Extended Interview: Mr "Democracy Manifest" and his "succulent Chinese meal" | 7NEWS

[@IrisCorven]

"I had been somewhat influenced by the juice of the red grape." This man is a legend.

[@melvinmerkelhopper5752]

Imma just call wine "the juice of the great grape" because of this guy.

[@dylansimms5551]

These days he has had way to many grapes

[@trentc7329]

He’s a pooooor, struggling artist.

[@joshdsmith01]

hes my hero

[@thegulagarchipelago5921]

🤣🤣🤣

[@jacobhall6741]

I love how he just has paintings of the incident behind him 🤣

[@unsavedprogress1419]

lmao

[@ladieesc0]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jfrank1013]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@hightowaarmy]

Literally DIDNT NOTICE till I saw this LOL

[@colingray823]

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@Paradoxical124]

Rest in peace, Jack May you have all the succulent Chinese meals in heaven.

[@rayjr62]

"GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS !!!!! "

[@benharris5210]

This guy literally speaks in iconic quotes. One of my personal heroes.

[@burg7953]

poopeye

[@JustDatBoi]

Theater kids wish they were half as cool as this guy

[@ytlurker220]

​@@tdog54no, not really.

[@phullofhistory7224]

“Get your hand off my penis!” You mean like this one ☝️ 😂😂😂

[@James_Sins89]

Thats what you get when you read and write

[@DizzyedUpGirl]

Oh, so he just talks like that. That makes it even better! He wasn't trying to create a scene, he was legitimately shocked!

[@KXINGApoc1122]

Nah he’s trolling channel 7 too, he doesn’t actually talk like that, look for his SportsBet video, hahaha

[@redacted5035]

@@KXINGApoc1122 wtf are you talking about? He sounds the same in all his interviews

[@xymonau2468]

He did bung it on a bit. LOL

[@micknixon8920]

I used to serve this guy in a restaurant I worked in. Can confirm this is how he genuinely talks. He has moments during very serious conversation when he tones down a little but otherwise he is highly dramatic.

[@DizzyedUpGirl]

@@micknixon8920 I adore him. You're so lucky to have met this absolute legend.

[@CarolinaSanctos88]

Love how passionate he STILL IS about the succulent meal

[@homohits1]

Wouldn't you, if it was that succulent

[@mooooooooooomooooooooooomo6829]

I mean he was enjoying it, and they arrested him middle of the succulent meal, that needs some serious compensation

[@fionamcgrath8982]

I have had many a succulent Chinese meal in the Valley throughout my life.

[@adonaiyah2196]

I must say Chinese food is known for its succulent nature​@@homohits1

[@hoilst265]

@@fionamcgrath8982 They're talking about how to revive the Chinatown mall in the Valley. I am being 100% serious when I say that they should put up a statue of Jack. For one, can you imagine how viral it'll get? People will come from all over the world to see it. Two, he is, in fact, a deadset legend. Sure, he's a petty criminal, but so where most of the people who found Australia. For god's sake, we seriously considered a song about a sheep thief to become our national anthem - and Jack had a tougher life.

[@j-j1210]

I hope after his false arrest the police compensated him with a succulent chinese meal

[@OffGridInvestor]

@@PikaCheeks it would more likely be that the cops would get a donut card and after screwing his day up, they would make him pay for 20 years of police donuts.

[@OffGridInvestor]

I hope the cops all got their houses raided in the middle of the night and arrested in their undies.

[@christinehoolihan4200]

I love him.

[@xymonau2468]

@@Odette321 No. That was Paul Dosza. And the above guy was eating when arrested, not leaving.

[@hobens1]

🤣🤣🤣

[@MikeD-hn9hf]

My goodness. He was ACTUALLY wrongly charged!? This changes EVERYTHING

[@Agret]

And yet they regret that he got bail

[@realtalk4994]

This really is democracy manifest!

[@Nukle0n]

Well, he was a criminal, various kinds of cons and stuff, just not the guy they were looking for.

[@MikeD-hn9hf]

@@Nukle0n you mean he was criminally outstanding, right?

