$850,000 Cash or Dinner With Jay-Z? - Stimulus Memes

[@konstantinn.9846]

This like 10 Gary Vee's videos in one.

[@SumitoMedia]

GARAGE SALES

[@BigBuran]

That fanny pack is doing some serious work carrying this video.

[@cheapshotfishing9239]

He just loads it up with a few lbs of lead before the videos

[@kly8105]

I love the part where he brings out a cheese stick out of nowhere for no reason at all and then hates on it. It's so Sumito.

[@cheapshotfishing9239]

@@thomasmyles9392 check the googan squad fanny packs, they're roomy and p dope

[@SumitoMedia]

Its literally the only thing holding me together

[@No-uc6fg]

I'd rather be broke than be with jay z.

[@siobhanprime2148]

The knowledge clip is haunting without it's audio

[@SumitoMedia]

HOLLYWOOD HILLS

[@shameful3604]

@@SumitoMedia I miss craig

[@ChannelMiner]

That bus pass trade is truly an inspiration. Sumito is so wise.

[@mcfluffcakes]

Its a good day when I see sumito has uploaded.

[@trillman1111]

I know its such a rare occurrence

[@noahdelacalzada7824]

You must not have many good days.

[@mcfluffcakes]

@@noahdelacalzada7824 xD

[@7uring]

Prime example of me not getting notified of an upload even though im a member.

[@Arendvdvenk]

Give it time, the inflation will make sure that every meal will cost that much. Some people are just ahead of the curve.

[@SumitoMedia]

Mans got a point

[@Pataganja]

“They don’t teach financial literacy in public schools” Me: who literally took a financial literacy class in public school 😯

[@i_cedi]

Sumito you could finally buy a vending machine with your stimmy

[@SumitoMedia]

not a nice one but possibly

[@DJBigDaddyChillz93.3]

What kind of pycho would BITE into a string cheese like that. I will die on this hill. Also love you

[@TheVzada]

Despite the Tai Lopez bit being without sound I still heard it

[@SumitoMedia]

Yeah that was totally on purpose ahah...

[@Dearion89]

I got appendicitis last week. You might already be too powerful of an influencer

[@SumitoMedia]

LOOOOOOL

[@akillermelon]

Mission accomplished boys, made it into a sumitomedia video with a meme I shared. Life goal accomplished

[@dickthegimp4280]

Which one was it?

[@SumitoMedia]

Nice

[@igmortimer6851]

Dude you missed the chance to say “For the financially responsible among us”

[@nob2243]

Amogus is a dead meme tho

[@igmortimer6851]

@@nob2243 wrong

[@SumitoMedia]

When the comment is sus

[@lordcrayzar]

Cash. EASIEST QUESTION OF MY LIFE.

[@pg3384]

I should start keeping cheese in my fanny packs in order to be as successful as SumitoMedia...

[@SumitoMedia]

I highly reccomend it

[@mattbullman35]

Brits on furlough: "Guess i'll just sit on this cash, try and save as much as I can so that I can get myself through this tough financial period" Americans with a $1,400 stimmy: "Yeah lemme hit up Jay-Z real quick"

[@SumitoMedia]

Gucci is having a field day

[@mincedcretin8473]

I'd spend $850,000 for a 10 minute dinner with sumito

[@SumitoMedia]

patreon linked in the description btw

[@Leroy092]

Everyone: gets $1400 Sumito: BUY MY MERCH. BUY MY MEMBERSHIP. I KNOW YOU GOT THE CASH.

[@shameful3604]

wtf is jay z gonna tell me worth more than 850,000 dollars "make rap song, hire accountant" no

[@kly8105]

Jay Z: work hard like Sumito.

[@grumpydusty]

most of those screenshots of tweets were actually some of the funniest jokes ive heard in a long time

[@ididthisforreddit2428]

1:54 is has no sound

[@maddiepaddy2608]

being unemployed just makes me grind a lil harder yaknow?

[@kly8105]

pssssssht, sold crack for only 10 years? does that mean I have more hood than Sumito? I don't believe this, what is this dimension and how did I get here.

[@XEROPRERTH]

Best stonks class i have ever taken

[@joeythe3713]

This was a 10 minute advertisement and I watched all of it

[@cheapshotfishing9239]

Bless, finally new content. Was wondering where you were at yesterday, had a feeling something new was coming along.

