I love 1d4chan's description for a Titan, "Imagine a city that hates you. Now give it city leveling weapons and legs to walk on, then fill it with more things that hate you. You have a rough idea of a Titan."
@MarisaFan4117 жыл бұрын
It would make more sense to replace the line "then fill it with more things that hate you" with: then strap giant armor plates and highly advanced shielding systems
@emetanti7 жыл бұрын
doesn´t beat the description for the Imperator Titan: "HOLY SHIT IT WEARS CASTLES!"
@jacobtasker13706 жыл бұрын
1d4chan is a gift to those who are new to 40k lore. Like me.
@ineednochannelyoutube53846 жыл бұрын
And when you look up the stats it turns out a wargound is a meagre 15 meters tall...
@nayrosnoflaalfonso10506 жыл бұрын
@@ineednochannelyoutube5384 then you realise that the imperator is 150 meters
@johnyyonehand8 жыл бұрын
-Hello, this is Collegia Titanica Helpdesk! How can I help you? -My Titan is not working! -Have you tried unplugging and plugging your Princeps?
@saintmichaelsarchangel26444 жыл бұрын
johnyyonehand “yes I pulled the big black cable and put a laz bolt in his sternum” “………” “Hello?” *pounding on door* “adeptas mechanicus open up”
@sic66039 жыл бұрын
"The Grey Knights are the abominable spawn of the fifth chaos god, Matt Ward." Damn, I just lost my shit xD
@thomasfejdasz99079 жыл бұрын
mechanicus tech support: Have you tried saying the prayer again?
@aecides32035 жыл бұрын
3 years late, but that's the Administratum for you. I did try saying the prayer again but to no avail. With my tech support 'Instant Messenger' caught up in filing, I sought the aid of a local self proclaimed tech expert. She asked if I had "tried turning it off and on again?", I asked how to do that and she didn't actually know either. I asked a local PDF regiment if they knew and now I'm being tried for heresy and a kill squad has been sent after the woman who told me about it. Also, my toilet is still broken and is beginning to blend in with the rest of my hab-block. Please advise.
@julonkrutor46495 жыл бұрын
@@aecides3203 burn heretic!
@matthewaugart-peponis63615 жыл бұрын
I already tried that
@lordinquisitorpeter82215 жыл бұрын
@@aecides3203 Have you tried saying the prayer in binary?
@xbyllen5 жыл бұрын
86878
@gso6198 жыл бұрын
Slaaneshi titans? Oh god, I can already see the crotch-mounted main gun. it'd probably compensate for the recoil by pelvic thrusting every time it fired.
@dragb92848 жыл бұрын
gso619 God I kinda want to see that.
@farmerboy9168 жыл бұрын
Random See, the first thought I had was some sort of demon powered capture-torture-grinder thing
@LivingMeme72747 жыл бұрын
Random great, now I really wanna see someone make it.
@SonsOfLorgar7 жыл бұрын
Random and then you have a double dong shaped titan CCW mounted sideways at the end of a long super-flexible tail like that of an ankylosaurus...
@danieljeffersonc13767 жыл бұрын
Random crotch mounted battle claw
@vineethphilip39695 жыл бұрын
titan: *upset beeping* tech priests: *runs around in horror*
@alexzandermueller294 жыл бұрын
Vineeth Philip start praying to the omnisire
@vineethphilip39694 жыл бұрын
@@alexzandermueller29 omnissiah
@absolutelyyousless76054 жыл бұрын
*Beeping Intensifies*
@dualityomk98544 жыл бұрын
@@vineethphilip3969 dont assume its gender! it may identify as the omnisighgurl or the omnitrygennier
@franciosdeaeruiu75553 жыл бұрын
I think you mean **upset warhorn honking**
@SlahyX9 жыл бұрын
"Oh Emperor, I pray to thee that I have thy holy blessing to not ballocketh up the action of performing rotatorum maximus upon these blessed Screws Imperialis" - Litany of the loosening/tightening the screws.
@RS250Squid5 жыл бұрын
"Mine emperor that is my saviour and protector, bless this, thy manifestation of your benificience as I annoint the vision ports of thy worthy device, and rub thereupon, that these, the vision ports of thy worthy device, might be as clear as thy insight, as holy as thy will, as pure as thy blessed works" - Litany of the spraying and wiping the windows.
@sethgilcrist80885 жыл бұрын
I want to laugh but it's so so ....... True in Warhammer. That and my Earth shaker needs a new barrel and beach screw and that spring that holds the tension to my elevation gears seams a little off after the last rite of percussive maintenance.
@ScrapComputer Жыл бұрын
"I recently reached 20k subscribers." Look down and can't help but smile. Hard work leads to hard numbers. Thank you for all of our years of content from the master orator, and most steadfast of inquisitors, Arch. The name itself indicating to me your importance as a central pillar holding up the lore community.
@MrAwsomenoob9 жыл бұрын
warhammer 40k so grimdark that a GPS would be powered by human sacrifices
@codyarcher32639 жыл бұрын
they are for instead of AI they make people into mindless cyborgs for specific tasks so a person whould die to make that compass :D
@peachybiscuits6 жыл бұрын
MrAwsomenoob oh the astronomicon?
@Reddotzebra6 жыл бұрын
@@peachybiscuits It's technically not even a GPS, it's more like a lighthouse. For a GPS you'd probably need to sacrifice entire PLANETS every day... =p
@pretzelbomb61056 жыл бұрын
Don’t give the Adeptus Mechanicus any ideas...
@leonheartzzz6 жыл бұрын
How about the astropaths
@MachineMan-mj4gj8 жыл бұрын
Sure, praying to the Machine God might take up a lot of time, but I think the added protection against deamons and angry machine spirits more than makes up for it. Especially when you are constructing walking battleship the size of Matt Ward's ego.
