78 MOST Famous MARK TWAIN Quotes About Life (BEST) - Quotes Worth Listening To!

These are short quotes from MARK TWAIN that change the way you think and understand things.
Samuel Langhorne Clemens (November 30, 1835 - April 21, 1910), known by his pen name Mark Twain, was an American writer, humorist, entrepreneur, publisher, and lecturer. He was lauded as the "greatest humorist the United States has produced" and William Faulkner called him "the father of American literature".
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[@MaiNguyen-fy4sv]

“The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog”…..wow!! Nice put!

[@delfinacabagui2260]

..this makes me smile. 💞

[@mueltenius6952]

My dog never lies, Never is hateful ,steals,corrupt , unloving, dishonest, judgemental, arrogant, misleading, two faced, bitter, resentful, untrustworthy.

[@elizabethlinsay9193]

Awesome!!

[@elle5031]

This would make a good bumper sticker......

[@chevinbarghest8453]

"nicely" not "nice" .. Adverb.... "putting" is a verb

[@jerryjazzbo2845]

MT has said most of my favorite quotes. His wisdom is priceless.

[@chrism4430]

Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option--this is what it means to be an employee.

[@gracejiwook4860]

Even in relationships

[@dmrenterprizes4101]

And being in a relationship were you are doing all the loving.

[@user-yv1fh3fc8y]

It works both ways the employee can fire the employer by quitting and choosing another or, the employer can fire the employee and choose another.

[@Whoever68]

Applies to friendships as well.

[@elle5031]

OR...a doormat...

[@carlbowles1808]

Samuel Clemons is long gone but his words endure in 2022 because wisdom matters regardless of Era. This man is a must listen, I'm listening with amazement.

[@RiptoGakt]

"It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them." I am keeping this one in mind.

[@jojivarghese3494]

Of all the animals,man is the only animal who is cruel.. It's very correct.

[@Omkar.Gawade]

incorrect though, there are many animals who are cruel, dolphins they surround a pufferfish as a group and take turns biting and chewing it to get high. There are a lot more shitty things that dolphins and many animals do for pleasure, some are even worse than this. Animals have varied levels of intelligence but their thinking capacity is not developed enough to empathize with the creature or feel guilty about the cruel acts that they do The thing is, if you empathize with the other person you won't do cruel things to them, a lot of serial killers are psychopaths that don't have the ability to empathize, they consciously see their victims not as a person but as their target. That is why racism, slavery and some religions [those that claim their believers are superior, and the others as 'infidels' as inferior ] are dangerous, it normalizes the perception of the public in treating groups of people as less than human and it becomes easier for people to justify to themselves the cruel things they might do to those considered inferior.

[@optimal8155]

Man is also the only animal who is kind.

[@gregflores8959]

@@optimal8155 Wrong again skippy, cats and especially dogs can be be exceedingly kind and loving,..you obviously have never had a four legged friend.

[@graphguy]

That is hardly true. Take the dove 🕊️. A single female will blindside another female who is in a monogamous relationship with a male dove and slaughter her so that she can have what she didn’t have by love… someone else’s love. Or spiders,,,,🕷️ she will devour him after sex if he does not scurry away in fear for his life quickly enough. And on and on….

[@pamelajordan2890]

I've always loved this, wonderful, crazy, imperfect, awesome man❤️❤️☯️

[@alexanderbenjamin5348]

Hello 👋 Pamela, I love your words so much, like the way you drop down your thoughts on note, it really do sound so interesting to me 🤗 how are you doing?

[@Elizabeth-zv4ho]

Generating income is an action but keeping money is a behaviour'' During time's like this it's proven to be a difficult challenge.💯💯

[@savannahglembin7090]

I'm thinking of investing in the crypto market but taking my time to figure out how the whole thing works.

[@marybella136]

Investing in crypto is very volatile and risky which is why most successful investors trade with professional brokers.

[@shannon8560]

Trading on bitcoin is one of the most reliable online global wealth creation, highly profitable but you should know that involve a level of risk and for this reason best left to professional like Ms Lucy Baldwin.

[@charliejohnny7948]

@@shannon8560 You're right! Investing in Crypto market isn't a myth. A few years back felt it was impossible but here I am today...all had was God and a dedicated broker.

[@mariakumari337]

@Eustace Kylan Who is this professional everyone is talking about I always see her post on top comments on every KZbin video I watched, how can I contact her?

