A Black Lady Sketch Show | What Up I'm Three (Full Sketch) | HBO

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[@glennparker5516]

For real?

[@aaronnava2985]

What up ima 3

[@jddII]

She said "That is not a baby, that is a voter.." eulogize me 😂😂

[@sweetkimmee]

I’m on the floor laughing with eulogize me 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@jayjordan9371]

Democrat or Republican???... a Mfn Independent 🤣🤣🤣

[@Boudayoussefraqs]

Not eulogize ! 😂

[@jddII]

@@Boudayoussefraqs I have moved on to a palace not made by mans hands 😂 that line made me scream.

[@natasha5062]

The "no, no, no, we dont do that anymore" when she tried to breastfeed 💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@raisedbyhousewives]

‘That baby was bjorn 30 years ago.’😂😂 she has the best delivery

[@beebeetee2926]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TCthaCrisis]

She's a legit actress. I can't believe how naturally comedy comes to her so easy.

[@CassieJazz96]

Emmy-worthy delivery!

[@takitako679]

Born

[@akekestory493]

This is little man wayne brothers remade basically 😅

[@matthewnichols664]

"Who knew CPS had jokes" took me out.

[@beccalynn4445]

I read that the same time she said that and I was scrolling too

[@aaronnava2985]

What up I'm a three

[@sebastianmwaikambo435]

BEST EPISODE EVER. "THIS IS NOT FAMILY, THIS IS A THROUPLE"

[@vecintianyarko9694]

whadupp am three???😆😆😆😆

[@conniecrawford9707]

Best episode. I agree 👍🏼

[@thatboybear]

I was DONE. Bwahahaha

[@nr30199]

"Harland go get Baby Annie" "You gon quit hollering at me"🤣🤣

[@blacksheba41]

That passive-aggressive role is on point..lol

[@pam1537]

Let’s just take the time to honor the hair and makeup crew! Every episode of S3 has great looking hair and makeup. ❤️💄👏🏾

[@joycewilson7045]

They said HBO gave them a good WUDGET...WIG BUDGET

[@TititoDeBologay]

Facts! The Hair, Make Up, Costumes are on point, while serving the characters, and the sketches.

[@najjumadorothyk]

Totally agree! All the episodes are so colorful!

[@ThatdamnDebra]

Agreed❤️

[@juisijuis8490]

❤❤❤🔥🔥🔥

[@wilkadavid4270]

"You gon kick me out?!! When this B** is old enough to buy me tickets to go see "Get Out"? " Dead💀

[@QuinnTheSuperStar]

I literally screamed when she said that 🤣🤣

[@nuview1]

Ok 😄😄😄

[@youthought9458]

😂😂😂😂

[@GHOSTRIDER4EVER]

Love this person and that was the best joke yeeeeet

[@mounir2190]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@tyneshaceasar9172]

Gabrielle Dennis is the stand out on this show! She nails every role.

[@celestialextraterrestrial305]

Right? She's an amazing actor. Super funny.

[@msthang5366]

EVERY ROLE!!! When they had the gang retreat🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@msthang5366]

Just black EXCELLENCE

[@applemoneroy7371]

She is shining! All the women are so funny and talented but Gabrielle is such a star. She deserves an Emmy for this season.

[@meditationwithatwist6685]

Facts

[@JessicaVoltaire]

Sooo we not gonna talk about that Keyser Söze walk morphing into the crip walk towards the end? 😩😂

[@9thborn]

The comparison to Keyser🤭🤣

[@milambo9276]

Saw it!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@unanuevapecula]

First thing that came to mind😀...love it

[@tiffanystovall5358]

lol that trip me out

[@africansuperhero]

Yes we are! That was dope.😂

[@shaylasorrells7671]

“By preemie do you mean Pre Med?!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@JustRaine97]

The looks that Harland are giving are killing me!🤣🤣🤣 Harland says "I don't know why she in my house!!!!"🤣🤣🤣

[@theTrend7]

😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣Harland was done....

[@tanyaware3865]

I straight hollered at that line

[@hairescue2915]

Lol

[@jazzinikki01]

😂😂😂😂

[@jmiller297]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bareessence4054]

“ what up is your cholesterol bytch” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@TCthaCrisis]

I don't know how to feel about that. I'm like "she just called a 3 year old a bytch..." Then I'm like oh.. oh yeh. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@palakjain510]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@lashondajones4210]

This entire sketch is a punchline. Just when I think I've heard the funniest line. I'm hit with another one that's funnier than the one before 🤣🤣🤣. I will never be able hear a child say "I'm 3" again 😂

[@dwill8228]

But the out-takes she sez… “I ‘m teething” omggg hollering,🤣

[@theTrend7]

All kids should from now on be taught to say "What up I'm 3," when they turn 3.😂🤣

[@JacquelineL.]

