7 Great Rick Sanchez Rants | Rick and Morty | Adult Swim

[@menelik6652]

2:15 The fact both ricks took out the whiteboard means he was 100% certain he wanted to explain it

[@mr.meeseeks9566]

It was a long time coming anyways..lol

[@teddrickrhodes9063]

Plus another PERFECT thing about that scene - that I didn't catch at first, is how Rick was so certain about everything he was thinking and doing when he was yelling at the both of them that he was able to register that their dumb asses were standing on the wrong side of him in one of the universes (thus his quote, "What do you two have to be so uncertain about which chair to sit in while I do everything!") so he just became certain about which chair he wanted each of them to be sitting in so the version of him on the top-displayed universe switched the sides they were on and the bottom-displayed universe's Rick just sat them down were they already were standing. . . blew - my - fuckin - mind . . .that was genius writing

[@sienna3793]

Hes so certain he was dodging his own bullets

[@laffinggas8068]

@@teddrickrhodes9063 I'm convinced Rick had that whole rant planned out just incase that happened, so he could get the universes on track

[@ultrachadstinctgoku7579]

@@teddrickrhodes9063 I dont get it. What the fuck?

[@quantumraptor1485]

The last rant is what got me hooked: Rick explaining how they’re gonna go on adventures while Morty is having a literal spasm

[@airrun88]

Forever and a 100 years! A hundred days 🤣

[@hanaazouri2181]

It was beautiful

[@asfrflagcommunity966]

spasm sounds like a full body orgasm

[@katiee2682]

That’s my favorite one!

[@HDLLHANZ]

What episode is that from?

[@stavby01]

7 Great Rick Sanchez Rants: "Morty you gotta turn into a car"

[@thundaaz5640]

I know how is that a rant lol

[@janeaandgraye5758]

I honestly cant tell the difference between you two some times. Cause i dont go by height or smarts i go by pain in my ass which makes you equally idenical

[@DarthRevan7235]

Yo morty turned himself into a car! Funniest shit I've ever seen

[@ellav8064]

What's funny is its seven words, so they could've just trolled us all and only put that clip there ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@introvertedwifi4818]

Nevermind here's a taxi, it's fine

[@bardawulf5827]

"You're both pieces of shit....Yeah....I can prove it mathematically..." It's a perfect Zen meditation.

[@CorporateG0th]

Hang on let me get my whiteboard

[@dearonbursey1862]

"I barely have a reason to care and I notice" - Rick Sanchez

[@rafaelagustin375]

300

[@_mike9]

even

[@Meowmuncher64]

Rick has/knows what’s the best

[@teletalk4816]

can someone help me plz to solve this question.... I need to find password..but the thing i have is this:- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- No credentials will be provided as your only way to access Evilrc "Is to Hack your way in" HINT : Rick Sanchez says "MwGVUjohi7U " ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- help me to find out plz...what can be the password any guess?

[@NitskaCeleste]

@@teletalk4816 idk

[@ioc6283]

Basically just Rick saying he's smarter than everyone.

[@garrettplaysgames4349]

Not like he's wrong

[@louie9373]

That's a very Jerry thing to say. He doesn't just say he's smarter but uses a whiteboard to provide legitimate mathematical models to represent his reasoning. Stop being so basic.

[@normalgirls1]

​@@louie9373 I feel like I might get wooshed by replying to this. But somehow I wouldn't put that response pass the rick and morty fanbase.

[@was4fun]

rush275 Zero fr de fr h FCC fr

[@louie9373]

@@normalgirls1 It's cool. You just don't know it's cool because you're on the Jerry side of the fan club where everyone is positive and nice to each other... like a daycare.

[@boiledheadcrab1678]

3:05 "Heads up, rapists." "Ooooh, geez, oh man, uueeegghh" *Falls on floor convulsing*

[@wailmutt]

*reapests

[@Mrllama-ui5ke]

Purge em morty

[@raccoon2276]

me when I enter discord

[@KaziKami]

We watched the fucking video

[@ToastyFresh1]

“I can’t even tell you apart half the time because I don’t go by height or age I go by amount of pain in my ass” Damn I should say that to someone

[@juliansaiz5714]

Captain Virtu your kids

[@charlesgerber4942]

“You’re identical”

[@ricardo950535]

You will when you have kids. Trust me

[@elijahbill9148]

I read that just as it happened on the video... this happens way too often

[@brixusxviii6955]

Captain Virtu “Which makes you both identical.” 😂🤣

[@its3wan317]

` Why don’t you ask the smartest people in the universe , oh wait they just blew up ‘ *Baker street plays* My favourite moment

[@ofallmyintention9496]

His cockiness and intellect showing at the same time at the highest level.

