I could be captivated by baldamort reading a instruction manual for a 1967 sears deluxe toaster oven.
@Anthonythomas_193 жыл бұрын
The 1967 sears toaster oven? Oh my god, you're only talking about THE most interesting toaster oven ever designed. No baldermort needed my friend, knock yourself out my friend, its an absolutely captivating tome
@insertedgynamehere3 жыл бұрын
@@Anthonythomas_19 found the tech priest
@Anthonythomas_193 жыл бұрын
@@insertedgynamehere nope, I don't play those toaster loving mecha-hentai cog botherers. What I do enjoy though, is a bit of sarcasmn
@jeck9883 жыл бұрын
@@Anthonythomas_19 what an undercover tech adept would say
@TheRaxxinator3 жыл бұрын
Same
@knowplay32583 жыл бұрын
My thoughts on the matter: 1. The blade could have been the weapon of the most famous Sister to hold the rank of Nemesis Praxia, Ebon Naroda. Naroda, being the Nemesis Praxia and thus responsible as the high keeper of Sister lore, Sister estates, and leader responsible for all Sister training, ultimately was the "landlord" of Somnus Citadel. The Knight-Commander may be the overal leader of the Sisterhood, but the Nemesis Praxia was responsible for overseeing all installations belonging to the Sisterhood. During the Great Crusade, this title was held by Naroda and no Sister was more highly respected at the time. Naroda having a blade named for the most important Citadel and home of the Sisterhood seems more than plausible. Possessing her blade would be seen as one of the greatest honors possible for a Sister. Also, seeing as Guilliman tasked Aleya with discovering the history of the Somnus Citadel and the truth beside the original dissolution of the Sisterhood, it would seem fitting for Guilliman to bestow the blade of the most revered Nemesis Praxia(high lore keeper) on Aleya herself. 2.The blade could have belonged to Sister-Senior Gresselda Vym, a senior Witchseeker(same rank as Aleya) and master of the Blackship named Somnus. Vym being the master of a ship named Somnus could logically have a blade named for her ship denoting her as Captain and Master. The Blackship, Somnus, was shot down by the Alpha Legion during the Great Crusade leaving Vym lost to the Void. The whereabouts of Vym and her revered wargear are unknown from that point in time, but it is plausible that with the power of being a Primarch and Lord Regent, Guilliman had Vym's blade found or possibly took possession of it from whoever may have found it after Vym's demise. What do you think? Lol!
@Bengtssonsan3 жыл бұрын
My personal theory is that the Somnus Blade has belonged to someone outside of the Sisters of Silence. Reason: If the blade was a revered artefact of the sisterhood, then surely any sister would be familiar with its history. Therefore it is strange that Tanau Aleya is completely unfamiliar with the sword prior to receiving it. From the swords mentioned in this video, I find the sword of Kendall to be the most likely candidate as it has a link to the Sisters of Silence and it was also brought out of their organization when Kendall became a founding member of the Inquisition. I do however believe that it is possible to find many other likely candidates by broadening the search to other organizations within the Empire. Sadly, such a search may be impossible within a lifetime as there are many famous warriors in Imperial history that were armed with swords.
@knowplay32583 жыл бұрын
But, having been born and raised in a secluded, isolated conclave of the Sisterhood on the outer edge of the galaxy, Aleya had no way of being educated or informed of anything Sister related from elsewhere since the original dissolution when the Sisterhood was forced to fracture partaking on a great exodus out into the galaxy. If the blade came to fame or was found to be of reverence after the exodus, Aleya would know nothing of it or it's significance. Aleya stated herself, once reunited with other Sisters at the Somnus Citadel, all the Sisters seemed strange to each other having notably different armors, rites, lore, and customs. This is due to the different isolated conclaves so many of the present Sisters came from.
@alexhulea27353 жыл бұрын
It's just as likely that the Somnus Blade is Garro's sword reforged
@alastor-yw7og3 жыл бұрын
Uncle baldy kicking heresy with his sweet sexy emperor holy voice on this channel yet again
@theinquisitionsparrot67493 жыл бұрын
Go back to your hotel
@GRBoi19933 жыл бұрын
Baldermort has a fantastic voice! This was awesome
@garysuarez96143 жыл бұрын
Lord Balders does us honours by the lending of his talents to the telling of this magnificent tale! Ave Imperator, in exelcis Terra!
