A BOTTLE OF WINE *Storytime* feat. RICH LUX

[@nancybarbosa5691]

I miss these two being friends. They were funny together

[@lorivalero6387]

I miss them being Friends. They were a comedian duo like no other.

[@BasicStuff95]

The story times are getting more and more scandalous! My ovaries are shaking. 😂 Live for them

[@mermaiddiyartist8119]

Basic Stuff z😂😂😂

[@cynwashere6940]

Ovaries? Really??? Ovaries...woakay.......

[@ameliahdz335]

😂😂🤣

[@kimico7cutie]

Christine Marie Zamets rrtry red red 🌲 rrttorerrrrrrrrrr

[@kimico7cutie]

Ty tyyty

[@OmgItsVEE]

Omfg 🤣 My pregnant ass almost went into labor watching this from laughing sooooo hard 💀!!!!! Funniest story ever 💁🏼‍♀️🤣 Omg love ya ❤️

[@Luca881-z2z]

Of course am I a woman- the most legendary line Eva

[@IrisMoon22]

Walter Mercado and Katy Perry in one video I'm shook!! 😱😱

[@mirandamartin1309]

Iris Highfill SCREAMINGGGGGG 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@qwnhoward4880]

Best comment of the day!

[@mimiesparza7637]

Lmao! 😂😂😂

[@chomi0000]

Walter Mercado 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Emily-qh8kp]

😂😂😂

[@crissysmiles6657]

I just laughed so hard i woke up my hubby and had to act like i was having a little homosexual sleeping seizure to keep the peace. No regrets! 😂❤

[@crissysmiles6657]

Hahahahahaha yah i think thats going to have to be my new course of action for now on

[@vogue906]

crissy smiles lmfao

[@nancysygshow6253]

LOL 💀

[@stephanybrand6875]

I'm dying

[@KarlaBytchLOL]

Omg that shit is too funny get your life *honnaaay* 😂

[@tinawingard6874]

My depression has lifted. I love you two together. I have never laughed so much. Love you both soooo much.

[@lisaamariee1017]

Fr FR

[@apocalypse_jenn]

Same

[@Postmortementrails]

same. I was asleep from 9pm to 2pm :( This was the only thing that made me laugh.

[@christinevb3861]

Oh my do I miss this duo. It breaks my heart that they are no longer friends. I wish they could both set their differences behind and be friends again. They were magic together UGH 😩

[@MsCortez85]

Best duo since cookies and milk, peanut butter and jelly..... 😍😀

[@myraaahhhhhhhhhhh]

MsCortez85 Thelma & Louise!!!

[@slavprince4603]

Better duo than Rich lux and her disability check at Louis Vuitton store hahahaha

[@TomboiTravels]

...rice and beans, cinnamon and nutmeg.

[@TomboiTravels]

@@myraaahhhhhhhhhhh But, the Corvette sprouts wings and flies over all the haters DA HAUS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@myraaahhhhhhhhhhh]

BaldGirlGoneBold The h8rz Gunna Be Goin Thru The GigZ! Their Struggle Gunna Be Real Gurrrrllll!! 🤣

[@xxLmaoCrewxx]

I would definitely pay to watch an actual series with just these two talking and laughing. And giirlllll the tea!! ❤️❤️❤️

[@mizzprettyhuston]

"Tha Finisher" omg I forgot bout that story 😂😂😂

[@kompheakphann3435]

🤣🤣🤣

[@mrserika1803]

MizzPretty Huston 😂

[@knocks28]

I'm thinking of how the gay culture was decimated by the AIDS crisis of the 80's and 90's, and how a lot of history and potential mentors to the youth was lost. You guys are doing a community service! Thank you.

[@kaitlync5110]

“This...this is why I vote republican” IM DEAD 💀

[@lorenagalvan4058]

K C that was hilarious! 😂😂

[@gointhruthagigz-recoverysp2482]

I DIEDDDDDD and was REINCARNATED when she said that... lmaooo

[@tamabeams]

@@gointhruthagigz-recoverysp2482 same. I don't know how long I can was Dead for, but I respawned just in time for the wine bottle part.

