7 reasons why the Noble's Slender Sword is the best weapon in the game

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Hi, Al. This video is a dub of a reddit meme about 7 reasons why the Noble's Slender Sword is the best weapon in the game Elden Ring. Please show it to people who will like it. Thank you.

[@JeaneyCollects]

There are whispers of an even more dangerous sword...

[@MysticLGD]

Hh

[@aki-rw9vu]

Hihlllh

[@Randomphantom416]

Mornin

[@wool578]

*The Throngler glows from its Throng*

[@boldCactuslad]

denz is a talented swordsman

[@aqua1439]

After reviewing the information I have a slight feeling that the noble's slender sword is this persons favourite sword

[@veythegay]

Yes it is very _slight_

[@mister_bomb7777]

Interesting take, I myself would not be able to deduce such thing.

[@abandonedaccount123]

Don't make assumptions, man.

[@motifity3416]

As an empath, I can confirm your suspicion.

[@yourshoulderdevil5229]

I doubt it.

[@truegamer7245]

I once invaded a guy who was rocking a full nobility set. Even bowed before trying to fight, like a true nobleman. He also kicked my shit in because he kept parrying me BUT STILL

[@alephkasai9384]

A true noble duelist

[@vinyak123rohatgi]

Parry this you filthy peasant. The guy probably

[@lordfelidae4505]

Such dedication to the art. I admire such things.

[@goombizdvorakkiewicz5226]

I hope they live the best life.

[@khajiitimanus7432]

The pinnacle of noble stature.

[@Jayhawk416]

This was so convincing I almost went and bought Elden Ring just to use this

[@thrassthrak9091]

A true Herald of Nobility.

[@sirianrocker]

I recommend going to the caelid highway south and heading south until you find a place with a couple of coffins. Every enemy the wields the weapon so you have a much higher chance of getting it instead of going to limgrave but save thw guy with the fancy hat last as he will turn into a giant

[@vinceb8123]

Do it

[@Anniehater]

Oh my good (wo?)man, you simply *must* try the game, it's delightful. Someone with tastes as respectable as yours is bound to enjoy it, and quite thoroughly at that!

[@maxwhite4732]

I've been eyeing up that weapon for a while now, glistening amongst its inferior brethren in my collection of blades, scavenged from the battlefield. Now that I know of its legendary status, I will attempt to wield this graceful blade, although I am unsure whether my skills can truly live up to the potential of this divine masterwork. ...an hour or so later... After some time with this noble shaft I can indeed sense its mighty power, however I lack the materials required to lift this weapon to its purest form. I shall embark on a quest to find these stones and allow the smithing master to bless this blade with his masterful skills, and only then will the true might of this noble blade be truly unleashed. My enemies will know only humility as I nobly smite them with golden grandeur.

[@Borispocalypse]

it has absurdly low stat requirements so if you have a way to get it, you have a way to use it.

[@grom4games]

A good forge indeed...

[@khajiitimanus7432]

Yes, you must grow a pair of stones to accompany your mighty, noble, long, and slender _sword._

[@proxy90909]

"It looks absolutely *Ballin* " quite the noblemans choice of words

[@kokopelli434]

The mismatched regal tone and the words “it’s absolutely balling” is so funny to me

[@sanscroggaly3123]

Behold, noble companions! I embarked upon a new journey within the realm of the game and played it with the utmost grace and poise. As I progressed, I found myself yearning for a particular sword, and after a mere five minutes of dedicated effort, I was graced with its presence. Without any need for external aid or hindrance, the sword was fashioned to fit seamlessly within the contours of my own hands, imbuing my every movement with a sublime elegance. With this sword in my grasp, I felt invincible, as though I could vanquish any foe that dared to stand in my path. The sight of its gleaming blade was a sight to behold, stoking a flame within my soul, and with every stroke, I felt as though I wielded the very essence of gallantry itself. Truly, this was a weapon forged not merely for its utility, but for the sheer joy of wielding such a noble instrument. Let it be known that the acquisition of this sword was not solely for the purpose of fulfilling a quest, but for the sheer joy it brought me. And in my graciousness, I allowed all those who witnessed my noble endeavor to subconsciously bask in the glory of this divine blade. But let it also be known that this sword is mine and mine alone, a possession beyond compare, crafted to fit within my very being. It is not meant for any other to wield, but rather to be revered from afar, a symbol of the nobility and elegance that courses through my very soul.