[@vanjamenadzer]

@@realtalk4994 Covid showed the world and wester people under what democracy they live.

[@ltcolumbo9708]

"Aaaah yes... you know your judo well" to recognise true skill and offer praise in the midst of personal struggle is selfless and unselfish. Honor this national treasure

[@BubbleBlossom-16]

A true legend, may he Rest In Peace. 😔

[@cliffripley9943]

He was a beast! I don't think they would have detained him if he didn't want them to!😂

[@tillbot8]

Sounds like Bane😂😂😂

[@slrhodes]

​@@tillbot8Spot On! 🤭

[@GMoney2000_]

@@tillbot8holy shit good one 😂😂 this is Bane when he’s old and out the villain game

[@officialemilyperry]

he’s still got the spirit and voice into saying “democracy manifest”

[@mattwoo556]

How he role the R in democracy was beautiful

[@Circuitssmith]

And “Chinese MEalllllll….”

[@cedtv8899]

@@Circuitssmith lmao

[@dabbydabs6818]

I hope he milks this for every penny its worth! 😃

[@AndieArbeit]

DEMOCRRRACY!

[@huddolife4830]

I love this man's attitude towards this whole incident. He knows he's a meme and he just embraces it

[@mrbrad4637]

An original Chad.. an old school Chad

[@vonteflon]

The oil paintings!!! 🤩😂😎

[@Azubjourni]

Probably has to do with him being an artist, lmao

[@Ma_rkw589]

Amen

[@alext2566]

Well at the end of day it's the police that made fools of themselves, not him

[@trigunomega3627]

This legend just passed! 😢. Rest in paradise and with all the succulent Chinese meals, King!

[@hollin220]

RIP

[@darrengriffin8609]

That police apology was the most insincere half arsed effort. I've ever heard.

[@boxfox2945]

Yeah' they should learn to lie' better. 😊

[@CynicalLlort]

Well the English certainly are as arrogant as they come.

[@Lespion306]

Watch cops in America say sorry.

[@kingjoe3rd]

@@Lespion306 Cops anywhere have an innate ability to never apologize or to admit fault.

[@mackyrulez756]

@@kingjoe3rdsadly, their job is to desperately frighten the civilians to keep us in control. It doesn’t work at all

[@SmartDumbNerdyCool]

This guy chose the wrong profession. He should've used his voice for something.

[@aliasofanalias7448]

He has the projection of a social revolutionary

[@karlosthehawk3730]

Be great in voice over films

[@marcusliew9938]

omg you're so right lolll

[@MegaMOUNDS]

He did

[@basildon9008]

The dudes a great actor - I just hope some big Aussie telly studios pick him up

[@Fizz_Dylan12]

My brother and I always reference him every time it's time to pay the bill at a Chinese restaurant: "What is the charge, eating a meal!?"

[@jorjicostava3018]

😂😂😂😂e😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 oh god!😂😂😂

[@BubbleBlossom-16]

RIP to manz. 😔

[@motherflange]

I hope you both do the theatrical voice. Followed with a ''ta-ta'' when you leave the eatery.

[@eljeffe59]

That is a good one.

[@PhantomFilmAustralia]

This man has brought so much joy to my life.

[@funkEfresh94]

Right??

[@NathanAJM]

That's what she said

[@NathanAJM]

But yes

[@richiedtb]

@@NathanAJM no.

[@darnfrick3354]

​@@richiedtb mmmm yes

[@deanozx6]

Legend. I often use 'ah yes, I see you know your judo well' when trying to dress my young children. The young fella is quite the master

[@stephaniecoomey2356]

Hahahahhahaha

[@patriciacarson6600]

😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤

[@Viperfitness]

Hahaha!!!! 😂

[@corsaircaruso471]

Why does he feel like he could be Brian Blessed’s cousin?

[@ty24694]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@digbyskellington]

The man is a true rogue. May we all show such courage in the grip of the authorities.

[@gentlemoa9859]

Yeah, the kinda grip the same authorities had on his PENISSSSS

[@kylemcintyre4182]

If the members of Monty Python combined into one living being, they would undoubtedly be this man. Not only the absurdity of the arrest, but the fact that he's much too busy painting..... Painting himself being arrested. It's comedy gold.

