40K STORIES LEGEND OF KRONAN - A VERY STRANGE ALLIANCE

[@Uzzgub]

A Interaction for the Interaction God, a Comment for the Comment Throne, for the Almighty Algorithm

[@halexvr]

Kronan once received several of Nurgle's blessings, but after many days of intense suffering Nurgle finally recovered.

[@coreydunavent6118]

As a faithful listener of your tales I am glad you have thwarted the machinations of the grandfather. Be well brother Baldermort !

[@baldermort]

Thank you brother Dunavent. A lot. :) I’m not hale and whole yet, but getting there. *bows to low to brother Duvanent*

[@coreydunavent6118]

Emperor be praised ! Our faithful servant has blessed us with a tale of high adventure!!!

[@billwilson1943]

Glad to see kronan return, would love to see tankers vs Tau again too!

[@bobdrooples]

Another bonafide and veritable tour-de-f'Orks. Brava! The Dark Smeldar from Coomer-Rag. Liked that.

[@baldermort]

I’m elated you enjoyed it brother. *bows low to brother Drooples*

[@hydra1259]

This is beautiful ❤️ I’ve missed Kronan so much.

[@luvhippo4415]

Yes, finally another Kronan. I have missed the Bald library

[@baldermort]

40K STORIES LEGEND OF KRONAN - A VERY STRANGE ALLIANCE Continuing the LEGEND OF KRONAN. We rejoin our hero as he continues his Waaagh in earnest and tries to find a new normal in his very abnormal circumstances. The Legend of Kronan is an intensely silly look at the possible route an Ork warboss might take to the heady heights of leading a full Waaargh. The ultimate expression of the Ork army. This is all a self-written and performed piece and is never ever to be considered cannon. Ever. Like not under any circumstances at all. Or otherwise the Adipi Arse starters will be sent to get me by the Insquitition. And we don't want that now do we? No. Because that would be awful. PATREON LINK: www.patreon.com/join/3510517 Also from the same creator. LIVING MYTHOLOGY PRIMORDIAL GODS - THE GENESIS OF THE GREEK GODS: kzbin.info/www/bejne/jHeqpZiQj891jc0 THE TITANS - GREEK GODS BEFORE THE OLYMPIANS:kzbin.info/www/bejne/g6HHlKaDebeAbbs YOUNG ZEUS - REBELLION AGAINST CHRONOS: kzbin.info/www/bejne/h6jclHSEirt2hdU THE TITANOMACHY: FIRST GODWAR: kzbin.info/www/bejne/h6bLp55mjNCHha8 THE TITANOMACHY ACT 2: THE OLYMPIANS STRIKE BACK: kzbin.info/www/bejne/hnq4q5iClLJpo6c THE TITANOMACHY ACT 3 - THE FALL OF A TYRANT: kzbin.info/www/bejne/jKO4hXaOh6p-bsU THE GIGANTOMACHY: kzbin.info/www/bejne/jJKwqpl6ltGDbpo TYPHON: kzbin.info/www/bejne/j2m8n6ywbsRrZsU THE PRIMORDIALS: kzbin.info/www/bejne/jHeqpZiQj891jc0 THE TITANS: kzbin.info/www/bejne/g6HHlKaDebeAbbs LIVING MYTHOLOGY: kzbin.info/door/dR3Ms08oSCzih6p0FsDRcg YOUNG ZEUS: kzbin.info/www/bejne/h6jclHSEirt2hdU

[@arshia2O.P]

Glad to see you back ❤

[@Uzzgub]

A Interaction for the Interaction God, a Comment for the Comment Throne, for the Almighty Algorithm

[@javierburgos9975]

@baldermort Don't forget to pin your comment. Oh great Chronicler of Waaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrggh.

[@BohdanKaiba]

I hope that you are feeling better Baldermort!

[@baldermort]

@BohdanKaiba much better. It hit a bit scary due to breathing, but it’s nearly over. Thank you for all of your support, patience and generosity brother LCB. I hope you and V are loving every day together. :)

[@drdigdugo]

its always a good day when we get a story drop

[@Darksoulpoetry]

Kronan sniggered as he pushed a button or two... (he blows his own up to order the stop... lol)

[@derekbidelman2442]

A day of high adventure!! And so it was!

[@bowwing333]

The Watership Down reference was wonderful! 😂

[@baldermort]

😂🤣😂🤣

[@europademon]

She who thrusts. Oh man, did that catch me out of left field. 😂

[@bobdrooples]

Yeah, no. She got some range on that thing. Right field, left field, moving target. Any port in a warp-storm though, am I right?