@@theTrend7 🤣🤣🤣

[@SheVsTheWorld]

@@theTrend7 my nephew turns 3 next weeK & I’m definitely planning this. 😂

[@theTrend7]

@@SheVsTheWorld I hope you completed your task!😂😂😂

[@beebeetee2926]

"A gotdamn Independent!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mec8220]

That part🤣🤣🤣💀

[@beebeetee2926]

@@mec8220 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@olaideolumide1246]

"B@#!h if you don't stop. I don't know why she's in my house." She couldn't take it anymore 🤣🤣🤣

[@tigeruntamed6036]

😂

[@augustjsb]

I quote this daily 🤣🤣🤣

[@dr.melsupergrownsister]

She called her “Baby Jane Lookin’ A$$”😂😂😂You have to be a certain age to get that reference-Outstandingly hilarious👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@KeleWele23]

Yes, because Bette Davis was a crazy fool in that movie!

[@23rdcenturyhobbit]

Movie was too cold.

[@jacquettegosha6813]

I love that movie

[@jeremyjackson5367]

I had to Google who baby Jane is 😂

[@tattoolov87]

Surprise she’s knows who Baby Jane is she looks like only in 30s

[@AA-qt1hi]

See, see, see! This is why you need to be more selective about who you give your kidney🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@josiesbaby551]

By: Dr Hadassah

[@normette]

I SCREAMED!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@Lucian_Media]

🙌🏾🙌🏾🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

[@theTrend7]

🤣😂🤣😂😂😂

[@DoeintheThicket]

@@josiesbaby551 , Pre-PhD

[@Mercerdaniels]

THIS SKETCH IS FIRE! The writing team has really found the spirit of this show.

[@CassieJazz96]

The writing has been FIRE this season!

[@masego_thole]

“What up, it’s a deal” ..proceeds to three-finger hand shake 😂

[@thumpa7771]

"You must be a finger painting for my new baby girl because I'm glad that you made it" !!!! Well done!!👌👌👌👌

[@sweettkorn]

The only part of this skit I didn't understand, can somebody explain please?

[@cielosazul9230]

@@sweettkorn She’s proud of everything her “baby” makes. It’s kind of a pun.

[@YourMajesty143]

@@sweettkorn - She called Gabrielle Dennis a "finger painting" that her child made. It's a joke about parents that are always putting up their children's art on a fridge or wall to show off their kids 'skills'. She uses the pun "you made it!" to mean she's as happy as when her child makes a "finger painting".

[@deesdelectabledelightstv9079]

Now this was funny 😄😄 I can't stop laughing. What up I'm 3 🤣🤣🤣 We need a part 2 and 3 to this one.😄😄😄

[@BobinaWilliams]

Part 2 and what up I'm 3

[@kelsylewis6131]

Ashley's face when she said, "Harlan, pick her up". I'm done...

[@matthewalexander3831]

3:26 the way she exclaims “WHAT 🆙 I’M 3️⃣!” At this part of the sketch takes me out . Well done.

[@fpcooper95]

😂💀 I didn't appreciate that enough the first time ❤️‍🔥

[@dirtbag_8132]

"1,2, what up? I'm 3!😁

[@LoveisKiing]

This season is funny af. Everything is golden.

[@3019nene]

Between Skye trying to defend this mess and Gabrielle going in...I was done. My whole face hurt during this sketch. Just golden all the way through.

[@1IslandGurl]

😂😂😂 🙌🏽 "What up? I'm 3," is the new "Blippety, scat-scat".

[@TheBABS09]

Omg I just realized that's robert Townsend daughter playing the mom I'm so happy for her she's so talented glad to see she's finally getting her big break 💖

[@sergioamador5196]

I have literally watched this sketch 20 times and still cry laugh every single time!

[@LetsGoUSA]

THERE'S NO OTHER WOMAN IN THE WORLD LIKE A BLACK WOMAN...BRAVO LADIES...BRAVO👏🏻👏🏻

[@wahn10]

I love how the other guests just resume drinking after the initial intro of the "baby". "So as I was saying..." 🤣

[@winternightsky6945]

That little 3 year old girl hair is cute. The C-walk😂🤣😂💀

[@tam_forreal]

“Ma’am! Are you democrat or republican?”

