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Agro Squirrel Narrates

Agro Squirrel Narrates

Күн бұрын

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@Maddog3060
@Maddog3060 3 жыл бұрын
"You ATE our ancestors?!" "Okay, first off, they weren't sentient then. And secondly, they were DELICIOUS." "Baaa!" [Faints] "Pete, stop freaking out the talking goat." Second story just... all the feels, man. All the feels. Doggos best uplift.
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
for the Doggos
@briandurio6479
@briandurio6479 2 жыл бұрын
That Second Story feels like a prequel to one I listen to the other day where Space Cats waged a genocide war against intelligent canines only for humans to come in and put a stop to it at the end.... It was cooler than it sounds
@SirEnki
@SirEnki 2 жыл бұрын
@@briandurio6479 what's the name?
@briandurio6479
@briandurio6479 2 жыл бұрын
@@SirEnki I believe it's called "The Dogs of War" I don't remember if I was a number listed to it but it's from like a year ago and I think it's listed as humans are space orks or something like that
@briandurio6479
@briandurio6479 2 жыл бұрын
@@SirEnki okay I just looked it up yeah it is in fact called " the dogs of war" and I think it's number is story 895
@robertbemis9800
@robertbemis9800 3 жыл бұрын
I remember a short story I read as a kid Aliens broke their own laws against first contact to warn humans of an escaped outlawed bioweapon. This weapon was so terrible that it was an extinction level event when ever it made landfall. Maybe if humans mobilize their entire military earth could survive long enough for the aliens to arrive to deal with this horrific creature before it spawned This most feared bioweapon landed on earth and was killed by a house cat shortly after.
@villager736
@villager736 3 жыл бұрын
what was it called?
@ansur1783
@ansur1783 3 жыл бұрын
Nice plot twist
@robertbemis9800
@robertbemis9800 3 жыл бұрын
@@villager736 I’m sorry to say I don’t remember I was in grade school at the time and it was in a school book
@Calmputer
@Calmputer 3 жыл бұрын
There's also the one from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Universe. Arthur Dent said "I seem to be having this tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle", his voice passed through a freak wormhole and was heard by two civilizations in another dimension, the G'Gugvuntts and the VI'Hurgs. To them, in their language, it was the worst insult imaginable... they gathered their fleet and set sail for Earth... However, due to a terrible miscalculation of scale, their entire fleet was eaten by a small dog.
@got2kittys
@got2kittys 3 жыл бұрын
I remember that story. It was also when Humans realised that compared to other aliens , we were enormous, 100's of times larger. Their most feared predator was munched by a kitty.
@Zakvadr1995
@Zakvadr1995 3 жыл бұрын
If we ever manage FTL and find out there’s nothing out there, you damn well better believe we’ll make sure to uplift our own pets and animals!
@TrueFork
@TrueFork 3 жыл бұрын
if there are no catgirl planets we'll sure as hell make them
@kevinpeters6709
@kevinpeters6709 3 жыл бұрын
Human explorer: There… there’s nothing here… Furry scientist: not for long
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
sounds about right
@Nombre_Nombre_Cuenca
@Nombre_Nombre_Cuenca 3 жыл бұрын
@@TrueFork don't forget the Foxgirls
@alonenotlonely1179
@alonenotlonely1179 3 жыл бұрын
@@Nombre_Nombre_Cuenca Please don't forget the foxgirls.
@ninekindzo3569
@ninekindzo3569 3 жыл бұрын
Ain't gonna lie. That second one made me kinda choke up a bit... For the algorithm! 🖖✌
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@Allantitan
@Allantitan 3 жыл бұрын
Damn those space onion ninjas
@reasonablehiccups4792
@reasonablehiccups4792 3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@Cadiangrunt99
@Cadiangrunt99 3 жыл бұрын
the second one yhes... oh god..
