44 GTA Vice City Radio Commercials

[@bbsolpico1]

"Tim, they've got your wife!" "But I'm not married!" "You are now..... to AMERICA!"

[@Supertron1]

That's what John McClane should have said.

[@Supertron1]

JohnACorp782 That's your opinion.

[@Supertron1]

JohnACorp782 Well, i figured if you're gonna be a whiny bitch, i might as well play along.

[@Supertron1]

JohnACorp782 You're on the internet too, bitch. What makes you the exception?

[@darwincity]

Rambo redux!

[@ShortFingeredShreder]

See, it was the things like this that Rockstar did to go above and beyond. There was absolutely no need for these, but they did them anyway. I respect that.

[@BITCOIlN]

I wonder if the game was so successful if not things like these. I think GTA's radio was one main things behind GTA's success because it gave this game a specific theme, it's thanks to Lazlow that is behind all the radios.

[@behindthen0thing]

Psychol who's laslow

[@johnnywong5150]

Laslow is the rebel rouser hell raiser in chief! That’s right! He's the master in chief! And there is definitely a need for these commercials to give the players a feel for what was cool in the 80's! You gotta “Complete the Look”, ditch the arcades for “The Degenatron”, buy a fuel injected Maibatsu or an American Car that represents gross symbols of excess!

[@skierpage]

@@BITCOIlN The radio banter in all GTAs is written by lead writer Dan Houser and teh awesome Lazlo Jones. Fantastic work. In my opinion GTA IV has the funniest ads and GTA Vice City Stories the best DJ patter.

[@alucard624]

@@skierpage Between Lazlo and Fernando Martinez I was laughing a whole lot while playing both Vice City and San Andreas.

[@SteadyEddie1983]

"I look 12 but I'm a 42 year old investment banker!"

[@seananiyunwiya4644]

Edward Finley I wanna go out and get laid!!!

[@GKafkias85]

Yeah, and I'm Santa Claus, now tidey your room.

[@lunakitty1990]

@@GKafkias85 Asshole

[@Dank_Dank]

6 years later in San Andreas kzbin.info/www/bejne/aZO3nmWLopWWoK8

[@allmightyjesse6334]

😂

[@deanvalencia8297]

"I was SO mad when that auto repair shop sold me that spare tire with 15 kilos of cocaine in it'.... classic

[@theemptyrobloxian6183]

You should lay off that rusty browns great donuts

[@afrocoolio25]

1-866-9-SHADY

[@MrWillyWonka]

Which commercial on this list says that?

[@BEERLIGHTBROKER]

That might have worked in Florida during the 80's.

[@Sabracad]

@@MrWillyWonka He's referring to 3:44 onwards - second testimonial. The quote isn't correct though.

[@ethanreed8400]

i miss this game...they nailed the 80s vibe

[@finallywoken13]

I still have hope that they'll remake it!

[@shutendoji470]

they nailed everything about Vice City

[@lunakitty1990]

@@finallywoken13 I got some good news for ya they did it on with GTA 3 and San Andreas recently

[@finallywoken13]

@@lunakitty1990 awww thank you!! This is fantastic news! I appreciate it! 🤟🏻

[@uksasgaming6207]

i am sure you dont think same when you saw remake version

[@justinportillo3996]

I like the commercial when the kid says “nobody wants to hear your stupid Vietnam stories” that always cracks me up

[@AiamEsquisoEsquis]

"That's reeeed", lmfao

[@typ044]

"I was unfortunate enough to be found with 15 kilo's in my spare tire, I was so mad at the auto repair company that sold me that tire" There are so many hilarious lines in these commercials, pure gold !

[@frankgrimes7210]

"What happened to my wife on that percarious cliff"

[@mjolden]

"Why hello there, Danny-- I didn't know it was hockey season!" "Can I borrow a knife?"

[@maxd3946]

Rated R for Retarded

[@this_name_is_not_available6923]

Jason voorhees reference

[@chuckycheese84]

GTA has the best fake commercials ever!

[@David.L291]

Oh you don't say lol hahaha

[@AEduner86]

Proposition 208

[@chuckycheese84]

@Tom Tucker the real world needs commercials like this

[@moBitches1994]

Hell, they used to! That’s why we’re still looking them up

[@nickkohlhafer7714]

AGREED!

[@MIchaelArlowe]

Fun fact: GTA VC was released closer to 1986 than today.