[@robanderson473]

Monty Python... precisely!

[@asgharnaghi1910]

Help help I'm being reppressed! See the violence inherent in the system! see the violence inherent in the system!

[@richriccardo7554]

Bloody peasant…..

[@robanderson473]

@@richriccardo7554 "Ooh Dennis, there's some lovely filth down 'ere!"

[@dididahdahdidit]

Painting himself arresting himself, no less.

[@thomm6736]

Someone please hire him to narrate a documentary. Anything, nature, crime, tech, I'd watch anything!

[@estee3305]

MasterChef judge

[@Dalts1985]

Australia’s David Attenborough lol 😂

[@cyanimation1605]

or his expertise. chess. "GENTLEMEN SEE HYAH, the whiTe knighT has galavanted unto G4, schlautering the blaCk bishopP!"

[@thomm6736]

@@cyanimation1605 "ahh yes the LoNdOn SysTem" haha 😆

[@starlordrxxds7024]

He should do an audio book for Lord of the Rings

[@banny335]

What an absolutely charismatic gentleman. An unforgettable soul.

[@mider-spanman5577]

The fact that he was innocent of all suspicions and charges makes this video even more iconic and I wish him nothing but the best! I hope you still out there doing his thing, making his art, and being supported!

[@92GreyBlue]

You really believe he was innocent??

[@Will-ep9ow]

​@ConfettiSpaceCastle yeah?

[@SuperKratosgamer]

@@92GreyBlue but... he was.

[@No_ideas_for_handle]

Yes, as he was proven to be innocent. Why do you not?

[@JohnDoe10350]

@@92GreyBlue The international crimes part? Yeah. But he was certainly guilty of eating a succulent Chinese meal, as admitted by himself.

[@mr_ice117]

We need more of this guy, that voice needs to be heard. Now he is a prime example of a proper gentleman

[@Fresh_Biscuits]

Absolutely. Like I want to give him money just for existing. He's like the most interesting chap I have ever seen and I hope he never changes.

[@anima6035]

If my future husband isn't like this I don't want him I say 🧐

[@simonmcneilly55]

Audiobooks is his calling ....

[@Michael20]

@@anima6035 You deserve a husband of his caliber and no lesser. Hear hear

[@891MIAMI]

I want his autograph 😊

[@leonmita724]

Rest in peace mate....thanks for the hearty laugh. Enjoy your succulent Chinese meal in heaven..😊

[@josephj7908]

Poor guy rest in peace 🕊️

[@MrPhante]

Broooo he meme'd himself in those paintings so beautifully. What a joyfilled man. Love to see it.

[@danielbueno8474]

What a power move, really. Being able to paint a meme of yourself resisting arrest against 6 police officers, while you casually and calmly ask about your succulent meal.

[@silentblackhole]

@@danielbueno8474 hahha!

[@Youdoyouyeah]

“I thought international criminals don’t use credit cards!” 😂 he’s actually so right 😂😂

[@fatherpaulstone896]

I've been using them for years

[@afteritsallsaidanddoneisti9285]

​@@fatherpaulstone896 what's your favorite Chinese restaurant?

[@Weert-Gilders]

​@@afteritsallsaidanddoneisti9285 as long as its succulent us wanted international criminals dont really care

[@ICalverz]

The way he actually looks down his drive when he says “I hope this time the police don’t come down my drive to arrest me”. Ended me

[@DarthSidian]

This man is such a legend. He gets people over for an interview, has not changed in the past 30-ish years since his arrest, is a surprisingly gifted painter, can cook a succulent Chinese meal of his own, and even feeds the people he's hosting for an interview.

[@InaMinx]

hahahaha

[@Hypergraph]

if i was the manager of the tv i would write 5 thound dolar for this spectecular interview and meal he offered.

[@dasmuss6174]

Hmmm, pretty sure he was re heating that meal buy the way the rice looked hahaha, but that’s even funnier 😂

[@laganas2008]

Ahhh yes!