@westcoastwarriorsarchive79295 жыл бұрын
youtube just gave me a survey on this video. I rated it 5 stars and clicked the checkboxes saying that it was "heart warming" and "life changing" lets see what the youtube algorithms make of that!
@sethgilcrist80885 жыл бұрын
Your awesome
@666magic4 жыл бұрын
People looking for life changing and heart warming get this video because they didn't know auto play was on. They are going to be traumatized. Which will be easier for the inquisitors to find them.
@GeekyGrant5 жыл бұрын
Precept: Hey buddy hows it going today? ready to kill traitors and xenos? Titan: I guess... scaring people away is what I'm good at anyway... Precept: Now, now don't be like this again, we will return to mars soon, you can go see all your buddies again Titan: Whats the point? I've been away so long I bet no-one of them are even going to want to remember me... Precept: **Sighs Deeply** Titan: Lonely... I'm Mr lonely... ain't got no-body... Precept: **Sighs Even Deeper** Titan: All on my own... wooooooooh~
@frozi77114 жыл бұрын
I could see this happening in the text to speech 40k series
@absolutelyyousless76054 жыл бұрын
I bet it would also have a failed relationship with a Tau Battlesuit, and declare it non-canon
@TheBuster09264 жыл бұрын
@@absolutelyyousless7605 i need go see this
@patrickwall1448 жыл бұрын
So I take it from the Audio that Titans are : Ridiculously Ridiculous, Rarely Relative, Massively massive, Outrageously outrageous, Extremely Approximate, Unusually Usual, Absurdly Ludicrous, and Virtually Religious.
@Iijjccbb6 жыл бұрын
Yes
@naomy17015 жыл бұрын
holy emperor, that was precisely precise!
@dionjaywoollaston13494 жыл бұрын
Patrick Wall and dangerously deadly
@dionjaywoollaston13494 жыл бұрын
Grumbel Bumbel the alliteration disagrees with you
@dionjaywoollaston13494 жыл бұрын
Grumbel Bumbel that’s not the correct way to alliterate, it would be “indeed considerable and considerably indeed”
@ulfgard47349 жыл бұрын
I'm hoping to see VR technology advance by leaps and bounds in the coming years. Maybe when I'm old and grey, we'll see VR advanced enough to justify a first-person Titan-based game. I would sell just about everything I own for that experience.
@ArchYouTube9 жыл бұрын
+Nicholas Wright that would indeed be quite the thing!
@SkywalkerWroc5 жыл бұрын
Technically it's already possible, and there are games that have individual elements needed to realize it. The biggest issue right now is the GPU processing power to make it look at least somewhat realistic. Battlefields with hundreds if not thousands of units in VR are a really bad idea...
@naomy17015 жыл бұрын
if that ever happens (hopefully in my lifetime still >_
@bobmilaplace38169 жыл бұрын
I M'kar, Master of Chaos! once unleashed unspeakable evil! But a Foolish Grey Knight Warrior wielding a magical sword sought to destroy me! But before the final blow was struck, I flung him to the warp. No he seeks to return to his Corpse God
@venomstar67899 жыл бұрын
+Bob MiLaplace hi m'kar i hear that all the gods are piss after you did that he made them look like jokes
@sethgilcrist80885 жыл бұрын
And he come back to get your ass as on of the legion of the damned
@seand.g4235 жыл бұрын
@@sethgilcrist8088 but in the process, loses his Slaaneshi Dark Sororitas main squeeze...
@sethgilcrist80885 жыл бұрын
@@seand.g423 he left her last he caught a little nurgle surprise from her after after she went to go play with the blood leters during that time of the month
@seand.g4235 жыл бұрын
@@sethgilcrist8088 you realize I was applying this Drukhari crossover notion to Ashi...
@rosskliebenstein83638 жыл бұрын
I wonder what would happen if members of the imperium actually got off their butts and tried to figure out how their toys worked?
@rosskliebenstein83638 жыл бұрын
and humans are screwed over yet again by faith and fanaticism
@rosskliebenstein83638 жыл бұрын
tomato tomatah
@MrPeanut6248 жыл бұрын
I can't help but think someone would be charged with heresy or something else that would keep the universe the same crapsack mess it is now.
@ryanlow61147 жыл бұрын
+Ross Kliebenstein Nothing. The MOMENT even _one_ member of the Imperium attempts to understand technology, some red-robed asshat will alert the rest of the red-robed asshats and the order of red-robed asshats will immediately come the fuck over and fuck their shit up.
@axelNodvon20477 жыл бұрын
Ryan Low not even one person? Thats not true, its just the beliefs of the mechanicum that prevents research, but they do exist
@acarter98068 жыл бұрын
Titans are really just giant, metal, weaponized puppies of doom.
@RS250Squid5 жыл бұрын
I want that on a t shirt.
@MyRickyjoe4 жыл бұрын
D'awwwww...
@DocWolph8 жыл бұрын
So the Titans are Battlemechs, powered by Magic, Psychic Power, and whatever passes for Mountain Dew in the 41st Millennium.
@sethgilcrist80885 жыл бұрын
Titans make assault class mech look little little bitchs. Even 100 Ton assault mechs are only what 15 meters tall so 45 feet tall. That's the best battletech has to offer. And I love battletech it was my First love. After all I'm a star Commander
@naomy17015 жыл бұрын
well i couldnt have said it any better, little bitches in comparison,. even the smallest titan (a Warhound) is about as tall as Assault Mech, and manyfold its weight and power, it would be like a pitbull playing with its favourit toy >_
@leechowning27125 жыл бұрын
As Battlemechs often hide between 3 story buildings, even the smallest Titan is close to twice its size. That is why Titans can be boarded, while a Battletech universe Mech is a single pilot vehicle, and simply put there is nowhere to board internally. Even a Battletech pilot himself has to climb to the cockpit externally. It is why I laugh at the "who is best" because the universe of W40 is already has collapsed, while the star wars, Star trek, and such universes the main goal of the story is the stopping of these collapses. Even Battletech is based in a universe where most of the population are not in danger of being eaten alive. A medium sized Titan he lists at 25-30 meters tall, so in the vicinity of 100 foot tall. Battlemechs are tanks, fighting among themselves. Titans are walking buildings, fighting against fortresses or other Titans themselves. An Imperator Titan is literally a small town, roughly the same area as the Vatican itself.
