I go to the gym at 6 AM, the only girls making eye contact with me are over 70 years old 😭
@nastyempire81275 жыл бұрын
😂
@sayorithecinnamonbun25105 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAH
@yannmergezs28205 жыл бұрын
Even my ugly ass gets girl of my age lol
@prashantkrishnankutty60385 жыл бұрын
Fuck
@amartyapandit5 жыл бұрын
Then go for some cougars
@LadiesMan-bo2cc5 жыл бұрын
Her: *giving me All the signs Me: how many sets do yo.... Her: I have a boyfriend Me: 😐
@Ghost-vg6rr5 жыл бұрын
Lmao haha
@brenarnaudov27165 жыл бұрын
Hahahah lmao
@gj91575 жыл бұрын
She's definitely into you.
@albertomoreno97955 жыл бұрын
Lol hasn't happened to me but definitely sounds like something girls will do.
@robertcollins53075 жыл бұрын
Fell your pain bro
@chancekiki84885 жыл бұрын
*points to 100 lb DB* “You using these?” “Yes” *starts over head pressing them* *Thinks to self*, “Alphas training hasn’t prepared me for this”
@vincenthoang62895 жыл бұрын
she says “and that’s just the warmup”
@Askorti5 жыл бұрын
@@vincenthoang6289 you mean the pre-warmup.
@pseudointellectualist19365 жыл бұрын
It will be even stranger if you spot a second female next to a 500 kilos deadlift weight preparing to lift it... An succeeding at that.
@AMSantosMusic5 жыл бұрын
Vincent Hoang nah that’s her cool down
@brandonbertram68365 жыл бұрын
Just let that one go bro lmao
@SouthPaw7185 жыл бұрын
I remember a few years ago I was doing shoulder presses when I began to struggle with my last rep. Out of nowhere I felt fingers lightly spot me from around my elbows. After I completed it, I turned around to say thanks and it was a chick. A ripped, shredded, viens everywhere , twice my size chick. I said "thanks" and she said "you're welcome baby" in the deepest voice and then walked away. Everyone was staring at me. Needless to say, I exiled myself to another gym to focus on bulking.
@PanDaMan-yd3ef5 жыл бұрын
I think she's trans
@sharma..89053 жыл бұрын
Tf
@manny101x3 жыл бұрын
Lmaoo
@isaiahallen48713 жыл бұрын
Damn I visualized that I would of walked out and never returned to that gym 🤣🤣
@gorillafamily92992 жыл бұрын
You exiled yourself?😂😂😂😂
@garyjoy35365 жыл бұрын
Me: Is that your car being towed? Her: running out Me: jumps on the equipment she was using
@nightmare-nightmarenightma11475 жыл бұрын
@zumzy u alright. Thanks, man.
@jamiegreyy5 жыл бұрын
Class 😂
@akshaytati5 жыл бұрын
@zumzy u ah..nice
@TheSupart915 жыл бұрын
@zumzy u u the mvp 😅🤣😂🏆🏅
@donsho095 жыл бұрын
You're now officially an expert
@cashcarmo5 жыл бұрын
I showed her my bottle of Tiege Hanley and now I’m married with 3 kids
@gj91575 жыл бұрын
She's not into you, she's into the Tiege Hanley.
@anirbanghosh97455 жыл бұрын
@@gj9157 lol
@DefHobbz5 жыл бұрын
Lol you're an idiot bro, when she leaves you she's taking half the bottle
@pseudointellectualist19365 жыл бұрын
@@DefHobbz By then he'll have used the cream for enough time to empty it halfway and she will receive the empty half...
@TJ-kj9ki5 жыл бұрын
No One Your wife has been cheating on you with Hanley
@holo68835 жыл бұрын
A guy: **Uses Tiege Hanley** Senoritas: **Signals intensify**
@r011ing_thunder65 жыл бұрын
It's so expensive though is it worth it fam
@YashGuptaaaa5 жыл бұрын
Sassy senoritas*
@r011ing_thunder65 жыл бұрын
Spicy senoritas*
@JoseHernandez-lm3hs5 жыл бұрын
Haha
@TheSupart915 жыл бұрын
💀💀💀💀
@jimnta28405 жыл бұрын
me: *choking with the bar* can u help me? her: i have a boyfriend me: *dead
@ericb14845 жыл бұрын
jim nta 😂😂💯
@Dimitrius15 жыл бұрын
Beatch
@harishsatheesh9375 жыл бұрын
bruh 😂😂😂
@humberto22945 жыл бұрын
Bro u srs🤣🤣🤣👍
@aminpictures46515 жыл бұрын
me : i dont care so ur helping me ?
@HiddenOP Жыл бұрын
The best advice for hitting on girls at the gym is to focus on your own training and not them. When you get near them make eye contact, smile and say hi, and continuing doing what you’re doing. Act like you own the gym and you’re being friendly and confident with all the people training in your gym. If you act like this and forget about “hitting” on her you’ll do much better. Gym flirting is a long term game. If you end up as the dude who hits on chicks you’ll need to change gyms fast.
@MikeSuperJohnson Жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, that's pretty good!!!
