30 Year Old Boomer Just Wants Some Tetris 99 Wins [Episode 8/?]

[@titaniawallace3919]

Local 30 Year Old Canadian Challenges Unarmed Passerby To Gunfight, Cries "Wyatt" Before Fatally Shooting Man

[@officiallorechannel6902]

That poor guy he beat in his winning match had no badges.

[@williamslater4246]

I cant stop laughing rn from this comment. Thank You.

[@DanTheMann1218]

​@@officiallorechannel6902 I'd attribute that to NL being very strategic, while the other guy was probably just a survivor.

[@stretcharmstrong3736]

Police files report he had an “egg shaped head”

[@ArcasCorricol]

in court, he pleaded guilty to manslaughter on the basis that he had glaucoma

[@TJGibson0]

"We are wasting all of our time fighting each other, like fools. For what? For pride? Glory? What are pride and glory but the constructs of long dead men, and yet the world is for the living." - Northernlion, 2019, on Wyatts in Tetris 99

[@jazzpanda5758]

Thank you for catching the quote.

[@Htown1738]

Timestamp

[@adorablehorrorfrombeyond1462]

Wait a minute, de he make that all up? I was for sure thinking that he was quoting someone else

[@esturion001]

the egg is good

[@TJGibson0]

@@Htown1738 4:15

[@Pyronar]

Ryan before getting a W: "I will never become that which I hate" Ryan after getting some W's: "Wyatt modules installing..."

[@Huntsman00]

Is this an extract from the revolutionary R L Stevenson Novella 'Dr Rorschach and Mr Wyatt'?

[@ImperatorZed]

He literally said "Me and the other Wyatts"

[@Ascendingashes]

NL thinking he was fighting Wyatt when in actuality HE was the Wyatt

[@nicrobe9443]

Whoever fights Wyatts should see to it that in the process he does not become a Wyatt.

[@crypt_ed]

this is like the opposite of a redemption arc. egg's fall to wyattism

[@bigredfinn]

@@wight2211 *become the wyatt

[@CardboardOdyssey]

wyautism

[@frenchexpat5601]

My sister watching the video with me, currently learning English: "I think I learned -send them-"

[@ImEverythingYouCrave]

Wholesome and hilarious comment

[@loganhenry2838]

Imagining your sister saying "send them" in similar energy situations in real life worry me greatly

[@frenchexpat5601]

@@loganhenry2838 As long as she doesn't say "I need to clean the garbage hole", I'm not worried

[@wilddogspam]

@@frenchexpat5601 she won't need to if she keeps it clean.

[@lunkel8108]

For real though, NL's videos are amazing for learning english. I started watching him when I was 14 and it definitly helped me a great deal.

[@RegularCody]

*Hit em with the 'ole Send and Scratch*

[@eptothefrep]

No comment

[@Liliputian07]

@@eptothefrep hit em with the ol slap and slide

[@chuckblubbs7040]

NL's Tetris jargon is the most satisfying stuff I've ever heard. We really don't deserve such quality content

[@IgneousGorilla]

Please, stop praying for NL!!! You are making him too strong. He is starting to believe and the agents can´t get him. He is too powerful.

[@Johazar]

Northernlion, when that "t-spin" text appears on the left side of the screen, it's not an enemy's t-spin, it's yours!

[@toddchristiansen1441]

NL should include a Tetris glossary in the video description.

[@supermonkey9075]

This guy uses the same description he has been using for years, you're asking too much man

[@RayVitoles]

1.Wyatt=the guy at the end who always has max 4 lines filled even if focused by tripple tetris 2.Send em=fast clearing lines just to relieve pressure 3.Garbage hole=the hole which is under filled lines 4.Opportunists=people who attack him 5.We go badges=attacker's mode to KO 6.Mad catz=an excuse for his terrible piece placement

[@orfeassynetos3788]

@@RayVitoles hey while you are at it. Do you have any idea how garbage works in this game? I dont get it

[@Droid15243Z]

@@orfeassynetos3788 Clearing a certain amount of lines, special moves and combos send garbage. Having more badges and people targeting you multiply it.

[@RayVitoles]

@@orfeassynetos3788 You clear lines,they get sent as a line missing 1 block,if its a tetris,it rises as a "garbage hole" where you need the long piece to fill it

[@T0mmy9898]

Take a shot whenever NL covers the garbage hole when the next block is a line piece.

[@Silversaxophone1]

But i don't wanna die

[@Droid15243Z]

I imagine myself flipping a table every time

[@KatoFW]

I’m not trying to die my dude

[@mityakiselev]

pepeMeltdown ALCOHOL POISONING pepeMeltdown

[@EyeTry203]

Plot twist: Enelle was the Wyatt all along.