@naomy17015 жыл бұрын
thats also why the size measure in WH40k make no sense to me, a Imperator cant be "only" 150-200 meters tall when it carries a garrison in each shin and fields weapons that can level entire cities with ease. even a Warhound would theoreticaly have alot more size than 25-30 meters given they can play football with the heaviest and biggest tanks if they want to, and those are basicaly the size of a not to small family house. from how i see it, if theres several tank squadrons (even if its just the "small" Leman Russ from the guard) stationed inside an Imperators shin bastion, or up to a full Astartes Chapter with Wargear, there must be enough room to even store a Lance of Heavy/Assault mechs or even more, and then the hight of 100m doesnt add up at all anymore
@verankgaming5164 жыл бұрын
@@naomy1701 I'm curious how the Space Marines would compare to the clans battlesuit troops.... I'll come back to edit when I look up the name of said troops.
@SpaceAngelMewtwo3 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised that, when you got to Psi-Titans, there was no mention of the fact that the Princeps of the Titan, an already uncommon individual at the best of times, must also be a psychic blank. And that, when Sanguinius had an encounter with one of these things and saw it silently extinguish the souls of everything within a several kilometer radius, he promptly shat his Primarch pants, took his Blood Angels, and got the fuck off the planet that thing was on as fast as Primarchly possible. Now that... is quite the achievement. When you can get a Primarch to say "I fear no man, but that THING, it scares me," you have to know that you've gone possibly a bit... too far. It would probably not be a hyperbole to say that Psi-Titans are nothing less than Culexus Assassins in Titan form.
@TheEyez1878 жыл бұрын
Not sure which HH or 40K novel/book it was in, but an Imperator Titan making ground-fall via drop-pod certainly left a vivid image in my mind. Anything that survives the initial cataclysmic collision/landing, doesn't survive much longer when the hab-block tall Raping-Death machine unleashes it's weaponry that's only out-matched by fire-power on battle-barges and other large void-ships! That said, did I read somewhere that there are some super-psykers that can crack titans in half with warp powers?!
@skyrimn00b988 жыл бұрын
He never even mentioned Imperiator Our class Titans.
@RS250Squid7 жыл бұрын
In 40k, there's always a bigger weapon ;).
@azek0096 жыл бұрын
Magnus was able to destroy eldar titans with his powers, i'd guess that the emperor would be too
@SilimSavertin6 жыл бұрын
Psychic powers have no real upper limit when it involves insane story-character Psykers as far as the destruction goes that they can bring.
@wolfyboy6 жыл бұрын
exactly! if there aren't any bigger weapons, you just haven't FOUND them yet! XD
@Spuuunt7 жыл бұрын
Who else wants a game playing as a Reaver or Warlord class Titan?
@RS250Squid5 жыл бұрын
Look up Adeptus Titanicus: Dominus, in early access on Steam.
@thepatrioticgamer31015 жыл бұрын
sounds amazing lol
@artoolli22569 жыл бұрын
"5th Chaos God, Matt Ward!" Oh my god Arch, my spleen just ruptured from laughing :D
@gabrielbarile738 жыл бұрын
150 meters tall, with weapons of size of "cities"...'???? My scale logic had just exploted
@hobanagerik7 жыл бұрын
Gabriel Barile Exaggeration is common for 40K. Look at the Hive video for instance.
@plink48617 жыл бұрын
Add a few 0s
@Zaprozhan7 жыл бұрын
There is always a bigger one.
@jameslyddall6 жыл бұрын
Gabriel Barile NATO needs to get on this shit ASAP and build some titans lol forwarded this video to my friend in DOD who loves 40k.
@matthewaugart-peponis63615 жыл бұрын
@Jonathan Stiles wrong it just needs more dakka
@darkblood6269 жыл бұрын
Rant's are fun to listen to. I'd like a video going through the Grey Knight BS.
@LeFrakaTV9 жыл бұрын
+darkblood626 I agree, I hate them and would love to hear an hour long rant about them.
@GothaBillsAndDeath9 жыл бұрын
+darkblood626 They're fun in concept given old fantasy norms on binding demons, but god did Matt Ward hit them over the head with his fanboyhammer.
@Necromancer12309 жыл бұрын
+GothaBillsAndDeath Really a lot of the books have kind of hyped them up to insane levels, the idea of a Chapter based entirely around psykers who hunt daemons for the inquisition is a fine concept. It's just when incompetents are asked to write the fluff that they get obnoxious (Draigo being a prime example).
@GothaBillsAndDeath9 жыл бұрын
***** YEP. Proves that anything good in the idea stage can be horribly, horribly implemented. I'm glad the MInotaurs weren't written by Matt Ward.
@Necromancer12309 жыл бұрын
GothaBillsAndDeath But than they'd be the SPIRITUAL LIEGE of all other chapters who they'd all wish to emulate! They could walk up to daemon princes and say "I must break you!"
@Misawa6198 жыл бұрын
I am new to Warhammer, and new to the lore. BUT HOLY FUCKING SHIT I NEVER KNEW HOW METAL THIS SHIT IS!
@doomslayer44338 жыл бұрын
Chaos and orks are the most metal
@doomslayer44338 жыл бұрын
The imperium got some cool shit but all the space marines and stuff are all trendy and everyone blindly thinks there the best I think of them as the pop music of war hammer now, especially the ultra marines. There are a few exceptions though like dark Angels and space wolves.
@wonderboy24028 жыл бұрын
How cool would it be to have a mechwarrior type Titan game, or a modern epic 40k game?