[@lionheart5937]

" The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog. " - Mark Twain Classic! 😆

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[@inspirationalquotes8477]

"Man will do many things to get himself loved, he will do all things to get himself envied". ― Mark Twain

[@bharathsf]

Instagram in a quote

[@quotes-by-artist]

“The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.” I like it 👍

[@jennykeng4055]

Another way of saying what Mr. Twain had said was, "Everyone talks about the weather, but it's time something is done about it."

[@Priestbokmei1]

One on the top videos on all of KZbin or any other platform.

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[@brendashotwell1405]

Makes me smile ❤❤❤❤😊

[@Ryo-xx1lm]

One of the rare case where the vast majority of the quotes are spot on.

[@puneetjindal6426]

Thnxs good people..

[@christophergachuhi5598]

If u want something no matter how hard it is to archive.... Start n the rest will be HISTORY......

[@ProTechGadget]

Great 👌🏻

[@Fikiranterang1]

Inspirational Quotes... Nice. 👍

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[@rosiestewart870]

i've read a number of these quotes from famous people. in my opinion, samuel clemens, (mark twain) is the most witty and intelligent person whose words appear here.

[@eestoryaheehee3209]

I've read the first quote from the movie The Equalizer.

[@anjou6497]

Yes .👍💗

[@MayoYaban]

2:54 MY FAVOURITE ONE LOL

[@picassobalagos]

Trying to put my mind back into perspective

[@5minutewisdom013]

Beautiful Quotes !!!!!

[@ukimaniafish3784]

Good job 😘😘😘

[@mutalebtalukder9445]

Truth is truth it's the universel speech

[@veep5712]

"Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most." --MT

[@veep5712]

Other people's trauma, insecurities, and poor decisions are no replacement for everything I worked to cultivate.

[@midianpoet]

Inspiring...Thanks for sharing and Happy New Year 2022...full of twos..but ---You willl be number ONE!

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[@augustinechinnappanmuthria7042]

Super

[@jerrylisby3440]

Are these all his? Most of them are really good.

[@Theizzer]

I Find many of these quotes brilliant and truly beautiful. But I am cofused with three of them. 1. Always obey your parents when they are present. My childhood was awefull because of my parents... Can I interpret the quote on my parents that they were never truly present? 2. The lack of money is the root of all evil. I Truly think this is false for every rich country in the world where people dont have to starve to death. The lack of love is the root of all evil. A household can be as poor as it can be. But when the parents love their children, those children will have the opportunity to develop great mentality early on in life. 3. The source of all humor is not laughter, but sorrow. Can anyone help me with this one?

[@ANDROLOMA]

*"The source of all humor is not laughter, but sorrow. Can anyone help me with this one?"* Heinlein addressed this phenomenon in his book Stranger in a Strange Land. Humor finds its basis in witnessing the pain of others. People laugh, to avoid crying.

[@katherineg9396]

@@ANDROLOMA Also in your own pain. Many comedians as children became the class clown, or used it as to get attention or deal with pain.

[@ANDROLOMA]

@@katherineg9396 Robin Williams as a case in point?

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[@hoosierbaddy3052]

“Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day”. Mark Twain

[@HARVSTER21HAIFA47]

He was way ahead of his time

[@rashundalondon7335]

True story

[@AmyWinehouse.914]

A half truth is the most cowardly of lies....what about when protecting people from harm?

[@chriszablocki2460]

I think my chess ratings are relatively accurate. I'm not that strong of a player. But I think unlike most 40 year olds, I can improve. I got back rank mated on the board today. And didn't even see it. And wasn't in time trouble. Today was bad.

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[@hide_and_go_sikh]

It is best, not to say anything. But if you didn't do anything wrong you shouldn't have anything to hide.

[@BassicVIC]

He must have been fun character to be around.

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[@astrology4u]

How can you give up something a thousand times?

[@RubyZanUK]

You have a lovely voice. Some of the quotes were not by Twain.

[@joebarcelona]

👍

[@eddieboggs8306]

People who you reach in your back pocket and shake hands with them

[@whitesugarsweetchristine1023]

Only met one important day so far. I still don't know why I am here. I guess just to live. Unfair to be hurt by others and your life is crippled.

[@marilynklein6566]

A man who does not read is as the same as the man who cannot read.PERIOD!

[@hounddog2952]

No point of reading words when they were ment to deceive you. Can you segregate truth and fiction via context ?

