9 Pitches For WWE Royal Rumble 2022

Ross, Jack and Andrew make their 9 Pitches For WWE Royal Rumble 2022
WWE Royal Rumble 2022 Matches/Match Card:
WWE Champion Brock Lesnar vs. Bobby Lashley
Universal Champion Roman Reigns vs. Seth "Freakin" Rollins (Usos barred from ringside)
Edge & Beth Phoenix vs. The Miz & Maryse
Raw Women’s Champion Becky Lynch vs. Doudrop
30-Man Royal Rumble Match
30-Woman Royal Rumble Match
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[@waltermallard5565]

Most interesting part of ross' first pitch was somehow WWE has lights which are black

[@BlueandSimi]

That first pitch is the dream of every 2013-2019 NXT fan. I really like what AEW is doing now but black and gold NXT up to the point of the Wednesday Night Wars will always be my favourite wrestling era I think (not old enough to have experienced the Attitude Era).

[@glenndonnelly7730]

Great to see the lads back together again!

[@noddyjoe]

Love to see it

[@lastson37]

Why does the Cultaholic Expanded Universe sound like the best thing ever? Jack and Ross book SmackDown and Raw, Adam and Sam book Dynamite and Rampage, with four crossover PLE's? With a draft to start it all off? Yes please

[@hwb916]

WWE 2k22

[@jayduffy5532]

I like that pitch it's cool sounding potty they had a chance to do something when it was raw v smackdown v NXT like three years ago and it was just talked about for the week after survivor series and it vanished never to be talked about except for in highlights or by the numbers previews

[@muhammad_alshammari84]

Heyman and MVP managing Lashley is like Mr Fuji and Cornette managing Yukuzona!

[@TheThird1977]

Ross getting (seemingly) genuinely annoyed with Andrew for denying his second pitch and then getting the metaphorical red pen out all through Andrew's second was hilarious.

[@ChaostheKid06]

i have a minor tweak to Ross's pitch. all the stuff before the no rumble winner can happen other than it happening with the final four. the final 3 are Sami, Kevin, and Ricochet. Finally at number 30 .the crowd hears Be yourself, can't be no one else Another day, gotta give'em hell It's burning straight through the dark This rebel heart, this rebel heart This rebel heart. Crowd goes nuts. Pat McAfee, Michael Cole, and Corey Graves (fresh off of being eliminated) Say "OH MY GOD HES HERE ITS ITS JOHHNY GARGANO. Sami Kevin and Ricochet Join the group by eliminating themselves

[@TheSuperCenaFan]

If Veer doesn't show up at the Royal Rumble and win, I'm done with the WWE. What a missed opportunity that would be.

[@joeboggio4002]

Guess you won't be watching WWE after this weekend anymore

[@darryllmcgee]

I sure hope that you are not being serious.

[@Drollpanther]

Ross’ ideas are like what Disco inferno use to pitch in wcw

[@Nbflowers1989]

Love these Pitches videos!

[@ruffwithcuffs]

Loved the HHH NXT takeover pitch

[@richardfitch2537]

Not the best chemistry here today but Jack and Andrew you guys did awesome! Missing Sam Driver for this one.

[@lucozade1984]

WWE EMPLOY ROSS NOW 🤣👌

[@ushikucrisafulli]

Treats him like plops had me in stitches 😂 Protect our wholesome boy Andrew at all costs!

[@nousetosay]

Any pitch involving the mere mentioning of Mr. Humphries and Are You Being Served? is an automatic Yes!

[@EddieLowenheim]

Abso-fucking-lutely!

[@nousetosay]

Captain Peacock endorses this message!

[@Nbflowers1989]

Jack looks very tall today.

[@KingHiki]

I want an NXT superstar (Bron Breakker) to make it to the final 4 of the men's rumble because it's never. happened before and it would be a perfect way to establish a future star

[@vincdiglio2794]

Holy cow Ross looks amazing. The beard pseudo lumberjack look really does it for you. Everyone else looks good too

[@MichaelTaylor-qp2xf]

Does Dominik Dijakovic still work for WWE or was he among the releases? Also, could we have Ross's idea of the NXT invasion for the Women's Rumble as well? Using Io, Raquel, Dakota Kai and Kay Lee Ray?