@fefe64618 жыл бұрын
hell yeah
@THECRUELTITAN8 жыл бұрын
On mobile phones there is such warhammer 40k games
@buckyohare99938 жыл бұрын
Look at horizon wars, able to have fast play battle tech in essence. No set types, rather choose the size and there are x no. Points to allocate to movement, firepower etc.
@robinhood56277 жыл бұрын
I always wanted to play epic 40k sooo badly as a kid, fielding tank battalions and legions and titan battle groups! what a awesome game that sounds like! If GW decided to reboot epic table top today I would be all over that like a rash!
@sanadayukimura16157 жыл бұрын
wonderboy2402 come back to this comment!!! its a seriously underused / unfufilled franchise for video games theres a ways to go :)
@gallendugall89138 жыл бұрын
So I take it the Grey Knights are a matter of controversy since I've heard other people describe them as the most popular and most impressive yadda yadda yadda.
@gallendugall89138 жыл бұрын
Okay I looked it up. Quiet the rabbit hole.
@Choppytehbear13378 жыл бұрын
I would reccomend they Grey Knights Omnibus book written by Ben Counter. It is actually quite good and is not tainted by Matt Ward, the person who fucked up the Grey Knights.
@gallendugall89138 жыл бұрын
What I found was the problems came from top down executive decisions to redesign the product around the marketing technique of dumbing everything down to appeal to new customers. Marketing 101 dictates that everything your existing customers love about a product are what is keeping new customers from embracing it. Marketing only cares about bringing in new customers as retaining existing customers can't be linked to a marketing campaign. Matt Ward's name was put on the products as part of basic branding, even though he was at best an implementation team leader, and the results were very much the product of marketing department product redesign. In fact it's probably the most successful example of such marketing techniques. Usually when marketing department is allowed to redesign a product this completely they end up completely destroying the company.
@trickster36968 жыл бұрын
i read on tv tropes that some grey knights saved eldar soul stones, was that matt ward
@whatsuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu6 жыл бұрын
So can in a paragraph or less say why arch and others hate them because i always thought they were cool
@SSVjoker7 жыл бұрын
Considering they are actively prohibited to actually invent new technologies (which is absolutely stupid, by the way), the Mechanicus should be more careful with how they keep their blueprints, less they'll forget how to make a knife (again)
@nathanjora76275 жыл бұрын
SSVjoker it is absolutely stupid, but if your organization of tech lovers was born from a galactic scale civilization ending event that sent humanity back to the literal dark ages in many cases, and brought an end to the mightiest human civilization ever, and said event was caused by unrestrained use and development of technology, I think it’s understandable that you’d be cautious around technology ^^
@Fyrebrand189 жыл бұрын
Giant Triple Linked Flamers, cause burn the heretic.
@RandomMajin8 жыл бұрын
For anyone looking for the song, it's "Crusade" from Kevin MacLeod.
@theosb72718 жыл бұрын
That image of the dude melding with the titan is horrifying.
@inquisitorthomasdefinitely5365 жыл бұрын
The OSB a man would be blessed to have that happen
@Davidernoob5 жыл бұрын
3 years later and still rewatching these
@anarchy48129 жыл бұрын
"Dark Adeptus" By Ben Counter That Specific novel covers that a certain Forge World has produced Chaos Titans in massive numbers Granted, its Grey Knights, but ey. Knowledge:)
@Falorik8 жыл бұрын
Hey Arch, I have to say I like your lore videos a lot and it REALLY helps me to unterstand the warhammer universe. Thanks for all that work. Big like
@steelreaper80667 жыл бұрын
The "official" heights of these machines kills my soul. Look at the photos.....a Reaver titan is not 15 meters tall!
@plink48617 жыл бұрын
I always invisioned titans as HUUUUUUUUGE like the empire state building would go up to a imperators shin
@lolzyking6566 жыл бұрын
Its all imperial propoganda, the tau empire knows the true actual sizes of imperial walkers, while large, none are close to the size the men claim.
@marcuskurze97596 жыл бұрын
@@lolzyking656 The Tau think the Chaos is just human Superstition so I would not give so much on their so called Knowledge.
@Troglodytarum6 жыл бұрын
@@marcuskurze9759 Technically, a significant part of the warp is created by human superstition. They are not completely wrong.
@marcuskurze97596 жыл бұрын
@@Troglodytarum Thats not what I mean.They think the Dangers of the warp like deamons are just Superstition and half Trues the Imperium is telling the Tau to Prevent them from Warptravel.I know that the warp is technically created by the Feelings and also Superstition of humans and other species but the Thing itself is anything but that it is a real danger and the Tau think that is just some Kind of Overstatement.
@TheDrumminjay5 жыл бұрын
Thanks for another wonderfully worded, commedically presented, and vastly enlightening presentation of the best fictional lore out there. I'm relatively new to the Warhammer 40K universe, but I'm soaking it up like a sponge, thanks in large part to guys like you, taking the time to make these videos. I know these videos were posted long ago, but still, I'm very grateful. Hopefully you're still updating, and if not, you should be presenting some type of information, to the masses, as you have a talent for the oratory.
@jeremiahhowell13194 жыл бұрын
Everybody gangster tell the church gandums start walking
@Jonny_Wrigs5 жыл бұрын
Hey Arch just wanted to thank you for all your efforts in putting these together for us, I appreciate it.
@VectorGhost9 жыл бұрын
Grey knights, OP in the lore, shit in on the table...
@johansmifthelry93079 жыл бұрын
Like all adeptus astartes
@adamduffield77826 жыл бұрын
@@johansmifthelry9307 so you don't know how to use adaptus astartes, because if you did, you wouldn't consider them shit.
@johansmifthelry93076 жыл бұрын
@@adamduffield7782 man this comment is 2 yo...