@travisandrews3909 Жыл бұрын
That is a good point 👉
@StevoStaple4 ай бұрын
or change gym times ive had to do that lmao 😬
@TG-oq2jx5 жыл бұрын
Me: *Breathes* Her: i have a boyfriend Me: 😣
@JaZZYJeFF2155 жыл бұрын
You trying tooo hard. Gotta be a rock to get noticed
@scsi_joe5 жыл бұрын
Oh that's too much..
@ryanjones31284 жыл бұрын
😂😁
@christianmichaels68344 жыл бұрын
@Carp Victor Just say, "does he know about me?" 😂. Or "I was actually seeing if you had time to hear about our Lord and Savior". Just have to joke it off. Most of the time, she doesn't have a boyfriend and is being stuck up.
@hoodeez3 жыл бұрын
@@JaZZYJeFF215 yeah Dwayne the rock
@faizanali84135 жыл бұрын
One important thing you learn from this video..."start going to the gym".
@daniemetnd4 жыл бұрын
Lmao facts
@daniemetnd4 жыл бұрын
@Smarty Paws lol
@ionutradu72624 жыл бұрын
@@daniemetnd shut up dude
@rohitkoulgupta19724 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣👍
@notsoghostie003 жыл бұрын
Bro I was planning on doing it this year 2020, but the irony holy crap.
@kausalyahegde17365 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Literally nobody: Not even Tony Stark : Alpha m: Looks 33 is 43.....
@abutainment5 жыл бұрын
simple world bro ur crazy😂
@pranavgrover96595 жыл бұрын
Looks 23
@donimier17705 жыл бұрын
Looks 25
@thorlogan42575 жыл бұрын
❤np boy
@zingdude235 жыл бұрын
Where's the heart you mother yaar? 🤔
@lemon95645 жыл бұрын
#1 conversation starter: “Hey, do you use Tiege Hanley?”
@jaykobbs2935 жыл бұрын
YousefE 80 🤦♂️
@ionfiodorov7525 жыл бұрын
Only if you are gay
@victorsylvester21525 жыл бұрын
@YousefE 80 🤦
@kelvinssosa29885 жыл бұрын
🤮
@manan-5435 жыл бұрын
@YousefE 80 seems like you're new to this channel
@chrisleearies4845 жыл бұрын
I once thought the girl liked me by being super nice and smiling at me, I observed her and turns out she's just as nice to all the other guys
@ferretninja331564 жыл бұрын
Rip
@mamawarriorprincessdaughte7973 жыл бұрын
Some girls are just really friendly.. I am one of those types I’m friendly to everyone..Doesn’t mean we’re easy we’re just friendly
@Aj-wz8oe3 жыл бұрын
@@mamawarriorprincessdaughte797 it's kinda weird in a sense because you'll be giving no sign who are you liking, so does that mean you behave the same with the person that you really like?
@Aj-wz8oe3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I feel that, it may look cool or good from girl's perspective, some girls do this and think it's good for them but it's dumb tbh, like being the same happy and helpful for everyone because all doesn't deserves to be treated in such way and the one she likes would never know if she's into him or not-
@mamawarriorprincessdaughte7973 жыл бұрын
@@Aj-wz8oe well no I’m the type of person that is very bold, and would just be like ... hey sexy.. wanna go out?
@ericnunez33165 жыл бұрын
Gym: Literally no other piece of equipment Her: Uses it Me: She totally wants me
@stopitskiiiuuup40065 жыл бұрын
Say man, it is the actual truth what he is saying, Most women are afraid of rejection so they show interest at the gym with their actions! They don't know how to approach men and want us to make the first move, so they would do the little crazy shit he is saying like pop up where you are on a machine multiple times! they are trying to invite you in for approach!
@au-confedential27135 жыл бұрын
@@stopitskiiiuuup4006 I agree. You'd think they'd be timid at the gym. Hell nahhhhh! They love the gym. Like you said it's a perfect place for them to SHOW OUT and at the same time get a pass on,....how should I put it "Sexual Expression" and rejection at the same time. Because even if they have a BF and rejection isn't a factor. They've accomplish their goal when they see a guy across the way with his tounge on the floor. Being desired validates girls and it makes them feel better about themselves. I've come to learn even the most beautiful girls are insecure.
@huzayfakhan92224 жыл бұрын
@@au-confedential2713 teach me more
@jfelton35833 жыл бұрын
@@stopitskiiiuuup4006 i keep making eye contact with this one girl man but she keeps her headphones in and sometimes is on her phone between sets. I was going to say something today but was like nah I'm not embarrassing myself
@stopitskiiiuuup40063 жыл бұрын
@@jfelton3583 LMAO I promise u bro, you do not want to do that!!! When those headphones are in that means they don't want to be bothered! She will start thinking you're some kind of creep! That is the worst feeling being at the gym!
