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@smritisonar89925 жыл бұрын
Nah! I live in India
@gerryberrie4 жыл бұрын
Nah! I live in North Korea
@TheMalikVideos4 жыл бұрын
Only 2 comments?
@SleepyCinnamon4 жыл бұрын
malik Videos Nope yours made three and mine made four :)
@VAMPYRICBASSIST4 жыл бұрын
I'm a man, and I think I'm attracted to Grant. I don't know how to feel about this.
@Bezoeker2486 жыл бұрын
"Why would I inflict myself on someone else?" Okay I’m gonna go cry now bye
@geoph19725 жыл бұрын
Aww, come on now! Now you're gonna make me cry!
@Sir_Bucket5 жыл бұрын
If you choose a cheese burger in the supermarket it's not because it can be a little unhealthy, it's because you like it. If a person choose you as their specual someone it's not because sometimes you are to depressed to do anything with them, it's just because they love you. Everyone has something to show that can be lovely, don't ever dought that :)
@cymbaline43845 жыл бұрын
Erutan Egaro that was the sweetest fucking thing I have ever read
@thatdumbass89625 жыл бұрын
One of the few videos I can say I’ve cried thanks too.
@wandamaker28764 жыл бұрын
Erutan Egaro thank you for that. Hope you and your family are safe and doing well.
@inessaratevosian77576 жыл бұрын
everyone always asks how tall is grant, but no one ever asks how IS grant.
@yawarapuyurak32716 жыл бұрын
Inessa Ratevosian this is more sad than the entire video
@darkjill20076 жыл бұрын
Inessa Ratevosian this comment deserve more likes than it's going to get
@NickACrowley6 жыл бұрын
I'll do you one better... WHY is Grant?
@homosexual22516 жыл бұрын
When is grant
@JohnnyThousand6056 жыл бұрын
Who is Grant?
@Caligari875 жыл бұрын
From a friend: "jesus christ. I never expected such a personal attack from a piece of media designed to be consumed by an _audience_ "
@gooddog67455 жыл бұрын
wish i had a friend too
@f.i.r.e.51195 жыл бұрын
Pro tip: Find that friend and give them a big hug.
@hamzasaeed9185 жыл бұрын
Is it really from a friend?
@crypticgaming38494 жыл бұрын
Yeah same
@Hero19223 жыл бұрын
i have also been there, things don't work out and all that, the food thing i'm good on lol
@jaypocaigue39974 жыл бұрын
When you realize he wrote this himself.
@logicaloverdrive81974 жыл бұрын
Really?
@ereynolds724 жыл бұрын
Logical Overdrive the bio has a cast and crew list
@christians48543 жыл бұрын
Uh oh
@jimbopkiller38443 жыл бұрын
When you realized that this isn't acting
@ryanalam56693 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@autisticsoda32566 жыл бұрын
In my opinion, this is definetely one of the best CH sketches, not because of the "fun" factor but because of how well Grant acts.
@honeybeacom18595 жыл бұрын
i dont think hes acting
@MegaKhelditia5 жыл бұрын
That method acting, yo
@carter_pewterschmidt5 жыл бұрын
“Acts”
@morganalefay74345 жыл бұрын
How do u know he’s acting
@preethigopinath59665 жыл бұрын
HE AINT ACTING
@randomlyjay33065 жыл бұрын
"Why would I inflict myself on someone else?" Oh wow.
@Marwington4 жыл бұрын
*sad pot stirring in the background*
@naraki__46904 жыл бұрын
This was a personal attack on me
@tes-quick4 жыл бұрын
that hurt to hear
@HalloweenStalker6664 жыл бұрын
I thought everyone with depression has asked that. Why would i want to ruin someones life by adding in my own
@shreyaputhran54784 жыл бұрын
That hit me
@Silentgrace116 жыл бұрын
"Why would I inflict myself on someone else?" Well then, I'm just going to curl up in a ball of realization and self reflection right now...
@MrDrProfessorSir9626 жыл бұрын
Silentgrace11 lol I just flat out denied it all. No denial here.
@TheaTitan6 жыл бұрын
It’s so hauntingly true.
@mommydoo13866 жыл бұрын
Inflict myself.... Didn't realize I always felt that way until he put it in words....
@RvEijndhoven6 жыл бұрын
Same.
@jeffliu28676 жыл бұрын
Silentgrace11 i
@okbucket4 жыл бұрын
grant: "Why would i inflict myself on someone else?" aso grant: "click here for more fun stuff!" me: "was..was that fun?"
@mikecharnecke30874 жыл бұрын
Melkster it hit a little to close to home to be fun lil
@agentetaeko14224 жыл бұрын
@@mikecharnecke3087 in a wicked way
@orangeinkius72573 жыл бұрын
That's the joke its called mood whiplash
@XDiLaughAtYou16 жыл бұрын
You guys are supposed to make me laugh, not ponder my sad existence. Honestly though, this may be one of the best sketches you've ever put out.
@Jebu9115 жыл бұрын
I think its funny and extremely sad at the same time. I have watched this like 5 times sinch they made it. I guess its just my fucked up sense of humour.
@rayblack20045 жыл бұрын
I still find this incredibly depressing, but I chuckled a bit at the end titles, oblivious to his suffereing. Its almost like the media is trying to cover up the sad reality.
@Cocoandres105 жыл бұрын
When you wanna share a video but you don't wanna worry all your friends and family, and above all give satisfaction to your ex.
@devonlawton11494 жыл бұрын
Ha! The first thing I did after I finished watching was send it to my mother. I have depression, she has bipolar disorder, so she gets it.
@aidoll36924 жыл бұрын
....frick you for describing my delema with accuracy.
@dsjgfxxkhrx40503 жыл бұрын
why are you still thinking about your ex?
@senecaaurelius2503 жыл бұрын
:(
@zeinobeid68103 жыл бұрын
send this to a lonely ex and ask "you this"
@KairoK6 жыл бұрын
Sometimes, put your takeaway on a fancy plate. It makes the loneliness taste better
@7WhiteSword6 жыл бұрын
Kairo Not happening, that’s extra dirty plate that you have to clean
@Shwalker076 жыл бұрын
Does a fancy paper plate count?
@deadweight73346 жыл бұрын
Shwalker07 no it just increases the SAD factor
@paladin4005 жыл бұрын
Loneliness is the best spice
@BOYVIRGO6665 жыл бұрын
I keep a Waterford crystal glass around to drink kool aid out of. It makes me feel better
@celestecu3 жыл бұрын
"make a big batch of protein", "serve with greens or starch", and "sauces = variety" are actually good mealprep advice and i always keep in mind ever since I watched this video lol
@veridian44336 жыл бұрын
Don't forget to cry in the Goya aisle whenever you're shopping for ingredients
@renanphillips14796 жыл бұрын
No there's never anybody there...