@johansmifthelry93076 жыл бұрын
@@adamduffield7782 and i am by no means a good player, so if you have any good recommendations for adeptus astartes ill take it
@Hiihtopipa3 жыл бұрын
@@johansmifthelry9307 maybe im too late but white scars are a superb to play as
@SvengelskaBlondie3 жыл бұрын
31:10 This makes me think of how certain people can literally become addicted to warfare, getting high from the adrenaline of fighting in a war and how they hit a slump when they are not actively fighting. It's quite an interesting and scary prospect, getting so coked up on risking your life on the battlefield that pretty much everything else just becomes meh due to those parts of the brain being dulled.
@paddyh80237 жыл бұрын
These titans would make the titans from 'Attack on Titan' crap themselves
@Plankensen6 жыл бұрын
only need one to save the city.
@lordclangtheintolorable20946 жыл бұрын
@@Plankensen Bring an *EMPRAH TITAN* just in case
@nayrosnoflaalfonso10506 жыл бұрын
@@lordclangtheintolorable2094 if that thing shoots its gun(the titan class melta cannon or the vulcan bolter) itt'll chew through a majority of the map of attack on titan
@kingnothing85706 жыл бұрын
@@nayrosnoflaalfonso1050 All the more reason.
@lordclangtheintolorable20946 жыл бұрын
@@nayrosnoflaalfonso1050 Holy, im late, sorry. But yes your right, but then again why not.
@moe21842 жыл бұрын
everybody gangsta till the church starts walkin
@Buzzy_Bland8 жыл бұрын
You know, I'd actually like to see a lore video dedicated to technology in the imperium, and the psychology behind the practices that are done with them. I've read some interesting threads about the subject that I, being the schmuck I am, cannot recall or cite at the moment. They went into what lead to the "culture" built around machines, and why you could *not* solve all of the imperium' problems with one person with common sense and a rudimentary understanding of technology and mechanics. I had a great time reading them, and I think such a thing would make a good video. (though it would definitely be hard, given how vague the subject is) ... And I should probably be saying this on a video that isn't 7 months old if I actually want to get noticed. Ah well.
@patrickb1303 Жыл бұрын
Damn your audio quality really improved over the years. It sounds like you are recording this on a toy microphone
@alexanderstanfield58459 жыл бұрын
>Shit talks the gay knights for 5 min... Welp I guess I have to subscribe now
@ArchYouTube9 жыл бұрын
+Alexander Stanfield you realy dont have a choice, it's law now!
@MutatedPixelation9 жыл бұрын
+Alexander Stanfield I wish the Grey Knights weren't so damn OP and ridiculous because they're premise is really great.
@alexanderstanfield58459 жыл бұрын
MutatedPixelation Its ok that theyre OP but their writing is so damn bad that they even rip off samuari jack at one point, see for yourself: 1d4chan.org/wiki/Kaldor_Draigo all we can do is blame MATT WARRRRRRD the 5th chaos god
@LordDarthHarry9 жыл бұрын
+Alexander Stanfield ....but what about Malal?
@JesusProtects9 жыл бұрын
+MutatedPixelation i don't know how they are today, but like 9-10 years ago they were not overpowered at all. The cost of every unit compared to how they perform was ridiculously high, like 28pts each basic grey knight, and it wasn't specially hard to kill honestly, toughness 4, 1 wound and 3+ armor save just like any other space marine out there. They tried to justify the point price making them significantly better at close combat, usually giving them a weapon skill of 5, 2 attacks and strenght 6, and a storm bolter for a better ranged performance but still, they were so few and "easy" to kill that against any semi-decent ranged focused army they were fucking doomed from the start. I have more criticism towards their rules back then but i will shut up for now. PS: I would like to hear from arch why do he hate their lore so much, i didn't think it was not even half bad back in the day, a special force composed by some of the best of the best marines in the galaxy dedicated to exterminate deamons within and without the imperium, i like it.
@SilverStarHeggisist8 жыл бұрын
the piloting of titans sounds like how I drive my trucks... I am the truck.
@Talon30008 жыл бұрын
Ah yeah the great Titans of the Imperium, even the Warhound is a nearly unstoppable force... until a pack of four of them met a single flight of Tau Anti-Armour fighters and were sent packing. Turns out being a 25-Meter high bullseye without any place to run or hide isn't the best of ideas.
@aaa723175 жыл бұрын
Lies by the enemies of the empire! Do not belive the Xenos scum, loyal servants of the empire!
@mcmarkmarkson71159 жыл бұрын
The Warhammer and 40k lore is simply awesome. There is so much interesting stuff. Thanks Arch.
@emprahsfinest70929 жыл бұрын
I do t mind the grey knights in older lore, I actually liked them...until Matt ward fucking ruined them with his bs. I think some thing are starting to be fixed now at least. Btw what's your opinion on the new skitarii/mechanicus stuff arch?
@ArchYouTube9 жыл бұрын
+Heinz Guderian the old lore was fine, and then Matt "i will destroy all" Ward got his claws on it
@johnfeliciano75609 жыл бұрын
+Arch Warhammer im very new to W:40K just bought my first book pandorax and im getting horus rising and thanks to you im able to understand and picture everything better thanks man. I have a question tho like why do u hate the grey knights in new lore like whats the diference between old new knights?
@ArchYouTube9 жыл бұрын
John Feliciano ohhh that! my friend is a considerable list of reasons! ill get to it eventually in a video, rage videos do get all the views after all ;)
@johnfeliciano75609 жыл бұрын
Arch Warhammer oh ok lol and thanks again for helping me get into the W:40K Universe
@emperorconstantine1.3619 жыл бұрын
+Arch Warhammer matt ward is a tyrannid gene stealer in disguise! ! THE HERETIC MUST BUT IN HOLY FIRE AND LAS!!
@RupertFoulmouth4 жыл бұрын
I love warhammer 40k lore videos. They are interesting enough to be enjoyable but i don't care enough to prevent me from falling asleep while listening.