@jackaubrey8614
@jackaubrey8614 3 жыл бұрын
Too right mate.. darn space onions
@kurtismiller9544
@kurtismiller9544 3 жыл бұрын
Fainting goats 😆, and good pups 🐕
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
yarp
@You-ye4xb
@You-ye4xb 2 жыл бұрын
@@AgroSquerril yarp
@josharmstrong8813
@josharmstrong8813 3 жыл бұрын
So this is what happens when we leave random farm animals on alien planets I could legitimately see humanity doing this We're basically the forerunners but we sow life across the Galaxy by complete accident
@frankjones4804
@frankjones4804 2 жыл бұрын
Next thing you know we'll be building giant rings, fighting giant flesh plants, and leaving our legacy for our children.
@RyuyaS17135
@RyuyaS17135 2 жыл бұрын
Old McTerran had a farm, ee-eye ee-eye oh.
@MrGoesBoom
@MrGoesBoom 3 жыл бұрын
First story reminds me of my own personal pet theory ( well I say mine, sure others have had the same thought ) that the reason humanity hasn't been contacted by other, more advanced races yet is because WE are the first advanced race. For whatever reason, as old as the universe is ( bit under 14 billion years old last estimate I poked at ) it's taken that long for conditions to settle for just life to arise, let alone intelligent life. We just got here first and we can't get in touch with anyone else cause we're at the head of the race already. How's that for some HFY? That second story, those feels. Dogs have been with us since well before recorded history, why wouldn't we keep them by our side as we stride forward? Loved it.
@noppornwongrassamee8941
@noppornwongrassamee8941 2 жыл бұрын
We being the first high tech race, maybe even first sapient race, may not be as unlikely as it first appears. 1) Saw a video on the age of the universe. Yes, the universe is 13.5 billion years old, but in terms of the expected lifespan of the universe, the universe as a whole is still in its infantile stage. It you map the universe's lifespan to a single year, then RIGHT NOW is still in the first 12 minutes of that year. 2) Life has been on Earth for 4 billion years. But the first 3 billion was all single celled life and multi-cellular life only appeared 1 billion years ago. Why did that take so long? No one knows, but it sounds like just transitioning to multicellular life is a very low order probability and for all we know, we got lucky on it being early. 3) Even after multicellular life appeared, there were several extinction events before humans appeared and no evidence of earlier tool using species. Dinosaurs lived millions of years before us and showed signs of social behavior, yet didn't build any high tech civilizations. Put that all together, and it sure looks like high tech species like us is an extreme low order probability, maybe low enough that we're the only ones in the visible universe so far.
@GuukanKitsune
@GuukanKitsune 2 жыл бұрын
I always assumed that, because the fastest signals possible STILL can't go faster than light, any alien civilization looking at us, and us them, are actually seeing the planet as it was thousands of years ago. Aliens could be a thousand years ahead of us, but with their planet 18000 ly away we are seeing their world as it was during their caveman days, and from their end likewise. There would be no trace of our mutual existances to observe because we are literally looking into the past. With this being the case, the only way an alien race could become aware of us, and us them, would be if we directly stumbled across each other, and even just the GALAXY being as large as it is the odds of that are ludicrously against. We will assuredly actually meet the residents of a planet long before we're able to detect, from Earth, any signs they exist. Additionally, the further out the spiral arms of the galaxy, the older the stars and planets. Galaxies didn't just pop into existance all in one go. The oldest stars are around the edges and still travelling outwards, while the newest stars are towards the center. Any stars with life-bearing worlds roughly the same distance from the galactic center as Sol probably have existed just as long and developed as long. So us being the only advanced race is at best, nigh-impossible. And any stars with life-bearing worlds closer to the EDGE have been around LONGER, and are likely much more advanced than us. Out on the galactic edge is probably where the crumbling remains of alien supercivilizations are liable to be.
@ThePheonixSoldier
@ThePheonixSoldier 2 жыл бұрын
the first story remindes me of the Star Trek: TNG episodes where they are racing to find genetic markers that form a map, we're the ones who made the map in this case.
