Why did you put quotation marks around the person that said it instead of the actual quote?
@ragex29547 жыл бұрын
fl!pside not at all I just wanted to sound smart😂
@ragex29547 жыл бұрын
Gian Marr Music you like dolphins to
@hazelflwrs7 жыл бұрын
David is never going to get over that Katy Perry video 😂 He's mentioned it in at least 3 JKNews videos!
@waqaschoudary23617 жыл бұрын
Jessica Tran what video were they I remember it but I can't find them I've been looking lol
@lilyxaa7 жыл бұрын
Have you found the videos yet? I've been looking too lool
@waqaschoudary23617 жыл бұрын
Lily yeah the one about the green power ranger Jason David frank
@waqaschoudary23617 жыл бұрын
That’s when he first did it I think
@kelseyroy82807 жыл бұрын
My grandma does this shit. She could be about to fall into the Grand Canyon and we could be like "wow step back" and she would scream "IM AN ADULT YOU CANT CONTROL ME ITS MY LIFE"
@bagelbaby557 жыл бұрын
lady: *refused to open door* lady: *is shocked when they break her window*
@dots4spots7 жыл бұрын
Oh MAN David had me ROLLIN'!!! manually loooped his segment at the end soooo many times 😂😂
@hehehe5917 жыл бұрын
Whoever tf did this editing with joe running that was funny asf. MEME
@vincentliu92507 жыл бұрын
Hehe he byron if u wanted to kno
@bobbiusshadow69857 жыл бұрын
that tune will be in my head for the rest of the day
@alisabart71787 жыл бұрын
That tune brought back some terrible memories of my theatre teacher who made my class dance to that song and actually the way Joe did in that edit lol.
@biancadeet7 жыл бұрын
it was byron, they put the editor in the description of every episode just btw
@bobbiusshadow69857 жыл бұрын
Larisa Heart damn
@T19-g8f7 жыл бұрын
Thoroughly enjoyed the 2 minutes of roasting Geo 😂😂
@SuperDanny10167 жыл бұрын
OFFSET!!! Idk why I laughed so much at that lol 😂
@ksb79547 жыл бұрын
yo ..... one of the best episodes yet ..... had me rolling with laughter
@ksb79547 жыл бұрын
the hell is you? ...... stfu you brainless fool
@ksb79547 жыл бұрын
You poor pathetic soul...... do enjoy your worthless existence and feel free to seek attention elsewhere. I wasted two minutes of my time to reply but o well we all learn from our mistakes.
@itsverxy11917 жыл бұрын
Dammmnn Geo got roasted by david "OFFSET"👌😂
@DatSimbaCrazy7 жыл бұрын
It's been a while since I've laughed this much from a jknews vid
@comeflywidme17 жыл бұрын
Fucking David man 😂😂😂
@InternetsNathan7 жыл бұрын
OFFSET BOIS
@abbeezy7 жыл бұрын
The last 2 minutes had me rollin' LOL
@Alxxisk7 жыл бұрын
"Shes huge" 💀💀💀💀
@ryan.refrigerator7 жыл бұрын
They should have David as a permanent cast member.
@aznmochibunny7 жыл бұрын
The reason they don't is that he's separate from JK. Yes, the others in JK have their own channels too but they are part of the original JK crew. David is not technically part of the original JK crew. He's just really close friends. This is basically like free promotion for him.
@woahthere53627 жыл бұрын
Allison Tran David has been there for a long time and used to be roommates with Bart and Joe so I could see why they're asking.
@aznmochibunny7 жыл бұрын
Sage Sumpter I know that. I'm a long time fan of JK. But the fact still stands that David has his own separate channels that have nothing to do with JK. He may feature JK Crew - especially in vlogs - but that's because they're all best friends with each other. David wants to promote his own channels too and the JK Crew is aware of that.
@woahthere53627 жыл бұрын
Allison Tran I know that already but we still would like him as a permanent member even if it won't happen
@mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm71657 жыл бұрын
BrownRiceRyan he basically is
@Sam-xd1qj7 жыл бұрын
Tim slowly caressing the plushie caught me off gaurd
@erikdeanda15277 жыл бұрын
keep them Rick and Tim videos coming please
@hesdroolin7 жыл бұрын
This video was so funny! "Off set!!!"🤣
@cephalonrolli56787 жыл бұрын
Holyfuck it got hella funny at end hahahahahahah geo is too easy
@PhotoFashionLove7 жыл бұрын
Lol when David says "waving like a palm tree.." about Geo.
@coloradocaducio7 жыл бұрын
"That fucking palm tree" David LOL
@oluwaseunnijja7 жыл бұрын
I laughed way too hard at the offset part lmaooo
@chrisfunsac11267 жыл бұрын
Lmao David went in on geo
@kevOrigins7 жыл бұрын
Grandma: "It's time for some fast and furious shit!" *goes 1 mph* "you'll never catch me mudda fuckas!"
