Minecraft BOAT physics SUCK

[@_gerg]

My Boat Hockey schematic is available for download in my discord: discord.com/invite/gergville-1096583751884087347

[@Animator2023]

Nice

[@octibros5513]

I commented before u 😂

[@frostybearsadventure7700]

You will pay gerg

[@Sculkyshorts]

The Minecraft movie is looking great!

[@БогданЦарёв-щ4м]

Now make a grass hockey version.

[@DashPum4]

10:33 i will not be pissing off gerg anytime soon after this

[@ozzy_anamations17]

uh oh, first reply to a dashpum4 comment i need to be clever

[@Supermito115]

if it was a watermelon would it be different right

[@Glixd]

If you won't, Mojang will

[@Animator2023]

Normal Gerg behavior

[@turtleinminecraft-t2o]

12:15 💀💀

[@jacob.thaxton]

You should call it AIR HOCKEY because you use WIND CHARGES

[@ozzy_anamations17]

very clever

[@SuperSoul-is3my]

Wind Hockey Sounds better to me.

[@snowball2280]

And is also what the thing it’s mimicking is called lol (in Canada at least)

[@leowu-u5l]

ha

[@Sushi_Exotique]

isn't that already the name of the table game

[@jsproductions8569]

Go back to being angry PLEASE "Happy" gerg was slightly terrifying

[@GamesPlatform.]

* POINTS A GUN AT YOU * "slightly terrifying"

[@KayraSineli]

@GamesPlatform he is right when gerg try to be happy he is terrifying

[@BucketCertified]

2:33 gerg trying to be positive all the time is literally breaking the fabric of reality

[@A_OBC]

There is ONE man. Who has all the amger in the world, and if he's happy, hell breaks loose.

[@yamicats]

IS THQT HIM HES HOT

[@black_hole2225]

why am i not surprised that gerg has a flintlock

[@0.0.0.04]

I would be surprised if he has a modern firearm in hand

[@Pickup_LilBro]

british shenanigans

[@black_hole2225]

@@0.0.0.04 fr. a modern gun makes less sense than a flintlock tbh XD

[@goob12309]

He's has it on stand by since the Revolutionary War 😭

[@TheSoulEcstatic]

@@0.0.0.04Unfortunately the (actually not so harsh as many believe/realise) gun laws in the UK do not allow for firearms under the length of two feet (However, fixed braces and fixed mock silencers add to the legally recognised length) There are, of course, exceptions for things like antique disarmed firearms and especially *replicas*, which still fall legally under firearms, but importantly they are in a different category and have different restrictions, realistic replicas require a different license and two-tone do not require any license but I believe there is an age restriction on the purchase of airsoft replicas. We love replicas and airsoft here! autistic ramble 😊 yw

[@Th30nly0n]

Gerg's mental breakdown was bound to come and the fact that it's over hockey seems oddly fitting. I don't know why though

[@BustedWaffleIron]

Probably because hockey matches are famous for the fights that break out both on the ice, and in the stands. Everyone loses their shit over hockey.

[@lordender_kitty_official]

As a Canadian, I vibe heavily with this statement.

[@Tzelofachad]

Gerg looks exactly like how I imagined irl… slightly insane

[@That_OneRascal]

He still has the same voice as expected lol

[@ComiCommenter]

hot

[@Tzelofachad]

@@That_OneRascal it is the same man so I would hope so

[@thecreeperE]

@@Tzelofachad alot of the times, they use different microphones for gameplay and irl footage, often making them sound slightly different

[@Noodles207]

I mean he is pretty racist and ableist in private so you’re not wrong

[@OggyWoppy36]

Gerg, please do not threaten Mojang with your gun again

[@_gerg]

NO!

[@megalo-rex]

@@_gerg wise words

[@Mr.Splatchy]

@@_gerg WARNING: Angry British man with a gun

[@dalloyd2850]

Who the heck is greg?

[@CuboneEnigma]

@@_gerg I noticed you didn’t correct him on that he called you “Greg”, and I also noticed your channel name is “Greg” spelled backwards. Hmmm…

[@Devil_CH750]

My therapist: Gerg The Killer isnt real, he wont hurt you Meanwhile Gerg The Killer:

[@Jeykit0]

phew!.. atleast it isn't Greg The Miller.

