Timestamps courtesy of a few REMmies! Thank god I still have my hearing after this. 5/5 would let MaidREM do it again Timestamps: 2:37 She's here! 3:39 She doesn't wanna risk an accidental lobotomy 4:40 Fixing the bed 5:13 Listing the tools that she has for today 7:00 Time for scoopy scoop 8:34 "Ojousama it's time to go to bed" 10:10 She is not thinking of any ill will towards the master 11:09 Listing what jobs she went through 13:09 Difference of Metal and Wood scooper 14:50 "No need to be scared, it's okay to let your guard around me" 18:00 Everything is expensive, the mansion will not be affected by it 22:52 She's actually having fun 25:26 Asking what is the diggy diggy hole song 27:54 Humming 28:43 She had trouble sleeping recently 30:43 New level of gunk 32:09 Her criteria of video to fall asleep to 34:30 She doesn't know a lot of interior designing, but mold is not it 36:07 "Boring is good because boring sends you to sleep" 37:49 Maid REM dreads the Math 43:30 Trying hard to remove the goop, but a surgery may be needed 44:50 When does REM get to perform surgery? 47:45 There was a time where REM wanted to live in Canada 49:08 REM and weather combos 52:05 Talking about UK ACs 55:23 Some people are losing their sense of hearing 56:29 Imagine if the metalpipe.mp4 was on 57:46 Time for dual wielding q-tips 59:35 This made her realize she has no control over her left hand 1:02:53 REM recommending to not use q-tips too much + asking if anyone has dry earwax 1:05:55 Goofy goopers onomatopoeia + Getting group name recommendations 1:08:31 She's had experience lockpicking (referring to the classmate ASMR) 1:12:51 She's just a lowly maid, she can't rap 1:16:14 She thinks chat is looking for violence 1:18:59 She thought that this stream will be police-free 1:21:40 Today's Chat Summary 1:23:47 Possible police ASMR soon 1:26:10 Misma Ryzing raid! 1:27:22 She will not do a metal pipe asmr 1:28:10 Gaslighting new people in the chat 1:33:10 She's just trying to clean our earwax 1:35:25 She's not good with responsibilities 1:37:49 Blowing the dust away 1:40:54 One last inspection 1:41:35 Testing chat's new hearing with coconut onomatopoeia 1:42:28 Recommending to give her a 5star review in the comments 1:43:21 If we want to see Maid REM again, leave a 5star review 1:43:42 Wrapping up
@REMKanashibari4 ай бұрын
SHDJJFJDJD THANK U GUYS!!!
@wuhlheide2 ай бұрын
I got scared when I read metalpipe.mp4
@philmen4205Ай бұрын
Just one thing : what's with the blind thing at 1:30:37 ?
@Spyduck4 ай бұрын
1:03:45 - The thing about earwax types is, depending on regions and genetics, you are either born to develop dry or the wet type. In my case, it's dry and I've never had bad incidents with earwax despite using cotton buds (excessively all my life of 3 decades) Which I then come to realise, a lot of online articles write their stuff based on people with wet earwax and say cotton tips as the nono item to use. Which is true since wet earwax can roll into a solid mass and be pushed in to harm your ear. Dry earwax instead show up as very flaky stuff and can often be caught in the fibers of the cotton tips (at least for me). However, it should be known that there are bad quality tips where the fibers are easily shredded by friction when used in the ear, and can turn into debris that binds with earwax. Regardless, caution should still be taken because I had somehow unknowingly left a small bulb of cotton in my ear for possibly years, and by a stroke of fate, pulled out a jammed mass of wax and cotton that had buggered my hearing. I wasn't harmed but holy hell it was a strange sight to see.
@REMKanashibari4 ай бұрын
@@Spyduck oh my god!! That must’ve felt so good once it was cleared!!!
@Spyduck4 ай бұрын
@@REMKanashibari Indeed! Suddenly my left ear had a renewed clarity listening to music.
@WontonJohn934 ай бұрын
That's so awesome that you have official time stamps in every one of these ASMR videos. Just know that it is very appreciated.