[@DarthSidian]

@@laganas2008 I see that you know your judo well!

[@DenkyManner]

I like that he finds "succulent Chinese meal" as a absurd and funny as everyone else.

[@59gris]

1k likes no comments

[@castorpollux2518]

@@59gris as it should have been, you ruined it.

[@59gris]

@@castorpollux2518 Oh no!!!

[@donjadda3388]

@@castorpollux2518ur contributing to the ruiness

[@castorpollux2518]

@@donjadda3388 as do we all

[@SalvationCode]

Rest in peace, Jack. Thank you for the laughs and unforgettable quotes. I pray you enjoy all the succulent Chinese meals in the world up there, undisturbed in eternity. ♥

[@strongboy7289]

This man is a national treasure.

[@estebanantonio15]

International treasure

[@bon2yan88]

international gangster

[@KaRuNaRuGa]

International succulent meal enjoyer.

[@chrisyoung8714]

@@KaRuNaRuGa International judo headlock appreciater.

[@stephaniecoomey2356]

Apparently everyone is a natural treasure to zoomer

[@ThePartyShark]

Doing the interview with a beer in hand & cooking for the production crew…I hope everyday is the best day of his life. Absolute legend.

[@youtubeuser206]

The production crew brought the food to film that gag

[@alexbennett5724]

Love how it's clearly takeaway chinese meal still formed in the shape of the container I was in 😂

[@TehUltimateSnake]

@@alexbennett5724 Now that's hilarious 😂

[@fatherpaulstone896]

You were in a container?

[@chrisembleton]

We should all be having a succulent Chinese meal tonight in celebration of this wonderful theatrical genius - RIP Mr Karlson, Sir.

[@airsoftdude101a]

“Of course, I had to be influenced by the juice of the red grape”

[@thelittlegreyshed9843]

All Hail the Juice of the red grape

[@AxleLIVE]

This guy is a goddamn national treasure

[@redsky5440]

Great grape not red grape

[@airsoftdude101a]

@@redsky5440 no

[@doop00]

We've all been there at some point in our life. Well, atleast I have.

[@JamiJR]

"Credit card fraud? No, I always pay cash!" 🤣 This dude is awesome!

[@djtechnothrash6234]

AHAHAHAHAH

[@momoneymoproblemz]

Idk this guy has so much chaotic energy I actually believe he's a criminal mastermind the whole time

[@charliblake8551]

ABSOLUTE LEGENDARY HERO!!! Truly an international treasure

[@lonehiker6648]

I love how speaks so elegantly even during his arrest. An absolute Aussie Icon

[@oz_jones]

I dont know if its because of the juice of the red grapes or despite it.

[@OffGridInvestor]

"We are sincerely sorry that HE OBTAINED bail". Notice the wording. It's like they're saying they're SORRY HE WAS ALLOWED TO GO after NOT being the international criminal. NOT "We're sincerely sorry for our mistake". But "we're sincerely sorry he WAS LET GO FREE".... they screw up majorly and STILL WON'T ADMIT IT...

[@nevohyams]

cops = fash

[@BigRamifications]

How do you know he wasn't a criminal? Coz he said so?

[@WTFlulz1233]

Actually I think the news took him out of context. You can see his mouth moving right before the audio cuts in. I suspect he was quoting somebody telling him that back at the time.

[@WTFlulz1233]

@「 Deadpoppin 」 Where can I find the uncut version?

[@shadowxxe]

@@BigRamifications because they investigated and found out he wasn't

[@vlad_r_duck414]

"Ta-ta and farewell" Succulent, epic and profound 👌 😀

[@shesh2265]

the thing is he had multiple one liners, all delivered perfectly. such an absolute gem of a video

[@UnbiasedTruth..]

The thing is , you're a losser

[@B4NDllKOOT_]

Best parts this wasn’t scripted 😂 all him lol

[@chainsaw745]

He's a talented artist. It's his life and profession to coax emotions out of those that dare view his art.

[@rickricky6421]

This is the one who got me on the penis before.

