Story 1: I grew up in Phoenix, AZ. I know very well about the rock hard, clay soil. We sometimes had to use a pickaxe to get through the top layers of soil. 😅 Just a kind fyi...Gila Monster is pronounced Hila Monster. Great storytelling.
@BoozeandBoos7 ай бұрын
I appreciate you very much & thankyou for letting me know you at least enjoyed the content and stories. I definitely mispronounce things constantly so thankyou as well for informing me ! Normally it's just someone just correcting me and I never know if they at least enjoyed the stories ? Lol Have a good one 🍻
@gloriapayaso97277 ай бұрын
About Gila Monster, exactly 😅
@PrimateProductions5 ай бұрын
@@BoozeandBoosand I appreciate you saying what you did. Whenever I comment and let a narrator know about the correct pronunciation of a word I always try to make sure they know I have no intention of being rude by doing so and that I enjoyed the video (if I did of course) and often get no feedback so it's good to know that's how you feel about it. I also would want to know if I made a mistake pronouncing a word but would want the person to be kind doing so!
@PrimateProductions5 ай бұрын
@@BoozeandBoosoh and I wouldn't say you "constantly" mispronounce words because that's not true and you do so far less often than many other narrators...and that's not just me saying that because I definitely notice!
@nikolavujic3405 ай бұрын
😅😢
@truetoyoupresetsaimes7 ай бұрын
I hope your keeping yourself sane, between the frequent uploads and being a dad. Don't forget you time ! 😊
@mad90235 ай бұрын
Excellent advice for the new Daddy 👭
@vitawitchka95624 ай бұрын
Aww most wholesome comment
@cko86437 ай бұрын
I really enjoyed the first story of the land surveyor. I thought it would be boring. It was so interesting the way this person writes, I could completely envision it. Well done.
@justpeachy48517 ай бұрын
I will never regret the adventures we had in the 80s/90s. Treasured memories
@x702227 ай бұрын
same. My kindgerarten had a field out back, but it was more of a crater with hills and trees lining a bowl like depression. We used to have the best recess ever playing there.
@GeorgeJetson-r3o5 ай бұрын
Yep the good old days, I'm glad I got to grow up before smart phones and social media, once Instagram started, people's habits and self centeredness just went hay wire. When I was in high school, having a Nokia cell phone was rare at thr end if 10th grade, by senior year most people had them but not smart phones and no one swiping their phone every 30 minutes all day every day and not going outside whenever possible going on adventures, and thinks being safe and people leave u alone if ur out being a kid, no body called the police when kids are just exploring in pastures and building forts in the forest, ( biggest reason is because people didn't vandalize and steal and disrespect their elders whether they are perfect stranger's or not), u didn't see people in bikinis taking pictures of themselves posing and having their beastie take gram photos if their butt being their every 5 posts. I'm glad I got to be a kid and enjoy being young and my friends and associates were normal and not completely self centered. Worried about what their Instagram make believe reputation is, making a picture collage depicting you are living this fabulous life and your doing better than everyone else in life, What I loved about being in elementary school and middle school, society in my area, was not concerned about what kind of car ur dad drove or ur mom drove or if ur house was fully remodeled and u got a bunch of flat-screen and laminate flooring, we drive a big orange van with rooster takes made of rust spraying up over each fender well, muffler was broken and the thing could be heard from 5 blocks away, literally, we could hear our dad coming home from over a Mile away the way the road was above our house and the way the pasture land left the top main road visible about one or two miles away and we would have a 5 minute warning that dad was coming home so we could stop doing whatever we are not supposed to be doing, break up any fights between us brothers and clean up any evidence of hitting each other and get rid if anything we broke or hide it until we can fix it, or put his tools away as quick as possible and get the dog out if the house and start pretending like we were sweeping the garage or pulling the lawn mower out
@sammygambles7 ай бұрын
You’re up there with let’s read right now for me. Loving the content.
@tablescissors4 ай бұрын
He's way better, that channel got so far off the rails and predictable. The egotistical commentary and fan worship got weird too.
@mikaylajoelle4249Ай бұрын
They are my2 favs
@CreeperNick7 ай бұрын
Glad that middle of nowhere won the poll! Can't wait to listen at work tomorrow 🤘
@Mrs.Baker81987 ай бұрын
Needed this so bad! Thank you friend 🫶🏻
@kylie6likes7 ай бұрын
I live in the middle of nowhere Washington State (my towns population is about 700) I can say weird shit happens in tiny towns Thanks again for another great video B&B ❤
@adjuafrican26647 ай бұрын
Maybe u should start making some interesting-scary videos tòo!
@kylie6likes7 ай бұрын
@@adjuafrican2664 ahh that takes a lot of time and effort! Work family and my side hobby(taxidermy) keep me busy enough!