[@alienplatypus7712]

Oh boy, I sure hope this weapon has good poise damage, I'd hate for enemies to shrug off hits from it like gnat bites and just one shot me with the counterhits from my own attacks.

[@DronesOverTheMoon]

my guy never heard of trading hits 🗿

[@olixx1213]

@@DronesOverTheMoon it has been scientically proven that trading hits is worse for your health then not getting hit Also trading hits requires vigor , which makes you seem like a peasant thats barely surviving the winter

[@CompletelyNewguy]

That’s what square off is for.

[@cowEman]

​@@olixx1213 wait, people are elitist about builds that get 1-shot by other players?

[@axis8396]

People will say 60 Vigor is mandatory and then complain that the mechanics that do %hp damage are overpowered. Now I think "balance" in a Souls game is a laughable concept as DS3 has Daggers with Katana hitstun so I say do whatever build you want as the deadliest blade is a blade you're familiar with

[@joecobb1529]

The “Congratulations, winner.” Got me

[@drebear2638]

You know I had to have killed scores of those nobles and I didn't even get this weapon until deep into my third playthrough

[@thepancakemann]

2 years later, still brilliant. Smacks of new money, doe

[@hazardous9404]

When the world needed him most, he returned.

[@Bluestpikmin]

shut up he was only gone for 10 days hardly returned

[@SharkSalesman90]

And although he is still learning, I believe jeaney can save the world

[@Silenthero66]

Imagine how excited this guy must be for the new Light Greatsword weapon type.

[@georgeiii2998]

"You wanna buy some opulent deathsticks? "

[@briancahill9594]

[waves hand equipped with a spiked caestus] "You don't want to sell me opulent deathsticks."

[@SwiftySloth]

Nah bro y is professor snape talking to me about a long sword

[@dillonqaphsiel7977]

Weapon arts are so powerful there’s no reason to actually attack with the weapon

[@Retaliatixn]

Never have I ever thought I'd hear a British man pronounce "puissance" so well ! It gives me life.

[@edoboleyn]

This is one of the best monologues in “Game of Thrones.”

[@flutterwinkle]

His voice kind of sounded like Snape. Made the video even funnier imagining Snape saying all of that😂

[@captncuddlybear9404]

Snape giving the Tarnished detention after the Tarnished killed all the other Raya Lucarian students.

[@kikioliveer]

Glad I'm not the only one who recognized it. 😂

[@koboldbiopellet]

It's actually my favorite weapon in the game and I used it for most of the game (switched out at the end). The color looks really good with the kinds of armor that I use

[@muttstudios9731]

Opulent deathstick, what a most wonderful way to describe such a weapon

[@DankMcSpank]

Baller Swag Sword never dies bro.Drip is fleeting but Swag is forever.

[@monaskulllll]

The sarcasm was relentless, quite impressive.

[@flyingbananas]

I didn't know it was that rare of a drop, I tossed it into the inventory and left it to take dust since I'm a clergy beast with a scythe and a morning star

[@Garl_Vinland]

Godskin noble’s stitcher: wait till you get a load of me

[@deltacee9751]

waited 10 days for this you never disappoint us jeaneh

[@retmotiv]

I could listen to Jeaney for hours without getting bored

[@BuiHieuDong]

*This guy really wrote a whole novel, huge respect!*

[@Riley_Mundt]

I've never played Elden Ring, but the fact this looks like a Skyrim loading screen really hits home.

[@Zenyx64]

I feel like not knowing what this game is makes this even funnier

[@dochollow152]

We mustn't forget the Noble's Estoc...

