9 Pitches For WWE Crown Jewel 2022

Jack the Jobber, Andrew Hodkinson and Ross Tweddell make their 9 Pitches for WWE Crown Jewel 2022
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[@pontinrob]

Peyton being Pregnant is my biggest problem with Andrews first pitch

[@dyloosutherland3075]

It’s not what you think will happen

[@pontinrob]

@@dyloosutherland3075 I know but he is saying he wants a pregnant women to get pysicaly involved.

[@dyloosutherland3075]

@@pontinrob I’m just joking with you I get where your coming from

[@pontinrob]

@@dyloosutherland3075 all good guess I'm used to Wang's commenting lol.

[@subman23]

@@pontinrob he's not though. I understand if you're new to this series, but it has been well established that, as indicated by the golden rule, they create scenarios that do not exist within reality, but do use characters from it. Throughout the series' run, they have consistently and frequently altered reality to force their pitches to work. Basically, he's operating from a position of her not being pregnant in order to facilitate "what we want to happen." Think of it as an alternate reality that we only peek into. In this reality, Peyton's not pregnant but is still a member of the Iiconics.

[@Abderian]

That's no pitch; that's a fire promo.

[@BearInterrupted]

Yay ... I get more excited for the 9 Pitches videos than the actual events these days haha

[@d.w.murrill3327]

If Peyton wasn’t currently pregnant then that might work lol

[@Gravity999.]

Ross committed to his first pitch 🤣🤣🤣❤️

[@JaimeD.]

His commitment is always inspiring.

[@b.l.o.c.k.6648]

Andrew’s 2nd about Bray and Uncle Howdy is gold

[@jchinnjr]

My pitch for Brawling Brutes vs. Usos: Sami Zayn is at ringside to support the Bloodline. He pulls shenanigans whenever the Brutes start to gain the upper hand. However, Sami ends up messing with some plan Jey has, and the two start arguing. This gives the Brutes the distraction they need to put the Usos down and win the titles. Jey erupts on Sami after the match and Solo and Jimmy have to separate the two and drag them back stage.

[@snakeeyes2551]

Yes! That's exactly how I think it's gonna happen. You should be on WWE's creative team.

[@happenable]

Man I just realised I have the same terror of "what if Logan wins?" But weirdly it has become some kind of nightmarish parallel world where I want to go and just see how the world burns. I would be laughing my ass off if I see Logan win in any universe. I don't want it to happen, I don't think it's going to happen... But what if???

[@IamBrixTM]

I hear you, it'd be kinda funny but also a slap in the face of the business. He should pay his dues

[@Thechezbailey]

@@Chris-rj4fs That's even more embrace-chaos than Logan winning outright. Stop, or ill begin to like it lol

[@tracew18]

The bois giving some midweek hour long goodness. Feels like an age since a 9 pitches

[@icarusandtherabbit]

Good God, looks like the boys in DA Hood have taken over Cultaholic. I’m a 50 year old wrestling watcher, why is there no one my age presenting this? Wearing normal clothes, no hats inside and have a proper haircut! Lucky Ross is there with his full and manly beard! Seeing the Bros reminds me of East 17, so it’s alright!

[@michaelwieber1857]

Ladies and Gentlemen, it's time... for the good ole fashioned DONNEYBROOK...

[@salvadoracosta4510]

I wanna see Jack vs Fraser in a KZbin boxing match

[@wyzeguy6]

I've listened to Ross' speech 3 times now. Someone has to put some music to that!

[@TheSmackShow]

I was just showing my friend Old Gregg the other day. I loved the reference!

[@scottmccurdy6493]

Replace Jack with Tom and you have the goats of Cultaholic.

[@donterhone7586]

Ross first pitch speaks for us all. Squash match is the only thing that makes sense

[@jerodgraham6623]

33:35 Bray gets interrupted by Donald Duck

[@badonkeykong7506]

I wonder what the contingency is if the show does gets canceled? Seems like it's too late to book another venue. Would they just do the show at the Performance Center? This should be the last Crown Jewel, every year is some form of disaster.

[@nunyabusiness6529]

Ross is a friggin legend!!!

[@nathanshapland424]

I stand with you Ross up the Tribal Chief

[@lewis_g]

Honestly a Reigns squash wouldn’t be a problem with me

[@BubbRubbWooWoo]

Ayo isn’t Peyton Royce pregnant?

[@Miplet2002]

I can see Andrews last pitch happening

[@coolmobkenny3038]

... "IT'S TIME for the good ol' fashioned donnybrook match!" 🔁

[@Biting_bullets25]

Jacks war game pitch sounds awesome

[@chrishowell6469]

25:43 Behp!

[@Bizzybanks24]

Wow I hate most of these pitches but it was a fun video

[@hooraayy]

Crown Jewel should just happen in Japan so Karl could go back and forth

[@oddishhonor]

I see no Tom, I assume Bruce hart won’t be booked for crown jewel then.

[@chrisfrazier5506]

Pitch: Prince MBS goes full Shane McMahon on Brock Lesnar

[@BlkDrgBss]

Andrew just sis the worst pitch in all of pitches ever. Ross is right It should be a squash. Why would Roman need any help?