@Amongusaurus
@Amongusaurus 3 жыл бұрын
I was expecting the ending for the first one after hearing the alien goats looks It was a great lil story i wanna see how the galactic union would react to that type of news lol
@EnraEnerato
@EnraEnerato 3 жыл бұрын
Kind of like in "A small galaxy" I guess?
@NovaGirl8
@NovaGirl8 3 жыл бұрын
i figure there's a lot of fainting
@darkasura5370
@darkasura5370 3 жыл бұрын
Ouch the second story has triggered the feeling of awww cute! and sadness it's really sad😭😭 in my brain...
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
these things happen
@thereprehensible435
@thereprehensible435 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine meeting your first aliens... And they're literally just intelligent goats.
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
BaAaAaAah
@Sanquinity
@Sanquinity 3 жыл бұрын
The humans in that story didn't meet them "for the first time" though. Humans uplifted other animals long ago. So it's more like revisiting an old science project. ^^;;
@mstrfool
@mstrfool 3 жыл бұрын
Not that hard. Already dealing with one of the great apes that's like that. ;)
@thunderbird4636
@thunderbird4636 3 жыл бұрын
I love the sentient pups, did humans genetically engineer them or caused a neurological catalyst to the dogs? Cause that would be awesome.
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
i think it was a long term thing
@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus 2 жыл бұрын
If humans become every horror in existence in response to aliens harming humans . . . Then I shutter to think of what humanity would do to aliens who hurt dogs.
@hainleysimpson1507
@hainleysimpson1507 2 жыл бұрын
@@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus Most would do nothing it's just an animal. I think people from first world countries use pets as crutches for their failing societies.
@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus 2 жыл бұрын
@@hainleysimpson1507 fun fact some of the greatest monsters in human history, people who had no real sympathy for their fellow man had a tendency to be animal lovers. You can think what you want but that doesn’t make you right, all you’ve done here is look edgy and bring the positivity down. I like this corner of KZbin and I try to keep my comments here positive and Non-Inflammatory, I’d suggest you try to do so as well and see how much better your over all experience is.
@Callum_Summer0972
@Callum_Summer0972 2 жыл бұрын
@@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus Hitler with his German shepherd.
@xxKillgorxx
@xxKillgorxx 3 жыл бұрын
I'm not crying, you're crying!
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
space onions , uplifted by ninjas
@comradedima9791
@comradedima9791 3 жыл бұрын
both of us are crying
@ZanShaddar
@ZanShaddar 3 жыл бұрын
@@AgroSquerril You mean, space ninjas
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
@@ZanShaddar space ninjas cutting space onions
@shawnadams1460
@shawnadams1460 3 жыл бұрын
Fuqin Onion Ninjas were REAL on that second story...dayum!!!
@donnellebarfield3964
@donnellebarfield3964 3 жыл бұрын
How did all the animals managed to evolve? Did human genetic engineer all animals before abandoned earth? I need a part 2
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
They were uplifted by humanity
@prussiankingdom1693
@prussiankingdom1693 3 жыл бұрын
Gave them naughty thoughts and kicked out of edin, of course
@missjayspeechley9213
@missjayspeechley9213 3 жыл бұрын
Evolution is a natural process. Given enough time most animals could eventually reach our level of development. Although I am talking about massive timescales, like millions of years. which would also explain histories lost to instinct.
@____________838
@____________838 3 жыл бұрын
I’m guessing uplifted to a certain degree, then left to their own devices to evolve their own cultures on planets acceptable to them.
@DashieDe
@DashieDe 2 жыл бұрын
@@missjayspeechley9213 dinosaurs literally had millions of years. Evolution just doesn't have a goal of making every animal smart. They just have to fit their environment
@got2kittys
@got2kittys 3 жыл бұрын
That second story, was wonderful. And I love my doggos that much, also.
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
for the doggos
@gary0044187
@gary0044187 3 жыл бұрын
Damn, I would hope that if we could ever uplift dogs we could also extend their lifespans.
