9 Pitches For WWE SummerSlam 2022

[@chrisfrazier5506]

Pitches is the best format on Wrestling KZbin. It has all the creativity of fantasy booking with none of the rigidity. No one is ever embarassingly wrong because it's not what they think will happen.

[@lsg_100]

It's What They Want To Happen

[@violetboyle2864]

"All the chickadees out there are losing their bananas" is an all-time great Cultaholic quote. Ross is the best

[@mattguyett3547]

The way Jack described Lashley carrying Theory over 200m to the river reminds me of carrying dead victims in assassins creed during missions.

[@gbrooks2]

Y’all can have this one for free: LA Knight debuts as ELIAS and wins the tag titles with his kid brother

[@Ryan01224]

Ross's first pitch sounds like been a retribution story

[@insanityofintelligencewith6614]

Here are my pitches hope you like. 1. On the pre show Adam pierce puts a contract on the locker room door for the intercontinental championship. On the main show outcomes, Gunther (Europe) waits for his opponent. Adam comes on the stage with the contract and announces that 6 names are on the contract. Outcomes Nakamura (Asia), Kofi Kingston (Africa), Max Dupri (North America), Santos Escobar (south America), duke Hudson (Australia) and a penguin (Antarctica) 2. Halfway through the championship match. The theory comes down gets rag-dolled by Lesnar and reigns. Roman hands Brock the WWE Championship and leaves

[@insanityofintelligencewith6614]

3. Allyah Mysterio is ringside with her dad and brother they hit triple 619

[@davidthompson7406]

Can’t believe HHH called Ross to tell him what’s happening this weekend! Amazing to have such contacts!

[@VorpalBender]

If you wanna see Rey Mysterio as a heel, they had him play one in one of the Smackdown vs Raw games. I forget which game though..

[@bigl56]

with andrews gunther pitch i thought we were gonna see the end of butch and trips was gonna call out pete dunne. but dragonov would be amazing

[@Randomperson-ht2ey]

The Theory running out of time pitch reminded me of this, and I don't know If anyone doing pitches has played 2k22 MyRISE. After you win the Money in the Bank and cash in on Roman Reigns, Kevin Owen's appears with his own Money in the Bank briefcase and cashes in to win the match. It's explained that Kevin was injured before he could cash in his Money in the bank, and was therefore given an extension.

[@FGW_Wrestling]

Apparently Riddle got injured when Seth attacked riddle on Monday according to the bump!! So maybe Seth will get a mystery opponent for summerslam!

[@BoiiMal-]

I hope he gets added to the universal championship match

[@FGW_Wrestling]

@@BoiiMal- yea that would be amazing!

[@Good100]

Pretty sure that's a kayfabe injury.

[@FGW_Wrestling]

It is

[@Itstheofficialyesby]

@@Good100 if it was a kayfabe injury Seth is definitely getting a mystery opponent

[@sham9902]

Some of these pitches are great I really couldn’t have come up with a better way to Prevent the Cash in and not taking away Theory’s heat

[@DARKMANTESLA]

Jack singing Bobby Valentino got me lmfao

[@ConchCollins]

Man, for half a second with the Ronda pitch I thought it was going to be Shayna and I got really excited.

[@BerylliumGold]

I was with you, I felt the same. Shayna vs Ronda with a decent build is 💰

[@pwtrdalton427]

From 38:35 onward Ross' face while Andrew reads his Wyatt reveal looks like he's trying to fart around a massive turd.

[@chrisgomes609]

Im pretty sure the Wikipedia card is just based on when the matches were announced. Can't see Roman and Brock opening the show and The Mysterios main eventing lol

[@Jam3sA]

When Jack mentioned "Boys of Summer", I was immediately expecting a Don Henley, or if you're younger, a DJ Sammy reference...

[@dbone3356]

Ross with his second pitch... ...I like both of those guys. They are 2 of my favourites on the roster. I wouldn't say "no" to having them on a Big 4 show.