[@Naso010]

Shuffling Rorschach Targeting Matrix: Progress 2/10

[@mityakiselev]

more like POGGERS 2/10

[@MellowJelly]

26:04 that garbled speech ended with a perfect Tommy Wiseau "hahaaha" was gold

[@TheShut1]

"What a story Wyatt!"

[@clavigerai1766]

I'll be honest, I was a little skeptical about this series when you started it. I figured it would get boring fast. I was wrong, I REALLY enjoy these videos. Seeing how quickly you've improved/adapted adds an even more satisfying layer to this already great series

[@RathaWynter]

NL's Tetris jargon has been immensely satisfying to listen to lately, probably more so than it has any right to be! Really love these videos and am starting to wish that Tetris99 would come to the PC! I was certainly expecting a few more "We've been targeted for deletion." comments in that crazy first game since it was the perfect place for it. Its just such visceral analysis of the situation for a digital multiplayer game like Tetris when in the span of a couple of moments you can be ended if the right people have your number.

[@Tankifed]

This starting battle he had was fought so valiantly

[@zacharywilliams2]

The ol' *SEND N' SCRATCH*

[@bigbirdbirdbird]

you sound so different than your older binding of isaac videos! oh my gosh! i just went from a 2012 video to this one and i was shocked

[@maisyo123]

Damn Wyatt cheating to attain goals, poor sportsmanship against a poor egg

[@Jazman71092]

27:53 He could've had a perfect clear here if he had switched out the next piece with the I piece he had stored! Damn, i would've liked to see that shit.

[@TofuRabbit]

Real talk, you can already see Ryan getting better and it's actually so cool.

[@oh_banana]

That first game is exactly why I watch this game, so good. My man actually beat a 2v1 Wyatt encounter in every trash wave so hard they either shoved off or died fighting. Mad catz'd was the only thing that ruined him Second game also so good, longest roarshack I've ever seen with 9 targets AND HE KILLED ALL BUT ONE OF THEM. Can't believe we're only 1/10 on Wyatt Module Installment Progress. This mans gonna be a tetris god by 10/10

[@gareaap7806]

it feels good to actually see you improve so much. it's amazing to see you watch garbage holes so much better now.

[@therealheadshotguy]

The most annoying part of this game and possibly the only annoying part.. The flashing loading symbol pieces don't flash to the loading theme music

[@ZzRuanZ]

The Tetrising of Isaac: Battle Rebirth

[@squarefan80]

The Binding of I-block: Tetrepentance

[@MrDjWalnut]

Luckily NL beat it 38:24

[@greenleaf44]

Daddy egg has ascended from the realm of mere mortals! Seriously, it's fun to watch you getting so much better. Your placement is much more on point

[@umbaupause]

...Annie are you Oakley... Are you Oakley... Are you Oakley, Annie...

[@gustavrsh]

You won vs a guy with no badges, he didn't have a chance

[@kulapik43]

HE'S DONE IT AGAIN

[@RayVitoles]

THE MAD MAN

[@rcblazer]

It's fun to watch you go, even if you do make a lot of silly mistakes when the pressure is on. You've also made a lot of super clutch plays too when it looked like you were gonna choke, so these videos are full of excitement!

[@IkEisawesome7]

That first game was really good! Constantly attacked, yet he protecc AAAAND HE'S DONE IT

[@noatiendoboludos]

Installing Wyatt modules

[@sean7269]

Such a valliant effort from our friend NL 24:19- 26:03

[@auail5594]

"It was not greed, it was fear."

[@SteamPumpGamer]

Tetris is making NL the best commentator Ive ever heard

[@AceofJays15]

That first match, he was really just battling one Wyatt almost the entire time. That was pretty incredible

[@santiagoglavinalevis3986]

16:04 let's goooooooooooo

[@James-bv2po]

dude i freaking love the way you talk and how youre voice sounds

[@romush]

Very rarely are my jimmies rustled over a mistake I probably would've made in the moment myself, but damn that missed all clear at 27:48 was a real stinger

[@MercMercury]

Yoo that win was intense as heck, I felt the stress just watching haha Great job man, you are certainly a better Tetris player than I :D

[@noahfasoformoso]

Do a T-Spin dad

[@BRuh-pj8si]

I've been looking forward to this all day, thanks

[@superawesomegoku6512]

You either die fighting a Wyatt, Or you see yourself live long enough to become one... -Goku Burnett, 3/27/19

[@IHOMilk]

I am genuinely amazed at how quickly this man ascends at Tetris, but continues to fall at Slay the Spire.

[@malignantupper2366]

That 2nd game had some actual genius level plays towards the end, amazing to watch

[@firei11]

Another excellent episode, well done NL!

[@santiagoglavinalevis3986]

how am I getting excited about a Tetris gameplay?

