Cops in Russia (Full Episode)

Red Lives Matter. This is the lost episode of Cops from 1989.

[@gregorybentley5707]

Girls takes off with two cops on her hood and once they catch her the cop is like "I'll just sit in the passenger seat now and you drive us to the police station" insanity lol

[@stevetorres5923]

Yeah.. and the cop is even smoking a cigarette in her car lol

[@t16205]

@@stevetorres5923 Like a total badass lol

[@12yearssober]

Imagine what American cops would have done

[@sinphus]

American police would have instantly murderd her

[@Sercer25]

@@12yearssober not investigate your island and destroy laptops and server data, probably. oh wait, not cops. feds.

[@JonnyRicter]

300₽ fine, 5 year license suspension, and sentenced to 2 years in a soviet labor camp, Soviet DUIs were no joke.

[@phil4863]

Gulags used in 1989? Lol

[@n1kk10ch1r]

In 1989? What?

[@urbanplanner7200]

"Recreational labor"

[@paufernandezboj5517]

No gulags where shut down in 1955 when kruchev was first secretary of The Comunist party

[@radosawmarkowski5379]

Yeah, but corruption was 😊

[@rileysutton1879]

This is probably the first Cops episode without the "Bad Boys" theme.

[@eksadiss]

They did do it, but with acoustic instruments if you listen closely

[@vg_grover4828]

It’s still used, you can recognize it if you listen closely. It’s just made to sound Russian.

[@stevetorres5923]

Lol it’s Russian reggae

[@dave11686]

It’s performed instrumentally using a baililaka(sp?)

[@AckzaTV]

no, you can hear it played on belalaika

[@fratercontenduntocculta8161]

I love how the first thing is a schoolboy knife fight. Never change Russia.

[@trentspears9118]

Well... maybe change *now*

[@leahflower9924]

Maybe be a little less thug lol

[@paufernandezboj5517]

Maybe russia changed again like in 1917 and 1991 now is 2023

[@dewoitine]

God the balalaika cover of the cops intro is so badass lmao

[@patrickrancourt4782]

So lol !!!!!! So russian too The was in 1990 Imagine today in march 2024

[@beerrox711]

Lol that kid that said his stab wound was a fall… cop looked like he was about to slap him but had to hold back because the Americans were there

[@DATAN420]

We need live PD but in Russia

[@rayman17578]

🤣🤣 good one comrade ☭☭

[@ildart8738]

No you don't. The corruption is sky high in Russia.

[@leahflower9924]

Cops is better than live pd

[@hawkmaster381]

Only a fool argues with the police, and a HUGE fool argues with Soviet State police.

[@russianfunkerroma]

Back then police here wasn't as slob as today. Now they have much more chance to beat you to death in police station than in 1980s. But it also happened then.

[@leahflower9924]

Suicide by Soviet police

[@uncledave9290]

The translator is the most funniest thing in the show

[@-kingofsaiyannappa-9057]

Angry Russian cop found drugs: "Cocainum!!"

[@termlesshalo]

Lol finally

[@dewoitine]

Fun fact! 'Cocainum means 'with cocaine' because the original line for the other guy was "what do you plan to prove that with?" (In reference to the drugs)

[@acb723]

😂😂☠💀 it was Prob Rostavili's stash.. loved red heat

[@RandyBoBandy.]

“In Soviet Union , you drive cop to jail”!!

[@richardfuelling6120]

this made me laugh way too hard

[@spitzfire1107]

I thought this just a parody of Cops. But damn this is a Legit Episode!

[@Hawringdesignrawknowledge2]

that soviet hospital looks like a horror movie

[@paufernandezboj5517]

All hospitals are Horror movie material 😅

[@aidanburfield2670]

Man soviet state police didn't mess around... a hard labor sentence would be enough motivation for me to be an upstanding member of the community...

[@patrickrancourt4782]

Maybe trump should this whit all crappy woke's anti-occidental ideologies leaders There a lot live there in liberty and never intercepted by the laws until.... Maga 1-20-2025 at noon

[@DennisMartinezCalifornia]

Virgin American City Cop vs Chad Soviet Militzia

[@randomlyrelatable1372]

Man of culture

[@kingmole9491]

"I don't get paid enough for the shit I put up with" - soviet cop "Мне не платят достаточно за то дерьмо, с которым я мирился "

[@waverider227]

you hear the same from American cops as well.