[@CoobyPls]

>tfw I actually DID use my stimulus check to buy sumitomedia merchandise before this video dropped

[@SumitoMedia]

Thats a poor use of very important eggs cooby

[@CoobyPls]

@@SumitoMedia eh, I'm tired of wearin' the same 5 shirts. Felt like a cartoon character

[@jaxx5448]

On lunch at work watching this while eating a cheese stick

[@SumitoMedia]

same

[@CoobyPls]

You scared me with that delayed shpeace

[@wortwortwort5723]

I'm loving this background it looks like there is 9 vending machines per sumito.

[@SumitoMedia]

There's a special panty vending machine right behind center stage that occasionally can be seen if you're very keen

[@alberteinstein1620]

0:00 what's heavier? A kilogram of steel, or a kilogram of featherzzz

[@gurulaghima6518]

Summit I'm gonna be real with you Honestly I think memes are holding you back cos you are a really funny guy. I think you could get alot of success beyond meme content my guy

[@SumitoMedia]

We'll find out together

[@CatholicZola]

Holy shit you can't just EAT the string cheese without peeling the string!!! MAD LAD

[@SumitoMedia]

IM HOLDING A MICROPHONE

[@CatholicZola]

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[@kylegonewild]

When I saw this $$$$ vs Jay-Z/Dr. Dre dinner thing I was blown away by the lack of creativity among the people who wouldn't take the money. Just buy that fucking ultra-premium VIP experience pass for a few thousand dollars at the next event that gets you dressing room time or backstage Q&A/chill sesh with artists. You'll get about the same amount of information out of the experience and still be up over 800gs.

[@ct3000]

Facts

[@rushbnostopp]

“But I got global in counter strike that year” Respect

[@Shigellosis]

This is whole video is just sumito subtly trying to brainwash us into sending him pics of our credit cards

[@SumitoMedia]

Front and back pls

[@SeniorWhoopyIRL]

I love the cheese stick bit

[@vivapinata7728]

I mean, $850,000 would pay for a lot of student loan debt.

[@moodlampActual]

Ya boi sumito flexing his stimmy with that fanny pack

[@SumitoMedia]

It was $9

[@moodlampActual]

@@SumitoMedia we know you spent the other 1191 on dogecoin

[@deveshyadav4783]

0:30 mother loving christ why do this hurt so much when you say this.

[@Lisa_Simpson_]

Sumito deserves a million subs

[@areyouapredator1728]

Haha stocks go brrrrrr

[@bruhbruhhh6592]

I feel like this video is actually just a cleverly disguised 10 minute plug but I'm ok with that

[@SumitoMedia]

Good because that's every video from now on

[@immachinehead]

take a shot every time sumito says "think about it"

[@SumitoMedia]

Drink about it

[@Chaosdude341]

@@SumitoMedia this is actually pretty dang witty.

[@juwonaman]

The real way to make that coin is to always be plugging your merch, youtube, insta, and twitter am I right ladies?

[@SumitoMedia]

Thats what I've learned

[@daan626]

The keyboard thing was pretty smart.

[@SumitoMedia]

Most 5head move I've ever pulled

[@ericbalaam47]

Youre doing good stuff. I feel like quality of content has improved. Almost makes me want to become a patron 😏

[@zoinksscoob6731]

1:26 hehe he said the funny

[@kaelamjohnson-wilson7597]

Love the background!

[@Bobbiesgonewild]

I can sit back and learn all the knowledge I want with my 100 mill

[@marksmod]

my mind is melting

[@selias4]

I bought some candy buttons two weeks ago. 15 ounces is a lot more than I thought it was. I don't think they include the weight of the paper. I've eaten three strips, and gave ten of them to my little cousin. I've still got like a hundred of them.

[@jondoe8537]

Sumit you were missing from my financial life. I mean 1. I give you the money 2. 3. Profit

[@SumitoMedia]

Yes exactly

[@That1CrappyGuy]

Not gonna lie, when I replied to your tweet asking for stimmy memes I didn’t expect to actually see my reply in the vid. That was a fun little surprise

[@SumitoMedia]

You underestimate my laziness in acquiring memes

[@ironsentinel6047]

They say there is 10 vending machines for every $ Jay-Z has.

[@chrisschuber9149]

This background. You still stuck in Cyberpunk my dude? I expect to see a dude playing an invisible guitar behind you. Edit: By the way, the stand-up flavor you are bringing is good.

