A BLOOD CURSE ruined the Space Station...

[@riolusx2926]

Space station 13 is one of those games where you watch one video about it and think "Oh, this has to be staged." And then you play the game and the exact same shit happens to you. 10/10 would reccomend.

[@sopik242]

exactly😂

[@two-bit5702]

Yo where can I download it?

[@magicianslucky602]

@@two-bit5702 the download process is a pain in the ass

[@cheesecheese852]

@@magicianslucky602 agreed, the controls are also a pain in the ass

[@cheesecheese852]

@@two-bit5702 also the server is goonstation

[@PizzaBadger]

4:31 "You'll figure it out" Service industry in a nutshell

[@MrUnfunnyMan]

CHRBRG: *Cleans E-coli spill that could be very dangerous if unchecked* Also CHRBRG: Never talks about it after

[@arandomcommenter412]

Gotta love how the lizard man or whatever bites you, causing you to die, clones you, and then says “a lot of people are dying”

[@dudeguy1460]

Pretty sure it was the weird bee things biting him, not the lizard

[@Khrayfish]

Yeah, he accidentally whacked a bee while he was cleaning up the blood.

[@Elmithian]

@@Khrayfish ...so he was killed by a singular bee? Not even a wasp? Darn that bee is badass

[@AzuriteCoast]

@@Elmithian beeBuddy, robot guards painted like bees

[@triicho3261]

“Hey Janitor…. HUUUUGE flood in arrivals.” They fail to mention the flood isn’t water 😂

[@GG-zb1uy]

Floods can be just water? Not on Goon, that's for sure.

[@daifuku75]

I mean, he never said it WAS water, so it could be a flood of anything.

[@PizzaBadger]

Charborg always manages to wander into the most violent and cursed situations in this game.

[@3dDoener]

That's because admins know he's streaming and doing all this weird stuff to make it interesting

[@riolusx2926]

This is space station 13. Shit like this is normal.

[@djdave4656]

That happens every game of space station 13 l0l

[@water_we]

water

[@majmage]

@@djdave4656 Exactly.

[@ShaggyToad1]

Now I see what they meant by saying that janitor was last line of defense in keeping station in one piece

[@moldiworp9143]

First line of defense.

[@Rhelord]

a round of space station 13 is probably the equivalent of working for a day at the youtube headquarters given that they come up with genius ideas such as removing the dislike numbers

[@TheSchultinator]

Didn't they try to remove the dislike button before?

[@ab3ki84hayate]

truly incredible 900 IQ thinking from youtube

[@bigfartsaresotasty]

it's more like having multiple strokes and then bombing a hospital.

[@wombat9793]

Nah that's /tg/ coders

[@LincolnRhyme-uy3pp]

This aged like fine wine lmao

[@deerbo2]

Had a round as a janitor, where people kept fighting in the bar The mess was not as bad as this, but I digress.

[@duckstomp]

What’s the name of the game

[@deerbo2]

@@duckstomp space station 13

[@deerbo2]

@@duckstomp and the server name is goon station, if you need that too lmao.

[@fedreck89]

Classic

[@majmage]

One of the things I missed most about Goon is how they provide those optional janitor objectives to try to complete. (Obviously the ones in this video were nightmarishly impossible, but it's still a cool system.) Also this entire round felt like an event custom-designed for janitors which is cool haha. A lot of rounds go by on TG station where Jani feels pretty boring

[@daifuku75]

Whenever I get Janitor I would just go around and convince people to dislike eachother or just afk. Very rarely you get actual action with Janitor lol

[@bocksocks]

i was the paramedic near the end. i got distracted by the medbay filling with histamine (toxic bad stuff) and didn't notice you dying before it was too late, sorry :( funniest part of the round was Finlotep, the mummy that we kept giving offerings to stop the curse, turning out to be a fake discount mummy and made out with like 20k credits.

[@bijtmntongaf]

ohh yea, when it was flooding blood there was someone talking about finlotep in a small closed off chamber, i assume jt was finlotep talking in first person

[@bocksocks]

@@bijtmntongaf yeah, someone built him a gold tomb and the crew kept giving him offerings of credits

[@3dDoener]

Never buy your Mummies from Discount Dan

[@palecaptainwolfkayls8499]

WHAT Was that the “skeleton” that chased the poor janitor?!