@Yuki-zz8hz6 жыл бұрын
Renan Phillips in my country the snack aisle is empty (the junk foods)
@renanphillips14796 жыл бұрын
Infinite Sky oh are you from Venezuela?
@Yuki-zz8hz6 жыл бұрын
Renan Phillips nah im from the philippines
@renanphillips14796 жыл бұрын
Infinite Sky oh well no wonder! Are sweets even legal in the Philippines?
@MrMighty1476 жыл бұрын
This hit way too close to home.
@mrtzak6 жыл бұрын
MrMighty147 too close
@claytonkelley74226 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@rosary65216 жыл бұрын
i said that exact thing in my mind
@potatonoodle67636 жыл бұрын
It even just barged right in XDDD
@ilakiya63506 жыл бұрын
MrMighty147 omg I relate so hard
@fanficAddict4045 жыл бұрын
When you actually came for comedic advice and got feels instead
@gummysnacksandknives92294 жыл бұрын
Advice: freeze vegetables. They won't go bad in the freezer and you can just throw them in a pan when it's time to cook. Leftovers are good. The taco filling from last night is great on nachos for breakfast. Don't make more food than you can eat in 3 days Get some stuff that's really fast to make for when you really don't want to cook Eggs last a long time and there's a lot of stuff you can make with eggs. ...also can someone please check on Grant
@MildDepression4 жыл бұрын
When you come here to fill the small void you call a heart, but instead you leave with a larger hole and extensional dread.
@generalcodsworth44173 жыл бұрын
I, too, often go places to get a void filled only to leave with that hole larger than before
@StoopVital6 жыл бұрын
Came in for a laugh and ended up with depression thanks.
@thedesmeister44096 жыл бұрын
This comment cured my depression
@TurtleSauceGaming6 жыл бұрын
yeah honestly this just made me feel genuinely like shit... gg
@bugalmonte66816 жыл бұрын
StoopVital came here to cure my depression and it only got worse. thanks!
@yumaonion14086 жыл бұрын
Same
@henryhomes6 жыл бұрын
I lived alone for a year and gave up and went back to roommates and airbnb guests; much better (for me).
@TheMushyPotato16 жыл бұрын
what happened to that megawatt smile
@ChestersonJack6 жыл бұрын
The Mushy Potato Keith is sad when he’s not with the try guys
@Alrahmahstudios6 жыл бұрын
@@hookedonchronic9421 this one one hit WAYYY to close that it destroyed my house
@tonjasmole61906 жыл бұрын
I just liked this so you could get 600 likes
@popovic285 жыл бұрын
Elijah Bailey no,It's a reference to another Collegehumor's video
@roryconroy96695 жыл бұрын
I'm only laughing on the outside... My smile is only skin deep... If you could see me on the inside I'd be crying.. So let's all join Grant for a weep.
@70932116 жыл бұрын
I literally thought the same thing recently “I don’t want someone who wants me, because what kind of person would want me” That cut deeeeep
@Tozzie506 жыл бұрын
Samee💀💀
@catherinestickels25915 жыл бұрын
I feel you. I spent years building up a facimile of self esteem, and when I let it down even briefly all of that pent-up self loathing hit all at once. It sucks. You've just gotta know that not only are you not alone, you are wonderful, and someone out there would be lucky to have you.
@sunaina84415 жыл бұрын
Exactly, because only weirdos with Mommy issues would like someone like me. That's why I always hit on people who hate me. It doesn't work but at least I'm surrounded by sane people.
@alsikepike56865 жыл бұрын
@@sunaina8441 damn. I just wish I could give you guys a hug.
@sunaina84415 жыл бұрын
@@alsikepike5686 And that's how I know something's wrong with you. :P xD
@TheJustAamir5 жыл бұрын
"Why would I inflict myself on someone else....." That one sentence 🤦🏽♂️
@ethant62706 жыл бұрын
It’s called college humor, not college depression.
@ggnore9525 жыл бұрын
excuse me have you been in college
@dontknowwhatiam28725 жыл бұрын
This one rings truer i feel
@acetrainerj32775 жыл бұрын
Honestly there isn't much of a difference
@avocadosatlaw94065 жыл бұрын
Same thing
@idkwhattoput63615 жыл бұрын
Another one! Hi!
@GlassbrainZ6 жыл бұрын
When you're buying burgers, get two burgers, and only one thing of fries and a drink, but get two straws. Then everyone thinks you're buying food for two, when, in fact, you were buying two people's worth of food to eat all at once, because overstuffing yourself at least makes you feel less physically empty.
@steelrarebit73876 жыл бұрын
I go to the chinese takeout place, order three item platter from the buffet, an order of dumplings and an order of spring rolls. I ask for two forks and six soy sauce packets. I think they are fooled.
@rahuldhargalkar5 жыл бұрын
Great advice
@mikasaackermann87365 жыл бұрын
Can I get a couple of yikes to go with that?
@Ben-rz9cf5 жыл бұрын
One to eat now and another to eat at 2 am when its stale and congealed into a blobby mess and you want the perfect food that represents how much you hate yourself
@bodyofhope5 жыл бұрын
Oof
@Pikmii6 жыл бұрын
This was Grant's best performance ever. Comedic, dramatic and dark all in three minutes. Well done sir.
@TheAlps364 жыл бұрын
Cooking for other people is one of the most stressful things I've ever experienced. At least when you cook for yourself you only have yourself to disappoint.
@tde4438 Жыл бұрын
When you cook for other people, remind them that you know all their food allergies and an “accidental poisoning” is very hard to call a murder, so they’d better keep their “helpful critiques” to themfuckingselves
@playsomething40295 ай бұрын
@@tde4438 I love this. Please. Never change. 🤣
@Dracossaint6 жыл бұрын
0 to 100 on the depression scale real quick
@fleursdelilas94876 жыл бұрын
actually, it helped to know somebody else has the same ideas. I feel less lonely.
@antonis83336 жыл бұрын
Idk 200?
@StrigidaeStrigiformes-sv6mj6 жыл бұрын
And that smile too tho' *cringe* .
@kameron22116 жыл бұрын
I'm there with you, bro.
@firebird1886 жыл бұрын
Yeah, this hits home way too hard. ...
@justadam73696 жыл бұрын
Absolute
@ASyder6 жыл бұрын
This is me
@Cornerstanding6 жыл бұрын
Yup
@miyabolyukh6 жыл бұрын
Yep
@beatrix11206 жыл бұрын
Scrolling throw the comments, I don't think I've every seen so many openly lonely people in one place before. You might think that's depressing (it is), but in a weird way I find it kind of reassuring. Since it's so rare to actually see loneliness it's easy to think its uncommon. But we're only less seen because we're lonely.
@dabblingdame446 жыл бұрын
All of this. Watching this both made me feel triggered and validated me by letting me know I'm not alone..
