5 Minute Crafts 1000 Degree Knife!

[@kieradowns6843]

When he said "You made me ink 🥺" I legit started crying.

[@kieradowns6843]

He liked my comment! Brandon I love you so much! 😁❤❤

[@magwheeles2310]

Yep😂😂😂

[@raiinclqud4391]

why?? but aww!

[@boohycheeks]

Awwww 🥺😂

[@orlando6288]

Well, cry.

[@alex8730]

After all Kelly has been through, she is still with us.

[@just4craftsngiggles454]

It would be cool if the real Kelly came and did a video with him

[@tricia4605]

keep going kelly

[@LillyPlayzSims]

@@just4craftsngiggles454 omg imagine that would be sooo cool

[@rainie9801]

I'm surprised she hasn't gotten stains on her

[@cece_cheyanne]

Just imagine he just keeps a whole collection of Kelly's in his closet and that's why she's immortal lol. No one can convince me otherwise.

[@Breannaliscum]

Brandon- * picks up the 8 ball * Are you ok? The 8 ball- * cries* Brandon- Made me ink Me- Dying of laugher

[@itsyourgirlleslie7808]

Sameeeee

[@addisonlewis7936]

I just died of laughter too lmaooo

[@ohimcuriousy3ah]

hotel- trivago

[@hannahleanne7886]

ME TOO OMG SJSNKSEM

[@thatgirl5512]

I was unfortunately doing my eyeliner just at that time... It didn't go so well😅

[@katherine_1101]

“My smoke alarms don’t work, but my neighbors do.” -Brandon 2021

[@Blake_Balls]

1:45 Brandon: “this video’s getting way off topic.” *continues to spend 3 minutes and 5 seconds of playing with a hot knife*

[@tyra_p808]

Favorite parts: “*gasp* Kelly you’re a magician!” & “you made me ink”

[@ryanpolly25]

Bradon: kelly you're a magician! Me: aaaa yep

[@mysterygirl7303]

I like this man

[@lylacriddle1104]

“Kelly will you light this for me” “You’re a magician” ~Brandon Farris 2021~

[@tessntank2019]

T-shirts T-shirts!

[@cheese17740]

*you’re

[@alyssatillman276]

@@cheese17740 that’s how they spelt it

[@capp00]

I'll be honest, I 100% thought Brandon was going to accidentally touch the red-hot knife blade, flinch and fling the knife backwards through a wall. But, cutting through Styrofoam was strangely cathartic.

[@RDR2clips1899]

Capp00

[@savannahwestover2538]

I can definitely see that happening

[@savannahwestover2538]

@Savannah Shults Nice. Spelt the same way too

[@alfredosauce5945]

That was oddly specific

[@eviesparx3283]

I laughed almost as hard reading this as I normally do watching the videos

[@lexiee8788]

can we appreciate the fact that back in november he didnt even have 1 mil he also doesn't ask people to subscribe which is the best part

[@heyy8459]

let’s be honest, brandon never fails to make our day!! doing the craziest things for our entertainment 😂

[@K8_price]

Brandon: *isn't scared of the fact that his smoke alarms don't work, but at the fact his neighbors does*

[@kcmarm]

Your pfp 🤡

[@Viper23106]

@@kcmarm Stfu😃

[@bruhgirldenise5310]

Love your pfp🥰

[@tapytape]

“Your telling that if I were in a forest somewhere I still wouldn’t be able to start a fire” Kelly:Well Brandon you tried burning a napkin for money as I mean anything is possible

[@bofurthedwarf]

Blow torches a knife “Now that’s a knoife.”

[@axth3rr]

First reply

[@dgman082formal4]

@@axth3rr no one cares

[@elizabethlooney822]

Lol

[@genahardy9397]

@@dgman082formal4 ikr

[@_why_am_i_here_3735]

he went australian for a sec XD

[@jaaden3511]

I was crying all night so I came to your channel never cease to make me smile. ☺

[@itZa_Luna]

I died while he just heat up the knife and just cooked the grill cheese sandwich

[@spacerthenerd]

Alternate title: Stabbing everything with a hot knife until my neighbour’s smoke alarms go off

[@marissav6108]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@spacerthenerd]

@@marissav6108 😂

[@LindaMcQu]

AKA: Hot knife ASMR 😄😄😄

[@isabellahowat3857]

Brandon: “how do you like your dinosaur?” Me: “extinct”

[@ForgetfulSparrow]

After just watching a Jurassic park/world marathon.... I couldn’t agree more

[@amberstewart4989]

XD

[@jessiemcdonald2457]

It was a good joke… a great joke really,

[@mrcheshire104]

“Don’t play with matches” Brandon: Sorry I can’t hear you I’m blind

[@lilraet6751]

“I’m blind “ loool

[@Rocky-bl3jh]

Brandon makes my day everyday i watch one of his vids:) Most of the things he does really shows his inner child and how fun he is

[@skelli49]

For what it's worth, my 4 and 6 year olds were absolutely fooled by your magic 😁

[@MotherFlameyt]

“I’m sorry, my knifes on fire?” We need a teeshirts.