@eduardoquinonez29293 жыл бұрын
You know, I was kinda expecting Baldermort to say "End Quote!" at the end of this.
@eichler7213 жыл бұрын
The new Custodes books from Chris Wraight are a gem and something I never knew I needed till I read them. The Custodes where always cool in the lore but Chris managed to nail them and give them such character as well as the Silent Sisters.
@TheAmberKing3 жыл бұрын
Crossover of champions, Baldermort’s voice with a 40k Theories Script. Divine!
@johnd34213 жыл бұрын
Hope you and 40k Theories will also collab at some point.
@TheAmberKing3 жыл бұрын
@@johnd3421 Oh definitely, I would have to pinch myself though as I have been watching this channel for years. Would seem kind of surreal.
@r.cdahuman76823 жыл бұрын
Awwww yeah, another Baldy colab. Fuck yeah baby! And I'm actually up to see it on time. Happy days, happy days. Love ya both, Lore Masters. Keep being fucking awesome both of ya.
@donperez87743 жыл бұрын
Roboute Guilliman: "I need a weapon for a normie. Well, Silent Sister. Something with history and antique looking. Try to hold off on the ridiculousness of the blade, please. Know any REAL experts?" Uriel Ventris: "I know a chapter. Met one of these guys on a bad trip in the Eye ... bring in the Astropath, and somebody who knows a secure location where we can't get robbed. Extra points if it's got plenty of stuff that can be stolen and that's not a worry for us; call it a down payment or distraction." RG: "Uh, who would dare rob ME?" UV: "Astropath, call up the Blood Ravens chapter. Dial 8-6 for the Librarians' Vault. Primarch, these Thieving Magpies get anything and everything." RG: "And who may I ask is the Blood Ravens' primarch?" UV: "Oooh. Yeah. That's ... complicated. We got time for 40K Theories shows for the trip. Maybe they'll have that Baldermort guy narrating."
@mizuhokusuha3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, I thought it was an official trailer!!! That VOICE!
@TheDandyMann3 жыл бұрын
Our Faithful Servant Baldermort does have an amazing voice and the joy of the emperor fills me when I hear it
@cousinzeke48883 жыл бұрын
Listen to his night lords video, the man is obscenely talented.
@shahman763 жыл бұрын
Those are the dulcet tones of Baldemort, or Uncle Baldy. Look him up, then pour honey into your ears straight from the 41st millenium.
@youngimperialistmkii3 жыл бұрын
I'm a huge fan of the Watchers of the throne books😀
@gafrers3 жыл бұрын
One of the best series to come out in years. Written so well.
@TheLastRaven3 жыл бұрын
Always a pleasure to see 40k theories upload
@theemperorofmankind77063 жыл бұрын
Aw yeah,uncle Baldenor narrating is always a blessing
@TheGCRust3 жыл бұрын
Watchers of the Throne series made me regret not starting a Custodes army.
@michaelhowell23263 жыл бұрын
The series actually motivated me to build a small Custodes force. I use them in my head canon to protect Guiliman like the Secret Service. A large Honor Guard really.
@bongodrumzz3 жыл бұрын
Uncle Baldy showing how its done, and giving us a real treat, thank you guys, you gave us a good one today
@internetpleb48543 жыл бұрын
Glad to see fellow 40k lore tubers collaborating hope this becomes more common in the community in this time of strife we must all stand together
@mbp16523 жыл бұрын
Long Way from home Baldy. Good to see you getting around. Thank you keep up the good work
@Supreme-Emperor-Mittens3 жыл бұрын
AH, Brother Baldemort. Wise decision doing a colab with such an esteemed brother.
@sgtrock683 жыл бұрын
I was going to listen anyway but it is very nice to also run into a bonus familiar voice. "Unite the Clans!"
@dylano60333 жыл бұрын
I love the work that this channel does with other youtube 40k content creators. They're always so fun!