[@ranchodearmas2571]

Russian COPS is filmed on location with the men and women of law enforcement, all suspects are guilty and face a walk to the forest escorted by usually two KGB operatives or equivalent until proven innocent.

[@AckzaTV]

ya thats why that old woman was SCREAMING in terror lol kinda fucked up

[@hasselnttper3730]

Actually wasn't that terrible anymore by the mid/late 80s under Gorbachev. It's fascinating how quickly it all collapsed without the use of such force, which proves that communism is totally unsustainable when there's no one with a gun to your head.

[@connorm4145]

@@hasselnttper3730it collapsed because of the oil shock, a concerted effort by non soviet forces to stoke ultra nationalism in the periphery republics, and yeltsin allowing the otherwise robust public sector to be sold off for penny’s on the dollar to his cronies and creatures.

[@captainfreedom3649]

@@hasselnttper3730 "such force" lol. police didnt even carry guns before Gorbachev. Why cant you just shut up about things you know jackshit about.

[@misterwhipple2870]

Whaddya mean, "proven innocent"? Never heard of it, Comrade!

[@paullisanti8673]

The Major at 2:56 is a very kind man. I know the Russian Character well. He's a Political Officer--I would like to know his name. My wife is Russian--I'm from Italy--He has great psychology

[@rickyray2794]

I distinctly remember this episode of cops in russia having a boy that turned in his father for being an abusive drunk/drug addict, maybe there was more than one.

[@yzdatabase4175]

how dare you drive around with 2 cops on the hood? don't yell at me! i am not giving you my key!

[@AckzaTV]

she was just a few years too early to see them all get fired when cccp collapses lol

[@WM-gf8zm]

@@AckzaTV she was demented

[@burntearth85]

​@@AckzaTVnah, just absorbed into some other agency. There were still police even after the fall of the Soviet union

[@smallcreature7999]

i love that they voice over the russian in shitty accents

[@tgies]

fwiw this is part 2 of a 2-parter; it originally aired as a 1 hour special and was broken into 2 half hour timeslots for syndication/reruns. thx for uploading

[@Kisara556NATO]

I remember when this first aired on TV, watching their academy training. Guys crawling under barbed wire, air raid sirens in the background, live AK-47 fire above them. Obviously missing from this episode.

[@senben9180]

This is awesome, time capsule, was so awesome the 80s

[@PolizeiPaul]

There were 7 episodes of this, Amazed only 2 survie to this day, No one has came forward with the remaining ones, Years ago they was all reaired on UPN 49 and I could kick my self for not having recorded them all, Perhaps one could contact UPN (or whatever they are nowdays) and see if they could burn these to DVD and mail them out?

[@jephthaholt]

ive got to see those

[@narkopalcic5978]

So the first part of Russia special is 20 minutes long, so is this one. Knowing that this is a Special episode and that both parts are 20 minutes long there must be a 3rd part of this footage. Pls does anybody know where to find it?

[@LOTIL62]

I want to say it cut to British cops. I know they did a few UK episodes along with this. I remember when these used to air from time to time in the 1990s and remember USSR and then them showing police in the UK. Of course it was so long since I last saw it.

[@gregorybentley5707]

IMDb lists the episode is only 30 minutes long, obviously it's probably off by about 10 minutes or so but it doesn't look like there's any more footage. I'm surprised you didn't Google the runtime of this special episode you would have had your answer in just a few seconds.

[@waverider227]

Well here in the US we had typically 18 to 20 minute programs fit into 30 minute time slots but what you must remember is that commercial product breaks often interrupted our programs every 7 to 8 minutes on average with 2 minutes of commercials fit in that time slot resulting in 4 or 5 commercials lasting typically 1 and a half to 2 minutes. leaving 18 to 20 minutes of program time.

[@annich.2995]

People who still find what ГАП means. Well it means GAI or known for Russian Traffic cops. I dunno if they allowed to carry guns or just carry tickets.

[@narkopalcic5978]

They did carry guns.

[@volundthe_smith7623]

they are allowed

[@luisricardolozadaamaya670]

Гап in cyrillic would be gap instead of gai

[@imirkotv]

Yes, it's ГАИ

[@rususapatriot]

hello it is goverment auto inspection

[@chinapollution9775]

In Russia cop doesn't arrest you, you arrest yourself

[@Coolbindus]

вот это конечно неожиданный контент) но главное что всё перевели верно

[@volundthe_smith7623]

не совсем все

[@Tzar1]

Is there anything major that was mistranslated?

[@firehammer7585]

I remember this episode! I thought that part where the 2 officers tried to stop the car, while holding on to it, was one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life!