@animeaddictsanonymous05256 жыл бұрын
Good for you
@DRG05 жыл бұрын
True :/
@KhanPiesseONE5 жыл бұрын
we are all one
@justingerry89215 жыл бұрын
We’re all alone together
@shiny96904 жыл бұрын
This is oddly comforting in the fact that someone else feels the way I do
@ExcelExcel6 жыл бұрын
"Ordering delivery will give you someone to talk to at night for a second." But that's the worst part!
@Luna_Anonymous6 жыл бұрын
KampKarl You Don't have to be an extrovert to wanna talk to someone.
@jamesryder83056 жыл бұрын
To actually like it, yeah.
@tomboz7776 жыл бұрын
...Reliving that really brief conversation and how you should have said "goodbye" and not (as you suspect) smiled like a creep, instead being facetious by saying "tatybyes!" to a complete burly stranger. 😬
@tecpaocelotl6 жыл бұрын
ExcelExcel they could have sex.
@marlz996 жыл бұрын
Now *this* is a sketch I can get behind
@neontime85076 жыл бұрын
Marley to make up for the fact that nobody will ever have your back
@ethownzbh6 жыл бұрын
Marley and that you'll never be able to get behind anyone.
@greenmeat12706 жыл бұрын
that is so dirty and so sweet at the same time, awww, i'm getting all teary over here, and throwing up a little in me mouth, now it's back to tears, so beautiful
@planktonfun16 жыл бұрын
that's because he's not acting anymore, its real.
@greenmeat12706 жыл бұрын
I refuse to believe that. As a straight man I can definitively state there is nobody taller, more handsome and accessible than Grant.
@themetallicmoon6 жыл бұрын
This got too real and I am no longer okay.
@tatatamor4 жыл бұрын
Grant: "... and I'm single" Subscribers: **slams themselves on a table** *_meal is ready for eating_*
@honeybeacom18596 жыл бұрын
This is accurate to an uncomfortable point....
@sauceyboiii4 жыл бұрын
Yh, I was about to say
@warandpoetry95426 жыл бұрын
Tip #6: Antidepressants totally count as a meal
@AKhan3606 жыл бұрын
Dont forget to wash it down with captain morgan
@OdysseyTag6 жыл бұрын
Underated comment!
@florentinocrt6 жыл бұрын
Wash it down with sorrow and whiskey.
@neinherman99896 жыл бұрын
You mean it's totally a vital mineral
@Miggleton96 жыл бұрын
"Technically a meal"
@Nin10Jo646 жыл бұрын
Why has college humor morphed into sad adult humor
@jordanloux38836 жыл бұрын
To better fit their audience.
@Needler136 жыл бұрын
Jordan Loux Oof
@ludmilamaiolini68116 жыл бұрын
That's what happens when you graduate :D
@Alex-rk6mx6 жыл бұрын
Nin10Jo because that's the truth
@sirkam1116 жыл бұрын
because they all graduated. They have seen the real world.
@matthewletexier3 жыл бұрын
I'll be honest. This video actually gave me real emotional issues. I started to think of myself the same way grant does in tip 4. Still haven't gotten better
@clockworkkirlia74753 жыл бұрын
This is a lonely time, but I believe that it can get better. I hope it already has for you, but, honestly, you deserve _at least_ whatever space you have in this world, including the place that another person gives you in theirs.
@lonestarr14902 жыл бұрын
@Gangari TheWanderer This can only come from someone who has been in enough relationships to be confident to find another whenever they so please. This is neither the perception, nor the reality for many singles out there.
@michabaron41292 жыл бұрын
Truth is it didnt give you those things, it just made you realise how you feel. Its a good first step for therapy!
@christianbethany2 жыл бұрын
Ah, I'm sorry. I used to hate myself a lot, but I've been working on liking myself/being kinder and gentler with myself these past few years (the way I used to talk to myself in my head was brutal and just needlessly mean. Once I changed that, a lot of things started shifting for the better). I really hope you feel better (about yourself), because I'm sure you're wonderful. I hope you get to do things you enjoy and enjoy your own company. I hope you're able to get the support you need (if/when you need it). Take care, man.
@cocomonkilla2 жыл бұрын
LMFAO
@cecille58336 жыл бұрын
Grant's thighs are the real star of the show
@Stickycomix6 жыл бұрын
One word: Bulge.
@herbaguskawiryan80816 жыл бұрын
It's.... long
@JohnnyThousand6056 жыл бұрын
I think they have their own channel, but it's one of those websites I can't browse because of work's firewalll. XD
@buboy16856 жыл бұрын
Legs for daysssss
@tictactin5046 жыл бұрын
i would date his thighs.... probably the rest of him too if he wasnt such a clutz
@teawithtams65966 жыл бұрын
This is such a good sketch, it's heartfelt, and sad but still funny at the same time.
@tomasmalin6 жыл бұрын
Tea With Tams the most depressive sketch on CH though.
@Friendship1nmillion6 жыл бұрын
Tea With Tams I disagree about it's "funnyness". I'm sharing this video on Twitter to Celebrity Chef Jamieoliver . Hopefully he will provide a serious & helpful version of this video. Grant isn't doing anything for me in this video. 😧🍗🍳🥃🍽💔👤🔫
@Kevin_A6 жыл бұрын
Not funny or sad just boring
@greenalien85036 жыл бұрын
I'm alone
@AngelofBanishment6 жыл бұрын
It's a lot of people's reality. Welp, off to the store for more Cpt Morgan
@Montanacellist6 жыл бұрын
Great acting, Grant
@LS_7216 жыл бұрын
Montana cellist „acting“
@petitcactusamer6 жыл бұрын
Or is he
@TheEvilCommenter6 жыл бұрын
Haha yeah. *acting*
@Montanacellist6 жыл бұрын
Lol guys
@alexvaldivia18556 жыл бұрын
"acting"
@averywho6430 Жыл бұрын
Grant, Katie, and Brennen are like the top three college Humor actors/writers. They’re so good at portraying pretty much all emotions
@cobraimploder6 жыл бұрын
Shit just got way too real here!
@justadam73696 жыл бұрын
Shit just got real
@Shadowgangster1236 жыл бұрын
Youre indian thats why dont worry ill hang myself too
@JulianB026 жыл бұрын
Shadowganster123 Not sure if you're being serious, but please don't do that.
@2ndcousinrichard6586 жыл бұрын
No more liking it's perfect
@veridian44336 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for Katie to release her 5 different tips for cooking cocaine
@dontreadmypicture80036 жыл бұрын
😡😇😉 *_Don't read my name_* 😯😬😁
@aturchomicz8216 жыл бұрын
because I closed down the tab so fast I actually couldnt read your name
@aymendido70856 жыл бұрын
That is great pitch
@oof-rr5nf6 жыл бұрын
Veridian I can't wait either
@oof-rr5nf6 жыл бұрын
Veridian Katie and cocaine jokes ftw!!!