@REMKanashibari2 ай бұрын
@@WontonJohn93 aww thanks! I hope they help! :))
@Anzuul4 ай бұрын
Maid REM did a wonderful job with the ear cleaning, my ears have never felt more clear. It was a bit odd how she kept talking about all the "gold" she was finding, but a small curiosity like that isn't really a bother, especially when she's so thorough with her work. She's one of the most skilled maids you can find at ear cleaning out there. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
@اميرمادرا3 ай бұрын
I agree with you here she amzing keep going Queen your the best❤
@max_power32394 ай бұрын
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ for effort but did not find any gold. Maybe next time.
@Blaze-cz2rp4 ай бұрын
Thanks Rem for cleaning our ears. When I had my last exam in school which was math, I listened to music and I had your song in my playlist. You deserve this review more than a five ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️. Thanks for helping me relax
@REMKanashibari4 ай бұрын
hope it went well!
@Blaze-cz2rp4 ай бұрын
@@REMKanashibari It was a battlefield meaning it was starting to feel a bit confusing but I made it and now I’m here
@darkecofrk4 ай бұрын
Rem ASMR has maid my day
@murlocmaster61924 ай бұрын
Wow! You were maid for comedy!
@user-oz3li6bk3x4 ай бұрын
you maid me like this comment!
@LaughAGuy3 ай бұрын
And I laid ur funeral.
@Majin_D4 ай бұрын
Ears: clean Brain: comfy ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
@Graxu1324 ай бұрын
Hotel? Trivago
@phoenixilr13 күн бұрын
I love listening to this one, especially because you use the scoopy bit a lot 😁💙
@inaneblue4 ай бұрын
So gentle and relaxing~ Thanks for another wonderful ASMR stream!
@StaroxideRaycraft4 ай бұрын
thank you for the comfiness REM, I kinda arrived half way through so I have an excuse to listen to it again to fall asleep too. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
@Stereoman014 ай бұрын
Meanwhile, at the gym i was weirdly getting my ears cleaned by a maid. 5 stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ would call her for her services again.
@SayoriDDLC.Ай бұрын
The two things that can take my cast iron heart and melt it in a second. Soft spoken audios. BRITISH soft spoken audios. Softspoken british is the cutest thing in this world and not a soul can convince me otherwise.
@shanechavez17664 ай бұрын
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Amazing service from the best maid, hope to see Maid Rem again one day!!
@bruddadoodman4 ай бұрын
Ur voice and British accent plus humor is NOT FAIR
@Jesse-rw5gh4 ай бұрын
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Maid was very cute. Fantastic at dual wielding ear picks. Would hire again.
@fyretruck68494 ай бұрын
My ears are so clean i can hear Wi-fi networks now. Maid REM is always so kind and cozy. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
@iamraphaАй бұрын
Your voice is just such a beautiful mix between Japanese and British, keep up the good work. God bless ❤️
@mozuto9 күн бұрын
WHY AM I GETTING GOOSEBUMPS 😭
@jackofblades39983 ай бұрын
21:43 I like this kind of close up not-quite-a-whisper voice
@다들잘자25 күн бұрын
말하는 것 만으로도 asmr 그 자체... 목소리와 발음에 나는 녹아버린다.
@WontonJohn934 ай бұрын
The volume was a bit low to me this time around, but I still very much enjoyed it. Keep up the great ASMR, you've got one of the best voices that I've ever heard for it in this field.
@REMKanashibari4 ай бұрын
I thought so too! Thanks for letting me know!! Thank you so much ;;
@WontonJohn934 ай бұрын
@@REMKanashibari Absolutely! You're welcome. You have yourself an absolutely wonderful day 😊
@guyguino57703 ай бұрын
I absolutely love your sense of humor. You can relax me while making me laugh 🤣
@REMKanashibari3 ай бұрын
waaa thank u!!! Thanks for watching I'm glad!!