[@waverider227]

I remember back then to thinking how can anyone do this and get away with it in Russia still get a good laugh out of it even today!

[@capnhands]

ALL FORCED CONFESSIONS CAN AND WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU IN SOVIET PEOPLES COURT.

[@jj_0069]

gahh damn, I like the intro music and the ending credits music

[@charliemcgee9803]

Major samm anyone?

[@wflyer7985]

I remember the day this premiered and I watched it with my pops way back when. Man, 6:15 95.5 KLOS, back in the day when they played GOOD music. Those bikers definitely knew what was up.

[@jonathanjoyce-clarke2885]

I see 20 health code violations in that hospital. Where is OSHA?

[@waverider227]

right and to think there are people who want "Socialized govt run health care" here in the US just ask anyone from a Communist Country like Cuba or Russia about the quality of health care and they will tell you !

[@wutm8]

I had to tell my dentist to put on gloves last time I went....

[@waverider227]

@Antonio-Gransci 😄😅😅🤣🤣🤣

[@waverider227]

@Antonio-Gransci What happens if the govt should fail and then the system collapses then goes the govt funded health care along with it then having no privately ran health care then what are you going to do ??? Do you really want that to happen? or would you rather have a choice for a back up plan?

[@Brian6587]

"All suspects are guilty until proven innocent in a court of the Soviet" lol.

[@alexbleks]

I think the cops were muuuch nicer due to the facts that Americans were there recording them :p

[@bernatkun8069]

Six camera crews filmed for sixteen days and that's all the footage we get?

[@nev5745]

Crime in the Soviet Union was rather low, and what you saw here was basically at one of the highest points of crime in the late Soviet Union, being the late 80s.

[@pkop4]

The trade-off of authoritarianism is you have less crime, more order

[@waverider227]

there were several more episodes filmed ( at the begining you see a house on fire for example ) but they havent put them up here on KZbin yet . they maybe lost I hope they are found!

[@paufernandezboj5517]

​@@nev5745 true after The crazy and anarquistic 90s where crime was in The rise

[@johnm84]

​@@nev5745After the end of the Soviet Union crime became very high.

[@rayman17578]

Yo the translations make it funny 🤣🤣

[@АндрейПетров-к4у]

Улицы разбитых фонарей - начало )))

[@patrickcameron2950]

I wonder what happened to all these people. Their whole system was on the verge of falling apart and 90’s Russia was an insane place.

[@armron94]

As long as you have the sheet music for any song it can get played in any country. Sheet music is universal it's the lyrics.

[@killerkitten7534]

It’s crazy that Soviet-American relations were so tense during this period, but they were still like “oh you wanna see how our police operate? Sure let’s do it!”

[@7ElevenAlphaCentauri]

between 87-91 Relations were actually good and better than today.

[@killerkitten7534]

@@7ElevenAlphaCentauriactually surprising to know. Honestly kinda hard to picture a time like that

[@DirtyDan1]

The bikers were fed up with the oppression

[@trevorhashemzadeh6413]

Maybe they should do one for China Iran North Korea Cuba and other communists regime

[@user-yq5tz6yt8z]

> Iran > Communist Everything you don't like is obviously communist, isn't it?

[@HakugyokurouGardener101]

I wish there was a longer version of the theme in the beginning

[@LordOfDaCyborgMOOSE]

TL;DR, "COPS" but with Gopniks

[@joegriego3091]

Damn, living conditions in Soviet Russia were pretty bleak. No wonder they spend most of their time stupid drunk.

[@bianc5596]

Of course it seems a bad country if you film the criminal underground in it lol. Every country have these situations shown in the video.

[@markomontenegro]

Broo.... This is GOLD !!!

[@frankyeetermann4718]

Some Russian cars haven’t changed a lot since then lmao

[@paufernandezboj5517]

True

[@thevoid5503]

In America, you break law In Soviet Russia, law breaks you!

[@kristennnnn9038]

7:15 2 years in the gulag for drinking and driving, damn that's harsh

[@ebobolina9780]

He didn't translate right. Dude will just clean roads from trash (social labour)

[@aluminium5738]

@@ebobolina9780 a lot similar to community service is usa and I’m sure tons of other countries

[@dewok2706]

gulags in 1989? the historical illiteracy you see on the internet is too much sometimes

[@jhonnysilverhand13]

Копы сняты на месте с мужчинами и женщинами правоохранительных органов. Все подозреваемые невиновны, пока их вина не будет доказана в суде.

