50 Ways to Die in RL Craft

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[@Jake_Eyes]

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[@3xtremelamborghini]

Hi

[@gabrielnotgabriel9572]

No(yes)

[@cheungandythewhitepumpkin3549]

You Misspelled "Description" Text In The Beginning Of The Video

[@TayoTheLittleBusRocks]

You're Back...

[@wiggle143]

@@cheungandythewhitepumpkin3549oh my gosh he did…

[@iFlashboy]

Not going to lie, I expected the last kill to be “Expecting that deleting the game would prevent sea serpent attacks.”

[@Draconicfish2679]

Same

[@BrenTrap0005]

Same

[@32SKKS]

I thought deleting the game would summon a monster lol

[@catboi_company]

Ngl, that would've been funnier

[@R18Rooms]

Expecting that replying to this comment would prevent sea serpent attacks

[@leolen8029]

HES ALIVE!!!! HES ALIVE!!!! Also: "Not wearing proper respiratory equipment" with Ned as redstone dust is literally 46% uranium.

[@Green_Lobsta]

Not for long tho, he's learning 4D minecraft animation

[@cod3builder701]

In the world of ftb, redstone is a form of cinnabar, which is a compound of mercury.

[@leolen8029]

@@cod3builder701 That combined with the fact that in edu edition it's made of uranium, makes redstone one of the most toxic substances in minecraft.

[@TrlDMC.1]

​@leolen8029 "Uranum Mercuride". Is somehow harmless. (Just like table salt)

[@sledger2066]

@@TrlDMC.1but is that the Uranium in the redstone

[@Spritefightman]

I love how this went from ‘50 ways to die in mincraft’ to ‘50 ways to die in general’

[@Green_Lobsta]

Next one is probably gonna be old age then

[@Spritefightman]

@@Green_Lobsta they already did that

[@BrunoMaricFromZagreb]

What's up with the rhyming skull?

[@StrikeLaserEyes]

But, cmon, that's the fun part!

[@chjicken8488]

perfect

[@vasilybullock7967]

That skull animation was something i haven't seen before, they way it just floats so smoothly

[@General_C]

Wouldn't mind getting more of it honestly, it was REALLY good!

[@nicolassteckert7149]

Reminded me a lot of Crash Bandicoot cutscenes

[@ihaveaname9691]

And it never perfectly hit the goddamn corner. Where is the DvD logo reference!

[@vasilybullock7967]

@@nicolassteckert7149 yeah i knew it was a reference to older games like that

[@Driantheking46]

Ik

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

The jump height of Sea Serpents is terrifying. I once built a base so high up that Djinn would spawn, and while trying to build a bridge north off of it, a serpent that just randomly showed up one day spotted me and leaped right up on top of the bridge. Against all expectations, that somehow didn't kill me immediately.

[@octosquid48]

Wait this mod has djinn?

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

@@octosquid48 ...Yes? They're included in Lycanites Mobs.

[@octosquid48]

@@TinyDeskEngineer huh

[@Akabalthy]

Keyword being "immediately"

[@ethantreadway9478]

Expecting that being in Heaven would prevent Sea Serpent.

[@silverflight01]

4:01 In Space, no one can hear you get tail whipped by sea serpents

[@Green_Lobsta]

But they can hear the river reptiles

[@The_whales]

And the explosion

[@LittleTube466]

Quick Question, do people actually know what movie that line references? i've heard people say it so many times and I'm going to bed at at least 70% of them don't know the reference.

[@brandongamingtv7545]

@@LittleTube466 alien

[@СергійСавелов]

@@LittleTube466 Alien.

[@doomguy8600]

Half of me was really expecting after uninstalling RL Craft it would say "Expecting That Uninstalling RL Craft Would Prevent Sea Serpent Attacks"

[@leoncergaming7745]

Same here.

[@General_C]

Wish granted.

[@Broden1108_offical]

What does the rl in rl craft stand for???

