468 Artillery Wagons laying waste to all [Factorio]

There is only one musical arrangement that is appropriate for this video.
Previously: • Where do you park your...
Q: What's the music?
A: 1812 Overture
Q: How do you place so many markers?
A: Settings, unbind "Drag Map" key
Q: Is this vanilla?
A: Yes, artillery wagons are vanilla
Q: Blueprint?
A: pastebin.com/VgC9NUQc (train not included)

[@Veellinn]

Artillery, do you see that horizon? Yes sir! I don't want to. Understood sir!

[@thathandsomedevil0828]

XD

[@kabob0077]

Gunner, see that position? It's not worth the bones of a single British Grenadier.

[@Mugetsu_Gaming]

LOL

[@yonz6351]

I imagine the engineer standing in the middle while doing some orchestra

[@jayakandpal508]

They are bugs!!

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

"Enemy on sight at that direction!!" "Roger! Removing that direction!!"

[@spacetechempire510]

Preparing the “American Dream” protocol

[@Michael_Jackson187]

@@spacetechempire510call for fire

[@SanNico]

Old factorio: Make a spaceship so you can escape the planet. New factorio: Make mass artillery train to rekt all aliens so you keep living in the planet.

[@Khornes_knight]

old factorio: automate production whilst defending yourself New factorio: automate production whilst *PURGING THE XENOS WITH THE UNRELENTING FURY OF THE IMPERIUM OF MAN*

[@wheelie_tonk]

@@Khornes_knight *FOR THE EMPEROR*

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

The high lords of Holy Terra approve.

[@kabob0077]

@@wheelie_tonk *_SHATTER THEIR SKIES!_*

[@nathanb1509]

It's my planet now.

[@LifeofBoris]

now build there a new factory that makes more shells and move on to next area

[@thepredator3363]

yo boris i think that's the hardbass you were looking for

[@ImranIsak]

Oh Boris. What are you doing here? Didn't know you played Factorio

[@deisk2707]

you played factorio too?

[@John-iq3wu]

Life of Boris Privet tovarissch

[@ciroaldorisio8034]

MY MAN

[@isaacbitme]

"Tchaikovsky, cannons aren't an instrument" - "Yes they are, and I shall have a fleet of them" "Tchaikovsky, no!" - *"Tchaikovsky, YES!" * boom* *

[@sgt.eclair]

Fawkes Sake *Tchaikovsky ALWAYS YES!*

[@MMuraseofSandvich]

Never argue with a musician backed up with an artillery battalion.

[@Stuffixxable]

CAPTAIN WE ARE SURROUNDED!!! captain: excellent, fire in every direction.

[@Incadazant01]

"Sir! We are surrounded!" "Excellent! Now they can't get away from us, the poor bastards!"

[@Ranulfdatank]

Target rich environment ftw.

[@sweetseremine]

"Sir! We are Surrounded!" "Fire EVERY WEAPON" "EVERY WEAPON?????" **presses big red button and everything within a 3000 mile radius gets evaporated**

[@AbuBakar-vz2vq]

initiate metal storm

[@peach_lobester7976]

guys we did it the number of likes is the same as the number of wagons ^_^

[@EnRandomSten]

"so what can you do in the game?" "Well...."

[@hathosisnilvera5160]

No no no.... You can AUTOMATE the slaughter of the natives. This game is not about slaughtering natives, it's about the AUTOMATION of doing so."

[@cryptosalmon]

The true end goal.

[@Mernom]

Anything you bloody want, be it genocide, music, or anything else.

[@larrythecat4296]

EnRandomSten what can’t you do

[@Treviisolion]

Larry The Cat anything that is noncomputable, or that we haven’t figured out how to do with computers, though the latter just means yet. Factorio is turing complete multiple times, so if you had enough computation power you could calculate pi on a computer made from conveyer belts in a game of Factorio being run by a computer composed of trains in a game of Factorio being run by a computer created with logic circuits in a game of Factorio being run on your physical computer.

[@MithradatesVIEupator]

“Those bugs have weapons of mass destruction!” 10 years later... They were just building homes..

[@liesdamnlies3372]

Oh damn.

[@TheAgamemnon911]

Delivering 468 Freedoms per second.