[@winterwithawhyknudsen5166]

you mean T-Shirts

[@MotherFlameyt]

@@winterwithawhyknudsen5166 yes

[@lemons8071]

"You made me ink"😂 Bonus points to everyone who gets the reference

[@pukimon6705]

I just watched the movie yesterday xd

[@sarahvanrooyen7280]

Lol

[@sarahvanrooyen7280]

That movie was intersting

[@corrinenicole4995]

That little squid or octopus whatever it is, is so cute.

[@Sad_Rats]

That was a really good movie.

[@trusfrated4645]

The fact that he can even burn his home for entertaining us

[@TheFoodith]

I know

[@trusfrated4645]

@@TheFoodith :)

[@Bitmap711]

What

[@trusfrated4645]

@@Bitmap711 yes

[@miniburns8853]

105 likes in 12 mins.. bitch wha?

[@animationtimez.5217]

4:25 That jump tho XD

[@confusion.puddle]

I didn't realize that watching someone attempt to light a match would be so entertaining

[@sarahvanrooyen7280]

Me nether

[@zamnelna]

This Aussie enjoyed your, “that’s a knife” reference......then definitely cackled at “you made me ink” 🤣

[@LolLavness]

“Piñata, more like.... burn you will a knife..” **catches fire** “WHOOP WHOOP OOOP!” Yep.. that’s normal 😂

[@sarahvanrooyen7280]

Yep

[@Fdubsdee]

Me to my fiancée: He's gonna set it on fire. Me four seconds later: "Told you."

[@j.j8275]

4:14 The first thing that came to mind was Shawn and Gus suuuuUUUUCK IT 🎶

[@ezyne_official]

This was the most anxiety fuelled video I've seen yet, goes to show how much I would trust Brandon with a hot knife

[@0ldAcNt]

Let's be honest, Brandon never ceases to make our day 😂

[@elliotalegedly]

Very true

[@solar3027]

Ye

[@eastheticflowers1770]

Along with coryxkenshin Just saying

[@jacobmx4578]

Amen

[@Latenightranting]

He does more then make our day you could be depressed for a year and he'll make you happy

[@Megadon7654]

“That’s the coolest thing since sliced brea...” * realization *

[@noquestionsasked.3509]

I don't think anyone can trust Brandon with a knife anymore

[@human8677]

No one should have in the first place

[@brookh1619]

I never did in the first place lol

[@jayf5084]

Could they ever?

[@kelby9040]

yeah i dont think we can

[@ashtonconrad9938]

1:37 DUDE U HAD THE PERFECT CHANCE TO SAY “Kelly, you’re a one-lit-wonder”

[@angelahorrigan8044]

Instead one trick pony lmfao

[@toraphire]

4:19 “Piñata... uh more like- uh... uh... burn you with a knife”

[@destiny5250]

I like how Kelly can light a match but Brandon can’t T-T

[@elliotalegedly]

Yeah And she's just a portrait

[@kelly8298]

@@elliotalegedly no I’m a fully functional human

[@elliotalegedly]

@@kelly8298 0_0 KELLY!?!?!?! I'm so sorry 😞 😢

[@kelly8298]

@@elliotalegedly its ok 👌

[@elliotalegedly]

@@kelly8298 so how's Brandon? Is he good?

[@luna-oo4yf]

a moment of silence for the magic 8 ball... rest in pieces 😞

[@lune4232]

Oh brandon with fire and a knife this should get interesting 😂😂

[@human8677]

It always is

[@sarahvanrooyen7280]

Yeah

[@potatosack9758]

0:17 that is the smartest thing brandon said all year.

[@itswil769]

And then he's back to doing stupid stuff at 0:49

[@adamaddison1657]

Great videos too, "my alarm doesn't work. But my neighbours do" 🤣

[@grandmaashley]

grandma approved

[@trusfrated4645]

Omg u here

[@applesauce8988]

Granny, who gave you the phone?-

[@trusfrated4645]

@@applesauce8988 That's rude

[@ynln]

Hai grandma

[@RatBoyBash]

Grandma Ashley is the cool grandma

[@jay-ki8wf]

“Kelly you’re a magician!!” 😂

[@lilyruth6468]

“Tiger you’re so jumpy” 😂😂 never fails to make me laugh

[@rose12265]

2:00 in and I've had a ball watching this guy play with "broken matches"

[@jcbalbini2075]

Favorite part: Branden: heating up the knife : Clock: beep beep beep: Brandan tries to cut the clock

[@amberm9317]

Every time he post a video I stop what I’m doing and watch it

[@lars427]

Same

[@_Citlalie_]

Same

[@A_Rose_From_Concrete]

Isn't that what we're supposed to do?