[@thebigdog5269]

These are my favourite videos the channel puts out, love the pitches, keep up the good work lad

[@BasementBubbatunde]

My fantasy booking would be having an old school set, similar to Armageddon (06 I believe, which ever one Taker fought kennedy) all for the mainevent, after a long brutal barn burner that's not a finisher spam, Brock chases roman up there after dispatching the usos (not stupid high up, a floor or 2) Brock goes to f5 roman of the edge, roman wiggles out, spears him off and we get a classic crash pad through assorted equipment with Roman rolling out at 9 and landing on his feet just before 10 then falls face first, barely surviving but winning and ending the feud between them

[@chrismyers6797]

You three are y I watch this channel you guys are awesome

[@K1NGLOK1]

Andrew with the Persona T-Shirt, what a boyo.

[@MADNESS_NH_97]

3 Jeff Jarrett Pitches from me, because Summer Slam is in Nashville. 1. Jeff Jarrett costs The Usos the tag titles, which then leads to Roman Reigns who retains his titles going after him, setting up a Title Match between Reigns & Jarrett at the next PPV, which Jarrett manages to win with the help of the Street Profits, all 3 hitting Reigns who consecutive guitar shots. Just because I quite frankly have lost much care for who finally ends this reign of Terror. Heel Reigns is great, and he can take as many breaks as he wants to, that's totally cool with me, but enough of this part-time champion nonsense, in combination with what have been title matches with totally absurd finished such as his match with Balor last year, before this part-timer nonsense even started. 2. A Jeff Jarrett pitch more people might enjoy... Jeff Jarrett somehow manages to win the WWE 24/7 Championship. And obviously, he will be part of Ric Flair's last match, and in that match, Ric Flair will not onlydefeat Jarrett & Lethal, no by pinning/submitting Jarrett, Ric Flair will capture the 24/7 Championship, leading to both retiring. Because all though I like the idea of that title on paper and it had it's moments here and there, I totally get why people are sick and tired of it, so that belt might as well gets to retire in a potential car crash of a match together with Ric Flair. 3. My initial idea for Summer Slam, obviously it's to late for that, but we all know the rules of this series... Kevin Owens has been feuding with Ezekiel & Elias, so my idea was that Jarrett returns to seek revenge against Elias, to finally settle their score, because you might remember in 2019, Jeff Jarrett appeared in the Royal Rumble, where he was eliminated by Elias, and the following RAW defeated by Elias in Jarrett's first match on RAW since 1999. So, Jarrett returns to help Owens against Ezekiel & Elias, in what would be a cinematic match in form of a "Nashville Street Fight". Who knows, maybe Owens & Jarrett could even perform a new version of "With My Baby Tonight".

[@dandoesrandom]

What if Theory cashes in mid match and it keeps the Last Man Standing rules. Allowing Theory to stand tall as the ref counts to 10 with both men too spent to stand up.

[@danyale3797]

Love the Tory slander :)

[@curtislewis8801]

Do you guys purposely make Andrew sit on a smaller chair?

[@dbone3356]

They all have an issue with Theory cashing in because he was presented as a jabroni ever since winning the briefcase. But... A] They almost always do that. B] They didn't have this much of an issue with Hangman Page cashing in his Briefca...er...pokerchip, did they?

[@aarondwyer100]

8:17

[@Julian-xj6mh]

Diddler for H.O.F

[@jonathancohoon]

Bayley has to return as a face. She's missed so much that if she returns as a heel and attacks Belair. Bianca will get boo'd.

[@tasha8640]

If I was a champion that has suffered from illness I'd be part-time champ too I don't want cooties!! 🤣🤣

[@Good100]

The pitch having Ronda beat Liv just to satisfy his already existing hatred of Rousey is stupid. There are plenty of ways to turn Rousey heel without completely delegitimizing Liv Morgan.

[@giovannigiovanni.7220]

Facts. I hated that pitch.