[@NoWayToHell]

Dwana tananaaaaaa Dwana tananaaaaaaa

[@janeaandgraye5758]

Its 3wan Same 💀

[@huh1972]

You a Sherlockian?

[@aintnogood9269]

"Heads up rapists"

[@NicosMind]

“Youre both pieces of shit and i can prove it mathematically. Wait let me grab a whiteboard, this has been a long time coming anyway.” Love it :)

[@pablowoods1848]

I've see. That episode 20 times amd never noticed the floating cats.

[@garrettnobles8956]

NicosMind what cracks me up is he was very certain that was what he wanted to do. Like in every timeline he would have pulled out that white board.

[@rravitejamavr6650]

@@pablowoods1848 What? They even talk about that cats & that is my favourite part of the episode when Rick says they're probably Schrodinger's cats cracked me so much...

[@mitchkettles5242]

Fan theory: Slow Rick is a Rick who used the Devil's microscope

[@AJ-CR]

smart i like that theory i think it could be true :)

[@shubhamkandpal4775]

Doofus Rick*

[@benjaminv02]

Nah because that would mean he was a smart rick before and a smart rick wouldnt have used it

[@mitchkettles5242]

@@shubhamkandpal4775 Tall Morty*

[@mitchkettles5242]

@@benjaminv02 Smart Ricks do dumb stuff all the time, like join the citadel, work in factories, vote for Evil Morty, pick meaningless fights with heads of state, get blackout drunk and shit themselves, etc.

[@joestarlineage5838]

I think it’s hilarious how Morty has more of a reaction to Rick saying “Retarded” then Rick finding that pure objective evil exists

[@DrakeVagabond]

100 years. now its 97 years. the countdown continues

[@beanboimexicalirice6318]

96

[@jayhardy8688]

94

[@khalloodka5549]

93

[@adnangaming4073]

92

[@chugiron4698]

91

[@stinkypeanky96]

I hope this show runs as long as family guy

[@wu1ming9shi]

yeah, but doesn't get lamerevery season...If it does, i really hope it kills itself in some way to prevent that from happening.

[@BlxckBaron]

it would be good to end around the 5th season

[@briandeabler9704]

it should go the futurama route and just have an ending prepared

[@basedbattledroid3507]

Gabriel Torres It has no reason to end becuase of the multiple universes.

[@EST20012]

Vegetarian Soylent-Green Yass

[@charisse091]

“Hey morty, let me- *burps* Let me- *burps* Let me- *burps* Let me ask you a quick question.” -Rick sanchez , 2016

[@ekkehard8]

You added an extra "let me" and burp Edit: timestamp:1:06

[@dina26_love]

You all should be proud instead of making fun of me.

[@thenazigermancountryballco4582]

@@dina26_love Ah, guten tag, Rick.

[@HllKtty-or8kd]

@@dina26_love hiiiii :)

[@KaziKami]

We watched the video

[@chrisanton2130]

How bout a Morty rant? "Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everyone is gonna die. Come watch TV?"

[@johngallagher72]

Chris Anton Ball Fondlers?

[@johngallagher72]

Chris Anton He has a couple of good rants as the cop in the Tales of the Citadel episode and the "you should have used your left hand to eat more vegetables" comment to fat morty was savage AF

[@AnnaKeller]

that quote was also said by rick

[@vbag42]

get your shit together summer

[@maxe_mini]

That statement and the way Morty said it is just so weird, it seems... unnatural, bad I have no idea why

[@loveshack8172]

My favorite Rick quote is when Rick and Morty get out of the microverse and Rick turns his car back on like no big deal. Then Morty's confused why the battery works and Rick says something like "Well Morty, Zeip knew that once I get out of the microverse, I'd either turn on my car or toss a broken battery." Greatest quote ever.

[@jimlahey6958]

Colin “zeip knew when I got out, I’d either have to toss a broken battery, or the battery wouldn’t be broken.”