[@alexander6011]

as one form of fps drops, another rises

[@brizian21]

This comment deserves a medal

[@Skilez]

the american way of democratizing the world :D

[@victorbriones4530]

you made my day

[@BillyBoze]

@@Skilez Not really... America isn't really known for using artillery... Seems more like german or Russian or even North Korean :/

[@CalmCaterpillar]

You put me in a moral dilemma. I set my recent map to "enemies will never attack first". So currently everything is in a friendly coexistence. I even choose my ore fields accordingly to not mess with them, so that they leave me alone. And now I'm sitting here, thinking about committing willful genocide on those poor critters who never harmed me one bit - just because it would look awesome.

[@martijnvs]

Factorio rule #1 : There is no such thing as 'enough room' Factorio rule #2 : "If it works, it works" is valid. Factorio rule #3 : "Because I want to" is a perfectly fine reason to do something. Like eradicate every living thing on the map.

[@collin2097]

fire it at spots they dont occupy

[@dontuspowerus1093]

If you have buildings that produces carbon dioxide, it's going to be a game of kill or be killed.

[@morienbendinelli1554]

Not without surrounding all them with walls first. 🙃

[@CreeperDude-cm1wv]

I personally find the small biters surprisingly cute, which is why I like peaceful mode

[@KFMkindfindmind]

Long ago the bug's lived in peace and harmony, But everything changed when the railroad man attacked.

[@Poolie]

somewhat obscure referance

[@Mapbim]

Stolen comment

[@KiteoHatto]

Congratulations, you've turned factorio into supreme commander

[@NimbusIzayoi]

Soo are those actually artillery wagons or just mavors in disguise?

[@nosleepmaxim]

Love that reference

[@NimbusIzayoi]

@@nosleepmaxim Same.

[@DovahTank]

I laughed too hard at this

[@NimbusIzayoi]

Edit: Pretty sure their Salvations. Or Scathai

[@mechaboydx]

This is the only song appropriate for artillery of any kind. I salute you, sir.

[@abysslheritier2252]

What's that song? There was the french anthem at the beginning

[@TheEventHorizon909]

Abyss l'heritier the second one was 1812 overture

[@EgosumParduas]

a part of La Marseillaise is played in 1812 Overture

[@1156skyline]

Abyss l'heritier 1812 overture

[@kosie1991]

Abyss l'heritier It’s well known for featuring actual cannon fire as part of the piece.

[@armoredcross4387]

First comes the purge. Next comes the Factory.

[@MRFLAPPYTREE]

Armored Cross scp-001

[@ltsallwood]

Armored Cross l

[@VarvasNukka]

Adeptus mechanicus approves.

[@jdogzerosilverblade299]

last comes extinction by pollution

[@Tyneher95]

FACTORY GROWS

[@cissev]

"Artillery adds dignity, to what would otherwise be an ugly brawl."

[@BlooSquared]

Huzzah! A wargame player

[@snickle1980]

I'm reading that in Spocks voice.

[@askeladden450]

@@gastari429 whoever ends up winning the fight. The victors write the history. History will be written as the victors see fit. So if 'we' win, the 'enemy' will be remembered as being the one to kill innocent civilians, and convicted of war crimes and put to jail or executed

[@thomasb.5643]

@@gastari429 using civilians as a shield is a warcrime. Shooting on them unknowingly would be a "collateral casualty". Even shooting on an area with civilians if you think there are ennemies is accepted in the "rules of war", that's pretty much every world war air raid. That being said, as someone else pointed out, it's quite often the winners that decide who committed a war crime...

[@mariokart6309]

Sir, a large group of aliens are covering the ores, what should we do? *Bring out the artillery, WE WILL CLEANSE THE IMPURE!*

[@Ghostx357]

suffer not the xeno to live

[@datutoyo3378]

FOR THE EMPRAH!!B

[@donmiyagi8318]

No idea how that was suggested to me, but im happy now FOR THE EMPEROR OF MANKIND, EXTERMINATUS TO THIS RENEGADE PLANET

[@kabob0077]

01010111 01000001 01010010 Mine receptors witness glory from the burning of the flame! The fires of the forge are like the trumpets which proclaim Our engines at full power, your destrucion is our aim! Our Truth has come online!

[@eyeballpapercut4400]

let's be xenophobic

[@tomasallwood812]

That's a bit overkill to defend 1 Radar lol

[@2koenusz]

There is no such thing as too much overkill!

[@robertmartin9029]

Maxim 37: There is no "overkill." There is only "open fire" and "reload."

