30 Minutes of Johnny Vegas Being Chaotic AND Extremely Loveable.

[@Channel4Entertainment]

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[@landlocked_lifts332]

Poetic Johnny made me cry a bit

[@kartafla]

Channel 4 - none of your business.

[@DavidAndrewsPEC]

"Me, cumming on a nun!"

[@libertasdemocratiam887]

@@ConspiracyPundit Well you're a lovely little person aren't ya? Tell ya don't go to his home town with that attitude, even the folk who dislike his comedy still love him for all he's done for the town and our rugby club. He's actually a decent very down to earth fella.

[@ConspiracyPundit]

@@libertasdemocratiam887 Eat sh!t, it was a fcuking joke moron!

[@dannywhite132]

"He should have lost his fucking rod licence" gets me every time!

[@lizcollinson2692]

That was the most understated joke but the funniest.

[@smileysatanson3404]

i drank sprite when he went ''balls deep he was''

[@tn270585]

Vegas just sitting there on The Last Leg timing his remarks are gold in itself.

[@alecm.5664]

tn270585 dude the carp bit killed me

[@mistacoz]

Alec M. BALLS DEEP

[@TvTriangel]

I read it as "vegans" and was really confused what vegans had to do with it

[@jayjayjay365]

totaly, the timing of the carp gag just just brutal

[@marycanary86]

you let em think its over, that theyre safe, that youve stopped. and then you continue. by the end alex brooker wont have breathed in properly for ten minutes straight XD what choking him achieves is uncertain, but itll be ammo for the next around xD

[@hailtothyking3916]

The phrase "I was in the early stages of pissing myself" will never stop being funny

[@singaporesammy]

Ditto "What Kangaroo has a hockey ball?!"

[@jennifergray4628]

i made the awful mistake of taking a drink before he said that and I CHOKED FOR 10 MINUTES STRAIGHT jesus christ

[@undergamer1361]

10:24

[@cashewghost]

I can't understand what he says before that sentence. Help pls

[@jasminewadsworth1983]

@@cashewghost “A builder, he came around with a quote and I opened the door... [piss quote]”

[@lula8767]

i met johnny vegas once in euston station at around 9 o'clock at night, he was very drunk and was trying to buy a train ticket at one of the machines, he started talking to my mum and i and told me to always listen to my mums advice, unless it was about becoming an escort which he said was actually a respectable line of work. he then told us to have a good night and stumbled away into the darkness. it was such a weird night, felt like a fever dream, me and my mum went home laughing and still bring up our encounter with him to this day.

[@lensperspective9753]

Disappeared into the night? He obviously was on his way to see a hookah

[@lensperspective9753]

@serendipidus1 Bof!

[@geog26]

If thats VERY drunk ,what do you call a person thats so drunk he cant speak or walk :))

[@kathrynyates3312]

@@geog26 someone who's been roofied

[@geog26]

@@kathrynyates3312 But thats not alcohol though is it now? its a benzodiazepine ;) =) worry not ,i understand your point nonetheless! =P

[@danielbenson6407]

"It's not your accent Johnny, it's the bollocks you talk" 😂😂

[@butzmn7190]

It is his accent as well though 😂 English isn't my first language and I only understand half of his sentences

[@curmudgeon1933]

When you get a standing ovation for your poem, from John Cooper Clarke, that is praise indeed.

[@mreckes9967]

The poem was pretty good, the "about a friend" comment at the end made it brilliant.

[@galneryusrock]

joe wilkinson is the only other person i have seen get one too

[@karlmortoniv2951]

I don’t remember seeing JCC diss anyone’s efforts - I mean, why would he - but the standing O... yeah. 🥰

[@rogerauger7766]

I shared that poem with some friends and they are now fans of Mr. Vegas. :)

[@Rossmaclellan101]

that very first The Last Leg clip will go down in history as the funniest thing ever!

[@ospreyphil8995]

Ross Maclellan I have no idea what he’s talking about I’m loving every second of it 😂😂😂

[@Soph149]

Phil Henderson I completely agree! How utter nonsense can A) make complete sense And B) be so funny Is beyond me 😂🤣

[@JameZayer]

Phil Henderson He’s doing nervous confessions 1) He murdered someone for yelling at his dog 2) Disgraceful thing with a goat 3) Pretending to be James Bond by peeing in his bath pretending it was acid.