@tablescissors4 ай бұрын
@@kylie6likes maybe just DM the narrator here with one to share, throw us a "bone".
@pntbtr7 ай бұрын
i've always imagined that being a land surveyor for unchartered territory has got to be one of the creepiest jobs ever! lot of respect for those guys!
@aceystar14787 ай бұрын
A job I totally want
@DaLump896 ай бұрын
My dad and brother are land surveyors. My dad in southern Ontario and my brother in NWT. They have some crazy stories and pictures. I work in northern Alberta in the oil patch, so usually pretty remote. I’ve seen and heard some stuff, always human related though.
@MysticYusha5 ай бұрын
@@DaLump89what kind of pictures?
@DaLump895 ай бұрын
@@MysticYusha wolves taking down caribou, wolverines, muskox, cool nature stuff most people don’t get to see. They get to drive sherp’s and other crazy off road machines as well.
@AislingRea7 ай бұрын
Truly loving the background scenics ❤
@obscene_kris7 ай бұрын
Yes!! I just got home after a pretty rough day at work, and this upload is just what I needed. Thanks B!!
@Chrissy2597 ай бұрын
Booze and Boos, Nice channel. I subscribed. I like "Middle of Nowhere Horror stories". Plus, at 3:25 Gila monster is pronounced Heel-a monster. Thanks for the upload. ❤❤
@xxfolklorexx7 ай бұрын
This is so awesome you’re posting more and more often honey. Never stop being amazing.❤
@PunchBuggyDreams7 ай бұрын
Whenever I find myself in Indian land where I hike I always say a prayer to the effect that I am acknowledging that I am on their land and I am respecting it. I just tell the First Nations forest spirits that I come in peace and I thank them for letting me be on their land. Especially if it's on ancient burial grounds and such. We have plenty of Wendigo legends and Trickster spirits tales here in Canada.
@dallaz70486 ай бұрын
What province in Canada?
@PunchBuggyDreams6 ай бұрын
@@dallaz7048 Southern Ontario.
@tablescissors4 ай бұрын
Everywhere in the world you are on someelse's territory. Civilizations rise and fall over and over, we discover new ones all the time. The Scots, Celtics, and Scandinavian are some of the oldest and most indigenous to their regions.
@daviswhite17617 ай бұрын
HAHA FIRST 25 VIEWS LET'S GOOOOO!!! Love you B&B, never stop! You have no idea what impact you're having on little people like me. Cheers 🍻🍻🍻
@PrimateProductions5 ай бұрын
You are a little person?? How interesting! (Naw...I'm just teasing...that was just how I first read it!)😊
@_cjc_7 ай бұрын
You always do such a great job telling stories! Your voice is perfectly suited to your channel’s genre. Keep up the good work!
@mikaylajoelle4249Ай бұрын
Agreed
@Zkasow7 ай бұрын
Another great set of stories Story 2 was intense and easily my fave. Thanks for the upload.
@Meggy897 ай бұрын
Thanks for what you do, you are awesome!!
@dr.echols63847 ай бұрын
Arizona native here. It’s pronounced He-lah monster. Just so you know for the future ❤. Otherwise loved the stories!
@unnamedobserver31034 ай бұрын
Just came across your channel, you have a very pleasant voice and good stories, thank you!
@g1rldraco77 ай бұрын
Glad to see you're doing well. I live in the high desert and I can tell you despite the isolation and quiet there is a level of creepiness out there 😮
@aj18007 ай бұрын
Storytime with one of my favorite storytellers B&B! Great night😁
@helenwilson84737 ай бұрын
😅😅😅😅 28:56 😅😊😅😅😊😅 31:10
@jasonfrye87907 ай бұрын
I swear, it’s just like watching a movie in my brain as you tell the story. So well done. I’m sort of new to online story telling and you are by far, the best of everything I have heard! God bless!🙏
@LoganMichaelCairnes7 ай бұрын
Love the new intro bro thank you for the stories 😁
@adjuafrican26647 ай бұрын
Wow. I'm impressed! Great job!
@itriponair827 ай бұрын
Thank you for your time! These are great stories and I enjoy your voice. Walked almost 9 miles listening to my favorite narrators last night.
@ChickenArad17 ай бұрын
Where
@PrimateProductions5 ай бұрын
@@ChickenArad1why would you ask her that?
@emilysimmons3967 ай бұрын
Always makes my night when I see a new uploaded episode........LOVE your channel! You rock❤
@anitaludovici28597 ай бұрын
He's a good storyteller. I normally listen to Mr. Ballen but I'll add this guy too.
@reneecarol21307 ай бұрын
I love your content,i love story's like this and "in the woods" stories . Ty
@harrietlawson8948Ай бұрын
Your voice is Amazing ❤❤❤
@elbaestridge65037 ай бұрын
You are the # 1 Storyteller ever.
