5 ‘Dumb’ Shoplifters Caught Stuffing Their Pants with Stolen Goods

[@LawAndCrime]

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[@melodyjanes9141]

@@LawAndCrime the gerbils need to call Morgan and Morgan

[@jpmnky]

Love how they were immediately concerned with those steaks being a biohazard.

[@pamelalandis4627]

Right! PLEASE don't put that meat back in the case. Gross.

[@SuzieQGirl]

Let staff members take it to a shelter. The dogs would love a bbq night.

[@darienmonomer]

"you were packing some serious meat down there" is a joke to be proud of.

[@BQ00099]

😂😂😂

[@BQ00099]

Didn't she say she was defrosting it?

[@joesmith-em2cd]

😂😂😂😂

[@micahrichards4787]

😅😅😅😅

[@marc6919]

If you’re a man, I guess

[@TaliaBSJ]

Packing meat… fish pants… multiple gerbils recovered… this was quite the episode. 😂

[@dxublexxsplicitxxsplicit4943]

Mr pancake

[@fnvfan0145]

And the adult toy that was turned on, don't forget that. My guess is he was turning himself on 😅

[@PuffinSmurf]

And the vibrator lmaooo

[@Mrs.Whitaker19]

The LEO said “all you gotta do is take a shower, get dressed and go to work.😂😂😂

[@timkelly6985]

Straight-up.

[@kes9612]

I about lost it when he said that!!!😂 it was funny af but also the solid truth because I know addicts, functioning ones, whom work like dogs on the daily!!! Sadly people like HER are a lost cause; what I coin "lost in the sauce" . When you lose sight of real life and can't provide for yourself, your drug of choice has officially overcome you!

[@Birdie.922]

Please don’t put those steaks back out for sale. There is no telling what diseases that woman has.

[@Reaches4Grapes]

Marinated in crack sauce.

[@TheTuffOnes]

​@@Reaches4Grapes 🤮

[@LxrdKhuFu]

ROTF 💀💀💀💀💀

[@nojuanatall3281]

Looka like a man

[@hubbahubba502]

“Gamey”

[@likemeordont5951]

Take a Shower, Get Dressed, GoTo Work!

[@sunny-mysticc]

"multiple gerbils recovered" is crazy

[@blistoh]

gta vi - mission cop"multiple gerbils recovered"

[@LxrdKhuFu]

ROTF 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@DLHarv]

“A gerbil mam. The state doesn’t cover medical costs deemed criminal. We will need an insurance number” (Ralph Cifferetto The sopranos) 🤣🤣💨❄️🤣🤣🍺

[@sandyt59]

Gerbils SMH 🤷‍♀️

[@xXKisskerXx]

'copy that, multiple gerbils in his pants"

[@maryarrington7307]

Poor, traumatized gerbils! They're going back to the pet store and telling their friends, 'I've seen things, man, that you don't ever want to see!' 😣😂

[@bigbob16]

🤣😂🤣😂

[@ApolloFreya]

The guy in parking lot with the butt vibrater was buzzing away there until the cops arrived😂😂😂

[@llong2283162]

The lady in the first case... SO YOUR HUSBAND WAS SEEING A PROSTITUTE AND HE'S GOT A DRUG PROBLEM AND YOU'VE BEEN TOGETHER FOR 19 YEARS??? What are you thinking, why are you with this guy??

[@timkelly6985]

She must have zero self-esteem. 😢

[@The_other_Jen]

Sometimes people think their partner will change but that’s rare. Also people love someone so much they just feel they can’t leave the person or that they can’t do better. As the person above said, it’s self esteem or insecurity.

[@janina8559]

But she thinks he may have mental issues 😂

[@mythoughtsandme5413]

Well just look at her​@@timkelly6985

[@fightingtosurvive6527]

Look at her.

[@matthewshaffer9427]

That cop said 'if you want help, get up, take a shower and GO TO WORK.'......People make life so much harder than necessary.....

[@ssshawn0007]

Steaks in the pants is crazy but this is the first time I have ever seen the police call security. Usually security is the ones calling the police. Crazy world.

[@tiffanymarie9750]

Gotta find out what their loss prevention policies are and probably whether they want to trespass her ...

[@StainderFin]

they cant put steak back on shelfs?

[@colleenpiechowski8511]

After the toy fell out, I would have used double gloves.