[@jakenoble842]

What a good dude. Also, he is 100% right that a chronic dine-and-dasher isn't some high-stakes international criminal lol

[@howtogaintime739]

You've never watched dbz super

[@sandlewood7563]

@@howtogaintime739 heat

[@jennavandermerwe8307]

What’s really taking me out is the paintings he made of himself arresting himself. Legend. I love him so much

[@joethornton2828]

The KZbin algorithm manifested itself gloriously with this one

[@phanoonki]

Hahahahaha

[@Liberty_Prime_Is_Online]

it sure did

[@ponsfinances3336]

Lmao

[@hazed1009]

A succulent youtube recommendation! Good taste manifest

[@hamnchee]

Gentlemen, this is algorRRRRithm manifest!

[@KategariYami]

This man needs to be taught in the history classes as an absolute legend of Australia.

[@clownindan]

King of Australia

[@gohawkeyes529]

In my house, here in Omaha, Nebraska, the man is a legend of planet Earth.

[@roddyboethius1722]

Mr. Jack

[@sotiriospeithis6659]

Right before he dies, he will upload a video indicating he was indeed a bond-level criminal mastermind, and got us all fooled.

[@darrenfalconer3267]

And that there was no succulent mean

[@Tokonaknofefight]

RIP he died today

[@Manuel-pj1ys]

RIP to a legend. I will honor you by eating a succulent Chinese meal.

[@mischievousmoonshine]

RIP😢

[@SilverWolf-cs7ju]

RIP 💔

[@basedbattledroid3507]

Bloody legend, his voice is still in perfect crisp condition

[@danieloshea3326]

Where is he from?

[@Circuitssmith]

Perfect crrrrrrrisp condiTIONNNN!

[@flyingfrogofdeath9616]

I have quoted this man since I was a teenager🤣 how have I only seen this catch-up interview? What a legend he is!

[@bomberten]

"Get your hand off my penis!!"?

[@Howlingburd19]

“Ooh, that’s a nice headlock, sir.” is underrated 😂

[@masondegaulle5731]

I bet that InterPol guy still gets it for this bungle-up. "What's for lunch today Inspector Handsoncox, a succulent Chinese meal?"

[@bencostanzo2062]

Inspector handsoncox hahahahahaha

[@blademaster9297]

He bloody better ! I’d never let him forget what an amateur !

[@straycat313]

😭

[@jayczzzya]

I believe his is now Superintendent Hanson-Cox. Show some respect 🤣

[@supermoto9799]

@@jayczzzya hands on cox 💀

[@b1gDerek]

I thought he actually had some criminal history because the speech sounded so good. As if he planned it in case of his capture. But no, he really was just an innocent man expressing his displeasure with the system. Eloquently, with several men grappling him. Legend.

[@brianm2881]

According to his Wikipedia page, he did have a criminal history - he spent much of the first half of his life either in a boys home or in prison for petty crime, but turned his life around after meeting a fellow inmate who got him interested in acting and painting.

[@domenichughes7792]

I love how they interviewed him to explain the meme he's in, and the whole meme is that he just continues to be a meme

[@nekaeljones3086]

Riiiight 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Owl_bee]

“I believe it was called ‘Get Your Hand Off My Pinot Noir’” has just absolutely slayed me.

[@craigchin]

Caught me off guard that did. Crying

[@TheColossalBlanket]

Ah man I'm in absolute hysterics. I've had to replay that bit several times. Not laughed so hard in ages 😂

[@Shbd93]

😂😂😂

[@TheColossalBlanket]

RIP, thanks for giving me such a laugh and for being one of my all-time favourite Internet uploads.

[@philip4193]

I worked in & later ran several inner-city Sydney pubs back in the day and would come across these types of blokes frequently; eloquently spoken, theatrical fruity voices and mannerisms however still down to earth and great raconteurs . They were often sons of working class families who benefited from the post-war boom in affordable education (in particular given to WW2 veteran's and their families) and obtained degrees in the Arts whilst still inhabiting their working class inner-city neighbourhoods (these same neighbourhoods of terraces and semi's now being strictly millionaires row these days). Funny, entertaining blokes who are now of a generation sadly quickly fading away.