@MrBluman9993 жыл бұрын
Oh shit. Baldy boi is back! You have no idea how much I love when you have guest voices. Baldermort most of all!
@Maztermox3 жыл бұрын
So rare to hear of the Sisters of Silence, I'm in bliss.
@CrapLuckSimon3 жыл бұрын
Incredible narration by the legendary Baldermort. On the same level as Toby Longworth and Jonathan Keeble.
@terrymcallister143 жыл бұрын
Jesus, how have I only just heard this guy? His voice is made for narration and 40K especially. Consider that subscribe button on his channel pressed.
@shahman763 жыл бұрын
Welcome! Now go enjoy uncle baldys awesomeness.
@muhammadjawadzahid96753 жыл бұрын
Such grim dark timbre... your voice is the vocal embodiment of 40k
@woaddragon3 жыл бұрын
I was about to say..did i.click on "greatest voice of all 40k lore masters" video? Then. I realize...allright a great Collab
@Zephyrbaby13 жыл бұрын
From looks alone the first sword that it resembled to me was Libertas which Nathaniel Garro welded. I know Liberatas was more of a broad … maybe long sword style of the old world but for it to fit an astartes it will be quite big any way.
@40KTheories3 жыл бұрын
An interesting idea
@timash19273 жыл бұрын
I am LOVING these collaborations! Please keep it up!
@serjobsalot87683 жыл бұрын
Cheers, this was a great video! I'm always there for more lore and I'm always there for the gift that is Baldermort's narration!
@Big_E_Soul_Fragment3 жыл бұрын
Aw yiss a Baldermort collab
@davidmcquoid94383 жыл бұрын
That voice is heavenly! And I love these snippets of lesser known artifacts and moments.
@jonathanphippen66213 жыл бұрын
Very happy to hear the voice of Lord Baldermort!
@markrtoffeeman3 жыл бұрын
Baldamort's voice reminds me of some of the voice actors in the classic game "Baldurs Gate". Adds to the ambience.
@raphael52253 жыл бұрын
QUICKLY BROTHERS! LIKE BOMBARDMENT UPON THE EMENY POSITION!
@informationyes3 жыл бұрын
imagine if guilimen just picked a random sword out of the armery and just had a random name engraved on it and she had just saved him the trouble of making up some glorious hystory for it
@pheivins993 жыл бұрын
Great to see Baldermort here
@KnockoutVirus3 жыл бұрын
Baldemort & 40k Theories? Oh yeeeessssss!
@Nyctophora3 жыл бұрын
And a fantastic lore pair you make!
@ArdWulf3 жыл бұрын
Loved it all!!! Cheers!
@stevenknauer62343 жыл бұрын
A surprise guest host of Uncle Baldy on a Monday morning. Couldn't be a better surprise!
@BohdanKaiba3 жыл бұрын
Loved this awesome Baldermort Crossover, fantastic episode!
@Walkyrjenny3 жыл бұрын
Keep in mind that, among sword aficionados, "the sword" is the blade, usually exclusive of the furniture such as hilt, scabbard, et alia. The size of the eagle / Aquila which is part of the hilt, therefore, is largely irrelevant. A sword which is recovered from the battlefield may be polished and re-furbished, given new furniture -- again, the hilt, the scabbard, etc.
@kennethjohnston97363 жыл бұрын
And since Baldie couldn’t say it, I will... Do make time today for FUN!
@mandenmoris3 жыл бұрын
I felt touch by the emperor trought the voice of this amazing dude.
@shahman763 жыл бұрын
That is Baldemort. Check out his channel.
@mandenmoris3 жыл бұрын
@@shahman76 thanks for the advice, would do.
@markstevens73753 жыл бұрын
Man how I love these theories,sounds like I'm listening to history lectures.well done.
@Scott-un7lc3 жыл бұрын
Well done i really liked the VO
@gafrers3 жыл бұрын
Took me way too long to realizes this was Theories and not Balder. Quality content the same.
@StrangeAre3 жыл бұрын
You two together are an amazing duo brothers
@creepmen18673 жыл бұрын
Mort's voice is so mesmerising
@williamblack69123 жыл бұрын
Since we do not know what happened to Garro and Loken the Somnos blade could be the reforged form of either Libertas or Mourn-it-all. I would really like the idea of such weapons still existing in the 42nd millenium.