@brandoe72017 жыл бұрын
David killed me at the end 😂😂
@keyarca7 жыл бұрын
lol david's katy perry is always on point 😂😂😂
@waqaschoudary23617 жыл бұрын
key arca what video was it where he did it before I can't find it
@kwazplays51187 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂Damm David vs geo again 😂😂😂 I swear it's every time😂
Ernest Ortiz I don't like Vietnamese coffee because it's way too strong. Even when sweetened, I don't like the overall taste. I prefer tea.
@snowpearl59087 жыл бұрын
I like Taiwanese boba
@ryans.72177 жыл бұрын
*sbucks
@Dtzeo5037 жыл бұрын
I like Thai Tea.
@reynam25767 жыл бұрын
I'm still laughing and the video ended like 2 minutes ago 😂😂😂
@Macdiddlymac7 жыл бұрын
From another article I read, it said that, as well as driving too slow, she was also on the wrong side of the road, so that's even more dangerous 😬
@Mandy-hm8og7 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂 loving the content lately. I'm literally LOL
@_Maxten7 жыл бұрын
david callin out people who pronounce target like "tarjay" when tim calls it that too lol
@EnrySilvain7 жыл бұрын
It's 4am and I'm just on the floor laughing to myself, I thought this was so funny 😂
@richmondbasa71317 жыл бұрын
This shit had me rolling in the office. People looking at me like I'm crazy laughing at myself
@ariindigo61717 жыл бұрын
I just moved to Texas and it's still summer so I have no friends but Jk has helped me not feel alone. Thank you
@leonardxox7 жыл бұрын
That ending got me LMAO 😂
@guyfarting4307 жыл бұрын
Oh god, this video got me in tears. I think this is one of their funnier videos. Not that their normal videos aren't funmy.
@JasenStl7 жыл бұрын
Damn, Geo got shredded. She's not going to turn out like that though. Y'all should get that Starbucks sponsorship after this. :P
@Oscar539557 жыл бұрын
JasenStl *sbucks*
@ChellesingsTDG30stm7 жыл бұрын
You know what's funny, I watched Geo's vlog today hahaha and she said "Targe" one time hahahahaha Im dying hahaha I love mom Geo, she's so cute xD
@iDealMedley7 жыл бұрын
"Off set !" 😂😂😂
@ethantieu7 жыл бұрын
This episode was hilarious.
@MikeAngelo19907 жыл бұрын
Hahaha david at the end killed me
@JailanSimon7 жыл бұрын
Aye at 81 what fucks do you really have to give 😂
@BleachRush7 жыл бұрын
one of the reasons why i love Geo. She can take a roast like a champ
@denissemartinez68307 жыл бұрын
This was in Denton !!! Omg I heard about it at work 😂
@WhitneyUwandu7 жыл бұрын
GOD I LOVE DAVID HDHSHAHAHAHA
@millylee29717 жыл бұрын
Best geo diss at end!!! Ty david!
@SeverusHD8607 жыл бұрын
Literally best geo diss so funny man :D
@eenigmaas9227 жыл бұрын
Geo is gonna be a football mom
@Tigerous7 жыл бұрын
If it was a black guy they would of shot him 28 times then call back up and unload 200 more rounds.
@TheDarkNinja77 жыл бұрын
Then they would have sprinkled some crack on him.
@zaneofficialsc89397 жыл бұрын
Facts
@loqujr17 жыл бұрын
This whole episode had me laughing so much
@stantalentstanhotshotblock48027 жыл бұрын
I don't have the "cool" parent or the "lame" parent😂 Both have their cool and lame moments😂
@JailanSimon7 жыл бұрын
I never understood low speed chases 😂 why do the never just go in front of the car
@adolfocepeda66337 жыл бұрын
XD this was hilarious
@iDealMedley7 жыл бұрын
Geo got roast was the funniest shit ever 😂😂🤣🤣😭😭😭
@Scorpy11067 жыл бұрын
I'm roflmaooo, "Offset".
@gamerhero95597 жыл бұрын
This is something you see in a cartoon show...A police car chase in low speed is pushing it...
@spynke80916 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣taser her.....uh I'm dead
@nikishow03217 жыл бұрын
OMG! I can watch the lame mom part 10000 times~~~🤣🤣🤣
@drewn86737 жыл бұрын
Off set! 😭😭
@unicorncloudz65217 жыл бұрын
Love you guys
@allim.8307 жыл бұрын
Wish she drove "straighter"
@9thcirclehelper5007 жыл бұрын
In Texas, there is a law that states; when in a chase, you are not allowed to go infront of the criminal
@whatsupjane7 жыл бұрын
i laughed way too much @ cbean, dear lawd
@Mishyou337 жыл бұрын
Havent laughed that hard in awhile XD
@christian_84367 жыл бұрын
lol loved this episode
@littlemissm79477 жыл бұрын
God bless the editors of JK. I feel like they don't get enough credit
@SeverusHD8607 жыл бұрын
Literally best geo diss so funny man :D
@karizmal59487 жыл бұрын
What was that video that they were talking about in the beginning about the Japanese man running from the police slowly......i can't find it anymore
@shouko42187 жыл бұрын
Karizma L Me too 😣
@evoltaocao50787 жыл бұрын
if you guys think the police shouting "open the door now" is the right way to approach... it can only be stockholm syndrome. Why do you think the granny took off??