[@NobodyImportant-ef3de]

😂😂😂 theatrical.fruitu

[@junyank1846]

Love this beautiful piece of Sydney history. Thank you, sir.

[@loganstroganoff1284]

So he's not a relocated english gentleman I guess? I'm so confused on his accent. I've been to Sydney and never once heard anyone talk like this.

[@johnpatrick3458]

You are telling stories that simply do not add up.

[@klalakomacoi]

Total bullshit artists in other words

[@ChannelOneTelevision]

This story is even more fascinating than I could’ve imagined. This guy is top notch! He was falsely accused and arrested!! And still had his wits about him to take advantage of the cameras and use them to his benefit. Absolutely hilarious, one of my favorite videos of all time ❤️

[@BK_2016sr5]

Legends shine when it matters the most

[@GreenTeaViewer]

he wasn't falsely charged...he was/is a small time con artist and dine and dasher...at that time he was granted bail which is common for minor charges

[@Man0mania]

@@GreenTeaViewer but that's not right. It was a case of mistaken identity

[@GreenTeaViewer]

@@Man0mania lol right the guy is an accountant from Toorak and never dined and dashed in his life 🤭

[@Dudemon-1]

​@@Man0mania Nope. Earlier, he was known as Jack Karlson. He was a career criminal and a serial prison escapee. At the time, the alias he used was Cecil George Edwards.. He was allowed bail, and he skipped bail and disappeared until 2020, so he couldn't get prosecuted for his credit-card fraud.

[@nichelleporter6233]

Not the wine being called "Get Your Hands Off My Penonoir" 😂

[@Dr.Nilesh_Shukla]

His natural self is an actor. Its like he is playing his character in real life without even trying. A TOTAL LIVING LEGEND❤️🛐

[@clarenceboddiker6536]

So glad they found this man to give his own version of events. What an absolute gem of a character. An internet legend FR!

[@museman1211]

RIP sir a man I quote quite often to this day

[@tylerwalsh7587]

“Apparently that was my crime; eating a succulent meal” legend.

[@fernandolopess6035]

Chinese...

[@nicholaschan2518]

the sequel we didn’t know we wanted 😂

[@PhoenixFlyy]

YES!!!😂🤣😂🤣

[@DamningTooth1]

I’m so glad he got further recognition before he passed. I only recently found this video and thought it was hilarious, and it was nice to see he seemed to be a pleasant, funny person. RIP.

[@pippipster6767]

We are sincerely sorry that a completely innocent man obtained bail. Clearly, if it was up to that man, he would’ve been sentenced to years in prison without even a trial. He shouldn’t be in charge of anything at all ever!

[@BrandNewByxor]

Yeah what was that about? Some brainless jobsworth wanting an innocent man in custody?

[@MrShabindigo]

Yeah. I caught that, too. Complete BS

[@corrieclarke6059]

I think he meant that because of who they thought he was, he shouldn't have received bail without more substantial proof. It makes zero sense why he needed bail at all if they already determined his innocence at the jail before any court proceedings. Or I completely misunderstood this dude. 🤷‍♀️

[@jonathanwells223]

Common Australia L

[@fatherpaulstone896]

He shouldn't be in charge of anything even succulent chinese meals

[@davenann]

Love how he is just heating up the take out Chinese dinner at the end!!

[@christopherdale5243]

🤣🤣🤣

[@thatwhitegold5444]

You cook fried rice by letting the rice go cold in the refrigerator, I think he might have pre made it or at least re heated it the correct way

[@micnguyen0]

I love the man, but that fried rice is clearly in a plastic container. And he also added olive oil to fried rice. That's probably what makes it succulent.

[@shayneoneill1506]

@@thatwhitegold5444 Yeah, although generally if you have a proper rice cooker, and use the proper chinese (or japanese, etc, depending on the style) technique rather than the usual way we're taught in the west, you can skip right past that step.

[@redfordreddington8834]

@@thatwhitegold5444 no

[@dabblerdeluxe775]

rare types that make the world more colorful

[@beer2041]

Holy crap, I heard he died years ago. Glad to see the internet was wrong and so was his arrest. An absolute and total legend.