@ZShaun5 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Alpha m: *Spicy Sassy Señorita*
@sickphuckk99xxx875 жыл бұрын
Sex..... The result of money spending, attention giving, time consuming and half satisfying after 20-40 minutes of sex....... You proud?... For your desire for attention, neediness to impress your own ego,and ejaculate to a women who has had 3-5 other men before you..... Last week..... U look back at the women who actually did love you... Then the regretful image of when she was crying and angry when she found out you ... Were cheating........ Love, women, sex.... Never be the same but a struggle to relieve what you had....... Let go
@SoulReaper9615 жыл бұрын
@@sickphuckk99xxx87 yo what the fuck
@humberto22945 жыл бұрын
He always says it
@RareMade5 жыл бұрын
🤣
@norestelivingalberto94655 жыл бұрын
But yet shes white lmao
@gaston67015 жыл бұрын
“Cardio section of a gym is always packed with women, I know because I always go there everyday”
@yatzermatos14355 жыл бұрын
GastonFNM holy shit
@neyazzaman3475 жыл бұрын
I’m ded💀
@chrisehhernandez74405 жыл бұрын
That’s true
@duncankush37285 жыл бұрын
😂 😂
@rhythm77814 жыл бұрын
Then I have also been married for 16 years.
@TripleJ695 жыл бұрын
Me: Where have you been ? Her : I got married and on my honeymoon. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@GG-ln2bl5 жыл бұрын
John Jackson 🤣🤣🤣 hate to hear it
@mr.vicky155 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@redwanahmedapon57695 жыл бұрын
Wtf is this trash
@artemkatelnytskyi5 жыл бұрын
Hysterical laughter
@8paolo965 жыл бұрын
story of my life.
@user-nf9uq5 жыл бұрын
me: in my moms womb. girl at the gym: i have a boyfriend.
@danielcervi28645 жыл бұрын
Chris USA 😂
@scsi_joe5 жыл бұрын
Oh come on...
@LA123124 жыл бұрын
Hahaha sad
@dc704 жыл бұрын
hahahaha
@claudiamartinez20453 жыл бұрын
Please stop with these jokes, i’m gonna pee myself
@notilluminati82045 жыл бұрын
I swear a girl came and did her squats just beside me and then when I checked her and she looked back I smiled a bit, she took her things and went.. wtf
@fussricco93974 жыл бұрын
Rip bro
@calw80854 жыл бұрын
Lmao he said smile, but not like a “creep” u prolly smiled at her like she was a cheeseburger 😂
@_.9S._4 жыл бұрын
F
@jrkularatne29004 жыл бұрын
@gary Wilhelm so she’s not interested
@jameskegley40063 жыл бұрын
She's into you for sure
@j_retro_18475 жыл бұрын
This guy kills me😂😂😂😂 That laugh at 7:31...😂😂😂😂😂🤣
@steelfox44375 жыл бұрын
Damn i laughed so hard
@ChrisOnAcid5 жыл бұрын
Hahahahah omg i just commented that HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA (hihihihi)🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ManchesterUnited10715 жыл бұрын
Hahaha I was so focus and then I break a laugh
@edwardzeng69705 жыл бұрын
hahaha I just wanted to comment that... LMAO
@TravisAndrews-lb1kk Жыл бұрын
Hell yeah he does lmao 🤣 😂 😂
@TheJ4ckob5 жыл бұрын
Me: "Hey, could you watch my stuff while I'm away please?" Her: "Of course hihi" *After 5 mins* Me (thinking): Where is that girl? Wait... WHERE IS MY STUFF?!
@bexer21725 жыл бұрын
Alpha didn't train us for this
@mydiys21425 жыл бұрын
LOL
@prince_sach505 жыл бұрын
Alpha needs to cover every possible situation I'm getting tired of this over-optimistic shit😤
@bogdanmares64695 жыл бұрын
:))))
@IamINERT5 жыл бұрын
Don't worry she just borrowed it 👍
@osse1n5 жыл бұрын
*3 very OBVIOUS ones* - She casts a short but noticeable gaze upon you - She double-checks you - She places herself in your vicinity, even if she never looked at you
@gj91575 жыл бұрын
What's with this "love from India" bullshit?
@dennahendrixs5152 жыл бұрын
Yet still, us females hope for you to catch the signs and approach us (or vice versa). Some of us don’t bite.
@Madhav7 Жыл бұрын
@@dennahendrixs515 Why can't you girls approach? Why wait for them to make a move first?
@TravisAndrews-lb1kk Жыл бұрын
Im trying these tips
@christianrivera4203 жыл бұрын
Her: * giving me all the signs* Me: * smiles and walks up to her* Me: Hi, I have a girlfriend Me: * walks away*
@jerseysteelfitness69273 жыл бұрын
Savage
@amarson23223 жыл бұрын
my man is reverse simp
@willy4153 жыл бұрын
Respect👑😎
@justinvandusen752 жыл бұрын
Preemptive strike 😂
@SejoAtIgnister2 жыл бұрын
sigma rule #69
@-daniel68-5 жыл бұрын
My gym be like: You aks the girl: Do you need the 100lbs dumbel? She : No, I just need the 500lbs
@erockthehorse5 жыл бұрын
Marco REUUUUUUUUUSSSSSS
@kristiyangrigorov52324 жыл бұрын
And you are like *iiight im out*
@enmanuelzambrano11334 жыл бұрын
Кристиян Григоров ain’t nothin’ wrong with a muscular girl 😳😳
@Bum_Hip5 жыл бұрын
One of the best parts of a 9 minute Alpha video is you can watch it in 5 after skipping through all the sales pitches, and still get some good info.