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
we would probably also extent our own
@Destroyer_V0
@Destroyer_V0 3 жыл бұрын
Unfortunate that in our own studies of extending the lives of the best boys. We would learn how we could do so to ourselves as well... the ratio might not end up changing all that much.
@yusufalpercetin6067
@yusufalpercetin6067 2 жыл бұрын
@@Destroyer_V0 2.5% is 2.5% its still longer
@413draco
@413draco 3 жыл бұрын
K9's The Goodest of Good Boys!
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
they they are
@wildwikedwanderer1208
@wildwikedwanderer1208 3 жыл бұрын
*drops to the ground slowly welling up tears* why must you aim for the feels with that second story
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
blame the author , me just readie man
@dulizardglasses3170
@dulizardglasses3170 3 жыл бұрын
Bro I hope they make a second part to the first story because that sounds awesome
@fleurgymcheurgy9267
@fleurgymcheurgy9267 3 жыл бұрын
@David Green please do.
@johngamer593
@johngamer593 3 жыл бұрын
I love that second story...it's melancholic but still heartwarming
@boingboingresearcherph.d.2871
@boingboingresearcherph.d.2871 3 жыл бұрын
Alien Goats: "We have FTL. And our ships are sleek and fast. We can go fast wherever we want." Humans: "Our ships are big, slow and bulky, so we have to tear the fabric of space and time to go wherever we want." Aliens: " You what!! "
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
lol sounds about right
@mstrfool
@mstrfool 3 жыл бұрын
It's ok. They also invented duct tape to fix it.
@boingboingresearcherph.d.2871
@boingboingresearcherph.d.2871 3 жыл бұрын
@@mstrfool "they plasma lasered our ships in half! That's alot of damage!"
@mstrfool
@mstrfool 3 жыл бұрын
@@boingboingresearcherph.d.2871 some duct tape and walk it off. You'll be fine...
@micanikko
@micanikko 3 жыл бұрын
I usually listen to these as a kind of bedtime story. But now i gotta cry myself to sleep. ;w;
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
:(
@penpenguin7926
@penpenguin7926 3 жыл бұрын
The ending of that second story hit harder than expected. I suddenly feel the need to chop some onions.
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
these things happen
@Wolfbroa
@Wolfbroa 3 жыл бұрын
Space goats are adorable lol
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
baAAAaaaAAAh
@Monster_Ink
@Monster_Ink 3 жыл бұрын
For the space doggos!
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
for the doggos
@reasonablehiccups4792
@reasonablehiccups4792 3 жыл бұрын
For Doggos
@MymMars
@MymMars 2 жыл бұрын
I can't help but recognize my fur brothers Milos advancing age. For the doggos!
@HubiKoshi
@HubiKoshi 2 жыл бұрын
The second story reminds me a slightly similar story. Told from the perspective of a regular dog who narrates how humans seemed eternally young and undying, how in the lifetime of a dog a human barely changed. But his human was old, he gave away his children to his own children for them to live with but he himself would no longer take up another puppy. The dog swore to live out of his remaining years with the human, perhaps witnessing the end of an ancient being like him.
@sonicx059
@sonicx059 3 жыл бұрын
This makes two canine xenos stories... The other one I know of is more sad/savage.
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
there are a couple
@dahandsomeguywithcoolglass8949
@dahandsomeguywithcoolglass8949 3 жыл бұрын
Is just me or this looks like ZOOTOPIA + THUNDERCATS Vibe where (MAYBE) the creature terribly look similar like earth counter part and ..... You get the idea
@SuperGamefreak18
@SuperGamefreak18 3 жыл бұрын
I..think it's because both stories ARE sapient versions of those earth animals
@hunterv9983
@hunterv9983 3 жыл бұрын
The second story is more Zootopia (than) Thundercats. As far as we know, the Golats(Goats) are four legged.
@saunshilu
@saunshilu 7 ай бұрын
"ok who let the flurries do all the uplifting..."