[@SumitoMedia]

Happy to hear it!

[@joeyflom6870]

Thanks sumito but my stimmy went straight to GameStop. Maybe I’ll have dinner with jay z next pandemic

[@mdl9224]

Looking good Sumit. Keep it up buddy.

[@TheDolphinTuna]

What if you had to choose between $425,000 and brunch with Jay Z?

[@Fuuka_Yuki]

Buy a pre-built and sell the gpu for triple the money of the pre build. Cash money. Then sell the pre build with the Intel gpu to someone who is a regular person who doesn't game. Bam even more cash money

[@nyxunderhill6437]

I’m deciding between a pc or a switch+tattoo. Or I could waste it all for a pc+tattoo

[@nyxunderhill6437]

I need your opinion summmmm

[@SumitoMedia]

I'd say PC for sure, switch would be cool but honestly PC tattoo is probably the play

[@ATonOfBacon]

These are some Big Memes

[@TheLordHole]

im glad ur back papi

[@deozero1925]

good thing i got more cheese sticks today....

[@Game99Boss]

Merch looking straight fire a 100% would buy if I could

[@thed_ani]

Saying you can become rich by having dinner with JAYZ is like saying you can learn all of calculus in 20 minutes

[@OneDentsuSheep]

[On the fourth square] You guys are getting free money?

[@KB0OTY]

Bhad Barbie is my spirit animal.

[@cheapshotfishing9239]

My stimmy went towards a ninebot z10 and getting my boat up and running. I figure I'm getting max value out of being able to avoid people even faster.

[@olivergoodman5222]

Fucking love your humour and style; such engaging content so effortlessly. You rock man!

[@joshautree8698]

Yay stand up comedy I thought this art went extinct in 2018

[@Diwalia]

This was worth $1400

[@punishedluke3406]

Sumito says: Sell crack

[@somilvarshney995]

Still waiting for my stimmy here on mars smh where it at elon...

[@squillz8310]

Lmao had this video come out any later he would've added the fact that Danielle Bregoli got $1,000,000 on onlyfans in like less than 12 hours when she turned 18. Adds further to his point about taking something like a single TV appearance and making a career out of it.

[@jlockstv2712]

When is the next in the field coming out?

[@snkpitlettering8363]

Yo sumito welcome back !

[@JJ-xw8sv]

I feel gypped

[@rowanbickett1688]

can you please cover some hustle culture shit because I think that would be hilarious

[@SumitoMedia]

Ah fuck that would've been good for this video

[@rowanbickett1688]

@@SumitoMedia at least now you can dedicate a whole video to it like it deserves

[@BlckMrkTwn]

Dinner with JayZ?, nah. I rather have burger king with sumito media

[@daphne-blue]

damn Sumito, that swag bag is sittin' nice 👌🏼

[@SumitoMedia]

DRIP

[@cambalache9139]

Hella funny my guy

[@DocSorok]

he just keeps getting handsomer

[@faxmachine99]

Dinner with sumito

[@TobyFloof]

I would take the money.

[@TobyFloof]

Oh.

[@fatherlessflavid]

Me and Jay will change the world with our plan

[@Benton675]

This is everything I ever wanted and more

[@Lordumio]

Did you know that there are more then one wending maschines per person in this video?

[@SumitoMedia]

Sounds about right

[@octopiratetv8768]

Get 3.50 or a get a a burrito in Chipotle with Sumito? Hard choice, both chicken and steak is good, especially with queso sauce.

[@ivbeenshot9times1]

“Let me talk to Lewis” actually slayed me. I am slain.

[@fenotype]

only line in How to Make 100 Mil, "You should have taken the money."

[@paulvohs9889]

I'm still using my G710+ (typing this with it), great keyboard

[@markhaus]

Fanny pack drip is a thing?

[@eysn]

Thought I clicked an old video for a sec because of that jay-z section.

[@firstnamenonapplicable5138]

I would've wasted that money on a new guitar but I'm too young to get the check

[@dagon99]

Golden vending machine

[@k0mpotjar817]

850 000$ turn it RS gp and I'll take it

[@bruhbruhhh6592]

Pog

[@terreliv]

1. Have Jay-Z sign things. 2. Record the whole lunch. 3. Turn it into an AMA 4. Use the Dark Web to figure out if you could kill him for >/= $850k 5. Pickpocket him.