@breembo6 жыл бұрын
tip 7: the perfect plate of cookies to leave out for the emergency workers who show up to find your lifeless corpse in the bathtub.
@bitcoinski6 жыл бұрын
Tip#8: Invite A Homeless Person To Dine With You So You Actually Have A Reason To Sit At A Booth...It Worked 4 Moi.
@TheCentrifugeChannel6 жыл бұрын
Tip#9: Always centrifuge your food first at 2000 G-Force ..
@aaroc82015 жыл бұрын
Because of 1:30, all I can think of is grant's "8.5 inch comment" from his other video xD
@James-nr9gm4 жыл бұрын
I mean. He's pretty cute regardless. 😂
@matiasmejia24256 жыл бұрын
Top 10 calls for help
@matiasmejia24256 жыл бұрын
Wonder if they know this is one of them
@matiasmejia24256 жыл бұрын
I mean like how should I say it to her?
@matiasmejia24256 жыл бұрын
Maybe I should man up and tell her how I feel about her When should I do it
@matiasmejia24256 жыл бұрын
I only have a few more weeks to tell her Should I talk to her on Monday? I mean, she already had 2 boyfriends She is single right now but what will make me different from the last 2?
@matiasmejia24256 жыл бұрын
This would be my first girlfriend but how can I make it last? Jesus f*ck I think I should just say it on Monday But how does she feel about me? We're pretty good friends That's something right?
@beeinnit9136 жыл бұрын
“You hadn’t disappointed so many people” LITTLE DID HE KNOW IVE BEEN DISAPPOINTING PEOPLE FROM TGE AGE OF 4
@laurocoman6 жыл бұрын
Damn, that also hit close to home.
@sleepysera4 жыл бұрын
That's kind of amazing, how did you manage to disappoint at age 4 already? It took me 20 years to master that field.. :( Wouldn't you at least need to start school to be able to become a disappointment? I'm amazed and proud of you for starting early :D
@TraceLight4 жыл бұрын
Rantaro Kinnie well at least you started early. Worse is when you are considered your state prodigy in 8th grade, and proceed to collapse miserably. No one looks at you the same, the expectations were too high. The future is over.
@creativedesignation78804 жыл бұрын
With the right kind of parent, you will feel like the first disappointment you put others through was your own birth and that it basically went downhill from there.
@03.ximipa3ahmadrinofarosmu33 жыл бұрын
I'm disappointed by that typo
@DeathnoteBB6 жыл бұрын
Collegehumor gets too real
@theinsanebookworm6 жыл бұрын
DeathnoteBB “I can’t afford a therapist, I have student loans”😩 Too real...
@victoriamitchell52816 жыл бұрын
And it’s amazing, I love it ❤️
@nhogan844 жыл бұрын
God I just want to hug Grant and tell him everything is going to be okay
@lanceknuth53004 жыл бұрын
Why would you lie to him, and by extension the rest of us?
@bongle37264 жыл бұрын
i also wanna hug him 1:22
@3p1cand3rs0n6 жыл бұрын
OMG this got super dark, super fast. 😳
@alexcavazos33416 жыл бұрын
Its grant, he understands our depression
@Tom-fg2mv6 жыл бұрын
Wait who is grant this is greatly Keith from buzzfeed
@justonaverage37986 жыл бұрын
ElyssaAnderson but not funny, at all.
@xsydneyxruidosx6 жыл бұрын
2real
@inner-critic6 жыл бұрын
Worst Wolf204 lol xD
@srodgers73516 жыл бұрын
How to talk to someone you find attractive: 1. Try talking about a common topic. Weather, current events, clothing or accessories are all safe bets. Stay away from topics like politics and religion. 2. Panic because you are talking to someone and realize you just blabbed to them "It's raining and I like your mud shoes." 3. Realize that while you were panicking they actually made a response to be polite. You have no idea what this response is because you weren't paying attention. 4. Panic more. 5. While they stare at you confused make awkward sounds like an injured raccoon trying to remember which Baldwin brother was which. 5. Run away screaming. 6. Hide in a safe place like your bed, pillow fort, basement, or cave. Never emerge from this place. Do not rejoin society. Eat lots of snacks.
@songbird24516 жыл бұрын
S Rodgers oh lord 😂😂😂 toooo damn reaaaal, that's why my only hope is internet ;u;)
@thomas13836 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@BlindCoyoteGod6 жыл бұрын
S Rodgers brilliant
@thomasgrindol91246 жыл бұрын
S Rodgers Step 8. Realize you did 5 twice.
@animeaddictsanonymous05256 жыл бұрын
Thanks you for the wisdom
@rohitkishnani6 жыл бұрын
I think grant is broken ,someone turn him on and off again
@Nutonic_RL6 жыл бұрын
Rohit Kishnani if this doesn’t work please refer to page 15 of your grant manual or call customer service at 1-800-depression
@seanfields25766 жыл бұрын
someone turn him on please he needs it
@lobstahrmccoy39626 жыл бұрын
*off and on
@steelrarebit73876 жыл бұрын
That begs the question, "What turns on Grant?"
@stevegixing7004 жыл бұрын
Lasagna: smells like childhood, you didn’t disappoint so many people.... Child me: ... Mom: “you’re the reason my marriage isn’t working, why I quit my job, and why I’m so unhappy and depressed all the fucking time”
@aridotaku3 жыл бұрын
I hope you're doing well buddy.
@tabaxi3 жыл бұрын
relatable lmao
@julianfernandezduca21963 жыл бұрын
Same
@kmac2913 жыл бұрын
Y’all are making me feel guilty about having a good childhood Please stop
@clockworkkirlia74753 жыл бұрын
I hope that you are far away from that situation. No child deserves that horrible treatment.
@KirbyHenry106 жыл бұрын
College Darkhumor is the best
@immortalsun6 жыл бұрын
I don’t watch their videos because they are black.
@no-or6ic6 жыл бұрын
Tip 6: Serving sizes are only a suggestion! Just eat the entire family fun pack to numb the lonely!