[@GedanJ]

​@@Broden1108_offical apparently "real life" craft if i am not mistaken. I have yet to see a dragon in my days however!

[@SneakTheOcto]

#51: Thinking that traveling to the comment section would prevent Sea Serpent attac- *-SneakTheOcto was killed by a Sea Serpent.*

[@Green_Lobsta]

#52: Sudden +4 card by the Green Lobster

[@superd8826]

​@@Green_Lobsta 53:Killed by the letter D, using another letter D as a bow.

[@thepizzaman6310]

​54: Assuming coming to the reply section would prevent Sea- PizzaMan was slain by a Sea Serpent

[@leonardorolingstella8554]

#52: Thinking that replying to another comment would prevent S- *-leonardo was killed by Sea Serpent*

[@flyguydev2008]

#54: Thinking that hiding in the replies of a comment would prevent Sea Serpent attacks -Flyguydev was slain by a surprise reply Sea Serpent

[@gamingwithlukeJToH]

as someone who plays on an ice & fire centered survival world, i can confirm that sea serpents appearing literally everywhere is very very accurate.

[@B.L.U.S]

except they are usually just: *DID YOU REMEMBER THE LAVA BUCKET!?* games also free items if you did remember

[@YetiCat28]

The terraria version of a sea serpent is the Wyvern, which is seemingly garunteed to spawn if even a single block of the space biome is within 180 blocks of you.

[@jpegman6917]

I remenber finding one in a damn puddle

[@gamingwithlukeJToH]

@@jpegman6917 i also found that once.

[@smallxplosion9546]

@@YetiCat28 Unless you need souls of flight...

[@josephfritz3179]

3:28 After playing RLcraft multiple times, it's hilarious that these deaths are barely exaggerated because that just happens

[@flyguydev2008]

BARELY?!?!?

[@_ThatDudeAgain_]

Even doing the hokey pokey?

[@a-very-uncreative-handle]

@@_ThatDudeAgain_im sure if you could lycanites would have like a 20% chance to spawn a 20 hp mob that explodes everything in a nearby radius because thats what they all do for some reason

[@matrixmaster9616]

I want to install it.

[@spoopertrooper2726]

6:23 I mean, ya gotta hand it to the guy. He sure did a good job jumping back into the act even after he was completely caught off guard-

[@lordhareraiser3569]

Thinking that uninstalling RL Craft would prevent Sea Serpent attacks

[@leonardorolingstella8554]

RLCraft reinstalls itself and spawns a sea serpent in your world

[@PeanutBuny27]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/iJCVmmBrmb6Wi5I&pp=ygUVRnV1dXV1dXV1dXV1IDEwIGhvdXJz

[@memelord8769]

Thinking that playing a completely different game would prevent sea serpent attacks

[@leonardorolingstella8554]

@@memelord8769 Sea Serpent: **eats you** Dark Souls screen: _YOU DIED_

[@jpegman6917]

I swear man those things cab just spawn in puddles sometimes

[@bananerbug165]

The sea serpent should be a running joke for the rest of the series it never gets old

[@NuclearRaven13]

"Expecting playing vanilla minecraft would stop sea serpent attacks."

[@skipthefox4858]

⁠​⁠@@NuclearRaven13"Expecting that logging off of minecraft will stop sea serpent attacks"

[@leoncergaming7745]

"Expecting being in the middle of a vanilla boss battle would prevent sea serpent attacks"

[@ctrlaltrepeat245]

"Expecting that playing Counter Strike instead of Minecraft would prevent Sea Serpent attacks."

[@bananerbug165]

“Expecting playing a completely obscure video game nobody knows about would prevent sea serpent attacks”

[@w1ndgeneral226]

4:01 Didn't even try to eat it, *that was PERSONAL*

[@PvZandTHMasterPro]

How did it get to outer space then?!?! HOW

[@unevennoble9363]

​@@PvZandTHMasterPro Pure spite.