@CitizenValve
@CitizenValve 2 жыл бұрын
In life, I have found no other companion as loyal as my dogs. They don’t realize it, but I would die for them just as some have died for me.
@18videowatcher41
@18videowatcher41 3 жыл бұрын
These were both great, but I especially loved the second one about the sentient dogs that love us so much. 🥰
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
glad you enjoyed
@KingMarkus222
@KingMarkus222 3 жыл бұрын
Lol space Goats now that’s cute Also pretty sure I’ve heard that second story from you before but hey glad to hear it again cause it’s a great story
@chenlee9835
@chenlee9835 2 жыл бұрын
“They’re adorable!!!”
@rupertmiller9690
@rupertmiller9690 3 жыл бұрын
Dang, I had to give the dog some scritches and hugs after that.
@MyrdinAnnoth
@MyrdinAnnoth 2 жыл бұрын
Space goats... thats adorable! :3 The second was just heartwarming, nothing more to add.
@futtynucker5278
@futtynucker5278 3 жыл бұрын
Good stuff! Thanks again, Agro!
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
a pleasure , glad you enjoyed
@YippeeKay
@YippeeKay 2 жыл бұрын
Humans in HFY: completely bagasse Humans irl: haha bread falling funni
@bradwolf07
@bradwolf07 Жыл бұрын
I laughed at the first story at the end. The second story had me tearing up a bit. Not going to lie
@crystalroseblue6760
@crystalroseblue6760 3 жыл бұрын
Second story ,I have tears,I grew up with pet dogs,and as each one passed either from illness or accident or old age I cried for each and every one..the longest lived one was a little poodle 22 human years old his fur turning grey his eyesight poor,his hearing going but still that faithfull spirit to the end, God bless the little darling.Their lives are so short compaired to us humans, our friends ,protecters ,and faithfull companions,for thousands of years they have walked beside us,if only we could find a way to extend their lives ,they deserve more than we have given them so far.
@lupenngrimpaw936
@lupenngrimpaw936 3 жыл бұрын
Gah, the 2nd story made me cry. Why couldn't we expand their lifespan if we uplifted them!?!
@zhaimorenn8273
@zhaimorenn8273 3 жыл бұрын
Too many damn feels for that second one!
@waldo2543
@waldo2543 Жыл бұрын
That second got me to tear up, probably because my own doggo is about 15 now, her breeds average age is around 9, shes been falling more and more lately and spends more and more time staring at the stairs instead of taking them, shes still very happy and excitable and enjoys playing but I know I probably have a limited time left with her, then again I always knew I had a limited time with her but that thought used to be easy to ignore, so im just trying to enjoy my time with her for as long as possible. 😭Screw you second story.
@contrafax
@contrafax 7 ай бұрын
For the Aggravated squirrel, for the author and for us the audience!
@missedlegends5221
@missedlegends5221 3 жыл бұрын
The second one was heartwarming
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
:)
@red_adept
@red_adept 3 жыл бұрын
How amusing that a caprid species would call us the devourers. Goats can eat just about anything, even non-food items, and be fine.
@gammer31
@gammer31 6 ай бұрын
ok these space stories with dogs are really getting to me im tearing up here
@xtommoggram9615
@xtommoggram9615 3 жыл бұрын
That end hit me hard... I need a beer now.
@johnc5011
@johnc5011 Жыл бұрын
Straight to the feels. Yet again. The skills of Master Narrator.
@3PercentNeanderthal
@3PercentNeanderthal 3 жыл бұрын
Old puppers go to heaven
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
that they do
@Here_is_Waldo
@Here_is_Waldo 3 жыл бұрын
It wouldn't be heaven otherwise.
@RealArcalian
@RealArcalian 3 жыл бұрын
Greetings Mentlegent! For the rhythym that is algo Story 1: So why did we leave Earth, then? Story 2: Ah yes, I remember this one from elsewhere
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@Nomed38
@Nomed38 3 жыл бұрын
Fainting goats and good puppers. For some reason I am a bit misty eyed after the 2nd story. For the algorithm!