[@sandralogan4036]

People like this are the reason store shelves are under lock and key making it difficult to shop without waiting for it to be opened

[@victoryphxaz1]

You forgot to mention that they take it up front, and you need to tell them when checking out the items they are holding for you.

[@sandralogan4036]

@ that too

[@dissraps]

No way thieves are the reason for security?!!?? That's crazy I thought it was aliens Do you have any other super useful information????

[@joehubbard-bz2sd]

It's insane how people go from normal to how Erica is... Actually believes an educated person is going to believe that stuffing packs of steak down her pants is normal routine in shopping? Sad asf.

[@KaylaGill-en8gf]

"THATS HOW I SHOP!!!"

[@chrissieroxba2949]

Don’t do drugs, kids…

[@it5J33zy]

I’ve watched an unhealthy amount of these videos and that first one with the steaks is top 5 funniest 😂😂😂😂😂

[@toysbystarlite05]

😂

[@CV-2411]

Wonder who ate those meats!! 😮

[@sylviathompson100]

@@CV-2411 oh I don’t even wanna think about it, whoever ate the meat I feel sorry for them.

[@Strawberries0000]

14:26 Not The Incinerator That Cop Is Hilarious 🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 She Looking At Him Like Dude Really WTH !!

[@StainderFin]

he even says its not still guaranteed XD

[@emmagatewood3898]

"Multiple gerbils recovered!" Well, you don't hear that in many bodycam videos 😅

[@THE_POWER_OF_THE_DOLLA]

The case of the pet store break in, those cops had me buckled, as soon as the one cop put it across the airwaves allowing all his mates to hear it was fkn priceless 😂😂😂😂

[@kwntedits199]

Getting a description of a women who committed a crime just to find a different but similar looking women who also committed a crime

[@buzzkillnten1746]

He stole for the halibut.. 😂

[@sharonmartin4036]

Soooo punny! LOL.

[@shauncurtis1847]

the person that buys the discount steaks later not realizing why on discount 🤢🤮

[@SsdBlig]

The store is required by law to now label it "DEFINITELY NOT ORGANIC... AND DON'T ASK"

[@LindaZeno]

​@@SsdBlig😂😂😂

[@Queenmayhem_0717]

This is diabolical 😂 the vibrator in the pocket took me out

[@ApolloFreya]

It wasn’t in his pocket it fell out off his pants lol

[@chrissieroxba2949]

Don’t forget his pants were also not buttoned or zipped! 🤔

[@RomeyTate]

That’s crazy how the first girl wasn’t the girl that had the phone but also messed with the guy whose in jail lol

[@fayezentner2244]

That was her husband in jail

[@RomeyTate]

@ I’m not talking about the heavy set woman, I’m talking about the one that stuffed all the meat in her pants lol. She wasn’t the girl that had the phone (the one the wife sent the police in to get) but she just so happened to also mess with the woman’s husband

[@jykirachanelle2599]

PANCAKE sleep on a bench after a night of crime is hilarious🤣🤣🤣

[@jamesdarby6636]

They probably marked them steaks down 20% off because of the smell 😂

[@SlapthePissouttayew]

🤮👍

[@zaq1337]

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

[@VirginiaSuarez-j5x]

😂😂🤮🤮🤮🤮

[@Jim-u5w6o]

They now smell like fish, taste like chicken. Both come with cream cheese.

[@chrissieroxba2949]

Cross-contaminated with some fish! 😂

[@dingusgoober]

Gerbil theft is crazy

[@ElizaSimmer]

lol not the gerbil guy 😂😂

[@veevee7317]

Publix needs better surveillance cameras and better TVs to view it.

[@b.hepworth3669]

Thank you for all you do to keep us safe! I couldn't quite believe the last few words of this video, all charges were dropped? All that you guys are doing is so important and really appreciated by most! Thank you

[@rhondaalbrecht]

I'd say because it was a mental health issue. Notice that the perp was in a 'furry' suit? In his mind, he was rescuing other 'furries'.

[@jl43usa15]

The pet store incident. I bet you guys never heard the end of that one during roll call lol

[@christinajames8882]

The gerbil cops are hilarious, making fun of the ugg boots, sayin he has a gerbil in his butt. “IN THE NAME OF THE LAW, PANCAKE!” 😭

[@diesal_one]

"Multiple gerbils recovered." 😂😭

[@LxrdKhuFu]

I just can't belive it rotf 💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@SuperElchuy1]

I tought he said Animal Abuse because the guy was wearing a leopard pajamas lol

[@DonnellOkafor-r2d]

That makes zero sense

[@fightingtosurvive6527]

54:00 - those are probably puppy mill dogs. I didn't know they still had pet stores like that. That's terrible. Those poor dogs got to sit in a small cage all day all night.