[@mariocesarbaldessarmoro5418]

True. It's crazy. 😱 1986 to 2002= 16 years. 2002 to 2023= 21 years.

[@warrens6479]

Shut your mouth! I'm not that old! 😭😭

[@rickastley5321]

Me : starts playing vice city The radio : *_wawawawa_*

[@ShadowRubberDuck]

We interrupt this broadcast...

[@shaslevels6729]

I love that one

[@MrWorf35]

"Rated PG for Patriotic Garbage!" Brilliant!

[@felipekretschmera.5812]

Rated R for Retarded

[@hulkhogan164]

@@felipekretschmera.5812 you are talking about wrestling right?

[@PieGrip]

Call Pastor Richards here! 186-69-7283-63 186-69-SAVE-ME

[@Anni._.manni_k1]

@Anakin Skywalker hey can i borrow a knife

[@muhammadwahyuhidayat21498]

It means is Rated PG-13 FOR Parental Guide under 13

[@vercettiv]

These commercials are even more hilarious listening to them years later lol

[@avalonjustin]

"The Maibatsu Thunder. Fuel-injected." Sexy lady: "Inject me!" I love that!

[@michaelmorton5698]

GTA is the home of the double entendre, whether it's the commercials or the talk shows.

[@s99bf0c8]

Whoever wrote these ads is a genius. Love the ones for 'domesti-bot' and computer console 'Degenetron'

[@austinlilly9194]

Lazlow Jones

[@102eggs]

that Giggle Cream jingle still gets stuck in my head

[@matheusamaral8299]

WA WAA WA WAAAA WA THATS THE SOUND I LOVE

[@medicinalibertaria9392]

are there the scripts or dialogues of the radios . commercials and talk radios??? do you know?? i like to learn english with that kkkkkkk i search but i didnt find.

[@AnAdorableWombat1]

“It’s entirely legal thanks to a loophole in the FDA” 😊

[@MadamKuro]

"TIM, DON'T REAVE ME. YOU TAUGHT ME BASEBALL, TIM, AND HOW TO RUV!"

[@andyhoffman8384]

HE WOULD'VE BEEN A FINE AMERICAN. I'LL CRY WHEN I'M DONE KILLING!

[@curtisleaning551]

I always thought it was '... and how to rap.' Learn something new everyday.

[@j2times2006]

Isn't it laugh? For a while I thought he taught him how to raft

[@АлехСтоыанофф]

Madam Kuro I thought it said "and had a raf" like laugh

[@BIGGIEDEVIL]

Always thought he said "thought me how to rap"

[@B-ROCK5150]

Miss the days driving around just listening to the hilarious commercials. Just brilliant skits. These early GTA's were so GOLD.

[@nickxcore74]

"I just love the batter, all over my face". Lol

[@casmo87]

+nickxcore74 Sometimes I like to wear womans panties and walk around 5th street.

[@PoptartzzofGorg]

rofl

[@MikNik_]

“On Friday nights, I just CAN’T stop EATING Rusty Brown’s riiing dooonuts.” 💀💀

[@FurasCebulowy]

I like to lick loving it on the outside and then *tttthhHHHHRRRRRUUSSST* my tounge in de midul

[@cadettipk]

"now I can lick my life partner's (different voice) "stamp collection" all night XD

[@casmo87]

+cadettipk After a night out, my tongue tasted like carpet!

[@cadettipk]

lol 😄😄

[@007Spadge]

that's probably the funniest one

[@namedoesntmatter9330]

HAHAHA that one for the WIN!!!! "Stamp collection, ALL Night" XD

[@michaelbauers8800]

That commercial never quite gets erased from my mind.

[@nomimposteur9154]

I thought this stuff was great back in 2002 when I first heard it. But it only gets better with time.

[@alucard624]

Agreed. It's gets even funnier as time marches on.

[@zarif_chow]

Just like wine

[@jg6022]

Complete the Look Men's Eyeliner - "Wow, you look _ambi-guous!_ " Rockstar writers are genius. Hahahahaha!!

[@felipekretschmera.5812]

"Wow, you just looks like everyone else!"

[@fragington]

I've played Vice City so much and there's still commercials I've never heard.

[@Watcher3223]

5:11 "Hell, at steering time, we'll work grandpa so hard he'll wish he was dead."