[@beanbagthemeanbag1303]

HAHAH I love that they have a wine called “Get your hands off my Pinot Noir”

[@aliasofanalias7448]

Seriously? The restaurant? That's quality

[@jayyyzeee6409]

"Succulent Chinese Merlot"

[@prgibson1]

Bottles of this juice of the red grape are now fetching $934 a bottle

[@TheSkyhorse82]

A national treasure.

[@NoWorries-tp2yw]

"Get your hand off my pinot noir" absolutely lost it 💀💀💀💀💀

[@ph33d]

I'm so glad to hear that he was innocent. I had seen the infamous video years ago and was always under the impression that he was guilty of being a serial dine-and-dasher. Knowing that he was innocent was heartening.

[@OohlalaHolly]

Yes that’s what I was told too! I think I’m college!!

[@lewis8325]

yeah, so was I

[@donalonzo63]

dine & dasher lol

[@SpookieSadie]

RayWilliamJohnson lied to us all

[@williamdockery2090]

This gentleman is incredible. He should be cast in movies. He is extremely talented.

[@Post.nut_Clarity]

"What the _devil_ is going on _here?"_ I love the way he said that.

[@Yabustedjaloppy]

Your name, profile pic, and comment all go beautifully together, I love it.😂

[@Post.nut_Clarity]

@@Yabustedjaloppy thank you, kindly.

[@TomorrowWeLive]

*he-ah

[@samueletim3666]

Going on hyaaaah

[@yjko1028]

I like to invite him to my dinner table for a succulent Korean meal. He is a legend.

[@croonyerzoonyer]

CHINESE MEAL.

[@croonyerzoonyer]

@VVoOꟻF I know, but this man wants a succulent CHINESE MEAL.

[@guru6831]

@@croonyerzoonyer No difference.

[@kimyuri6937]

Nothing against Korean food, but "succulent Chinese meal" fits more descriptively and audibly.

[@hunterblacc4336]

This is all democracy manifest

[@akisaki541]

i love this legend rip mister democracy manifest

[@markwilken2492]

This is the sort of guy that would sip tea during an artillery barrage

[@octavianrachiteanu3680]

Someone : "You're under an artillery barrage !" Democracy Manifest : "I'm under what !?"

[@thinginground5179]

@@octavianrachiteanu3680 He IS democracy

[@Odette321]

He's the sort of guy who would desert the military and use someone else's stolen identity. He's a criminal regardless who stole from other people.

[@HouseJawn]

Hilarious 😆😆😆

[@lintonjt8]

I have no idea what this means but I somehow know you are exactly right

[@jstone247]

Just a normal day for the Queensland Police Force. Act first, think later.....then bash the crap out of them anyway.

[@BrazzersSubscruber]

I am assuming you got caught stealing m&m's from a Coles and your now hate the police. frick 12

[@BrazzersSubscruber]

@Lewkyan can I have some sources please?

[@BrazzersSubscruber]

@Lewkyan rip

[@timmmyj]

Or referring to the fact that they had to drop force and replace it with service.

[@jstone247]

@Winahh Taylahh you are a lunatic. I am a 65 y.o.grandma. I reserve the right to criticize corruption by police when I wish.

[@exitplan2]

A true legend. Greetings from USA.

[@nickstar13]

7 News has peaked with this article. Its only downhill from here

[@calkingston7752]

bruh xD

[@gnomemcbendyknees5735]

He seems like such a pleasent man. I hope he lives forever

[@Jwh33zy]

Tata and farewell, you legend!

[@Obstacle0ne]

I really want to know what his “succulent Chinese meal” at the restaurant consisted of. He made it sound so heavenly I ended up ordering Chinese take out after viewing the video for the first time.

[@eagleflies9515]

was it succulent??

[@babyramses5066]

Exactly. That succulent Chinese meal must've been fire. I want uncle Roger (Nigel Ng) to make a video of them cooking it together and making jokes

[@WordUnheard]

Him asking how a man who basically does a dine and dash (leaving without paying for his meal) would make that man an international criminal is almost as funny as the original video. "I still...I still haven't found that out. I'm not even interested anymore. I'm too busy trying to do some paintings." I only wish I could have this man's mindset. His art is both amazing and hilarious.

