5 things you cant do in the Army

Here are just 5 things that someone who is in the US Army is not allowed to do.
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[@anthonyvigil7567]

Lol that message parlor part was hilarious

[@sirarnie9837]

I loved the Army, but it felt like prison sometimes. If I could go back, I would of just joined the Reserves/Guard, that way I could live a mostly normal life between deployments.

[@BLaymon060]

I love the shirt I ran a lot of missions down Route Irish from the Green Zone in Baghdad to BIAP while deployed

[@drusmith3480]

#1 regarding Mileage Pass made me think of the time my two buddies and I drove from Ft. McClellan, Alabama to Tampa Bay, Florida on a 4-day weekend. We put in the paperwork, so we were good to go. Those were good days! 🌴😎😎😎

[@mitchelldavis6026]

ThNks for your service, I haven’t been in the military I wanted to was in cadets for a few years supposed to go military after wish I would have but young about 20 I was diagnosed with server ptsd so as much as I wanted too I felt it would make things worse but show only love for people who served shake their hands thank them. I’m in Canada but my grandpa was in the states served 30 years in the navy met him ones but he inspired me was an amazing man long story short thank you veterans don’t get anything close to what they deserve coming home.

[@TaiNguyen-bi9yx]

Still can’t go to mexico if you’re at fort bliss

[@l.a6273]

That sucks navy wont let us go to Mexico either when I was at ft bliss as a kid we could when we wanted

[@AtomicQP]

smh , I'm here now.... I wanted to go to mexico

[@l.a6273]

@@AtomicQP just go don't get caught

[@oldreliable40]

i did basic at ft bliss inda80's u cud go to mexico but if u got arrested u were on ur own! we was told!

[@richardfrost4936]

I am now a Civilian living in Texas. I will not, and would advise any American not to go to a Mexican border town. They are corrupt and you could get arrested and basically kidnapped by police to shake your family down for money. The drug cartels and runners will kill you or possibly use you for a shield.. further south around Mexico City or so you will probably be ok as long as you obey the law.. BUT, the border area is dangerous for naive tourists.

[@mangkanovlogs1416]

I thank you so much. I'm joining the Army next year and this helped me knowing what to expect

[@CesarGarcia-nd5xz]

What MOS did you pick? I got this voice in my head that says 11B, but most people tell me is basically a janitor, that I should pick something that passes to civilian jobs, and few people tell that 11B is the way to fully experience the Army and that I can take ollegue and clases to prepare for a civilian job.

[@cespinosa53]

There were several pubs off-limits when I was stationed in Germany but I still went in and opened a few cans still got in trouble💪👊🏼🤙🤠

[@motherlandcyanide7608]

Were you MI?

[@texasvenom7814]

The 250 mile radius has existed for a long time. Back in the early 90s when I was at Carson and no one had a mobile phone, we would go skiing for the weekend and would have to leave the number for the lodge in case of alerts. It's all about accountability.

[@Fartduring69]

"extra massages" 😂😂

[@seanpatmac27]

Can't criticize certain Govt. officials (President, Secretary of Defense, Secretary of the Army ETC.)

[@robertmcgee7083]

Sean McDermott makes sense, chain of command.

[@arianebolt1575]

I could use that, actually

[@allisonhamilton9481]

@@arianebolt1575 yeah, screw the first amendment

[@arianebolt1575]

Allison Hamilton The first amendment doesn’t prevent people from legally gagging themselves.

[@allisonhamilton9481]

@@arianebolt1575 now why'd you wanna gag yourself? Your opinions matter as much as anyones...unless you suffer from foot in mouth disease like I do lol

[@johnnymahsrow7704]

When I was stationed in Kansas Fort Riley, I had a three day weekend, so took a trip to Kansas City to watch my home team Oakland A's play the KC Royals. That was a fun trip.

