Dave Allen - Banks And Shopping - 1993 - Part 2

Banks And Shopping - This was first shown in 1993/94 on ITV.

[@ripcruncher4069]

An absolute comedy genius. Thank you Dave.

[@stellad.2913]

Watching in 2020. This man was and still is the best comedian of all time. RIP Dave Allen. Gone but never forgotten. Thanks for the laughs. Absolute genius.

[@terrasiho5606]

A word well spoken. I am so sad I could never see him live.

[@marysepradet6515]

absolutely awesome no words to tell the genius of this man !

[@keynatyler4767]

love your story telling Mr Alan you was 1 of our best comics luv

[@tizwazz]

one of the best stand ups. watched him as a young fella. Cheers for posting these.

[@dhog41]

Love you, Dave. Thanks for the memories.

[@marlenereiffel7201]

Standing in a 9 items line I 2 have done the same thing as Dave counted the items every time I walk into a supermarket I think of Dave & smile.

[@TheToonMonkey]

I wish he'd lived long enough to visit Aldi.

[@paulgregory6956]

I've got to say this is therapy I haven't laughed this hard in years this man is a legend hes making people cry with laughter up there without a doubt 😂😂 may your god go with you david 👍

[@marysepradet6515]

perfect for Monday morning, such a treat, thanks Dave !

[@swampthing20]

06:56 ...in other people's baskets. Perfect line, perfect timing. What a fabulous comedic talent he was.

[@PTS-THX1138]

....."Ticket.... Ticket.... Ticket!!"

[@sarahtooldtocare8561]

So funny reminding of the best TV of my childhood

[@louiseed1997]

2021..Hehe I wonder what Dave would have made about everything going on!

[@ric6383]

Fantastic guy!

[@Rain1952]

Great talent ,,,

[@matildamaher2650]

Absolutely hilarious

[@johndillinger8424]

Wonderful he was.

[@jasonrigby3659]

".....i'll put one back..." - "NO YOU WON'T PUT ONE BACK 🤣"

[@happyhermit2022]

Brilliant 🤣🤣🤣

[@spacemissing]

There should be a penalty of a tenner for each item over the limit in an express line.

[@leishayoung4124]

"tomorrow is kill a geriatric day" - fuck that's funny!!!! :-))))))

[@andrewtongue7084]

Who are these "arseholes" who didn't like this ? 🙄

[@andysadler7304]

Genius........🤣

[@jonblake2033]

2021 September and now there making us do it for fuel

[@ramblingrob4693]

Try Lidl in 2033

[@marysepradet6515]

moi aussi, je vais toujjours dans le même supermarché, parce que j'ai horreur de chercher mes trucs pendant des heures ... mais c'est vrai qu'ils changent les trucs de place, il faut vraiment se faire violence pour acheter ce qu'on veut, et UNIQUEMENT ce qu'on veut, moi j'ai trouvé le truc, je demande sans arrêt ... la lutte pour la vie, toujours !

[@likeasomebooodeeee]

He did Trump before Trump @ 5:50...

[@qmacker]

I believe this is the last scene from the last show he ever did. He was truly amazing and brought brightness and laughter into my life. Thank you so much for posting.

[@danwoodhouse9290]

xmas 94 was his last ever show

[@donaldglass4639]

DANIEL WOODHOUSE rod stewert

[@michaelmyers3709]

Can’t believe his last shows were more than 25 years ago.

[@rhianjones1319]

I think Dave Allen is one of the best Comedians Ireland has ever produced don’t you think?

[@aboogienights3000]

Yep, I sure do he, was my late Dad's favourite of all time.

[@davidwilkinson7645]

Make that the world has ever produced

[@kieransavage3835]

Who else?

[@glynndonovan6951]

The best comedian ireland has ever produced r.i.p dave allen

[@AbaddonOfSheol]

15 dislikes are from Supermarket owners.

[@marysepradet6162]

ha ha YES !

[@dukadarodear2176]

Or 9 item people.

[@ausendundeinenacht1]

14 years later NOW and it s STILL so relevant Amazing Dave allen, so relevant xcuse...FUNNY

[@Wickerwoman-lh3vn]

All so true! That man was ahead of his time.

[@andrewbesso4257]

The pedantic in me rejoiced at the "Ten Items or Fewer" signs.

[@rodneycoleman3268]

i would sit and watch this geezer all the time when I was a kid.. Bloody great memories

[@samuelsepulveda6123]

Genial amigo. Muchos pero muchos hoy còmicos te copian y comen robàndote tu arte.

[@stranraerwal]

Dave is such a great purveyor of our daily plights !

[@jamesmurphy4021]

Sadly missed - We don't have them like this anymore. Very funny good clean fun but the Woke Brigade will find something wrong with even this - That's for sure.

[@Lizz85257]

WHADDYA THINK THIS IS, A GANG BANG?!