@Surge2462 жыл бұрын
Someone has to pay his bills. XD
@travisandrews3909 Жыл бұрын
Yes u can wich im doing
@nikihercigonja87215 жыл бұрын
Came here to find out when to talk to girl Instead got the motivation to work out I'm confused...
@BraD_N5 жыл бұрын
Alpha M the man whos got a solution for everything..love your work dude 💪🏼
@prestonsmith47875 жыл бұрын
Another line is, “hello there” but then just creepily stare at them exactly like this emoji 🙂 until she runs away from you. Works every time
@Burningmagedude5 жыл бұрын
But if she responds "General Kenobi" then you propose on the spot.
@Randy_Servello5 жыл бұрын
I've found this works: What's in your headphones that's keeping you so motivated?
@yeahh84024 жыл бұрын
Metal
@tomthomas5664 жыл бұрын
@@yeahh8402 the truth lies within your response, but there are a lot of subgenres in metal. I personally love to use pirate metal, but trash or even death metal get me going
@keyaferdi56182 жыл бұрын
That's a good idea
@imikedawngameplays5 жыл бұрын
In my case: -Are you using thast 80lb dbs? No -*well great but...sheesh how am i supposed to lift it if i cant lift even a 20lb*
@brandonbertram68365 жыл бұрын
You can goof off and struggle like hell lifting it over to a bench. Look at her, wink, smile and say,i got this..then proceed to fail then look at her and say "how was my form" she will either not give you the time of day or cracl up and let her gaurd down. If you got balls to embarress yourself then bam!
@18thirty15 жыл бұрын
Lmao 😂 🤣🤣
@MrMathoks5 жыл бұрын
@@brandonbertram6836 nah man. U only do that if you can actually lift the weight. Otherwise you just look like a weak ass simp who's trying too hard to impress her
@firdausayub46565 жыл бұрын
Talha Anjum ??
@bobmike8285 жыл бұрын
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@filippavlovic96545 жыл бұрын
@7:32 when ur momma tells u you're a handsome man
@birdpolice48035 жыл бұрын
Dayum 😂😂😂😂
@mohammedalshammari74055 жыл бұрын
Facs
@dejanjovanovic2905 жыл бұрын
@Filip Pavlovic ne majka no ono kad ti baba kaze da si pravi muškarac 🤣
@vairagiyadav26145 жыл бұрын
Play it on loop🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@AnandKumar-pc7kv5 жыл бұрын
hihihihihihihi
@maestro69hz5 жыл бұрын
You calling your wife "that spicy blonde", I'm not surprised that she is still around 😂 Love it
@sickphuckk99xxx875 жыл бұрын
Sex..... The result of money spending, attention giving, time consuming and half satisfying after 20-40 minutes of sex....... You proud?... For your desire for attention, neediness to impress your own ego,and ejaculate to a women who has had 3-5 other men before you..... Last week..... U look back at the women who actually did love you... Then the regretful image of when she was crying and angry when she found out you ... Were cheating........ Love, women, sex.... Never be the same but a struggle to relieve what you had....... Let go
@Matt-tj8mg5 жыл бұрын
SICkPHUckK99 XXX you ok?
@Matt-tj8mg5 жыл бұрын
SICkPHUckK99 XXX you enjoy liking your own comments?
@Elequite5 жыл бұрын
Ok but real talk. I feel these types of channels, alpha m, tmf, the cologne guy, all these mens care channels are seriously helping us improve as a community and making self care for men less of a taboo topic and more of an encouraged subject. I really do love seeing all my fellow kings striving and rising 🙏🏽❤️❤️❤️❤️
@Caaine Жыл бұрын
Yeah it must massively boost us guys! Not just because of the advice, but being reminded how awesome and alpha us guys are. Been pinned down by women for too long!
@TravisAndrews-lb1kk Жыл бұрын
@@Caainehell yeah he has
@kylewoodside31763 жыл бұрын
1. She’s interested in you, she’ll take the piece of cardio equipment right next to you when many pieces of equipment are open. - Nobody does that. People need to breathe. 2. When you’re lifting weights, she always seems to be close to you. - Or maybe she has a similar workout routine. Women deadlift, squat & do dumbbell shoulder presses too... -3. When she gets close to you, she takes out one of her earbuds or off her headphones. - Never happens. 4. She smiles combined with eye contact is an undeniable sign. - Obviously, but it's a rarity. 5. She asks to work in or asks you for a spot. - Same answer as #3. Besides, only dudes do this. 6. She keeps checking you out. - Outside of your peripheral vision from considerable distance. Most of the time, she's smooth enough to not get caught. I'm sure I'll be labeled a "negative Nancy" but, fellas.... the reality is that we don't really know 95% of the time because they prefer to admire you from afar. And vice versa. People are MOSTLY focused on their workouts than the presence of someone they're attracted to.