[@TheWabbit]

I had the Flu the day we were headed to the field, went to sick call, got something to stop the diarrhea, something to stop throwing up, something to bring the fever down and the old standby ( ibuprofen or whatever was the miracle pill ) they had ne lay down for 30 minutes to make sure my fever dropped under 100 and off to the field I went with instructions to stop by the medics every morning, and night until I was better. First 3 days was rough trying to get through the day. Gave me an even better appreciation of what the soldiers in past wars had gone through as different diseases hit our guys at some pretty high rates in different areas they fought! Had a Buddy stationed at Cartoon ( Ft Carson ) apparently the cops in Colorado Springs were beating up soldiers who lived off base. Post Commander put all services/ stores/bars and all but 1 gas station off limits. ( this would of been 82/83 ) they had MPs patrolling the streets and you better not stop anywhere else. Within a week the Mayor decided he needed to take care of the situation as all the buisnesses were feeling the pinch. I heard this also happened in Washington state ( Tacoma? ) from my brother ( a lifer, 2 tour Vietnam Vet, since passed away ) cant remember why but it was the same thing soldiers being mistreated either by the police or buisnesses with the police looking the other way.

[@2098elk]

Used to check the "Off Limits" list before we went to town. Like a where to go list in town. Fort Pork, Louisiana and Leesville.

[@Hyperion031]

Hooah... Goddamn Jody

[@TheLordReverend]

Yup.

[@christopherbayne9061]

Not having a milage pass. Gives you extra incentive to behave.

[@dougtheeliminator1077]

Use to get a big kick out of listening to these "barracks lawyers" and their crap about: "We should be able to smoke weed." "We should be allowed to have beards." etc. It made me wonder why they even enlisted to begin with.

[@jasondilick-9072]

It really makes you wonder why they say those things. Considering that weed is still an illegal drug on the federal level, and beards can interfere with gas masks.

[@dougtheeliminator1077]

@@jasondilick-9072 Basically, soldiers like that are useless sacks of shit and turned out to be the same. No surprise there.

[@alex-cj9mb]

I hope that weed becomes federally legal so, soliders can avoid all of the bullshit we have to deal with due to alcohol. Ive been deployed to Korea and I had to deal with shit all of the time. A senior NCO of mine got in trouble for attacking a guy in a bar. Plus, we could get rid of all of the DUIs. Instead of having soliders talk about getting wasted at a bar, they would be talking about getting high and chilling at home.

[@LocestSwarmSC831]

Yes because Liquor and cigs are so much better.

[@pepper29ful]

You can't smoke weed in another country. The laws are alot stricter.

[@TheElvenKeys]

You can spontaneously go to Vegas if you're stationed in Fort Irwin

[@samuelclayton4405]

I served 76-79 4 ID Ft. Carson. The only thing that has changed of the Five is mileage. As I recollect 120 mile was the limit on a pass. Never knew about mileage pass, however some of us GI''s pushed the boundaries. Dont recall anyone in my company getting cought with their shirts down. Take care Brother.

[@jk-76]

When I got to Fort Bragg in 98, they gave us the "off limmits" book before the alert roster...

[@scarletharlot69]

here in midway City it is 200 miles to London and 200 to Edinburgh. So the Highlands are out without a mileage pass I suppose.

[@robertlyon8009]

I have seen so many run afoul of these rules, especially the adultery clause including one O5 the list for O6 who was forced to retire when his wife reported him.

[@evianapronounceaseh-vee-ah9502]

Hey Chris!!! Happy Friday 13th (And Harvest Full Moon)!!! 🌕 Come and howl with me!!! 🤭 🐺

[@oldreliable40]

as a old 94b a "spoon" we better have coffee brewing at o dark thirty 0400! we could not say oh- we ran out!!! lol! btw chris git a haircut and beard trim asap! lmaso !!!

[@aegisofhonor]

mileage pass used to be 500 miles (might still be 500 miles in Air Force). Or maybe in the Army it's always been 250 miles.