@berndberndsen56809 жыл бұрын
I'd like a rough number on how many titans of each class the imperium has at its disposal in 999M41 if it can be established, especially Emperor class titans as I vaguely remember reading that those are basically impossible to produce at that point. Also I'm confused about the dimensions of titans. You mentioned Emperor titans being up to 150 meters high but a quick glance at the lexicanum gives a number of roughly 50 metes. Yes, both the Prince of Wales and the Yamato were battleships but such an immense discrepancy in dimensions within a single class would be as if the Musashi was 3 times as large as the Yamato at which point it makes no sense to call it the same class.
@ArchYouTube9 жыл бұрын
+Bernd Berndsen old vs new fluff, over the course of 40k Titans have varied in size from several hundred meters to 40-50, i used the "dictionary definition" from the old source books but in the Horus books fks it's closer to 50m
@magnos_decimus9 жыл бұрын
+Arch Warhammer were the developers of Mechwarrior inspired by the games workshop titans or is it a coincidence that they look similar
@PaganShredhead9 жыл бұрын
+Meta Melcan Battletech is older, and it was inspired by Japanese mecha.
@magnos_decimus9 жыл бұрын
I figured it was of course but I con see uncanny similarities to the mechs in Mech warrior
@wanaan9 жыл бұрын
+Meta Melcan I would think that they were at least inspired by the western mech designs of the time, which would be the same place that WH40k drew inspiration from. Only the earlier of the Mechwarriors were inspired by Japanese mecha (easily seen by the Valkyrie mechs from Macross). They took a few steps back from those after a while.
@chriscolumbia98347 жыл бұрын
It was so cool because as I put my car in park after having pulled up to work, the video ended with "have a good day". These lore videos are fuckin phenomenal arch
@macromondo80267 жыл бұрын
Neon Genesis Titangelion anyone? jokes atside now i understand why back in the early 2000's i saw so manny NGE/WH40K Crossovers.
@TheRisingofPhex9 жыл бұрын
Thank's man! Love the effort that go into these!
@Tommy-56849 жыл бұрын
i know its technicly defunked but id love to see a vid on space warfare in the 40k universe i have been reading some of the Hours heresy books and scae or as they call it void warfare is there in the background
@Tommy-56849 жыл бұрын
i meant that battle fleet went away so there may be less lore on ships and such
@Tommy-56849 жыл бұрын
true but i mean lore wise you may not be able to get the kind of depth about weapon systems oprational history notable capainges and such. but maybe im asking too much
@Tommy-56849 жыл бұрын
true true i just wish the space combat was better fleshed out i love the space combat scines in Betrayer and the Space warfare art in Macraggshoner especaly the bording actions.
@Tommy-56849 жыл бұрын
well atlest mat fucking ward has left or atlest i hear he has
@wabbitking9 жыл бұрын
+Tommy Breitwieser the most current 40k lore about space combat comes from the rogue trader rpg by fantasy flight.
@damagethecombine33694 жыл бұрын
“ There are things you can’t fight like acts of god. You see a hurricane coming and you get out the way but in a titan you can fight the hurricane, you can win. “
@atreides2139 жыл бұрын
So wait. The Mechanicus believe that any and all Artificial Intelligence is evil. But they also believe that each and every machine has some kind of sentient spirit within it. A, perhaps, INTELLIGENT spirit. Anyone else see the problem here?
@skepsisrollins17119 жыл бұрын
+atreides213 I think you're looking at it wrong, A.I.'s can become self aware and whatnot, and change and do different things rather than what it's designed to do, machine spirits are not self aware, or self aware to the same degree as a machine spirit and can't really change what it does like an A.I. I think that's the distinction. Pretty small line between the two but yeah that's what i think.
@Bidmartinlo9 жыл бұрын
+Skepsis Rollins Perhaps it's just programmed with random behaviors, while in reality being a really complex computer program rather than a digital mind. Although, their behavior is awfully suspicious, if you ask me. Suspicious enough to be considered an A.I or maybe even... human, in a way.
@kingkong3819 жыл бұрын
+atreides213 The Mechanicus' concept of machine spirits is a religious one with little to no evidence backing it up. It's comparable to the religious beliefs of certain cultures in nature guardians/spirits but rather than the spirits being in nature they are in anything mechanical.
@skepsisrollins17119 жыл бұрын
kingkong381 in a lot of the books a lot of machines, especially ships have their machine spirits explained in a way that makes it seem real. It makes this debate a lot more complicated.
@Sagnus19 жыл бұрын
+atreides213 This is just speculation but I see it as machine spirits being natural entities whereas A.I.'s are something more akin to Frankenstein's monster. It's a perversion of the natural order, it has no 'machine soul'. It's the technological equivalent of necromancy.
@rangeroutdoors38 жыл бұрын
yo Arch, I really enjoy your lore videos. your voice is perfect for doing this kind of thing, sounds like a mix of norway, britain, and nigel thornberry. anyway, for people new to 40k like me, your videos are valuable wealths of knowledge. thanks man.
@carsoncasmirri38748 жыл бұрын
Kaldor Draigo is batshit fucking crazy. Too much time in the warp
@TheCorrodedMan8 жыл бұрын
Commissar_Dan and drinking warp beer with lemen russ
@TheWaterdog67 жыл бұрын
I love your stuff so much. I am just listening to all of it on a playlist until there is no more.
@Lornext7 жыл бұрын
Pacific Rim 40K
@leechowning27125 жыл бұрын
A Reaver or Warhound class Titan is about the same size as the machines in Pacific Rim... But without the motivation to mount the same classes of weapons. If they expand that storyline, it would be the closest we have gotten so far to a W40k movie.
@keldon_champion2 жыл бұрын
I think another important option available to chaos and the most likely to actually result in gaining a titan is stealing one from the imperium a daunting task but definitely possible especially given chaos having an abundance of combat man power and a shortage of real space construction facilities.