[@bryanclark5529]

Been looking forward to this on my drive home since I got the notification!!!

[@MikeyTW83]

Emperor be praised for banishing the grandfathers blessings and the overwhelming joy of being notified of another tale of high adventure! All the baldy tales are second to none! I also really hope the tankers will return sometime…

[@baldermort]

I’ll see what I can do. :)

[@geonsilberlicht4632]

A welcome surprise, Baldermort - you carried me through an entire day of desapiring over but ultimately figuring out how to maximize differentness between my Burna Boyz.

[@soush2750]

Between the time when sleep broke awakeia and the return of the sun of the empire, there was an age undreamed of. And unto this, Baldermort, destined to tell the jewelled tales of Aquilonia on a hairless brow. It is I, his gentle listener, who alone will listen to his saga. Let him tell us of the days of high adventure.

[@baldermort]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@soush2750]

@@baldermort glad that gave you a good old chuckle. Thanks for your great videos and stories. Are you not entertained? Indeed we are. Keep up the great work.

[@philurbaniak1811]

"Coomerrag" I can't, I just can't, I'm done, I'm going to bed 😆! You're the best, Balders 😄👌

[@philurbaniak1811]

Can't wait to meet 😁: The Die Againers, The Skriking Sulky Ones, The Burp Hiders, The Snooping Gorks? (Keep an eye on those ones!) The Daft Whimpers, The Fart Draggers, and The Shitey Smears 😄 Or something like that 😃!

[@peterhance549]

Oh my days, I wasn’t expecting for you to post anything until at least next week but you have made my entire week!! Thank you Baldermort for this amazing video!👌🙏🙏😆🙌🥳

[@baldermort]

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻. It may not be as good as usual, but I tried! Thank you for the amazing generosity of spirit brother Hance. :)

[@peterhance549]

@@baldermort I have yet to hear anything that you posted that is below par. On a different subject, will you be posting anymore videos of your gameplay with Space Marines 2? I would love to run a few Ops missions with you if you are ever in need of a Bulwark

[@baldermort]

I am awful at it. Trust me, I used to do ten hit strings in tekken. Now? My reactions are just too slow. It’s embarrassing. Plus illness and schedule meant I haven’t played much. It’d be a travesty. :)

[@nickfuryallen6245]

Congratulations on your denial of the Grandfather's gift! Glad to hear your tale, Baldy.

[@Ste0121]

Baldermorts back, and with KRONAN to boot! Thankyou for brightening my day and i hope you are doing better with your health😇

[@baldermort]

Much better indeed brother Ste0121. Not 100%, but getting there. Thank you for listening. :)

[@Unsinkable2.0]

My day brightens whenever hearing of a new Kronan chronicle the way Aquilonian skies brighten with his immense dakka.

[@TonyStorm-l2t]

Glad your feeling better Mr B another awesome story from the chronicles of Kronan looking forward to the next. And really can't wait for the next episode from Tarquin. Just glad your better it's good to have you back. 😁👍

[@baldermort]

Thanks brother Storm. Not 100%. But getting there. :)

[@LOS_LOAF]

Yesss thank you baldermort!!🙏🏽❤🎉

[@Agamon]

And So It Was Bladers released another banger!!

[@rcford69]

I love Kronan!! As a child of the 80's who still has an enduring desire for more of that, this makes me so very happy!!! Thank you so very much!!

[@Gospell00]

Another spectacular Orctober story thanks.

[@bongodrumzz]

OMG, uncle Baldy, my dear Lord Baldermort, absolutely stunned of darkest Essex here, I didn't see this coming; mind you nearly all the orks didn't either lmao, perfect just perfect. I was a bit worried about you and no sign of you but all is well, I've calmed down a bit, then listened in to the latest high adventures of KRONAN and promptly lost it again lol; well done sir, well done and thank you. Much love as per to you and your hard working gretchens (oops family)

[@baldermort]

Thank you very much for all your generosity of spirit brother Drumzz. It means the world.

[@moonman2423]

A new chapter in Kronan's saga, just in time for lunch. Absolutely blessed. I thank ye my bald brother

[@juliusbartels4347]

Love it, saw the upload in the morning and have been looking forward to listening to it all day

[@kevinoliver3083]

Hoorah! Baldermort is free of the clutches of Nurgle.

[@Die_Winters]

Well, now I know how I spend the next hour and ten minutes. Thank you very much for this new entry.

[@akyor1631]

I just wanna Support this as much as possible, you‘re a Genius thank you for this Great Story

[@baldermort]

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[@zachhoefs9543]

The WAAAAAUGH that i let out when i saw this notification made me glad i was inside my truck cab...😅 Excellent storycrafting as always, Balders

[@ollikoskinen1]

Kronan! What is best in life? To krush your enemies, drive the 'umies before ya, and hear the lame... lamenta... ehr... kromp the wailing of their women!