[@RedRum.]

As a retail worker it's hilarious hearing the excuses they come up with while being dragged away by police. Keep it up! highlight of my days 😂

[@TheBmco99]

Lmao a fish in her pants 😂😂😂😂

[@premier69]

that would explain the smell

[@TheBmco99]

@ lol👊🏻🤣🤣

[@moeuthmoth1796]

To have to tell a human “for your safety do you have any gerbils in you” is crazy. But im sure the er nurses have crazier stories.

[@melodyjanes9141]

Lol the cop said I throw those steaks in the incinerator and even then I would not eat them 😂

[@beng4647]

This makes me hate society so much.

[@sopi4]

You are part of it

[@zaq1337]

We in 🤡🌎 boi

[@beng4647]

@@sopi4 Im from another planet. You earthlings are weird

[@TheFULLMETALCHEF]

No one has mentioned the dude buzzing off in the parking lot

[@TheTuesday11]

What about the officer who had to be told step by step what to do. Stand here, get your gun out😅 etc. That was pathetic

[@tragicmontana202]

@@TheTuesday11I was lookin for a comment like this 😂 His tone was crazy

[@kat458]

@@TheTuesday11 ya and if you look at his shirt it says sheriff! He doesn’t seem to know what he is doing having the other officers tell him how to do his job… how embarrassing.

[@TheTuesday11]

@ and DANGEROUS! When the LEO told him get your gun up, it’s a felony stop, I thought I’d be saying. “Put your gun away, I got lethal. It was shocking how he knew nothing

[@roses9339]

Why dobthe judges dismiss these cases, they are caught red handed.

[@TaliaBSJ]

Soft-on-crime prosecutors.

[@amethystsavage4018]

Wait the last guy’s name really was Pancake??!! I thought those cops were just making fun of him 😂

[@Meditatienl]

Lol a comb in her hair 😂

[@jazzymoon8272]

So I worked Loss Prevention when I was pregnant when I was 23 at HEB, Texas' grocery stores. That was probably the funniest job ever. There was a missionary place right next to the store, so there was a lot of homeless people that came in all the time. I have seen them stuff meat, fresh fish, vegetables and anything else in their pants. The funniest was when a man stuffed an entire tent down his pants & i had already observed him conceal so i was going to make the stop and i couldnt stop laughing 😂😂 He was trying to act normal but couldnt bend his leg, i was cracking up and finally he gave in and gave it up. 🤦🏻‍♀️ Another time i was already maybe 7 or 8 months & i knew this guy was going to grab and dash some come meds cause of the way he was acting and sure enough he grabbed a whole bunch and took off running. My boss and coworkers kept reminding the footage and playing it at 2x speed so they could see me waddle to tell him to stop then waddle after him outside while i yelled "I'm not gonna chase you!" 🤣🤣 Jerks, lol but it was funny cause that guy ran like lightning from a huge pregnant chick lol

[@drewg7441]

Soooo did they ever find Dee?

[@keyariikenon583]

I'm sorry but the cops had me on the floor laughing about the gerbals😂😂

[@arizonausa1664]

I died too 🤪!!

[@keyariikenon583]

@@arizonausa1664 😂😂😂😂

[@halosydney]

The incinerator comment was so uncalled for 🤣

[@Queenmayhem_0717]

😂😂😂😂lol they roasted her

[@amethystsavage4018]

Those poor gerbils 😔

[@Bill_Woo]

After striking out on the "stolen" phone, why didn't she re-enable the phone and track it for the officers? Not manpower, because one could stay with the scuzbucket, and the other could see where the phone is. Because there's a receiver of stolen property possibly still there inside or on nearby premises! (OR... in a trashcan, but at least victim could recover it)

[@frigid4real]

Police work in twos. They don't split up. We have no idea what happened with that investigation.

[@Bill_Woo]

Gosh I'm glad I have the Internet to absorb such matter-of-fact intelligent explanations. /sarc off Gosh I'm glad I have the Internet to marvel at self-stroking expert-behaving pontificators' ridiculous blather. /sarc on

[@Somethingsaboutmary]

Shouldve checked the cracker box for the phone she was awful quick to grab it.

