x _x

[@justicecooper7889]

Child: Why does Santa only come once a year? Dad: Because for the rest of the year he's in jail for breaking and entering.

[@Player-kg1ds]

😂

[@superherowolf2444]

Yeah probably

[@purpleghost9020]

U stole that joke from villager news you...

[@Zack_Zander]

Justice Cooper Sounds legit...

[@austinbridge6966]

Omg I've never heard that; that's amazing😂😂

[@jamesclark5833]

“Tasty burger” “TASTY map” “TASTY HOT SOWSAGE” “Tasty cat and mouse experiment” “That’s a little different. One of these things is not like the other”

[@little_lil_lee9069]

Me: Uhm, I'm pretty sure its obvious😂

[@Lily-mg8pf]

Psh it’s the burger, obviously.

[@awesomezombi1026]

@@Lily-mg8pf Psh, of course it's the burger.

[@whiteface513abandonedchann8]

@@Lily-mg8pf Psh, of course it's the burger.

[@ramenrequiem]

@@Lily-mg8pf Psh, of course it's the burger.

[@TheRynegade]

When I was a young boy, I asked my mother, "Is Santa Claus real?" She took a puff from her cigarette and said, "He was real, but some people shot him." This is not a joke, this is a true event that genuinely happened.

[@enginepoweredfun3564]

Nice mom 😂

[@localfailure1116]

dude when i read the first part of your comment i immediatly thought of welcome to the black parade by my chemical romance

[@lucid.katana6515]

2019: turns into 2020 Markiplier: ChRistMAs!!!

[@elliott9908]

@kitty kunpop people are gonna make eggnog with the egg boisss- (Eggbois from hazbin hotel)

[@alondra6013]

As far as I'm concerned, the Christmas season still has a week left. Where I'm from the holidays last until the second week of January. Some parts the entire month

[@BFMBOOG]

Lebron has that chase down. You can’t escape him 😂

[@lucienfiasconaro4837]

Chase down artist hall of fame

[@elliethedestroyer2067]

Ha ha that funny and true

[@i-dislike-handles]

You mean Lahk'broan Jah'mes?

[@batcat4260]

AWESOME

[@taviiallowyn2973]

Mark at start of vid: We can still act like it's christmas Mark 14 mins later: I hate you Santa christmas is OVER

[@horrorfilms6149]

Mark : Loses Christmas Spirit Krampus : Time To Go To Someones House

[@maxholes2703]

Sally: im still taking my clothes off for money Mark: ohh so thats what im doin

[@jeffreyokerman4338]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@sal9710]

Oh- *Okay*

[@raydnchilson7747]

We gotta get him to play Doki Doki exit music

[@biscuit9220]

*remembers the time Ethan and Mark painted each other butt naked*

[@pretties6]

@@biscuit9220 *giggles in unus annus*

[@eliblank1016]

Nobody: Mark when he sees Santa: so I started blasting

[@zilentecho3954]

* So anyways, i started *blastin'*

[@caitxox]

XD

[@marcury4137]

JasprrOwO it’s the internet. Nothing is original. Get out of here with your useless negative comment.

[@CL0Ak3DFlxsh]

*"I'm still taking my clothes off in this horrible town for money."*

[@banana_rat96]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@quackers6815]

¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯ *Facts* _┬─┬ノ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°ノ)_

[@AngelWingsYT]

Mark: ok guess this is my life now (:

[@maddyxd6552]

He literally said that right when I read your comment 😂

[@jeffreyokerman4338]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@EashanKotha]

This has got to the funniest 3 Scary Games episode I’ve seen so far I’m losing my mind at the lebron game 😭🤣

[@nobodyexistsanymore]

Mark not understanding the sprite cranberry meme is giving me life XD

[@lilliea197]

When he said “I assume he’s down here” then Santa just popped out, I jumped and scared my cat 😂😂

[@Madame_V_Locklear]

Oofie

[@murdomaclachlan]

I did the exact same thing. My cat was sitting on my knee and suddenly there was Santa. I jumped a little and my cat looked at me like he was disappointed in me for being scared.