[@namedoesntmatter9330]

Farewell ranch is one of the best ones. HAHA "Git up ya'll "

[@namedoesntmatter9330]

Nightly funerals XD

[@demetriussims8946]

You even took the time out to chapter them too you’re a saint and a scholar.

[@wealthyblackman6083]

"AAHH my prostate!!"

[@stevengregory6932]

I love how the complete the look adverts became progressively more of an 80's parody

[@BassiKun99]

I love how the Complete the Look commercial is different depending on the station: 1- Espantoso 2- Wave 103 3- Emotion 98.3 4- Flash FM 5- K-Chat 6- Wildstyle 7- V-Rock

[@medicinalibertaria9392]

are there the scripts or dialogues of the radios . commercials and talk radios??? do you know?? i like to learn english with that kkkkkkk i search but i didnt find.

[@PMB827]

I honestly listen to this stuff while I’m at work and it really helps me pull through lol

[@sennacorps]

2:26 Domestobot : "Mrs Lawrence, Tommy has some skin magazines under the bed" Lol, i laughed at that part

[@JWX94]

The Giggle Cream commercials are my favorite! :D Hahaha

[@Maxmotor2008]

God.. Really?! I hate the damn jingle!

[@casmo87]

+Harry Brookman It's funny as

[@JWX94]

Yep! It's hilarious!

[@perkaholic5267]

Glory Hole Where Strangers Become Friends Glory Hole Where You Don't Need To Know Names

[@ryansheridan6904]

Because deserts should be funny

[@Nikohere]

"Knife After Dark" Rated R For..Retarted lol i love that one haha ahh man brings back memories listening to the 80s on ma ps2 just chillin cruisin around vice city listening to flash fm or wave 103. I never really listened to k'chat cuz all the talkin u kno but now i can on youtube haha

[@m4ssee]

3:02 Oh man, I remember that one. Me and my friend were like 8 years old when the game came out. We hated that commercial so much that we always destroyed the car if that commercial started playing. :D

[@player4life11111]

For those that are curious about calling those phone numbers in real life, I did this back in 2003, they were toll-free numbers since I did this through a public phone. When you called those numbers, they would only replay the ads. Good times... :')

[@behindthen0thing]

player4life11111 I was wondering

[@minanesa1636]

I just love the batter, All over my face

[@SR-ju7ip]

"It was an unfortunate accident, what happened to my wife on that precarious cliff." @3:55

[@CourtneyLachiver]

@FstSergeant8595 sounded like Mike Tyson lmao

[@John-xf9mc]

"Sometimes I like to wear women's panties and walk around 5th Street" LMAO literally had nothing to do with the commercial he was in

[@moRULEZ18981]

"Shoot your sons!" *click* "DAD!" :O *Bang!* My favorite one.

[@rig0rmort1s]

what time was it at lol

[@moRULEZ18981]

25:29

[@rig0rmort1s]

Hahahahaha I just found it you're right it is the funniest one lol

[@mikewright7964]

FIST. FIST. FIST EM ALL

[@kellyweingart3692]

Steel heart, stonecold prostate tour 😂

[@naisi]

Waa waa, waaa waawaaa :D

[@mahiru20ten]

+naisi Probably that's where the Rabbids get their inspiration from...

[@stephenm8725]

that's the sound i love

[@patgogan7324]

"GIGGLE CREAM!"

[@David.L291]

@@patgogan7324 once you laugh you can't stop so get Giggle Cream today

[@Mayito_Tamps]

Thats the first commercial i heard as a kid in gta vc lmfao

[@cruisingfanatic]

Thank you so much... I play these most days on my TikTok music request show, they are so loved

[@brennocalderan2201]

Even the commercials background music sounds extremely 80's in this game.

[@eliasadam2345]

Even funnier as a 40 something playing this as background noise than a 19-20 year old playing Vice City.

[@krisskross6074]

"Wow, You look like everyone else!!" XD

[@grgo_silovic]

oh god, i know them all by heart... they're all so funny

[@jonathanclark6489]

profile pic checks out,

[@jonelson1983]

“Tim! I know you come. It just like old days, we kill everybody” 😂

[@inmybloodboxing.1992]

“I’ll cry when I’m done Killen” XXD

[@alakhsaini]

21:10 Think your way to success - 1st course: Think Hold that thought Complete - THC (Tetrahydrocannabinol ), 2nd course: Learn Start Doing - LSD, 3rd course:Motivate Demonstrate Motivate Again -MDMA. THC, LSD and MDMA will help you to think your way to success!