[@chem2430]

That was pure evil right there the way Rick did it

[@shelbyseelbach9568]

You use my universe to power your car? Ya, but there's always AAA, you ***ing ****sucker.

[@sontos539]

That episode is so underated. Imagine the earth we live in at this moment was Zeip world. Our sweat and tears are powering some ones car battery... How $ucked up would that be.

[@shelbyseelbach9568]

@@sontos539 who under rates it?

[@dkflux4047]

"I don't go by height or age, I go by the amount of pain my ass, which makes you bother identical" 😂 he didn't have to cook them like that

[@amogus6770]

When a grandpa spits fire more than me:

[@jamieheinrichs3242]

"So as they say in canada *PEACE OOT*" i love that cuz im canadian

[@snowballthebunny1277]

Same LOL

[@blank7940]

i don't get it

[@rickyhineman4124]

Same tho, it was sick to have a shout out from Rick lol

[@pagerage9100]

Well im gonna go so peace oot

[@ultimatenintendoninja5450]

Same bro 😂😂😂

[@scruffybasterd2209]

They have the best pilot episode of any series, started and finished reassuring me I have a show worth sticking around for.

[@igorkorzun5988]

I have to disagree, the pilot didn't impress me that much, because it was improvised so much, it felt cringy, especially at the end. But the show really picks up pace starting the next episode

[@Aflay1]

Scruffy Basterd The pilot gets more and more clever over time. On it's own, it's sort of a lame pilot, but with everything the characters have gone through, especially this past season finale, and how much people actually want the show to keep going on, watching this pilot is almost like reassurance than actual desperation. Kind of amazing.

[@mrs.dontmindme6542]

Aflay I totally agree with that, well said. And funny you posted seven months ago, because I'm just finding out how much I love Rick and Morty now...I'm so late to the party. I better get naked to catch up, lol.

[@djhero0071]

Without the other episodes,it's honestly pretty lame. If not for having watched clip compilations like these, I probably would never have even been interested in this series

[@MikeRiderOOO]

3:07-4:17 “I'm sorry, Morty. It's a bummer. In reality, you're as dumb as they come. But I needed those seeds real bad and I had to give 'em up just to get your parents off my back. So now we're gonna have to go get more. And then we're gonna go on even more adventures after that, Morty. And you're gonna keep your mouth shut about 'em, Morty. Because the world is full of idiots that don't understand what's important. And they'll tear us apart, Morty. But if you stick with me, I'm gonna accomplish great things, Morty. And you're gonna be a part of 'em. And together we're gonna run around, Morty, we're gonna do all kinds of wonderful things, Morty. Just you and me, Morty. The outside world is our enemy, Morty. We're the only [belch] friends we've got, Morty. It's just Rick and Morty. Rrrick and Morty and their adventures, Morty. Rick and Morty, forever and forever, a hundred years Rick and Morty, s... things. Me and Rick and Morty runnin' around and Rick and Morty time. Aaall day long forever. All, a hundred days Rick and Morty forever a hundred times. Over and over Rick and Morty adventures dot com W W W dot Rick and Morty dot com W W W Rick and Morty adventures all hundred years. Every minute Rick and Morty dot com W W W hundred times Rick and Morty dot com.”

[@Tlactl]

0:00 oh my god.. is Rick actually drinking something other than alcohol?

[@samurai1833]

Screwdriver

[@Gun_Metal_Grey]

Umm...lemonade or orange juice?

[@Disconnectmyself]

Vodka with Orange Juice.

[@lemon-penguin2330]

Disconnectyourself er... isn't Morty drinking that too? Unless Morty took his juice first, then someone put vodka in it for rick

[@Smokydoggg]

The stuff in his flask isn't alcohol

[@hyusama7469]

"W-w-what you want me to show you my math?! I'm sorry... Are you the scientist... Or are you the kid that wanted to get laid?"

[@Midnight-7411]

hyusama yes

[@squidwardtentacles9400]

both

[@TacoStand500]

0:48 so true... So very true. There is a critical moment with syrup absorption.

[@DrWetness]

"let me get whiteboard" haha gets me everytime

[@harrisonv.5906]

Ch0plet 69th like

[@TheReZisTLust]

"Let me grab my whiteboard." Guess it didnt get you enough lol

[@j.p.alcalde5072]

“So, in conclusion, you’re both equally mercurial, overly sensitive, clingy, hysterical, bird-brained homunculi. And I honestly can’t even tell the two of you apart half the time because I don’t go by height or age, I go by amount of pain in my ass, which makes you both identical.”