[@JakkFrost1]

lmao, it totally reminded me of that clip of Tim Conway doing the elephant story!

[@joshuabridge1548]

I grew up near Taylor Park so to me it seems even funnier knowing where he's talking about.

[@anonymousnate678]

One of the most naturally funny people on TV. Doesn't even have to tell jokes he just acts like himself and it's hilarious.

[@mistacoz]

When comics like Sean Lock are laughing so hard they look like a heart attack is imminent you know you're watching a comedy genius.

[@michaelm5542]

Daz Ediss or Jack Whitehall with Harrison Ford!

[@India.H]

You know you've got Sean Lock when he starts clutching his left side!

[@AirWindFire]

This is lovely to read and even more special since the very sad passing of Sean, a gent and a GOAT.

[@StonyRC]

Sober Johnny Vegas has become one of the wittiest, weirdest, funniest, NICEST characters on the face of the planet! A truly Great Briton. And his poem at the end was TRULY heartbreaking.

[@bobdole8830]

Bar's pretty low these days, innit?

[@Highland_Moo]

@@bobdole8830absolutely. I do love Johnny though - I’m 46 and remember seeing him on tv back in the 90s and thought he was brilliant and he seems to be the same and hasn’t disappeared up his own arse like many comics. That prick Peter Kay and Paddy whatshisface…..pair of insufferable gobshites.

[@tommallen7792]

@@bobdole8830what bone do you have to pick with Johnny Vegas?

[@kunnyfunte8165]

Johnny is superhuman in his comedic timing and ability to stay deadpan during his longwinded rants while every single other soul around him is dying of laughter

[@Thehighwayman429]

The timing on "Balls deep he was." is up there with some of the best jazz I've ever heard.

[@jaimie1938]

It's amazing how Johnny can be so hilarious and also so earnest. In between his insane anecdotes and rants there are brief glances at the emotional man underneath that make you think "I'd actually like to sit down and have an earnest conversation with him", and then the clip about telling the builder to fuck off starts playing and you forget all about it and start laughing 😂

[@pixelfrenzy]

That's the Northern English style, especially Lanc/Manc. Deadpan and slightly sarcastic. Les Dawson was the master.

[@MarkSmith-nw9sw]

His auto biography is fucking heart breaking. But well worth a read.

[@mth666]

Say earnest again

[@markwalker3600]

I served him when he came to our shop whilst on holiday, really quite a quiet reserved guy when the cameras aren't rolling and he's sober

[@Tkieron]

@VinylViper That is easily the cringiest, self aggrandizing, humble brag I've ever seen on KZbin. You're promoting yourself while trying to say you relate to Johhny Vegas.

[@xtrapolis954m]

I want to see Johnny Vegas on Taskmaster now!

[@KP-gt2uj]

It has been granted. 😂

[@katy3901]

Nice prediction!!

[@imaneousdi4314]

And he is the best contestant ever !

[@JamieAubrey]

And he's just as great

[@phs125]

Came here after seeing the last episode...

[@lilschlump9819]

My favourite thing about johnny is that when he tells a story , it makes no sense at all but his accent and his tone of voice makes it so funny and enjoyable to watch

[@ricardobezerra2712]

Whenever I see Johnny I think he needs a very lengthy warm hug.

[@obzcure]

The poem is one of those things that should be in all poetry books and in a museum. It's genuinely beautifully written.

[@seanclements6206]

I wonder how something like that will live on in the age of the internet. There's so much subtext behind why a person like Johnny Vegas coming out with this poem at a time like this make it so amazing.

[@Jjboxing]

Straight from the heart. Only took him a few minutes

[@mikgus]

The timing in the first part are ridiculously good. "I expect you to smell of piss mister Bond"

[@garrymackenzie309]

“It was about a friend” is probably the saddest part. He’s doing good now. Good luck, Johnny.👍🇬🇧

[@anthonyrose514]

"You know what fish are like they look shocked enough anyway" 😂🤣🤣 that line gets me every time

[@JobForAMaxboy]

His poem at the end is absolutely brilliant. Had to listen to it a couple of times because it was so genuinely great

[@rellimnahtan]

"Thou stout-soaked, cig-stained, feckless soul... Is WHAT for, not WHOM, that bell did toll." As guy who has dealt with a good share of substance abuse issues, that line never fails to make me well up with tears. Not only is Johnny a gifted comedian, he's a thoughtful and genuine soul.