@maberti6 жыл бұрын
Ellie Meow I, like many many people in the comments, can relate. I've recently found myself in a similar situation and here's something that might help those who want to read through: Feeling unloved, unlovable, is a character trait associated with our culture. We are told throughout childhood that we aren't good enough or that we should be perfect. We equate love with being perfect. Any small dent in that perfect image throws us in a state of panic, guilt. We think we don't deserve our parent's or society's love anymore, because of our mistakes. Small mistakes pile up and we feel uncomfortable because of them, because we are afraid of showing anybody those mistakes. As we try to cope with this negative self-image, we spiral into bad coping mechanisms like the ones portrayed in this video, or like drinking, internet addiction, or any sort of escape from this fear. At some point, this negative self-image becomes so heavy that we push other people away. Sometimes hiding from them How messed up we are becomes more important than being in a relationship. "How could they love me if I am so messed up?". Might lead to "how messed up am I that I push people away?". We might spiral out of control. The solution is not "to get your act together", like we tell ourselves. It puts more pressure on us to avoid repeating mistakes. And whatever progress we might make will disappear when the first little mistake arises. You will think that you're back to square 1 and that all your efforts were not enough and you will curse yourself and might get into bad coping mechanisms again. The solution is forgiveness. Keeping yourself accountable for every little action you have made buries under a mountain of stress and guilt. And guess what, other people are just as imperfect as well! Learning to love each others weaknesses is what its about. Forgiveness shows you how that mountain is unnecessary pain you're inflicting yourself. No matter what you have done, how bad you think it is, admit it. And ask to be forgiven. From others, because they will appreciate it. But most of all you can try to forgive yourself. Forgiveness erases all the unbearable debts you're keeping track of and which slow you down, forgive all the debts to your past. You are free to live again, to try again ! And on a clean slate this time, not having to fight all previous failures. This will give you the opportunity to truly get better. Feeling better and doing better. I'm at the beginning but this insight from a book that I'm sharing with you today changed my perspective. I cried when I realised how much unnecessary weight I had put on myself and how good it felt to ask for forgiveness. It reset the timers to 0. It set me to a fresh start. Now, I still have flaws and I still need to deal with my past actions. The difference is I can improve on them now that I don't have to sustain these unrealistic expectations of perfection anymore. Giving that up allowed me, paradoxically, to get better. I feel much lighter and I feel like I can accomplish good things instead of trying to fight bad old habits. It may not be perfect but I hope this comment will be a spark for you to forgive yourself and start feeling and doing better. Much love on your journey.
@bitcoinski6 жыл бұрын
Empty Carbs = Loner's Best Friend.
@brianistryin766 жыл бұрын
Marka Biti this comment was great! Subscribed. Please make videos!
@stephenb78296 жыл бұрын
Who needs a family when you can eat the family fun pack .
@fireaza6 жыл бұрын
So I kinda jumped the gun a bit and stopped reading your comment after "family". Long story short, are any of you fellas good at baking? Like, "file in a cake delivered to a maximum security prison" good?
@lalalalaaAa1236 жыл бұрын
THAT MONOLOGUE WAS ON POINT, YOUR ACTING CHOPS ARE SHARP AF
@jordi41196 жыл бұрын
Wynnie M *soliloquy
@nomethodonlymadness95284 жыл бұрын
*I'm in this sketch and I Dont like it.*
@gezi59274 жыл бұрын
Kelly Houseknecht you are literally a child, don’t think this applies to you
@kedamono86164 жыл бұрын
@@gezi5927 lmao
@angstyteen28903 жыл бұрын
This can still apply to children because some don’t make relationships with this thought in mind, relationships like friendship, mentors, father/mother/ or parental substitution for people who don’t have strong parental figures, possibly even getting pets, etc.
@Catherine-wn8dh6 жыл бұрын
I came here to laugh and instead had to confront the dark thoughts I mindlessly watch KZbin videos to ignore...thanks Grant 😂😣
@AlexAegisOfficial6 жыл бұрын
everybody asks how tall is grant but no one asks how's grant :'(
@maberti6 жыл бұрын
Győri Sándor to the top!
@bitcoinski6 жыл бұрын
I got 1 better...WHY Is GRANT?
@Mxyzptlksac5 жыл бұрын
Hey know how tall he is... he’s my same height
@TheEvilCommenter6 жыл бұрын
I'm watching this while eating a bowl of Reeses Puffs and drinking a Rum & Coke. This is too accurate to be funny :/
@Em-ih5du6 жыл бұрын
Reese puffs are my fav!!! Can I be lonely with you? It'll look less pathetic when we order from Dominos for 5 people if there's 2 of us to answer the door. Eh, who am I kidding. The odds of us agreeing on the toppings is way too low. We'll never work.... ... ... ... Yes Dominos, you're right. I should totally add that chocolat lava cake... Only chocolate can bring me happiness at this point...
@Vahrules6 жыл бұрын
E L I love you. You are loved.
@brisby1696 жыл бұрын
Wanted to laugh but it was way too close to home, so now I'm really bummed. Whatever.
@JayFlowie6 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing when I watched this
@minimonkeymasher88886 жыл бұрын
Get some help.
@ethancandy6 жыл бұрын
The Bojack Horseman of online cooking tutorials
@Alucard666QC6 жыл бұрын
That's way too accurate to be funny. Holy shit...
@telectronix13686 жыл бұрын
Should have come with a warning.
@maberti6 жыл бұрын
Alucard I, like many many people in the comments, can relate. I've recently found myself in a similar situation and here's something that might help those who want to read through: Feeling unloved, unlovable, is a character trait associated with our culture. We are told throughout childhood that we aren't good enough or that we should be perfect. We equate love with being perfect. Any small dent in that perfect image throws us in a state of panic, guilt. We think we don't deserve our parent's or society's love anymore, because of our mistakes. Small mistakes pile up and we feel uncomfortable because of them, because we are afraid of showing anybody those mistakes. As we try to cope with this negative self-image, we spiral into bad coping mechanisms like the ones portrayed in this video, or like drinking, internet addiction, or any sort of escape from this fear. At some point, this negative self-image becomes so heavy that we push other people away. Sometimes hiding from them How messed up we are becomes more important than being in a relationship. "How could they love me if I am so messed up?". Might lead to "how messed up am I that I push people away?". We might spiral out of control. The solution is not "to get your act together", like we tell ourselves. It puts more pressure on us to avoid repeating mistakes. And whatever progress we might make will disappear when the first little mistake arises. You will think that you're back to square 1 and that all your efforts were not enough and you will curse yourself and might get into bad coping mechanisms again. The solution is forgiveness. Keeping yourself accountable for every little action you have made buries under a mountain of stress and guilt. And guess what, other people are just as imperfect as well! Learning to love each others weaknesses is what its about. Forgiveness shows you how that mountain is unnecessary pain you're inflicting yourself. No matter what you have done, how bad you think it is, admit it. And ask to be forgiven. From others, because they will appreciate it. But most of all you can try to forgive yourself. Forgiveness erases all the unbearable debts you're keeping track of and which slow you down, forgive all the debts to your past. You are free to live again, to try again ! And on a clean slate this time, not having to fight all previous failures. This will give you the opportunity to truly get better. Feeling better and doing better. I'm at the beginning but this insight from a book that I'm sharing with you today changed my perspective. I cried when I realised how much unnecessary weight I had put on myself and how good it felt to ask for forgiveness. It reset the timers to 0. It set me to a fresh start. Now, I still have flaws and I still need to deal with my past actions. The difference is I can improve on them now that I don't have to sustain these unrealistic expectations of perfection anymore. Giving that up allowed me, paradoxically, to get better. I feel much lighter and I feel like I can accomplish good things instead of trying to fight bad old habits. It may not be perfect but I hope this comment will be a spark for you to forgive yourself and start feeling and doing better. Much love on your journey.