[@blank7940]

> I don't go by height or age, I go by amount of pain in my ass, which makes you identical damn rick is on fire

[@extremelyevilrick2126]

asseater69 yeah cuze I light him on fire once and I loved it!!!

[@frocco7125]

I need that as a copypasta.

[@jadonstrickland316]

@@blank7940 J

[@EmbraceDiscomfort]

Best quote ever. I literally laughed out loud when he said "Wait, let me get my whiteboard. This has been a long time coming"---Knowing he was literally about to break down how much of a piece of shit they both are hahaha

[@masongallagher6634]

You know when he says “I hate to break it to you...” you know it’s going to be good.

[@Klarpimier]

"Hey Morty lemme uuuhhhh lemme UUUUHGGGG lemme ask you a question real quick'"

[@ween69]

you look like Hillary

[@ph.d1803]

+ween69 jesus your right xD

[@ween69]

Joey Carella I guess it is huh lol

[@garytaylor3880]

Joey Carella wow I thought it was some old white guy with Parkinson's lol

[@tisroc100]

the quality of the dialogue is actually unreal

[@kat_eternity2.0]

"I cant tell you two apart because i dont go by identification, I go by the amount of pain in the ass which makes you two identical!"

[@XxDeathxX509]

KatEternity 2 you said it wrong

[@cringerandomname9957]

0

[@Shakes-Off-Fear]

Although Rick SAYS this, you can see that, in both realities, he’s talking to the same kid and alternates at the same time, rather than just talking left or right.

[@user-dk4gm3xm6h]

🤔

[@pariszohnson]

watching rick's voice transition from 'mowty' to 'morty' has been a blessing

[@Bacxaber]

Funny how he uses bird-brained as an insult, yet his best friend is a bird.

[@vivekthomas8]

*was not "is".

[@spitwmb3319]

Do u mean bird-person

[@johngallagher72]

Bacxaber 🤔

[@mr.brightsai6772]

Also I don't remember him ever outright claiming he was his best friend not that it matters I somehow doubt Rick is actually capable of true friendship Morty is the closest person to him and he outright admits he finds valuing his life toxic

[@dkjn144]

@@mr.brightsai6772 I actually just watched that episode he says it twice during his speech at the wedding

[@thatrandomfreak194]

TURN INTO A CAR MORTY

[@northuniverse]

That Random Freak nevermind here's a taxi

[@richardpatterson4312]

That show didn't seem so insane back in the 80's

[@MsDanioDanio]

“Nevermind, here’s a taxi. Get in.”

[@-cams.]

Morty isn't a fucking cat, he can't turn into a car.

[@jeepercreepers9]

What car would he turn into? I bet it would be a bloody ute.

[@AsbestosMuffins]

"Its the hardest working liver in the galaxy!" one of the best lines of this show

[@TheDragonLake]

Rick is THE anti-hero of this gosh dern century...

[@scruffybasterd2209]

True dat.

[@mxsdrago]

YEA, FOOCK DEDPOOL.

[@cortster12]

Deadpool was last century.

[@TheBlackLantern34]

Deadpool came out in the 1900s, the 20th Century. Rick came out in the 21st Century.

[@ceilingfanenthusiast6041]

TheDragonLake he's THE Rick

[@natedawg3765]

"I don't think it's about logic, Rick, I think the word has just become a symbolic issue for powerful groups that feel like they're doing the right thing" LMAO so true

[@samir6047]

That's retarded

[@Horzinicla]

@@clangboomsteam how old are you dude?

[@Horzinicla]

@@clangboomsteam the fact that there's only one like on each one of your comments means you're liking your own comments. You don't have to do that really. Just telling you for future encounters

[@imperialwolf7872]

Exhibit A: The Democrats

[@imperialwolf7872]

@@clangboomsteam except I’m not crying, I was sad and disappointed, sure. But then I remembered it wasn’t the end of the fucking world and went to work in the morning. Weird that isn’t it, how you don’t have to riot and loot to express your opinion

[@gasjebasje99]

I remember mentioning the "Love is a chemical reaction that makes you breed" speech to my older sister, and she replied: "I know! Cool, right?" My sister was honestly pretty smart when she said that. Hit the nail right on the head.