[@3dDoener]

@@palecaptainwolfkayls8499 nah that was a regzlar skeleton. They hide in closets sometimes

[@oldsport9279]

This shows how important janitor is

[@grandmagunsales2125]

Even the ability to spray people at 8:10 was helpful

[@isaiahsimmons5776]

but ultimately pointless

[@goblinoide]

@@isaiahsimmons5776 ... did you not see the video?

[@unoriginalcopy9844]

@@isaiahsimmons5776 until a blood demon emerges.

[@thedemonfoxofficial]

WhY hElLo ThEre OlD sPoRt🕺🏻

[@officiallyenormous]

This reminds me of that one time I saw a guy enter the school bathroom

[@katori.mp4647]

The fact that iggy is saying this makes it funnier

[@chrisg5219]

The evil roles really killed it this round

[@MajorWX2]

These floods of chemicals and blood are from the admins spawning 10000 units of liquids on a tile and letting it spread out

[@bepsucks]

isnt that abuse lmao

[@3dDoener]

@@bepsucks You call this admin abuse? Clearly you've never played on Goon1 then haha

[@spike2197]

I’m pretty sure they do it to make everything interested

[@MajorWX2]

@@bepsucks Think of them more like a Dungeons and Dragons dungeon master, adding interesting encounters to spice up some repetitive rounds

[@maudley]

I knew it had to be that, it was too perfect and chaotic. Had to have been watching his stream and saw those objectives

[@SandemandGames]

The SS13 videos are truly top notch content, this is simply what you love to see.

[@sik3xploit]

A janitor, the greatest nemesis to a sewage/spilling prankster.

[@random_dude9052]

Honestly, cleanest robotics ive ever seen

[@mosesracal6758]

I swear robotics will always look like a serial murderer's butchering table. Ive seen butcher markets cleaner than robotics

[@Fuer64]

Rewatching these videos makes me really wanna play the game but then I remember it's ungodly deep and I'm scared of getting even a single thing wrong

[@Pohuy_plyashem]

bro, just get started as an assistant with a wiki opened in browser, try to say in radio smth like "yooo free assistant" and try different jobs while somebody will explainyou this things, there are very nice community, u should try it :)

[@christophernoneya4635]

I know this is late but for anyone else who reads this... the game is incredibly deep but you only need to know the controls and some of the job you chose... just like real life. The janitor doesnt need to know how to mix breathable air, he needs to know how to get around, how to grab his cart, sort his kit, etc

[@thega.merdude]

Space Station 14 is a unity remake on steam that has an open playtest going right now. It’s a bit more approachable in its mechanics and if you just take service jobs to start you won’t have to stress yourself out.

[@jcstorey4565]

I legit went to your page thinking there'd be endless content of space station since you just seem like you've been around a while but no! turns out your still a relatively new youtuber, welp you've earned my sub and like and i cant wait for more

[@josephfarman2437]

He played with a youtuber called criken2 alot, still does but that's where he came from!

[@bocksocks]

this is his stream highlights channel, his main channel is Charborg

[@maximusthedude8305]

Lol Charborg and many of the people he plays with like Criken have been twitch streamers for close to a decade, but yes this is a new highlights channel and all the content here is pretty awesome

[@dumbpossum8461]

THE SPACE DRUGS FLOOD WAS UNCALLED FOR

[@BrainNinjaMidget]

Like the scene from the Shining, the blood was coming out of the damn walls

[@TheG_Boy]

the day he becomes a janitor is the day the station gets flooded

[@kruzidula]

i like how invested u get! its like im actually watching whats its like to be a janitor in space! great video mister charborg :)!

[@TheBlackwolf5011]

this is the best. keep bringing me the end of sadness.

[@-inky_aspect9-442]

I would love just a whole hour of this

[@TheRyhsge]

I think Charborg is one of my favorite you tubers at this point

[@aperturescienceguy2737]

The admins were definitely messing with him making huge puddles of goop and stuff

[@dogmilk8886]

capybara is a giant cavy rodent native to South America. It is the largest living rodent and a member of the genus Hydrochoerus. The only other extant member is the lesser capybara.

