924 - They Ate Us & Humans are Old | Humans are space Orcs | HFY | Terrans

[@Maddog3060]

"You ATE our ancestors?!" "Okay, first off, they weren't sentient then. And secondly, they were DELICIOUS." "Baaa!" [Faints] "Pete, stop freaking out the talking goat." Second story just... all the feels, man. All the feels. Doggos best uplift.

[@AgroSquerril]

for the Doggos

[@briandurio6479]

That Second Story feels like a prequel to one I listen to the other day where Space Cats waged a genocide war against intelligent canines only for humans to come in and put a stop to it at the end.... It was cooler than it sounds

[@SirEnki]

@@briandurio6479 what's the name?

[@briandurio6479]

@@SirEnki I believe it's called "The Dogs of War" I don't remember if I was a number listed to it but it's from like a year ago and I think it's listed as humans are space orks or something like that

[@briandurio6479]

@@SirEnki okay I just looked it up yeah it is in fact called " the dogs of war" and I think it's number is story 895

[@robertbemis9800]

I remember a short story I read as a kid Aliens broke their own laws against first contact to warn humans of an escaped outlawed bioweapon. This weapon was so terrible that it was an extinction level event when ever it made landfall. Maybe if humans mobilize their entire military earth could survive long enough for the aliens to arrive to deal with this horrific creature before it spawned This most feared bioweapon landed on earth and was killed by a house cat shortly after.

[@villager736]

what was it called?

[@ansur1783]

Nice plot twist

[@robertbemis9800]

@@villager736 I’m sorry to say I don’t remember I was in grade school at the time and it was in a school book

[@Calmputer]

There's also the one from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Universe. Arthur Dent said "I seem to be having this tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle", his voice passed through a freak wormhole and was heard by two civilizations in another dimension, the G'Gugvuntts and the VI'Hurgs. To them, in their language, it was the worst insult imaginable... they gathered their fleet and set sail for Earth... However, due to a terrible miscalculation of scale, their entire fleet was eaten by a small dog.

[@got2kittys]

I remember that story. It was also when Humans realised that compared to other aliens , we were enormous, 100's of times larger. Their most feared predator was munched by a kitty.

[@Zakvadr1995]

If we ever manage FTL and find out there’s nothing out there, you damn well better believe we’ll make sure to uplift our own pets and animals!

[@TrueFork]

if there are no catgirl planets we'll sure as hell make them

[@kevinpeters6709]

Human explorer: There… there’s nothing here… Furry scientist: not for long

[@AgroSquerril]

sounds about right

[@Nombre_Nombre_Cuenca]

@@TrueFork don't forget the Foxgirls

[@alonenotlonely1179]

@@Nombre_Nombre_Cuenca Please don't forget the foxgirls.

[@ninekindzo3569]

Ain't gonna lie. That second one made me kinda choke up a bit... For the algorithm! 🖖✌

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@Allantitan]

Damn those space onion ninjas

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm

[@Cadiangrunt99]

the second one yhes... oh god..

[@jackaubrey8614]

Too right mate.. darn space onions

[@kurtismiller9544]

Fainting goats 😆, and good pups 🐕

[@AgroSquerril]

yarp

[@You-ye4xb]

@@AgroSquerril yarp

[@Amongusaurus]

I was expecting the ending for the first one after hearing the alien goats looks It was a great lil story i wanna see how the galactic union would react to that type of news lol

[@EnraEnerato]

Kind of like in "A small galaxy" I guess?

[@NovaGirl8]

i figure there's a lot of fainting

[@josharmstrong8813]

So this is what happens when we leave random farm animals on alien planets I could legitimately see humanity doing this We're basically the forerunners but we sow life across the Galaxy by complete accident

[@frankjones4804]

Next thing you know we'll be building giant rings, fighting giant flesh plants, and leaving our legacy for our children.

[@RyuyaS17135]

Old McTerran had a farm, ee-eye ee-eye oh.

[@thereprehensible435]

Imagine meeting your first aliens... And they're literally just intelligent goats.