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@brianhughes2136
@brianhughes2136 2 ай бұрын
The second story puts me in mind of Christopher Simak's work.
@GundamChief
@GundamChief 3 жыл бұрын
Uplifted doggos are best doggos.
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
yarp
@earnestbrown6524
@earnestbrown6524 2 жыл бұрын
All doggos are best doggos.
@MidnightSmoke
@MidnightSmoke Жыл бұрын
I liked these stories. Here is a like and comment to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve.
@merlinathrawes746
@merlinathrawes746 Жыл бұрын
Sounds like the critters in the petting zoo got lose and somewhat smarter. And we shall not let our faithful friends go alone into that dark night unloved.
@DashieDe
@DashieDe 2 жыл бұрын
First story is the best of humans are space orcs for me
@OGSontar
@OGSontar 11 ай бұрын
I truly belive that we will uplift dogs and cats just as soon as we're able to. They have been such a massive part of our lives since time immemorial. They warded us and our children, protected our harvests from the pests that would ruin it, and so many other things. Dogs taught us about unconditional love, and cats taught us how to ignore others. So, yeah. I think we'll uplift them just as soon as we are able. Probably get the chimps and great apes, and likely many other of our animal friends, as well.
@2br2br32
@2br2br32 3 жыл бұрын
Dogs don't go to Heaven...They go to Valhalla.
@Eeliphant1
@Eeliphant1 6 ай бұрын
Yes
@rainbowchaser73
@rainbowchaser73 3 жыл бұрын
OMG the doggos!!!
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
yup
@jukkiivi4282
@jukkiivi4282 3 жыл бұрын
Uplifting stories about Uplifting. Thanks for the reads!
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
a pleasure
@Warrior-Of-Virtue
@Warrior-Of-Virtue 3 жыл бұрын
Friendship Day is next month. I think The Venusian Colonist would be the perfect story to read for it.
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
i will check it out
@Marastife
@Marastife 3 жыл бұрын
That second story made.me cry.
@theredknight3736
@theredknight3736 3 жыл бұрын
GOATS!
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
baaaaaah
@armedteddybear898
@armedteddybear898 3 жыл бұрын
The feels on that last part are real
@timvanrijn8239
@timvanrijn8239 3 жыл бұрын
From all animals dogs deserve everything we can leave them. They might not be as smart. But they have build at our civilization since the begining.
@jairomelgarejoreyes1609
@jairomelgarejoreyes1609 3 жыл бұрын
and cats
@mstrfool
@mstrfool 3 жыл бұрын
Not that smart? When was the last time you saw one of us pick up your poop?
@theo0fnx158
@theo0fnx158 3 жыл бұрын
I can’t wait for it
@greatattackshark2632
@greatattackshark2632 3 жыл бұрын
1k likes with no dislikes, my god that’s impressive
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
:) its all the doggo's
@yomogami4561
@yomogami4561 2 жыл бұрын
i enjoyed the stories the second story seems familiar but still touching to any dog owner
@Kualinar
@Kualinar 9 ай бұрын
Story 1. So, the aliens are ALL uplifted animals from Earth... And, most used to be livestock... That explains the legends of The Devourers.
@xaviermantha63
@xaviermantha63 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the video.
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
A Pleasure
@edmondgreen7970
@edmondgreen7970 11 ай бұрын
I remember a story about the last human. It starts off with someone in a desperate search for someone else. Soon it becomes clear that our hero is a dog with human level IQ. He operates a flying craft designed by humans for dogs. Everything he uses is made by humans. That's the problem. We uplifted dogs but didn't change their form. Wasn't really an issue. Until the humans did human things and killed themselves off. Now the dogs had human level smarts but no hands. Everything they knew would slowly decay as they could do nothing but watch and return to a mindless state. Our hero lucks out however. He finds a man. The last human. He's old however, and sickly. The dog does what he can but knows both the human and canines are doomed. On top of all that the old man demands they fly to some jungle in Africa. The dog complies with the strange demand because that's what canines do. They obey, they love. After days of just sitting in a miserable and wet jungle a Gorilla appears out of the bush. The dog growls and moves to protect the last human with his dog mounted laser gun. The old man moves between them. The gorilla simply asks, "Has man returned?"
