4x23Morsel

[@shannonsuo6970]

I've come here to study shade.

[@MegaStig25]

Right place

[@mrshoeman2010]

Ahhh young grasshopper you will learn well

[@aisosauhunmwangho2154]

And the outfits

[@brianalejandro5746]

This is the place to be!

[@caseyjason-ws3fr]

Haahaahaahhaha

[@darkskinss]

Joan Collins is a study in grace. It is so funny how one catches new things after seeing a clip more than once. Toward the end of the scene, as she stands at the door, Queen Joan literally pronates her heeled foot, almost as if she was about to begin a ballet.

[@edunoeduno4980]

pronates? sweety don't do it. not here.

[@darkskinss]

@@edunoeduno4980 That is what she gave. Very much a graceful pronation at the door.

[@darkskinss]

@@edunoeduno4980 @ 1:59 she goes into a pirouette and poses into a pronation.

[@marla591]

@@edunoeduno4980 you sound like Alexis and I'm here for it. 🍿🍿🍿

[@MP-lq3xx]

and to see her at 91 presenting at the Emmy Awards in 2024......wow..still got it!

[@AndyC3.0]

Alexis can teach a master's class in shade !💓💓💓

[@kaykayglover2463]

A simple restraining order would have made this the shortest series in history. Alexis still had mail coming to the house for God's sake!

[@barbraseville8984]

You've ruined this show for me! Lol

[@hulee1968]

Yes! 😂

[@biruss]

No show thrn

[@luvhart]

This revelation changes EVERYTHING!!! I must take to my bed

[@christopherbrunson1232]

😂

[@Uruguay23]

The best and most glamourous serie of tv !! Beautiful clothes and jewelers!! Unforgettable!!!!

[@toyamosley1955]

Damn Alexis said even worms can procreate 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@runnerlegend7726]

I thought the same thing! Alexis was fantastic!!!! Her wit was killer!

[@umarbentley4953]

Alexis was just SAVAGE!!

[@fishfish2128]

Says that in the reboot too

[@robyortichella7412]

Don t touch my cake !😂😋

[@robyortichella7412]

Infact She pro created 4 times

[@youpumpertube]

"Watercress is for giraffes!" -- LOL

[@leonardschofield9913]

Funny

[@strikeleather6503]

So brilliant!!

[@jamesfox2579]

Hahahahaha!😂😂😂😂😂

[@mahuikaanderson4049]

Alexis is from England. She should have said Girarfs, not Giraffs

[@robertmilo5203]

@@mahuikaanderson4049 Nah even south England has a few unexpected hard As: Pall Mall, lasagne, pasta, pasty.

[@drewshka]

“Miscarriages happen ALL the time, Krystle. I mean, I had one just now while we were talking!”

[@TonyLaJolla]

I like how Krystal keeps trying to get a read on Alexis. They’re always layers and shades to her character that get overlooked. I heard pain when she said she lost a child

[@DaveyC95]

Considering the fact that Alexis made sure that Krystle had that accident and subsequent miscarriage after firing a gun around a horse...The writer's played it down until season 7 when Krystina became ill and Krystle threw that right back at Alexis at the hospital and deservedly so One of the few times after season 2 that Linda Evans was given a decent script

[@awm8221]

Agreed. Then she was given rubbish again with the ridiculous Rita storyline

[@neetfeet35]

Love The way Alexis turned when Crystal came in the kitchen. I need that turn. I will be practicing so the I can turn like that when someone calls my name .

[@completebritish]

Watching it on 0.25 speed is even better 🤣🤣

[@femmeofsubstance]

neetfeet35 Yep. My gay friends want to turn like that when their boyfriends’ biological-woman wives come into a room...

[@rellenoz]

I can't stop replaying the turn! Her face was already set before she turned around! I love it!!! LOL

[@skaterboy-cz9wj]

You might need some things like attitude, the clothes, the champagne and the thrill of caviar sandwiches lol. For all you fashionistas you can get Alexis hat idea at the dollar store. Take your hat and glue gun some artificial flowers to the had and voila - haute couture lol.

[@mumble.jumbles]

At 2:05 she completes the turn.

[@runnerlegend7726]

"Even Worms Can Pro create." LOL Alexis could snap and crunch on people like nobody else!