[@AgroSquerril]

BaAaAaAah

[@Sanquinity]

The humans in that story didn't meet them "for the first time" though. Humans uplifted other animals long ago. So it's more like revisiting an old science project. ^^;;

[@mstrfool]

Not that hard. Already dealing with one of the great apes that's like that. ;)

[@MrGoesBoom]

First story reminds me of my own personal pet theory ( well I say mine, sure others have had the same thought ) that the reason humanity hasn't been contacted by other, more advanced races yet is because WE are the first advanced race. For whatever reason, as old as the universe is ( bit under 14 billion years old last estimate I poked at ) it's taken that long for conditions to settle for just life to arise, let alone intelligent life. We just got here first and we can't get in touch with anyone else cause we're at the head of the race already. How's that for some HFY? That second story, those feels. Dogs have been with us since well before recorded history, why wouldn't we keep them by our side as we stride forward? Loved it.

[@noppornwongrassamee8941]

We being the first high tech race, maybe even first sapient race, may not be as unlikely as it first appears. 1) Saw a video on the age of the universe. Yes, the universe is 13.5 billion years old, but in terms of the expected lifespan of the universe, the universe as a whole is still in its infantile stage. It you map the universe's lifespan to a single year, then RIGHT NOW is still in the first 12 minutes of that year. 2) Life has been on Earth for 4 billion years. But the first 3 billion was all single celled life and multi-cellular life only appeared 1 billion years ago. Why did that take so long? No one knows, but it sounds like just transitioning to multicellular life is a very low order probability and for all we know, we got lucky on it being early. 3) Even after multicellular life appeared, there were several extinction events before humans appeared and no evidence of earlier tool using species. Dinosaurs lived millions of years before us and showed signs of social behavior, yet didn't build any high tech civilizations. Put that all together, and it sure looks like high tech species like us is an extreme low order probability, maybe low enough that we're the only ones in the visible universe so far.

[@GuukanKitsune]

I always assumed that, because the fastest signals possible STILL can't go faster than light, any alien civilization looking at us, and us them, are actually seeing the planet as it was thousands of years ago. Aliens could be a thousand years ahead of us, but with their planet 18000 ly away we are seeing their world as it was during their caveman days, and from their end likewise. There would be no trace of our mutual existances to observe because we are literally looking into the past. With this being the case, the only way an alien race could become aware of us, and us them, would be if we directly stumbled across each other, and even just the GALAXY being as large as it is the odds of that are ludicrously against. We will assuredly actually meet the residents of a planet long before we're able to detect, from Earth, any signs they exist. Additionally, the further out the spiral arms of the galaxy, the older the stars and planets. Galaxies didn't just pop into existance all in one go. The oldest stars are around the edges and still travelling outwards, while the newest stars are towards the center. Any stars with life-bearing worlds roughly the same distance from the galactic center as Sol probably have existed just as long and developed as long. So us being the only advanced race is at best, nigh-impossible. And any stars with life-bearing worlds closer to the EDGE have been around LONGER, and are likely much more advanced than us. Out on the galactic edge is probably where the crumbling remains of alien supercivilizations are liable to be.

[@ThePheonixSoldier]

the first story remindes me of the Star Trek: TNG episodes where they are racing to find genetic markers that form a map, we're the ones who made the map in this case.

[@darkasura5370]

Ouch the second story has triggered the feeling of awww cute! and sadness it's really sad😭😭 in my brain...

[@AgroSquerril]

these things happen

[@thunderbird4636]

I love the sentient pups, did humans genetically engineer them or caused a neurological catalyst to the dogs? Cause that would be awesome.

[@AgroSquerril]

i think it was a long term thing

[@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus]

If humans become every horror in existence in response to aliens harming humans . . . Then I shutter to think of what humanity would do to aliens who hurt dogs.

[@hainleysimpson1507]

@@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus Most would do nothing it's just an animal. I think people from first world countries use pets as crutches for their failing societies.

[@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus]

@@hainleysimpson1507 fun fact some of the greatest monsters in human history, people who had no real sympathy for their fellow man had a tendency to be animal lovers. You can think what you want but that doesn’t make you right, all you’ve done here is look edgy and bring the positivity down. I like this corner of KZbin and I try to keep my comments here positive and Non-Inflammatory, I’d suggest you try to do so as well and see how much better your over all experience is.

[@Callum_Summer0972]

@@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus Hitler with his German shepherd.

[@xxKillgorxx]

I'm not crying, you're crying!

