300 lb. Virgin CRIES after Getting a Handjοb | PKA

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[@hits509]

“Well of course I know him, he’s me”

[@djfluffyfluff5814]

Dude u good

[@Matt-xc6sp]

Hello There

[@fallsprig4581]

someone had to make the joke

[@hotstankygarbage788]

Man... That went from funny to sad. Feel bad for the guy

[@smiley4995]

Then back to funny again

[@hehitmeinthekneegur1551]

The amount of shit doesn't stop. This man is like Chris Chan.

[@javiermichel7097]

The guy end up being a weirdo who likes torture animals.

[@FumblsTheSniper]

Thank god I’m able to internally suppress all my trauma so that nobody laughs at me but I’m also a complete wreck of a person.

[@TheBigDingus88]

Gang

[@MrFichstar]

I feel that

[@bruhstandler]

numb the pain with drugs and alcohol

[@driprubies2464]

Red meat and strong drinks, you’re welcome!

[@snickle1980]

Sounds like you need _Kyles Prostitute Plan for Wellness._ One hooker per paycheck should clear all that up in a few months.

[@justinatest9456]

0:32 Woody chastises Taylor for interrupting Kyle 0:56 Woody interrupts Kyle

[@greatvalue1441]

Autism 101

[@TrixieMatteI]

Cool

[@lookItUp91]

I despise woody

[@nate6795]

I would have cried if I spend $500 on a condom hand job too 😂

[@MK_ULTRA420]

All that Moon Pie money, gone!

[@Freakazoid12345]

I'd cry if I had to spend more than $100 on sex with an 8 or above.

[@martinroa1480]

For real😂

[@DaveyBlade13]

Pete fucking rules. Sheltered guy trying to get out of his comfort zone. Let’s not shame this fella.

[@suckmyduck7029]

Oath! If he had actual good friends they'd be pushing him further instead of making fun of him behind his back

[@japanesebitter1066]

He should try dating or at least flirting if he’s this fragile

[@user-dc6pm3mc4b]

right sounds like he just picked some d bags to chill with

[@romeda5156]

@@user-dc6pm3mc4b from the sounds of it he’s somebody’s cousin or something

[@driprubies2464]

@@user-dc6pm3mc4b for real, he needs some down AF bro’s… I suggest joining an mma/boxing gym!!

[@infinite-sadness]

Well idk about the rest of you, but i feel way better about my life

[@fancyfloppa9256]

For real man. As sad as this shit was it makes me feel better about myself. I'm overweight but not 300+ pounds, I'm have friends that are really into fitness that are helping me lose the weight and I am not a socially inept weirdo. I truely hope that guy gets the help he needs because no one deserves that.

[@TrixieMatteI]

You probably shouldn’t lol

[@infinite-sadness]

@@TrixieMatteI i’ve never had any moment in my life come anywhere near the levels of sad this man experiences on a daily basis. If i believed in a higher power then i’d pray for him. Hope he gets a W.

[@globalmillitary9611]

Now THIS reminds me of old PKA. Very enjoyable story.

[@TrixieMatteI]

Ok?

[@novemdecillionairegrindset454]

They just told all their stories lol

[@nfaisnfgay]

The show will never be this good again lol

[@ninjapwnsatlyfe]

Woody and kyle are both great examples of "if i havent heard it, seen it, or felt it, it simply cannot exist."

[@Riot-ippo]

This where Brendan frasier got whale from

[@Freakazoid12345]

I worked with a guy who was a dead ringer for Brendan Frasier in that movie.

[@DASRH]

So many lost seamen 😢

[@snaptrap5558]

"We were having a conversation, it's kinda disrespectful to turn your back" This is the weirdest conversation I've heard today

[@user-dc6pm3mc4b]

most honest man alive XD never should have told anyone guy sounds awkward and sheltered but trying to be better and learn

[@abdosimon]

Mowing the lawn is such a nice thing to do. No wonder he got some latitude with a group of guys on a trip.

[@riftsalty7562]

Poor fella

[@Patrick.Weightman]

Dick had me FLOORED with that Blind Slide comment 💀💀

[@dallinc3753]

“I would lock the door if he was at my house” 💀😭

[@CornPop2]

Ima go pull the pudge and have a good cry rn

[@garymcjerry]

You do that man

[@snickle1980]

it's part of a complete breakfast.

[@ThousanWhite]

This video delivered on its promise.

[@holloway_two]

I'm an awful person for laughing at this.

[@snickle1980]

If you mow my lawn, I'll forgive you.

[@Martin-zg7hx]

Dont worry karma will get you.

[@cycadaacolyte6349]

RIP to original post, guess the 300 pounder was too sensitive after all...

[@bettycocker2226]

Taylor always hitting hard with the gold.

[@youngjihadi]

Whoever this dude is that Kyle’s describing is too pure for the world and we must protect him

[@Freakazoid12345]

At what cost, though?

[@LadyFranch]

I like how they changed the thumbnail to be less pathetic

[@smiley4995]

What was the original?

[@snickle1980]

@@smiley4995 Lets have him draw the original in ascii.

[@thegathering2049]

I thought it was count Dankula on the thumbnail.

[@Freakazoid12345]

"Pete" is his real name.