[@AfridiZindabad]

Alexis can take the nicest intentions and gesture and spin something mean into it

[@jonathanwashington6083]

It would have been funnier if Krystle recommended the brand of caviar that Dominique eats.

[@jamilahparker7176]

That’s what I was thinking

[@pn6528]

Beluga. 🤣

[@DjChoys]

X2 😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mahuikaanderson4049]

@@pn6528 Petrossian beluga. And not burnt champagne!

[@albecker2982]

Wondering if Krystle ordered Osetrova or Petrosian Beluga caviar for Alexis.

[@sjinzaar]

... but the Champagne is burnt... lol

[@srkh8966]

My favorite scene

[@shaunlowekey4525]

When you given 4 then you can crow, now that is a read, I am loving this.

[@koroconnell]

Joan Collins always wins the reading challenge 😂💪

[@walterjames7109]

@@jdpatrick1106 yes, the foreshadow of Amanda lol

[@mahuikaanderson4049]

@@walterjames7109 And don't forget Adam, that son of a bitch!

[@TheEwing69]

They knew Pamela Sue was leaving, they were setting up the Amanda storyline.

[@brockreynolds870]

"Caviar would be much more suitable for such an occasion"..... sure Alexis, caviar is the perfect thing for a CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY

[@Inyourlap]

How to speak very casually about miscarriage while eating caviar and drinking champagne (although the so called miscarriage ended up being Amanda)

[@jonathanwashington6083]

Inyourlap In more ways than one....

[@neildowjones]

The real miscarraige was Amanda number 2! oh dear oh dear.........

[@Scottslaw]

@@neildowjones I remember thinking what was in that pool water it had a drastic effect on Amanda but didn't affect Sammy Jo 😀🤣😏

[@frenchanthony2226]

You got that right, utter disaster!

[@MegaStig25]

Lives of the rich and famous

[@Charlottemadeleinec]

I mean she just asked for "a morsel of food", gah Krystle.

[@sashineb.2114]

And a morsel is all she got. That tray was taken away rather quickly.

[@darciedickie5541]

Alexis is wearing a beautiful summer dress and hat

[@30dizzy34]

Krystle could master the icy stare when she wanted to.

[@user-mj8nf2vp7q]

...That, she could. : )

[@fan2jnrc]

Tbh Krystle is an iceberg from head to toe, so it shouldn't be a problem for her.

[@hyper9984]

The more I watch these clips the more I want to watch the original series Update: I already watched all 9 seasons + the 2 seasons of The Colbys and The Reunion 😉

[@magkatcar]

I was around for the actual airing. This is my all time favorite television show. I was obsessed with this show back then! Glad you've gotten to watch it 🙂

[@awm8221]

I found the Reunion 1991 terrible. Bad budget, bad script. It was not the cast's fault

[@hyper9984]

@@awm8221 Yes, it was terrible (HORRIBLE), but whatever, I guess they needed to end the story somehow.

[@awm8221]

@@hyper9984 Yes, they needed to wind up some storylines. I recall that the original Steven returned (Al Corey) which made no sense.

[@hyper9984]

@@awm8221 Not only that, they regressed all their character arcs back to what they used to be in previous seasons. Steven is still acting like Blake is a homophobic bastard, Fallon and Miles got back together which made ABSOLUTELY no sense at all considering everything that happened during The Colbys (although I gotta admit it was nice having Miles back). No mention of Dex (apart from that weird lady that said he was injured when he fell) or Dominique. Quite disappointing.

[@TheEwing69]

Actually Alexis didn’t give orders to Krystle’s staff, she just stated how she loved caviar. 😊

[@strikeleather6503]

"Jeanette? Is this watercress? It should have been caviare" LOL!!!

[@LadyB_20]

The fashions are exquisite

[@Beautifulmusiclistnr]

Both Krystle and Alexis look beautiful and the table at .34 looks fantastic!

[@augustgirl]

What the heck happened? I was too enthralled in Alexis' dress. I love floral.

[@brianorser1158]

I think Alexis looks great 🤩 in her party dress.

[@pollyannaprinciple5860]

"You act as though you are the only woman in the world to get pregnant, and the only one to have ever lost a child." Dang!

[@awm8221]

Yet for many women, it is impossible to fall pregnant.

[@newtonduck1]

Caviar is completely appropriate for Little Blake's birthday.