@brainzrpainz69917 ай бұрын
You, sir, are a narration machine 💪🏻
@kymberlyn4207 ай бұрын
Ilovecampingatlake Berryessa and eating mushroom omelettes with a candy paint green glitter speed boat. Too bad the campsite we used burned down a week after we left 😢 I came to find out it was arson to hide forensic evidence of murder last Thanksgiving. I think the fire was around 2019 😢
@REF02024 ай бұрын
Love your stuff. 1. Correction; its pronounced He-la monster
@conquerthafuture72097 ай бұрын
Always have some kind of offense. Some of the MrBallen stories would have never happened if they carried a firearm
@patriciamurphy65597 ай бұрын
I love the video in background, nice!
@sha0linshawn7 ай бұрын
I couldn't even make it a few minutes through the first, so cringe inducing. It's called sunscreen , genius, use it. "Makes men into metal". bro
@richardevans90037 ай бұрын
Agreed!
@atarxieu6 ай бұрын
I think the scariest part of this video is at 3:36 because as a studying herpetologist, Gila (pronounced Ge-ya) monsters are NOT poisonous. They’re venomous. The difference? Poison is ingested (consumed) whilst venom is injected (like a vaccine shot) - (this is important because venom needs a specific anti venom and can’t be treated or often detected by poison labs and medicine). Also they are nicknamed the suicide lizard due to the fact their venom isn’t fatal BUT the pain caused by their venom often causes people to commit or want to commit suicide because it is absolute torture. They’re also extremely protected so don’t be stupid and say “Oh JuSt KiLl It” because if you kill a Gila monster and are found killing one you will be put in jail because of how protected they are. And an added bonus fun fact is that despite snakes which have specialized holes in their fangs to allow venom to flow from the glands behind their eyes into you, Gila monsters, and many other venomous lizards for that matter have specialized grooves in their teeth in which they bite down and chew into your skin, as this happens it presses down on the gums which allows the venom to flow out and slowly seem into your skin allowing for a more nasty bite as they have cone like teeth meant for tearing flesh!
@Thatonedude19797 ай бұрын
I grew up in Fairfield CA about 35 to 40 min from lake Berryessa. It got some strange people around there I’ve had issues creepers around that lake in the past. The Zodiac killer killed a woman and nearly killed her boyfriend there
@harpersmythe6586 ай бұрын
3:27 Gila Monster - HEE LA Monster
@beanstaters3167 ай бұрын
Thanks for sharing
@heatherriter38977 ай бұрын
Not that you care, but just an FYI, it's pronounced he-la.
@RockerRed7 ай бұрын
Hiya fromNorCal! I love your channel! ! 👑 👍🤘Thank you! Thank you! 💚🦋💚
@awareimawolf7 ай бұрын
As far as story 1 goes, i fully Believe it
@ElizabethNK247 ай бұрын
Great! Thanks. ✌️
@GG-pv6fi7 ай бұрын
Live in PHX, was awesome to hear the first story. Now im wondering whats been built in the area it happened
@Yahodie423 ай бұрын
I’m an Alaskan Bush surveyor. Respect for the fist story. We deal with a lot in our profession.
@violetlove35806 ай бұрын
Uhhh guys, a painting I've had above my bed for a while just started staring at me with two huge, black eyeholes... it's an abstract painting... it's never looked like that before, not even close. I took it down immediately and put it face down in another room. Absolutely terrifying, I'm SHOOK. 😳😳😳
@IAmJaguarPaw.ThisIsMyForest.6 ай бұрын
Surveying work is harsh & unforgiving work, now......but before GPS?
@deniseunknown45767 ай бұрын
What a voice! Love the sound. Appreciate a real voice. THE AI voices other channels use are horrible. I can’t hardly listen to them. Great channel-subscribed.
@lwright15546 ай бұрын
I enjoy the stories but I have an issue with the continuing "doom" music playing throughout. It's becoming increasingly popular but it's not something I can stand for long. Sorry.
@michelleferrell98547 ай бұрын
It’s pronounced “he-la” (Gila) lmonster. 🥰
@youtubeplayer81737 ай бұрын
And they are Venomous not poisonous like story teller says
@Chrissy2597 ай бұрын
Michelle, Hi you mentioned this to narrator before I did. Thanks. 😊
@HughJassole4206 ай бұрын
Second story is completely fake and frankly just dumb with all the extra fake details
@Noneofubuisness-n7h5 ай бұрын
#1 geez, you would think if that's what you do for a living you'd be prepared for any given situation!
@MontanaYoder-ju8ts5 ай бұрын
Story 5....just wow. Clearly came upon a murder dumping scene. Y i k e s.
@leoboog83 ай бұрын
Thanks!
@LandonKennedy117 ай бұрын
Just a kind fyi...Gila Monster is pronounced Hila Monster.