@gryphonofmight3 жыл бұрын
Ordo Notificus Present! We Will Provide The LIKES!
@huntereyeofdarkwood54173 жыл бұрын
To be amongst the honours first
@HunterSentinel3 жыл бұрын
To be amongst the honored hundreds!
@Baandaed3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the guest narrator.
@snakething873 жыл бұрын
Baldermort is how I imagine Malcador’s voice.
@MishraArtificer3 жыл бұрын
Baldemirt: your voice belongs in the Warhammer 40k universe in ways I can't explain...
@Henbot3 жыл бұрын
Great video and voice over
@byronwatson15573 жыл бұрын
Great video, thanks for the publication sir
@kingartur33093 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie -> I hear Baldermort, I press "like" :)
@georgeso43643 жыл бұрын
Excellent narration as usual!
@BrotherDark3 жыл бұрын
Oh daym when the cross over 🔥🔥🔥
@LocalHeretic-ck1kd3 жыл бұрын
Yey, uncle Baldemort is here!
@TheDandyMann3 жыл бұрын
Our Faithful Servant, my thanks to you as always
@davidjordan6973 жыл бұрын
Featuring Baldermort and his EPIC VOICE.
@joshuabrown18643 жыл бұрын
As wonderful as ever.
@mattaffenit98982 жыл бұрын
Garro, maybe? Not sure how feasible it is, but I like the idea. I mean, Garro needs more recognition in modern 40k. He was an utter badass.
@georgesulea3 жыл бұрын
Reimleiz AND Baldermort? I am very lucky today!
@tonyandbob3 жыл бұрын
that last guess seems good somnus means sleep quite fitting for a blade whos og owner died from exhaustion defending the thrown
@gillSzilla2 жыл бұрын
man we need more videos narrated by him, consider me enthralled lol
@DracoMaverick3 жыл бұрын
Yay Baldemort!
@TT-md7mm3 жыл бұрын
Hell yea, I love me some YT collabs!
@JTFKNA3 жыл бұрын
Somehow, it just doesn’t feel the same without the, “End Quote”! 😊✌🏼
@BluJean66922 жыл бұрын
I just love how the lore can't decide whether custodes are unstoppable, priceless, irreplaceable demi-gods or if a stiff breeze can knock them out...
@Midnight_Mondo3 жыл бұрын
Now this is a treat .
@josephskiles3 жыл бұрын
Anything that has brother Baldermort in it gets and auto like from me, the man is a true treasure of the internet!
@kira682003 жыл бұрын
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn !!!! by the emperor, this man voice ... it gives me holy heretical chills
@mobiusZero23 жыл бұрын
The blade itself is a mystery thats enough to makes me chill to my spine
@michaelhowell23263 жыл бұрын
How did a Silent Sister stop RG from continuing his speech? Did she break her oath or something?
@40KTheories3 жыл бұрын
Sign language
@johnd34213 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I am just waiting for Valerian and Aleya to become official lol. P.S. Also Aleya is tsundere bae
@40KTheories3 жыл бұрын
Well they have models that you can buy, so doesn't get much more official than that :P www.games-workshop.com/en-GB/Talons-Of-The-Emperor-Valerian-And-Aleya-2020
@johnd34213 жыл бұрын
@@40KTheories I mean official in a relationship haha. Hopefully in the third book of the Watchers of the Throne we can see it.
@garretth82243 жыл бұрын
You must be a weeb since you ship characters
@johnd34213 жыл бұрын
It ain't only weebs who ship characters though lol. Still I really love the dynamic between the two characters. They have fun chemistry despite Aleya being silent.
@knowplay32583 жыл бұрын
The chemistry between the two was something I wish had further pursued. Also, remember that Valerian is the only living being to have Aleya speak(sort of) in the many years since taking her vow. Edit: Aleya cried out in rage and frustration in the moments before what she thought was going to be her death and failure to the Emperor aboard the Heartspite.Valerian was the only remaining, living person to have possibly heard her, but he has since made no mention of it. For those that weren't aware.