[@cmw12]

Is it “cig” or “sick”? Doesn’t really matter, I guess.

[@Jjboxing]

@@cmw12 .

[@jwvandegronden]

that poem... Absolutely smashed it. Damn, brought tears to my eyes. Absolute genius artist on all levels, using all the dark corners and hidden path ways to even darker places to create a moment. In this case this gorgeous poem. Damn Johnny Vegas!

[@jennyperrio4887]

I never get to hear it all through laughing He's just so funny love you Jonny 😍

[@Malef1x]

Vegas's ability to just completely derail anything he's in is honestly magical

[@setamonkeytoy]

I love that there's a moment when johnny vegas is reading his poem when john cooper clarke looks over like, where the fuck did that come from, an artist recognising raw talent. I do this for a living and you knocked that out for a comedy show

[@louixley]

When he started singing "where is love" holy shit . What a man

[@no_peace]

Voice of an angel

[@tomnoname8630]

That poem makes me teary eyed. I have a brother who's alcohol dependancy and depressive issues

[@connorrowe8787]

Johnny Vegas is our times Einstein, he just hides it very very well

[@katy3901]

I misread this as Epstein and was very concerned.

[@thephoenixsystem6765]

@@bethspaghettiloops6954 Uh... No. The sincerity behind that sentiment disturbs me. Nearly everyone I know is mentally ill and very few of them are genii. Romanticising mental illness is a calamitous idea, it pulls focus away from recovery and survival. The genius, if there be any, is in recovering from mental illness, or nothing to do with the mental illness at all.

[@Aisatsana1971]

The Phoenix System not always, especially artistically

[@as3609]

@@thephoenixsystem6765 Thumbs down for pretentiousness

[@sirjellybeans1st19]

We all had a johnny vegas in our class at school. Usually ended up getting the remains of an eaten apple hopped off his head

[@Pinario]

"Because it's so high it's become silly" I love that line. I've never been up that high but that line just makes perfect sense to me because if i was that high up i definitely would find it silly.

[@bungle0h521]

"the only thing I have in common with Jeremy Clarkson is that we're both occasionally racist" - Richard Ayoade

[@hyphymovement203]

I think he says 'Casually racist'

[@YoursTruly6999]

^

[@DannyDenay]

^^

[@bippiebedd9122]

^^^

[@tvtitlechampion3238]

^^^^

[@alexbenavidez4500]

When you have other comedians in utter tears of laughter, you know you're a genius.

[@alfreddabuttler5287]

"Who cleans the windows?" I don't know why but that gets me everytime 😂

[@AngelicusImmortus]

Having sat through about seventy or eighty poetry recitals, Johnny’s beats them all hands down. Superb.

[@GreenBitterfly]

"I don't, they throw things" - makes me cry with laughter.

[@dismith73]

Success is Kathy Burke and John Cooper-Clarke standing up to applaud your work.

[@claredodd1258]

'You know what fish are like, they look shocked enough don't thee' 😂😂😂 'I once had a wa*k over a nun' 😂😂😂

[@whatsabryan]

I really don't know how he remains completely straight-faced when the entire room he's in is erupting with laughter. Been in love with this man since I saw him on Black Books.

[@Adam-je2xs]

Towards the end when Sean Lock is literally holding his side with laughter, what a fantastic moment

[@leesoftpaw5086]

The poem was simply incredible

[@theimperiumofman102]

Johnny Vegas has the Ability to just utterly derail any conversation ever.

[@UffUffsen]

"it was about a friend" oh you lovely soul.

[@BuzzcutGtr]

I've said before, and I'll say again: I didn't know what to make of Johnny Vegas at first. But I've come to realize he's a fucking genius.

[@presentfuture7563]

I'm American, only heard of him a month ago, and think he may be the funniest person alive

[@daniellemhall1358]

The 'slim' picture of Big Narstie has me dying.

[@Tkieron]

That first clip of the Last Leg is one of the funniest things ever. My favorite moment from Johnny is when he's going "I started crying Jimmy. I started crying because my life hasn't gone to plan."