[@ww4l]

To continue the burial of Theory... The match with Lashley is cancelled. Theory will instead be against a surprise opponent, defending the briefcase..... R Truth comes out and makes a fool of Theory and takes the MITB.... Roman vs Brock: Roman piles all kinds of stuff in Brock, causing him to be unable to get up ..... At the last second, Brock explodes with energy and gets up at the count of 10.1....... Lesnar, angry, beats down Roman. The Usos get involved and that makes R Truth come out and help Brock. Clear the ring. Roman is asleep. Brock looks and Truth. Brock looks at Roman. Looks back to truth and starts laughing. F5 F5 F5, suplex suplex.... Brock leaves the ring and R Truth looks around, shrugs, and cashes in. New champion. Roman doesn't move till the crowd leaves and the lights go out.

[@unoriginalandrew]

I feel like they'll make Edge the face version of Christian Cage in AEW.

[@Stevonicus]

Balaclavas? So Finlay is returning then.

[@Fiedman]

Roman Rains and Brock Lesnar join forces.

[@BLCKSMTHApparel]

E-LI DRAKE

[@JaimeD.]

Here are my 3 pitches for Summer Slam in no order: #1 Sasha Banks & Naomi attack Ronda along with Tamina, thus reuniting as Team B.A.D with their original theme. #2 Ricochet neutralizes Austin Theory before he cashes - in during the aftermath of the WWE Universal Heavyweight Championship match, steals it to challenge Theory for the briefcase at SD and wins it. #3 Mustache Mountain knock some sense into Butch during the show and get back Pete Dunne and reform British Strong Style.

[@Picturesandpatter]

Came for wrestling pitches, stayed for Tory abuse

[@carlosfelix788]

Hey Andrew, Why not edge introduce "Brood Bray Wyatt" walking to the ring dripping in brood and squashing finn again like their last summerslam match??

[@VinnieMack]

WHOS THE BIGGEST GUNTHA FAN I WONDER 😂😂😂😡😡😡

[@cr5cc]

Just bring back the 4 horse women back and have them wreck havoc on all the women in wwe... the women will have to come together auska Bianca Rhonda bliss just in time for survivor series

[@wilsonchadbenitez3021]

My pitches are for Liv to defeat Ronda clean and Becky to defeat Bianca with heel tactics

[@Tizontheska]

Judgment Day take out Dom but instead The Edge Fiend Connection, you have Legado del Fantasma. Rey and Santos vs Judgment Day.

[@josephgleeson8122]

It's just the one belt thief actually

[@rodrigoesc3747]

And then I look at Andrew's shir- YOU'LL NEVER SEE IT COMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

[@IowaContact]

My pitch is for Jack to do his pitches without the paper entirely covering his face

[@jaythespider]

my pitch for the main event is having both men utterly ruin each other. the pair end up going down for the ten-count, splitting the titles once again, keeping roman's reign intact without handing brock another loss. that being said, a-town down hits, theory looking at both men splayed out, furious he's missed a chance at the undisputed championship, but as payback for the elimination chamber, decides to lay the pin down on the lifeless lesnar and claim the raw title.

[@ClayWilliamsWWA]

Here me out: I think Roman Reigns wins the last man standing match. It gives a definitive end to this Roman/Brock saga. Then, after the match, Stephanie McMahon comes out and says that Roman must vacate one of the titles and he vacates the WWE title. That’s when Theory’s music hits and cashes in his money in the bank briefcase on the vacant WWE title.

[@ChibiDarkrunner]

It was so great to see you all excited for these pitches! I feel like the Paul L. taking over creative has breathed new life into what is possible and to your pitches.

[@conatser]

Here way too earlier but Bayley returning to challenge Bianca (after she retains) would be fantastic.

[@thesilentsociety3252]

Rhea still hasn't got her match, I think the title will change at Clash at the castle

[@conatser]

@@thesilentsociety3252 Straight forgot about her match. Yes. That sounds perfect.

[@joywilson4668]

"It's not what we think is going to happen, it's what we want to happen"

[@mitchellholcomb1561]

“Yeeeeaaaayyyyyy!”