[@Droid15243Z]

Because its so good

[@TomLiKESLemons]

@@Droid15243Z So good!

[@patrickadderley1266]

Egg Lord you're getting better, you're ready for the next step. When some new garbage is about to spawn under you you should wait a second to see where the garbage hole is first then you can start digging down to it.

[@giotuber99]

20:38 "He 's beginning to believe"

[@jonatwitchell682]

Wondering whether or not NL would be able scratch his nose without being forcibly deleted by some cowardly opportunists was the most suspenseful 30 seconds of my year so far.

[@kirsk8756]

Great episode. Keep it up. Proud of you.

[@Conrad75]

#prayersupforalextrebek

[@anon4658]

That battle with the final Wyatt was intense

[@Colechamdiceman]

Great gameplay, man! Wow! Cannot believe the clutch plays :O

[@andressalinas6324]

Holy shit that first game that guy was sending you like everything in the planet didn't help that their was another person attacking too

[@syren6371]

27:30 two all clear opportunities thrown into the ether.

[@Theonebeliever]

this is my new isaac that isnt issac, but i still watch it instead of just listening for the soothing dulce tones.

[@yodagaming3252]

Love this series

[@etopowertwon]

He did it again, bois! Wumbo be trembling right now.

[@nicktorres4099]

Northernlion, Slayer of Wyatts, Devourer of opportunists

[@Wertsir]

Actually godlike plays from our egg man here.

[@syx3s]

serious respect with level 1M BOI plays every day. but this is top notch again. fucking real good. love it.

[@EmperorZ19]

Even if it was against a guy with no badges, that was a great win. I think that was the best you've played

[@Evilc00kies]

if you want more targets on you early, try building up a tower (you can easily clear) tall enough to go into the red, attracting the ko seekers

[@Droid15243Z]

He shouted out Wumbo!

[@TwistedAttitudes]

Lmao NL systematically ate up all the big fishes till the last person left was some guy with almoat no badges, and NL was feelin the pressure so he was only doing one line clears and not sending much garbage

[@yeeminyamin5515]

* sings * Annie are they oakles, Annie are they oakles

[@micromushies]

Another ep! thanks egg father

[@stretcharmstrong3736]

*#RunYourSets*

[@ImperatorZed]

"Me and the other Wyatts" NL has ascend

[@Evilc00kies]

Nl, great video, but please read this: When garbage is stacking up on the left it is the worst time to slow down. why? well as you can see, the garbage colors go from yellow, to pink, to flashing, and when it is flashing, it means that the next block you place will send the garbage to your screen. so basically, if you wait and think on what to do instead of playing fast, you are stripping yourself from two extra blocks you couldve placed to deal with said garbage. hope you understand what i mean

[@rat146]

What do I say when NL suggests more Tetris content? I say send 'em

[@styrofoamcow6996]

He's finally acknowledged that he IS the the Wyatt

[@PaperLaur]

Did anyone else's nose start itching during this episode? He sent 'em all right.

[@HerrPotet]

When you see the last guy with 0 badges you just know it's a win.

[@koalabat310]

The last couple of seconds of the first win almoat got me

[@mircea2k9b]

A Wise Nek once said: "just build!"

[@paxmortis4982]

Wow, he's gotten fantastic at this game.

[@noahbeck6186]

He has ascended. He’s staring to see the matrix.

[@Sereomontis]

This may never end.

[@Chizzle69420]

7:00 I am so upset that you didn't stash the long blue "I", place the red, then pull the I piece back out for a Tetris.

[@RetsamX]

21:42 Coolio approves

[@Aiika__]

16:40 ya boi took a shot at the champ and got utterly fucked up

[@Buffmonkey686]

Hey NL I’m looking forward to seeing you progress to winning every game

[@carboniris]

I swear every time he clears lines using an orange piece my life expectancy goes down 10 minutes.

[@TomOliverez]

35:15 you move like they move now

[@DoctorShroom]

4:35 Not for honor, but for yooooouuu....

[@INeedSubtitles]

Now that was a great win. Good job NL

[@RaxoFilms]

THE BEAST IS AWOKEN

[@venompheonix]

12:02 He said 'Let's go' but didn't continue to drop the beat! :(

[@raiduk]

This comment section is even more amazing than the video i swear

[@Gopslav]

Nonstop action, the likes no battleground game has ever seen

[@falsedragon7104]

38:25 Tetris killed Isaac confirmed!

[@Suneru]

Hes done it yet again. What a legend

[@foxitekuubi4299]

That first round though, was great fighting.

[@wildlyunqualified]

34:41 He's become self aware.

[@curechan164]

"Breaking news: local crazy man screams at have a Subway employee because his name was Wyatt"

[@mattp12]

Wyatt has gotten a hold of the itching powder *dear god*