[@theblackbaron4119]

He has his priorities straight ^^

[@macaronisalad3038]

What do you mean over kill this no where near enough defenses

[@killz0ne215]

The classified documents say the radar is actually NORAD.... so the fire power is appropriate.

[@vinotinto8547]

Why would you leave a planet you can dominate ?

[@aturchomicz821]

maybe to steal your money and disapear

[@aturchomicz821]

becau s Im the winner and yuo a the lousa

[@Blewlongmun]

Years after the solder was lost in a ship crash hundreds of radar signals were detected on an outer planet, after confirming the lost solder on the planet a reconnaissance ship was sent to bring the solder home... they found this.

[@spencerhamilton2557]

Tate Amstutz He was no mere soldier. He was man with A LOT of spare time.

[@Blewlongmun]

I mean he is trapped on an alien planet... Netflix connections must suck

[@kekistaniattackhelicopter2242]

TOP 10 man vs planet anime fights. A man so angry he refuses to die. A planet broke before the guard did!

[@iglidor]

CREEEEED!!!

[@Vukela667]

FOR CADIA!

[@dontuspowerus1093]

*Plays BFG*

[@BlackSabbath628]

I love the smell of burning alien in the morning. Smells like...victory.

[@rubenhaak2968]

+bacon

[@Sunnysideanyway]

You call them the aliens. Huh.

[@BlackSabbath628]

Well that's what they are called in the steam achievements.

[@Tenchi212]

Fire Everything! Everything? EVERYTHING!!!

[@eleeyah4757]

I really like how he took great care on the first two camps and made sure he hit everything in a nice and tidy way, and halfway through at the third camp, he went "Fuck it. Shoot all the shit."

[@sirraident]

Great, but now comes the task of reloading them all lol

[@Tyranzor64]

One long ass reloading platform

[@Phoen1x883]

Magnus Rasmussen Never tell a Factorio player that something is impossible. They will happily spend 20 hours building proof that you are wrong.

[@sirraptorio6590]

Make that 40

[@minecrafter0505]

So, always tell a Factorio player that something is impossible? :P

[@eric3d2b]

This doesn't sound as hard as you make it, will just take a while. I'm imagining a serpentine loading platform with multiple stops to load up 4+ cars at a time, when full, move up one stop (Multiple car distance) and rinse and repeat till it's full.

[@LostElsen]

There's something wonderful in seeing graphical representation of missiles approaching dots on radar and making them disappear. Especially when you know that it's bug scum getting blasted all across the continent. *Especially* to the magnificent sound of Tchaikovsky.

[@metazare]

As a former artillery man, this is truly a beautiful sight.

[@DezzarTac]

>>EXTERMINATUS

[@noaccount4]

"Sir, fire cyclone torpedoes?" "No lieutenant. Manual exterminatus. Bring out the basilisk artillery."

[@AAhmou]

"B-But sir, how many?" "All..."

[@thebruzler4515]

Me praising the artillery Me: "show me the light. artillery :" Roger Roger"

[@Gooberpatrol66]

Basilisks vs Tyranids M41 colorized

[@Overdrive-om8bm]

@@Gooberpatrol66 SHATTER THE SKY

[@bunkaaa8726]

oh my god THEY TRY TO RUN!!!

[@justinweeb8145]

Beautiful, isn't it?

[@RealIronyIsGood]

"scree?" *sees incoming bombs* "SCREEEEEEE!!!" *BOOOOM, BOOM BOOM BOOM, BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM. BOOOOM*

[@kitsukeita]

This comment made me feel bad for those biters.

[@volcryndarkstar3283]

@Nebel Werfer Starship Troopers, eh?

[@dafrandle]

i guess i have to be that guy the counter to arty in this game is that any alien caught in the blast immediately heads for the gun itself

[@corbin4360]

Soldier: Sir, there appears to be a entirely peaceful race with no intention to harm us- General: Open fire. Soldier: Wha- General: *OPEN FIRE*

[@madmaxoft]

Now I'd like to see the train station that feeds those 468 artilleries their ammo. And a link to the shooting station blueprint :)

[@Radimkiller]

Lmao at 1:35 the one spitter just stops and watches.

[@Alkumist]

"why are we trying?"

[@nerobernardino88]

It knows that day will be the last day of his species.

[@damnedlegionaire]

There is no such thing as overkill: only 'Firing', 'My magazine is empty', and 'reloading'.

[@Jonjon13Jonjon13]

My body was so ready for 3:01 ... and then it happened, and it was good.