[@Richardgunn2003]

Rest in peace Sir Thank You For Your Legendary Life.

[@noveltybobel]

"I see you know your Judo well"

[@CobaltFyrestone]

"Get up you're under arrest! You're an international criminal!" "I'm just a struggling artist" Literally the plot of WW2

[@atheosmachina]

WW3 starts with this man.

[@baudelaire138-]

😂😂😂

[@TheBadsectorzero]

das so dänk

[@bh-bl6to]

"wolt ihr den totallen Chinese meal!?!"

[@sibbi-cw8yj]

​@@bh-bl6towas laberst du

[@carjockey2135]

RIP LEGEND, Ta-ta and farewell!

[@lukespread]

I would dearly love to meet this man. He's been a source of great joy to me over the years and his actions encouraged my search for that succulent Chinese meal in the Fortitude Valley.

[@sidesaddleintobattle4984]

With juice from the red grape

[@Mrbubzie1993]

This man could do the voice over for a wild life documentary and I would actually pay to watch it 😂

[@zombieleg971]

Just imagine him narrating pandas eating “…and we have the panda. Enjoying a succulent Chinese meal”

[@Mrbubzie1993]

@@zombieleg971 whoa whoa whoa good sir saying stuff like that could get you canceled 😂

[@fridge3489]

"Have a look at the teeth on this specimen. See that deer over there, he doesn't stand a chance. This. Is the circle of life, manifest."

[@stewartmcminn7773]

Get your hand off that Pandas Penis!!

[@coryaw95]

@@fridge3489this is genius 😂

[@OswaldCampbell]

Just so eloquent under duress

[@7hilladelphia]

Yup well, false arrest. I hope he's compensated something fair. Would be nice

[@JoshBushwacker]

Maybe with a succulent Chinese meal?

[@masondegaulle5731]

@@JoshBushwacker ...or a quick handy?

[@MundaneThingsBackwards]

@@masondegaulle5731 One cop tried to get the job started. LOL

[@octavianrachiteanu3680]

@@MundaneThingsBackwards You mean "the bloke who got me one the penis" ? lol

[@garyc3936]

He’s made many times more money than he woulda if this never happened, call it even

[@henribenri]

We all love this guy. He's a gem.

[@carloswillis4895]

RIP to the legend

[@blkeclipsel2400]

What a legend. Falsely arrested and still had his mind on his half eaten plate of food that he was forced to leave behind.

[@KonaTheDragon]

He might have had a little credit card fraud time to time but I wouldn’t be the one to charge him, not in this democrrrrrrracy!

[@GriffinDuyThespian]

💯

[@andreyofdoom]

That’s cause it was that SUCCULENT

[@tireoghain82]

"You're under arrest" "I'M WHAT!?!"

[@mattyh6837]

You’re a wizard

[@briggsy9768]

*"I'm under WHAT!?" .... You had one job...

[@calkingston7752]

@@briggsy9768 lmao ikr xD how could he have messed that up so badly

[@jamieburns3308]

@@briggsy9768 hehe

[@AlanjohnPatterson]

Never get sick of watching that-brilliant

[@jimmyrome908]

This man will be remembered centuries after any of his contemporaries, for being wrongfully denied his SUCCULENT Chinese meal. What a chad.

[@glennhubbard5008]

I want to fly to Australia to visit the source of this succulence.

[@rickricky6421]

Are you preparing to receive his limp penis?

[@maralinekozial9131]

What's a Chad ???

[@kazuhirala]

I love how it now has a updated HD rendering version

[@LouisSubearth]

They probably had the original tapes in storage and digitized them in the highest quality possible.

[@maralinekozial9131]

No the original version is already perfect the way it is 😂

[@blagoevski336]

Rest easy, King

[@rickjames9039]

He's a good story teller, I could listen to him for hours

[@MrCodeerror]

The only person I know who’s ever painted his older self arresting his younger self.