@skyejacques2 жыл бұрын
Hi Kyle! Your post made me laugh so thank you for that! I agree with what you say (as a single woman), however I have noticed with myself that even when I'm focused on working out, I ALWAYS notice the men I find good looking or attractive. I may sneak a couple of glances and then move on, because of the kind of person I want to be is dignified and trusting in the universe to bring me a partner who is equally dignified and respectful, however I ALWAYS notice. I am usually friendly and will smile at men whom I don't perceive as unsafe. I feel that it's a good thing to be friendly, and appreciate the same as well. There's a man who attends my Pilates class as well as gym and we always smile and have some small talk - connection is key sometimes when living an isolated existence. Over the past year, I've seen at least 20 men at the gym I really wish I had the confidence to go up to and say hello, but I don't. I wish they would come up and say hello, and we could just be friendly, and that doesn't happen either. Maybe because I live in London UK and people here are a lot less extraverted or friendly than in Canada where I used to live. Perhaps that's why reading body language or developing our intuition comes in handy. I think I'll set intentions to regain my gains that I lost due to sugar addictions and also set the intention to have genuine gym friendships. Even with the women, they're not friendly unless I make some random comments about their sneakers or the weather or the government lol.
@ericjohnson33322 жыл бұрын
Actually I had a rare occurrence of a very attractive (8.8/10) girl that i saw running at the gym usually, come and use the bench right near me when it was fairly open around us. I instantly knew it was an open door to talk to her. Got her number and two weeks later on our second date she left her juices all over my brand new couch. I doubt this would've happened in a major metro area, this occurred in a smaller city of 400k people. Women are easier to talk to and more manageable in smaller cities.
@pidouble1455 жыл бұрын
7:16 ugh a girl asked me to do that for her at the gym! When she got back, I gave her her stuff and WALKED AWAY! I had NO IDEA she was trying to talk to me!!!
@MexicansLoveMeh4 жыл бұрын
it’s okay bro
@vincentsantangelo76014 жыл бұрын
Rip bro, always other women out there
@brandodarando12784 жыл бұрын
Could've been your soulmate and future wife but no biggie right?
@tbasxpower75553 жыл бұрын
You dropped this 👑 king
@jerseysteelfitness69273 жыл бұрын
She was probably FAT
@TipsyKeys5 жыл бұрын
Bonus tip: Don't be the "you're doing it wrong" guy! I remember a dude who was telling literally everyone (women AND men) they were doing exercise x/y/z wrong. You may feel you are being helpful and kind, but truth is you'll likely come across as a know-it-all!
@ConstantineLovesGod5 жыл бұрын
Alpha, I've been watching your channel for a bit, and I have to say your enthusiasm and positivity and tips are really helpful!!! Keep doing these videos, you're AWESOME, man !!! And for everyone reading this, always know.. You're amazing !
@travisandrews3909 Жыл бұрын
Yes she is
@rhetttravolta98795 жыл бұрын
I love the step by step... day 1, smile at her.. day 2, say hi.. day 3, hows your workout going? Etc etc etc
@punkrockposer41335 жыл бұрын
1-makes sense 2-makes sense 3-sometimes ppl just do that bc they want a break from the music 4-might just be being nice 5-may just be a more outgoing person honestly 6-makes sense all the pick ups were good but maybe too subtle
@TravisAndrews-lb1kk Жыл бұрын
Hell yeah they where
@kakashihatake10295 жыл бұрын
I watch all these vids just to end up friendzoning the girls I like.
@stanley98975 жыл бұрын
dont youmean you end up getting friendzoned
@agaz22724 жыл бұрын
Seems you got insecurity issues... the fact you have to say you friendzone them if even true or not just in youe head makes you feel better about yourself which is ultimately sad. Maybe try to work on yourself first
@bobparper82055 жыл бұрын
Me: where have you been. Random girl: this is my first time here.
@-daniel68-5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@giovannimarcano50725 жыл бұрын
Conversation starter: hey do you have your cellphone in your backpocket? Cause i feel like that booty is calling me😎. 2 hours later you wake up in a hospital bed
@goldenkor66045 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@rockinthemtees16285 жыл бұрын
In her bed
@y2jfollower5 жыл бұрын
Aaron Marino: you're awesome Keanu Reeves : you're breathtaking Both of you are awesome and breathtaking
@ShinkuGouki5 жыл бұрын
Me: "Are you usi..." Her: "I have a boyfriend" Cut off at the knees
@coachbahman5 жыл бұрын
Sick conversation started: How you doin
@ilustrado72915 жыл бұрын
I'm Ken Adams.
@sketchy4life15 жыл бұрын
You have to say like in norbit tho... Howww YOU doinnn!??
@ryannewman86984 жыл бұрын
I have honestly never approached a woman in the gym, I look pretty crazy. I wear an elevation mask when I go, along with wearing a hoodie or beanie to raise my core temperature. I just usually keep to myself and not talk to anyone. After seeing this video, it has opened my eyes to the many that have watched or followed me in the gym whenever I workout.
@skyejacques2 жыл бұрын
Ryan, thank you for sharing some useful tips about core temperature. I'm going to start wearing my hoodie whilst working out now. What's an elevation mask? (I'll look it up)
@dan_45312 жыл бұрын
@@skyejacques its basically like working out with a k95 mask. The purpose is to restrict airflow to make your lungs work harder thus making them stronger when you remove the mask.