[@AgroSquerril]

space onions , uplifted by ninjas

[@comradedima9791]

both of us are crying

[@ZanShaddar]

@@AgroSquerril You mean, space ninjas

[@AgroSquerril]

@@ZanShaddar space ninjas cutting space onions

[@shawnadams1460]

Fuqin Onion Ninjas were REAL on that second story...dayum!!!

[@donnellebarfield3964]

How did all the animals managed to evolve? Did human genetic engineer all animals before abandoned earth? I need a part 2

[@AgroSquerril]

They were uplifted by humanity

[@prussiankingdom1693]

Gave them naughty thoughts and kicked out of edin, of course

[@missjayspeechley9213]

Evolution is a natural process. Given enough time most animals could eventually reach our level of development. Although I am talking about massive timescales, like millions of years. which would also explain histories lost to instinct.

[@____________838]

I’m guessing uplifted to a certain degree, then left to their own devices to evolve their own cultures on planets acceptable to them.

[@DashieDe]

@@missjayspeechley9213 dinosaurs literally had millions of years. Evolution just doesn't have a goal of making every animal smart. They just have to fit their environment

[@gary0044187]

Damn, I would hope that if we could ever uplift dogs we could also extend their lifespans.

[@AgroSquerril]

we would probably also extent our own

[@Destroyer_V0]

Unfortunate that in our own studies of extending the lives of the best boys. We would learn how we could do so to ourselves as well... the ratio might not end up changing all that much.

[@yusufalpercetin6067]

@@Destroyer_V0 2.5% is 2.5% its still longer

[@413draco]

K9's The Goodest of Good Boys!

[@AgroSquerril]

they they are

[@got2kittys]

That second story, was wonderful. And I love my doggos that much, also.

[@AgroSquerril]

for the doggos

[@Wolfbroa]

Space goats are adorable lol

[@AgroSquerril]

baAAAaaaAAAh

[@dulizardglasses3170]

Bro I hope they make a second part to the first story because that sounds awesome

[@fleurgymcheurgy9267]

@David Green please do.

[@wildwikedwanderer1208]

*drops to the ground slowly welling up tears* why must you aim for the feels with that second story

[@AgroSquerril]

blame the author , me just readie man

[@micanikko]

I usually listen to these as a kind of bedtime story. But now i gotta cry myself to sleep. ;w;

[@AgroSquerril]

:(

[@boingboingresearcherph.d.2871]

Alien Goats: "We have FTL. And our ships are sleek and fast. We can go fast wherever we want." Humans: "Our ships are big, slow and bulky, so we have to tear the fabric of space and time to go wherever we want." Aliens: " You what!! "

[@AgroSquerril]

lol sounds about right

[@mstrfool]

It's ok. They also invented duct tape to fix it.

[@boingboingresearcherph.d.2871]

@@mstrfool "they plasma lasered our ships in half! That's alot of damage!"

[@mstrfool]

@@boingboingresearcherph.d.2871 some duct tape and walk it off. You'll be fine...

[@Monster_Ink]

For the space doggos!

[@AgroSquerril]

for the doggos

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For Doggos

[@johngamer593]

I love that second story...it's melancholic but still heartwarming

[@penpenguin7926]

The ending of that second story hit harder than expected. I suddenly feel the need to chop some onions.

[@AgroSquerril]

these things happen

[@18videowatcher41]

These were both great, but I especially loved the second one about the sentient dogs that love us so much. 🥰

[@AgroSquerril]

glad you enjoyed

[@MymMars]

I can't help but recognize my fur brothers Milos advancing age. For the doggos!

[@dahandsomeguywithcoolglass8949]

Is just me or this looks like ZOOTOPIA + THUNDERCATS Vibe where (MAYBE) the creature terribly look similar like earth counter part and ..... You get the idea

[@SuperGamefreak18]

I..think it's because both stories ARE sapient versions of those earth animals

[@hunterv9983]

The second story is more Zootopia (than) Thundercats. As far as we know, the Golats(Goats) are four legged.

[@saunshilu]

"ok who let the flurries do all the uplifting..."

[@sonicx059]

This makes two canine xenos stories... The other one I know of is more sad/savage.