@wodell586
@wodell586 3 жыл бұрын
I believe it is pronounced D.M.(Dungeon Master) of the Tomb. That probably bugged me more than it should have.
@nealthomson9505
@nealthomson9505 3 жыл бұрын
Okay. I am subbing and sharing with as many as possible. I am impressed with the quality of the stories and i trully hope that there are an infinite amount of more to come of the same if not better quality sci-fi, fantasy and adventure stories. Thank you for your time and effort that you pour into your channel and i hope and pray that all your positive dreams get answered positively TGC Blessings in abundance to you and all those that cross your path;)
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you , glad you enjoyed
@dominicinnecken-call9486
@dominicinnecken-call9486 3 жыл бұрын
I'm not crying, you're crying 😭
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 3 жыл бұрын
Ah, yes. The story of how we will likely treat our friends. We have a bond with dogs that any human can still feel in its totality today, all you need to do is go on vacation in canada with a dog and no one else, and get snowed in in the lodge. The bond that grows then is the same bond that our ancestors made with the lone wolves. The bond of survival and love, the bond of a pack, and the bond of a lifelong friend. Can your cat say the same?
@VadulTharys
@VadulTharys 3 жыл бұрын
Without cats we all die, several studies indicate that if all the cats in the world died at once, humans would quickly follow. The same for many other animals we need for a balanced ecosystem. Dogs make good friends and companions, but without cats we all die.
@tankertom3243
@tankertom3243 Жыл бұрын
It is only an acronym when it makes a word from the letters. Such as Military Airlift Command is MAC, but FBI is not a word.
@luangu
@luangu Жыл бұрын
The first one has some major Javik vibes.
@themightykingrex9514
@themightykingrex9514 Жыл бұрын
Space orks? Where have I heard that from before… oh right! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!
@roberthilberling7668
@roberthilberling7668 3 жыл бұрын
How dare you set ninjas upon me cutting all these onions!
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
i have a horde of them at my back and call
@FedralBI
@FedralBI 3 жыл бұрын
For the puppers.
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
for the puppers
@Jason-sm4oc
@Jason-sm4oc 3 жыл бұрын
for the Puppers
@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH
@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH 3 жыл бұрын
For the Squerril
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
for the algorithm
@Jason-sm4oc
@Jason-sm4oc 3 жыл бұрын
For the Agro-rithm
@jeanannd
@jeanannd Жыл бұрын
For this story though - Humans also has stories and legends of Devourers. Creatures that ate humans. Every intelligent species probably had predators at one time that they now tell stories of. Though why humans would leave the Earth and then other creatures follow as they grew to sentience is interesting. The second story - Humans former pets, in this case dogs attaining sentience but still having love for humans. One wonders if cats having also attained sentience, may have legends of creatures like humans that once they lived with and loved, as well as being loved by.
@noneedtoknow07
@noneedtoknow07 3 жыл бұрын
I'm new to this channel so not sure if you did it already but there's a short story out there not from reddit. So humans poke around their area of the galaxy to find that every sentient species is extinct, or primitive and violent they then decide to make a giant ship to go and colonize parts unknown, well immediately upon meeting a new species they end up in front of their defense line, that new species takes them as a threat. Due in part to their ship being so large and bit threatening in design. Didn't help that their communication equipment weren't exactly compatible so any transmission came off as distorted and menacing. The human ship retreats not having defense weapons but accidentally collides with and destroys one of the alien ships. After a few more encounters they finally properly communicate with aliens and the galactic community and discover that the entire galaxy considers their section of the galaxy a cursed area where any species that evolves there ends up being insane and incredibly violent due to an unknown phenomenon. Earth happens to be on the edge of this zone of influence. So that is why the aliens panicked among first contact, and why the humans aren't as violent as everyone thinks, also thanks to an evolutionary quirk un humanity. The humans however decide to play their part and use voice modulating masks and their negative reputation to their advantage to gain political leverage. The narrator (a human) upon realizing that humanity as a whole have been essentially been pulling a massive prank on the rest of the galaxy lends some thought that they as a species may actually be insane.