[@Steven12345]

1:35 its great to hear this gag again, even after almost a decade

[@craycraywolf6726]

I know 🥹

[@MegaBeast6854]

For real

[@Clanngabang]

4:01 There Space Ship up Aint no Sea Serpents going to attac-

[@ED-gw9rg]

Wait, I remember this one! Its the wall-building guy, right?

[@i_am_superb690]

Yes

[@docfox4353]

I like the idea of using mods in the videos to spice things up

[@andrewdegarmo5565]

51- Thinking being inland would protect you from sea serpent attacks. *Cut to a panicked sailor hiding in a desert village. Crushed by a sea serpent.* 52- Being out of your natrual habitat in a village of starving peasents. *Serpents eyes widen. Villagers charge them with silverware.*

[@Dark_hat_the_creator]

53.expecting orbiting 47,00,000,000 meter above the sea would prevent sea serpent attack (at the death star) Ha! *everyone in deathstar was sain by sea serpent*

[@SupersuMC]

​@@Dark_hat_the_creator 54. Thinking being a Sea Serpent would protect you from A-10 Thunderbolt attacks

[@Unconxis]

Jake, you've outdone yourself with this one. The poems were a nice touch, and the sea serpent gag in particular got a good amount of laughs from me. Kudos, and here's to more future unalive-ing in ExcavationManufacture

[@ChillBoris]

I believe that those are limericks.

[@SupersuMC]

@@ChillBoris Which is a type of poem.

[@herooftime1000]

Bro, I love the skull in the beginning. Reminds me of the jester Umlaut from CarnEvil.

[@Jake_Eyes]

Take a wild guess where I got the idea.

[@herooftime1000]

@@Jake_Eyes Nailed it, then! Good choice!

[@SantiPowerShow26]

​@@Jake_Eyeshey make 50 ways to die in Minecraft tekkit

[@daiguey2687]

@@Jake_Eyes Honestly wish people would use this reference more often, it was an awesome game

[@3rduck735]

Those ARE limericks, right? They feel like limericks.

[@thebelovedlion2208]

RLCraft is the embodiment of the phrase “Damned if you do, damned if you don’t.”

[@spyro91rep.productions22]

8:57 “Attempted to aim at surface to-aim to aim with Spyros big- “ Haha very funny snake eyes very funny. -_- but that’s a good one XD

[@skeletonlord5255]

Hehehehe

[@vhproductions]

Welcome back. Shoutout to those mid-section rhyme moments, you NAIL voice acting to a T! Love that skull guy too.

[@Supinator-iu8fs]

His name is Skullivan McAhbruh

[@The_Mewtwo_Channel]

I also like the floating skull making rhymes and then transitions to the other parts of the vid

[@mrpopcornman3410]

5:17 civvie has taught us more than anyone to fear that man

[@dimples9746]

5:18 part of me wants to say this is a civvie11 reference

[@elmenosfunable2001]

it definitely is. dont know of anybody else that calls john carmack this many titles

[@16russelllewis45]

I was reading the text and thought th exact same thing XD

[@DaveMiller6042]

The fact that this comment was hearted makes me believe it is

[@fireak9429]

I love the fact, that the humour in the video is really understandable even for the people, who have found this modpack out from this video and have never heard about it before

[@taotaoliu2229]

I lost it at the "bowel movement skill" death 🤣

[@senabecool7232]

Jake, I like the addition of that rhyming skeleton

[@Kingkit25]

Whoever modeled that deserves a raise.

[@carlosemilio5180]

Banjo tooie:

[@CoraCreates]

Same here. I hope it’s not staying though. It’d be even better as a one-time thing.

[@metaworld567]

51: Thinking that flying twelve million light-years away in orbit around Ton 618 would prevent Sea Serpent attacks.

[@aireyroblox]

New world record for most sudden notification

[@derpzones]

You can really see the production value increase when going from the first 50 ways to this one- it really shows you how far it’s come

[@zekeram129]

Between Skully and The Avatar of All Human Knowledge That Was, Is, and Shall Be known as John Carmack, your reference game is top-notch

[@pyrotf2198]

6:45 i agree, she is good looking

[@Dylan-bu7wi]

Wrong kind of hot!