[@AgroSquerril]

there are a couple

[@HubiKoshi]

The second story reminds me a slightly similar story. Told from the perspective of a regular dog who narrates how humans seemed eternally young and undying, how in the lifetime of a dog a human barely changed. But his human was old, he gave away his children to his own children for them to live with but he himself would no longer take up another puppy. The dog swore to live out of his remaining years with the human, perhaps witnessing the end of an ancient being like him.

[@KingMarkus222]

Lol space Goats now that’s cute Also pretty sure I’ve heard that second story from you before but hey glad to hear it again cause it’s a great story

[@3PercentNeanderhal]

Old puppers go to heaven

[@AgroSquerril]

that they do

[@Here_is_Waldo]

It wouldn't be heaven otherwise.

[@2br2br32]

Dogs don't go to Heaven...They go to Valhalla.

[@elijahquipse5879]

Yes

[@CitizenValve]

In life, I have found no other companion as loyal as my dogs. They don’t realize it, but I would die for them just as some have died for me.

[@futtynucker5278]

Good stuff! Thanks again, Agro!

[@AgroSquerril]

a pleasure , glad you enjoyed

[@rupertmiller9690]

Dang, I had to give the dog some scritches and hugs after that.

[@bradwolf07]

I laughed at the first story at the end. The second story had me tearing up a bit. Not going to lie

[@crystalroseblue6760]

Second story ,I have tears,I grew up with pet dogs,and as each one passed either from illness or accident or old age I cried for each and every one..the longest lived one was a little poodle 22 human years old his fur turning grey his eyesight poor,his hearing going but still that faithfull spirit to the end, God bless the little darling.Their lives are so short compaired to us humans, our friends ,protecters ,and faithfull companions,for thousands of years they have walked beside us,if only we could find a way to extend their lives ,they deserve more than we have given them so far.

[@xtommoggram9615]

That end hit me hard... I need a beer now.

[@zhaimorenn8273]

Too many damn feels for that second one!

[@contrafax]

For the Aggravated squirrel, for the author and for us the audience!

[@missedlegends5221]

The second one was heartwarming

[@AgroSquerril]

:)

[@johnc5011]

Straight to the feels. Yet again. The skills of Master Narrator.

[@gammer31]

ok these space stories with dogs are really getting to me im tearing up here

[@waldo2543]

That second got me to tear up, probably because my own doggo is about 15 now, her breeds average age is around 9, shes been falling more and more lately and spends more and more time staring at the stairs instead of taking them, shes still very happy and excitable and enjoys playing but I know I probably have a limited time left with her, then again I always knew I had a limited time with her but that thought used to be easy to ignore, so im just trying to enjoy my time with her for as long as possible. 😭Screw you second story.

[@chenlee9835]

“They’re adorable!!!”

[@MyrdinAnnoth]

Space goats... thats adorable! :3 The second was just heartwarming, nothing more to add.

[@MidnightSmoke]

I liked these stories. Here is a like and comment to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve.

[@GundamChief]

Uplifted doggos are best doggos.

[@AgroSquerril]

yarp

[@earnestbrown6524]

All doggos are best doggos.

[@rainbowchaser73]

OMG the doggos!!!

[@AgroSquerril]

yup

[@nealthomson9505]

Okay. I am subbing and sharing with as many as possible. I am impressed with the quality of the stories and i trully hope that there are an infinite amount of more to come of the same if not better quality sci-fi, fantasy and adventure stories. Thank you for your time and effort that you pour into your channel and i hope and pray that all your positive dreams get answered positively TGC Blessings in abundance to you and all those that cross your path;)

[@AgroSquerril]

Thank you , glad you enjoyed

[@theredknight3736]

GOATS!

[@AgroSquerril]

baaaaaah

[@Nomed38]

Fainting goats and good puppers. For some reason I am a bit misty eyed after the 2nd story. For the algorithm!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@greatattackshark2632]

1k likes with no dislikes, my god that’s impressive

[@AgroSquerril]

:) its all the doggo's

[@YippeeKay]

Humans in HFY: completely bagasse Humans irl: haha bread falling funni

[@merlinathrawes746]

Sounds like the critters in the petting zoo got lose and somewhat smarter. And we shall not let our faithful friends go alone into that dark night unloved.