[@lraoux]

"Wow, you look like everyone else!"

[@AnotherKentPaul]

What commercial is this from?

[@LadyMontane]

AnotherKentPaul Complete The Look 2

[@forestfairy352]

Geez gta vc was beyond its years. Everything is still so relevant today

[@Markstevenrachel]

"Remember, to win in a game of football or life, you have to annihilate everything in your path in a blind rage."

[@krisskross6074]

Sissy Spritz may cause dry mouth, dilated pupils, paranoia, heart palpitations, but your hair will be great!! xD

[@dontspikemydrink9382]

goes well with that salivating thing xD

[@brennocalderan2201]

"Higheeer!!!"

[@Iokoala]

Oh the memories! 😂 understanding the references as an adult makes it even funnier

[@themercenary9048]

*THE STORE LEADING THE FIGHT AGAINST COMMIUNISM IS HAVING A BLOWOUT SALE*

[@AlokSardesai]

Knife after Dark, giggle cream, farewell ranch, exploder : evacuator part 2 and the best is JUST THE FIVE OF US

[@LounoirRecords]

i'm convinced people nowadays would totally fall for this stuff and buy it :)

[@THEHOLYKIIDD]

Thanks for taking the time to put these commercials together.

[@AnAdorableWombat1]

Shady acres and Rusty Brown donuts makes me want to go to Vice City right now!

[@MrSUPERHUGE]

"We have some sad news for you" Pew Pew Pew "I created that just by pressing a button" 26:37 the BEST AD in VC for my opinion!;))

[@MikNik_]

“ROCK & ROLL IS DEAAAD & POP IS IIIINNNN”😂😂

[@Strangepete]

1:57 "It is coming... it is written by me, but..." always loved that

[@Legomanarthur]

Armadillo is good eatin'... it's like a lobster, except you can run over it and eat it!

[@ben1895]

Brilliant. I've not heard these in nearly 20 years and I still recognised all of them ..and knew alot of the words....says alot about my life 20 years ago! Been a long time since I've owned any games. Oh how my life has changed 🤣.

[@Gabrielterminator2]

Salivex: ...Or lick my life partner STAMP COLLECTION

[@HacksignKT]

lawl

[@Implosion99]

"Accidents happen, and we'll prove it!" HAHAHAHHAHA

[@Dakid015]

Love how these commercials showed how hilariously corrupt vice city is

[@OfficialHoDawg]

Every GTA city is hilariously corrupt.

[@djjazzyjeff1232]

No BS, the attention to detail from these mock commercials is higher than most Games are nowadays.

[@fafafooey8776]

I've been thinking my way to success since the day this game hit the streets but haven't been able to make it past the step known simply as think, hold that thought, complete.

[@someguy9471]

These commercials are so good 😂

[@lazaro9726]

Woman: What's this I found under your bed? The only Engels you're going to be reading is Laura Ingalls Wilder. Man: If you think your child might be a red? Here are some warning signs: They read complicated literature and have concern for their fellow man. They even like to share. Tell your kids that if someone approaches them with pamphlets about recycling, an invitation to a labour rally or show any doubts about the fairness of our system then they should find a teacher or a policeman immediately.

[@Kirkyeehee]

Ah, just what I need to get ready for GTA:V in a few months. These are always good for a laugh

[@alphonsokurukuchu]

ah man

[@nicholas5129]

Just what we need to get ready for GTA VI in a few months 😊 Though it's kinda shame the game will be only set in present day Vice City.

[@foxtrot789]

Excellent work!!! The set list with links is icing on the cake!

[@MrButtnutter]

"Is your child a red?" is epic

[@johnmcternan4157]

He even likes to share 🤣👍

[@dunkingsteven6781]

Burt Reynolds did the "shady acres" commercial 6:43

[@GrandFunker]

+Steven Duncan He was the voice of Avery Carrington in the game

[@glenntaylor3387]

Someone should pitch "Yuppie and the Alien" to Fox. Sounds like their kind of show

[@KasperpOne]

This is missing my favorite. The one where they say "If you are listening to this station and haven't donated then you are stealing!" "That's right, you maw come down here and throw a brick through our window". That commercial always made me laugh so hard.