[@nom9505]

I absolutely love Rick😂 and am I the only one that loves it when the characters mouth do that droopy thing?😂

[@TalkAboutaTrapstar]

+vacaneri2122 don't be a creep dude..

[@Ali-fl5mb]

That face is my favourite. It's hilarious when Rick does it when Morty is ranting at him for Cronenberging the world

[@nom9505]

Fairly Miffed Flanders mine too!!! Idk when they do it it's cute.

[@vacaneri2122]

snap chat?

[@SynZ777]

It reminds me of Ren and Stimpy, they used to use that sort of face on there too. Also stop being thirsty guys, it's like you've never seen a woman before.

[@artes.impias]

Goddamit I want season 3! Gonna have to rewatch the squanching old episodes for the squanchthousandth time!

[@illpat6361]

jeez, that's gross

[@QuarkGamingLLC]

AncientAndroidFromAnotherDimension it really squanches my squanch, but I squanched it over and it's not a big squanching deal, so don't squanch your squanch my friend.

[@samuelbekele3601]

I squanch my family.

[@sdagoth3037]

The rant at the end of Season 3 episode 1 was epic!

[@neonflash1364]

AncientAndroid古安卓 We have it now... you probable already know that, lol.

[@michaelporter7629]

“Don’t just stand there, Morty. Purge ‘em.” “Me?” “No, me. Should I rub my liver hole on them? Pick up a stick or something and kill them!” “Um... we come in peace.” “Oh my God. *throws thing* There’s more were that came from. You wanna get purged, you bring it! Drop *burps* drop your shit! Drop it all! Morty, go get their shit. Hurry up. I only had one of those things I threw. I’m holding a box of TicTacs right now.”

[@strawberry.fraise]

Michael Porter Honesty, that part really killed me. That was so smart and funny !!

[@LaytonMathieson]

"So in conclusion, you're both equally mercurial, overly-sensitive, clingy, hysterical, bird-brained homunculi." I'm still working on how to incorporate that into a sentence in real life. I want to wait for a point in time where my friends argue over who is my best friend.

[@margeywyrick3874]

Layton Mathieson wouldn’t you have to have 2 friends first Heheheh jk jk jk jk I am sure you got friends lol

[@BioSentient]

Based on this comment, I don't think anyone would ever be clamoring to be your best friend.

[@wanderlingsapling1434]

well... that’s not very nice.

[@LaytonMathieson]

@Gaius Wyrden People need to divide between being sarcastic and being serious. Learn to take a joke.

[@LaytonMathieson]

@Gaius Wyrden How do I know? Maybe because I'm the one who made the comment in the first place?

[@fafaescalante2057]

"Quick Morty you have to turn yourself into a car!" *Morty tries to turn himself into a car* "Never mind here's a taxi, get it in is fine" 😂😂😂 best Rick's moment ever

[@xxbggam3rxx421]

Yes, i too watched the video

[@Miryel89]

that's my favourite part EVER XDDDD

[@kartikvashist2522]

He would've pooped straight away.

[@kalezuki9231]

I hate Rick so much usually but that was hilarious.

[@dweibox0073]

When you realize Rick transformed Morty into a Transformer without his explicit consent

[@NovaMations388]

Rick: Makes the best speech I've ever heard. Morty: *Ohhh man euuuggghhh oohoh oh eeuuughhhh uhh oh oh eugg*

[@brandthemanlee]

Wht was he dying from tho😂😂

[@Unresolvedissues101]

@@brandthemanlee loss of significant brain function for 72 hours

[@nikodom8203]

"So as they say in Canada, PEACE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!" Fucking dead.

[@JonTheBlueWaffle]

They keep hyping the next season. I'm so excited!

[@smatchimo55]

the hype is getting real. ive noticed it really ramp up the past month or two. also, imo this video could be called 7 funniest rick and morty moments and i wouldnt argue it lol.

[@braxarchy1017]

Smatchimo

[@grunt5074]

It's out... in case nobody else told you

[@itsgone4203]

William Grant only episode 1

[@alexlee2581]

William Grant he made that comment 7 months ago asshat

[@GaB-do9yc]

“I’m not disparaging the differently abled” A nice way to word it honestly

[@TempoName]

So as they say in Canada, peace oot!