[@wandelust]

Yeah, that was a brilliant line. So sadly missed

[@danwoodhouse9290]

they always used to say before every show "the humor of Dave Allen contains material that might offend some people" i never noticed the offensive material

[@jimtaylor294]

Yup. As Ronnie Barker would put it: "The following Program contains material unfit for certain people, so if you are certain people, Switch Off."

[@marysepradet6515]

"the precise amount in the correct change" I myself do it sometimes, well all get rid of these yellow coins, OMG

[@gerardmcardle5691]

He was Irish that's why he shouted in queues, he was brilliant he worked as a journalist for our local newspaper years ago

[@jaychun102]

Liar.

[@wisdomoffered1903]

Oh its lovely to see this again after soooo long, Thank You for posting them!

[@MichaelSHartman]

Thanks for the video of a classic.

[@mariaramasami6825]

I almost pissed myself Ha

[@MARTEEBABY]

9 items or less, we've all done it!!

[@lezzman]

What about if I have ten items but one of them is one of those two-for-the-price-of-one deals? Does that count as nine items or ten?

[@UncleBaldy]

I once completely bamboozled ã cashier at the checkout regarding 10 items or less by stating that there's Twelve eggs in this box + the other items i purchased 🤔🤣😂,, Go figure 😁

[@davidshimon9231]

i remember going to one of those shows!!!

[@luminair11]

The worlds funniest winger!!!!!

[@jamesculshaw5259]

Nothing to compare from uk in last 30years who comes anywhere near him.

[@sylviamegahey8853]

So so clever and funny. Loved him then still do.

[@charlieyerrell9146]

Thank you Dave allen

[@marysepradet6515]

Il faut que je me débrouille pour porter une fleur sur sa tombe, c'est mon idole et il me fait tellement de bien !

[@ernestborsic5231]

this man is evergreen, thats sure

[@barbaradyson6951]

i love this man, but with todays pc would he have to change his modus, HE SPEAKS THE TRUTH.

[@ausendundeinenacht1]

HI Barbara Dyson Barbara Dyson 7 months ago i love this man, but with todays pc would he have to change his modus, HE SPEAKS THE TRUTH. hey, what d'u MEAN? he was being Ageist, yea?? EXTRAORDINARY how it s kinda , and was then,...totally acceptable to be racist versus the Aged Ie AGEIST yet that's okay no it s NOT

[@barbaradyson6951]

@SigmaTauri2 couldn't careless about upsetting peoples feelings. Need to.grow a thicker skin. I did.

[@andrewtongue7084]

Dave Allen wouldn't be Dave Allen if he acquiesced to the rule of PC, Barbara....

[@Juliukas101]

@@barbaradyson6951 Careless? Definitely! You clearly couldn't care (space) less about checking your comment before posting.

[@johnlambert9760]

My your God go with you Dave.

[@parksyist]

Ah the tickets. Somerfield used to be rammed on Saturday mornings with old ladies buying a set amount of cheeses or ham etc now it's all unpersonal

[@wandelust]

Dave was genius. Today's so called comedians put to shame. Still so funny in 2023. R.I.P. sir

[@amardeepsanghera5339]

What a guy His comedy never ages Shows nothing really changes lol

[@waltham99]

Legend!

[@deanblackburn387]

Wonder what he’d make of shopping nowadays

[@andrewgarley1400]

Still the same in 2018 lol

[@Lushgirl81]

I get reams of tickets and sell them to all these old biddies! 😂

[@richardshilton5578]

God's own comedian RIP great man ❤

[@leeroberts7049]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@marysepradet6162]

women who have to pay in the correct change !

[@itsazappathingthesonof272]

Brilliant.

[@jenniferwells9032]

Love him so much❤️😂😂😂😂😂

[@colleencampbell7582]

Simply the best! 😂

[@spence7ty624]

Dave Allen the legend.

[@anitahoggren4699]

Så jäkla rolig! man saknar den sortens humor idag.

[@cronistamundano8189]

I am brazillian an had never had contact with Dave Allens humour until YT somehow got him into my algorithm. Loved and laughed ever since.

[@enaengland8299]

I m 😂

[@glen6945]

oooooohhhhyes

[@glen6945]

ace

[@marysepradet6162]

I watch Dave Allen every day ...

[@mizofan]

Re queue jumpers- years ago my wife and i were queuing at the Antiques Roadshow in England and a guy some way behind kept moving in front of people one at a time- there were rumblings of discontent, yet nobody challenged him. Soon he was next behind us, so i was ready- when he moved in front, i told him he had been queue jumping and should go right back there where he had started- which he did. Why did no-one challenge him before? Re supermarkets; of course they put most common essential items well away from the entrance and check-outs: maximised profits over the needs of customers, as with so many companies these days. There was a time we could ring our local bank or store, now we have to wait ages on a centralised phone number with machine answering. Capitalist greed. And the number of ads on TV and youtube now! Grr grr grr. Oh and Dave Allen has still not been equalled as a stand up comedian

[@bobejaan27]

5

[@ConallForbes]

Simply delicious