[@EuroForUkraine]

People are always telling how amazing Dynasty was when Alexis was around and how she always had the best lines etc etc ...yet no one ever thank the people who actually WROTE those lines and "put those words in Alexis' mouth". In every reunion or whatever there are the same actors and no writers. That is wrong.

[@phoenixnyc]

And it showed very badly when the writing took a turn for the worse in the 6th and 7th seasons.

[@DeepikaGinger]

Why would she tell Alexis that she is pregnant when she made her lose her last baby?

[@WedrownyGrajek]

It probably was that way in the script

[@QueenAlexis556]

She came to her senses and decided to not go horseback riding while pregnant again LoL!

[@ClarenceFisher]

@@QueenAlexis556 All Alexis has to do is wait until Krystle's at the top of the steps and yell "BOO!" and watch her go flying.

[@romanseano]

Why not?

[@DeepikaGinger]

@@romanseano She did orchestrate her last miscarriage through very sly means

[@tripplex162]

“Even worms procreate” hahahaha Alexis wins the award for zingers.

[@joelsmith6641]

Interesting how Alexis let it slip she had four children, then corrected herself.. especially since this is before it was discovered that after Blake kicked Alexis out of the house and divorced her, she was carrying her fourth child Amanda but kept her birth hidden from Blake. I'm surprised they didn't try to imply that Amanda might have been Roger Grimes, whom Alexis was having the affair with when Blake separated from her. That might have made for an interesting storyline

[@dammar117]

They were preparing to write this into the future. Maybe they didn't have Amanda specifically in mind, but they were anticipating the story line about a fourth child. Very clever to insinuate it ahead of time.

[@nyc78]

So shady! 😂

[@somewereinwisconsin]

I LOVE that cake!!

[@WikeddTung]

For the life of me I'll never understand white sheer stockings.

[@jasminecrawford1683]

Hideous, no one on earth can pull them off.

[@ashsqx3246]

Only for tacky porn

[@destineydevereux4722]

Yu don't have to!!

[@peadar-o]

1980’s fashion, dear.

[@skaterboy-cz9wj]

The nerve, the Crime.white sheer stockings and not worn with Laboutins or Choos. The sure audacity of the nouveau riche.

[@rellenoz]

That cake looks sketchy AF LOL

[@larrycj4382]

The lettering is horrible!

[@livingintorontorealestate]

" .. not that's it's all that special. Even worms can procreate!" LOL

[@toyamosley1955]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@skaterboy-cz9wj]

@Flenif2247 Or forced her to eat watercress sandwiches and burnt champagne!

[@danivarius]

Can’t work out whether these were sound stages by this point or still scenes shot in the filoli mansion 🤔😊

[@ApolosaCakau]

Oh the shade of it all, Alexis the queen of shade

[@brianalejandro5746]

She said "pregnant" with such disdain...."even worms can procreate"

[@marvinnewbill6470]

That was the show

[@jluna11]

Gerard, ask Helen to burn the champagne for our guest.

[@otreborfashionscene5986]

Looks like a nice party, all I am invited to are tortilla chips and salsa parties! 😥

[@naobe5]

😂😂😂😂

[@mJoN3s-w6l]

Joan has grace. She is grace. Just like jackie onanissississ.

[@davidfischer6923]

Linda Evans was beautiful

[@beltkisssanborn2440]

The shade

[@SharonHoyne]

Turned out 4th child is Amanda that came on the next season

[@user-mj8nf2vp7q]

I've heard of flowery spring-time frocks, but let's be reasonable.

[@lenevee4925]

Krystle and Dominique did not play with Alexis.

[@Stevebaby123]

When you have had a dozen. I mean three…. Yeh, that’s it three.

[@lorealdrayton6164]

Wicked.

[@georgettegreen3312]

Gotta love alexis the life of the rich fancy food at a child b-day party❤

[@wolacco]

Alexis’ slip of tongue regarding the number of births she gave was an early indication that her 4th child (Amanda) was soon to arrive in everyone’s lives.