@Wylding7563 жыл бұрын
So, this is where Baldemort is hiding out at…
@YingTongIddleEyePo3 жыл бұрын
Sir Balders - what a pleasant surprise
@empireempire35453 жыл бұрын
Maybe the sword belonged to any of the myriad of the loyalist heroes who was not yet described in the lore :O
@paul-antonywhatshisface39543 жыл бұрын
One day I hope to see you both Collab with grimdark narrator. Guys far too slept on considering his content
@barrysingh28723 жыл бұрын
If it wasn't already hard enough to trace, it's worth noting that it's quite easy to re-hilt a sword. Once you un-peen the tang, the pommel, wrapping and crossguard just slide off.
@ThePunishersRevenge3 жыл бұрын
Does Baldermort do audiobooks?
@place_holder5633 жыл бұрын
1:29 I like the mustache helmet the guy bottom left has.
@1995sagotomi3 жыл бұрын
The true mystery of the Somnus blade is why is it weaker than the base SoS great blades. Aleya is literally the weakest SoS unit with her only unique special rule of her being a character and coming in with valerian. They did my girl dirty
@40KTheories3 жыл бұрын
Probably the same reason Garran Crowe was kind of weak for a time, despite having a reality warping daemon sword lol
@knowplay32583 жыл бұрын
In the novels, it was noted that Aleya's "Pariah Field" was so much stronger than that of most Sisters that she was rarely even seen or noticed by most humans even when standing next to them. She was described as seeming to appear as a transparent blur or viewing something almost invisible through what would seem to be rising heat vapors...like viewing the horizon through the heat rising off the asphalt of a desert road...a total distortion of the scenery behind her. This means no matter what weapon she fields, she should be one of the strongest "mortal" characters on the tabletop, but...GW shenanigans says no.
@1995sagotomi3 жыл бұрын
@@knowplay3258I believe your talking about Jenetia Krole, The oblivion queen, there not aleya. Though the invisible thing is apparently something all alpha plus pariahs could do
@Matt-md5yt3 жыл бұрын
Sweet video today
@haircutdeluxe3 жыл бұрын
Nothing says falling asleep like Baldemort
@dracorex4263 жыл бұрын
Wait wait wait. Eight primary Warp routes? There are eight directions one can go out from Terra? Like the Star of Chaos?
@omg_RANCORS3 жыл бұрын
i fancy to think that its Sanguinius's sword. thats why its such a big deal. like no offense to any one mentioned here. they are big names. but like the next level is a Primarch. a space marine using a primarch weapon would be unheard. a sister of silence using Sanguinius's blade would be unheard and the sort of thing youd want to keep silent, if you were a sister of silence. Robotop would likely feel pretty appreciative that some one had just given their life to save Terra, she just got lucky and survived. could be any ones sword, but i think its Sanguinius's.
@michaelhowell23263 жыл бұрын
What in the Realm of Chaos is that hateful-looking slug at 0:50?!
@40KTheories3 жыл бұрын
Skull Cannon of Khorne
@Doomseer2 жыл бұрын
I will never understand why there is supposedly 40k "fans" out there who want decades of lore to be retconned so that females can be space Marines when there is already so many badass female characters in Warhammer such as those in the sisters of silence, sisters of battle, rogue traders, mechanicus, imperial guard and oficio assassinorum etc. There are tons and tons and yet that's still not good enough.. 🤔
@cousinzeke48883 жыл бұрын
I don't really want an answer, Alaya giving Robot snark about it is all I need.
@vorpalkickass88253 жыл бұрын
Is it wrong that I think that Baldermort`s voice would fit Malcador the Sigilite spot on?
@iamcaesar67413 жыл бұрын
Wow… this was a good one!
@Johnnythat1dude3 жыл бұрын
The main take I am getting from this is Guilliman ex machinas into every situation.
@minipaintermatt3 жыл бұрын
Imagine the shock for the chaos astartes when custodes and sisters teleport on the shio
@alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi37233 жыл бұрын
Each of these blades contains data port link under the wrappings of the hilt, you will be the captain-general command codes to find out its data,