5 Minute Crafts Makeup!

Go follow my beautiful, lovely lady! ‪@mariaagloriaa‬

[@thefool3357]

I feel like the jokes become inherently more dirty when Brandon and Gloria are together and I'm *living* for it.

[@FireFlamethebigdoofuslmao]

@purple X what is this for????

[@xXFireFistAce]

That's for sure

[@elizabethkasiuk130]

righttt its too dirty

[@godzz558]

He gonna need a bath after being this dirty

[@queenkatana7049]

@@FireFlamethebigdoofuslmao It’s probably a scam don’t click it please!!! I’m not trying to be rude or tell you what to do but I just wanted to let you know.

[@taylorswiftfan7480]

Brandon I think I speak for all of us when I say how much I look forward to your videos. Even just you and Gloria repeating ‘mc’ at the start made me smile

[@hippychick420]

@don't be surprised im reporting you for spamming.

[@wanderinggrizzly7434]

You at least spoke for me his videos are the best

[@classmst89]

We got a lorax out here 🤣😂

[@c2st13l_]

Same!!

[@laurelcruz9668]

Omg 😂 I enjoyed this so much. Thank you!

[@rubyesler2775]

Is it just me or does anyone else love how Brandon’s all sweet and innocent and then he does a video with Gloria and it’s just on a whole different level

[@proxylvl0626]

“Sweet and innocent” Girl what??

[@kathyfranko9307]

YES

[@Jesus123ioasdjfkasjfkjlasdfask]

very sis

[@LuckyLife110]

He gets nasty and I don’t like it

[@smol-one]

@@LuckyLife110 Hmm. Have you only seen a few videos? Cuz sometimes the chaos goes dirty, Gloria or no. And nasty? They're literally married. They have a child together. Somebody will be around shortly to pick up your freak card.

[@ChrisLeacock]

Between the flirting, dirty jokes, mature themes, chaos, and comedy in this video….I don’t think I ever laughed so freaking hard, I was in class when I first watched this and almost had to excuse myself, I had to make it seem like instead of laughing I was hacking up a lung.🤣 Gloria is beautiful as always, I hope y’all do more vids like this!!!!

[@sugerbug5363]

726 likes but no comments? I’ll fix that

[@----Ghost]

824 likes and one comment? Lemme just fix that. . .-

[@Juliana-hn3bo]

894 likes and only 2 comments?? Let’s make it 3 😂

[@sugerbug5363]

@@Juliana-hn3bo 🤣🤣🤣 make it four

[@baaaiipp]

1.1k likes and 5 comments?? Let's make that 6 😌

[@alwaysenpointe4734]

I love how the jokes are just becoming increasingly more dirty and I am loving it And you two are just so freaking adorable together

[@rebekahreckley241]

The amount of Patience she has with Brandon is so sweet, they are adorable 💖

[@emilymulcahy]

Umm, they are both acting the same in this video, there's no patience, there's symbiosis

[@Chelle8847]

@@emilymulcahy SYMBIOSIIIISSSS that's a big word honey

[@incensedivine4298]

@@Chelle8847 is she your daugter

[@emilymulcahy]

@@incensedivine4298 I'm probably older than her, and my mom would know what symbiosis means and wouldn't think it's a big word

[@hippychick420]

@@Chelle8847 what's your point?

[@alilsouthernlove]

I love how with anyone else we’d question why there’s a random ball gag, but with Brandon it’s just expected 😂

[@JingleShoes]

Looking for this comment 😂

[@Icevr1Z]

Wonder what they do with it

[@Its1mpulse]

@@Icevr1Z play with the dog, what else would you do with a ball ? 😏

[@ThatCrippledArtist]

@@Icevr1Z You know 😂

[@BrookeBaker-hw5ww]

When and where

[@wise_girl6985]

This is absolutely hilarious!! I love how suggestive Brandon is being, which sounds weird but it adds to the atmosphere!

[@Cassi_cat420]

1

[@joeywenttogetawappah2265]

The chaos that starts at 4:52 is chefs kiss

[@LeeKnows_Tissue_Box]

Babes the chaos started at 0:00

[@ktfulton04]

I wish You, Cam, and Gloria would all do a video together 1 day!! I miss those days on the podcast 🤣👏🥰

[@cysonphillips6188]

“HoW dArE yOu!!” Probably one of the times that I loved Gloria just having fun with Brandon Edit: Omg thank you for the likes!