[@jamie.lynn004]

_Australian accent_ "Now that's a knoife." 2:58

[@hp2385]

Because in every video brandon messes up his house and everything goes everywhere, i was anxious to know he was playing with fire XD

[@chantepaulsen1939]

I'm so glad Brandon uploads regularly . If he didn't and his videos were this short, I think I'd cry. So many laughs in one video make me exhausted

[@emilyroberts6582]

“You need a pep talk before we go? Hmmmm do it”. That’s what I’m gonna say to myself when my anxiety kicks in 😂😂😂

[@RatBoyBash]

Brandon is out her saying " I have a water with my name!". Just wait will he finds out about Farris Island 🤣

[@winterwithawhyknudsen5166]

faris island? ferris island? farris island?

[@Melchpe]

Sometimes I wonder why your girlfriend trusts you to be home alone-

[@Caitlinismyname]

🤣🤣🤣

[@lukawesker6962]

I think that's why he has this separate apartment, just for his videos lol

[@emmahueber1311]

“You made me iiiink” now that’s the funniest thing since slicing already sliced bread

[@r...9960]

I just noticed that I got to know your channel thanks to YT recommendations... Never have I been so grateful to the YT algorithm like this... Been only watching you videos since I got to know your channel, keep being great keep being awesome ❤️

[@ZackFilbin]

Not gonna lie, I just had one of the worst breakdowns/rages of my life so far. i turned on my laptop looking for something sad to listen to, but i clicked on this instead. Brandon you never fail to make me laugh. this video made my mood so much better. Thank you for doing the things you do :)

[@TheFoodith]

Lesson learned of the day: don't ever use multiple matches for the hack Edit: lol that is what I do with my alarm clock when it goes off, I take a knife and burn it

[@MotherFlameyt]

Lesson of the day #2: don’t put something almost on fire on something that can catch on fire. For example a dinosaur piñata

[@TheFoodith]

@@MotherFlameyt lmao yup

[@meganmursell8930]

My fave KZbinr ❤️

[@huntermoore9664]

Me too

[@autumnwildemere2440]

It's funny how his smoke detector died from all the Google Tanslates 😆😆😆

[@autumnwildemere2440]

@Khairun Nisa no thank you scammer or bot I'd prefer not having you highlighted but I can't turn it off because my phones is dumb but I don't watch that stuff ever I'm asexual panromantic lol😆😆😆

[@LiciaYoung]

@@autumnwildemere2440 I’m trying to get all those deleted for us. 😉 🔧

[@autumnwildemere2440]

@@LiciaYoung lol thanks it was funny though =3

[@Arielle3324]

Brandon’s videos are literally the only thing that has ever made me laugh this hard, this fast. It genuinely hurts to breath because of laughing from these. Thank you so much for making these, normally at the expense of your house’s cleanliness.

[@royalrhino1146]

Just nobody was nervous about the whole video? Brandon, fire, knives, SCREAMING HOT KNIFES. It make tighten my butt. At the end when it was over. I laughed at the jokes but during.... my man...

[@LolLavness]

“What you if toss it against the box? That’s dangerous.” Said the man who is trying to light a match by throwing a separate one directly onto it..

[@Leo-hh3is]

i love the new edits :)))

[@gracejung8661]

I'm serious. HOW THE HECK IS KELLLY AND THE HOUSE STILL STANDING! And Kelly, You look Fabulous and Pristine every day.

[@catsj1767]

We need an update in the real Kelly... still married?? Babies????

[@LiciaYoung]

@@catsj1767 She has a podcast called Sister Acts but isn't really in the public eye.

[@the.only.real.batman]

I get so excited when I see a video from brandon I have not yet watched. It hardly ever happens, but sometimes I find one.