[@Aidan_ODonnell]

I thought Ross was gonna say Giovanni Vinci instead of LA Knight to play off of his connection to Imperium

[@PureSolace]

Theory's time running out is the best angle ever! Book it, Vince... er... Hunter!

[@rockstar42021]

I think summer slam is going to be the official end of the Vince McMahon era and it's just going to be build up for Monday night raw and then we go into the new era

[@yusufgazi7]

Theory becoming the youngest champion before it's too late would be good, He could brag about it forever

[@danlaarry2582]

Jacks Rey turning on dom pitch made me outwardly spit laugh it tickled me that much. Was just walking down the street laughing like a child

[@DieselHaven]

MMM comes out with an open challenge. "Nobody can match our style, our beauty, our raw animal magnetism...." As fashion photographers' shutters snap frantically around them. Then from the crowd, or maybe commentary "look everyone.....it's TYLER!!!" Breeze is at the top of the ramp, struts his way to the ring to confront them. "Listen here DuPri" "NO! Say it correctly.... It's Du..." "Fan-DANG-oooooooo" BOOM! Dirty Curt is on the ramp now, dancing his way down to join his partner.

[@flippineck2825]

Judgement day win vs Mysterios when Ripley is constantly involving herself. A mysterio-masked woman runs in to even the odds by hitting a springboard dropkick & a 619 on Ripley, allowing Mysterios to fight back. Rey hits a hurricanrana & the woman mimmicks to take down the attackers and get Judgement day out of the ring to leave. It's Io Shirai.

[@Iansco1]

Here are mine. Becky v Bianca v Liv v Natalya in a stripped naked match. (A JOKE FOLKS) We know that is where the division was headed at one point dont we?

[@jaylock9twenty5]

Prediction: since Rollins vs Riddle is cancelled, Doudrop and Nikki ASH come out and do what they did this past Monday and have a sit-in to demand a match or they won’t leave. Then Naomi’s music hits first to get huge pop then afterwards Sasha’s music hits for a even bigger one

[@tamzidmohsinkhan3333]

Edge & Bayley return will be the best thing happening on Summerslam

[@DemonArshan]

I wonder how NXT UK will improve, HHH put his heart and soul into it, He gave us Walter and Pete Dunne and even NXT UK Takeover events, I hope this is a positive change for NXT UK moving forward.

[@TheAmazingSpiderGuy_99]

Dragunov is injured.

[@treqrs]

If they really want Ronda to be the Brock Lesnar of the women's division then treat her as it, Turn her heel, Have her only do short, finisher fest matches. She's a UFC fighter, there's no reason for her to be able to go 20 minutes in a match. Give her a gimmick where her matches have a 5 minute time limit just like a UFC fight.

[@yusufgazi7]

I really want Sasha Banks to return

[@Martinosalmaso]

Forza saska Banks Martino riturn Italia 🇮🇹

[@noahturtle3975]

38:55 “I didn’t really finish@ “I did” Oh my god man that’s gold

[@clarissa182]

Okay, Jack with the Bobby V reference. I don't know why I was so surprised. 🤣

[@mikeyoutubeaccount7120]

The Boys Of Summer? None of these guys look anything like Don Henley

[@Nbflowers1989]

I really liked Jack's first pitch!

[@bricegriffin4792]

I’d love to see theory dress up as Cena while the match is going on or after the finish and come running out to shock everyone but just for it to be theory and possibly cash in

[@lcwuniverse]

Liv and Rhonda is a match I'm worried might get mucked up. I want Liv to have her moment. But also, what if it was Liv in the balaclava all along? 😅

[@patricklajeunesse2991]

I kinda want Ziggler to cost Theory his cash in if he tries

[@calvinhouston5015]

I'm somewhat hoping that will happen so that way, their feud can really begin with Theory wanting to get revenge... At the same time, I'm worried that a failed cash in can destroy his push...