[@kitty562]

@don't be surprised and your getting Mc reported

[@ericrolison1232]

Xxxxxxxd

[@WeedisL1f3]

Y'all should get the Oscar reward for being the best couple

[@averynottaken1952]

frrr

[@ghastlyvsp]

Facts

[@ajensen230]

Da baby

[@hippychick420]

Truth is they could be bad as a couple... you never really know because as youtubers do they post the good parts.

[@hippychick420]

@don't be surprised no go away

[@A_AA_AA_AA_AA_A]

Brandon and Gloria are both funny and then they get like 10x funnier together, I greatly look forwards to these videos 😂

[@daimyvanes3093]

10:19💀✋🏻😭

[@tgrnobody]

7:02 made my day. The nose was priceless 😭😂😂

[@tgrnobody]

NOISE . WHERE IS AUTOCORRECT WHEN YOU NEED IT

[@hard2hurt]

When she told you to wait until it dried so it would actually work and you had no concept of why... "We don't do that here..."

[@danieldimare6147]

I love how Brandon knows how to make the PG-13 jokes look/sound family friendly. PS: All of those jokes made me laugh my water out of my nose, its burning now :_) Edit: Everything is so much more Rated PG-13 when Gloria is over to Brandon's house, AND IT'S HILARIOUS!!! Keep up the good work guys :D Edit: Omg! thank you guys for the likes!!

[@LeviAckerman-vd4pc]

Gloria:"You make a mess and then clean it up" Brandon :"That's what I do!" LOVED THAT💀

[@ceecee9835]

11:31 I can't stop re-watching this part🤣

[@nooneinparticular8484]

At 11:01 Brandon sounds like the English dub of mineta from my hero acidemia. He also acts like him too!

[@Lbplayz14]

Noooo😂😂😂😂😂😂I hear it now😂😂😂😂

[@natashaslocum3549]

I haven't cackled this hard in a long time 🤣 The two of you together: Hilarious!

[@whyjustwhy420]

Ayo how do you feel about brooms and black cats?

[@aidanjude2110]

The chaos in this video is what every relationship needs. I also feel if Brandon gets cancelled the makeup won’t be the reason…

[@its-ethan-dude2879]

I think it is amazing how absolutely smitten they are with each other! Truly a relationship everyone dreams of❤

[@jacobseed927]

4:47 is my favorite part🤣

[@nadjananaa]

GLORIA SOUNDED SO SAD AT 9:14 “why did u blow it this way…”

[@8Makes1]

I love how Gloria is just done by the end of this. She's so tired 🤣🤣🤣🤣 You guys are the best

[@alexiawilson6635]

I love Brandon’s videos they never fail to make me laugh

[@lilanya7727]

agreed

[@justanormalblueaxolotl6977]

“Sweet little slimy balls” 🫠

[@Otterpoptheotter]

Gloria will never cease to amaze me from how pretty she is! I swear she’s the only one who can put up with Brandon’s shit and live to tell the tale

[@Fallouts_HOA]

3:49 that face you made

[@Nanas_life11]

10:25 WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT???!!!

[@kyIemurdock]

i think it’s for cameron😭

[@gackyboi931]

Just... dont ask (:

[@serenityyx_]

@@kyIemurdockSTOP WHAT 😭

[@robertbuth]

Yo....We need the "Parental Advisory Explicit Content" sticker on this video for the massive amount of sexiness goin on here with the King and Queen Dooder! lmao Hilarious video you guys! I've missed the collab with you two!! Gloria's face throughout this video is so sincere, just looking at Brandon like "Yup...this is the man I love." lmao

[@trollinghashtagcreations4791]

Yes, as someone whose watches Beebs forever now (couple years, at least!) this video… while I enjoy it, I was watching it with my kids and had to turn it off just because things were getting a little too suggestive.. 😆 ♥️ this is definitely for 18+ crowd. Love you none the less Beebs! And Gloria.. you are lucky .

[@robertbuth]

@@trollinghashtagcreations4791 I mean they have to hit every age group and usually his openings and 5mincrafts and try it videos, and Google translates are great for all ages including children. Then he did the 5 min crafts with the Hot Topic vibe which was definitely for the yooouuths lol, and he worked his way up to 18+ just a bit with soft crude humor. So he really knows how to broaden his horizon of viewers. Overall his videos are for everyone. And my goodness the level of commitment with him and what he does in his videos is crazy good! That's one of the many reasons, you, me, and everyone love him!