[@Knojj_stickman349]

​@@Dylan-bu7wi REALLY HOT AHH- *Burns alive by a dragon*

[@ToadSparkster]

🤨

[@Daryavahush]

damn scalies

[@reubenescobedo7243]

I like the skeleton laugh it sounds funny

[@Ismatic1906]

This is now my favorite joke specifically because of my heavy appreciation for rhyming. Its the only thing that gives my life meaning. Good job

[@camwoodstock]

3:38 - "Link NOT in description, because who would wanna listen to this?" ...i mean, now that you mention it,

[@PurpleBroadcast]

This series just gets better and better 4:49 i think this is my favorite joke

[@game_shork67]

Hello Jake! I doubt you'll see this comment, but ever since you first mentioned tony's chocolonely years back, I've been buying it instead of other chocolates at every opportunity. Thank you for introducing me to it!

[@ultron6494]

Oh, we are now doing ways to die in mods? Nice. By the way, i highly recommend HBM Nuclear Tech Mod, a great mod that is as big as a medium modpack.

[@varahunter68]

excellent mod

[@jakeandzack5763]

I'd like to recommend the Dalek Mod

[@ultron6494]

​@@jakeandzack5763Thank you, i will give it a go.

[@MediaDroid960]

I think Yahimace’s RLCraft video says it all

[@ReiVenal]

Yahiarice

[@silverflight01]

8:45 Sometimes, being a small target instead of a big target has its benefits

[@AmyStrikesBack]

Okay i was not expecting a civvie "John Carmack description" reference but i am all for It

[@МаксЯ-у8з]

9:22 _Spawning a_ *_LIVER FLUKING_* _Ultra-Boss Monster Whose Attacks Inflict Every_ *_NOTCH NETHERED_* _Negative Status Effect in the Game to Punish the Player for Everything from Slaying a Dragon to Clipping their Toe Nails_ *_FOR THE LAST TIME_*

[@aroacegoblinyt]

#50.2: Thinking that never playing RLCraft would prevent sea serpent atta

[@matrixmaster9616]

*@aroacegoblinyt had bad timing again a Sea Serpent* (I enjoy my morning in RLCraft like a normal person) Me: Eh, I still haven’t tried this yet, but wasn’t killed.

[@gregoryblazek6056]

This is the most relatable 50 ways to die yet. Great stuff.

[@Springdude11]

5:08 Regarding the identical names... there's definitely a joke I'm missing here.

[@DrMrProfSir]

Different mods, same name

[@markerikson7423]

Yeah, is it because it came from behind or something?

[@Springdude11]

@@DrMrProfSir Good enough for me

[@erubianwarlord8208]

the guy diedtoand prepped to deal with a fire and ice cockatrice and then got killed by a lycanites mobs one instead

[@Kingkit25]

​In lycanites (hope ive spelled that right​) theres the cockatrace that is in this scene. Then ice and fire also adds a cockatrace that works differently i hope ive answered you're question

[@caevor523]

It’s really awesome seeing these still come out every once in a while, I always really enjoy all the effort and creativity that is put into them, as well as all the very silly bits.

[@pokemario8673]

6:11 (sigh) if you can tell that he really cares, you can tell that he’s trying as hard as he can but he….. he just can’t get it right.it’s so heartbreaking to watch. 😢

[@Jessica_Kirk]

We're recording.

[@rudysarmiento8700]

​@@Jessica_Kirkwhat?

[@jacelt7353]

@@rudysarmiento8700we’re recording!

[@jacelt7353]

@@rudysarmiento8700we’re recording!

[@inactivehorse9753]

We're recording!

[@UItEnthusiast]

3:39 We're gonna need a full upload of that absolute BANGER, Jake Eyes.

[@gavinwilson5895]

I gotta say I loved the Doom/John Carmack joke

[@TomoG4ch4_Alan94]

The series returned

[@simplyjustmono]

i like this twist! hopefully we can see more modded versions of this series

[@skipthefox4858]

Alex's Caves/Mobs next maybe?