[@C4TNPC]

Bruh I dropped my fruit bowl on the floor when that happened

[@eruimaekaelis2024]

Lol poor cat xD

[@beepthestrongestwarrior8746]

that part got me too lmao

[@theblade3487]

Ghost: **Breaks through door** Mark: "So anyway, I started blastin''

[@minecraftplayer-vk2qg]

19:57 thirst slide of the year

[@wolfspade1646]

Mark: WHAT IS THIS?? Lakh'broan Jah'mes: *iT's tHe tHiRsT tHiRsTiEsT tImE oF tHe yEaAaAaR*

[@superetfgirll]

Wolf Spade it’s honestly a pretty good game

[@mag8256]

I hate how i can only get a good laugh from dumb stuff like this

[@anitachamberlain3391]

He doesn't know what it was and I'm saddened by the missed opportunity.

[@bxqel7627]

Mark : i'm so *n i m b l e* Also Mark: *literally jumps in front of a car*

[@Guile_The_Exile]

That's outta order bud. 😑

[@stingyjackie]

Grandchildren: nanny, when is Santa coming? Me remembering Mark killed Santa: he won't, sweety. He won't. Sad feelings only

[@Thadedeus]

ok

[@optimusburrinktea562]

He told the grandchildren to have sad feelings. Power move

[@capturesintime639]

*hits the woe*

[@ayyylmao101]

@@capturesintime639 I appreciate your pun, sir

[@lishanglong6762]

F

[@iscremintothevoid]

Me who suffered through the cranberry ads for ages: STAB HIM

[@maliciousstallion6127]

mark: ooOH he's quick as can be but he cant see mEEE!! la'bron: * climbs over snow pile * mark: *he can see me*

[@mi-nie]

Mark: "i usually have nerves of steel, but this guy is getting on them" Also Mark: punched a wall and sprained his finger yesterday

[@mrnoteblock3216]

Oh so that's what happened to his hand

[@rachelgoodman2662]

Gear Wolf yes, it's on the Unus Annus channel

[@mrnoteblock3216]

Just watched it :P

[@staborter1397]

did u saw marks hand on 15:34 or 20:00

[@mrnoteblock3216]

Both actually

[@HarrisonHrd]

"Omg I wasted all my cranberry !" Markiplier - Jan 1, 2020

[@urinetrouble0543]

YES WE CAN FINALLY SAY THAT

[@Firedragon-li5nb]

noice

[@jordanduffi]

He struggled with the name and so did I XD I realised that it's LeBron james

[@grrryams]

18:00 “I wAsTeD aLl mY crAnBeRry”

[@viktorpriestley]

i absolutely love how no matter what month or holiday it is, it’s always 3 scary games time

[@folif]

Well, this is something that i can’t be against of EvEn If It’S 3aM aNd A dEmOn It’S mOsT pRoBaBlY nExT tO yOu, iT’s StIlL 3 sCaRy GaMeS tImE!

[@lilydean5534]

When sprit cranberry dude slid on the street I was eating, I almost chocked from laughing so hard.

[@AngelWingsYT]

Im crying from laughing so hard xD marks reaction of "wtf is this bull shit "

[@jerrysweet6564]

He is actully lebronjames becuse of his sprit cranbarry ad on tv

[@franklyfeline]

r/boneappletea

[@ori4042]

Lakbroan Jah’mes

[@dramaticlock7524]

Chocked

[@orvilleredenpiller338]

“Right on the eggnog if you know what I mean.” I do not.

[@Cesarthecool]

pp

[@edwardevans5759]

@gamerboy999dabomb jesus I don't know if I should be turned on or disturbed...

[@chopstick9002]

@gamerboy999dabomb jesus I dont like this comment

[@tetrafuse3096]

La penis

[@superherowolf2444]

Are you serious?

[@johnfreepunk]

16:35 I’ve never heard a more sincerely confused and bewildered “what” in my life. It’s so perfect

[@dex1539]

"This game is called...." *"S L A Y B E L L S"*

[@MaxAtt4ck]

*balls

[@kurom2888]

@kitty kunpop Thank you for the Hazbin Hotel refrence i am inlove (i also love Eddsworld)

[@chopstick9002]

That's just a vasectomy just not the safe kind

[@samalamadingdong6893]

Thank you so much Q.Q

[@tetrafuse3096]

@@kurom2888 Das good but ion remember asking

[@sadie4219]