@MrLuftwafflez9 жыл бұрын
First of all it's Castigator and not Castigor. Castigator Titan was an original STC titan from the dark age of technology that was buried in a mechanicum world's surface, and tainted by the warp when the renegade mechanicus plunged the planet into a warp plunge. It was destroyed by Justicar Alaric in Ben Counter's Dark Mechanicum.
@johnhenryiii30707 жыл бұрын
The Titan's avatar was destroyed by Justicar Alaric which by that point was basically a greater daemon, which while difficult is dooable. The Titan itself was destroyed by a chaos battleship. Arch went a little bit but hurt over the Grey Knights "destroying" the titan when they didn't.
@humanitysreject52336 жыл бұрын
John Henry III well they did. when the daemon construct died the titan began to lose it's form.
@therustbeltblacksmith8 жыл бұрын
i just found your channel, i'm really enjoying it. for all you titan fans, some good news, GW is bringing back adeptus titanicus (official announcement should be coming at some point after blood bowl release) it was the first GW game i ever played some 30 years ago, i can't wait. for those of you not familiar, it's like kill team with titan legions, also forge world is supposed to do epic, i wasn't as big of a fan of that, but many were.
@Astraben9 жыл бұрын
Feedback: You should lower or remove the background music IMO. It seems to make the video more difficult to hear and understand, and gives it a too monotonous pace.
@ravenstrategist13259 жыл бұрын
+Rubén Vivo hell no!Keep the music on!
@Astraben9 жыл бұрын
But 45 mins minimum of the same looped track in the background... I´d much rather just hear Arch. Maybe lowering it would help. I´m not a native English-speaker, and I find it kind of difficult to catch everything having the song in my mind during the whole video. It´s up to Arch, tough.
@ravenstrategist13259 жыл бұрын
Rubén Vivo I am neither but I understand perfectly. Still I understand your point on variation
@Yog-Sothothery9 жыл бұрын
+Rubén Vivo Defiently lowering it would give it a more chill aspect, which I think is needed for such a long video.
@CaptKrunch969 жыл бұрын
+Rubén Vivo I disagree personally, I like the tracks he chooses and would like to see them stay. HOWEVER if he can use all his tracks and sort them together so its not just one track per vid that would be fine I think.
@OnTopAStemOfThornsARose7 жыл бұрын
Thank you for this, I am just getting into all this. It's so cool
@EpsilonNPC9 жыл бұрын
Emphatic link, semi-sentient machine, ability to go berserk... Holy shit, Titans and Evangelions really are similar!
@kotapainting9 жыл бұрын
14:04 I am dying laughing at this little segment. Perfectly executed within the normal framework of seriousness in these videos to be hilarious.
@kronosken80409 жыл бұрын
ARCH, I GIVE YOU YOUR GREATEST CHALLENGE YET. I DARE YOU TO MAKE A VIDEO FOR EVERY KNOWN IMPERIAL GAURD REGIMENTS COMPLETE WITH LORE AND PICTURES. WHAT DO YOU SAY SIR?
@codyarcher32639 жыл бұрын
look at how long it yook ed
@kronosken80409 жыл бұрын
Cody Archer um, what?
@codyarcher32639 жыл бұрын
+kronos ken about vaults of terra he starts every video with hi im ed I meant took not yook
@kronosken80409 жыл бұрын
Dude you need to stop abbreviating or turn off auto correct because I can't understand you.
@codyarcher32639 жыл бұрын
All the words were right except took was yook
@JustaGuy_Gaming3 жыл бұрын
As I was listening to the rants about the Grey Knights I couldn't help but realize "Wow some one hates a space marine chapter more than the Ultra Marines"....Seriously though the blue smurfs seem to get all the good stuff in the lore.
@phuturephunk8 жыл бұрын
Good stuff, but change up that backing track. It gets repetitive.
@thorpey0125 жыл бұрын
Good Lord Arch, I'm a big fan of your videos and you can tell this is an old one....Because damn man, you used to be very VERY long winded! Love ya dude
@arnekrug9398 жыл бұрын
I recognized that you are using this background music in a lots of your videos but it's name is never mentioned in the description so could you please tell me the name of the background music? Edit: I now know that the song is called "Crusade" from Kevin MacLeod.
@reesetompkins79879 жыл бұрын
As a note on the Warhound, IIRC it's not a match for armour squadrons; it carries roughly the same weapons as Baneblade variants; the Vulcan cannon on the one pictured at 42:20 is also mounted to Macharius heavy tanks, which are somewhat smaller than a Baneblade.
@reesetompkins79879 жыл бұрын
Sorry, Vulkan Mega Bolter
@emperorconstantine1.3616 жыл бұрын
So, when would you get to the tactics of deploying and killing titans?
@nonamed96133 жыл бұрын
The comment for the Algorithmus, glory to Arch
@robertnogva8 жыл бұрын
Grey Knights Lore! With BOTH old and new! demonstrate to us how horrible it has gotten!
@dermeistefan7 жыл бұрын
Watching this vid makes me remember... I WANT Mech Commander 3, DAMMIT!!
@peccatz97178 жыл бұрын
a cannon that fires demons. demon cannon. god. need one
@quill38975 жыл бұрын
coughcough heretic coughcough
@sjoerddz9 жыл бұрын
that was a long one, and i loved every minute of it.(them spoilers on the "Dies Irae" in the horus heresy though xD)
@moffxanatos63768 жыл бұрын
Speaking as someone who's favourite chapters have been Ultramarines (literally only because they are Blue Space Romans) and Grey Knights since 2nd edition, and especially 3rd for Grey Knights, all I have to say is Fuck Matt Ward. The only fluff he ever wrote that I actually liked was the idea behind the Newcrons, and that's only because it lets people personalize their Necron armies in a lore friendly way, since beforehand the only way you could do it was paint them in the specific color of the dirt they crawled out of, even Tyranids could have more distinct character between armies than oldcrons. I basically ignore any ultramarine and grey knight fluff after 4th edition. Though I've heard graham mcneill and the horus heresy books do a good job making them well rounded characters, I have yet to read those myself.