@TravisAndrews-lb1kk Жыл бұрын
I approached women all the time at the gym 🏋️♀️ 💪
@Seph_vision4 жыл бұрын
"That spicy blonde is STILL doing curls wrong" thought you were going to say that
@hanktester94954 жыл бұрын
I never talk to anyone at my gym. Not interested in anyone either. I was just trying to be nice one day and said to a really, really good looking girl... "hey, you're here about as much as I am" Been dating her for 4 years now.
@bigcam34woods923 жыл бұрын
No joke? I was literally going to use that line
@ohyeahyeah81275 жыл бұрын
Best pick up line My names Alpha but you can call me tonight
@TannerBartko4 жыл бұрын
Lol. Jokes aside, does that actually work ?
@tivasthegamer98175 жыл бұрын
I got the message Alpha! It’s all about being confident, casual, respectful and creative. 👍🏼 thanks and greetings from Mex!
@TravisAndrews-lb1kk Жыл бұрын
You definitely have to be confident
@tivasthegamer9817 Жыл бұрын
@@TravisAndrews-lb1kk I am. Not for free, three years of therapy, but I definitelly am.
@TravisAndrews-lb1kk Жыл бұрын
@tivasthegamer9817 im not free too
@BJ-sz3vb5 жыл бұрын
Legend has it that if you use Tiege Hanley, women start wanting to talk to you.
@Tom-jj1mp5 жыл бұрын
Me: *Uses 6 weeks to living lean* Her: *giving all the signs* Me: “hey could we work in together on this machine” Her “sure but only if I can get you number” Me: “I have a boyfriend”
@marcossantana13124 жыл бұрын
👏🏿
@hazesativa86414 жыл бұрын
Lol
@uraveragewoe91324 жыл бұрын
Didn't know the gym was such a social place...I just blast my headphones and focus on the weights💪🏼
@lachlannix64205 жыл бұрын
Everyone: ah a cute girl Alpha: A SASSY SPICEY SENORITA
@alpharanch00775 жыл бұрын
Thanks Alpha💪💪. All the way from South Africa
@alpharanch00775 жыл бұрын
And Alpha You have really inspired me to be better I just want to say thanks
@Hooshen5 жыл бұрын
Alpha we need conevrstaion starters for day to day situations or clubs! You are the boss :P
@MultiMediaXL5 жыл бұрын
I got the greatest one: "Hi"
@danielmoore624 жыл бұрын
I've been working out for 30 something years and I can be the first to tell you supplements are NOT necessary. They CAN be helpful but not necessary.
@sarge272715 жыл бұрын
Well I tried: "Yo! Biatch, love yo ass!!" Didn't work out that well.......
@shpaolin4 жыл бұрын
you are my hero XD
@zakaryiajack48324 жыл бұрын
Me: working out Girl: I have a boyfriend
@ultrastream5 жыл бұрын
I've definitely got the right body for it (every time I go out, people ask me if I work out) , but I'm struggling with low self-esteem and can't find the willpower to keep going to the gym after a couple of times... 😞 Actually it's holding back my progression on nearly all of the goals I want to achieve.
@TravisAndrews-lb1kk Жыл бұрын
So do i bro
@Sanderteeuwen5 жыл бұрын
In the gym I often do circuit trainings and this one time I was the only person for the training and this girl I liked for a very long time suddenly joined the training while she normally never did the circuit trainings. Afterwards we talked for like 30 minutes about school and work and everything. Unfortunately she didn’t have the same feelings for me that I had for her after a few months of hanging out but still it was a great experience for me. We still hang out though.
@ligh7foo75 жыл бұрын
Next month I should work on finding something to be grateful for each day.
@niltomega29785 жыл бұрын
I first saw my wife at the library in 1995 when I was 29 (lol...we used to use libraries!). 25 years later I still am aroused by her every damn day. I mean at 53 she is 5'5 and weighs 115 lbs... I'm SUPPOSED to be tired of it by now..but it happens..there are women out there that do it for you always
@vishveshbargal5665 жыл бұрын
If you’re married, and you seem quite happily married, why are u watching this video?
@realclout71734 жыл бұрын
Guto Füchs 🦗🦗🦗
@realclout71734 жыл бұрын
Guto Füchs crickets ma nigga
@realclout71734 жыл бұрын
Guto Füchs you said silent til this day all I hear is crickets
@niltomega29784 жыл бұрын
@@vishveshbargal566 Yea no shit...this IS the wife...I am all that....so yea Rusty WHY ARE YOU WATCHING IF YOUR SO HAPPY AND SATISFIED??????????
@david.chilin4 жыл бұрын
Me getting back from the bathroom: “did you have to beat anyone up?” Her: “yes” *points to man on ground” Me: 👁👄👁
@gregbesaw8175 жыл бұрын
My friend got his girlfriend with this pickup line. warning really cringy Her: *wearing NASA shirt* him: Hey girl, do you like NASA? So do i. ive always wanted to be the first person to land on Uranus
@j0lel6665 жыл бұрын
😁😁
@Hizzleonizzle5 жыл бұрын
No he didn’t
@benolt1235 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@Blakeus1235 жыл бұрын
R/thingsthatneverhappened
@ChicagoScorpion5 жыл бұрын
Did you get this from Reddit?