[@veep5712]

"Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live." --MT

[@angelsnow7504]

I would put this into warning signs.

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[@someonenew439]

The conservative one is the best one lol

[@alfred1535]

WOW I THINK HE GOT PARKINSON IN N THE END GREAT QUOTES FROM MASTER

[@gabrielleangelica1977]

"Man evolved from apes, redheads from cats..." 🐈

[@jonathanjollimore4794]

Man with wit sharper then any blade

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[@kennywilson2129]

We are all of us in the gutter quote is Oscar Wilde

[@AS_aitech]

"The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog."

[@simoncoss3321]

Can you spot the saying of Oscar Wilde? - in the gutter looking at the stars......Lady Windermere's Fan

[@colinkamoda9502]

I wonder how he would feel if he learned about how dolphins are.

[@diosjesus6254]

The lock of, not having God in your heart is the root of all evil.

[@Jade_holloway]

These quotes won't all be from Mark Twain. Like Einstein, a lot of quotes just get attributed to him.

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[@wakeup6910]

It's not you, it's the things you do. Me.

[@markmarsh27]

"We are all in the gutter but some of us are looking at the stars." You messed up my friend, that's an Oscar Wilde quote that was in included in your Oscar Wilde video. Maybe you're working too hard and jumbled up your notes -- no worries, your work is a gift to Humanity Brother, just tryin' to lend a hand. Thank you for sharing the timeless wisdom of the greatest Minds.

[@glennjones2300]

Now ..must you carry on..when you know am far gone..and it doesn't take you long ..to track a phone ..here and there ..am starting to think we care ..my Dear

[@Yoda42481]

Half truth is the most cowardly of lies

[@mustafakhaliqi4934]

I’m not sure about do the things you fear the most. 🤔🤔

[@KSG10]

🙏🤝🤲

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[@vnnyCao]

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[@kelvennaxido5270]

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[@margotsesnorio3825]

"Don't tell the Truth to those who are not worthy of it." I like this quote!😁

[@acerrome9672]

...and those people who "Dont tell the Truth" are Not Worthy of Respect in Return.

[@THEMAN-ru8ek]

Love this quote.

[@johnnydepp745]

This is everything

[@johnnydepp745]

Not everyone deserves your truth

[@davidnelson1513]

Hello ; everyone should hear this!

[@theroadtoamillion]

These are Great quotes that really make you think about life ❤️thank you

[@hide_and_go_sikh]

Don't fear death, it will be the end of all your pain and suffering. What you should fear is life, and all of the pain and suffering that comes with it. But what you should fear more is the life of your children, and all of the pain and suffering that you know they will have to endure.

[@WiseQuotesLS]

“If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything„ _Mark Twain

[@wehibebelachew3527]

1000% correct.

[@lilray7210]

"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience" - Mark Twain. This is one of my favorite quotes that's why I don't even talk to people nowadays because I realized a long time ago that I'm surrounded by idiots 🙄

[@carmendaniel3734]

Totally agree with you. I never knew how many idiots there are.

[@wehibebelachew3527]

True, I see my self in a Ditch sometimes trying to discuss something obvious

[@veep5712]

@Wehibe Belachew Exactly!!!

[@cobrajet4602]

Fools, morons, and idiots will inevitably cross that line when you must let them know that and stomp them down fir being abject imbeciles. Then end the conversation and avoid them.

[@forwardmind]

kkk really

[@brianngiro8140]

Life is short, break the rules. Forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, Laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that makes you smile. Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.

[@ritaa8460]

4

[@SnarkasticSunny]

I'm surprised at how many sayings I use that, turns out, are Mark Twain's! (Big smile) Thanks Mr. Twain!

[@RestfulArt]

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. Love these Words, politicians must hear more of these. Loves from #restfulsoul

[@rasrodywitter3908]

“Until the philosophy which holds one race superior and another inferior, is finally and permanently discredited and abandoned, there will always be war” king of kings

[@lw7379]

Bob Marley song "War" was played so much in our house growing up. My father loved Marley. When I saw this quote/Marley verse, it triggered a fond memory . 🤗💕💕💕🎼🎵🎶

[@yutsekelman9740]

@@lw7379 blessings 👌

[@1percent_men]

*Intelligent people listen to what is being Said, rather than who is speaking* This hits me hard

[@rockrecordreport7136]

One MUST consider the source, sorry.