[@KingRyeburn]

He’s there he’s just been on Main Event

[@acgijzen]

I like Andrews 2nd pitch, MVP as mouthpiece, Paul as dealmaker.

[@unownbob123]

4:15 so basically the nxt rookie storyline from wwe 2k12? Well the first half of it with team black and gold instead of wcw?

[@stuartoreilly2019]

I have 2 pitches for Cultaholic. 1. Pay for heating so Jack and Andrew don't have to constantly have to wear bloody hats. 2. Andrew, put some base in your voice, you sound like you're constantly on the point of crying.

[@TheJohnGill]

24:00 Good call!

[@hezlegitimate4165]

Ali coming in at 1 and getting eliminated last would get such good heat, get a heel over good and he could always win at elimination chamber. Kofimania 2.0

[@Nbflowers1989]

4:23 someone clip that please. 😅

[@Chigen_Atomic]

Honestly, I'd have the NXT guys appear as 27-30, and eliminate themselves as well as whoever they got a hold of. They share a knowing look and over the ropes they go. Just so there isn't a week of people going, "So and so missed his cue! He was supposed to be the winner!" But I am totally down with a rebel faction. Which honestly gives me a great idea, Rebel Hearts, with Gargano as the active figurehead due to HHH's current health issues. You could replace IInspiration with Rok-C as she's rumored to be WWE bound. With a plus one from the ROH brand or another women's wrestler who's not affiliated with WWE.

[@Nbflowers1989]

For Andrew's first one... real question here... has anyone left wwe and came back and then get the proper attention and praise they deserved all along? Kind of Drew... sort of EC3 on NXT... but not really, because they were both super green during their first run. Idk.. I just don't see Vince and co. to realize their mistakes and actually do good on their talent for their next go.

[@thelastavenger3886]

2:33

[@kennysiegler3497]

Holy Shit Andrew was completely right

[@bryannorton8945]

Pocari Sweat isn’t an energy drink. It’s a sports drink like Gatorade to replenish electrolytes and ions lost from sweating haha. It’s tasty.

[@jasonl1331]

Rollins to beat reigns, reigns comes out after the rumble winner is celebrating and eliminates them, then on smackdown says he's won the rumble, feuds with whoever did actually win it in the ppvs to mania

[@MadGary222]

3.. 2.. 1.. 1:00

[@bastienclo2388]

Veer is coming

[@dethdef]

So you pitched "still in their primes" Seth and Becky to beat "not still in their primes" Edge and Beth, wow who would see that coming? Meanwhile John Morrison and Franky Monet are sitting at home saying WTF?

[@GlassJoe1337]

Team black and gold sounds like we need it to be managed by Goldust.

[@r5en1k]

Pocari Sweat is the best

[@MichaelTaylor-qp2xf]

Is new / jailed Mustafa Ali wearing a prison jumpsuit like Nailz?

[@FavaroLeone]

Nexus 2.0?

[@ajspringer]

Stop trying to make the Two Woo-Man Power Trip happen! 😂

[@Obedientturd]

Andy's Heyman and MVP pitch made me wince

[@lighteningleke3228]

Ross's first and last pitches were very good, I hope the lactone does happen and it end's with Veer squashing the steroid hound roman reigns for a shoot putting that roided up goof out for a few months. As I'm sick of not being able to watch any of the main event scene on smackdown, Reigns is on steroids, HGH or some other PED's and flair is on the gas as well and now it is the same thing with Brock on Raw and if you include Orton and Theory that is more of Raw I cannot watch however in the case of Theory it is also due to the fact that like Riddle he may well be possibly a sexual offender, it is the same thing when Don Fallus was Omega's mouth piece on AEW and now Jay Lethal. My OCD will not allow me to watch any pro wrestler who is on steroids I end up having fits hence why I have never seen a Brock, Orton, Cena, Batista, Roman Reigns, Charlotte Flair or Austin Theory match despite trying countless times, it also happen when I try and watch Brian Cage, Joey Janela and Jack Evans but I think in Jelly and Evans case it's because they are meth and or crack head's.