[@jenniferthacker4231]

I feel so bad for the animals at the pet store! First, because they are being sold and second because they've been let loose in the cold weather! Those birds aren't going to survive...😭😭😭

[@timkelly6985]

PETA is a terrorist organization. This is a fact.

[@frigid4real]

It was July. There wasn't cold weather in July.

[@sharonmartin4036]

How the hay do you think animals survive in the wild all year round? Geez!

[@dissraps]

@@sharonmartin4036 .....most birds don't stay in cold weather it's called migration. Animals raised as pets also don't survive in the wild they'll be killed almost immediately.

[@helenabrus191]

Publix fish incident; giggling when officer radios that lady put fish in her pants; not a great smell.

[@deborahapostolou8078]

You know that those steaks are going right back on the shelf. I don't think they're even going to repackage them. Gross!

[@Kimberly-c8r]

The crime is the $43 fish.😂

[@sdmsdm7926]

poor little animals have to be victims of this sicko's disgusting crime! Damn Petland better yet some real security doors!

[@kjbroo838]

How does that comb not go flying out of her hair?

[@Bill_Woo]

Tenacious lice and ticks?

[@AsmodeusMictian]

The issue, you see, isn't getting the come NOT to fly out. The issue is getting the comb out at all. That's as far as she's been able to get and she likely refuses to cut her hair.... >_>

[@HomoHabilis123]

lol they redacted the social security number like anyone would ever want it. 😆

[@DollishDes]

😂😂😂

[@timkelly6985]

West Africans are desperate for an SS#

[@zaq1337]

aren’t they crossing the borders for one

[@LakotaBear47]

As you watch these folks steal food, please remember to thank the Great Spirit that YOU don’t have to steal food. Stealing is wrong but also sad in a lot of cases.

[@Bongofurry]

Great spirit ?

[@CreatorArchive]

Cultist

[@DonnellOkafor-r2d]

😂😂😂 lm not native and l don't believe in a great spirit

[@LakotaBear47]

@ that is fine, just be happy to yourself then.

[@LakotaBear47]

@ I do not understand your comment other than to think you are cutting me down for some reason.

[@thetahreaper]

"Amber? I know Amber." Every single statement these people make is embarrassing and they dont even realize it. The fact she KNOWS the female cop as if this sort of thing happens all the time is ridiculous. I am proud to say i have no idea who my local cops are and i would like to keep it this way. The same with the people who advertise their EBT card like it's totally normal to have one of those. Here's a clue to people doing that. People look at you different when you're mooching off of them so try not to advertise you can't support yourself.

[@garybonz]

@ 18-ish minutes, if this freak is illegal, he NEEDS to be thrown back.

[@frigid4real]

He's not. Nice try though

[@bonny9680]

Pretty sure "suspect has multiple gerbils in his pants" is not a sentence heard often 🤣😂🤣

[@frigid4real]

9:16 the security guard needs to lose his job. He's not even paying any attention to what's going on at the store.

[@lj1906]

No excuse but he seems to be very new to this type of job.

[@GBF_89]

Loss prevention are usually the ones that do the investigation on shoplifters, security are there for the presence to deter that kind of behavior.

[@gavpeck9979]

The Second Video that Copper was so rude to the other Officer and Smacking him on the back and telling him what to do 🤬😡 Thinking his better than the officer

[@shawnmaria9064]

I’m pretty sure the Spanish speaking cop was in training. Why else would the cop with the bodycam tell him to keep his gun up on a possible felony stop unless he was new on the job.

[@gavpeck9979]

@shawnmaria9064 I don't care if the Spanish guy was on training or new you don't talk to him like he was?

[@sandyt59]

He didn't want the Spanish speaking cop to be killed. He said once to move behind the car and instead he moved forward. He didn't not want to have his coworker to be killed on his watch.

[@frigid4real]

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who felt that way.

[@connierobinson3394]

I agree, I felt he was being rude as well. I was upset for the Spanish speaking officer

[@HYEpower]

When those cops left, these steaks went right back on Self

[@janedoe8566]

“You got crack pipes fallin out all over the place” lmfao

[@Charlie-xm6dg]

Some people will do anything for attention 😊

[@janina8559]

No Gerbils were harmed in the making of this video 😂😂😂

[@melodyjanes9141]

Not so sure about thAt

[@janina8559]

@ 🤣 yeah I am sure they were traumatized you have a great point. Actually I was so scared they smashed one when they body slammed him with those little guys in his furry costume.