[@jonbruce6766]

Ross is awesome

[@malachimahaffey2558]

My pitch is Bianca doesn’t lose that’s it…

[@TristunYTAccount]

Isn’t Payton preggo😅

[@hawksenpai120]

Jack's first pitch upsets me because it'll never happen.

[@joedonnelly2133]

I like this video

[@micahjohnson6705]

have any of the pitches ever came true by accident?

[@spartan7hk]

Ksi and jake would never sit together

[@DAMOL1983]

a pregnant peyton royce? lol

[@Hellering_Inc]

First BAY BAY

[@Temperance_XVII]

No

[@Julian-xj6mh]

Douchenozzle

[@Montaq_]

Good for you. Take the small victories where ya can.

[@Julian-xj6mh]

Tubba blubba can't count

[@josephstewart6836]

Ross' first pitch 🤣🤣

[@Xade715]

That was the best opening pitch ever 🤣😂

[@wesleywalling]

i don’t think iiconics could come back rn because peyton is pregnant but it’s an amazing idea

[@TheOriginalBendejo]

Are you kidding?! Peyton coming back, pregnant, to in-ring action would be INCREDIBLE! What a gimmick! Her new finisher could be the "Broken Waters" followed by the "Baby Bump!"

[@Comeatmeow]

@@TheOriginalBendejo you got any meth for sale Trev?

[@Nebula6622]

@@TheOriginalBendejo nah her new finisher would be the 'C section'

[@sebyseb]

Probably not the place to say this, but when you gonna bring back the Reaction Video Highlights? I'm talking about the nicely edited 30min of drunk Ross pure belly laughing banter 👌🏻

[@thebigdog5269]

Miss them videos, I’d be looking forward to them the days after the events

[@BlkDrgBss]

Dying for these

[@NebulaPuncture]

I know :( but live stream brings profit

[@sebyseb]

@@NebulaPuncture sometimes, it's not about money. It's about quality bats

[@SamSouthall]

As soon as Ross started that speech I knew where it came from. Give em some sugar Ross

[@uhhfins]

I just remembered Sami doesn’t go to the Saudi Arabia shows. I wonder if Jeys gonna take him out out of the equation this Friday

[@uhhfins]

I cant see them just showing up without acknowledging his absence

[@oddishhonor]

Didn’t they already film this weeks smackdown last week though?

[@uhhfins]

@@oddishhonor I had no idea. Makes sense I didn’t think about that.

[@Aidan_ODonnell]

Cassie Lee is pregnant at the moment, otherwise Andrews first pitch was great

[@rojitbarlagan]

Ross went FULL CHURCHILL on his first pitch!

[@IamBrixTM]

on god got me fired up for our tribal chief

[@RoyalRageQuit]

When Ross started his first speech, my phone was on 12% battery, now it's on 1%... Never change guys... we love you all

[@agrylls]

just a casual All-Time Great promo there from Ross

[@matthewfulton4863]

Andrews last pitch was mega! The boys have misunderstood it’s far less about Logan and more about Reigns gradually losing his grasp on his title defences (as we have seen). Especially if Sami pretty much makes him retain which is great for the current storyline. I would be a big fan of that main event if it played out like Andrew pitched

[@sammcbride4305]

Enormous fan of Jack saying no because KSI and Jake Paul aren't mates but Cassie Lee being pregnant is fine

[@joshuadavidkerr3842]

My one concern with Andrews pitch is that Shaun Spears said he was going to be a dad... and he is married to Peyton?

[@joeywrestling9536]

It begins…. And ends with Ross’ first pitch! 👏🏼🙌🏼👏🏼🙌🏼

[@micahjohnson6705]

Can Sami be in Saudi? I thought he refused/was banned

[@micahjohnson6705]

​@@z216ghost thought so just had to be sure

[@23lacross]

Also Sami won’t be at Crown Jewel. He’s not allowed.

[@MovieEggman]

Because Sami is Syrian. And everyone with common sense knows what the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia thinks of Syrians.

[@irishcreamer123]

I would love to see the iconics back...but didn't I hear Peyton is pregnant? That's what I saw all over her instagram

[@alcheman12]

I think Uncle Howdy is a reference to the Exorcist. That's what the girl in the movie called the demon she speaks to through the Ouija board and possesses her

[@trinitheuceyone2492]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 the way you're putting that first pitch across I cannot focus on what you're saying I'm too busy cracking up like I'm so entertained right now and I have no idea what you said whole 3 minutes in no clue but boy am I entertained 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@garethallen5659]

My pitch..... Roman beats Logan, whilst celebrating the best in the world comes out Shane Mcmahon challengers him to an impromptu match Shane beats him in 3 and a half minutes stands there with both belts to the adulation of the crowd and reminds everybody he is the best in the world.....

[@oddishhonor]

Ross Tweddel. King Wank Pheasant, my liege.

[@cousinchris802]

My pitch: WWE's contingency plan for Iran is a handful of jobbers wearing "SECURITY" T-shirts and black jeans guarding the backstage area. Suddenly, the Iron Sheik shows up and demands a match with Hulk Hogan. They escort him away without incident, but not before Sheiky Baby hurls expletives every jabroni within earshot.