[@ringolennon4836]

Love that new intro

[@pepper29ful]

When I was stationed in Germany (before the wall came down) 1985-1992. As long as we had a pass, we could go anywhere. Went to England, France, Greece, Austria. We went all over Europe. With a special pass, we went to east Germany. Things were a whole lot different then.

[@nicks8505]

At northern tier USGSC bases within the US Air Force (Malmstrom, Minot, FE Warren), and at some other bases, you can travel within an 8 hour driving radius from base. That's simply because Montana, North Dakota and Wyoming don't have much that young Airmen want to do on their off-time. Exception: travelling to Canada, which requires approved leave.

[@ajcook7777]

Is that a soap shirt? Lol reminds me of the soap Irish Spring haha good vid tho keep it up man!

[@lynnette245]

Cermet likes Irish Spring

[@christopherchaos]

It’s a play on the soap but about a famous route soldiers would use in Iraq called Route Irish.

[@ajcook7777]

@@christopherchaos hahaha good 1 then, I'm sure only your Army buddies got the joke then! Thx for explaining it!

[@tardistowtruck]

Copperhead Road stayed on the Carson blacklist. Miss that place

[@benjaminadkins282]

Love the tshirt. Cant wait to get done with tradoc

[@barke27barker19]

Never heard of a mileage pass. It sounds unenforceable. If you drive off-post how does anyone know where you're going? I do remember we had those POV inspections before holiday weekends...

[@buffewo6386]

While stationed at Barksdale AFB in the early '00s the OSI (CID+more) local area in-brief included a statement that being in a specific area of town (known for prostitution, drugs, and gangs) after dark would be considered presumptive evidence of a litany of UCMJ violations. My now ex-wife taught in a elementary school in that neighborhood. When they had after school events, I was there because... (see above.) So one time, I get to my vehicle and I see a business card under a wiper. Wife drives off. (Was Friday about 2130 when cleanup was done.) Look at it and read the note on back. "Sir, Report to my office 0900 Monday. Your SQ/CC (Squadron Commander) will be there. Lawyer or ADC (Area Defense Council) may attend if you wish." And the person's initials. Card was from an OSI Agent. Was a bad weekend. No fallout for me, but my Boss offered several "suggestions on the proper use of other Commander's time" to his Boss. Agent and I both heard this kick off, in the OSI Commander's office down the hall... A life time later (90 seconds?) door slams open and they come in like a hurricane. His boss demands Agent tells my boss why I was Court Martial bound... (Neighborhood+night =No_Go. Car unoccupied in parking lot.) 10 seconds later my boss demands I explain myself. (Wife teaches there+cleanup=Night= Wife carries .357 S&W I gave her.) The Bosses glare @ each other& tell us to get out. We did, fast! Moral of all this: even if you are not doing wrong, explaining that can still cause bad outcomes.

[@mikedehn8654]

When they'd put a bar we weren't allowed to go to, that was the first we'd go to. Lol.

[@kylesmith8787]

“Knew a Soldier Who got struck by lighting got a half day of quarters” aw man that was pretty funny.

[@aidsskrillex5355]

Were did you get that Irish shirt lol!

[@commosection]

Funny thing is the only time i can remember being sick was during basic training when i had an upper respiratory infection and after going on sick call the spec.5 medic basically gave me cough drops and some weakass cough medicine. Totally useless but i wasn't recycled.Now that i'm much older i seen to get it once a year. My point is for some reason i can't remember people getting sick in the Army. Just hangovers or sprained ankles. Kinda weird

[@idratherbeatthebeach4752]

You can't walk and talk on your cellphone at the same time and you can't put your hands in ypur pockets either lol. I've been out for 2 years and I still find myself coming to a dead stop in the middle of the grocery store to make a call or text someone 🤣

[@anthonykearney919]

hey luv the T-SHIRT IM IN IRISH ARMY 3RD BATTALION RESPECT BRO....

