757: [Birthday Special - Part 1] Meridian Mall: Restroom Spree! 🚻

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[Description]
WMVT takes a tour of a very diverse mall, in the eastern part of Lansing! Part 1 of my birthday special.
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[Fixtures & Timestamps]
[0:00 INTRODUCTION & DIRECTORY
[0:50 MAIN MALL MEN'S RESTROOM
Fixtures:
4 Early 1990's American Standard Lynbrook Urinals
2 Early 1990's American Standard Afwall Toilets
1 Mid 2000's Eljer Signature (Shitnature) "Toilet"
1 Early 1990's Kohler Kingston WG Toilet
- We actually start the mall off with a pretty good restroom! Everything in this restroom is great, except Pissy Trash's Twin Brother.
Lynbrook Ratings: 8/10
Afwall Ratings: 9/10
Kingston WG Rating: 9/10
Shitnature Rating: 1.5/10
[3:26 FOOD COURT MEN'S RESTROOM
Fixtures:
3 Kohler Branham Urinals
1 Kohler Kingston "Toilet"
1 Eljer Signature (Shitnature) "Toilet"
- The only thing I like here are the Branhams. Both toilets here suck, especially the Shitnature, for it couldn't even take 25 FEET without struggling!
Branham Ratings: 7/10
Krapshit Rating: 3/10
Shitnature Rating: 1.5/10
[5:07 FOOD COURT FAMILY RESTROOM 1
Fixtures:
1 Kohler Kingston "Toilet"
1 Kohler Primary Toilet
- The Primary is better than the Kingston, flat out. I won't sugarcoat it though, both struggled a little bit on 25 feet.
Kingston Rating: 3/10
Primary Rating: 7/10
[6:56 FOOD COURT FAMILY RESTROOM 2
Fixtures:
1 Kohler Kingston "Toilet"
1 New American Standard Baby Devoro Toilet
- Unfortunately me being a dumbass never realized that the sensor on the Kingston was removed and replaced with a regular flushometer. None the less, this restroom sucks, including the Baby Devilo.
Krapshit Rating: 3/10
Baby Devilo Rating: 4/10
[8:18 DICK'S SPORTING GOODS MEN'S RESTROOM
Fixtures:
1 American Standard Washbrook (Trashbroke) "Urinal"
2 American Standard Afwall (Asswall) Toilets
- The Vitreous Dick is self explanatory, and the Afwalls are straight up garbage.
Trashbroke Rating: 0/10
Asswall Ratings: 2/10
[9:21 SCHULER BOOKS AND MUSIC MEN'S RESTROOM
Fixtures:
1 American Standard Washbrook Urinal
1 American Standard Madera Toilet
- The siphonic Washbroke is nothing special, and the Badera is straight up lame.
Washbroke Rating: 3/10
Badera Rating: 4/10
[10:08 JCPENNEY MEN'S RESTROOM
Fixtures:
1 Mansfield Cascade (Crapscade) Urinal
1 1980's Kohler Downing Toilet
- This is probably the oldest restroom in the mall. The Crapscade most likely replaced a Kohler Barfon from around the same time as the Downing. The Downing is nice!
Crapscade Rating: 3/10
Downing Rating: 9.5
[10:40 LAUNCH TRAMPOLINE PARK MEN'S RESTROOM
Fixtures:
1 American Standard Washbrook (Trashbroke) "Urinal"
2 American Standard Champion Pro Toilets
- What in gods name are tank toilets doing in the mall? Regardless, this restroom is absolute trash.
Trashbroke Rating: 0/10
Crampion No Ratings: 2/10
[11:26 HIGH CALIBER ENTERTAINMENT & CARTING MEN'S RESTROOM
Fixtures:
3 Kohler Bardon "Urinals"
3 Kohler Highcliff Ultra Toilets
- These fixtures are boring, nothing more to say.
Barfon Ratings: 2/10
Highcliff Ultra Ratings: 5/10
[13:32 HIGH CALIBER ENTERTAINMENT & CARTING MEN'S RESTROOM 2
Fixtures:
2 Eljer Correcto (Incorrecto) "Urinals"
2 Eljer Signature (Shitnature) "Toilets"
- This restroom is definitely worse than the previous one here. Fun fact - these fixtures were abandoned for some time, since this was the restroom when the former Younkers still existed before closing in 2018. The Incorrectos suck and the 25 feet strugglers AKA Pissy Trash's Twin are absolutely useless.
Incorrecto Ratings: 3/10
Shitnature Ratings: 1.5/10
[14:46 MACY'S MEN'S RESTROOM
Fixtures:
4 American Standard Lynbrook Urinals
4 American Standard Afwall Toilets
- The urinals are pretty good but you'd be less bored than watching paint dry than seeing another Afwall.
Lynbrook Ratings: 8/10
Afwall Ratings: 5/10
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[@westmichiganvintagetoilets]

Watch Part 2! kzbin.info/www/bejne/aaLFanl3bMxgoqs

[@TheVintageNoob]

Wow, 20 years old you old XD. Cool variety of toilets

[@Pottymaker]

Happy Birthday!

[@westmichiganvintagetoilets]

Thanks!

[@cameraredeye3115]

That older Washbrook is not supposed to siphon, just FYI. Ironically, that's that one particular urinal's saving grace 🤣

[@westmichiganvintagetoilets]

It definitely is not supposed to, it's a ventilation issue.

[@rafaeldiaz7870]

What about the manfield unrinals at jcpenny?

[@ChasetheComputerGeek]

Keep stalls copyrighted