[@lazypaladin]

Andrew with the Metal Gear Solid levels of double turns! I'd happily take Heyman as WWE's Ocelot 👌

[@danpursino362]

Danhausen leaves AEW after one day and comes in. Wins the rumblehausen and beats Roman Reigns at mania.

[@mailaerton4805]

First one is a big no from me. Ross 3rd was funny and it a yes from me.

[@craigchampagne7797]

There is no such word as tret.

[@apocrypha5363]

My god Andrew waffles on... Even when he's responding to other people's pitches, he uses 100 words where 10 would be fine...

[@joywilson4668]

And your point is?

[@apocrypha5363]

@@joywilson4668 its hard to listen to. I'm like: "okay, we get it, we understand... move on..."

[@josephgleeson8122]

Ross's 1st pitch is what we ALL want to happen

[@AXSofHFDS]

Technically, the last person to be thrown out by the nxt guys would win.

[@tylercurtis3578]

Not if they manage to do it at the same time

[@glenndonnelly7730]

It's wrestling things don't need to make sense if they can stop a hell in a cell match they can rule the royal rumble a no contest

[@kiru4802]

I have a very wild pitch for the Men's Rumble: Sami Zayn wins the Rumble. Sami Zayn comes out at the 29th place and then gets knocked out and just slides away from the ring, to recoup. (He's not eliminated). The Rumble proceeds as usual and someone seems to have won it by last eliminating someone else, (it really doesn't matter). From out of nowhere, Sami slides back in and hits the last person in the ring with the Helluva Kick and eliminates him. Sami wins the Rumble. In the same night, Reigns beats Rollins and retains. Next smackdown, Sami opens the show and brags about how he's the best rumble winner and all. Before he announces his decision, Reigns and the Bloodline interrupt him and run him down. Reigns talks down Sami's whole career and announces how he is nowhere near Reigns level. The Usos then interrupt and say "The NXT Sami Zayn might have stood a chance but not you, us". Reigns throw a distasteful look at the Usos. Sami concludes the segment by saying "I'll win, I'll beat you if I want to Reigns, thats why youre scared thats why you are here" That night, Sami struggles to beat whoever he's facing and before the match can end, Reigns interrupts and destroys him. Superman punch, spear, chairshots all while he's screaming at his face "You're a nobody, you're nothing. You're just lucky. There's no conspiracy against you: You're just shit at this" Reigns then spears him through a table rested at the turnbuckle and this writes Sami off for a few weeks. In the meantime, Reigns continues running down the rest of the locker room and laughs off the idea that someone who wins the Rumble is someone as weak as Sami. At the first PPV after the Rumble, Reigns retains again cos ofc he does. He takes the mic and says no one can beat him because "No one is a headliner like me. No one is an icon like me. No one is as relevant as me. No one is the Tribal Chief." As he says that, the lights goes dark and there's a figure in the titantron. A hooded figure. Facing the other side, we hear Sami's voice: "You're right Roman. I'm no icon, Im no tribal chief but I'm sami Zayn. I'm no headliner, but when i enter that ring I fight and I fight till I die because I am Sami Zayn. I'm no champion. Yet. But I will be. BECAUSE Im Sami Zayn" Then Sami's entrance theme plays and he returns donning his old NXT gear, short hair trimmed beard. He spots his old NXT vibe. He runs into the ring and gets into a brawl with Roman before firing up and throwing Roman out of the ring. The Face NXT Sami returns and we cut to a huge feud between Sami and Reigns building up on his underdog story. The feud ends with Sami being the one to end Reigns' title reign and becoming a World Champion for the first time.