[@johngallagher72]

Tempo what are you talking aboot hoser. . That comment is racist. Take off eh! 😉

[@johngallagher72]

That's racist eh, we don't actually talk like that eh, ..also we don't say eh all the time eh , ...racist hosers. 😉

[@gboy3534]

Sorry eh

[@mrlahey5995]

@@johngallagher72stand down deputy

[@AColonDashSix]

Hey relax guy

[@Cowboymanfromdownunder]

I fucking love this show

[@Cowboymanfromdownunder]

Hey Leo from 4 years ago!! What a surprise!! Didn't know I'd find you here! Honestly didn't remember making this comment on this video haha anyway.. We're still watching it! We're waiting for season 5! ...as they say in Canada...PEACE OOOOOOT!!

[@Truantt]

@@Cowboymanfromdownunder I think season five comes out around June 20th? Also I can’t believe you’re still alive after 4 years lol. How’s quarantine going for ya?

[@dadaboo9188]

When nothing matters to you, you own the universe -rick Sanchez

[@inuyasha989]

i cant be the only one here waiting for morty to scream "this is unexceptable!!!" XD

[@flowerbloomvideos]

nightshadow I'm waiting for that too... heheh "THIS BULLSHIT IS, IS.... UNACCEPTABLE!!! UNACCEPTABLE!!!

[@misanthropicisolation4013]

It's spelled unacceptable, dipshit

[@EpicGamer-vc3eg]

Is it just me or is the colour in the first season much more saturated

[@kaylag5043]

I think it is

[@saucyboi8721]

Rick also isn't completely grey in the first one.

[@batsy2488]

Just you

[@bruhfruit4715]

Beth was reeeeeeeeeaaaaaallly pale in the first season

[@raccoon2276]

It's because of an editing fault even if there was a colour difference between seasons it wouldn't be that baf

[@yeh6503]

"what people call love, is just a chemical reaction that just compels animals to breed. It hits hard, and then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it, your parents are gonna do it, break the cycle morty." Imagine if he's talking about Diane Sanchez "It hits hard, then it leaves you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it," . . . That hurts after watching the season 5 finale.

[@Youtuber__p12345]

Seeing how affected Rick C-137 was because of Diane and Beth's death, and how he searched the entire multiverse trying to avenge them, I think he said the "failed marriage" thing just to pretend he was in fact the Rick (Rick prime) from that universe where he settled in; the same universe where Rick prime abandoned Beth and Diane, something a failed marriage would cause. So maybe he just said that to pretend he was in fact the Rick that abandoned his family. Just a guess

[@genericusername9551]

So well written and witty. One of the best series I've seen. A mix of Simpsons, futurama, back to the future with a touch of South Park crudeness. I love it.

[@lexilux22]

The SIX Same! I can’t get enough of this show. ❤️

[@voxman3464]

Yeah tell that to when they made a character called me poopybutthole

[@aestheticbitch7908]

Hexic it's just like how it works

[@8i68rother6]

@@voxman3464 its part of a commentary furreal

[@greenderp]

if you have to explain all your jokes then its not funny tho

[@Jarake]

Break the cycle FOCUS ON SCIENCE!!!

[@user7421]

I pray for Rick and Morty to run longer than SNL

[@bl0bbers131]

1:46 my grandpa was watching this bit and he thought his TV was broken.

[@dina26_love]

MLG BLOBFISH I feel bad for laughing...

[@harrisonv.5906]

“I’ll go out and find some more of that Mulan Szechuan Teriyaki dipping sauce, Morty, because that’s what this is all about Morty - that’s my one-armed man! I’m not driven by avenging my dead family, Morty, that was fake, I’m driven by finding that McNugget sauce. I want that Mulan McNugget sauce, Morty, that’s my series arc, Morty, if it takes nine seasons, I want my McNugget dipping sauce Szechuan sauce, Morty, that’s what’s going to take us all the way to the end, Morty, nine more seasons Morty, nine more seasons until I get that dipping Szechuan sauce, for 97 more years, I want that McNugget sauce, Morty.”

[@extremelyevilrick2126]

C.I. Corp all that for sauce that tastes horrible?

[@David-ip3ij]

I love it when Rick stares down on Morty cross eyed xD

[@leahteather6460]

I absolutely love Rick. His cynical, realistic and nihilistic attitude is perfect and I relate to him so much.