@nemo-zl1vm6 жыл бұрын
Yeah the smile slid off my face about halfway through when the words started resonating a little too closely with me.
@sebastianelytron84506 жыл бұрын
I remember being fueled by ramen. Good times.
@Lonulaj6 жыл бұрын
Sebastian Elytron good... Times...?
@slicedpineapple19926 жыл бұрын
I get the reference
@TheStigma6 жыл бұрын
See - being so poor that you can only afford ramen isn't a problem if you looove ramen! :D :D If you intake enough of the stuff you also get honorary asian status. I'm fairly certain that's in the rules there somewhere...
@Kurppi6 жыл бұрын
back in the day i ate so much and so often ramen that i feel a little bit vomit coming up even when smelling ramen...
@victoriamitchell52816 жыл бұрын
TheStigma - if you can still afford ramen, you’re not poor enough... 🤷♀️ ramen is expensive, in the uk at least.
@andreimoga78135 жыл бұрын
"Why would I inflict myself on someone else?"
@bladebismuth43566 жыл бұрын
His monologue hit *too close to home*
@maberti6 жыл бұрын
elizabeth andrade I, like many many people in the comments, can relate. I've recently found myself in a similar situation and here's something that might help those who want to read through: Feeling unloved, unlovable, is a character trait associated with our culture. We are told throughout childhood that we aren't good enough or that we should be perfect. We equate love with being perfect. Any small dent in that perfect image throws us in a state of panic, guilt. We think we don't deserve our parent's or society's love anymore, because of our mistakes. Small mistakes pile up and we feel uncomfortable because of them, because we are afraid of showing anybody those mistakes. As we try to cope with this negative self-image, we spiral into bad coping mechanisms like the ones portrayed in this video, or like drinking, internet addiction, or any sort of escape from this fear. At some point, this negative self-image becomes so heavy that we push other people away. Sometimes hiding from them How messed up we are becomes more important than being in a relationship. "How could they love me if I am so messed up?". Might lead to "how messed up am I that I push people away?". We might spiral out of control. The solution is not "to get your act together", like we tell ourselves. It puts more pressure on us to avoid repeating mistakes. And whatever progress we might make will disappear when the first little mistake arises. You will think that you're back to square 1 and that all your efforts were not enough and you will curse yourself and might get into bad coping mechanisms again. The solution is forgiveness. Keeping yourself accountable for every little action you have made buries under a mountain of stress and guilt. And guess what, other people are just as imperfect as well! Learning to love each others weaknesses is what its about. Forgiveness shows you how that mountain is unnecessary pain you're inflicting yourself. No matter what you have done, how bad you think it is, admit it. And ask to be forgiven. From others, because they will appreciate it. But most of all you can try to forgive yourself. Forgiveness erases all the unbearable debts you're keeping track of and which slow you down, forgive all the debts to your past. You are free to live again, to try again ! And on a clean slate this time, not having to fight all previous failures. This will give you the opportunity to truly get better. Feeling better and doing better. I'm at the beginning but this insight from a book that I'm sharing with you today changed my perspective. I cried when I realised how much unnecessary weight I had put on myself and how good it felt to ask for forgiveness. It reset the timers to 0. It set me to a fresh start. Now, I still have flaws and I still need to deal with my past actions. The difference is I can improve on them now that I don't have to sustain these unrealistic expectations of perfection anymore. Giving that up allowed me, paradoxically, to get better. I feel much lighter and I feel like I can accomplish good things instead of trying to fight bad old habits. It may not be perfect but I hope this comment will be a spark for you to forgive yourself and start feeling and doing better. Much love on your journey.
@ChangeUrAtOnYT.comSlashHandle6 жыл бұрын
Marka Biti It's of no use, I feel, your effort is on people by the medium you're using to spread your message
@lulucalliope7136 жыл бұрын
Don't have anyone to talk to? No problem! Watch some classic cartoons from your childhood! Living in the past helps ease the pain of knowing that you're pathetic because your entire sense of self-worth depends on getting your parents' approval, and no matter how hard you try, you'll never be good enough for them, and your own lack of self-confidence will keep you from finding a romantic partner in life! ...or is that just me?
@elmateo776 жыл бұрын
It's just you. I prefer horror movies to cartoons.
@AngelofBanishment6 жыл бұрын
Lulu Calliope it doesn't stop you from finding romance, it just helps you land in abusive ones over and over again.
@AngelofBanishment6 жыл бұрын
Oh I guess you haven't hit that stage yet....I'm sorry, you might wanna start the crying now
@lulucalliope7136 жыл бұрын
Nah, I've been in relationships...guys who use me to cheat on their girlfriends, guys who stand me up on dates, guys who prefer playing video games than spending time with me... And it's more than just a lack of self-confidence. I'm autistic, and years of verbal abuse from my parents regarding my disability have had an effect on me. I can't do a lot of things without thinking, "Oh my god, I can't do this because I'm autistic and I'm nothing without my parents' mercy and guidance."
@Sonneratia_Polaris6 жыл бұрын
Lulu Calliope You've had a tough life. I hope you'll have the courage and hope to make it better...
@shiv421kobra4 жыл бұрын
Everything from 1:35 onwards is the best acting ever seen on this channel.
@ryan_n054 жыл бұрын
Yeah... "acting"...
@fen45546 жыл бұрын
Pff, I didn't even bother with the dating. Why risk rejection? Now I'm alone and no one bothers me. Ever. Ever...
@marleywinters93786 жыл бұрын
Friendly Metroid I know, right? Better to die alone than risk the dangers of the opposite sex(or the same sex, i don't judge).
@xylyl34196 жыл бұрын
agreed.
@TheLandOfDreams6 жыл бұрын
ALRIGHT DR. CUDDLESMCHUGS IS IN THE HOUSE (hugs)
@amandab39466 жыл бұрын
When your dating technique turns into actively avoiding people so you don’t have to face any rejection. And you genuinely can’t remember the last time you experienced human touch. And you type in the third person to distance yourself from the truth... HaHAhA :(
@Mino123r6 жыл бұрын
Friendly Metroid that sounds exactly like my plan however I ruined that by being drunk and tellin people what I actually think of them soooo I’m moving countries
@cameronsuter90516 жыл бұрын
*stares at herbs growing on my patio *stares at my bulk chicken to cook this Saturday *stares into void of crippling loneliness Oh...
@MoniCu926 жыл бұрын
Cameron Suter hahaha well shit
@courtney40936 жыл бұрын
where's the oscar
@nickname-kr1yx6 жыл бұрын
Courtney Guthrie He’s not getting one because he wasn’t acting
@ags34846 жыл бұрын
Oh honey he wasn’t acting
@nicholaswestover51623 жыл бұрын
This is quite possibly the greatest sketch in the world. Does it hit close to home? Of fuckin' course it does.