[@timvanrijn8239]

From all animals dogs deserve everything we can leave them. They might not be as smart. But they have build at our civilization since the begining.

[@jairomelgarejoreyes1609]

and cats

[@mstrfool]

Not that smart? When was the last time you saw one of us pick up your poop?

[@rayanderson5797]

Man, in another story humans glassed an alien world when they messed with some of our alien buddies... Can you imagine... the holy hell and righteous vengeance that would unfold... if some upity space empire tried to mess with our canine friends? Can you imagine an entire race turning into John Wick?

[@AgroSquerril]

indeed , Rip and Tear

[@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus]

Humans would systemically wipe out what harmed the dogs in as slow and horrible a way possible till what is left is forced to devolve into the new dogs of the uplifted dog species.

[@theo0fnx158]

I can’t wait for it

[@red_adept]

How amusing that a caprid species would call us the devourers. Goats can eat just about anything, even non-food items, and be fine.

[@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH]

For the Squerril

[@AgroSquerril]

for the algorithm

[@Jason-sm4oc]

For the Agro-rithm

[@wodell586]

I believe it is pronounced D.M.(Dungeon Master) of the Tomb. That probably bugged me more than it should have.

[@RealArcalian]

Greetings Mentlegent! For the rhythym that is algo Story 1: So why did we leave Earth, then? Story 2: Ah yes, I remember this one from elsewhere

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@xaviermantha63]

Thanks for the video.

[@AgroSquerril]

A Pleasure

[@luangu]

The first one has some major Javik vibes.

[@jukkiivi4282]

Uplifting stories about Uplifting. Thanks for the reads!

[@AgroSquerril]

a pleasure

[@yomogami4561]

i enjoyed the stories the second story seems familiar but still touching to any dog owner

[@themightykingrex9514]

Space orks? Where have I heard that from before… oh right! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

Ah, yes. The story of how we will likely treat our friends. We have a bond with dogs that any human can still feel in its totality today, all you need to do is go on vacation in canada with a dog and no one else, and get snowed in in the lodge. The bond that grows then is the same bond that our ancestors made with the lone wolves. The bond of survival and love, the bond of a pack, and the bond of a lifelong friend. Can your cat say the same?

[@VadulTharys]

Without cats we all die, several studies indicate that if all the cats in the world died at once, humans would quickly follow. The same for many other animals we need for a balanced ecosystem. Dogs make good friends and companions, but without cats we all die.

[@arobidy]

Oh is this what we are doing? Just crying today?

[@dominicinnecken-call9486]

I'm not crying, you're crying 😭

[@Marastife]

That second story made.me cry.

[@armedteddybear898]

The feels on that last part are real

[@OGSontar]

I truly belive that we will uplift dogs and cats just as soon as we're able to. They have been such a massive part of our lives since time immemorial. They warded us and our children, protected our harvests from the pests that would ruin it, and so many other things. Dogs taught us about unconditional love, and cats taught us how to ignore others. So, yeah. I think we'll uplift them just as soon as we are able. Probably get the chimps and great apes, and likely many other of our animal friends, as well.

[@Kualinar]

Story 1. So, the aliens are ALL uplifted animals from Earth... And, most used to be livestock... That explains the legends of The Devourers.

[@hollyferay8131]

The second was interesting

[@roberthilberling7668]

How dare you set ninjas upon me cutting all these onions!

[@AgroSquerril]

i have a horde of them at my back and call

[@tankertom3243]

It is only an acronym when it makes a word from the letters. Such as Military Airlift Command is MAC, but FBI is not a word.

[@FedralBI]

For the puppers.

[@AgroSquerril]

for the puppers

[@Jason-sm4oc]

for the Puppers

[@lupenngrimpaw936]

Gah, the 2nd story made me cry. Why couldn't we expand their lifespan if we uplifted them!?!

