"The Fish Story" -- How Dr. Fischler got his teaching certification in New York State. He gave a lesson to kids who didn't know him. He noticed a fish tank and a fish and decided to give the fish a tranquilizer. He put the fish back in the tank and he put wires into a tank ... the fish was floating on its back. The kids walk into the room and one of the students shouts, "Oh, no! Ralphie is dead!" Another student said, "Don't touch that! There is a wire going into the aquarium!" So Fischler pointed out to the kids that the wire was NOT attached to a battery He pulled the fish out and put the tail under the microscope. "See, you can see the blood flowing in the tail." He slapped the fish gently and it woke up. "You can't jump to conclusions. You need to look deeper into the evidence." That was the lesson. Dr. Fischler got his teaching certification.