[@NaughtiusMaximu5]

HELL YEAH, Ft. Carson, it would be awesome to meet you some day. I'm up on warfighter by the airfield

[@zackslocomb8364]

I live in nc by fort Bragg and 2 clubs I like going to are black listed. So my buddies can't go.

[@jerrycohencohen8901]

I was in the AirForce my NCOIC told me if he had to be here so did I no mater how sick i was?😣😣

[@blackvenom2338]

I just watch these cause i like to stay informed xd

[@ninjacraftb]

Black Venom I watch these because one of my friends that I have been close with for over 10 years wants to join the army.

[@emogihacker6786]

Same

[@rickyokogawa6154]

When I was growing up, I knew that the soldiers were restricted from going into several public housing areas because of high crime/drug use/prostitution.

[@ozzzzz3388]

Ship out date October 28 fort Jackson 🔋💪🏽

[@onlinecomrade5737]

Ozz Zzz I leave to fort Jackson in 2 days. 92Y. What’s your mos

[@ozzzzz3388]

57th American 91 D 🔋

[@ozzzzz3388]

57th American good luck man 💪🏽💯

[@DattBoiiSwagg]

57th American same 25U

[@jonathantolbert4176]

POG.

[@jimmymartin]

Hey Chris I'm at AIT right now and my duty station is at fort bliss. How did your buddy like it there?

[@tfairborne501]

I wemt to bliss after richardson and bragg...i hated bliss

[@aidsskrillex5355]

Where did you get that shirt?

[@iamdauntetv]

Extra massages🤣🤣

[@peterderiemer3854]

I just put on the uniform of one of the countries I served with ( seconded).💖🤩⚔️🤣😂🤣😂 If I had the energy 🤣😂🤣😂

[@IffyEdem]

Bro you have the most badass last name; Chris Chaos

[@bigeric8334]

I dont think that's his real name? Lol

[@coopervlogs__2155]

can you do a video on mps

[@BleedCubbieBlue77]

Sick call was my best friend lol

[@emogihacker6786]

Subbed

[@smalls8646]

Number 6- Be happy

[@aidsskrillex5355]

What did you get that shirt?

[@zacg_]

1) Quit (at least not in a very straightforward way) 2) Speak out against the president or several other high level government officials 3) Wear your uniform for a ton of different types of things in your off time 4) Eat whatever you want when you want 5) Have another job without permission

[@Phizzo4real]

Zac G most of these only apply to active duty or when you are in Active Duty status.

[@fredtiede3062]

Cant just live anywhere, especially if you are a E5 and below and single... not without some extenuating circumstanses... most bases that i have been to anyway.

[@tfairborne501]

Really? Is that new. I was an E-3 when I got to ft rich my first duty station in 03. I have never lived on post and I was in for 10 years. Yes I was married

[@fredtiede3062]

Probably why. They started cracking down on that kind of stuff when i was in hood in 2012. Contract marriages and troopers not having their wives, rtc...

[@sayaarhelmand]

Hi Chris, do US army issue sunglasses and watches?

[@tfairborne501]

Bling bling watches are no good neither are sunglasses, wilex were ok when I was in. 03-13 11B

[@vlove888]

Could you do a vid on AWOL?

[@redditanonymousconfessions3370]

All awol is your only considerd awol if your out for more than 30 days.

[@vlove888]

super marioz I was told technically you are considered AWOL if you're late for duty, after 30 days it's desertion.

[@redsorgum]

You can’t put your hands in your pocket, unless you need to get something. Can’t get a serious sunburn. Can’t say the Marines have cool uniforms..😬Go Army!🇺🇸

[@sleeze415]

Do a video about Tulsi Gabbard (democratic presidential candidate). Not specifically about her but about an active/national guard soldier running for president or a soldier and their involvement with politics.