[@staskuzmenko]

"Tchaikovsky, artillery wagons are not instruments." "Yes they are, and I'm going to use 21 of them." "Tchaikovsky no!" "Tchaikovsky yes! TCHAIKOVSKY ALWAYS YES!"

[@AtomicBlastPony]

468

[@Reynsoon]

I cry because nothing so patriotic will never be possible in real life on earth.

[@christiantobias3224]

America: hold my beer

[@Nikkeftw]

America? More like Patridiotic.

[@Tadders]

Jordan Peterson Clean your room, bucko

[@volcryndarkstar3283]

Bruh, as long as you love your country and your countrymen, you're more patriotic than a death train.

[@sovetnik903]

Biters: We never give you this planet you Human! Engineer: If i can't live on this planet *N o n e s h a l l b e*

[@nem0ra]

now we need a mod for strike-pattern blueprints

[@Blewlongmun]

So many dicks

[@Mernom]

Unfortenatly, you can't plant blueprints in unrevealed space anymore.

[@lovaszaron3138]

Join the Locomotive Terraforming and Extinction Corps! Service guarantees citizenship!

[@hazwan149]

Engineer to bitters: This is your planet? Its mine now

[@gings4ever]

"artillery is the god of war" not in Factorio it aint. its THE GOD OF DEATH

[@zanagi]

1:34 that alien just stood there sad seeing his homes gets bombarded

[@ZearthGJL]

"Wow... Cyanide you have made the people into housing..."

[@K-o-R]

"Well, I guess we can tick 'genocide' off our bucket lists..."

[@a.square8658]

"Everything's fucking dead man, there's nothing living"

[@thatonedeerduke8409]

Griffon Koch HOLY SHIT! ""We just kept on finding bodies, we werent sure how many but cyanide had killed at least 40""

[@Oliver_McCombie]

Overkill Brony Oh its Holy 'n Evil! I thought it said holy Nevil XD LONG LIVE THE MIGHTY NEVIL. -who types broken English as well-

[@Liindir]

"So, how are your guns working out?"

[@sebbes333]

You really could not have chosen a better suited music than the: Tchaikovsky - 1812 Overture :D

[@aturchomicz821]

NO

[@colin-campbell]

Klendathu Drop is a close second.

[@kabob0077]

@@colin-campbell War Cant of the Mechanicus would have been good too.

[@SparenofIria]

Excellent job. I appreciated the mass... uh... friend zoning.

[@Grizzydan]

That had to be the best thing I've seen on youtube....

[@Big_kahuna_guy]

My friend: “Whats factorio?” Me: “well..”

[@nobob8564]

The smiley face at the end made me lol

[@sethrexroad9626]

Really enjoyed the smiley face at the end of the video.

[@dogishappy0]

This is now what i think of when i imagine perfection.

[@Jupiter__001_]

A great choice of music there with the 1812 Overture!

[@McSkumm]

Was wondering if I should get this game... Now I know that I must.

[@lsc9x2]

say goodbye to the rest of your steam library!

[@SpecShadow]

This is the real Supreme Commander 2, not that.... "thing".

[@ErikAdalbertvanNagel]

And it cost 400.000 MILLION dollars to fire this weapon... for 12 seconds

[@GregAckerson]

WHO TOUCHED SASHA

[@IvailoStoychev]

Aliens: Hears orchestral music Aliens: *O H S H I T*

[@mirceacrafter1362]

-Pat on back -Firm punch -O boi -1 missile -2 missiles >>ALL OF THEM

[@Trupen]

you chose an awesome music to this :D

[@MrBoom6009]

*cries* it's so beautiful!

[@ChestnutTheOwl]

*Laughs in artillery*

[@benpinhorn727]

This is funny as heck my dude

[@NinjaBusCow]

That was awesome. Spectacular explosions!

[@evanlarsen7746]

i shed a single tear it is so beautiful

[@PostRobcore]

Does anyone else just want to see that train come in with all the guns & leave again? 😵

[@HulkingUnicorn]

Here's half :) kzbin.info/www/bejne/qX2qqn6uapVnl7c

[@PostRobcore]

Ty for linking. :p Such smooth pixel goodness

[@berger4112]

3:02 *tear roles down cheek* Those bugs finally got what was coming to them.

[@SovereignVis]

That, was one of the most beautiful things I have ever seen. :D

[@danyun717]

Excellent choice of music!