[@paufernandezboj5517]

Like in The west The problem is that russia now has become a police state on all are suspect of being criminal

[@jonathanjoyce-clarke2885]

While being beated and tortured.

[@fastestdino2]

These people run away from the police and they get let off so easily. Could just be on camera good cop stuff, but that's nuts. they just give these dudes incentive to run if they don't give off any punishment

[@whatwhat4052]

Running made things quite a bit worse in the Union. If police couldn't catch you right then they'd just show up a week from then and dump you into a car without a warrant. Theres really nowhere to run when the borders are closed and your home is government issued, meaning you'd have to apply for another or stay with a friend (Both bad ideas) The police just know they'll eventually catch them no matter what, so it isn't worth their time chasing.

[@narkopalcic5978]

@@whatwhat4052 And also knowing all business or industry were state-owned, good luck with finding a job after doing time in prison.

[@phil4863]

That's why there was no mafia :D

[@skibididopyesdop]

@@phil4863 The only mafia in the Soviet Union was the government

[@Философ]

@@narkopalcic5978 Actually it was just exactly the other way around. USSR had laws against "social parasitism" stating that everyone must work, making unemployment nonexistent. If someone spent time in jail, the only thing he could expect from not having a job is having to go back in it.

[@AckzaTV]

NOT ONCE DID THEY HAVE TO USE ANY GUNS!

[@7ElevenAlphaCentauri]

Anybody know the Red Army chior song 1:58?

[@user-bf3hm2qq2b]

It is «Врагу не сдаётся наш гордый Варяг»

[@donovanhoover7265]

Song at end??

[@stanley6440]

Good question

[@waverider227]

If you're thinking of committing a crime .... better to think about itmore than twice, ....... so if your thinking of committing a crime....... better to just..... stay out of our way!

[@pittsburghisthebest2969]

this does not help me at all do you have a name for the song@@waverider227

[@shelbysolko7783]

Red Heat.

[@Mint-Lynx]

Interesting how the biker got picked up for a DUI but the woman that nearly ran a couple of them over was given the courtesy of getting to drive their car to the police station.

[@johnm84]

The translators sound funny LOL!😂😅

[@sixhunna66]

dude got put into the gulag for 2 years just because he had no drivers license bruh

[@7ElevenAlphaCentauri]

They stopped using "gulags" in the early 80's. This was Gorbachev's USSR.

[@paufernandezboj5517]

​@@7ElevenAlphaCentauri more like mid 1955 with kruchev in The 80s gulags where a past thing

[@beerrox711]

@@7ElevenAlphaCentauri it’s not like Soviet jail was that much of an improvement. it’s more palatable for the UN but let’s be real it was just a name change maybe minus the forced farming or whatever

[@beerrox711]

@Antonio-Gransci how unfortunate for you then…. I guess

[@reggin9530]

Вот она, наша милиция.

[@nuclearlad]

not the full episode. there was a whole other half with scenes of a training academy and parents who abused drugs.

[@Highland_Moo]

That’s a separate episode and it’s on here somewhere.

[@REDARROW_A_Personal]

What is the song at the end?

[@gars5126]

#1(calmly) ...- Or this sky, - Blue as water- yes.. - Why haven't you been here before? -Didn't come here? (twice) ..Okay!... #2 - Our Moskvich is not a Ford or a Toyota! -But we will not let you get away from us! - If you think of something (crime) - Don't meet us on the way! (twice) ...Eh, drivers, what are you drivers!, -You drink like the last dogs! - Life has not taught youres anything, -And someone pays for it with it!... (twice) - Our Moskvich is not a Ford or a Toyota! -But we will not let you get away from us! - If you think of something (crime) - Don't meet us on the way! (twice) - If you think of something - Meet . With us. On the way!

[@georgejackson4426]

12:02 that will get you multiple gunshot wounds to the head in America.

[@Blashmack]

In Soviet, the gunshot wounds will be coming later.

[@TRASHRAVEN]

The one I can't find is cops hong kong

[@datdude1823]

0:19

[@KapetanNascimento]

0:23 That is the kgb and somebody fucked up and they are kidnapping him. These guys were like the mafia, they just show up out of nowhere and snatch your ass.

[@StazherEzhov]

It is unlikely that this is the KGB. Most likely, the criminal investigation department or the guys from the 6th department of the Ministry of Internal Affairs (organized crime department). They had the right to crack down on "work" against organized crime, the same methods that the RUOP would then use in the 1990s.