[@edmondgreen7970]

I remember a story about the last human. It starts off with someone in a desperate search for someone else. Soon it becomes clear that our hero is a dog with human level IQ. He operates a flying craft designed by humans for dogs. Everything he uses is made by humans. That's the problem. We uplifted dogs but didn't change their form. Wasn't really an issue. Until the humans did human things and killed themselves off. Now the dogs had human level smarts but no hands. Everything they knew would slowly decay as they could do nothing but watch and return to a mindless state. Our hero lucks out however. He finds a man. The last human. He's old however, and sickly. The dog does what he can but knows both the human and canines are doomed. On top of all that the old man demands they fly to some jungle in Africa. The dog complies with the strange demand because that's what canines do. They obey, they love. After days of just sitting in a miserable and wet jungle a Gorilla appears out of the bush. The dog growls and moves to protect the last human with his dog mounted laser gun. The old man moves between them. The gorilla simply asks, "Has man returned?"

[@jeremycaufield8605]

Humans uplifting dogs, because of course we would.

[@theonetodefyall238]

keeper going

[@AgroSquerril]

kept going

[@The_Smiurgh]

I love the first one

[@callisto1556]

I live this one

[@shrikesvalley4272]

i loooove these videos ong

[@AgroSquerril]

:)

[@Aolsucs]

Oof, algorithm, bless this video.

[@AgroSquerril]

for the algorithm

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm

[@jeanannd]

For this story though - Humans also has stories and legends of Devourers. Creatures that ate humans. Every intelligent species probably had predators at one time that they now tell stories of. Though why humans would leave the Earth and then other creatures follow as they grew to sentience is interesting. The second story - Humans former pets, in this case dogs attaining sentience but still having love for humans. One wonders if cats having also attained sentience, may have legends of creatures like humans that once they lived with and loved, as well as being loved by.

[@grogvaughan5649]

This Is The Way.

[@Allantitan]

*searches for the onion ninjas* FOR THE ALGORITHM!!!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@ericcaissie9137]

Rise of the Planet of the Doggos

[@StephenCampbell-yy2xc]

To dog humans are elves, powerful and very long living

[@vileleche6082]

SciFi goats :D

[@BlueFlameFoxX]

My heart 😭

[@mstrfool]

Ah crap. Got something in my eye around that last one. Really just som.. Ah crap..

[@AgroSquerril]

yea , it happens... from the screen or something

[@kirkjones9639]

Fur the Algorerithm!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the Algorithm

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the Algorithm

[@robertlipka9541]

The problem with this story is that humans did not engineer longer lifespans for dogs. There is no reason why with genetic engineering dogs could not live a lot longer.

[@noneedtoknow07]

I'm new to this channel so not sure if you did it already but there's a short story out there not from reddit. So humans poke around their area of the galaxy to find that every sentient species is extinct, or primitive and violent they then decide to make a giant ship to go and colonize parts unknown, well immediately upon meeting a new species they end up in front of their defense line, that new species takes them as a threat. Due in part to their ship being so large and bit threatening in design. Didn't help that their communication equipment weren't exactly compatible so any transmission came off as distorted and menacing. The human ship retreats not having defense weapons but accidentally collides with and destroys one of the alien ships. After a few more encounters they finally properly communicate with aliens and the galactic community and discover that the entire galaxy considers their section of the galaxy a cursed area where any species that evolves there ends up being insane and incredibly violent due to an unknown phenomenon. Earth happens to be on the edge of this zone of influence. So that is why the aliens panicked among first contact, and why the humans aren't as violent as everyone thinks, also thanks to an evolutionary quirk un humanity. The humans however decide to play their part and use voice modulating masks and their negative reputation to their advantage to gain political leverage. The narrator (a human) upon realizing that humanity as a whole have been essentially been pulling a massive prank on the rest of the galaxy lends some thought that they as a species may actually be insane.

[@AgroSquerril]

dont think i have done that one , would need author approval before i did it

[@noneedtoknow07]

@@AgroSquerril It's called veil of madness from 4chan

[@silvonias3985]

I know that exact story. I found it randomly on youtube long ago and enjoyed it dearly. It's called "Mankind." Here's a link for ya if you want a shortcut to the video. Surprisingly, it was a Creepy Pasta video. kzbin.info/www/bejne/kKSbnKmfrNyXlbs

[@silvonias3985]

I just found a second version with a more fitting voice and ambience. kzbin.info/www/bejne/rGLIkIZ4jLyVp6M

[@amberpelton5679]

For the algorithm!!

[@tristanquintus5804]

This is awkward... I sacrificed a goat for the algorithm...

[@AgroSquerril]

i agree.... that is awkward