@christiansalcedo24855 жыл бұрын
Thank You Alpha M. The best vids, so far everything you post is so helpful, Thank You!!
@maaroufchebbo26915 жыл бұрын
Ddnt he once say he met his wife in a mexican karaoke night🤦♂️
@ajwad3795 жыл бұрын
When
@its_only_abel5 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha, yeah....
@teenline14655 жыл бұрын
plot twist
@charrypasta5 жыл бұрын
I think he proposed to her in the karaoke night
@kevinsheaffer62995 жыл бұрын
Yeah I think he's said before he met her at a Mexican restaurant
@MrGenius19935 жыл бұрын
Alpha, I met you and your wife at the car wash I was working at. You Both are very nice and you guys compliment each other. I appreciate you and these videos so much
@mr.flatlinemarquez64925 жыл бұрын
Alpha is the Shyt!! Since I've been watching. I'm leaner, fit, confident, smoother, and most of all fun, full of life and I can be myself around anyone, no matter the situation
@NotTheGuy9875 жыл бұрын
7:32 I'm ashamed at how many times I rewatched that clip.
@scotchbeer4 жыл бұрын
Walter Stringer or ask her to help you lift it and then try an exercise and just give up haha
@tobin5503 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAH
@georgejones84815 жыл бұрын
Me:........ Her: Hey! You in the bushes!
@Meza427_4 жыл бұрын
This guy knows how to hype up us men! 😂
@shivangshrivastava34765 жыл бұрын
Bro same thing happened to me🤗 She was doing cable curl incorrect way & I teached her to do it correctly ..then the bond is formed between us ...and now we are more than friends!!
@realpresidentdausa96545 жыл бұрын
ur mom sounds like a really nice person
@matthewgordon37625 жыл бұрын
Helps that you're a good looking dude!! I don't care what you say, that is the number one motivator for women!! Period!!!
@rummanadib49415 жыл бұрын
That moment when you don't go to gym *BRUHH*
@gustavogutierrez47405 жыл бұрын
Lmfaooo
@r011ing_thunder65 жыл бұрын
PAUUUUUUUSSSSEEEEEE
@chieflief48135 жыл бұрын
Get yo ass to the gym bruh!
@osse1n5 жыл бұрын
*CONVERSATION* - Hey, what's your name? - Kate, and yours? - Cool, Johnny. Kate, let's take a pizza/drink/coffee sometimes. When are you available? That's it. If she reciprocates, then you are approved. If she plays around, keep on moving.
@terribletrey3375 жыл бұрын
O'SSÉIN - Master Your Mind With Me I be like "Hey, whats your name" she replies with her name and that's it. End of convo. I have to make something up to keep the convo goin, she doesn't want me. Someone get me some rope
@noeeleazardelarosagallegos2965 жыл бұрын
Instead of pizza say dinner, a girl in the gym usually avoid pizza, and you don't want her to start thinking "no"
@NamiberGames5 жыл бұрын
Hold on, didn't you say you met your wife in a karaoke club after a few drinks ? Edit: there is the video kzbin.info/www/bejne/qpSmh5Z4icmIabc At 2:36
@louism.34355 жыл бұрын
Namiber - Any Time is TimeLapse Time! Huh?
@fadhelaalbasri55885 жыл бұрын
This is his second wife 🤣
@harikiran43395 жыл бұрын
XD oof now that needs explanation!
@slothz50635 жыл бұрын
So you remember... It seems that you came from another timeline. You friend, have the power to retain your memories from alternate timelines. I come from 2077, a dystopia. Trans people run around savagely burning villages, modifying their body even further with chemical and mechanical alterations. Trans people rule the world and it is in your hands to stop it, otherwise 7.1 billion people will die or worse be transformed against their will to satisfy their agenda. Find a copy of windows 97, find a microwave and a CMD Cellphone. Attach them with wires through the power lines and add the following code to the Windows command prompt: ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢴⡶⣶⣶⣶⡒⣶⣶⣖⠢⡄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢠⣿⣋⣿⣿⣉⣿⣿⣯⣧⡰⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣹⣿⣿⣏⣿⣿⡗⣿⣿⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠟⡛⣉⣭⣭⣭⠌⠛⡻⢿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣤⡌⣿⣷⣯⣭⣿⡆⣈⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢛⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢻⣷⣽⣿⣿⣿⢿⠃⣼⣧⣀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣛⣻⣿⠟⣀⡜⣻⢿⣿⣿⣶⣤⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢠⣤⣀⣨⣥⣾⢟⣧⣿⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣤⡀⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢟⣫⣯⡻⣋⣵⣟⡼⣛⠴⣫⣭⣽⣿⣷⣭⡻⣦⡀⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢰⣿⣿⣿⢏⣽⣿⢋⣾⡟⢺⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢹⣷⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⢣⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⡇⣾⣿⠏⠉⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⡆ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⠸⣿⡇⣿⣿⡆⣼⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⡇ ⠇⢀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⣿⣿⡘⣿⣿⣷⢀⣿⣷⣿⣿⡿⠿⢿⣿⣿⡇⣩⣿⡇ ⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢻⣷⠙⠛⠋⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⡇ This will allow you to time travel to an alternate reality. Reach the timeline when alpha met his wife in karaoke or we will be all dead by 2077. Good Luck.