[@bornturnerdead]

For Tamina! 😂😂😂

[@stugraves4256]

Ross ripping off Michael Sheen’s speech to the Welsh national team 😂😂😂

[@mentalcow]

I completely forgot Sami doesnt go to these events until after this video. Kinda wrecks a few pitches haha

[@BLCKSMTHApparel]

The fact that we had so many TNA originals back in 2018/19 and never did a TNA angle/“invasion” was a massive missed opportunity

[@cxlxb225]

Canceling this is like canceling survivor series back in like 2016 or something when there was threats but they kept going bc of undertakers anniversary

[@TheOriginalBendejo]

Are you kidding?! Peyton coming back, pregnant, to in-ring action would be INCREDIBLE! What a gimmick! Her new finisher could be the "Broken Waters" followed by the "Baby Bump!"

[@aaronrobinson4706]

Peyton is pregnant so that wouldn't work 🤣🤣

[@asbo891]

I'd be surprised if Peyton Royce turned up given she's pregnant and everything 😅

[@MainForcePatrolKZ]

Ross is so valuable to Cultaholic, bravo sir for your passionate pitches.

[@grants7752]

If only Peyton Royce wasn’t pregnant 😂

[@queenofcawks9514]

Andrew's pitch for the main event is brilliant, it shows how much roman is relying on his family. His dominant solo title defenses are gone, and he's cutting corners because he thinks he's above it all

[@cooljinzo]

jacks first pitch is a belter

[@_.El._]

Sami isn’t allowed in Saudi lol

[@wheneverwetravel3908]

sami isnt going to be in SA.

[@lilpoetat]

thanks!

[@MrKeeganimal]

Ross, you'll be happy to know the BME Pain Olympics was confirmed fake by the uploader. Jar Squatter however....

[@rya7023]

Including NXT in Survivor Series would be pretty cool this year due to War Games likely taking out Roman, Usos & Bianca. Would be sweet to get Ronda vs Alba Fyre as a champion vs champion match

[@jackpumpkinpatch2119]

Well done, Ross. That was amazing!

[@Eoinmpc]

Hello diddlers

[@IamBrixTM]

6:47 Shit now I’m bloodlusted. SQUASH HIM ROMAN DEFEND OUR HONOR AAAAA I WANNA PUNCH SOMERHIN

[@dreadheadmike]

48:00 I hate this pitch solely because you really think KSI and Jake would actually do something together???? Nah bro lmaooo

[@jamesbeachem2003]

Floyd Mayweather actually knocked him silly but held him up with his shoulder because he knew it was for entertainment. They actually wouldn't be sanctioned to fight because of different size.

[@ensign926]

One of many comments to come I loved Ross's pitch. They should play that on smackdown tonight it would be be awesome also that 2nd pitch though doesn't work for me with the iconics because cuz Peyton is pregnant it just pulls me out of the event.

[@tusharsrivastava12]

After having seen Crown Jewel its just weird how accurate Andrew is with his pitches. This isn't the first time either. That Roman vs Logan match played out eerily similarly lol

[@Kapricorn1]

*hears Ross's first pitch* Jesus Ross, that pitch was almost Shakespearean. Was waiting for you to start quoting Richard III

[@cxlxb225]

Canceling this is like canceling survivor series back in like 2016 or something when there was threats but they kept going bc of undertakers anniversary

[@raynegoaway69]

1. Cancel the show 2. Cancel the deal 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9.

[@raynegoaway69]

@@JacksonOwex Sounds like a great deal to have made in the first place!

[@jerrym2135]

I have never agreed with an opinion involving Saudi Arabia as much as I do with Ross' first pitch

[@funkcm3222]

Didn't know michael sheen worked for cultaholic now... Cccccrimssson

[@Thechezbailey]

Ross, you need to start a new promo gimmick :D There are so many good speeches to rip off...

[@bearInMind.]

Love Ross but to say that Anderson silva would ruin his entire legacy and reputation for a cheap payday that he dosent need is preposterous

[@michaelcasey2478]

I dont think ross can reference that Michael Sheen speech. And use red white and blue in the same speech 🤣🤣🤣

[@deshownmcclane]

"I'd get knocked out for several grand" Jack speaking alot of truth for the lot of us lolololololol

[@gregwatt881]

Sami doesn’t go to Saudi so the bloodline pitches wouldn’t work

[@nhlanhlangobeni3768]

That rallying cry for our tribal chief was amazing

[@Nitemerican]

Really hope everyone comes back safe.

[@Drollpanther]

Wasting a new japan invasion on gallows and anderson is throwing money down the drain

[@scottmccurdy6493]

Why are people so against the idea of Bray Wyatt in the title picture? The problem was rushing it with the Fiend. Just don't rush it and Bray can be in the title picture.

[@reno_2200]

How do you book someone against him? If he enters a title fight and loses, it'll make him seem naff. If he wins, how can you book someone to take the titles off him in the future? Those were the issue with The Fiend and it remains to be seen if they can be overcome by WWE creative.

[@bwhales9716]

andrew gets so excited you gotta love it