[@simplyjustmono]

@@skipthefox4858 the next one is create+, but im hoping its be something like. idk all the mods? skyfactory maybe

[@skipthefox4858]

@@simplyjustmono maybe

[@spartansheep459]

Bro this is a massive step up from previous videos Legit adoring the new style you have now with the addition of the floating head while still keeping things similar and funny with the deaths themselves

[@d1kgaws12]

“What goes to the Lost City, stays in the Lost City” 8:12 “Are you sure about that?”

[@Qweze]

50 should have been "thinking that exiting that game would prevent sea serpent attacks"

[@ty-g3r]

This was outstanding! I haven't played RL Craft, but I'm still utterly impressed with the quality of the jokes in this video. Keep up the good work!

[@aiosquadron]

00:17 "And quite soon you will- dIe In MiNeCrAfT! Ready set go!"

[@MegaBeast6854]

Only OG 50 Ways to Die in Minecraft will know this joke 😊

[@olliedownie190]

I liked those scenes with the floating head, really gives you those very creepy vibes.

[@AkoSiRelano]

When the whole needed him most, he returns

[@TheCreativeType]

You just never flounder with these. Always nice to come back and see what “You Died!”-based shenanigans you’ve concocted.

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

4:20 And this is why I only ever use permanent vanilla torches. Sure, glowstone's hard to come about without risking a trip to the Nether to get lucis spores, but if I don't use them, sooner or later the realistic torches are going to go out at _just the right time_ to guarantee my death and probably make my items unrecoverable.

[@dsguy411]

Nice way to give the series a little spin. Hope to see more vids like this.

[@theguy.thefellaeven9728]

never did I expect to see a John Carmack Title bit in anything related to minecraft. glorious.

[@DrummerBoyTrishawn]

7:16 found the bloody bit you're welcome.

[@mrfrogman9559]

i am literally shaking and crying rn jake eyes would never do this

[@timeisahorse114]

10/10 limericks, I don't play RLcraft so I didn't understand a lot of the video. The limericks were a great way to explain certain game mechanics and bits to players who haven't tried RL yet

[@YourCthulhuWaifu]

I absolutely love seeing you guys post! Please keep at it!

[@InfiniteUploads2024]

"it's so heartbreaking to watch!" Jay: We're recording! "What?!" Jay: *WE'RE RECORDING!* "Uh.." *transcript*

[@МаксЯ-у8з]

3:45 A Siren named "Shimmyscale" appears out of nowhere and attacks Stu

[@iropthegamer726]

8:40 now I wanna know

[@RedSpino]

I googled, it's "Real Life" Craft, for its supposedly realistic adjustments, which could not be FARTHER from the truth.

[@iropthegamer726]

@@RedSpino ohh now I get it

[@Ey_SmoKrac]

Another way to die that I found out the hard way: Having to redownload the entire modpack after accidentally deleting an important file in the Lycanites Mobs folder ‘cuz you were trying to find a way to turn off THAT STUPID DAMAGE CAP. Edit: Also, discovering the raw unfiltered speed of combining Neptunium Armor, a Stone of the sea, and Depth Strider/Swift-swimming enchants. (You forget to get a bubble wrap and fly into a sea siren island at mach infinity) 7:37 Also its strange that like a billion Xaphans DIDNT spawn from that acid lake.

[@DelinquentChibi]

#51: Encountering John Carmack (Unless you're a Sea Serpent) #52: Being John Carmack (Because there's a Sea Serpent)

[@TophatVidz]

5:29 okay how the hell can a sea serpent even do that

[@МаксЯ-у8з]

3:34 "Nightmares" can sometimes happen when trying to sleep in a bed

[@okingames]

The fact that i know only the ice and fire mod parts kills me

[@Cubeytheawesome]

I only know ice and fire because it’s by the same fella who made Alex’s mobs/caves.