@moonlightrouge39567 жыл бұрын
Bruh what are they supposed to do to get her out of the car
@j0HN0WNS7 жыл бұрын
David is my spirit animal
@pepsiman19157 жыл бұрын
This actually happened in my city. In North Carolina
@erikdiaz63797 жыл бұрын
dreamachine...wtf even is your profile picture?
@tebk1007 жыл бұрын
David is so funny 😭😭😭
@spidezt7 жыл бұрын
OFFSET lol
@Alex-kt6dy7 жыл бұрын
I thought I was watching Fast and Furious for a sec
@tdaniels37385 жыл бұрын
4:53 lmfao!
@jpabz7 жыл бұрын
Holy shit this was funny af, I'm in TEARS
@nathanwood46147 жыл бұрын
bubbleburster7 Same
@Insertnamesz7 жыл бұрын
omg the katy perry references at the end
@Sativo._7 жыл бұрын
funny how the ad for this video was the trailer for the new Bruce Lee movie
@SeverusHD8607 жыл бұрын
yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo david said geo is a fucking palm tree im dead
@MuchachoCarracho7 жыл бұрын
That build up and the epic ending. Kudos.
@jondabron54967 жыл бұрын
That's who I want to be when I'm 80 something The baddest great grandpa there is
@reverseperstalsis7 жыл бұрын
I've heard people call it Starbees here in toronto
@Basnandez7 жыл бұрын
That speed chase was mad
@Kahoobb7 жыл бұрын
I would of also driven off if the cops didnt tell me why I needed to open the door, they don't have the right to make you do anything without reasoning, I would also want a response and if they just keep telling me to open the door they will probably start beating my ass to death like they have done to people before, now I know all cops arent bad and theres good cops but because of cops killing innocent people before, it would make me scared if i were to have an encounter with any cop. If the cop told me I needed to get out of the vechile and they were going to search me and detain me or whatever (as long as they have the right to) then yes I would get out of the car since they told me why and everything.
@internetexplorer35587 жыл бұрын
lol brainwashed by the media you think cops just want a reason to beat your ass XD
@j0HN0WNS7 жыл бұрын
Kahoobb Yea they go " because we said to!"
@velmacrutch94807 жыл бұрын
Kahoobb dude you roll down the window and then they tell you why. They're not gonna talk to you if you have a closed door and your wind is up lol
@Kahoobb7 жыл бұрын
Scary Sponebob well yeah obviously but you should only roll your window down a little, maybe halfway or a little bit more up but not all the way down
@senagangbe58047 жыл бұрын
Do that and tell me how it goes after you get your whole car fucked. Sure, dont open the door until they give you a valid reason, but you are a fucking idiot if you drive off.
@pfclumi7 жыл бұрын
Lol the editing
@bigdracogas38107 жыл бұрын
I love you guys
@Opalbri7 жыл бұрын
First time seeing joe and David not to each other lol
@emmahuynh3487 жыл бұрын
Can someone tell me what Bart said that they said was cooler than Geo saying "Sbucks"
@fleccs8087 жыл бұрын
he said "What about C Bean?" Since Geo said "S bucks" for Starbucks he said "C Bean" for Coffee Bean. Another coffee shop kinda like Starbucks
@jpabz7 жыл бұрын
Cbean, for the Coffee Bean shop
@emmahuynh3487 жыл бұрын
thank you everyone for replying!
@romanw41997 жыл бұрын
from all your stories i have learnt that the Canadian police are a lot nicer
@Dtzeo5037 жыл бұрын
Lol Katy Perry is hilarious!
@DrizBot17 жыл бұрын
What was Bart drinking in the beginning
@Sophia17R7 жыл бұрын
Ace Of Spades Gaming what time frame?
@tenshi60717 жыл бұрын
S Bucks
@cephalonrolli56787 жыл бұрын
it's sbux you loser.....who has time for the extra space and letters? Only losers like you, you loser. You lose.
@cephalonrolli56787 жыл бұрын
i was joking by repeatedly saying loser. Don't get sensitive.
@oldfashiondragon7 жыл бұрын
Their comments are just waaaaaay to funny
@2ezRicky7 жыл бұрын
OFFSET!!
@stevegrandy34267 жыл бұрын
I'm thinking that the puncturing of all 4 tires were a little much hell a rolling stop would have worked
@kiramason84577 жыл бұрын
how is it CB when Starbucks it spelled with an S??
@hakunamatata39707 жыл бұрын
C bean=Coffee Bean
@citytron577 жыл бұрын
Anyone remember the episode when the Japanese cop chased the guy in a slow speed chase? That episode was funny!