@JGano-fo6qoАй бұрын
Holy fucking shit I did not expect anything to come up when I searched “Maid ASMR British”. I truly am in the best timeline🙏 ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
@Crimson_Wolf_4 ай бұрын
"Hands her a 100k tip " thanks for the ear clean 5 out 5 i may make you my personal ear cleaner P.s rem you did good on this cant wait for the next ASMR
@Crimson_Wolf_4 ай бұрын
You know what I'm just curious how do sleep paralysis demon clean there ears??
@iRoamYouTube4 ай бұрын
Rolex: $20,000 Giorgio Armani drip: $50,000 2024 Lamborghini: $250,000 the cutest maid: Priceless 5/5 ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
@RatapiTeh2 ай бұрын
This is the best than entire asmr on else videos
@reawrestling4 ай бұрын
REM you are really good at doing asmr. Thank you for the maid service definitely recommend the service . 100 of five since she saves the world you know with her maid service Don’t be scared to do the ear rubbing though your doing good :) Hope you have a good rest of your week
@bobbyhill562914 күн бұрын
I normally dont like the way british sound but this... This i fuck with heavy
@Patches8874 ай бұрын
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Very cozy would recommend coming back here again Thank you for the Rapid Ear Massage
@-Thorin-4 ай бұрын
Thank you for the wonderful ASMR, it was very relaxing and the environment was very funny but cozy.
@QuantumPurple4 ай бұрын
This video so peak you don’t understand 😭 ty for the video! 💤
@REMKanashibari4 ай бұрын
thanks for watching!!!
@YurinovichDornburg3 ай бұрын
ngl, those vehicle noises sounded so realistic. I wouldn't mind being unfiltered at all
@jaredvilla46424 ай бұрын
I feel so relax Rem💙😴
@cptsneaky13954 ай бұрын
Thanks for the relaxing stream REM, I have fallen asleep in 15 minutes
@Bertyv110 күн бұрын
1:12:38 the goat mentioned 🐐
@AltaMillia4 ай бұрын
I don’t know why I had a maid clean my ears, considering I’ve spent the last few weeks having them power washed by a doctor, but it was worth it. Comfy as always. And despite the sirens, no crimes were committed this time around. Probably. I fear tomorrow’s stream will reset the “days since last crime” counter back to 0, however.
@soyouaretired628022 ай бұрын
soooo sleepy sleepy sleep inducing tysm
@TonyTheTigerTT4 ай бұрын
I eeped . Thank you for the comfy ASMR.
@vvevvlord124 ай бұрын
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 5 stars for the ear cleaning and 5 stars from the police, you're on a roll today Rem! Thank you for today!
@CaptUnderseer4 ай бұрын
Another fun and comfy stream! I've never felt so un-gooped in my life! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
@baldor95622 ай бұрын
I really enjoyed this.
@ZackJefferson49294 ай бұрын
Thank you so much REM for the Amazing Fun Roleplay Stream I can't wait for you do more in the future!!!!!! 5 Stars for sure 100%!!!!!!😍🥰😘😊😁😅⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
@Jeff_Fury2 ай бұрын
Just subscribed, its hard to get sleep without hearing this British sweetheart. I blame her for that lol
@Bentend02 ай бұрын
I like how I typed up "ASMR maid" (trying to search up as much maid stuff I can find to get into the maid vibe because I just got a maid outfit and may wear it before or during Halloween and want to try sounding/acting like a maid when the time comes lol...Anyways...) I find this AFTER seeing advertisements about you. 😆👍 Nice timing haha!
@Bentend02 ай бұрын
Update: I actually had a good sleep that night after listening to this, despite learning your supposed to be a sleep paralysis demon lol 😂
@ookamitsubasa4 ай бұрын
Ah yes, the sticky goop is finally gone. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Thanks REM, will hire your services again!
@RaizeN952 ай бұрын
It’s real, I can’t believe it 😊
@caydenbrown2814Ай бұрын
Holy god best asmr
@The404StudiosАй бұрын
5 star yelp review.