[@JQPhotos]

"He should have lost his rod licence". You know what fish looks like they look shocked enough🤣🤣

[@benbritner961]

I've always watched, and liked anything Johnny vegas has done. But in recent years he's on another level, especially his panel show appearances. His last leg takeover is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. You can see it in his eyes that he's plotting his next line, but every one is delivered with perfect timing. If he's on The Last Leg again, I'll be waiting for the "I DID It"

[@grahamwilson423]

Of

[@davewalker3873]

The last leg clip never gets old!!! Absolute comedy genius!!! His timing is un matched!!!!!!!!

[@lukeylukeluke2]

Last Orders Ask not for whom that bell doth toll As worthy barmaids eyes do roll And landlord with an earnest shout calls time on drinks and ushers out the dutiful sup up and leave but he's our last card up his sleeve with feet like landlocked deep-sea diver shuffles barwards with a fiver it begs that last for just one more and one yourself just make it right he promises to drink it quick yet deep down knows he's feeling sick not from stout or bags of scratchings more from questions booze keeps asking what happened to the happy me I think, no hang on, need to pee in the pub the poets waste poised to ponder fonder days before the time of cheap warm cider eyes of wonder opening wider now they narrow tired of fun as fart turns wet and burns the bum yet weary smile pops in his head 'til urine runs down inside leg And thus the landlord shows him out the child inside is crying out "i was not meant for such sweet sorrow" but opts instead for "see you tomorrow" Thou stout soaked, cig stained feckless soul Is what for, not whom the bell tolls. Johnny Vegas

[@richin2123]

Thank you for the full text. I think it's lovely.

[@lukeylukeluke2]

@@richin2123 I thought it very poignant

[@raymonders001]

Couple of errors here and there, probably because of the accent, but really well done

[@budd2nd]

What a brilliant bit of Doggrel,

[@SirNightmareFuel]

Thanks for the write up :). And the last line should be: "Is what for, not whom, that bell did toll."

[@nantrax143]

The helicopter driver shirt rant is priceless. Could watch it all day.

[@GeorgiaOverdrive]

Can’t believe you used the word driver instead of pilot.

[@Tkieron]

As funny as it is, I love the other shirt one more. "I got to there. And I started cryin'. I started cryin' Jimmy. Cuz my life hasn't gone to plan." Will always be hilarious to me. Almost as funny as him just destroying the opening of the Last Leg in the first clip.

[@creepycustard2383]

Chaotic good ❌ Chaotic evil ❌ Pure chaos 👌

[@tylersmith-xi4ct]

Isn't that just chaotic neutral?

[@awaytosleep5762]

Chaotic drunk?

[@ex0983]

No one knows why Johnny Vegas is famous he just is and EVERYONE LOVES HIM

[@wkjenks]

Monkey is why hes famous.

[@chrispotts7897]

I come from the same town as johnny and have seen him on numerous occasions at our beloved st Helen's rlfc watching the game like just another die hard fan , he is fond of the odd pint and I have stumbled upon him looking very merry a few times , but he always stops to say hello and is very accommodating with his fans , top bloke , man of the people, never forgot his roots .

[@richorichards4655]

Johnny Vegas 1.Creative genius 2.Earnest sweetheart

[@custardavenger]

I do love Johnny. I think he's so much more intelligent than he gives away. I worry he's one of the many tortured souls with comedy as their release.

[@oricalu448]

Johnny Vegas is one of those comedians that has the amazing ability to absolutely floor a room of fellow comedians.

[@alexday5892]

The Beauties Castle bit and pub poem are the bits that show his depth. Superbly funny 😂

[@richin2123]

The line about "the questions the alcohol was asking"...damn, I've been there before. Really amazing poem.

[@anyhonywilliams6160]

OMG Johnny is awesome!!! Opening bit had me laughing uncontrollably 😂😂😂

[@docrobust]

His back must be killign after carrying all the comedy on The Last Leg

[@stephaniel3032]

I totally got teary-eyed at his poem at the end!

[@TKBarnes]

Whenever I feel sad I just turn this on and in 30 minutes or less I feel so much better. I've seen this video about a dozen times now. Life is good. EDIT: It's a year later, I still come back. I just realised though, the first clip... the self control in maintaining that poker face Johnny kept is just astounding.

[@kerlyenai]

Man, I love Johnny Vegas! Everytime I see him, I have this huge grin on my face. He's such a talented an humble guy... and so funny!