Kid: stays up late to find Santa on Christmas Eve Mark in the chair with a gun: *I’m gonna shoot Santa*

[@applebeesmanager2364]

I can't I'm dying XD

[@rainthesomber]

I just imagine mark wearing that big pink mustache and a 1920's detective outfit, slowly he puts his finger to his lips: "shh I'm gonna shoot santa NOW GET BACK TO BED"

[@connorcrawford7059]

@@rainthesomber WILFRED WARFSTACHE

[@sadie4219]

Jordan Aviles YES😂👏

[@voidking4236]

18:56 that made me laugh so hard it’s like when you tell your brother to go away he starts crying but follows you around on the floor😂

[@Selrisitai]

This is oddly specific.

[@fireredscrollfighter8995]

Slide club...

[@godlesspothead6258]

R/oddlyspecific

[@dbone3356]

The first game felt like, if Puppet Combo made a Christmas mod for Cry of Fear. Also, I would love to watch Mark play through Cry of Fear.

[@nbcharles2121]

“I’m going to shoot Santa” -Markiplier 2020

[@canthispotatoget10ksubs97]

Let it begin

[@chedtecson6570]

9 yr old me when i get nothing on Christmas

[@user-mh3hv2oc2h]

🎵I wanna be Santa Claus so, I'm gonna kill Santa Claus When I hear those reindeer paws I'm gonna break the law! 🎶

[@soundwavesuperior28]

ngl I was half expecting the comment to say “Markiplier 2019” then I remembered it was actually 2020 lol

[@davidduckyplays6667]

@@soundwavesuperior28 same

[@SonicDash-zi8bf]

"Tasty cat and mouse experiment?" - Mark 2020

[@bhb12]

I Laughed When He Said That

[@devyl3057]

69 likes

[@cleanwithmimi]

The game "thirstiest time of the year" man I have never laughed so dam hard at a game in my life! I'm in tears laughing 🤣🤣🤣

[@HotChokolate007]

Same😂😂😂 I know have abs...

[@BobBob-zg5lz]

I thought it was terrifying

[@alyssaswift6275]

@MPDeity That's what makes it 20x funnier😂Somebody made a game based on a commercial😂

[@caffene-wo1f990]

Markiplier is literally the only person I've ever heard say "I'm glad I was able to kill Santa" 😂 Also poor lixian ;-;

[@devonzimmers7681]

"Oh my god, I wasted all my cranberries!""

[@Madame_V_Locklear]

That's definitely me I once said " *NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I WASTED ALL MY ICECREAM CAKE FROM DQ AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!* "

[@explicitboyo6157]

Don’t let LeBron hear you say that he’ll be all up your ass

[@niko_8208]

@@Madame_V_Locklear That's what I like about Texas.

[@Madame_V_Locklear]

@@niko_8208 XP also my bday just dropped today and I'm officially 15 years old yeet

[@niko_8208]

@@Madame_V_Locklear Cool, I just turned 17 last month.

[@galacticcoffeeyt]

Nobody: Mark: I'm ganna punch you right in the eggnog

[@goblin_boyo8194]

*mark seems like the type of person to tell his children horror stories about Santa*

[@noisaidno3520]

I love how Mark and Lixian both contribute so much to make these videos good. Mark is the entertainment we are aware of, but Lixian (although we know is there) isn't direct and still adds so much to the video itself with editing. Together, they make a good team and compliment each other very well

[@googlepoodle5814]

Mark: “What is that?!??” Me: “the Sprite Cranberry.”

[@kingsnothere8075]

It's the fact that he diddnt understand the lebron James part either 😂😂

[@googlepoodle5814]

it's just wafflz Mark: WHY DOESN’T THIS WORK? Lebron James: IT’S LEEEEEBRRROOOOOYYY JEEEENNKIIINNNS

[@ded0119]

*You can't escape the Sprite Cranberry*

[@emilyrose9803]

@@kingsnothere8075I know right!!!?

[@AsdfAsdf-mi6ks]

Google Poodle am I the only one who thought r played this before?

[@bubbles2842]

Is it me or does Mark look surprisingly cozy in that hoodie-

[@Plaguelight]

New Year New Scary Games Same ol' Mark

[@libertasgrace2547]

22:08. I love the Mark-Lixian interaction. It’s cute, humorous and just overall neat!