[@samedwards3186]

This warms my heart, even if I know it’ll never happen

[@THUNDERxGIANTS]

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@ChaostheKid06]

This is an EXCELLENT idea but did you forget his NXT title win

[@kiru4802]

@@ChaostheKid06 I meant Main Roster World Title win but yeah the way he's being treated rn, even WWE forgot his NXT title win

[@ChaostheKid06]

Oh OK my bad

[@irishONgaming]

Rosses second pick was great! Other than Ali cutting his hair and beard. Immediately tainted the pitch with that. Also that’s Vegito on the drink Andrew! Not Vegeta. So you are half right.

[@Hashtonkusher1]

Vince doesn't need a stunt double. Vince was almost the gronk stunt double

[@joeywrestling9536]

The pitches begin and end with number one from Ross. Bravo, lad!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 That one is seriously up there for the best pitch I’ve ever heard!

[@MrWarptime]

On the first pitch, it could totally work. An internal Invasion angle. A year of Takeover Wrestlemania. Takeover Summerslam. Takeover Survivor Series.

[@barettcote4232]

He shoots down the Ali pitch and next month Andrew will pitch Ali teaming with the 2 wooman power trip to put George Mizanin through the cell and turning him into crisps

[@flippineck2825]

Wooman power trip vs Mickie was alright but instead of iiconics would be Lita & Trish. Old guard vs new guard.

[@alexadroog]

I think they were looking for excuses to say no to ya Ross.

[@ruffwithcuffs]

For the Heyman aligning with lashley pitch, I would change to Lashley takes out Reigns then Heyman looks shocked. Lashley looks at belt smiles at MVP then takes out MVP . The Lashley looks at Heyman the smile at each other. Heyman holds to ropes for Lashly and the walk out without a word including the commentators saying anything other than 'I dont know what to say'. This creates 3 enemies and roads to travel.

[@ExecQtiveDecision]

Ross with the greatest argument ever to end his second pitch. "Say that to Will Ospreay." 😆

[@r3bel383]

Its funny for fans in New Zealand because even tho the PPV is on a Saturday, for us here we will be getting it on a Sunday, cause normally WWE ppvs show on a Monday.

[@insanityofintelligencewith6614]

My pitches are simple. 1. Have a royal rumble match open and main event the show. 2. Have the replay screen show when the next entrance comes out. That way you don’t miss the action but you don’t have an AJ Styles type debut. 3. Have Dana brook enter the royal rumble match number 1 with 24/7 title defended

[@robawesome2010]

I wanna see John Cena come out as Peacemaker to DO YOU REALLY WANNA REALLY WANNA TASTE IT

[@raspberry7571]

1. Bayley returns to win the Rumble 2. Rock returns to win the Rumble and face Reigns at Mania 3. Pat McAfee enters the Rumble

[@onionsavoya1506]

Hacksaw Jim Duggan should have pinned Bill Goldberg for the WCW title At Sarrcade 98.

[@2128jrandall]

Ross, your first pitch was golden!

[@Dhammond5]

An Are You Being Served reference in 2022, what a time to be alive.... "I'm freeee"

[@cumstain8389]

This year's Royal Rumble will automatically be the best ppv of this year if Veer finally comes

[@thr33xgaming32]

If that's an apple flavored drink Andrew, shouldn't it be called Appule? (thank you to the 3 people who get this joke) Also, nice persona shirt

[@J.austinbrown]

That Vince impression at 10:40 LOL

[@big_tea1983]

Ross coming harder than Tuesday out of the gates 💦

[@Grimlock1975]

I can't wait to see Vince do a 720 and say to Austin now do that lol

[@joshuaali1940]

After life is overrated

[@shawnwegner1096]

THEY ALEREADY SAID NO

[@xfactor3000]

Veer Mahaan kind of reminds me of Umaga.

[@wickideazy]

Love that Are You Being Served? reference. My favorite British sitcom of all time. "Are you free, Mr. Ali?" "I'm free!" and he sashays on over.

[@yaboiitito]

Ross came out swinging in the first round. Holy crap

[@commodorecheckers]

Ahhhh Ross with the Are you Being Served? reference. You love to see it!

[@chriscrawford6191]

Andrew looks about 4 foot tall the way you've got him sat at the back of the desk.

[@maevestowe4683]

Any pitch where ALl wins is a win for me! Loved it Ross!