[@HansMalipaard]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂briljant😂😂😂

[@barrakan3874]

Thanks Balders, hope your feeling better 🫡

[@Chet2378]

Today is a good day! Thank you Baldermort!

[@Drgunzo616]

Sometimes I think things like...how many ways could Baldemort say, "Right about now, the funk soul brother".

[@UndairgaAerith]

Omg can't wait to be back to listen tonight! Welcome back Baldy! Happy Orktober I hope you feel better my dude

[@TechNinjaSigma]

CAN IT BE?! IT IS!!! KRONAN!!! WAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!

[@cowmanthegod7187]

INCREDIBLE, truly you are my favorite warhammer KZbin.

[@BigBoolinScienceMan]

Thank you for such a great story once more

[@benjaminconnor6640]

And He's Back! Praise be, the Ork of the Hour is BACK!

[@OverlordMisuri]

This story in whole is gold. I have shared this tale with many and talk of it often. Keep it going, this is some of the greatest entertainment I have enjoyed in ages. Bless Nurgle for lifting your decay enough to narrate this wonderous biography of Ork legacy. Gork and Mork, especially Mork - salute you for this complete retelling of High Adventure of the Greenskin flavor!

[@Verdis_deMosays]

We are indeed blessed by you, dear Baldermort.

[@comradesi]

I can't express in words enough how grateful I am that we have Baldermort and especially, Kronan in our lives. Praise be to the kunnin' one. Not messin', top of the ripping a man's arm off and beating him with the wet end pops. White Dwarf should have a section just for this exponant of, FUN.

[@baldermort]

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[@PearceFennell]

Well that was wonderful fun thankyu lorw master baldermort thankyu good sir 😊

[@baldermort]

Thank ye brother Fennel, as always. :)

[@KenCoesta]

Aaand so it was... my Wednesday went from crap to stellar!

[@baldermort]

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[@Overanalyse_This]

Oh damn! This is an awesome surprise!

[@MrPlainsflyer]

The idea of a highly erudite Ork Boi that isn't on his way to being a Krork but is, instead, well and truly a remembrancer trained in the art by Kronan is truly tickling. He beat every previous attempt to death and the story teller was juuuuust clever enough to try harder😂

[@Gorbz]

Thank you, Lord B, for bringing the original lore of the Stormboyz back into the light :)

[@ColinGrym]

I hope you are recovering swiftly and surely dear sir! The grimdark future of 40k would grow even darker were you not able to illuminate us all. I shall make sure to mention your name during my devotional to He Who Reigns on Terra.

[@baldermort]

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[@Sally4th_]

Well that's a belter, talk about unholy alliances . Hope you're feeling better, Mr B, as well as getting your voice back.

[@kalebtoigo4484]

Honestly this has to be the best told story in 40k lore. Love your work baldly keep it up ❤

[@hurinironfoot6865]

Gotta say uncle baldermort. I love both kyn and orks. But it's so hard to cheer for either side in such a well made story. Keep it up!

[@heboric6136]

KRONAN KRONAN KRONAN KRONAN WAAAAAAAAAGHH

[@ElderFreeman413]

I appreciate the watership down reference

[@baldermort]

Harrowing stuff at the time. :)

[@evantumminello3283]

Excellent addition to Kronan's saga! Thank you. I was not expecting and am enthralled by the unlikely bromance.

[@alexnocher3958]

Brilliant as ever brother.

[@l0rdtatex386]

Haven’t watched, ready to waaagh, Baldermort I love you

[@europademon]

ORKTOBERFEST! Let the Dakka sing!

[@dukecoull9016]

What a treat! High adventure on a Wednesday!

[@SuperPyst]

All names changed to avoid copyright claims 😃

[@billyelliot4141]

Oh wordsmithy one, 3:36 that was very pratchettian 😂❤ maith an fear.

[@baldermort]

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[@AnimeShinigami13]

Kill Kryptman with fire. That is all. Love this story. I laughed quite a bit. The changes to words were hilarious. Along with the literal humor. I love his attachment to his data slate too. I imagine a massive ork sitting in a dark room lit only by the glow of the data slate. And then there's the name "James Blonde" which... chef's kiss. XD Astarty war plate looooooooooool. omg. and his thoughts about the squats and your use of "in the hall of the mountain king" is chef's kiss. XD

[@Kilkennyspurs]

More Tales of Glory from the Cunnin one. Praise be to Gork and Mork for all your work and greetings from Kilkenny R.O.I 🇮🇪

[@alpinewolf7751]

Glad to have you back!