[@patricklajeunesse2991]

@@calvinhouston5015 agreed, it’s a double edged sword. Let’s hope Steph, HHH and Nick can figure out the best way to do it

[@calvinhouston5015]

@@patricklajeunesse2991 Yeah... They really need to build to where Theory will still be over...

[@yasseroutalmout1245]

@@calvinhouston5015 it won't destroy his push cuz they want him to be the next cena who failed also his cash-in

[@calvinhouston5015]

@@yasseroutalmout1245 If it doesn't destroy the push, then they still need to put together some stronger and more interesting feuds for him. Dolph Ziggler being one of them...

[@MrPineapple045]

Crazy idea for a pitch, but I think it's cool so it works for the rules of the show. The Judgement Day and the Mysterios are in the middle of a brutal fight, all competitors are beaten and bruised. The Judgement Day had gotten the advantage thanks to Rhea Ripley, but Rey and Dom pulled it back and the 2 teams reached a stalemate. Suddenly Edge appears, entering the arena and squaring up to a stunned Balor and Priest. Rey is ecstatic to see his old friend come to his aid. Edge then turns and spears Rey and then does the same to Dom. Balor finishes the match and Edge reveals that he had never been kicked out of the Judgement Day, but actually needed some time to convince a new member to join, who would be revealed soon. Its later revealed to Bray Wyatt, or anyone else really. Edge takes back his place as the Judgement Days leader.

[@cainvarner]

that’s awful

[@yousufseedat7736]

Ric flair comes out and brawls with Jeff Jarrett to build to the next day

[@j.w.lombard4690]

Breaking news on Riddle suffering a stinger on RAW. Makes no sense to be a work

[@ShinyMew76]

Seth Rollins throws a tantrum in the ring because he doesn’t have an opponent at summerslam. Edge comes out with a remote. Edge says, “you will finally get what you truly deserve” Edge presses a button. The cell starts to lower, eventually trapping Rollins. Rollins is confused, when he turns around, the lights go out. When they come back on, Rollins is being attacked by The Fiend. The match proceeds to start.

[@dazzfoster8825]

Only issue with the 2nd one is if theory comes down near the end of the main event then they usually turn it in a triple threat match... So would it turn to a triple threat normal or triple threat last man standing.... I think to save confusion he definitely won't come down during the match.

[@AZ_DARKO]

Ross is looking more and more like KO everyday.

[@adamdolatowski409]

I think he could just change up his mask if Rey is going Heel

[@SuperHush1]

Big shout to Ross for the PSA at 30.35

[@MADNESS_NH_97]

Okay, I've got one more pitch. Might be my most idiotic idea in a while. Not to long ago Angelo Dawkins, in an Interview complained about how people keep underrating him. So at Summer Slam, in the tag title match a situation occurs in which Jarrett hands over 2 guitars to the Street Profits, but instead of the Profits taking down the Usos, Dawkins will strike down his partner Ford, giving the Usos the opportunity to win, with the help of a fast count by Jeff Jarrett. Which follows is, 3 years after the amazing Lil Nas X & Billy Ray Cyrus "Old Town Road" collaboration, will WWE's own version of just that, with Jarrett managing Angelo Dawkins, who, because MMA Fighter Roy Nelson is retired, from now on will be known as "Big Country Dawkins". Obviously, we will get a new version of "With My Baby Tonight" that has Hip Hop elements, and the grudge match between Dawkins & Ford will be a Guitar On A Pole Match at Clash At The Castle, which Ford will obviously win, by hitting Dawkins with a Frog Splash combined with a Guitar. After that Big Country Dawkins & Jarrett will run roughshod on the 24/7 Division, after a while, in typical WWE fashion Jarrett will randomly disappear, and we can all hope that Big Country Dawkins will have a bit more success in WWE than Tucker after the Heavy Machinery split.