[@tolegittoquit09]

I swear this show is so funny but this skit took me all the way out 😂🤣🤣

[@milambo9276]

The "Usual Suspect" step killed me 😂😂😂😂

[@1IslandGurl]

☠ The d@mn Kaiser Sose walk🚶🏽‍♂️🚶🏽‍♂️🚶🏽‍♂️

[@glennparker5516]

Into the crip walk stop playin

[@LaMorenitaDivina]

Absolute genius 😂

[@qeenofbabylon]

"Cause I gave you my kidney, bish" hollering 🤣🤣 Ive enjoyed from the very beginning, but this season is 🔥.

[@Trilingualeks]

This whole show is a no-skip album 😊 Robin is a mad genius!!!

[@Yassine-rb3rp]

‘When this B is old enough to buy me tickets to see Get Out’ . I am on the floor. Y’all geniuses

[@nicoleraheem1195]

4:27 "Waddup. It's a deal." Shakes her hand with 3 fingers

[@benevolentfaithministries]

"Uhhh...she's LITERALLY smoking...." "Whattup, I'm three." (*cigarette hanging*) 😆😆😆😆😆 EASILY the funniest sketch all season.

[@NamasteInYourLane]

Am I the only who thinks Robin Thede looks absolutely adorable here? 🥰 I would adopt her too. Lol

[@TCthaCrisis]

"Ihm Thweee"

[@cielosazul9230]

What killed me was how Robin kept smacking herself in the face with the pacifier. 😂😂

[@terrehonbowden3472]

why? why do I INSIST on eating or drinking while watching these clips? I either spit it out or nearly choke cause I'm laughing SO HARD.

[@DOLOJAZ]

“A GAHDAMN INDEPENDENT I KNEW IT!! That’s why we lost in 03’ I know you was there, b*tch!” AYO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@nytoy8]

I cannot got enough of this. Please do a part 2 and 3. The way she says whatup I'm 3 after the throuple comment just has me going crazy. LOLOLOL

[@barbrandhlovu]

I enjoyed it so much that i wanna say,"what'up?I'm 3".'🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jddII]

Me getting on everybody in my house nerves saying that.

[@the.lbd.diaries]

I'll never get tired of these skits. They never fail to make me laugh 🤣

[@9thborn]

No she didn't go from baby walking to C walking🤣🤣😂

[@lolOloveOlol21]

The fact that an adult was adopted like this makes it even more funny.

[@mwatson4970]

The "...I'll see my d*** self out!" is Black Woman gold rt there! I would love to buy DVD sets if this show. Best comedy in years!

[@thegodblogger3812]

DVD? How old are you? 86? 😊

[@brianholloway6205]

The dvds sent me

[@ricksanchezcc-1736]

They had my side hurting over here

[@cierrahunt014]

This was written 100% for Gabrielle to shine! I would have loved to be on set during the taping of this! They would have had to put me out!

[@user-zv2ll3ds6r]

"She's been here before" 😍 I've never heard that outside of my family. I love how connected Black folk are 🥰

[@misstekhead]

God I love this show so much! 😆 “Who knew CPS had jokes?”

[@19cosmo91]

Not her hitting the blippity walk at the end 😭

[@roshii2789]

- Ma'am, are you a democrat or a republican? _What up, I'm three_ - Uh-huh, a GD independent! 💀💀💀

[@torityler9838]

This is why we lost in ‘04

[@zetta521]

This season, the ladies are on fire! I would love to be apart of this show. Robin is so talented. This should be one of her signature, reoccurring characters.

[@EmbracetheStoryteller]

The Black version of "The Orphan" with a little bit of "the Usual Suspects" thrown in.

[@fatinapenny161]

When she says,"No, no,not anymore"! That took me out 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@StruggleReviewzTV]

The ending Usual Suspect walk Took ME OUT!!!! 😭😭😭 I love how smartly written this show is❤️

[@mizrerewatson7161]

I Am so all in for this show! It always brings me back to that laugh from your gut~and then tears flow from that silent laugh/cleanse cry!!! I love authentic humor!

[@SherpardsWeShallBe]

I've never wanted to see bloopers so bad in my life

[@MOBROOKS]

3:55 I caught that Usual Suspects reference. Brilliant!! 😂😂😂

[@bryntonmcgill1291]

Hey did y’all peep the “on my own” poster in the background from when patti was in a skit long way back?! I love that they keep putting in lil Easter eggs for us!

[@meandmy2cents309]

Beyond brilliant! These ladies are everything 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾.