[@johnbradley8901]

Thank you for this Warhammer 40,000 tribute. This da kunnin 40k tribute. Hope your convalescence was adequate. Always a treat to see that Baldy notification.

[@baldermort]

Thanks brother Bradley. I am definitely getting better. Sorry if this one was great. I’ll definitely do better next time.

[@thebard7983]

😅 Nice one baldy. Thumbs up comment and shared. She ll no listen to it but I'll keep trying lol

[@stethesteguy2093]

The Watership down reference had me laughing like a 5 year old witnessing someone getting kicked in the privates after binging on sugar

[@baldermort]

Glad you enjoyed it. 🤣😂🤣

[@FreemenMars1]

46:33 lol the naming convention on the squitz is very funny!

[@richardsaunders-irving9885]

Wonderful z

[@Ser-Smiley]

KRONAN! KRONAN! KRONAN! WAAAAAAGH!

[@finnsch3557]

Every new story from Kronan is a reason to celebrate. Cant wait for next time.

[@zchamp4386]

KRONAN!KRONAN!KRONAN!KRONAN! The great wagh boss comes again!!!

[@wozmorris7325]

Yay! thank you!

[@jameswever8738]

Very well done Bald one do keep up the orcy. good time :)

[@OutlawTwilight]

The Kinslaying reference at the end got me 😂😂😂😂. Glad you're feeling better M'lord.

[@baldermort]

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻😂😂

[@l0rdtatex386]

Just finished, love the Kin getting some much needed content

[@m0rfans]

Excellent timing, Sir. Just out of hospital from getting my hip replaced (touch of Nurgle's rot) and need something to lie here and listen to in an opioid induced haze. Absolute result! Thanks Balders. (Edit: Sorry to hear you've been crook too.

[@baldermort]

I hope yo heal swiftly brother

[@TheReal-MFer]

Damn, This story just keeps getting better and BETTER!!! I think GW needs to make this story Official Canon.

[@baldermort]

I’m elated you enjoy it. This one wasn’t my best. But the next one will be better. I’ll work hard. Very.

[@coryray8436]

More Orkober goodness? WAAAAAGGHH!

[@bouldergage181]

Greatest story ever

[@ptolemy1522]

Thanks Baldermort

[@sottedkraken9971]

Drinking bourbon and watching this episode......Good work sir.....very good work! 😊

[@healurself2492]

this has been so fun to listen to thank you

[@kennethcunningham2572]

Good to have ya back baldy, and it always amazing when kronan goes down at list of units. I still giggle at Oder of our Farted Lady.

[@ElizabethSmith-yg2vn]

Splice my lice with a mono molecular knife🎉 once again you got me through the full moon Dankee shunt Bawldee❤

[@babybudgie]

The thanks of many, oh Bald one. It matters not the time between, it matters we get our hit of the Bald one!!

[@taylordunford9268]

the Watership Down reference was unexpected, hilarious, and most enjoyable

[@alexanderimmortal4354]

Keep the ORK CONTENT COMING GOOD SIR 💜🙏🤘

[@joshuaaustin-rivers1996]

the last time this happened, the war in heaven was going on

[@Brad-yq3zm]

I love that you quoted watership down in this one baulders

[@halexvr]

Kronan puts the Ork in Orkxymoron... what ever that means.

[@halexvr]

Rejoice for the God Emperor has protected Brother Baldermort as he deploys extraordinary HIIIIIIIGH ADVENTURE!

[@chillskeleton6529]

Needs to be on Spotify so I can listen while working

[@baldermort]

Yeah, that can be done via premium. But if I moved things to Spotify I’d get zero income as far as I’m aware. So, it’d stop. Because I’ve got to pay bills. Alas, I’m not an AI. So this stuff, like it or loathe it, takes a long time to make. Can’t do it for free and live.

[@andrewhill2614]

GW should hire you. Great stories, and the way can piviot between genera shows a talent.

[@baldermort]

They have proper writers. Pro ones. I can’t compete with that while doing KZbin. Sorry. I did apply. But they said they had no interest. :)

[@andrewhill2614]

@@baldermort I am thankful you are doing YT. It brightens my day when I listen to your work

[@baldermort]

And that’s what I do it for. Thank you!! :)

[@ignachioelsmith9053]

Wow, bit of a blast from the past, there! At about 27 minutes, where is that Ork image from? Is it the old Ork Boyz box? Well done, Baldermort. Another cracking story. Well worth the wait. 👍

[@pandajfry]

I needed some high adventure today