[@rick0e295]

Happy PRIDE 2023 🏳️‍🌈 . DYNASTY remains my all time favorite prime time Soap. Though Steven was Gay and struggling, he finally found acceptance from family. God, how we need DYNASTY now. BIG hugs to ALL! 🎉 😎

[@shacks29]

Wonder if 1:43 was in the script or if that was all Joan lol

[@lol365]

The LA Times and Dynasty's director said this about Joan and props: "Collins uncomplainingly repeated the scene over and over, demonstrating a rare ability (among TV stars) to match prop movements with lines (making editing easier). Moore said after Take 10: 'She’s no ordinary TV actress; she never missed it in 10 times. She gets every prop perfect!'"

[@oklahomorose]

Nolan Miller was having a bad day when he put those hideous outfits on Joan and Linda in this scene.

[@Charlottemadeleinec]

+OKHomoRose So true. Some of his costumes are still tremendous though.

[@thekingofmoney2000]

+OKHomoRose I think they look gorgeous...

[@roberta.lofgrenjr.7485]

Linda Evans was a knockout. I thought the outfits were awesome like all their Dynasty clothes.

[@oklahomorose]

+Robert A. Lofgren Jr. The baby blue of Linda's dress is a good color for her but the silhouette of the dress is shapeless and unflattering. That floral horror on Joan doesn't do much for her figure either and it's just plain fugly.

[@jonathanwashington6083]

OKHomoRose Well she's SUPPOSE to be pregnant at this point

[@MrCraigblaze]

Did she really No she had 4. Amanda !! Thanks for the Upload 👍 !! XD

[@awm8221]

Amanda ruined the show

[@BlackWolf6420]

Let me decrypted for you! 🤣🤣🤣

[@Yesitisbrett]

Honestly Alexis looks out of character in garden party attire 😂

[@fad8111]

How i love Alexis!

[@mahuikaanderson4049]

Dame Alexis!

[@freebrook]

I want Alexis's hat

[@voldeficient]

Did I say 4, I ment 5 But that story is for another time !!

[@rossross6918]

It’s only 4 Amanda Steven Adam and Fallon right ?

[@tanedasmith9370]

Love Dynasty and these two.. I’m trying to figure out, did anyone where a bra on this show😂😂😂because these ladies are truly making me want to let my twin runs free... 👍🏾😂😂😂I’m just saying...if they can do it, I can do it tooo.

[@nadanalia3000]

Alexis really lacked class that’s for sure

[@eddpower5425]

Skitting 😂

[@djcooki320]

I love Joan Collins since my earliest youth! She's the sexiest actress of all time❣️ 😍👡💕 A rain of 💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋 from Bergisch Gladbach, Germany!

[@AndyBluebear-fi9om]

Hilarious how Alexis asks for caviar hors d'oeuvres but then only takes one bite lol I'm surprised she didn't ask Gerard to leave the tray with her...

[@DeepScreenAnalysis]

Gay men are Team Alexis, straight women are Team Krystle.

[@Jakegothicsnake]

Then what kind of men are team Sable?

[@DeepScreenAnalysis]

Sable has a more diverse fanbase.

[@bette1908]

Messylin I'm a gay man, & frankly Alexis got on my nerves. I liked Krystle.

[@toyamosley1955]

I'm straight woman honey and I'm team Alexis all day 😂😂😂😂

[@flilguy]

I loved Alexis until she caused Krystle's miscarriage.

[@DaveyC95]

Alexis looks revolting in that hat and dress. Hyacinth Bucket springs to mind

[@canasta59]

"Even worms can procreate!"

[@PrinxPerry]

Yes because of course there was caviar just lying around waiting to be served. No special trip to the store needed

[@matta8931]

Alexis could not have missed Krystal coming in the room, with those eyes she probably has 360 peripheral vision, and she still threw shade lol!

[@marcosjuarez7809]

No wonder why Alexis Carrington Colby is so wickedly antagonistic.

[@canasta59]

Because it's fun.

[@jrmetmoi]

God I still wish I were Alexis though....

[@karenconyers8531]

Wheres the hot dogs, chips. And sodas for the kids birthday party?

[@lissarma7838]

❤❤❤

[@SuperBikeRacer7]

Joan made this show!

[@naobe5]

What does Alexis say about the champagne making her says 4 instead of 3 children?

[@awm8221]

That she shouldn't gulp get champagne. As we all know now, the slip of the tongue saying 4 children was to prepare us for Adams arrival. I didn't enjoy Adam or Amanda coming into the show but that's what Soaps do. Bring back long lost siblings.

[@jonathanwashington6083]

By the way, up until this point (even throughout this season) Alexis only referred to having 3 children (just like until the end of the 2nd season, they only had 2 kids)

[@janwahcaban2022]

Jonathan Washington they had adam fallon steven and then amanda

[@melanier7309]

Linda Evans' hair texture was so different when she was on The Big Valley. On Dallas itvlooked dry, rough and over processed. It almost looked like a wig.

[@stevie68a]

It is a wig. Actresses wear wigs because they won't have to wear curlers for hours. When the weather is humid, their hair droops. When they shoot a. scene over a couple of days the hair has to match. Linda and Joan wear wigs throughout the series. John seems to wear a toupee also.

[@shaunlowekey4525]

My My how they can read each other and the shade that they all have, loving it though, lol

[@jasminecrawford42]

This show is like the intro course to Shade, so damn witty and extra yet classy 🤣.

[@avrilashley2686]

She wants to tell Krystle she has more excellent taste than hers...haha

[@lisalund2708]

What is Krystal wearing anyway? She looks hideous.

[@oklahomorose]

Lisa Lund The color was very good for Linda Evans but it just hangs on her like a bag.

[@dannycarrington1601]

It's called a chemise, it's not intended to be form-fitting. Many top designers featured similar silhouettes at this time.

[@WedrownyGrajek]

Krystle looks hideous?! Better take a closer look at Alexis wearing kitchen drapes!

[@sunspot42]

Wedrowny GrajeK Exactly. This is one of the few times where Krystal completely outdressed Alexis.

[@MegaStig25]

Maternity wear in Denver

[@alexissmet4532]

ALEXIS MY FAVORITE ACTRESS

[@treasalynam8940]

i can never tell which one is more gorgeous looking.... they like barbies... barbie vs teresa

[@garymattscheck9066]

Hee hee!

[@lindakristinekjrlibraten5759]

4 was correct. She revealed herself there!

[@robyortichella7412]

Alexis go around dressed like a Little bo Peep😝

[@DeepikaGinger]

Caviar for a baby’s birthday?

[@karenconyers8531]

Right? Where are the hot dogs and cheetos

[@canasta59]

But of course. Were you raised in a barn with a revolving door?

[@daniellevinson6975]

🤔🤔If Carole Jackson [I.E. the author of Color Me Beautiful] had scrutinitzed Akexis and Krystle, I wonder how she would have labelled their *usual* wardrobes?

[@daniellevinson6975]

Would Alexis be a hybrid of: 1) the "dramatic" and "romantic" styles? 2) "dramatic" and "classic"? 3) "dramatic" and "gamine"??

[@daniellevinson6975]

Would Krystle synthesize the "romantic" style with the "classic" style? "natural"? "gamine"??

[@erikandrus4387]

And was Alexis a 'winter' and Krystle a 'summer'?

[@skaterboy-cz9wj]

@@erikandrus4387 Well if that were the case Krystal was all wrong that is a pretty cool shade of blue.

[@gregoryjones9546]

Krystle SCOPED OUT Alexis Slip Up,She Knew Alexis Was LYING,That Was Just Before Amanda Came On,Alexis Had Kept Amanda Secret From Blake After The Divorce,I Know She Was Vengeful,But Keeping His Daughter From Him Was Downright Bad,Cruel WRONG!!!

[@brittaniharold1880]

Krystle was in over her head as a Society wife.I pictured her married to a professor more than Blake.

[@dannij7081]

Miss. Collins dress 👗.

[@diversalinvestmentsllc5244]

Unbelievable how Alexis can turn around and make her look like the victime; and also by covering up Amanda's bjrth too. Slick and sly she was and still portrays the jealousy evil vixen.

[@CaptainSpalding72]

She did lose a child. ADAM.

[@hugoboss5895]

You can see why gay men loved this fairytale. Those dresses and my god that shade.

[@P4uLy-u4w]

There is nothing like a British shade

[@Chickadee_]

Pregnant. How old were these women supposed to be?🧐

[@KJTV67]

Krystle plays a good hand of spit in the ocean poker here!

[@moondoggy02116]

This was one aspect of the show I didn’t care for. “Did I say three?” Enter long lost Adam. (At least he was hot!) “Did I say four?” Enter annoying Amanda. I never liked Sandra Huxtable either.