@r011ing_thunder65 жыл бұрын
MB he's trying to make a point or who TF knows now
@quiet58113 жыл бұрын
Only person i ever see smiling is the gyms owner when my membership is about to end
@krow42494 жыл бұрын
Me: Dead in a coffin Her: I have a boyfriend
@DesertVox5 жыл бұрын
I'm starting to work out on developing my sense of tuning out the ads.
@trevorzimmerman93985 жыл бұрын
Actually some legit good training advice! Good job alpha! You came across more genuine this time around and not a supplement pedaler haha! Love your channel!
@TravisAndrews-lb1kk Жыл бұрын
Yes it is
@drewc74795 жыл бұрын
The line about watching your stuff is perfect , I once asked the hottest girl in a bar one night to watch my drink as i stepped out for a smoke (already noticed her glancing at me) when i came back I asked if she drank from it or spiked it and that she owed me another one. She laughed and right away started talking to me
@TravisAndrews-lb1kk Жыл бұрын
Im trying that lmao 🤣 😂😂
@notespunch97775 жыл бұрын
These are actually some gold tips bro, every should use it
@bravov18025 жыл бұрын
Me: Hey, where have you been?! Her: My grandma died
@Godlikeastro5 жыл бұрын
*Damn that sucks tho* and she's yours
@ravilalka18075 жыл бұрын
Then ask about her grandmother and say you grandmother has been gorgeous
@HarpreetKaur-xg8yp4 жыл бұрын
wtf 😂😂😂
@timati123215 жыл бұрын
There is this girl at the gym which I was attracted to and she gave me all those signs and I knew she was into me but I never knew how to start a conversation with her. Next time I see her I'm gonna grab myself by the cojones and gonna use one of your conversation starters. Thanks Alpha much love
@freelebanon32642 жыл бұрын
So did it work ? We need an answer.
@Prkhr2 жыл бұрын
@@freelebanon3264 We are 3 years late
@hiimlukhaz67885 жыл бұрын
Me: So you like to touch big hard bars ? mmm Jail: hello there
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache5 жыл бұрын
I rate this informative video a Sassy Spicy Señiorita/10
@Chris536325 жыл бұрын
Im pretty
@Chris536325 жыл бұрын
Im pretty sure when you add an "i" to señorita it becomes a spanglish oxymoron.
@hanjya5 жыл бұрын
Just Some Guy without a Mustache Dang I wonder how many KZbin videos do you watch everyday, you’re literally everywhere
@Abdullah-T05 жыл бұрын
Bruh I see u everywhere😂
@hassaanarshad35175 жыл бұрын
I believe trying to use pre-made lines is gonna get you in more trouble. If the conversation goes on you need to find matching stuff which is hard sometimes. You gotta be original about stuff. Be ALPHA
@ogreunderbridge52043 жыл бұрын
There is no girls in yoga pants in the forest hill I use for training. I guess the muddy ground and frequent rain scares them away
@alejandrofierro93455 жыл бұрын
Everything Alpha said literally happened a day before he uploded the video and I was clueless af smh, i missed my spicy señorita by a day worth of info😭😭
@JORDIIMusic4 жыл бұрын
Bro feels rn 😞 I actually saw this video in recommendations like 3 times and I only watched it after this one hottie was giving me all the signs in the gym.
@notzyroh4 жыл бұрын
Me just casually working out minding my own business Girl: I have a boyfriend.
@octavioocean55105 жыл бұрын
Damn, most people find their wife’s online these days, the gym is perfect
@zachmeyer27184 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe an alpha video actually worked. I came back to this video. There’s this super athletic hot chick that took the bike right in front of my squat rack has a I was doing squats. I instantly had to rack my bar cause damn. She did this every day for like a week. We’ve been talking nonstop for two weeks and ima ask her out after the quarantine.
@tonyanthonyfowler3 жыл бұрын
Gym....the new version of the bar
@danielalonzo59185 жыл бұрын
This officially was an alpha video, such great advices again alpha, there is your new like! 🤘🏻
@willwallinger59325 жыл бұрын
I once had a lady ask me to spot her squats. She 'needed' me to assist her twice. She wasn't struggling to finish the lift at all. Needless to say, I got that girls number.
@xhydrox5 жыл бұрын
Congrats stud
@ligh7foo75 жыл бұрын
Hey thanks man for the advice, I have been using your 30 day challenge since the start of the month to talk a stranger every day and I started extending this to the gym. I am losing the do or die (what if I get rejected feeling) because the mission is to hold a conversation for a minute or two not to get there number. I imagine that will come in time.
@TravisAndrews-lb1kk Жыл бұрын
Im trying it bro
@PanHaszaman5 жыл бұрын
So smooth with them adverts for the first time in my life I don't mind them! hahaha well done :D
@leonardosalomaogomes70473 жыл бұрын
This guy is so smooth with his sponsorships that is almost dishonest