[@petrk281]

You are true artist :-D Mr. Cajkovski approves.

[@uhrguhrguhrg]

Petr K it's Tchaikovsky

[@kamoinar1905]

uhrguhrguhrg alternate spelling

[@nihil2157]

He is Чайковский, that is correct spelling

[@blueberry1c2]

Me: Announcer guy: the enemy is preparing for artillery barrage! Me: ohgodplsnonotlikethisalliwantedtodowascapidontwanttodiefromthispleaseidonthaveanyspleftineedthiscapcomeon

[@rngrtt3689]

You couldn't have chosen a better music for this, the absolute armaggedon vibe for this is only magnified by the quality of the music.

[@decrobyron]

Best thing I have watched on youtube today. 10/10 music

[@Three_Dog_Gaming]

I haven't played Factorio in months.... is this... in game now? Or is this a mod?

[@BlackStoneMoviesMinecraft]

ThreeDogGaming it's in the game

[@Three_Dog_Gaming]

:O

[@Hughsie28]

:o :o

[@1Bloxer]

:0 :0 :0

[@Three_Dog_Gaming]

:0 :0 :0 :0

[@elgurkus6885]

need more artillerys. maybe 1000 next time?

[@Blewlongmun]

Could you make an artillery train so long it loops from the outpost back to base?

[@nickenchuggets1384]

Why not cover the entire planet with artillery.

[@hyperforce]

The day Factorio turned into Supreme Commander

[@heavysaber9431]

This is a pretty good Factorio advertisement, I'm hooked!

[@X_caron]

Could make a making off for that video? Like your means of production for all those ammo and wagons?

[@torp6845]

means of production, eh?

[@glebtarabrov6396]

Torpedo Fails lmao

[@beefstew6512]

seize the means of production comrade

[@juletid99]

Blessed be our lord. Thy name be Artillery.

[@zanthimos]

It's so beautiful!

[@EliazaraCampbell]

Great music choice... the soundtrack to bombard by! :)

[@poposterous236]

that's some good tchaicovsky

[@Candyapplebone]

I don't need to play Factorio anymore after watching this video, because I've now seen all the winning I'll ever need

[@starslayer8390]

Glorious. Simply glorious.

[@decespugliatorenucleare3780]

great music choice, my man

[@bloodee4508]

When human came, aliens gone.

[@norielsylvire4097]

Ah, Tchaikovsky and Factorio. Is there anything better?

[@user-ip1hs6ki7x]

*the music makes this so much better*

[@wysh7205]

It's so beautiful *sniffle* Murica!

[@londoeblack]

Oh the HUMANITY!

[@genijable]

Seems like a lgeit way to replace all your radar with that. It is so annyoing to wait for all you radars to scan a big area even if you use more than 40 of them.

[@Supershadow301]

Absolutly magnificient.

[@ghost2666]

+1000 for choosing 1812 overture !

[@darkfangulas]

how on earth did i go from searching for "how to repair a tyre mark on my lawn" to some kind of distopian ww2 jewish nightmare

[@Psyk0h]

Me trying to avoid my problems:

[@plainviewistheman]

I haven't Factorio'd in a very long time. This makes me want to relapse so bad. Well done sir.

[@Keiichii83]

Dude, its awesome :)

[@mrwri]

>Soviet bombardment of Berlin circa 1945 colourized.

[@xenalin1]

You mention your specs and allude to how much it should be able to handle...but in reality the way this game is programmed it does most of the work on a single worker thread...so to optimize performance you would want to look at a processor specifically designed get the most performance out of one core, instead of combining the power of many. So actually, most of "why the CPU is good" is irrelevant - it's not going to use, unfortunately :( Most games would be "concurrent", and utilize multiple cores via "multithreading", but for the developer of this game, it would have been much, much more complicated to program. As for the gfx card, there's nothing particularly straining to a modern GPU; even though this game is being as demanding as it can be, it's nothing to the GPU. Also, the SSD is only helpful for loading your enormous map when you first start playing :D.

[@thaddeusmccaustland8023]

*No biters were harmed in the making of this video*

[@Incadazant01]

BULLSHIT!

[@crimsonannihilator2697]

This was beautiful.

[@redsubmarine652]

or you can just play peaceful mode

[@michaellundgren6949]

:)

[@destroyerdragon2002]

Excellent... a masterpeice!!

[@Firespark81]

That was fantastic!