[@dabord7881]

finally, an accurate representation of RLcraft. -also please do deaths regarding expert tech modpacks, Idk how you'd do it but please-

[@supermegabenji1026]

Bro, I didn't even know a New "50 Ways" video just dropped. But this time it's accurate since the other videos are just about stuff isn't in minecraft and felt more like mods.

[@Solysis5]

i wouldnt be surprised if you had this death planned already but maybe on the next 50 ways to die in minecraft (the main series) one of the characters die from the sea serpent with the title "Expecting that uninstalling RLCraft would prevent sea serpent attacks"

[@ChloekabanOfficial]

Or one step further: expecting that freshly reinstalling your operating system would prevent sea serpent attacks. It's never going to stop escalating.

[@sylvanas9329]

Well, if we’re getting modpack episodes, may I throw in a few potential recommendations? Rebirth of the Night (the mobs DIG) Rustic Waters 2 (downside, literally everything is ocean. Upside, no sea serpents!) Tech mods in general (we got radiation, exploding machines, mental detonation upon trying to understand the crafting trees…) Blightfall (taint… taint everywhere… also an excuse for Thaumcraft to show up with its associated deaths, unless you want to give it a dedicated episode)

[@The_Goose2]

3:38 I dont know why. But this death is significantly funnier if you decide that stu isnt even playing rlcraft and his hokey pokey was just that bad.

[@oswaldgaming8331]

3:40 gimme the song link I demand it now!

[@extremephoenixblader5002]

Yeah

[@echoamoranto8973]

3:38 I love Stu dancing with Hokey Pokey.

[@stolyartoad8640]

The goddamn Civvie-11 reference, I can`t 🤣

[@DeltaC79]

Ok, here’s something: mascot horror has basically decimated the horror genre

[@lilunnna]

Finally, this series is back!! I finally knew was it feels wanted

[@The_Mewtwo_Channel]

Although I watch your other content sometimes, it’s good to see another one of these drop again and let us enjoy your fine work, excellent job on this video Jake Eyes! 🧀👍

[@quiverdancervolca]

The talking head speaking in limericks was peak

[@plasmic8020]

The progression in quality is so amazing but still the same style it’s just great

[@Thelift2013]

2:44 the only place safe from the dragons is the underground bunker.

[@Cog96]

…Sea Serpent Attacks 3:49 Discovering Where all Those Ink Sacks Came From 3:54 Expecting a Bridge Built 20 Meters Above Sea Level To Stop… 3:57 Expecting That Flying 60 Meters Above Sea Level Would Prevent… 4:01 Expecting that Orbiting 350,000 Meters Above Sea Level Would Prevent… 4:45 Expecting That Digging 50 Meters Underground Would Prevent… 5:26 Expecting That Traveling to Another Dimension Would Prevent…

[@spyro91rep.productions22]

Yea your back let’s go i always love your videos

[@ChildOfGorb]

Are you sponsored by shivaxi? If so, that’s very cool! I’ve played rlcraft for around 4 years and it’s amazing!

[@gabrielreid4950]

Didn't know this was coming out, but I'm happy now

[@Num1MarioFan]

I love this content and its so nostalgic, augh im getting old... Please dont stop making these videos we all love them

[@Autism-Creature]

The title on John Carmack. I see you are a man of culture aswell.

[@timmie2865]

heeeeeee's baaaaaaack (been waiting for so long dawg glad to see u back with a banger)

[@SleepyIceman6472]

9:40 I actually used (And modified) that last rhyme for a comment on a video where someone rage quits Shy Guy Surfing.

[@OmniMon94]

this is awesome as always man, GG. and also nice sponsor section JakeEyes.

[@StormC9A]

6:11 Holy shoot, I just realized! Is Skully talking about the intro guy from vanilla 50 ways here!? I mean he is known for messing up the *die in Minecraft* part.

[@Lodac77]

i think this might've been the greatest thing i've watched in a long time. i feel so happy finding content of my favorite game randomly and having it just be peak like this