[@hoosierbaddy3052]

Maya Angelou said, ‘People with usually forget what you say, but they will never forget how you made them feel’. Lesson? Words ain’t important! Intention and treatment are paramount to relationships with others.

[@Countryrebelempress]

By the way you always tell the truth no matter how painful it is . Because if you don't it will eventually come back on you .

[@keeslubberding471]

If you tell the truth you dont have to remember anything🙏

[@yutsekelman9740]

" of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most " this jumped at me

[@richardjohnson9696]

Yes .y÷s > agree

[@joysynmonds9082]

@@richardjohnson9696 🤣😂

[@filipinaera5913]

Well said sir kotse!

[@rhondakoski2948]

"The more I get to know people the more I like my dog."

[@xlltagllx868]

Facts

[@orangewarm1]

Marry your dog then.

[@mustafakhaliqi4934]

Giving up cigarettes is the most easiest things, I know cause I did thousands of times.😂😂😂😂

[@cobrajet4602]

"The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog." Profound! And 1000% accurate.

[@roobickrubenkeshishi8473]

I believe most people live indifferent , they don't really care until something dramatic happen in their lives !

[@davemurphyNo1]

"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." Oscar Wilde, I believe, not Mark Twain

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[@carmendaniel3734]

I love Mark Twain. So true what he said. I loved to read his books, when I was a child. I wanted to be friends with Tom, Huckleberry and Becky.

[@meryemadam1860]

Never stop to read him!Perfect antidote against our nowadays cancel culture,woke culture,politically correct culture!These are smoke screens used to hide genetic compulsive human hate for "the other".The other:the one who speaks,eats,lives,loves differently.We badly need more honestly lucid unperfect people like you,Mister Clemens...From Brussels with love!❣👵🐈‍⬛.

[@te9591]

Becky?

[@carmendaniel3734]

@@te9591 Becky Thatcher. The leading lady in the Adventures of Tom Sawyer. She is Judge Thatcher's daughter.

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[@rincemor]

I thought the ‘We are all in the gutter’ quote was said by Oscar Wilde.

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[@bozenasawa5691]

Mark Twain never disappoints. Most of his quotes (if not all) are as true today as they were durings his time. And, I am next to sure, they will be true in near and far future.

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[@JoseGonzalez-yw5iz]

All the quotes are classic. Twain had a great mind

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[@arlinegeorge6967]

Wise words indeed ! Very beautiful video inspiring and uplifting. pray more and more blessed beautiful humans multiply and make our divine universe over flowing with love and peace. Thank you, love and peace to all.

[@alexanderbenjamin5348]

Hello 👋 Arline, I love your words, like the way you drop down your thoughts on note, it really do sound so interesting to me 🤗 how are you doing?

[@ShalanLee1688]

Thanks for sharing and loved them all

[@isabelledetaillefer2726]

"We're all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars."? In another quotes video, this is attributed to Oscar Wild! Makes me wonder about the veracity of all the other quotes.

[@katherineg9396]

I've collected a lot of quotes and I've come to the conclusion that it is an inexact science, at best.

[@39doddle]

To succeed in Politics you need two things, ignorance and confidence! Sums up the state of the world right now!

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[@charlesclem]

Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.

[@creativebooksummaries]

Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. Mark Twain

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[@valenciaocansey9977]

Great lessons of life

[@drbonesshow1]

Never tell the truth to girlfriends and wives.

[@dixieboy5689]

Amen !!

[@THEMAN-ru8ek]

"It Is Easier to do Evil than Good" -

[@andyclausen5521]

It seems ..... My whole neighbourhood. Is doing really evil. Suffering soul .....

[@platinumare]

The obeying parents one, I have a little bit of issue with, especially when a parent is manipulating?

[@alexanderbenjamin5348]

Hello 👋 Platinumare, I love your words so much, like the way you drop down your thoughts on note, it really do sound so interesting to me 🤗 how are you doing?

[@DrowningManH]

“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.” is from Orcar Wilde, not Twain.

[@lahaha422]

"If you read the newspaper you're misinformed." That's very similar to social media. My favorite: "Don't wait. The time will never be just right. " So many though.

[@hogorina4924]

An employee of the Wells Fargo Bank stole four thousand dollars from my account. No local state or federal law would look into this. Hogorina. This took place at the Berwick branch Savannah Ga. while touring.When approached about this people involved laughed at me.

[@Michael-uu9nv]

Life is an investment we must remember that

[@mopbrothers]

Very good advice. Don't wait, the time will never be just right.

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