@a.a.57716 жыл бұрын
"why would I inflict myself on someone else.." 😭😭
@jippalippa6 жыл бұрын
Grant is honestly becoming a legend among the cast
@lime76626 жыл бұрын
I didn't sign the form for this feels trip
@theoddball76 жыл бұрын
No one did, man.
@Veronica.John10-106 жыл бұрын
LOL
@yupsure60164 жыл бұрын
"Why would I inflict myself on others" I've wondered for a while How I feel, that's it, right on the nose
@breembo6 жыл бұрын
next episode: So you finally got pressured into marriage, and found another person as broken and lonely as you were. Now years later you are even more depressed, but decide maybe kids is what you need. but it becomes and even bigger nightmare you cant simply leave. Oh how good you had it when you were lonely and single. now what grant huh? you gonna do that to us?
@brandonb47426 жыл бұрын
calli clark jeezus m8
@stephenb78296 жыл бұрын
calli clark it's not your fault.... remember it's not your fault
@jamaicastrong33686 жыл бұрын
calli clark, you are psychic
@garfelion53566 жыл бұрын
Lol!
@firebird1886 жыл бұрын
you actually described my parents marriage.
@SchoolDeskInk6 жыл бұрын
Grant, you...you feeling alright?
@stonecat6766 жыл бұрын
Did it seem alright to you?
@ejwowiing6 жыл бұрын
You two are great at asking questions. I might learn something from you both.
@ejwowiing6 жыл бұрын
Jo Fu 👆
@Niaaa33936 жыл бұрын
2 real 4 me
@TriasDark6 жыл бұрын
When did College Humor get so dark XD
@manasavijit39716 жыл бұрын
Yeah.
@satishgadhe58006 жыл бұрын
Sonia Talukdar Here goes my smile too
@stmordi6 жыл бұрын
Yeeee, i dont like this....
@billsfansj6 жыл бұрын
same
@FatmanVA3 жыл бұрын
"why would i inflict myself on someone else" cheers mate, I'll drink to that.
@i.wikkeld6 жыл бұрын
This got way too real. Awesome acting Grant ❤️🙌🏻
@maberti6 жыл бұрын
Inge Meems I, like many many people in the comments, can relate. I've recently found myself in a similar situation and here's something that might help those who want to read through: Feeling unloved, unlovable, is a character trait associated with our culture. We are told throughout childhood that we aren't good enough or that we should be perfect. We equate love with being perfect. Any small dent in that perfect image throws us in a state of panic, guilt. We think we don't deserve our parent's or society's love anymore, because of our mistakes. Small mistakes pile up and we feel uncomfortable because of them, because we are afraid of showing anybody those mistakes. As we try to cope with this negative self-image, we spiral into bad coping mechanisms like the ones portrayed in this video, or like drinking, internet addiction, or any sort of escape from this fear. At some point, this negative self-image becomes so heavy that we push other people away. Sometimes hiding from them How messed up we are becomes more important than being in a relationship. "How could they love me if I am so messed up?". Might lead to "how messed up am I that I push people away?". We might spiral out of control. The solution is not "to get your act together", like we tell ourselves. It puts more pressure on us to avoid repeating mistakes. And whatever progress we might make will disappear when the first little mistake arises. You will think that you're back to square 1 and that all your efforts were not enough and you will curse yourself and might get into bad coping mechanisms again. The solution is forgiveness. Keeping yourself accountable for every little action you have made buries under a mountain of stress and guilt. And guess what, other people are just as imperfect as well! Learning to love each others weaknesses is what its about. Forgiveness shows you how that mountain is unnecessary pain you're inflicting yourself. No matter what you have done, how bad you think it is, admit it. And ask to be forgiven. From others, because they will appreciate it. But most of all you can try to forgive yourself. Forgiveness erases all the unbearable debts you're keeping track of and which slow you down, forgive all the debts to your past. You are free to live again, to try again ! And on a clean slate this time, not having to fight all previous failures. This will give you the opportunity to truly get better. Feeling better and doing better. I'm at the beginning but this insight from a book that I'm sharing with you today changed my perspective. I cried when I realised how much unnecessary weight I had put on myself and how good it felt to ask for forgiveness. It reset the timers to 0. It set me to a fresh start. Now, I still have flaws and I still need to deal with my past actions. The difference is I can improve on them now that I don't have to sustain these unrealistic expectations of perfection anymore. Giving that up allowed me, paradoxically, to get better. I feel much lighter and I feel like I can accomplish good things instead of trying to fight bad old habits. It may not be perfect but I hope this comment will be a spark for you to forgive yourself and start feeling and doing better. Much love on your journey.
@alleyoliver33156 жыл бұрын
This got good and depressing. Just what I want from a CH video! My good mood has been cured! Thanks CH!
@memoowo6 жыл бұрын
Alley Oliver lmao
@sirbadonk27276 жыл бұрын
There's no humor in this. This is more like an attack to my existence. Remove this video.
@toxiiskullz6 жыл бұрын
Edan Khan let it stay
@dabblingdame446 жыл бұрын
your comment is funnier than the video
@Crispman_7776 жыл бұрын
It's said that the best comedy makes you laugh and cry.
@Tozzie506 жыл бұрын
Me 😭😭😭
@tewstronge91735 жыл бұрын
I was with you until you said revoke the video
@_franci5 жыл бұрын
Guys, really love what you’re making! Keep it up. Also, Grant, I hope this was the sketch and not your mindset: you do have potential and you’re fulfilling it, doing this job you love and spreading powerful messages with videos like this one. If you need to talk with somebody don’t be afraid, everyone can be scared of themselves, the important thing is being able to bring ourselves up after being down, that’s where our friends help us. Have a great day
@stormstar26 жыл бұрын
When a comedy sketch hits so close to home that you break down crying
@maberti6 жыл бұрын
Taquito Terrorist I, like many many people in the comments, can relate. I've recently found myself in a similar situation and here's something that might help those who want to read through: Feeling unloved, unlovable, is a character trait associated with our culture. We are told throughout childhood that we aren't good enough or that we should be perfect. We equate love with being perfect. Any small dent in that perfect image throws us in a state of panic, guilt. We think we don't deserve our parent's or society's love anymore, because of our mistakes. Small mistakes pile up and we feel uncomfortable because of them, because we are afraid of showing anybody those mistakes. As we try to cope with this negative self-image, we spiral into bad coping mechanisms like the ones portrayed in this video, or like drinking, internet addiction, or any sort of escape from this fear. At some point, this negative self-image becomes so heavy that we push other people away. Sometimes hiding from them How messed up we are becomes more important than being in a relationship. "How could they love me if I am so messed up?". Might lead to "how messed up am I that I push people away?". We might spiral out of control. The solution is not "to get your act together", like we tell ourselves. It puts more pressure on us to avoid repeating mistakes. And whatever progress we might make will disappear when the first little mistake arises. You will think that you're back to square 1 and that all your efforts were not enough and you will curse yourself and might get into bad coping mechanisms again. The solution is forgiveness. Keeping yourself accountable for every little action you have made buries under a mountain of stress and guilt. And guess what, other people are just as imperfect as well! Learning to love each others weaknesses is what its about. Forgiveness shows you how that mountain is unnecessary pain you're inflicting yourself. No matter what you have done, how bad you think it is, admit it. And ask to be forgiven. From others, because they will appreciate it. But most of all you can try to forgive yourself. Forgiveness erases all the unbearable debts you're keeping track of and which slow you down, forgive all the debts to your past. You are free to live again, to try again ! And on a clean slate this time, not having to fight all previous failures. This will give you the opportunity to truly get better. Feeling better and doing better. I'm at the beginning but this insight from a book that I'm sharing with you today changed my perspective. I cried when I realised how much unnecessary weight I had put on myself and how good it felt to ask for forgiveness. It reset the timers to 0. It set me to a fresh start. Now, I still have flaws and I still need to deal with my past actions. The difference is I can improve on them now that I don't have to sustain these unrealistic expectations of perfection anymore. Giving that up allowed me, paradoxically, to get better. I feel much lighter and I feel like I can accomplish good things instead of trying to fight bad old habits. It may not be perfect but I hope this comment will be a spark for you to forgive yourself and start feeling and doing better. Much love on your journey.