[@NicoTheGreat5]

You wouldn’t see the CIA participating in criminal investigations, why would the KGB?

[@jaccykun9482]

imagine getting sent to Siberia for speeding and resisting arrest

[@paufernandezboj5517]

In The 80s The gulags where no more that was Since 1955 labour camp can be a prision

[@itsrobert2742]

I liked this episode

[@ruthie8785]

Oh my god thought this was gonna be a skit or something.

[@jaydolan8278]

This is the funniest thing iv seen in a while 😂

[@nellidivina5280]

How come there is no full translation?

[@rayman17578]

6:20 The hells angels where in Russia?

[@russianfunkerroma]

You mean outlaw bikers or literally Hell's Angels? First official chapter of Hell's Angels appeared here only in late 2000s. As for outlaw bikers most of them were teens or young adults, traffic violations and police chases were the biggest crimes they commited.

[@leninbugout4420]

Major samm brought me here

[@MegaUh]

TO GULAG WITH YOU

[@ctadam12]

1989

[@jamiecolon4628]

Man am I grateful to live in the US! Look at that shitty hospital!

[@nazbol1141]

This is in the 80s + at least there you dont have to wait 11+ hours to get treatment, like my fiancee from the Us had to when she broke her arm in a car crash.

[@waverider227]

and to think there are useful idiots here in the US that praise Govt run Socialized Medicine ; just ask anyone from Russia, Venezuela or Cuba and they will tell you these are the quality of hospitals and treatment you get under Communism

[@StazherEzhov]

1989 in the yard. Social depression, people began to disregard everything in general - to the world around them, to their work, to themselves.

[@waverider227]

You arent kidding ! Who would want to be treated under such filth!

[@BestCountryEvr]

In Soviet Russia cops come to U

[@darrellwalker5203]

All guilty until proven all guilty in russia.no mistrial or hung jury or payoffs right.

[@mercuryfever392]

Protect and serve in Russia! You're kidding right? This was during the Cold War. What did they sell to the Russians to let them film this?

[@StazherEzhov]

It was 1989. "Peace, friendship, chewing gum." At that time, the USSR believed that friendly and trusting relations had been established between the Union and the collective West. So the only money the film crew had to pay was for plane tickets.

[@alexbleks]

Huh? A Soviet reality show???

[@voloviks]

три года назад показывали за 1989 год, пройдёт ещё лет 20 покажут 2024 год .... 🤔 а потом ещё обижаются, когда им замечания делают за гласность ) не, ну не тупые разве ))) 😂

[@annich.2995]

Russia before corruption.

[@joeblow5214]

Russia before you were allowed to talk about government corruption.

[@michimuffins3609]

@@joeblow5214 "allowed"

[@joegriego3091]

Lol! The communist government in Russia was very corrupt. They just hid it better

[@skibididopyesdop]

Get lost communist

[@RedCommissar]

@@joegriego3091 sure, sure

[@comrade-bv9is]

13:55 they enter like there gonna commit murder

[@beerrox711]

Lol the detective in the trench coat looks like he’s tortured his share of people

[@johnm84]

This would be from the early 90s.

[@annachirkina5671]

No, 80s

[@waverider227]

it was filmed between 1988 and 1989 . I first saw it in the spring of 1990

[@darrellwalker5203]

Let's take him.1 cop tells the other cop.

[@lafarruspennington5831]

Red heat

[@patrickrancourt4782]

When this title musak was so boring........but so real

[@julianfernandez6304]

Is this Borat 😁

[@rafalsz1272]

Mordor

[@trevorhashemzadeh6413]

Putins Russia

[@annachirkina5671]

🤡🤦‍♀️ это 80-е годы. Советский Союз перед развалом. Какая еще путинская Россия ? Совсем манная каша в голове ?

[@lipingguo6]

So staged 😂

[@MrJack1992]

Nope some of this crazyness was real like for a dog and pony show even abroad cops still deal with the same shit usually being junkies/drunks occasional fights and the same shitty junk food.

[@kingmole9491]

No

[@kingmole9491]

1989 USSR was like a zoo on all of the drugs

[@paufernandezboj5517]

​@@belliduradespicio8009 true and 1991 post USSR russia was more salvage and full of shit like this

[@StazherEzhov]

To paraphrase an old Soviet army joke: "Whoever served in the militsiya, does not laugh in the circus." You can't even imagine what people face in the service.

[@BaronEvola123]

35 years ago. It's a completely different world now.