[@brendankoelsch]

Gerg The Miller 💀

[@za1du]

@@Jeykit0 Yes, Greg The Miller is terrifying

[@Devil_CH750]

@@Jeykit0 it was a typo XDD I didnt notice it thanks

[@Crazy56U]

“oh no its gerg the killer” “im gonna gerg the kill you”

[@AlphaMC]

Be happy ❌ Be sarcastic ✅

[@Arti27YT]

ello mate

[@Grayson-tk5hn]

arent you that guy that made that fake escape room

[@AlphaMC]

@@Grayson-tk5hn yeah

[@Grayson-tk5hn]

@@AlphaMC ok

[@KD44553]

this is the 2nd calmest argument i ever seen (first one in Devil May Cry subreddit)

[@Bupboy]

8:17 i think this is, without a single smidget of irony, the best edited sequence of events i have ever seen from a minecraft video to date, no doubt in my mind

[@theewl6xer166]

fancy meeting you here 😭

[@Bupboy]

@@theewl6xer166 twas only a matter of time huh

[@theewl6xer166]

@@Bupboy sure was

[@mmmmmmmmmmmmmMicrowav]

if video and voice distortion filters are your definition of peak content, that is kind of sad ngl🥱

[@Bupboy]

@@mmmmmmmmmmmmmMicrowav damn, that's tragic, but i didn't ask you

[@voyd234]

"Gerg is never happy about anything" Also gerg: "I INVENTED A NEW MINECRAFT MINIGAME!!!"

[@megalo-rex]

AND ITS NAMED ORGAN TRAFFICKING

[@Kubix_cube]

@@megalo-rex That is good video idea

[@WackWacky-vc5ed]

Furry

[@WackWacky-vc5ed]

Barn animal

[@WackWacky-vc5ed]

Your too old to pretend to be a dog

[@MarkAnthony-lx1ic]

10:42 that lamp did not deserve that hit 😢

[@IljaMuromec114]

It physically hurt me when he hit it

[@CircusRope001]

L for Lamp

[@thecreeperE]

@@IljaMuromec114 same

[@Ash671]

I agree but it is what it is

[@kerzai]

0:40 the smile is so menacing omg

[@AdamCanby-pf4sz]

yes!

[@WhatIsHeThinking]

Sometimes I think Gerg is about to go insane and combust into flames

[@xTlsBob4]

Know* not think

[@Fortplayzthis]

​@@xTlsBob4i just now understood it

[@xTlsBob4]

@@Fortplayzthis fr

[@hamzamotara4304]

Then you remember that he's already insane.

[@Planeboi2alt]

9:49 he literally became a physics teacher lol. ( ngl the whole IRL thing that you did is great because now alot of people can better understand what you are presenting. ) - Note. I also study physics such as aerodynamics and hydro dynamics and this video slighly broke me because of the boat hitbox but the whole piston bs...

[@codergirlgames]

9:00 he looks like an evil villain - also insane

[@birutologo]

8:15 "Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live [...]"

[@Some_Kid11]

Cogito ergo sum

[@natsoy1786]

​@@Some_Kid11I think, therefore i AM!

[@tinnguyenanimations522]

irl Gerg isn't real he can't hurt you the p̶u̶m̶p̶k̶i̶n̶ boat 👁👄👁

[@PintoBeean]

Who's greg

[@BJC96]

​@@PintoBeean greg

[@tinnguyenanimations522]

@@PintoBeean gerg after auto correct

[@ThineFriedOne]

12:16 HE PRIMED A FLINTLOCK

[@Jetstreamsamsbiggestglazer]

WHERE THE FUCK HE FIND A WORKING FLINTLOCK

[@just_a_frend]

​@@Jetstreamsamsbiggestglazerhe's gerg wdy expect?

[@ThineFriedOne]

@@Jetstreamsamsbiggestglazer i think he is british.

[@slothslothslothslothslothsloth]

​@@ThineFriedOneyeah flintlocks are mandatory over here, every household has at least one

[@ThineFriedOne]

@@slothslothslothslothslothsloth oo, intresting, i like old firearms!

[@enerhgizerMC]

For Mojang's sake I really hope they fix the hitboxes on the boat ☠

[@59135_J]

Lever

[@PancakebatterLuigi]

I should’ve known you watched Gerg. Both of you are unhinged people who have random TikTokers stealing content in dumb ways. It’s almost like in one reality instead of slaughtering children you complained!