[@k24uk]

Yeah thats from the VCPR station. While it does happen in the "commercial breaks", those audio clips weren't in the same directory as these main ones. Here it is though - kzbin.info/www/bejne/j2WmgKeZl9qVfc0

[@itscamj7132]

These commercials are a trip 😂

[@XclusiveXbox]

DEGENATRON! "I'll never go to school again!"

[@chidori7234]

"Dad! No one wants to hear your stupid Vietnam stories!"

[@droid_protocol_official]

Complete the look series is the best! I searched through just to hear; “wow you look like a psycho” But laughed so hard hearing “wow you look ambiguous” in complete the look 4😂😂😂 I only ever played GTA just to hear the radio stations😄

[@mikewright7964]

GTA video games focus too much on realism these days so they have forgot that really funny, over-the-top parody humor. GTA SA was the last game with it.

[@darkprince481]

Mike Wright I was thinking that too while listening to the commercials. They were far more comical and interesting than the modern games.

[@Handkantenschlaganfall]

Well, gta5 also has funny commercials. Like the Smartphone thing

[@raymondscott9851]

Mike...I can't feed the kids...and the rents due....Mike: whoa bitch settle it down..you saying this ain't the greatest country in the world ? Lady: I .I Mike : hold up everyone everyone USA..USA...USA

[@joschn-movies2282]

gta also have these over the top comericals, personally i think all the games are brilliant satires

[@rickastley5321]

*gta4

[@TREYXIII]

So many memories as a kid

[@SteadyEddie1983]

I liked "Grandparents Forever" that one was MESSED UP!

[@happyfunrun7901]

Where is that one?

[@SteadyEddie1983]

HappyFunRun7 It's after the infomercial on taxidermy and mentioned only briefly but it's hilarious!

[@FurasCebulowy]

3:03 *WA WA, WA WA WA WA*

[@Keithchan2024]

1:45 Pastor Richards predicts the events of the GTA VI trailer

[@kellyweingart3692]

“The world tour that has been banned throughout world comes to Vice City”

[@malcolmw513]

The only Engles you're going to read is Laura "Engles/Ingalls" Wilder! So classic.

[@rizaradri316]

If you think your child might be a red

[@Lupucillo]

11:25 Degeneratroooon!

[@ctdevil28]

Dad! No one wants to hear your stupid Vietnam stories!

[@lunakitty1990]

imagine saying that at a VFW lol

[@agdog420]

But I'm not married!

[@notmomoayase]

exsorbeo

[@monicamoore5935]

"Sometimes I like to wear women's panties and walk around 5th Street" 🤣

[@roggeralves94]

- They got your wife! - But I'm not married! - You are now, to America! LOL

[@kellyweingart3692]

lol

[@rizaradri316]

Rated PG for Patriotic Garbage!

[@maddbwoyanju2]

JUST THE FIVE OF US & GIGGLE CREAM

[@HaggardEffect]

Gigglecream - "It make's desert funny" Made my night, cheers dude!

[@realisticeyeball]

fuel injected. inject me!

[@goodbyetoromance9320]

Our residents sure will love it here! right Norm? Is this WW2? Farewell Ranch--The only way to ride into the sunset! That was gold!!!!!

[@grnllyd]

"He would've been a good American, I'll cry when I'm done killing!" Lmao

[@coolelementskater16]

D'Leo & Thurax is hilarious, especially the chick that torched the quickie mart. It is the little crazy-ass laugh that gets me every time.

[@wealthyblackman6083]

I wanna buy the degenatron XD

[@knowledgegames5299]

Go to gta online

[@HNPrecords]

Never go to schoool again

[@marf7719]

Every time I play this game I take some time just to drive around in circles and laugh at all of these radio ads

[@richthom91]

'Wah wah, Wha wha wha wha, Wha wha wha, Wha wha That's the sound i love' Lol too funny

[@terryjoe53]

"HI...WELL HELLO THERE DANNY, I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS HAAAWKEY SEASON" LMAO!!!!!! THAT SHITI HILARIOUS!!!!!!

[@LouisMinett]

I came here just to hear "You can't blow up florida, that's america's wang!" Still searching! :O

[@grandadmiralthrawn1627]

You find it yet?

[@Watcher3223]

"Out now on Beta and VHS."

[@plushman3685]

“I’ll cry when I’m done killin’.”

[@AnAdorableWombat]

Those damn donut commercials!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