@erikajaquess6 жыл бұрын
I always make meals for two. SO I CAN EAT BOTH. Om nom nom.
@Ijmiller86 жыл бұрын
ASMR Erika I can feel your tears behind the silliness.
@jorgesaenz89866 жыл бұрын
Isiah Miller We all can, depression attracts depression
@Mr3DLC6 жыл бұрын
I hear you I still got the appetite to spare :)
@jeffreyjdesir6 жыл бұрын
If you're single... And in Orlando, maybe we can share half a plate of your spaghetti you gluttonous bachelorette. ;)
@banditxavier28936 жыл бұрын
I just make one for today and one for tomorrow, sometimes another for the day after tomorrow
@seanwalsh97906 жыл бұрын
Having a dog helps the deep dark abyss of loneliness and self doubt
@vsgfilmgroup6 жыл бұрын
Until you realize you only got the dog to drag yourself out of the loneliness trap. Then you realize you're holding a living thing hostage to your own self-image and you're an even bigger monster than you ever thought.
@catherinestickels25915 жыл бұрын
Being at college away from said dog makes life a lot harder. I'm lucky to have gotten him through a rescue, both in that I can avoid vsgfilmgroup's sentiment and lucky in that he is the single most friendly being to ever exist on this Earth and I was very lucky to have him
@TheFrugalVideoGamer5 жыл бұрын
Plus they can eat your leftovers if you let them go too long!
@chriscam41656 жыл бұрын
I feel personally attacked.
@sylendraws12496 жыл бұрын
It would have been better if he had a really shitty apartment
@Mr3DLC6 жыл бұрын
SylenDraws I know right? If you want the cash for dates, consider crappy apartments to cut back on rent Stop buying into that consumerism crap they push on popular sitcoms with numerous furnishings
@ArviKarttunenlux6 жыл бұрын
All of this is ofc happening in CH's Sad Boy House
@skylarvail54676 жыл бұрын
No, because then it would be like he deserves it, but if it's a fancy apartment, then he can feel even worse about the privileges he has in his life. It's much easier to think "I have nothing" and have self pity. :) I'm fine
@haltopen125 жыл бұрын
That isn’t an apartment, Grant has secretly been living in the college humor offices for over a year
@hgos72116 жыл бұрын
That's some Doki Doki Literature Club level of a plot twist right there
@Apollo9898LP4 жыл бұрын
I know this is like a "haha funny" video but honestly I just wanna give Grant a hug
@Alekazam_tv6 жыл бұрын
This is too real. Holy shit I want to die.
@presidenttogekiss6356 жыл бұрын
I mean, he’s an american. If push comes to shove, there’s a bunch of people who would marry for the passport. Who says love can’t come from a souless transaction?😂
@rvawildcardwolf28436 жыл бұрын
I mean. It worked for our first lady.
@elkronnie65006 жыл бұрын
Introduce me? Lol
@EmB614916 жыл бұрын
But... You're s'pposed to look for your "Two love!!!" (a quote from the movie "The Princess Bride")
@elkronnie65006 жыл бұрын
Emily Balderdash I guess it's been way too long since I've seen that movie because I don't remember that at all lol
@kabedondon6 жыл бұрын
Not recommended. Instead of tearing yourself down and destroying every bit of self esteem you have, you'll have someone else who you will do it for you, in multiple languages even.
@jackgriffiths75375 жыл бұрын
I'm laughing to hide the pain of seeing myself in this video
@Weird_but_neat6 жыл бұрын
This shit got too real Wish I could watch grant talk about how depressed he is so I don’t feel so alone
@jamesryder83056 жыл бұрын
Need a pow-wow?
@Weird_but_neat6 жыл бұрын
Javier Whitefield I need a gun to blow my brains out
@marcwittkowski51466 жыл бұрын
Grant is actually a really decent actor.
@SanskarWagley6 жыл бұрын
Did you base this on me?
@ryan-il3kc6 жыл бұрын
No, me
@guerchr19936 жыл бұрын
No u
@Hi_Brien6 жыл бұрын
Yes
@svendinsvinderlin45696 жыл бұрын
No he based it on himself
@danbrew24876 жыл бұрын
No, nobody cares enough to parody your pathetic life.
@hemlockrobin69705 жыл бұрын
Grant is such a good actor i would love to see him in a professional style film
@RaccoonRevolution6 жыл бұрын
I’m not normally inclined to do this, but if you feel like you need help and don’t think you can afford it, look up “community mental health” for your area and get in contact with them. Even if it ends up being a bare minimum, I promise it will help.
@NewMessage6 жыл бұрын
The Captain and Cap'n thing is called a 'Parley'.
@elianaveron60726 жыл бұрын
Raquel Robles That would be the French
@gibrana92146 жыл бұрын
It's more of a guideline than an actual rule
@greenmeat12706 жыл бұрын
An eight-ball of charlie, 4 litres of vodka, 5 tabs of molly with two tabs of acid, a bag of weed and a gram of harry is called a 'Farley'. Isn't that interesting?
@greenmeat12706 жыл бұрын
Oh, and three hookers. That's the only way to Farley
@egemenozan56416 жыл бұрын
I think its Parlay
@ev0wizard6 жыл бұрын
I feel like this was Grant's cry for help, and those tears at the end were legit :-/
@unLargoEtcetera6 жыл бұрын
Don't worry, he's just a great actor.
@ev0wizard6 жыл бұрын
unLargoEtcetera yea ik, but still if he is in need someone talk to him