[@killsall7735]

Add 200lbs and it’s WingsOfRedemption

[@10BELOWZERO01]

Bruh this is the funniest fucking video

[@Shin_Akumi]

Lol wow woody actually was quiet for once

[@allaware1971]

300lb 21yo Virgin here, watching. >2 hours this time "one for TV" lmfao

[@douggaudiosi14]

Go workout

[@Rekon-se6wv]

NGMI

[@HotPants911]

Seems like most of the people in these comments are indeed a 300 lbs virgin

[@Rekon-se6wv]

0:57 COULDNT BE ME!!!

[@goodtaste4]

I would also cry about a 500$ handjob knowing that you could get a 4 some with 3 models for that kind of money...

[@ASwagPecan]

how does one get to 300lbs? jesus

[@douggaudiosi14]

Self hatred

[@0326Vet]

The same way a druggie overdoses, an alcoholic gets liver failure, a homosexual dies from aids, humans have a real problem with self control, eating food releases dopamine in the brain you get addicted to it and can't stop eating

[@davidstenner3136]

Man you cant be around a guy like this

[@jaylonm3598]

why does woody raise his eyebrows every 5 secs

[@C00MGUY]

Autism

[@That0Homeless0Guy]

Neurological tic.

[@trashpandaprivatetab2845]

Tourette’s

[@douggaudiosi14]

He's retarded

[@lorenzovanoordt7894]

New story bout Wings I see.

[@armondoserna2342]

The governor,I have to puke

[@PandemicGameplay]

This shit is hilarious

[@ORGAniZMs]

Taylor is such a jew, caring the most about all the spent money on hookers.

[@MegaDysart]

An aversion to spending money on disgusting holes at a sleazy strip club is the least Jewish thing I've heard in awhile idk what you're smoking

[@Freakazoid12345]

Then pretty much everybody is a Jewish by that definition.

[@armondoserna2342]

Violent stomach convolution

[@Whootzie]

Kyle friend is Chris Chan

[@dickgozenya1542]

Lmao what happened to the original thumbnail?

[@Jonjzi]

I'm annoyed at how Dick dismisses the guy as hopeless, acting like he's somehow superior when he has no problem defending pedos and lolicon.

[@TheOfficialButthead]

Wow when did he do that? That's awful

[@Jonjzi]

@@TheOfficialButthead kzbin.info/www/bejne/g4XSp2SFbs9kbMU

[@Freakazoid12345]

​@@TheOfficialButthead he was also best friends with Hitler and talked him into doing the holocaust. Hitler didn't even want to do it.

[@knightscroftsquire-muldoon]

​@@Freakazoid12345 I heard he stoked the flames of the ovens!

[@Freakazoid12345]

@@knightscroftsquire-muldoon figuratively!

[@locbabyy619]

I'm 23 years old 140 lbs and I easily eat what that 300 lb man ate every night

[@0326Vet]

That's what people don't understand, there is skinny people just as unhealthy as the 400 pound people in terms of how they eat their body just metabolizes the fat better

[@locbabyy619]

@@0326Vet for sure , it’s kinda rare though from what I’ve experienced. Gotta thank god for our different blessings

[@Qsnazer]

i was 350 pounds at one point and i know firsthand what its like to be a fat 18 year old stress eating virgin… i hope that guy lost the weight and figured everything out. the story is asf funny yea, but i couldnt help but see myself in the fat dude. im now almost 20 and have lost 130 pounds, if i could do it anybody can.

[@stutteringcris468]

Could the crying be a symptom of the "momma's boy" overprotectiveness... Even the gambling was too much for him, Cause of the possible overprotectiveness??

[@xXpwnageXx223]

Overprotective puritan family and a strong dose of autism

[@suckmyduck7029]

There's mamas boy and then there's being brought to tears by gambling

[@snickle1980]

well...YES.

[@DankKrank]

We need to stop virgin hate

[@bonechip01]

I love how Kyle's anecdotes are literally bullshit from his own mind, he was saying the virgin was cutting grass at 11am then woody asked for clarification, and Kyle is like "yup, cutting grass at the crack of dawn"

[@CharlesFreck]

2:03 "he was cutting grass at 5am that morning". Yeah, you need to take your meds and pay attention.

[@heedrightaff8907]

He said 5am dummy

[@BriarHood]

Is Taylor vaping on stream? SHAME!

[@UC32UC32]

that’s the most horrible story I’ve ever heard…

[@MarkSmithhhh]

Man thats bad

[@TotallyRiffed]

Gay Greg would be proud!

[@armondoserna2342]

I am back,what now?

[@NitNgrit]

Why is that funny

[@jacksonperry8283]

I agree with Taylor

[@Panellll]

Dude is a fucking legend. Socially fucked dude trying to grow and his 'friends' fuck him over and set him way back. This is fucked. Dude was trying to help his buddy out with the lawn.

[@rhysm.5915]

This clip comes up on my timeline every now and then, and I still think the person in question is Airsoftfatty.

[@Jrod4.6L]

Oof…

[@DuckDuck-u3e]

Gonzalez Sarah Robinson David Robinson Timothy

[@armondoserna2342]

An edge tool?

[@Freakazoid12345]

People who refuse to bust a nut when looking at porn. Or a weed whacked. Either way, some wracking is getting done, but weed is optional.

[@cl86241]

Guys like Pete are like blood in the water for me. Their weakness makes me want to torment them that much more.

[@0326Vet]

This is called sadism it's a strong Indicitice of narcissistic personality disorder, you should seek help

[@slayer3805]

Woody we aren’t here for you so hush

[@TheOfficialButthead]

Fuckin foreal

[@FilthyNature]

it was my house. AMA (i wont reveal names)

[@douggaudiosi14]

Did he destroy your toilet