[@weaversong4377]

1:18 *Shhhhh* He’s not talking about you, beastmans cleaver… *Shhhhhh…*

[@purgingspaget8091]

Honestly this video taught me this was a rare drop, I have like 3 of them but now I'll consider using them after viewing this thing. The 7 reasons have me sold!

[@Meri637]

Rise up, Noble’s Estoc committee! We must depose these filthy pretenders who believe themselves to be nobles.

[@tictac2102]

When I saw the original reddit post, I went on a noble killing rampage to get it for myself. It’s not very effective for me personally, but it’s a nice thing to have.

[@canadiangopnik7007]

fair point, fair point... counter point, Dual-weild Greatswords go swoosh

[@freakyskull516]

"opulent deathstick" that ones going in my common phrasing

[@stahp4666]

Imagine having to close your distance in order to engage in combat with your foe. This post was written by the bow and arrow gang.

[@ian5766]

Certified Balder Side Sword moment

[@deadbeat008]

dam this was really well written ! great job, dude. i really like the dialogue

[@kylinu1608]

The fact this is all actual valid arguments is insane

[@stapy7303]

I got this thing on my first playthrough and didn't know it was rare until a bit later. I still have it on that character, I doubt I'll see it again on any other playthroughs

[@sublimechimp]

“Backstabbing too is very appropriate for a nobleman” 😂

[@ringomandingo1015]

Preceptor Seluvis tells you how and why you should use this weapon

[@TruthSlayer1]

Nothing beats The Throngler. Nothing gets my dongler rock hard like The Throngler...

[@PetalWasp]

I like to think that you talk to your family and friends like this.

[@TimTime10]

Only one reason in and it feels like Kilian Experience wrote this.

[@adamxei9073]

I'm guessing that noblemen tarnished in the roundtable hall is giving this speech?

[@KRLNLife]

looooooooool.... totally worth the watch and the audio deserves an award .

[@briandipierro8865]

I didn't think I'd find a video on my second favorite sword in Elden Ring. It took me over 7 hours to actually find one, AND then I get two at the same time on my current playthrough while going through Raya Lucaria. But the Noble Estoc... I think I might like even more. Maxed mine out with blood slash and it does 101 build up of blood which is ludicrous

[@jackventure3703]

Now I’m tempted to buy Elden Ring.

[@Khosmik]

"Only the luckiest and most privileged aristocratic-killers may own this opulent deathstick" I have never read such an intense and beautiful sentence in my 22 yrs of existence, Bravo indeed 👏👏

[@gabriel4350]

that's funny *proceeds to spam stars of ruin until opponent is dead*

[@lovethieves1383]

r/EldenRingPVP

[@Anime-Doof]

It finally happened. *A Rival for OnlyAfro's Peasant build has finally emerged from the smoldering embers...*

[@PhrozenFox]

Gimme that two sided red thingy with the fire damage.

[@Randomphantom416]

Noice, love your vids Edit: HA, IM FIRST, gg everyone

[@MocaHere]

listen im glad you're first and all that but really i dont think anyone cares, and with all due respect, bragging about it just makes you look dumb

[@chrisofthehoovers4055]

Found this while looking into the sword for my pvp build, the comments are just as amazing as the video.

[@Vok250]

Thanks you for the tips Severus

[@StoTuttoTumeZi]

Now I want to wield the Noble's Slender Sword, now I want to be an Aristocrat.

[@yourusualsevagoth863]

Gotta wonder what he thinks of the poky stick of wealth, being the nobles estoc

[@rohansensei5708]

I thought it was Solus Astorias for a second

[@1408alejandro1408]

Ohhh i missed this video, such undeniable facts are hard to come by

[@JulianGem]

I listen to this every night to go to sleep

[@atinybard6594]

I wish this was a meme but this was the sword I used to playthrough the game the first time lmao

[@WoolfJ35]

That laugh after #2 seemed more real than a man just reading something he doesn't agree with lol

[@mareczek00713]

7. A.k.a I had 16 of those grinding the convoy near Sellen's location from level 10 to 40.

[@kompatybilijny9348]

Zweihander goes WHOOMP

[@Breakfast_Bandit]

I got this sword by mistake on my friends server and now I just keep in in my off hand to cast golden vow seem'd appropriate being its a golden sword.