[@oraiseno]

pls bring season 3 soon i need more content to get more shwifty D:

[@UndecisiveAngel]

December 😣

[@morden1017]

of next year!

[@maryla9497]

oraiseno theyre drawing it

[@SmileytheSmile]

Aaaaw maaaan, I'm so shwifty right now.

[@Raidenkz400]

oraiseno OOOOOOO WEEEEEE, CAAAN DOOO!

[@slthmann]

i loved when rick said "IM THE RICK!" and there was music playing

[@slthmann]

YES I GOT HIGHLITED BY ADULT SWIM

[@Batatudo]

I love your nickname.

[@clamchowdah9140]

Your name is godly

[@YodaSmokes]

“The differently abled” gets me every time 😂😂

[@4ra4ra4ra]

0:24 one of the few times that Rick cares about Morty

[@fren2748]

Rick: "it's the hardest working liver in the galaxy, morty!"

[@neon_veins]

*#RickandMortyForeverandForever100Years*

[@embvrry]

Rick and Morty, runnin' around, Rick and Morty time, all the time forever, adventures.com, all hundred years, every minute rick and morty time, w w w dot hundred years, over and over Rick and Morty adventures, forever and some things, runnin' around, hundred days forever a hundred times

[@Thoralmir]

It's time like those that remind you that Rick, for all his vast intelligence, is a batshit raving lunatic with an alcohol problem.

[@horationelson1840]

N1GHTPAUL Yeah!

[@kevinstorey6287]

#sixseasonsandamovie

[@Hello-eo7zk]

N1GHTPAUL LoL 😂

[@HinduSpartan]

Parents to their kids: “What the hell do you two have to be so uncertain about? What brand of zit cream? Which chair to sit in while I do everything?” 😂

[@thechickenisnotamused8663]

"You wanted to be safe from the government so you created a stupid government."

[@omairbhore]

Ah I miss Rick & Morty.... Come on Season 3 lets go!

[@hexadecimal5236]

Rick and Morty forever and a hundred times!!!

[@EpicWingmanXIII]

For a hundred years dot com

[@stonecat676]

The real question is: can Morty really turn into a car?

[@jamx_1276]

Kiley Faun CAN THE POPE'S DICK FIT THROUGH A DONUT?!

[@amazing0178]

he does after the credits in that episode

[@DivineBanana]

Rick: Boy, Morty, I really cronenberged the world up, didn't I? We got a whole planet of cronenbergs walking around down there, morty... A-at least they're not in love with you anymore, though. That's a huge step in the right direction. Morty: Oh, my god! It's a living nightmare! How could you be so irresponsible, Rick? Rick: Me irresponsible?! You all I wanted you to do was hand me a screwdriver, Morty! You're the one who wanted to be wanted me to buckle down and make you up a... roofie-juice serum so you could roofie that poor girl at your school. I mean, g w-w-w-w-w w are you kidding me, Morty? You're gonna try to take the high road on this one? Y-y-y-y-you're a little creep, Morty. Y-you're a you're you're you're just a little creepy... creep person.

[@DAVE42995]

But if morty would of handed rick the screwdriver they would of been the reality where they both die.

[@TwistedVisionNWM]

Rick says Morty in every sentence when he’s talking to him

[@stevanustrionanda6397]

It's kinda sad knowing that Rick didn't actually fail on marriage and trying to steer Morty away from marriage so he didn't feel the pain of losing his loved ones.

[@kunmasaruakoi3955]

2:24 :exist Debaby : I took that personally

[@erickknight1239]

I never noticed this before but at around 2:05 Rick on the bottom looks up to see what the upper Rick is doing. Further proving that Rick knows that this is a show and he is using that knowledge to save themselves

[@maisathedragonartist3364]

I love how subtle and clever it was😆

[@Helladamnleet]

The last rant really drives home how much the show actually has changed.

[@Sheepy007]

"As they say in Canada: Peace ooot! "

[@RufflesKing]

I born there and now I think I should kill myself because I'm Canadian and im 11

[@sashimi879]

@@RufflesKing you should

[@ShimmeringBlossxm]

@@sashimi879 damn man, that's tough

[@StevieObieYT]

Turn into a car, Morty 🚗 Nevermind here's a taxi 🚕

[@dxtkhajiit3421]

If I had a dollar for every time I've heard Rick say "Morty". I would be a fucking hundred-thousandare

[@oddfreaks6452]

“As they say in Canada: ‘Peace Ooot!’”