[@MariaVosa]

Robin Thede can do ANYTHING! XD

[@avamomoh]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm literally Dying!!!!! Season 3 is the greatest season ever! Why aren't more people talking about this show??????

[@melizmatea]

That was HILARIOUS!! The "child" was freeeeeeaky! Creeped me right out! So funny!

[@vancemars1174]

3:26 Ashley wanted to break character & laugh so bad 😂😭

[@branee3434]

I don’t know why she’s in my house 🤣💀

[@TheMarlonChannel]

@@branee3434 The way she delivered that line. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MissOJAY]

Well spotted🙂😎

[@theTrend7]

@@TheMarlonChannel Yes...it was hilarious!

[@feemmenoir]

This may truly be the best sketch

[@Marc-ei5lj]

I love this one. Gabriel "Aunty Geri" snaps! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 "Harlan" is funny!

[@CassieJazz96]

This skit had me SCREAMING 🤣

[@TeXXicJA]

I had to stop this several times because I was laughing so hard I couldn't hear the dialog. ABLSS took up Baby Finster, and I am WHEEZING!🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

[@darlenemccoy8892]

Baby Finster shaving, smoking a cigar with an anchor tattoo on his bicep! 😃 "Whoops a baby!"

[@TeXXicJA]

@@darlenemccoy8892 YASSSSSSSS! Brilliance!

[@AndyCutright]

What a great show, super original, super funny, well acted, great characters. Love these ladies.

[@seanmonts2159]

The absolute best show on HBO!

[@williamclark1244]

Those expressions at 1:24 🤣🤣🤣 You know you adopted and adult, right?! Who knew CPS had jokes?🤣🤣🤣

[@tyrojames9937]

At first, when I start watching this show, I didnot think it was funny. But this show is growing on ME!😂😂🤣🤣

[@danross4377]

"You gonna put me out and she old enough to buy me a ticket to 'Get Out'!!!" 🤣🤣🤣😭

[@snacking5908]

No one wants to mention that this woman is beast feeding whenever she gets a chance 😂

[@JanelleRae]

i still randomly say "what up i'm three" to myself every now and then

[@veralee2818]

"one, two... What up I'm 3😂😂

[@matthewmurray8570]

Cannot stop watching and laughing at this one. Watched the episode back three times last night.

[@danabenson4125]

😂😂😂

[@OneJumpFromEden]

Between this sketch and another one thathas you thinking two women are about to break up because one of them is tryn'a jump into a new relationship, S3Ep5 was a surprisingly Sapphic episode and i'm absolutely here for it

[@butterflysmile348]

They had me at "brace yourselves" What up I'm 3 😂

[@robinmathis2304]

I don’t hate you, I actually love your creative and acting skill as well as your homegirls that are working with you!!!! STAY BLESSED LADIES, and know that this is one SISTA that wishes you nothing but MORE SUCCESS!!!!!!! Philly is definitely in tune with BLACK LADY SKETCH SHOW!!!!

[@butterflysmile348]

I can't stop watching this 🤣😂. Robin Thede and her Actors and Actresses are so talented. I love Black Lady Sketch Show!!

[@vancemars1174]

How she mushed her @ 2:46 🤣🤣🤣

[@TheMarlonChannel]

Definitely one of my favorite sketches. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@amcclain1989]

Yea. It was one of my favorites too. This season was good.

[@Shekipedia]

Omg! 🤣🤣🤣 When Robin Theade does that little laugh @0:44 😂😂😂

[@M_SC]

The this is why we lost comment made my stomach hurt from laughing

[@ffsih8thene]

Dude. When she whipped out the cigarette I about lost it.

[@CassieJazz96]

When the "Baby" scammer started crying, I fell out of my seat🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Risktaker21]

I can't stop saying it. 'What up I'm 3'🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@benny9185]

Watched this too many times…..cracking me up 😂😂

[@robertohull5048]

So no one is gonna talk about how beautiful and epic Gabrielle Dennis' crown is

[@micahwilliams2384]

"B*tch if you don't stop. I can't- I don't know why she's in my house."

[@Hai_Lello]

NOT BABY JANE, THOUGH!!!! 😩😩😩😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

[@mec8220]

💀💀🤣🤣🤣

[@sophiaflagg4259]

This is the funniest skit so far and that's saying alot I've watched this on repeat

[@abril9764]

This was fantastic. I love all their bits, but this one hit the spot.

[@Ofa337]

Loved the comedy of these Queens plus the "Usual Suspects" walk into the house.