[@deadass849]

thats a weird way to call the "ok i pull up" guy

[@abacaxiblindao8313]

Yep here im brazil bapybaras loves rivers, i dont even need go to a zoo to see one 😁👍

[@The_Actually_Real_Elon_Musk]

Wawywawa

[@hope6840]

Ok I pull uo

[@hotcrossballs]

hop out at the after party

[@RandomInternetStranger]

A poem I copy-pasted from an AI called ChatGPT-3, with the prompt being "Write a poem about a janitor tasked with cleaning an ocean of blood" In a world gone mad, with violence unfurled, A janitor toils, his task to clean the world. With mop and bucket, he wades through the flood, A crimson deluge, an ocean of blood. He scrubs and he scrubs, but the stains won't budge, No matter how hard he tries, they won't be scrubbed. With each passing moment, the horror unfolds, The screams of the dying, the smell of the blood. But still he persists, his task to complete, To cleanse this nightmare, to make the world sweet. For though the blood may never be fully gone, The janitor knows that his work must go on. With tireless determination and a heart of steel, He fights on, alone, to cleanse this bloody ordeal. I switched around "a crimson deluge" and "an ocean of blood" so that they made more sense. It was originally "an ocean of blood, a crimson deluge." The AI so far has taught me how to code in Javascript on a fundamental level and given me recommendations on where to find more knowledge on it, Explained Schrodinger's Cat, summarized pretty much all of the games I've played ever in exact detail and accuracy, even going so far as to list the upsides and downfalls when prompted with equal impressiveness, and written "how to remove a ham sandwich from a VCR, in the style of the bible" in such quality that I don't think any human could replicate it. For anyone curious on how to operate the AI and give it the right prompts, if you want a description, simply say "write a detailed description of [insert thing]" and then if you want it in a particular style, add "in the style of [insert style]". If you want an essay, perhaps with a certain amount of words, the prompts are "write an essay" and "write a [insert number of words] essay about [topic]". I've never included a period in my prompts, but the usage of commas can and will change the prompt entirely for the AI, so I'd recommend trying both. The AI is starting to get popular and will eventually require a payment for each prompt, so get in while the servers aren't strained and you don't have to pay.

[@mranderson9553]

"just waiting for some blood to spill" well chrbrg got his wish

[@sovietkat6096]

im literally never seen someone so talented as you and crikem and the rest of the asdfs

[@mhc706]

Never seen a janitor protag based ss13 round. Also never seen a round with so many floods wtf lol

[@mantwerp4304]

Then you've never played oshan

[@danmeifan]

I remember playing as Janitor vs an Evil Clown. The Clown would constantly spill water and make people trip was the funniest shit. (Until he started stabbing the people who tripped LMAO) Also remember some like, alien stuff that kept spreading and I attempted to throw a soap bomb in an attempt to stop it (it didn't work)

[@64ggc]

i love this game. i think i speak for a lot of people

[@gamerguy6942]

Reminds me of the elevator with blood scene from the shining

[@normalgamer8591]

You got me back into goonstation, I forgot how good it was.

[@dumpsterfire9847]

This is the perfect trilogy

[@the_nepic]

4:52 i though that was the color of the floor

[@destroidhak2556]

"what a good day to be a jani-OH MY FUCKING GOD"

[@ademon5142]

props to you for keepin in role buddy thats neat

[@slicky3397]

I love watching these🙏 I would watch the live streams but I doubt I would be able to catch all of them and I would prob miss them

[@kateysonn2270]

There’s a fan channel that posts all of his streams on KZbin

[@slicky3397]

@@kateysonn2270 bet🙏

[@alexanderblitz4569]

I always love these Space station videos their so funny

[@sampy901]

A janiborg could have resolved all this in seconds lol

[@sauerkids9254]

Yet, he fails to question why there was blood in Robitics (or anywhere)

[@notaclass-d1822]

Viscera cleanup detail looks more 2d then I remember

[@Pasakoye]

Medbay and Bar spotless? Rough. Time to distract, kidnap, whatever half the station. Bribes officers to crank up arrests or something.