[@trollinghashtagcreations4791]

@Robert Buth you are absolutely correct. Brandon has shown us what it means to start from the bottom and rise to the top. He continues to grow and it’s awesome.

[@HankageHill]

love how shady brandon gets the moment he has any makeup on. beauty community realness right there

[@tsuki-no-akuma]

10:08 I absolutely lost it I think I laughed till I saw stars and my chest hurt

[@user-gw4qt2oh4g]

I didn’t watch Brandon for about five months. Now that I have watched this video it made me happy. I owe my happiness all to you Brandon, and I’m sure many people thinks the same, anyways thank you

[@thegodoffire1086]

13:56 How is this video not demonitised already???

[@CoenTheDestroyer]

AYO

[@aweirdpurplething2741]

6:43 they are truly perfect for each other

[@c2st13l_]

10:15 WHY DO U HAVE THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE BRANDON??? 🤨🤨🤨

[@user-vm9mv3br2t]

Cuz he has fun

[@randy1769]

Them: 3:08 Me: this is why you have children

[@Sky_-nu8ef]

3:50 The “HOW DARE YOU” is so funny 😂

[@montannaburke8056]

0:07 his face with the music 😂😂😂😂😂, I love the relationship it's so cuteee

[@justanormalblueaxolotl6977]

I’ve been waiting for this ALL DAY. I woke up at 6am to see if you would post at the time. I did not sleep for a while

[@praisethefrognoah4035]

Im up at 3:39

[@zoeycrayons7514]

I’m sorry I literally died from smile laughter at 11:43 when Brandon was like “thank for saving me babe!”

[@zehrayilmaz839]

5:02 lol

[@mostlygenzmemes6890]

10:40 omfg

[@haileyyyyy_645]

6:53 and this is how u see the difference of personalities between people apparently lol

[@GlassCaseOfBostonTerriers]

“It won’t work when it’s wet.” I’m here for it. 🤣 ☠️

[@kayleepaiva5267]

6:27 Emotional DAMAGE XD

[@offbrandoreos7591]

8:35 this broke me.

[@Arti0messs]

$∆π€

[@Shane_dawsons_cat2]

Same

[@Tokiiorie1234]

I love this video! I also love how dirty Brandon is when Gloria is around

[@ComicBlaze]

This may be the best video Ive seen in such a long time. I laughed so hard so many times. Brandon, we need more of her in your videos. You two are so funny together

[@danielleking9157]

2:01 Gloria could easily pick Brandon up and it's adorable

[@Chelle8847]

Lol this video, I love when Maria joins in on your shenanigans! You're made for each other haha, so cute. Much love from England 🇬🇧 ❤️ 😘

[@Bubbas-basement-dweller]

You do not have to say where you are from

[@potato.milk77]

Who’s Maria

[@Bubbas-basement-dweller]

@@potato.milk77 his wife

[@thatoneguy3521]

Its not maria, its Gloria haha

[@DeannaLeamon]

I love when, Gloria and Brandon are together❤❤

[@MikaylaThrasher-on6rm]

I highly recommend watching this in 2X speed it is the funniest thing I’ve ever watched LMAO. Love y’all’s content especially when it’s getting really suggestive it’s so funny.

[@amyjones8175]

I’ve never seen that room be used in such a calm manner! I’m also writing this comment at 2:20 so we’ll see what happens in the other 12 minutes 🤣🤣

[@Leord]

Brandon you're always hilarious on your own, but you two together are irresistible! Keep up the good content, looking forward to your new videos, as always

[@vviitch]

I love how she calmly tolerates and laughs with Brandon while he is out of it 😭

[@MerciValone-hg1fs]

"yOuR cRyInGgGgG😫🙄"got me ROLLING TO SOUTH AFRICA 😭😆

[@MrsJHarrington]

My late husband and I used to be a lot like you guys, you’re such a sweet couple, love the jokes too! ❤😊

[@siennafox8309]

Can we just talk about how cute they are together ☺️

[@I_love_my_bsf1353]

I know right

[@_itsmehaya_]

Brandon we NEED more videos with Gloria your guys vibes just hit different

[@mickeymlb4164]

5:17 it was supposed to be wasabi mixed with yoghurt…

[@harleygurl5698]

Omg 5 minutes later and still dying laughing when Gloria spit 🤣

[@yourlocallazypersonroadto3181]

I swear I laughed during this whole video, Brandon and Gloria are the duo we all need😂❤️

[@ainsleyandharper25]

This relationship is the bomb! Keep it up Brandon :)

[@jaxborton]

Omg you two are absolutely adorable. I laughed so hard…Brandons shenanigans reminded me so much of my husband. Lol, poor Gloria “I thought I was getting my make up done” 😢😂💜

[@majadanell]

Ur videos are the highlight of the week, I have a lot of trouble in my personal life and ur videos make me fell a hundred times better brandon thank u for all the effort and time you put down in your videos💗ps Gloria is literally the prettiest girl I’ve seen❤️

[@jingles3019]

Brandon: "So... make a mess." Gloria: "AND THEN CLEAN IT UP."

[@jessica232]

Gloria's timing is impeccable.

[@3emm1e]

brandon is one of the funniest people on this planet

[@nailsarelife]

Gloria!! Your hair is too gorgeous for words!! Also, hi! 🥰

[@capp00]

That's true love right there!

[@LivingDeadGurl15]

I watched this with my mom and we both died of laughter you guys make my day better thank you

[@thekra4495]

No one: My lovebird for some reason: 4:24

[@USkillz]

This looks like A LOT of fun to try with my wife.

[@christinawickham4543]

Lesson learned don’t drink water well watching Brandon and Maria lol I also spit it out when Brandon took the ball out lmao

[@elliesheild1250]

whos maria? her name is gloria lol

[@lee-leehardman657]

RELATIONSHIP GOALS!!!! Ya'll are so adorbz. I was laughing the whole video. Love you guy's!!

[@yourlocalratmel9183]

Gloria is such a great and funny person. KEEP IT UP GUYSS!! Love from South Africa

[@QuKun]

11:33 made me laugh so hard i wheezed and i couldn't stop rewatching 😂

[@bkdk328]

8:45 no questions just watch

[@sillybillygooberhead]

At 11:06 I found Alex from Minecraft in the middle of the craft video they were seeing just look for yourself Edit: I also love how they're such a passionate couple

[@ello_mate8330]

I love how when he does a video alone there’s almost never a dirty joke but when him and Gloria are together the whole video is filled with dirty jokes

[@ellagrey5419]

This brings back to his older videos. Love your videos Brandon!😂 keep it up!!😂😂❤️❤️

[@SWS8253]

Dude I was binge watching your channel and wanted more of you and Gloria and then this showed up💀(And thank you. Your channel makes me smile every day💙)

[@doravanhee]

BRANDON! :D I just had a moment earlier today, thinking about how proud I am of how far you've come. Keep it up man, you're a life saver and an awesome person.

[@imcrazyimcrazyimcrazy]

Agreed

[@TheLilbrizz]

I am cackling 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Brandon and his wife are goals 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@GachaSophieSolway]

0:00 The way he was like "is she here or is it a robber...?"😂😂😂

[@Not_Mich3llez]

7:33 yoo was that prime😳😳

[@Dia2four43]

We absolutely need more videos with Gloria, I love her

[@thisaliensaysnothingtono-o9980]

0:53 Me with Anemia: I wish lol

[@SillyMaybe]

You guys ask like children and I love it!♥︎🫶🏻♥︎

[@Always_Anastasia]

I can’t breath watching this 😂😂😂 this was a interesting video 😂 still can’t breathe

[@Dark_NightOfficial992]

4:36 made me laugh so much

[@S74R_G1RL]

"Sweet little slimy balls" LOLOLOLO

[@garyelaray6770]

SHEEEE I LOVE IT I love how he's so clingy his love language is touch that's so cute🥰🥰🥰❤️💕🥰🥰

[@angellove2156]

I'm sorry just the "I'll be gentle cause I'm loving" *rips off bandaid* "I should run 😐" got me

[@Shadowility]

I couldn't stop laughing throughout this whole video! 😂

[@LukasDiSparrowOfficial]

1:20 - i learned something new today.

[@nex7071]

I have never seen a more wholesome couple in my life, they are literal soul mates

[@samuelscoville5177]

Casual Rayman 3 Soundtrack @ 3:57, if you know you know