[@best5434]

Was literally about to grind for this sword but gave up. After seeing this I'm 100% getting it now.

[@spectralassassin6030]

I don't quite understand why but, this video has made me want to go farm the unmodified banished knight armor again.

[@FriendlyGoblinWasTaken]

Im sure this is the best review of any weapon in any game I have ever had the fortune of finding

[@TheOneEyed-Music]

My favorite weapon in the game is Gut’s Colossal Sword, here are 7 reasons why: 1) Hehe, heavy weapon go bonk! 2) Only the some of the strongest can wield it without going in fat roll while wearing the best armors. 3) It’s a reference to Berserk! 4) It appears in (almost)every souls borne! 5) The stance looks fabulous and if you put the Dancing Lion’s spirit ash it becomes OP as a cold weapon. 6) The move set is great, truly making you feel the weight of this beast of a weapon. 7) If upgraded at +25 it’s almost as strong as the +10 Maliketh’s Greatsword, a normal colossal weapon can almost be as strong as a weapon obtained from a Demi-god that wields Destined Death!

[@der.Schtefan]

I call it the "tungsten voice"

[@BlackroseXX9]

The Alan Rickman (Professor Snape) voice over is the icing on this video!!😆

[@hiromitsumoonblossom8682]

Me who actually has that sword. Laughs in Aristocrat*

[@boogie6419]

That final comment feels so backhanded, as if to build you up in the entire post and just kick the entire tower down afterward

[@zoebrugg7594]

Severus Snape, is that you? No, one of the Malfoys I think.

[@creamofthecrop6743]

This unintentionally sounds like V. II Snail

[@cindersfade5458]

mans sounds like severus snape up in here

[@dentanau]

This is the best video I've seen in a very long time!

[@Beltux1]

The true poise of a nobleman! Bravo sir!

[@korvincarry3268]

Alright, full noble set against a full LOATHSOME DUNGEATER set. A glamorous high society noble vs a fucking sewer rat sustained by hate alone.

[@GoonCommander]

I got it from my first Hollow guy wielding it and used it for all of Limgrave/weeping/stormveil.

[@snowfox163]

This scares me and gives me anxiety

[@King_Firebrand]

It better be. Farmed this baby for way longer that one would think even with 99 ARC and Silver Scarab + Foot. Haven't tried it yet, but next NG+ cycle will get some Noble Sword action.

[@diablosaurusyt9669]

This video inspired me to grind for this weapon... 8 hours and no sword...

[@Seoul_Soldier]

The voice sold it for me.

[@philipsheehan3754]

Just having this weapon is such a crazy flex. I’ll stick with my heavy long sword like the muscle bound pleasant that I am.

[@wisecatstudioz]

Listening to this, I imagine them having a tungsten buckler shield, you know, for the intensity of it's density

[@Ghost_gc]

Hot take: the noble's estoc and it's uncanny affinity to lightning makes a joke out of this

[@uku4171]

We need a bunch of Steam community guide voiceovers

[@carmenupthere5995]

I didn’t know Severus Snape reviewed video game swords, cool

[@rammywarrior4033]

"4. It has 110 crit modifier, because people who parry a lot are just better then everybody else." (Makes the narrator do the parry dance, with my elegant rapier build)

[@elijahschafer1274]

Ah yes, the time-honored and glorious art of aristocrat-killing

[@infinitepotato001]

I mean cold infused, power stance, with endure does in fact fuck shit up.

[@slavpepe6581]

Severus Snape really loves this sword huh?

[@MORTIFICER]

I was looking for a sword with square off that scaled with dex, you sold me on this, plus it’s gold.

[@nickydarling5208]

I remember getting this my first playthrough on accident and then I never touched it