[@janniemitchell1410]

Im going to join

[@BloodyknifeN1]

Do eany of you know a person that does this stuff that's in the Marine Corps

[@aaronporras2047]

I’m a 68W shipping out Sept. 24 to Ft. Benning! Can’t wait ! Any suggestions for those that have been to Benning ? I hear it’s one of the harder bootcamps .

[@historyaddicted3471]

On the civilian and military side its against the law just not inforced on the civilian side

[@robertmcgee7083]

We had a club in Germany that was put off limits, the weird thing is it was Joes fighting each other!

[@williammckeen8314]

There was alot of places in Germany that was off limits back in the day lol

[@mr.k.i.s.s7496]

If you're a single soldier you can't keep personal firearms in your room on base. It has to be locked in the Arms Room. Unless you have access to an off post storage locker. Your Commander can dictate what Supplements you are allowed to take. Example: We weren't allowed to take ANY Thermogenic products in Iraq in 2003 (Ripped Fuel and Hydroxycut were the products we used most back then). The Marines were allowed to, but we weren't. The Army is Death on Under age drinking. I was a Mike Papa. The 1st BDE/1AD put this one Club off limits in Friedberg, Germany. The owners were Turks and allowed their bouncers to beat Joes with Expandable Batons. We went in with the Polizei a few times and the Polizei told them if they let G.I.s in again, they and the MPs would shut them down, permanently. I sure did like the Polizei. I didn't want to see a Joe get beat up even though he was going to a Black-Listed club.

[@SiD19884]

what if your civilian wife or husband cheats?

[@mitchellroush966]

where do i get that shirt

[@AztekWarrior27]

Does #4 apply for dependas? 😂

[@GreatBritian1942]

Can you make a video about 92Romeo MOS ? I feel like it would be really cool

[@camporter8454]

Anybody else feel like they've seen this one before? Or just me.

[@visible2anyoneonyoutube]

Re-upload

[@dougtheeliminator1077]

Negative.

[@onlinecomrade5737]

Cam Porter same

[@jaylanmckennie7952]

I ship Tuesday to Ft Benning wish me luck 🇺🇸

[@LuckyLobster305]

Jaylan Mckennie 11x?

[@jaylanmckennie7952]

Charles Corral III 19k

[@aaronporras2047]

I’ll be there the 24th brotha! Can’t wait ! Been workin my tail!

[@aizawayt6494]

Me too

[@aizawayt6494]

I ship there too. 11x

[@camomani8624]

Hey Christopher I go to MEPS this Thursday for 35F MOS intel analyst. (TSC) Any tips man and is that a solid MOS?

[@aa_intrepid173]

You'll be fine. Intel is a pretty decent job with lots of opportunities. You'll mostly be in the 2 shop doing Isoprep and security clearance.

[@christopherchaos]

At MEPS your just going with the flow. Not a lot you can do. Just stay positive and good luck to you!

[@onlinecomrade5737]

iamLevitikus meps is easy. Just do as they ask. And try to relax. It’s really not that bad.

[@combatarmsjesus9102]

Its a solid MOS if u want to do something as a civilian when you get out

[@camomani8624]

Thank you everyone! I chose the Airborne option as well! So let’s say after I finish my 3 years could I possibly reenlist in a MOS that’s in the Field?

[@anthonyferrara2222]

I know it against military rules for an office to date/marry an enlisted person. But can say an E6 date an E3 or is that against the rules?

[@eberpena5893]

Nope you cant if you both are E-4 and then one gets promoted to E-5 you must get married or break it off

[@SuperWagner23]

Maybe the rules have changed since I was enlisted but there are to my knowledge no rules prohibiting such relationships unless one is the direct supervisor. So if the E5 is the direct supervisor to the E4 then yeah, it has to end or transfer. Now it is different for Senior Enlisted, aka E7 or higher. Odds are an E7 has a decade of time in service, so aged 28. Clearly not going to date an 18 year old.

[@pepper29ful]

Totally aginst the rules. or least it was back in the day.

[@Hotwheelcharger]

Things u cant do in the army: Be cool

[@rickyokogawa6154]

Can’t go into debt.

[@aidsskrillex5355]

Did you ever meet Truex?

[@austinallison1048]

Ship out in 9 days!! Ft Sill MOS 68W

[@shihtzuwarrior507]

Austin Allison have fun, I had the same MOS. You’re going to have fun @ Ft Sam Houston for AIT

[@mutilatelive7008]

How did you forget tattoos in unauthorized locations lol

[@M1ke10191]

Pretty sure you have a notification battalion by now.

[@stevengoodman7167]

No umcj in civilian life

[@aidsskrillex5355]

Where'd you get that shirt?

[@christopherchaos]

It's from grunt style but they don't make that shirt anymore.

[@aidsskrillex5355]

@@christopherchaos damn 😢

[@MeYou-vf4fg]

I would like to thank all of you soldiers out there for protecting me 😊🍻🍺🍺

[@irvingr7538]

I love 🌲 tree but I love America more.🇺🇸

[@johntx3016]

I was stationed in Korea and we weren't allowed more than a 6 pack or more than one bottle of hard liquor in our room. Also hated saying, "In front of them all!"

[@DatMuslimDad]

You forgot have your own opinion

[@bigtmac23]

Five things you can't do 1. Have common sense 2. Work smart, not hard 3. Go to the bathroom without telling someone. 4. Have a legit early release day 5. Have a high morel

[@JsilntParkour90]

sounds like you're stationed in Fort Bliss

[@bigtmac23]

@@JsilntParkour90 🤣🤣🤣🤣 naw we lil brother to Bliss and hood. Fort Huachuca

[@fmfdocbotl4358]

Sounds like you been to hood lol

[@a91Leo]

28 years old shipping out to Benning Oct 15th, 11x

[@fredtiede3062]

Better make sure you keep up. A good chunk of your "peers" are 18-24. You will be able to tap into old man skill, remember that. As long as you are squared away, there may be a drill instructor that will watch you closely, almost mentor you. Cant show favoratism... but he will keep a close eye. Not a bad thing.

[@seanrichardson2024]

Shit, I’m 31 (prior service usaf back in the day) heading to Benning in January!

[@klown463]

Back in my day, they wouldn’t even let us piss in the toilet; we had to do it on the bunks. Kids these days have it 2 easy

[@ghoulishpugold2348]

New generation

[@edwardnakagawa4262]

*1.)No Drugs,**2.)No Drugs,***3.)No Drugs,!!!

[@josephdoe2586]

You can’t criticize certain public officials like the President and members of Congress.

[@skywalker39100]

Any US Government Contractor with a Security Clearance, Can not smoke weed!

[@camporter8454]

0:45 so I was right.

[@sethbritton1094]

does the army do random drug tests periodically or just at MEPS?

[@areus1456]

You get random drug tests your entire military career.

[@sethbritton1094]

@@areus1456 no military for me shitttt

[@sethbritton1094]

@@areus1456 appreciate you though thank you

[@pepper29ful]

The Army does random drug tests. you can be drunk, but you can't be high.

[@marvelousakande3608]

i am just wondering, please why are you wearing 2 watches?

[@bigeric8334]

You cannot have a life, you forgot that part hoss lol

[@anitamcgriff974]

Hey Chris ft Jackson army family

[@christopherbrown7244]

HOLD ON What if your spouse cheats on YOU while youre active duty ? Wondering because you get paid more when youre married and if you get a divorce to no fault of your own you still get your money taken every paycheck?

[@christopherchaos]

so that extra money is for cost of living to pay rent and what not. If you did not have any children with that spouse then they will have you move into the barracks and you no longer need BAH and BAS because you dont live off post. If you do have children then you continue to receive BAH and BAS and dont go back into the barracks.

[@christopherbrown7244]

@@christopherchaos thank you for educating me i look forward to your future videos :)

[@johnl.5156]

Haha that shirt