[@sylvielaw8494]

So the Spanish cop doesn't seem like he knows what he's doing the other cop keeps directing him lol

[@MartySlaughter]

The security guard is USELESS!

[@donnafuller3029]

Holy crap, the first woman stealing the steak, yikes!!! Wtf 😮

[@MechArenaEno]

I really can’t stand an actual thief. Such is life.

[@premier69]

then you shouldnt vote

[@MechArenaEno]

@ OK, that doesn’t make any sense but OK. 👌

[@premier69]

@@MechArenaEno politicians are crooks

[@daniellelopez3342]

​@@MechArenaEnoYes it does. Believe he's talking about all politicians.

[@kimballbenson8116]

Cop: "What's your name?"...'Hut'..........:Jabba, The Hut'.

[@guywilliams6569]

Wow.. that second cop was TERRIBLE!!!

[@francesmcstay]

Barney Fife looking rough.

[@YvonneNonYa]

Mr. Pancake got yanked and flipped like a pancake, lol. Gerbils in his pants whats going on.

[@emilyashley7507]

😅😂🤣😂

[@abeezysportsxentertainment]

2nd person was about to go to a Diddy party.

[@Swellington_]

Mr Pancakes? 😂 😂

[@coravidae9479]

the dude with the batman-ish voice saying 'Where are the gerbils >:(" had me losing it

[@FreedomfromFeminism]

"Do you have anything that's going to poke me?" "Bzzz".

[@nittybrim7142]

Usual suspects nothing too see here

[@Ccamero123]

😂

[@TheAbrantino]

I admit when i was young i stole a thing or two back in the 90,s most places here in Portugal didn't even have cameras but of course im 44 now and i know its rong, im amazed how adult people aren't just afraid of getting caught go to all the embarrassment and problems its just crazy maybe most are so high they don't even think about it but in my country a pack of cigarettes are about the same price of a thing with meat if you are hungry

[@JeepsRtheDevil]

Those steaks are gonna come with crabs 🦀 🤢 And why are they calling him Mr. Pancake...did I miss something 🤔

[@LindaZeno]

Surf 'n turf. Lol

[@bossylady80]

​@@LindaZeno😂😂😂 You beat me to it!! 😂😂😂😂

[@Rimrock300]

What that you got in your pants..are those steaks..? Are you stealing steaks..? No no no, I do not steal, I like to keep cooled, I do it all the time' That steak lady is quite a character lol

[@thetahreaper]

Get em Po Po

[@jeremyblandford7669]

Steak down the pants made me hungry, had to go purchase some Sirloin immediately 😂

[@llong2283162]

LMFAO

[@Nathan-ht9sc]

Leave the cattle alone

[@seansparks2803]

I hope you didn't purchase them from Erica 😂

[@jeremyblandford7669]

@seansparks2803 thankfully not, probs be a bit warm and stinky by the time they got here. And, she just doesn't look very trustworthy ..

[@SaltyBuzzard]

Comb in the hair for the lice itch??

[@speakthetruth110]

Shock and Awe @ 1:04:18 Nice work guys !

[@JW-1089]

Multiple gerbils recovered😂😂😂 The "women" putting frozen foods in their pants😂😂😂

[@VanityFairism]

Gerbils for evidence. 🤣

[@Ccamero123]

Oh the jokes I could say about hiding Red Snapper down your pants.😅😅

[@cannibalcupcake2.0]

To be fair, grocery prices are outrageous. Sorta feel like they’re stealing from us.

[@jaggerwan7459]

Had me at the steak in the pants, lost me at the gerbils in the pants, i'll exit stage left

[@AnotherOpinionatedIdiot]

I would be so embarrassed to call the cops for help getting the phone that my drug addicted husband gave to his prostitute. I hope that woman gets some self-esteem.

[@stonelm191]

*Batman voice* :Where are the gerbles? LOL I'mma be crying for days!

[@gungaldin]

She put fish down her pants? That will make the fish smell.

[@PatriciaCoberly]

"Mister Pancake" 😂

[@TalLeGal]

The officer’s comment “All you have to do is take a shower, get dressed & go to work” is incredibly ignorant & insensitive.

[@tiffanymarie9750]

Won't someone think of the gerbils?! 😱

[@jamesonhills266]

dont steal👎 pay👍

[@carla.p2795]

Are they men or women!?🤔