@steventcunliffe4 жыл бұрын
Great lore video, love your work!
@Govt.is.corrupt8 жыл бұрын
Quieter background music brother.
@NetMoverSitan8 жыл бұрын
17:30 - a LOT of incense is needed for that. | 28:25 - ...lighting incense and praying. | 51:35 - Even more so than their spacecraft.
@yarus58898 жыл бұрын
Ever thought of making a video on the different classes of ships?
@seamusmcg239 жыл бұрын
You sound like Caddicarus only older, wiser, and inebriated. Love listening to your videos man.
@Technologeek929 жыл бұрын
Skallagrim?
@johansmifthelry93079 жыл бұрын
First thing I thought when I heard his voice xD
@JUGO499 жыл бұрын
+Technologeek92 Lol this is his secret channel where he can full on geek out...nobody must know the truth!
@johansmifthelry93079 жыл бұрын
+JUGO49 xD
@davidtiganila278 жыл бұрын
+Technologeek92 how terrifying would it be if titans were armed with pommels...
@warrenbainbridge66466 жыл бұрын
Really well made man thank you very much keep it up
@shumishumi20597 жыл бұрын
OH EMPEROR OH LORD I JUST READ THE FLUFF ABOUT GREY KNIGHTS OH GOD EMPEROR PROTECT ME OH LORD WHY
@matthewdeleon3823 жыл бұрын
COGS AND BOLTS AND ANCIENT LORE! FASHION FEARSOME ENGINES OF WAR!
@EpsilonNPC9 жыл бұрын
What I dislike about the lore changes is that it creates a huge gap between the warlord and emperor titan classes. With a warlord being a mere 35 meters tall at best, and an emperor class being at least 150 meters. Why aren't there any 70 or 80 meter tall titan classes?
@purplexenno9 жыл бұрын
+Reichtangle maybe, but i fail to see how a 50 meter titan is "scary". It's to damn short. Now 150 i can see.
@skyrimn00b988 жыл бұрын
There is a Titan in that Gap but he forgot the fucking mention it. It's called the Imperiator class Titan.
@SonsOfLorgar7 жыл бұрын
Bryce Baker no, the emperor class=imperator class it's just low vs. high gothic spelling. Just like they put "Astra Militarum" (high gothic) on the 7th ed "Imperial Guard" (low gothic) codex
@jepp44259 жыл бұрын
Nice video, really informative! :D I hope you get around the the spaceships of the 40k universe soon, that would really be awesome!
@Darudeen9 жыл бұрын
So, Grey Knights are basicly "The End Times" of 40k?
@sirderik9 жыл бұрын
+Darudeen yes...dushbags. if 40k end times ragnarök all primarch that lives in a glory's death ever happens...plz GW let the space wolf launch a exterminatus on grey knight base and make so that it works (fore in the fluff ti would not work) becuase the knigh whanted to exterminate fenrirs and that irony is so so sweat..and ofcoures let i dont know russ and (the name escapes me) dark angles primarch have duels like drinking,brawling,shoting jousting and all that shit just fore the epic rivalry. and dont make it like fantasy....but now i am off the point.
@Lalle5249 жыл бұрын
+Darudeen Comparing the 2 is like comparing Slaanesh to THE GOD EMPEROR OF MANKIND
@SkullHeroLord9 жыл бұрын
+The Artist Of War Yeaaah,lets wipe out the Imperiums best weapon against daemons,that seems like a GREAT idea!
@sirderik9 жыл бұрын
Uncle Skull,14'th Panonian Regiment of the Imperial Guard well if the end is coming why not go full on revenge and fluff fan servise..like i dont say destroy the knights in every day 40k i say wipe them out fore irony sake at the end of all things...fore whats the point in not doing it if they are all going to lose anyway.
@kingkong3819 жыл бұрын
+Darudeen Yes and no. The Grey Knights have been in 40k lore for a long time but their most recent army books and lore were written by Matt Ward. Now, I can't judge the gameplay aspects of his army books as I've played very little of the tabletop game over the years, but I've been told that the army rules he writes are too overpowered. But when it comes to lore Ward is a fucking plague on Warhammer 40k. He takes otherwise decent factions and ruins them by turning them into ludicrous, over the top, parodies of what they ought to be. Among Ward's victims are the Ultramarines, the Grey Knights and the Blood Angels.
@joelkay47268 жыл бұрын
God, 47000 subscribers in 9months good job Arch!
@rdgk1se30198 жыл бұрын
There is a crew of 10........not thousands.
@LordNethesis9 жыл бұрын
I really like your channel :) I hope this grows well
@diamondmetal30628 жыл бұрын
These Titans seem a lot like EVA Units from NGE, they seem to have personalities of their own and directly link to the pilot.
@honestkyn7188 жыл бұрын
Actually the elder have a "titian" that is powered by the soul of a dead family member (your twin) which does give them synchronization, I think arch talks about it in his Non- Imperial titan vid.
@diamondmetal30628 жыл бұрын
+Matthew Chirino Oh yeah, I read about that on TvTropes a few days ago. The site explicitly said it was a reference to NGE and, after reading the Wraithknight entry on the wh40k wiki, it's hard to disagree.
@luciusvanhal20648 жыл бұрын
+ 1 sub because of your cozy-christmas-fireplace-teatime english accent (i'm french...) and because you are very enlightening, tho i think you could add some references from where you took your informations, it could help viewers to continue in the same topic with novels and such... great work !
@TheJoazzz8 жыл бұрын
author of the 8:52 Warhound shot here - no watermark, no footnote, nothing to tell the viewer who made the pic or the other shots you grabbed from Deviantart. maybe you should give people some goddamn credit where it's due?
@ShadowWolfTJC5 жыл бұрын
How appropriate that the music used throughout this video is "Crusade" from Kevin MacLeod (in case anyone was wondering).