[@badaboom2321]

Seeing jack with a hat on for years all the time reminds those little children who never leave their blanket behind.

[@benmoore7721]

Take notice WWE - That Ross pitch is 🔥

[@ww4l]

I like Ross's idea. But it needs a few Tweeks....... HHH comes out, yes. But all the NXT stooges stay behind, except for Champa and Dakota Kai....... They DONT make their own roster....but DO take over WWE. And instead of being NXT 1.0....... it becomes Ruthless Agression 2.0 !!!!!!! Everyone swinging sledgehammers and mean raps at each other 🙂 And Eric Bitch off is there for some reason we don't know 🙃

[@dbone3356]

Ross. The first pitch is a "Yes". Second was "No" until he went all over defending it. Then it was a "Yes". Though I don't see him beating Roman clean, even in a fantasy. The third one was hour crowd pleasing pitch. Please. NXT Black and Gold or Ali? Please.

[@Unitenotfight]

The one with Herman double double crossing Lesnar and Reigns, then siding with Lashley. It is basic and stupid, and probably exactly what WWE will do.

[@domporcelli7298]

Here one for you.... Earlier in the night Paul interferes with both brock and Romans matches cause DQ and having them both retain their titles.... Both guys are clearly confused. Now let's skip to the Royal Rumble match, we count down to number 30 and out walks Paul... He says "I've cause both my former associates to win back their titles, and that's because I needed them to retain for mania. Id like to introduce my true associate... Why be a beast or a tribal chief when you can be the best in the world" radio scratch plays turns into cult of personality and out walks CM Punk for number 30. No in the ring can believe who is in the arena, and the pop is unbelievable. Punk walks in and eliminates a few guys, and eventually goes on to win the rumble. At mania we have a triple threat match to unify the titles.... And do an alternate version of the Summer of punk story where punk claims he's going back to AEW with the unified championships.

[@AdamLemdonLemon]

I want theory to win

[@honestreviewer7788]

Idk why. I'm thinking two ROH guys will show up. Guess we'll see. But I genuinely don't care. It'll end up being some 50yo nobody cares about

[@farouqiamin7894]

With all the changes happening to wrestling this Royal Rumble should be interesting if WWE don't continue to be an a$$ of a company to its employees, blow that forbidden door open, represent your company, and dominate worldwide, wwe has the best trained wrestlers imo

[@dmitrivalyria1315]

all of Ross's ideas I like, i also liked Andrews Womens rumble idea, I would have Charrlotte start at number 1 get to 30 only for the real queen Queen Elizabeth to walk out with a swarm of guard throw the false queen over the top rope and in later weeks name Tamina as her replacement in a wrestlemaina main event match.

[@TheGreatDevlin]

Um... Why would Heyman ever align with Bobby? December to Dismember?

[@TheMemeMachineMatt]

SEND VEER

[@modellingboymodelling1382]

🙏🙏🙏🙏🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳veer

[@hypetrainer]

If WWE wants the forbidden door to cause headlines have Tama longa eliminate Jey or Jimmy which leads to a guruella of destiny vs uso WrestleMania match

[@sameeknowsitall]

my pitch: I want ricochet to be at-least in the last 3 or if not win the rumble. He has some insane talent and could be a good ic title but if he win the rumble he needs a bigger title. Would love to see him win the wwe title but he is on Smackdown so he would have to win the universal champion.

[@chandanprasad6962]

32:21 it's pronounced : go-pee-gun_j with j as in jack, yep, it's go-pee I am not kidding 😒

[@Nbflowers1989]

Jack's Bailey shout was fantastic. If only.

[@nelsonromano1436]

Man wont happened but I want Mickie james to win Mickie should eliminate Charlotte in the Rumble

[@shanemarshall9149]

You both never agree with his pitch, his pitch is pure pants sorry and you's both obviously feel the same

[@markcrayson1317]

I can see Paul heyman screwing brock and reigns and aligning gable Stevenson as the new Paul heyman guy

[@keenanbartjes899]

Why did Andrew get his second pitch exactly right 😂 Ok never mind