[@Definitelyachannel]

Lever

[@Itskaidaorangeguy2017]

Oh no here comes the lever chain 💀

[@SliderX5000]

Meehegeheheheheheheha Oh right, that was the lever that-

[@NotKwen]

one must imagine gerg happy

[@chear8145]

that's gonna be pretty hard after watching this video

[@SakhotGamer]

Imagine because it's not real

[@PintoBeean]

Gerg has a gun and its from the 1700s back when he was the british version of a conquistador

[@UNSCmarine3107]

gerg got so mad someone else had to come explain while he was suffering a mental breakdown, how nice of them to step in with their pumpkin analogy

[@JustACactus616]

Make a mini game in a big maze similar to your slasher one, and you and your teammates have to go around getting rid of the creaking infestation. You have to kill all 50 (or so) creakings, but it’s tricky because their hearts will often be on the other side of walls so you have to navigate to find them. And the hearts are hidden below a bunch of random rubble so you actually have to find the creakings first (Even spookier with pumpkin heads required on all players)

[@JustACactus616]

It would also be cool if you had just a second channel where you play some of your games like Slasher, lava fly by, or Tower of Babel

[@imakesillyplaylists]

i like how he changed the title from "i made ice hockey in minecraft" "to minecraft boat physics suck", bro changed his mind 💀💀

[@samajamawama]

I usually don’t immediately watch gerg videos, but as a canadian I feel obligated to.

[@CoolCreeper5322]

gergs unfiltered rage legit caused my pc to bluescreen at 8:31 😭

[@Azilla2300]

Wait, how?

[@CoolCreeper5322]

@@Azilla2300 I thought it was part of the video at first XD

[@Jeykit0]

can't you use a armadillo instead?

[@Meowreal]

That's a good idea actually

[@daktotathecolossus7404]

Yeah

[@jaykebird2go]

Another KZbinr was actually able to do that, if you look up Rendog. He called it Scuteball. It seems to work surprisingly well, minus a few things like needing to keep re-healing the armadillo if it ever comes out of its shell.

[@TheAnnoyedGoose]

11:14 new lead pipe sound just dropped

[@fzzx_4061]

XD

[@Walltuh_]

gerg using his ice boat racing knowledge? Perplexive! i will inquire with my manager about this!

[@SGTCloneComrade]

You know, it doesn’t surprise me that Gerg just threatened mojang with a flintlock

[@chiefmatthew1]

Even though it's a running joke of being positive this episode, I love how genuinely proud you are of yourself at 5:07

[@atrelativeposition]

Yay! Firework! Woo!

[@CrazedKen]

3:40 oh yeah, hes a tweaker 8:15 OHGODNOWE’RESORRY

[@dinojohnny7266]

8:40 i was NOT expecting him to look like that on real life

[@qseryGD]

he looks like his mc character but human man it's perfect

[@princetbz1102]

I kinda imagined him like that

[@twizzitchbuttinier]

What did you think he would put up I like, a pig?

[@seijinstars]

he looks like jerma

[@random.studios]

Gerg in his villan arc ☠️

[@UdderlyEvelyn]

Try using a creaking as a puck - they cant be ridden and they are invincible so assuming the charge or sticks can hit them it should work better. Creative mode or disabled AI required. It also might suck and not move well, in which case more charges and stronger knockback.

[@random-accountIDK]

Good job Gerg! You finally visited a therapist!

[@That_OneGuy46]

On the problem with the ice, I'm pretty sure the different Ice types have different "slipperiness" so you could put ice with low "slipperiness" below the obsidian so that it doesn't get stuck, but also doesn't give it too much additional momentum

[@Baconaton]

The lack of anger through the video was very noticeable, great job gerg.

[@TraitorousHomeworlder]

This is probably the most unhinged Gerg video yet (compliment)

[@derpynoob740]

5:13 the sound of genuine joy

[@nearG_Green]

Live action gerg is so much better

[@1987nightrap]

Somehow gerg has proved to me even more that subscribing to him was a brilliant decision. Bro looks just as chaotic as he sounds, and the cherry on top is that he has a flintlock.

[@Dinotymek]

The gun at the end lmao

[@DavisOfTheVoid]

Please Gerg! Let me out of the basement! I miss my family!

[@sonicchtr7746]

Me too!

[@captain3413]

5:12 a rare moment of gerg having an absolute glee

[@El_tortugoDEV]

Solution: You could just use the same plugin at 11:27 and make the boat invisible now you only can see the hitbox thanks to the plugin and it would be easier to hit you could even change the ligthing rod to something else like a stone slab to make it look more like a hockey disk

[@boblol1465]

plot twist: the plugin isnt open source

[@BenDoherty-ir2rt]

I don't think I've ever seen a Gerg video where he is actually happy about something.

[@jbear5155]

Yea Wonder why

[@Doagie-y6k]

You should make a minigame like your MLG minigame, except it is like cheese rolling if you have ever seen that sport!

[@Doagie-y6k]

Its where you get a bunch of MLG items like slime blocks, honey blocks and wind charges, and jump down a SUPER steep hill till you get to the finish line. Being very fast paced, risky

[@Polish_Pierogi516]

Gerg is as mentally stable as a Leafs fan

[@-areyouaperson-]

In my singleplayer Minecraft world, I made a contraption that by clicking a boat in my base, it uses a bunch of redstone, pistons pushing slime blocks, and ice to complexly and specifically sync different nether portals together to make it so that I travel 2000 overworld blocks to the end in a mere 6 or 7 seconds. It was soooo annoying to get the boat physics and nether portals to work. I agree with you so much and I hope Mojang does something about this too!!!

[@Jaund1ce_j3an]

Didn't know my Minecraft Megacapitalist looked like Davie Bowie

[@SilasWendell-qh5zy]

I have an idea fill the players inventory with wind charges and put a wind charge on the ice so they can’t pick it up and can shoot it around.

[@cyangreen27]

Face reveal wwwww

[@vitraxthenoob]

its not

[@Peppinos-Paghetti-2763]

​@@vitraxthenoob BURN THE WITCH!!!

[@dang-xf3ri]

8:39

[@dang-xf3ri]

@vitraxthenoob 8:39

[@vitraxthenoob]

@@dang-xf3ri I know but it is not the first time showing it

[@Lef_]

I feel like Gerg is gonna snap any moment now whenever i watch a video

[@JJMK_1]

I love him using gergworld footage at 9:29 like he ever plays on that server xd Plus the server has changed a lot since april

[@JJMK_1]

I want Goatse back

[@Jojo_la_mafia]

Never started to think about what Gerg hides in his drawers but a pumpkin and a musket is probably the most logical thongs for him to have

[@eyeron3636]

Ive only seen a SINGLE video where gerg is happy...

[@codingryan]

As a minecraft modder, I can say that the way boats are programmed is just ridiculously stupid!

[@Dinotymek]

I love the nuclear powerplant in the background

[@joel784]

0:35 What psychopath would keep this in their minecraft world?!

[@Liskity37]

The psychopath who rips a pumpkin to pieces

[@SLShadowlight]

I would build this, my sweet reddish friend :D

[@Nf3IsTheBestOpening]

quantum hitbox boat computer when!?!?!??

[@EmperorBrettavius]

Nice to know that gerg looks the part of an unhinged businessman as well as sounds and acts like one.

[@goldenpuffer]

Gerg needs a rage room

[@Chese-nf9fg]

You look like the main antagonist of a 2000s movie

[@Ryan-d3j]

12:07 "It is their game, after all" *I would highly suggest it*

[@me5o164]

Form the angriest redstone pig around to an the angry human version of SpongeBob

[@Mattmill-vj1jn]

00:13 KENADIAN SPOTTED!11!! 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

[@AlfieWall-j4d]

That jingle is really nice :) I’m going to take inspiration from this video and make one with the players in the boats and maybe with them shooting at targets or something

[@komrade_gagarin]

Honey wake up, new Gerg video just dropped

[@TheGreenBadger8th]

i like greg for his Angriness and madness. it makes the videos fun and goofy! and he should do what he liks todo, and if that is being a grouch. then let him be one!

[@RaidFiftyOne]

6:11 It isn't working anymore because you lost the solution, you changed the block under the ice to obsidian and it fixed it. However the block under the pressure plates is reverted back to ice.

[@_gerg]

I tried both

[@shenp1e]

hi super sonic

[@platinumplasma98]

New world record for Greg being happy.

[@JJMK_1]

Gerg is having a breakdown Thats was expected tho at some point

[@25914]

it's not the same when he's not all unhinged

[@Little_MatchaTea]

1:09 *gasps in canadian*

[@Bosporos]

8:41 I heard "Is this a new form of hatred texture pack?" Lol. That's pretty in character for him.

[@PriggarGaming]

He said HD not hatred...

[@EduardoSantos-eb8hq]

3:47 why on earth there is a nuclear reactor at the background?????

[@xxGreenRoblox]

for his lava moat obviously

[@lefuter]

Why not ?

[@anidiot4702]

do not ask questions you don’t want answers to

[@Coreupt7118]

New Minecraft mini game : Survive Chernobyl

[@ValUrbanja-t1m]

Hes planing smh

[@NewSnoop2]

Loved the positivity in this one. Especially the ending!

[@ThatOneDude-yx4mo]

So…Gerge, if it is truly the hit box of the boat, why not come to a simple conclusion. Just command the boat to become invisible (I don’t care how or why) and then make the hitbox visible with an item like, let’s say a black leather helmet to then settle with the hockey them, and then just aim at the hit box. Wouldn’t that just like, work?

[@NitFlickwick]

Because the issue has to do with time being tracked separately for moving entities between the server and the client. It’s drawn where the client calculated it, but hotbox collisions are calculated using where the server has calculated it. The boat race server he showed has a mod to help with that, and I would bet that mod receives the location of the lightening rod from the server. Even with a mod, they didn’t just fix the boats, which indicates the difficulty there.

[@ThatOneDude-yx4mo]

I understand your theory (I’m kidding I have little to no idea what the help you just said), but if it is the server that calculates the hitbox, then why does it matter what the client does?

[@jbear5155]

​@@ThatOneDude-yx4mo pls note I have no idea what he just said but if I did might segest that it is because the client also does this but sometimes it is wrong meaning that odd things happen and magic go burr

[@ThatOneDude-yx4mo]

Ah yes magic, makes perfect sense now. The boat goes abracadabra and splits in 2, the hit box and the image. It does a twirly spin and Shablam, Your boat is fucked. Congrats 🎉

[@YellowBagel_YT]

That lazyloax person is now to scared to comment

[@snibo1024]

8:53 face reveal smh

[@Sonic_K]

Shrödinger's hitbox is a great name.

[@awesome74eugene]

i havent seen a video where gerg is sad about something

[@TheSixthColonel]

Gerg's my go to guy for commentary on Minecraft mechanics. He's got a crude charm to him and he also explains the complicated stuff in a more simple and understandable way, and makes complete sense.

[@mihagomiunik2758]

4:31 Ah yes, a nuclear factory in the background

[@PancakebatterLuigi]

dont ask gerg what he was doing during the chernobyl disaster

[@gangster_alpaca]

Didn't expect any other facetexture on your head irl, love it

[@Dinotymek]

You look like a crazy scientist intern

[@-.Donut.-]

This was the most entertaining gerg video yet

[@Dinotymek]

Angry piggy

[@BreadifyYT]

Bad Piggies

[@nulzthepastathief]

Bad Birds

[@Pinkling503]

Not this time

[@cloath.]

Bad Birdies

[@JoshuaZitzelsberger-sk3ek]

Now I know this is a crazy suggestion, but try the same exact thing in bedrock, it could work better

[@tankfarter]

8:36 joe hawly?????

[@氣Pluh]

TALLY HALL 🔥🔥🔥

[@Definitelyachannel]

JOE HAWLEY ATTACKS. NOBODY SURVIVES!!!

[@Aras-oe7mp]

The nuclear power plant in the the background 💀

[@connernelson2559]

I have not seen a SINGLE video of gerg being angry 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

[@Only1Jackie]

Yo, I was in that race. So fun to play against you!

[@ItsOrel]

gerg face reveal, i thought he was black but okie

[@MKK3Real]

same

[@Dr._Potato]

You ended up being on his latest community post

[@caspermadlener4191]

This comment is different than the community post, and not edited. Either @ItsOrel made another comment, or the community post is fake. I couldn't find that other comment, and I am looking at close comments around this, I think this is the ~200th comment, sorted at "oldest" (so scrolling down and from sorting at newest). Conclusion: The community post is likely fake.

[@Dr._Potato]

@@caspermadlener4191 Same, I couldn't find the original comment but I did see this which is by the same person, it must be a bug with KZbin or something

[@caspermadlener4191]

@@Dr._Potato Faking the comment implies that the disappointment that Gerg isn't black only came from Gerg himself. His community post is just a reflection of his though true feelings, obviously

[@Matt-qk8yf]

I don’t know how Gerg is able to play Minecraft at all with those gigantic hamburger hands

[@PancakebatterLuigi]

It’s confirmed he uses a typewriter instead of keyboard because a keyboard is just too small.

[@ULTRAV01D]

Gerg is like Caine from TADC. When he stops being positive, the entire world starts glitching out. Also loves creating minigames