[@wolfy9011]

Congratulations this video made me start playing ss13 and its actually pretty fun (albeit s l o w after a round goes on for more then an 1 hour 30 mins)

[@AzuriteCoast]

Loving these SS13 vids so much

[@tyzd00]

this some shining type of stuff

[@lechking941]

ok janitorial got to be brutal work

[@whenmushroomsattack3303]

The Monkey screaming at the beginning fills me with so much anxiety because of what happened last timem

[@nathanford2072]

Me with after cleaning an entire space station worth of blood: “hey docs, yall need some blood for yoru patients?”

[@joepauloliver1468]

These videos on ss13 is so good

[@thatonedude05]

Hey, wait! That roach in the purple beret, that's Rosie Roachmann! I'd recognize her anywhere! That's on Goonstation 3: Morty!

[@razvanstefan233]

1 year later still makes me cry laughing

[@razvanstefan233]

guess who's back, back again

[@Firiga]

Please more of this!

[@1EthanCC]

E coli is pretty much harmless outside of a UTI unless you're in another country or get O157:H7, which is incredibly rare.

[@veveve3634]

Space e.coli

[@mememan2011]

How the hell there is so many blood in the station

[@insomnicbypasser]

Oh hell yeah more space station 13

[@robertkirsakmens4808]

Epic gamer moment

[@thesleepparalysisdemonon]

Dude was rolling in space drugs

[@octopusgaming9706]

I can’t believe this game is from 2003

[@thedukeofdorks6001]

Did jntrborg just sprits down a snake man? Now thatssssss content.

[@hazardgoose2352]

that bucket is bottomless, it sucks pools of blood

[@PRchris13]

He hold the door so much he died

[@THEGUY552]

Watching you play this game feels like watching rugler show

[@SenorBobII]

God that's worse flooding than Oshan.

[@I_EAF_19882]

Edward E. Coli

[@helpiambeingheldhostage]

that plushie is gonna satisfy me in 2 different ways

[@chrisjensen5998]

Hey listen up Mr. Borg notification still don't work, are we gonna have a problem here

[@Offenreal]

thank you for reviving an almost dead game! i started watching your channel from the roblox videos and now that you're reviving an almost dead game that i play alot makes me very happy! thank you charborg :)

[@helix33933]

Well, I wouldn't really say SS13 was an almost dead game. Pop was somewhat growing before him, and was roughly around the 800 -1000 range.

[@spencermiller3452]

I want to know how these chemical overflows happen

[@rhombus4786]

Ooooooh so thats how they filled the elevator in the shining

[@GG-zb1uy]

As an Vet-Med I'm very disappointed that the Doc couldn't handle simple beestings, like give him some diphenhydramine per hypospray against the histamine and he would have been fine.

[@JohnPartin515]

funny enough the doc in game was in the comment section further above and was busy doing exactly that and missed char dying

[@skyvwootgaming3442]

5:50 REALIZATION

[@skyvwootgaming3442]

9:19 oh cluck 😱

[@thearctic7919]

space station you see the most stupidest crap in the most smartest ways

[@brainypepper1621]

who let that sketon out bruh

[@v.i.glusta4712]

Man needs to use the clesning grenade more

[@TransfemMarta]

Pretty sure I saw this in a horror movie once.

[@Marvin-xe4mi]

you should straight up portray scruffy from futurama

[@ashcheeks1]

YESSSS

[@glitchfinder4206]

The janitor is like:bro wife happened

[@samiamrg7]

Hardest workin’ damn janitors ya’ ever did see!

[@The-skeletonified-man]

1:35 Morty.

[@progamer5556]

This game is so good

[@dedidedi9132]

my thirst for ss13 content has almost been quenched

[@shugeetunner9208]

Finally another space station 13

[@salty5613]

Greytide incoming

[@rikigj4326]

Another great videi from the blood god

[@PrimarySweeper13]

Blood for the blood god

[@the-0-endless376]

Damn I love this game

[@cadencampbell5974]

I have never seen a game like is. It look really fun.

[@CaringScared]

The plush is too good

[@krimsonwolf5462]

AAYYYYYY WE GOT AN SS13 VID!!!

[@Gest_Gest_]

Yp keep up the work man you make mday every time I see ya pepo love

[@soldier5651]

More of this game

[@thinkingname7569]

Should have gotten Moses on the ship

[@viagray8098]

You released.. a demon.. 😂

[@justthatguyagain610]

Clean it up Jannies