[@LittleMan27]

You’re leaving Dolph Ziggler and Madcap Moss out of each of your Theory stories

[@TheMaxRebo]

My pitch is at the start of the Miz / Logan Paul match they are about to lock up when they pause and both look at Ciampa (who accompanied the Miz to the ring) and together start to beat him down. Then the Miz takes the mic and explains it was all a set up and they are both huge stars and no one like Ciampa deserves to be with them,. Then the beating continues ... until the music of Johnny Gargano hits and he comes down and saves Ciampa and then Adam Pearce books a tag match between Logan Paul & the Miz vs DIY ... RIGHT NOW!

[@whathappenswhenimbored]

I want Lesnar to join the Bloodline instead of fighting Roman. Just finger poke of doom and then Roman and Brock just destroy Theory. Throw Solo Sikoa in there as well, then we could do a Survivor Series match.

[@Thomas-der-Zweite]

Great job as usual. 🙂

[@calvinhouston5015]

I'm now freaking out even more, because now I'm worried that if Austin Theory fails to regain the US tittle and then cashes in and loses it will completely ruin his push. The least they can do is continue with the Theory vs Ziggler feud.

[@sabrecrusher]

Boring Belair and Liv Morgan both lose their matches quickly and never stink up the title scene again with their mediocre presence would be a better pitch. Along with a promise that Sasha Bland will never come back.

[@theSANDMAN366]

Here's a pitch: *"GET THE TITLES OFF ROMAN !!"*

[@sethknaffl6542]

Seth from Nashville here, I fish in the Cumberland river all the time, you can swim in it without concern, so as long as Theory doesn't pull out a straw and drink tons of the water he should be fine.

[@BSO111968]

If you wanna put the puzzle together just go and watch the video with Bray Edge and Christian I think the videos we have been seeing is edge bringing back bray

[@mjohn3126]

26:00 I’d rather see a redebut of Pete Dunne. Removing the butch character come down for a match.

[@jeremylando40]

Here’s my pitch Bianca makes her entrance and after a short amount of time we cut to a laid out Becky in the back and triple h saying you really want it that bad? Go get it! Then Bayleys music hits

[@nicholasholguin9449]

theory cashing on rhodes would start what we call the austin tea party

[@PancakeRAPTURE]

I love the reactions and sounds that are made at certain points in the story. Nothing as UK as that.

[@rossgleeson9534]

jack does not like ross' over the top charcter on camera

[@Gaachama]

My pitch is, Pat beats Corbin clean, which makes Corbin re-think what he has become... He was the US Champion, Mr Money in the Bank and now he has become a joke, someone that nobody fears... I just want the heel lone wolf back lol

[@queenofcawks9514]

I feel like that's the only way to go, I think happy corbin as a character has been pretty much exhausted

[@MartialArtsFilmFreak]

I live in Tennessee. I don’t know how dirty the Cumberland River is in Nashville. But take Bobby about 40 minutes north west and throw him in there. Our part of the river is filthy.

[@daamovieguy]

The WWE has a history of trolling their fans, and wild title changes at Summer Slam are par for the course. Theory and Lashley have a banger of a match, but Lashley wins by count out, when Theory bolts, getting on the mic, and saying he has to stay fresh for his cash-in. Skip to the main event. Lesnar and Roman do an insane spot, possibly near the fake production table (you know the one. You hit the table, and there are sparks everywhere). So either F5 through the exploding table, or a spear. Same result. Double down. Theory's music hits. He cashes in, making this last man standing match a triple threat. And he watches the ref count to 10 on both men. Austin Theory (two names) wins the title....by doing nothing. The crowd hates it, the announce team can't believe it. Austin begins a Ric Flair style reign, of cheating to win, and doing whatever he can to keep his belt. Immediate challenges for Austin? Lashley, Brock, Roman. All beasts. And every match feels like *this* match is the one Austin loses, only to escape with his title again.

[@KSlK]

i'd prefer just to see sasha gone, had enough of her

[@giovannigiovanni.7220]

I'm tired of the 4 horsewomen and Alexa Bliss. I want new people at the top. Bianca is the only new one.