@latrinamcneil51887 ай бұрын
The giant 7 foot man was probably hiding the back seat of your truck. You never said you locked the door.
@LlJjJackson7 ай бұрын
Hey man I promise you dream come true I promise you wish do to and you get low on following and Sub you My Guy I promise you good day don't see All Fall away that day come true you know that
@bengallup93215 ай бұрын
Really enjoying your channel. Just subscribed.
@cathypeterson24205 ай бұрын
That would be some strange events a land surveyor before civilized .well thats a funny word in tidays world .its a book stephen king wrote i didnt finish ut .a newer one thnx fir reminder.
@frankburns59757 ай бұрын
20 years ago kids had respect bud, the problem is they don’t get their ass whooped anymore. For the story teller in the 14 min range
@mariamagdalena22142 ай бұрын
As a Native,the second story really pisses me off! Had to unsubscribe
@ThatAmazingSpy7 ай бұрын
Geez that would explain why the officer in story 3 was being rude to them it. They found his tree house of horrors.
@mayahawj38527 ай бұрын
Lake berryessa - I often hike there. Matter of fact I was just there a week ago. Everything is so green atm because of all the rain .
@wendymariep25807 ай бұрын
Your stories are to freaky for me man
@EducatedPsycho955 ай бұрын
Why do you listen then? Lol (also it’s too not to)
@elizabethjandt227177 ай бұрын
🖤
@Enigma_in_the_void7 ай бұрын
The goat uploads again ❤
@AParallelReality6 ай бұрын
Dude legit got attacked by Oscar The Grouch
@ventii_kun7 ай бұрын
For story 2, I always wonder why people willing put themselves in the we kinds of situations. *If you f_ck around, you will find out!* I don’t care what you believe or don’t believe in, but you’ve got eyes n ears. You can see something’s wrong. You can hear and feel it too. If disturbing the dead isn’t a priority for you, fine. However, you’ve gotta worry about running into A) Another person or B) a wild animal And of course they would be silly enough to do this shit at night and not tell anyone else where they’re going. Glad the people are okay but DAMN!
@jennywax17137 ай бұрын
This is scaring me too much!
@Abbie-g1b7 ай бұрын
Hey look,,, 👀it's the middle of knowhere,,, 👀well how do you like that. 👀 🦎 Gotta go ⛷️💨
@chuckchizzle7 ай бұрын
I've had 2 VERY odd supernatural experiences in my life. They never happened again tho I don't believe in ghosts
@DaLump896 ай бұрын
Story 2. Bro needs some different “friends”
@cherylcampbell93697 ай бұрын
fyi. in first story gila lizard is said hee-lah.
@goodbyejeffery7 ай бұрын
The first story was just Spamton offering the guy a chance to be a [[BIG SHOT]]!
@patriciamurphy65597 ай бұрын
Wow! Craaazy first story! Dam, can you imagine running into that creepy guy?!? Wow! 😮
@mountaingirl17976 ай бұрын
Too much profanity 👎🏻
@JacksonJamesHiggins-rf3dy7 ай бұрын
Booze and boos just started listening to the stories today but love the vids if we just give you a few more years on KZbin then you will become better than you are already
@sandysconce66215 ай бұрын
Loved listen to this one as usual.
@mjcusmthw7 ай бұрын
Love the homeless hitchhiker story. I think I would have laughed out loud, nodded at him and bought his meal on my way out. LOL
@laundryinrain7 ай бұрын
hey man i really enjoy your stories! gives me something to listen to at work. really appreciate your channel!
@HughJassole4206 ай бұрын
Bro sounds just like tuv
@tammybaker87586 күн бұрын
Thank you for your stories ❤
@stevekaye55367 ай бұрын
Bring it on Butterfox:
@ch25057 ай бұрын
aaaaayyyyyeeeee
@jingerjar13656 ай бұрын
#.1 Needed a machete
@jayjaybrown11235 ай бұрын
Pretty good 💯
@aleckzeus81535 ай бұрын
23:00
@LlJjJackson7 ай бұрын
Hey man if you know the true fax you wood stop what you do because I promise you everything I on and my life you think you get away hurt people you know it will find away back to you man you know I don't care you do to me you took everything so what do I have to lose I don't have shit to give anyone else but I promise you your dream will come true I promise you that I promise you I'm not mad I'm not sad I'm not die inside and I'm not with All the other guys and you know man you see the true fax I know what I'm talking about I promise you
@christianlowe28497 ай бұрын
My man never heard of punctuation before
@SusanMeyer-rw6hz6 ай бұрын
Knck knock?
@ShadeViking77 ай бұрын
⚡💯
@pinkyfloyd78236 ай бұрын
❤❤❤xxx
@AParallelReality6 ай бұрын
Everyone is raised not to be killed lol
@AParallelReality6 ай бұрын
Btw he had a gun and dude had a broken screwdriver… gun should win 100/100 times