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
dont think i have done that one , would need author approval before i did it
@noneedtoknow07
@noneedtoknow07 3 жыл бұрын
@@AgroSquerril It's called veil of madness from 4chan
@silvonias3985
@silvonias3985 3 жыл бұрын
I know that exact story. I found it randomly on youtube long ago and enjoyed it dearly. It's called "Mankind." Here's a link for ya if you want a shortcut to the video. Surprisingly, it was a Creepy Pasta video. kzbin.info/www/bejne/kKSbnKmfrNyXlbs
@silvonias3985
@silvonias3985 3 жыл бұрын
I just found a second version with a more fitting voice and ambience. kzbin.info/www/bejne/rGLIkIZ4jLyVp6M
@arobidy
@arobidy 3 жыл бұрын
Oh is this what we are doing? Just crying today?
@jeremycaufield8605
@jeremycaufield8605 Жыл бұрын
Humans uplifting dogs, because of course we would.
@hollyferay8131
@hollyferay8131 3 жыл бұрын
The second was interesting
@The_Smiurgh
@The_Smiurgh 3 жыл бұрын
I love the first one
@rayanderson5797
@rayanderson5797 3 жыл бұрын
Man, in another story humans glassed an alien world when they messed with some of our alien buddies... Can you imagine... the holy hell and righteous vengeance that would unfold... if some upity space empire tried to mess with our canine friends? Can you imagine an entire race turning into John Wick?
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
indeed , Rip and Tear
@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus 2 жыл бұрын
Humans would systemically wipe out what harmed the dogs in as slow and horrible a way possible till what is left is forced to devolve into the new dogs of the uplifted dog species.
@callisto1556
@callisto1556 3 жыл бұрын
I live this one
@spacewolfblackmane19
@spacewolfblackmane19 2 жыл бұрын
The first one was funny, though personally I say they make better cheese than meat. The second was just depressing.
@theonetodefyall238
@theonetodefyall238 3 жыл бұрын
keeper going
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
kept going
@car0lm1k3
@car0lm1k3 3 жыл бұрын
Blood for the blood God. Skulls for the skull throne
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
and views for the algorithm
@car0lm1k3
@car0lm1k3 3 жыл бұрын
@@AgroSquerril correct. The tribute must be paid
@shrikesvalley4272
@shrikesvalley4272 2 жыл бұрын
i loooove these videos ong
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын
:)
@robertlipka9541
@robertlipka9541 Жыл бұрын
The problem with this story is that humans did not engineer longer lifespans for dogs. There is no reason why with genetic engineering dogs could not live a lot longer.
@hollyferay8131
@hollyferay8131 3 жыл бұрын
The first one is hilarious.
@BlueFlameFoxX
@BlueFlameFoxX 3 жыл бұрын
My heart 😭
@grogvaughan5649
@grogvaughan5649 Жыл бұрын
This Is The Way.
@StephenCampbell-yy2xc
@StephenCampbell-yy2xc 3 ай бұрын
To dog humans are elves, powerful and very long living
@Aolsucs
@Aolsucs 3 жыл бұрын
Oof, algorithm, bless this video.
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
for the algorithm
@reasonablehiccups4792
@reasonablehiccups4792 3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@ericcaissie9137
@ericcaissie9137 2 жыл бұрын
Rise of the Planet of the Doggos
@kirkjones9639
@kirkjones9639 3 жыл бұрын
Fur the Algorerithm!
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm
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