[@jamesgolden5365]

4:25 How we just jumps in with the fire extinguisher leaves me dead 😂😂😂😂

[@__yasmin__9389]

No one Imbrandonfarris: Kelly your a MaGiCiAn Me: *wheezing*😂😂

[@annaafanvit2149]

2:44 the little smirk

[@nothingyet7253]

Best part of my week when he post

[@agirlwithherpaints]

"My toes are numb with excitement.. or poor blood flow" idk why this made me laugh so hard😂💀

[@cozydriftasmr5849]

"you made me ink!" I would like to give the award to weirdest and funniest person on Earth to Brandon Farris!!! Congrats! :)

[@honestly_autumn]

Been waiting for a video today ❤️🥰

[@natsukibakugoufuturekidoft201]

Same

[@Greatligerzero]

BrandonFarris: 4:40 "you made me inkkkk" People who seen finding nemo: OMG PEARL EEEK

[@lily_belova]

That's what I thought 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@emmiesorg481]

I was binging your videos when this came out

[@natsukibakugoufuturekidoft201]

Same

[@typhoon1075]

1:08 "Oh where"- Me: IS MY TOOTHBRUSH (Reference to a religious show)

[@Abbi_Colleen]

Hairbrush *

[@RedBaronGuy]

OH WHERE OH WHERE OH WHEREEEEEEEEEEEE IS MY HAIRBRUSH

[@RedBaronGuy]

Veggietales

[@blueberry_plays1450]

Love how quick Brandon is to get a fire extinguisher when there is a fire lol 😂

[@robinrettig1142]

Me seeing what kind of video this is, watching the first one second " brandon you dont do well with fire or any open flame" Brandon: 0:06

[@lexigrimhaive]

“Maybe these aren’t the lighty matches.” 😂

[@ayostalossie1849]

✨KeLLy YoUr A MaGiCiAN✨ 💀✋

[@jules5387]

“Thank god for smoke detectors..am I right?!” Love the pure sarcasm 😂

[@leahbaxley7143]

Love you! Thanks for all the laughs!

[@MinixMini2]

4:29 Thank you for asking, I like mine medium rare thank you very much.

[@kearstenharris6132]

“You made me ink” OMG YES 😂😂

[@human8677]

Isn’t that a finding Nemo reference?

[@kearstenharris6132]

@@human8677 yes😂😌

[@wil8743]

me: watches video also me: “ MOMMM! I NEED A GIANT KNIFE, A FLAME TROWER AND A GIANT FOAM BLOCK” my mom:*sighs* were u watching Brandon Farris again? me: maybeeeee

[@trindalas]

It’s called a blow torch :P Flamethrower would be more fun though 🤔🤣

[@wil8743]

@@trindalas ik it’s a blow torch I’d just prefer the flame thrower lol

[@trindalas]

@@wil8743 just making sure ^.^ and yea me too 🤣

[@wil8743]

@@trindalas lol alright 😂

[@Zandre1126]

My favorite part about this channel is his little "hmm" when something doesn't work but he's determined to get it

[@aimee8]

I swear I could watch you all day everyday and not get bored🤣

[@brookethecoolest.]

Yk your early when u ain’t got ppl blessing ur whole family

[@taysonny2991]

This is too true! 🤣

[@brookethecoolest.]

@@taysonny2991 lol

[@yagurlskye8889]

This is literally 4 minutes of Brandon trying to destroy everything in his reach! Lol 😂

[@shekz2696]

from like 2 years ago you’ve definitely learnt how to edit 😂😭

[@emmajeanjones6552]

No he got an editor

[@TheFoodith]

Yup lol

[@emmajeanjones6552]

@@TheFoodith no he got an editor

[@levimcdoanld1050]

I love Brandonfarris videos

[@winterwithawhyknudsen5166]

he has an editor

[@cassiegay331]

Brandon just uncovered every single magic card trick I’ve ever seen

[@_dee]

Brandon honestly makes my day

[@charliebull3371]

Brandon: I don't even need the matches 😎 Everyone else: 😶

[@sweetnothing444]

“You made me ink!” 😩🖤💦 Isn’t that a Nemo reference? 🦑🌊🐟

[@ursule..6037]

Yes XDDDDDDDDD

[@sarahvanrooyen7280]

Yep

[@hansteltomygretal_6425]

no one brandon: tiger your so jumpy DHSHDHDHSHSH AMAZING WORDS💖💖💖

[@garfieldlovr69]

I started off my day watching one of my favourite KZbinrs try to light a match with a match

[@Ben.krls654]

Thanks man your the only person who can make me laugh when I'm going through stuff thanks

[@robloxrobloxians1774]

0:24 me when my niece throws a toy at me:

[@OcelotCharlotte]

0:56 I can't stop laughing

[@adeli999]

Brandon: throws a match Me: imagine it burning the carpet on fire

[@hanineamara9536]

Exactly what I thought 😂😂

[@Olivia-rs2zv]

Can we all agree that brandon trys so hard to entertain us and make us smile :)

[@LilyO05]

Brandon: hit me with your best shot 5 minute crafts: sets knife on fire and cuts cheese sandwich

[@asnd.]

3:26 my brother has that exact same pocket knife