[@shed66215]

He is forever underselling his talents, can't not love how he does it though

[@qwopiretyu]

that poem is breathtaking. It's comedy and soberingly tragic

[@kieranmcfarlane560]

The part about the fish always makes me cackle! "He should have lost his fucking rod licence"

[@nirmalsuki]

Johnny Vegas and Richard Ayoade are an amazing comedy duo.

[@SuperLvdr]

I'm always surprised at the people Ayowade has chemistry with.

[@GeoffreyBronson]

I don't think Channel 4 could have summed him up better than chaotic AND loveable. We love you Johnny!

[@gr3yh4wk1]

Vegas is like that one friend who spends so much time being funny. , you forget the serious shit thats happening. I always get the impression with vegas.

[@isntitobvious9894]

" He should have PHOCKING lost his Rod License! " kills me every time

[@tonyneufeld6860]

Johnny and Richard together always puts a big grin on my face

[@juliemc9947]

I lov Johnny Vegas HE’S A TRUE TREASURED LEGEND ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

[@KrillMister57]

Johnny Vegas is an absolute riot. My president

[@cloudmaker]

Johnny Vegas a vastly talented and funny man.

[@NomadUniverse]

Good way to finish it. That poem is an absolute masterpiece.

[@garulusglandarius6126]

If you down thumbs Johnny Vegas you’ve Zero sense of humour ! That poem is beautiful and worthy of the greatest poets. You are much loved Johnny.

[@Kjca_1998]

"I expect you to smell of piss Mr bond" 🤣

[@19Reeves87]

He's wearing a SAGA T-Shirt with "Lying cat" on. He does love the comics.

[@richardbrabbs8283]

The bit with the carp is johnny at his best

[@pixelfrenzy]

Especially if you really look into what's in the throat of a carp. (Hint: "throat teeth")

[@CarlotaZimmerman]

Ugh I have such a thing for Johnny Vegas, adorable!

[@MrDREWASIDE]

The first section of this on last leg is just sublime timing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@NikoMikkanen]

Not only is Vegas brilliant, he helped me a lot in starting to understand some of the stronger UK accents. When I saw her the first time, I didn't understand a word he was saying. Now I can follow him just about all the time, and if I miss something, re-watching what he said usually helps.

[@TEKASHI-de1qt]

23:18 look at the smile slowly spread on sean's face - reminds of homer's face when bart gets, "the dud!"

[@senseisleepyhead]

The fact that he's wearing a Lying Cat shirt at the start, from the amazing "Saga" graphic novel series... fantastic!

[@JPasUnCowboy]

Oh my god, as if I couldn't love Johnny Vegas more, seeing him wear a Saga T-shirt put it over the top. Love love love everything about him!

[@katyn8757]

“Out there I felt like a sand ballerina” 😂♥️

[@beep6185]

It's the fact he says it all with a straight face while everybody around him dies of laughter

[@kurluk04]

I love all the clips but the first one is my favourite - absolute gold! Had me in stitches

[@robmarrin6720]

Magic that I didn't spot the voiceless man until he spoke,, he's brilliant

[@callumduke6172]

“I cant way till the council take your kids off you”😂😂😂

[@jenniferholden9397]

You know when you laugh so long and you can't breath, Johnny Vegas nearly causes my death every time.

[@JPMulheron]

One of the funniest guys on the planet. Has me crying 😭 with laughter every time he’s on the screen. Graham Duffys ‘ideal’ was the perfect show for him and he played the part outstandingly.

[@johnmathisen1167]

The greatest poem that Johnny has ever done, bravo.

[@linzmcd4485]

His comedy timing is a thing of beauty

[@coptotermes]

The timing is everything!

[@oyeahthatguy]

well juxtaposed starting with the last leg improvised bit and the deep poem at the end... a true artist

[@steveblackbird]

Brutally funny man Johnny Vegas... damn I'm in tears watching this... massive onslaught of this genius of comedy. Lovely bloke too... but spur of the moment he unleashes and it's all piss funny... Legend!

[@edt5615]

It's man's overwhelming need to conquer the elements while on a stag-do hahaha!!

[@ellejay5024]

"Like I offer any threat" I love how desperate he sounds

[@suzieb8366]

I love Johnny's poem...excellent !