@flashtirade4 ай бұрын
Most relaxing ear piercing ever ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
@MYWIERDEDITSandstuff-yb3oy2 ай бұрын
Hatsune miku’s worst enemy
@oswaldthedarkknight2 ай бұрын
"Sometimes, your brain sucks." It does. When you try to think of one thing, then start to think of multiple stuff at once.
@Turtleking_Ай бұрын
How the hell is this the reason i discovered v4mirai
@best_wood4 ай бұрын
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ I fell asleep in the beginning of the stream but when I woke up my ears were clean and I found a gold nugget under my pillow
@Bushman062 ай бұрын
Okay so question why specifically british?
@xIvanRamirezx4 ай бұрын
Frosty flake gang >>> Gooey Goobers 😂 great stream REM
@REMKanashibari4 ай бұрын
this is a crazy sentence to be reading at 2am
@huelads7404 ай бұрын
My gosh. Could it be? A normal one from the cockney gremlin?
@fryman584 ай бұрын
Very good listen at work.
@Jeremiahsupreme2 ай бұрын
Very relaxing voice 😮❤
@edeninreallife4 ай бұрын
got here right as it ended... oh well, vod time
@mrchapin943 ай бұрын
Did you choose Rem for rem sleep
@_h1ganban44 ай бұрын
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ We're comfymaxxing with this one
@TheRaccoonTrash4 ай бұрын
4/5 ⭐️ unfortunately no head resting on REM thighs while experiencing so can’t give it 5 stars.
@HungeringDarkАй бұрын
This is a nice voice.
@MESTRESS-d6vАй бұрын
22:22
3 ай бұрын
What kind of AC unit is almost 10k?
@Sab9rr2 ай бұрын
She’s British? Well, I hope she gets well soon 🙏
@REMKanashibari2 ай бұрын
@@Sab9rr THANK U
@ibrahimbaghdadi4995Ай бұрын
There is no cure :*(
@N1CK64774 ай бұрын
mmm you've fixed my hearing finally!! wait...why do I all hear is-
@scottsimmons50852 ай бұрын
My brain is so comfy 🥱 the best thing ever
@Jinbustu3 ай бұрын
3:43 thanks for not giving me a corporation
@Fbi-Agent1-m1k3 ай бұрын
Im surprised i didnt get shanked
@谢镕涛3 ай бұрын
非常好的助眠,使我大脑旋转
@DAWGWASHERE1232 ай бұрын
Cant let the boys find out 😭🙏🏻
@iskanderbaert21733 ай бұрын
yes
@PerimeterSnipes4 ай бұрын
I’m cooked, great video tho thanks.
@チキファミ-q3e4 ай бұрын
おやすみなさい💤
@joaovitordeoliveiralana2 ай бұрын
RUN! SHE IS BRITISH! SHE IS GOING TO PUT BEANZ ON TOAST!!!!
@ImCroozy2 ай бұрын
Damn they got loading screens in asmr vids now
@JimmyBoombox4 ай бұрын
Rem asmr:
@matthewyoung41912 ай бұрын
I often wonder to myself how did I get to this point?
@menacereconnaissance74064 ай бұрын
I dunno why people drop stars in the comment section but Imma do the same ❤ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
@samasworldsparkles428Ай бұрын
Hello & goodnight
@xDARKSHADEx2 ай бұрын
The comment disclaimer says not to post what i want to say I'm sorry Thank you
@i_am_stranger_3 ай бұрын
지금 잠에 들지 않으면 우린 춤을 출거에요
@gameodd3 ай бұрын
The power of ONE, the power of TWO, the power of MANY]
@cqllel51863 ай бұрын
You do to my brain what I do to my eggs
@Sir_this_is_mcdonalds3 ай бұрын
Say bottle of water on stream
@NathanWindler-dd6qi3 ай бұрын
I find ASMR interesting for how it affects the brain
@Davi.Abraham.MillmanАй бұрын
Oh yea, are you British? Do a Newcastle accent asmr.
@Whyamihere-tc1jpАй бұрын
Eyo ma'e chewsday innit?
@thebigwaffle4802 ай бұрын
You sound exactly like ranni from elden ring. I don't know if that's just me or 😅