[@maddoxtolliver]

*_"i don't have to be nice, i'm smart"._** -rick sanchez*

[@hyusama7469]

"There's no such thing as god Summer... Better rip that bandage off - you'll thank me later"

[@samuels.6733]

Not worth it,id rather live a life believing he exist and follow Him than to risk going to Hell forever,He gave us eternal life

[@superalvin7208]

SamuelS. That’s what they want you to do

[@XXLRebel]

@@samuels.6733 You're not following him, you're following the cultist group named christianity. It's just the accepted religion. Follow almost any other religion and you're classified kookoo. So what makes christianity any different?

[@donkeykong4983]

iTHCyou It’s not like the others

[@FluffyNebula]

I actually use the insult “dipass” all the time.

[@dedrik1461]

My favourite Rick moment was when he was explaining how he was basically a god to the president in the white house

[@infinitymixtapes9562]

1:25 surprised SWJs haven't jumped all over this

[@12woodsteps]

Because it's explained well by Morty, then proven by Rick. Morty explains, it's not logic, it's feelings. And Rick proves him right by using it as it's commonly used, to say something is stupid. The show literally showed you the answer so people wouldn't have to and you still missed it

[@infinitymixtapes9562]

@@12woodsteps you're assuming people that would even get offended by that word would listen to logic to begin with

[@jacksragingbowelduct9342]

3:10 "heads up, rapists"

[@SebastianB18]

3:05 *

[@humann3265]

"what do you want me to do morty?! Rub my liver hole on them?"

[@olexrash4574]

@@SebastianB18 3:06 *

[@matthewboire6843]

Now I want to see Rick and morty out of context

[@bwwun9200]

0:25 Rick’s basically telling Morty to not simp lol

[@omistertj]

Wuuba luuba dub dub

[@CrustBoy58]

And that's the waaaaaay the news goes.

[@yazzy5688]

GRAAASSSSSSSSS tastes baaaddd

[@twoface2001]

+METALLIC UMBREON yeah say it all the time

[@MetallicaRules]

+Yazzy Kenyon AIDS!

[@overpricedhealthcare]

BURGER TIME!

[@balfourwheatley6644]

"The answer is yes, you just have to be a genius" 😂💪

[@liquidentity]

"Love is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed" -Rick Sanchez

[@guyzan]

I love proving something mathematicly

[@UpByYou]

This has been a long time coming anyway

[@NaikoArt]

And that's why I always say, "shum-shum-schlippety-dop!"

[@embvrry]

grassssssssss tastes bad

[@etaidade3983]

When you relise the "love is just a chemical reaction" rant is foreshadowing for the finite curve

[@hiddentruth1982]

I just noticed at 3:42 if you look on the top shelf there is a jar of eyes. the jar from gravity falls.

[@Emerardo]

Ok.

[@aestheticbitch7908]

zvcx shut up

[@Emerardo]

@@aestheticbitch7908 you didnt need to tell me two times lol

[@aestheticbitch7908]

zvcx its a fucking glitch bruh

[@Emerardo]

@@aestheticbitch7908 Ok.

[@pauldavidson8800]

Get my whiteboard this has been a long time coming. 😂😂😂

[@anthonyder3685]

Didn't even include ricks tantrum when morty says he cant invent a do-over. Best moment in the whole series.

[@JuanMartinez-xi4uw]

"In reality you're as dumb as they come" 😂😂😂

[@Haedox]

yo ranting to me mom like Rick rn haha :) focus on science

[@dilobs]

Richard.

[@aegiseurobeat4559]

Hey Morty, lemme -EECH- lemme -EEEECH- lemme ask you a question real quick.

[@tobbanimations4599]

Drinking game: Take a shot everytime rick says «Morty»

[@riripari2042]

The fact that Morty and Summer just sat through Rick's rant and whiteboard demonstration of how he thinks they are both turds cracks me up.

[@Nite-Rise]

2:25 HAHAHAHAHA WHO DOES THAT?! 🤣😂 Who just does something like that to their own grandchild?!

[@rain-5746]

3:12 how i plan on asking my crush out: