a 29 Year Old Man plays a nightmare

[@Finniboi-ub2it]

HOW MANY IDEAS CAN BE THIS SIMPLE???

[@dawndishsoap14]

a lot

[@ghuarenglagi9254]

Millions.

[@Niko_the_octo]

All of them

[@nicothiel1709]

500 simple iddeas

[@iLiveInABin]

Well really it’s simple, a lot.

[@catluvr2]

Me, before clicking: "But is the idea simple?" Dan: "The idea is si-" Me: "Yes. Yes, it is."

[@JUMPYCOOL]

But when is the idea not simple?

[@CoCofi8103]

The idea is Not simple

[@BlueT1ger]

Remember that one time when he said “the idea ISNT simple”

[@davidzea-smith1417]

@@JUMPYCOOL That’s the question we all ask ourselves…

[@djriolu234]

@@catluvr2 Man: Excuse me. Aren’t you a little too adult to know if the idea is simple? Dan: *looks at him* Yes, yes I am. Man: …Well I must say I’m impressed. (Lol Phineas and Ferb reference

[@Zillerytb]

The idea is simple Here is a classic recipe for lasagna bolognese: Ingredients For the bolognese sauce: - 500 g ground beef - 1 onion - 2 cloves garlic - 1 carrot - 1 stick celery - 800 g crushed tomatoes (or tomato sauce) - 2 tablespoons tomato paste - 1 glass red wine (optional) - 2 tablespoons olive oil - 1 bay leaf - Salt, pepper - Herbs de Provence or basil (optional) For the béchamel sauce: - 50 g butter - 50 g flour - 500 ml milk - Salt, pepper - Nutmeg (optional) For the lasagna: - 12 lasagna sheets - 100 g grated parmesan - 200 g grated mozzarella (optional) Preparation The Bolognese sauce: 1. Finely chop the onion, garlic, carrot and celery. 2. Heat the olive oil in a large frying pan or casserole dish. 3. Add the onion, garlic, carrot and celery. Sauté until tender. 4. Add the ground beef and cook until golden brown. 5. Pour in the red wine and reduce. 6. Add the crushed tomatoes, tomato puree, bay leaf, salt, pepper and herbes de Provence or basil. 7. Simmer over low heat for about 45 minutes, stirring occasionally. The béchamel sauce: 1. Melt the butter in a saucepan. 2. Add the flour and mix well to obtain a roux. 3. Pour in the milk little by little, stirring constantly to avoid lumps. 4. Cook over medium heat until the sauce thickens. 5. Season with salt, pepper and a little nutmeg. Assembling the lasagne: 1. Preheat the oven to 180°C (thermostat 6). 2. In a gratin dish, spread a layer of Bolognese sauce. 3. Cover with lasagne sheets. 4. Add a layer of béchamel and sprinkle with grated parmesan. 5. Repeat the operation, alternating Bolognese sauce, lasagne sheets, béchamel and parmesan, until all the ingredients are used up. Finish with a layer of béchamel and parmesan. 6. Sprinkle with grated mozzarella (optional). 7. Bake for about 30-40 minutes, until the top is golden and crispy. 8. Let rest for 5-10 minutes before serving. Enjoy your meal!

[@WPS007]

Thank you.

[@TheRealGregariousGreg]

Thanks bro

[@Zorban90]

Sounds delicious!

[@RayDragonM]

This is an incredibly helpful chat message!! Thanks for the lasagna!

[@Iron8127]

Thanks dude

[@xonistTheWizard]

"You can't have a favorite child!" Failboat with 1st and 2nd waddle dee: Edit: if I was talking about lil chatty, then there would be no favorite child

[@RayDragonM]

Naw man I seriously thought you were referencing Chatty Dee in this comment oh my god

[@IAMATSUNAMI]

*waddle dee*

[@elainad6728]

waddle *dead*

[@JUMPYCOOL]

Fail with first Waddle Dee: I love you so much. Fail with second Waddle Dee: You are a disgrace!

[@Th3_Dr4g0ns_R4ge]

Chatty Dee is the second Waddle Dee, back from the not good place.

[@ACE44-404]

0:58 i literally got a pokemon sleep ad right as chat said eepy it even did a fade to black

[@J_Lee3]

Same

[@Joevee2431]

pokemon sleep have ads?

[@JUMPYCOOL]

I’ll be honest, Chatty Dee holding a half man half popcorn bowl body pillow is not what I expected from a video about dreams.

[@Frank-fv9qo]

But for sone reason it fit in the video

[@Sheppyfrfr]

“Father I want bread” “In a second sweetie-“

[@RayDragonM]

9:06 “Life goes on.” *INSTANTLY DIES.* That’s my streamer!!

[@Dalister]

Life may go on, but he sure as hell won't

[@RayDragonM]

@@Dalister Yup.

[@Sillysillyperson]

Life goes on. AND SO DOES YOUR DEMISE

[@TherapistXaz]

The army of different programming challenges will keep these programmers up for years

[@fatricecat]

The programming challenges will keep me up at night for years

[@RayDragonM]

18:05 In which chat gets a magical girl transformation, just like their one and only Father did three years ago during that one animated cutscene from the Miitopia Finale!

[@happiayh]

me changing my little devils on the simulation game spore:

[@craftingtales2790]

0:39 guess you could say he took and failed a SLEEP OF FAITH.

[@FaithChen-on6ks]

MY NAME IS FAITH!

[@djriolu234]

@craftingtales2790 (Ba dum tiss)

[@Iron8127]

Bro must've went OYASUMI. (If you know, you know...)

[@craftingtales2790]

@iron8127 i do not

[@Iron8127]

@@craftingtales2790 It's something from OMORI.

[@Sean_Bird]

Remember everyone, it’s not a Kirby game until the horrors show up.

[@Person_Personson]

@@Sean_Bird it’s not a horror game until the kirby shows up

[@anthonyst-laurent529]

Or until Kirby is mentioned

[@gregrah_gaming]

"it's a unholy cube of flesh" little does he know what is in P-2 on ultrakill

[@VividFire909]

Predictably moving boxes continue to be Failboat’s archenemy after all these years

[@RayDragonM]

Yup. It’s always those damn predictably moving boxes.

[@ZaTimou]

The blocks moving in linear, predictable patterns are his worse nightmare

[@kellyedwards421]

10:05 is a very "I'm back in the fucking building" moment

[@Placeholder_DER]

The idea is simple Chatty Dee sleeps and has a dream and nightmare, and Failboat plays through the nightmares and dreams like a Kirby game.

[@Just_a_troller-1655]

19:20 That dap up was so good it killed you

[@Mr_Coconut862]

17:37 the dev said, and i quote “it is just Whispy :)” It was not just whispy

[@managerofdigitalreasturaunt]

16:54 "Pillow fight!" *flowey music* "That isnt a pillow"

[@therealwynnz]

whenever I hear “The idea is simple.” the idea is normally not simple

[@nicothiel1709]

What if its Not simple?

[@MarzatNintendo]

​@@nicothiel1709That would be 20 percent equivalent of world war 3

[@StealthfiretheHexagonal]

The idea is simple. I'm lying.

[@Gamesalotl]

“Father can we have pasta-“ *”No”*

[@J_Lee3]

Only in a nightmare we can have pasta

[@engineer543]

​@@J_Lee3nightmare nightmare nightmare

[@lildmgames]

Not in your dreams, chat. *speaking of dreams-*

[@PoipoleADMyt]

SPOILERS: 16:54 Seeing Kuamo was a jumpscare. Very rarely does a creepypasta sub-community get recognized by those outside it.

[@slima11NG]

Crazy huh ?

[@PoipoleADMyt]

@@slima11NG Crazy? I was crazy once… They locked me in a comment section. A Failboat comment section. A Failboat comment section with Kuamo’s creator. Kuamo’s creator made me crazy.

[@quedtion_marks_kirby_modding]

Slima worked in the mod, lol.

[@PoipoleADMyt]

@@quedtion_marks_kirby_modding I figured. Anyways, there’s a Wiki page to edit now.

[@TheUninvitedIdiot]

Quick question, who is kuamo?? Amd why are they supposed to be scary, when I searched it up 'kaumo' the pictures made him look kinda like just a goofy lad

[@Dem0n2c]

The great sleep. That poor Waddle Dee.

[@somebody4952]

10:13 I love how even Chat acknowledges that that's wrong

[@LoserChihuahua]

4:15 “what are you?! :D” “ I’M *GONE.* ”

[@firstwaddledee9182]

You kill my sibling and leave me to watch!? You cruel man.

[@me2-684]

NOOO

[@green3monster174]

5:49 *HERE I COME I AM CINNAMON*

[@Just_Jam0313]

The idea is NOT simple. -evil failboat

[@video_404-com8]

Failboat when chat makes the rules:

[@mailingcat]

You’ve put Mario in Kirby, Kirby in Pokémon, now you need to do one more thing: Pokemon in Mario.

[@Daveisreallycool]

The idea is... actually suprisingly complex

[@ScorpioGoddess2]

17:14 Don't throw Lacy at the spider!

[@TidalVilixGD]

2:37 that scream

[@Eggo_Devil]

16:56 As an exe fan, seeing a Kirby exe in a Failboat video brings me tears of joy.

[@ParsaOroojloo]

4:10 Failboat: WHATERRYOOOOOO!? Sheep: *falls into a pit* Failboat: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Papyrus: Sans! Look! A sheep has fallen into the underworld! Sans: Uhhhhhh... I think it has brain damage considering how many times it bonked its head against the wall.

[@ultimateninja1383]

Happy 29th late birthday failboat

[@ahmedyamaanali6395]

3:27 man. That lucky waddle dee

[@kaivynx]

so real

[@owblast7482]

What

[@MikeyasRafael-lp6mj]

Wdym

[@MasterMarx]

In case Failboat and chat was wondering, Kuamo (the spider kirby) comes from a Kirby's Dream Land horror Rom Hack called Dream Land: Redreamed.

[@lavaAustin]

Slow moving objects in Kirby games really are failboat’s weakness.

[@nadiapoblete]

8:01 Oh that's gore... That's gore of my comfort character.

[@Beep_Beep_Letuce]

Father. Release me from the basement. I’ll be good.

[@ByrdDoodlz]

Yeah, I’ll probably behave too

[@TheMochaMadness]

Father the termites are coming

[@Therealjacksonanimations_yt]

Please help us!

[@chases9141]

Father the termites stole my arm please help

[@Beep_Beep_Letuce]

@@TheMochaMadness FATHER PLEASE

[@OkuboK]

"BABE STOP YOU'RE NOT EVEN MAKING SENSE!!! 😭😭😭" Me: *THE IDEA IS SIMPLE-*

[@FireGrave68]

I was worried my little brain couldnt understand this video..... But i instantly felt a wave of relief when he said the idea was simple.

[@tarigaming1879]

"It's a nice, beautiful morning on Planet Popstar... You don't wake up- T-that's it that's the idea"

[@ATiredTripleA]

I'd unironically buy that body pillow. It's so silly.

[@byrontheusurper6505]

17:18 that joke is KILLER

[@js-cm9si]

Killer Indigestion.

[@Rat_Peeler]

My favourite parts of every failboat video are the inevitable moments where chat randomly gains a heavy accent for one line every once in a while

[@CookieZombie]

1:56 Needle is 2763 miles away from your location and approaching rapidly (Start running)

[@oh_no318]

Beefy die reference

[@CookieZombie]

@@oh_no318 yup

[@fnfgamer8281]

Its fricking 1 am and i have the first high scool day today and here i am watching a failboat video reminding me that i need to slep cuz i need to wake up at 6am

[@magolor1884]

skipped to the end of the video to see what im in for and lets just say 20:21 was a bit of a shock failboat grind never stops..!

[@Biggi19]

18:13 love the speechlessness of Failboar and then Chatty just says “is there something on my face”, clueless

[@MarcosValcuende]

The idea is simple, except when it’s not

[@ByrdDoodlz]

Chatana waddle Dee is the funniest iconic part of failbot yet again. Love ya chatana waddle Dee.

[@dolcestilnovosound8485]

Kirby’s return to nightmare land

[@J_Lee3]

4:28 me when I wake up on Monday and realize I have to wait another week for a Failboat video

[@icenovice]

12:50 dan did NOT pay attention during kirby’s amazing mirror. orange single star is one-way, yellow triple star is two-way

[@S4mMy7292-x]

The idea is simple. My insomnia is cured for a long period of time

[@ShortMiao]

I didn't know Microtransagolor could make simple ideas

[@superastro87685]

5:38 the return of the pasta

[@sillypeanut-pu5di]

0:36 Not shown: Failboat deciding that the 1-Up is inaccessible because he doesn't want to kill the Waddle Dee Also, did this mod remind anybody else of the platformer Eversion?

[@Unluckydood]

Ah yes, somehow making Kirby even MORE of a fever dream than it already was

[@alejandrocuevas3858]

3:02 the idea is whimsical✨

[@DaughteroftheDutchmanmob]

Failboat: Aww this is so cute! Nightmares: I'M GONNA END THIS MAN'S WHOLE S L E E P S T R E A K.

[@rainbowsparkle122]

13:17 there's the true nightmare

[@Squincy.B]

Can’t believe Father is a body pillow supporter. This travesty will only be accepted if Pop-Chan decides so.

[@mru22695]

I remember doing a tts saying “father we need sustenance to survive the harsh realities of life” is it in this video?

[@Cameron_Bendy22]

“Agh I don’t” -Failboat, 2024

[@FranciscoDelAngel-k4u]

1:55 Needle: DON'T CALL ME NEEDY!!!!!

[@keefephelps5837]

I fell asleep when I watched this for the first time I didn't have a dream about popcorn men

[@Catakiss6-6]

7:17 Peppino time!!

[@spongebob2127]

@@Catakiss6-6 ?

[@Catakiss6-6]

?

[@Thesuperj29lol]

7:18 as a huge Failboat fan and a Pizza Tower Fan, I see this as an absolute win.

[@WPS007]

0:49 Sophist when he sees little girls

[@NoahGray-zk5sk]

"I cast THUNDER SPELL"

[@Shapeshifter_bot]

I CAST THUNDER SPELL

[@Pr0fessorUnkn0wn]

@@NoahGray-zk5sk”NOO”

[@whitros_whitbros3653]

ah yes failboat.. ah yes... ah .. ah. ye.s

[@WPS007]

@@Pr0fessorUnkn0wn SOPHIST!

[@potatoe972]

Failboat: I hate leaf Failboat when leaf is reskinned: I love this ability!

[@TheRealGregariousGreg]

Im a time traveler 18:32 is very funny

[@Lemimelemonlime]

WHATTT

[@Matthew_Cashew]

2:37 That Scream Sent Me Off My Bed And With A Scrape On My Leg

[@Skippypoyo]

the color kirbys feet is the real nightmare

[@MixedfandomsGemini12]

9:03 Fail starts singing one of my favorite Beatles songs✨✨

[@SmartCreeper456]

16:28 flesh panopticon dee

[@greninji3593]

4:29 "this is what it feels like to wake up on a monday" he says in the video uploaded the day before one of the few mondays where most people have work/school off

[@eeveestar6826]

??? What do you mean "most" people? My brother's starting school and my parents are working today

[@StafyFan]

The idea is simple Summon your sleep paralysis demon

[@TheAustinMayhem]

good job failboat, you did it the idea was simple

[@Shapeshifter_bot]

2:04 that has… multiple ways to take it

[@Microtransagolor]

wow that's me i did most of that(full credits in the mod, wish he showed, along with the renders and dark matter fight)

[@smeargle518]

2:23 chatty is turning into grandma…

[@sophiebubbles07]

For context at 16:54, Kuamo is s Kirby creepypasta antagonist. The colour scheme and setting are all accurate to the character’s origins.

[@Underdog_kids]

15:32 OH NO ITS BALLOON BOY

[@Shapeshifter_bot]

HA HA HA

[@blucatgamerz]

HA HA HA

[@AnotherWindows]

The notification cut off at nightmare and i was terrified that failboat went into his villain arc

[@CharlesGabriel-f9z]

The "oh he looks tasty" caught me off guard😂😂😂😂

[@MitoNova583]

sweet dreams are made of these who is Dan to disagree we struggle on changes and Chatty Dees everybody's looking for something

[@ChaoticCrystalcavern]

finally a good song

[@luigipowdemo6458]

You cracked me up with this. X,D

[@idosumestufffforsubs6201]

Ironically I was sleeping when this came out.

[@CrashOzzy1223]

20:39 AHHHHHHHH… EUGH! Disgusting the second.

[@NikFromm]

Who needs melatonin when you got Failboat to completely mess up your brain?😌

[@P3S4NT]

Ybrik: dream in nightmareland

[@SummerTulipSol]

Okay but the popcorn body pillow duuude 😂😂😂

[@MalfunctionPlayz]

Ah “” here we go again

[@Hacker_des_Chaos]

The idea is simple and normal in the eyes this community

[@JetDoesChillStuff]

4:30 ah… but the Monday this was posted before… IS LABOR DAY!!

[@eeveestar6826]

So? It's a normal Monday everywhere else in the world

[@JetDoesChillStuff]

@@eeveestar6826 fair -_-

[@Articfoxyboy]

The idea is purple, everything is purple.

[@user-gamer216]

12:36 “yes I don’t”

[@Jetfox967]

Kuamo is from a FNF mod called Funkin’ Traumatized, but originally resides in a rom hack of Kirby’s Dream Land. The FNF mod is based on an animated Kirby Analog Horror Series called Too Much Kirby, which was created by Maple Riot.