[@gointhruthagigz-recoverysp2482]

@@tamabeams☠☠☠☠yesssss🤭🤭🤣🤣🤣

[@anniegeiger1031]

K C I have been WAITING for this comment to make sense and now I know and it’s hilarious!!!!

[@AngieSoEpic360]

I would pay to see them together again because girl I am in tears 😂😂 I can watch this everyday and still laugh.

[@Salouaax]

Dolly Parton and Nicki Minaj are shakinggggg! They WISHED they could look like you & rich

[@ichiban6004]

Every now and than I come back and rewatch this story when I’m feeling down. Such a good laugh ❤😂

[@heyyou1708]

Tea the houseeeeee

[@Vicky-ft6ee]

Any paranormal or ghost stories yall have?

[@MsBethanHolly]

Ooh...that would be awesome! I feel like the channels I watch most are paranormal and Rich Lux.....odd combo

[@Vicky-ft6ee]

@@MsBethanHolly lol same girl!

[@curly_evy]

What channels do you recommend?

[@Jojo_dadonn]

@@curly_evy huff paranormal

[@Jojo_dadonn]

@@curly_evy grav3yardgirl but you have to type in ghost stories after her name

[@elizabethrobedeaux3351]

Watching in 2022 ❤ I miss their energy together.

[@TheGeorge1510]

Cinderella moment with the sock left behind! Maybe he wanted you to find him to return the sock.! 🧦🧦

[@lizzieadore1053]

I miss y’all 2 together 💜💛💖

[@93akane]

In Jeffree Star's new video, Jeffree and Shane Dawson said "the house" DA HAUS! 😂

[@lucyhayes6878]

I watched that too!!

[@davidfarias958]

Girrrrrrl i have soooo much shit to say right now but ima start out with that number 5

[@davidfarias958]

Clock it the house?! CLOCK IT THE VILLAGE BITCH 😂😂😂

[@TejanaInPhx915]

When I want to laugh I go back and see these two! They were hilarious together ❤😂

[@vickzplace4515]

I keep going back to this videos 😭💗. They really did have the best stories!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@kaysharma1768]

Lushious always getting robbed by the trade!!!! Tv, cellphone. Now she asks for a deposit, social security number and your mother’s maiden name when you walk in the door.

[@susanmenn5016]

😂

[@marlenperez6477]

🤣

[@AngieSoEpic360]

I'm screaming

[@anamariadiaz1268]

Application process the 🏡

[@kaysharma1768]

AnaMaria Diaz 😂😂😂

[@MrCijuciju]

found this while trying to find something light and funny....I miss you both,such a shame things did't go the way Universe has planned....life is full of surprises,maybe one day I see both of you talking like this,my little white pedestrian girls❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@MrCijuciju]

At the end of 2024 STILL MY FAV COUPLE😊😊😊😊

[@Membermew]

this editing is so good I can't even omg the house

[@corygiesbrecht5423]

2024.... What a shame this friendship fell apart. I died when these two went at it "the house"!

[@samanthaallard167]

“If they touch the feces they fall in love” ohh is that the secret to life that I’ve been missing? 😂🤯💩

[@monicabroussard840]

I have watched this over and over. It never gets old !

[@eve8985]

This makes me want to hear the finisher story again 🤣🤣

[@Niamhdm7871]

Lmfao me 2.

[@Motochick203]

Lmao!!!

[@taylurskye]

I'm living for Lush's energy in this video😂😂😂 rewatching it for the 50th time loooool!

[@harleymetallica]

Lmfao "I was walking him out Maryann!"

[@bellagtz21]

That zoom in on the pimple 😂😂 morphe foundation is still coming for your skin!! Haha 😆🤣🤣

[@nathaliperez2963]

55555555 GORL! I'VE DONE THE CACA BUSINESS ON MY HUSBAND DA HOUSE! But he knew what he was getting into!

[@gabbyvasquez8885]

Nathali Perez 😂

[@shelbyurquhartm2244]

Nathali Perez 😂😂 yasss gurl we love the tea!

[@ajpntmp]

Girl he sure did and so did mine 555555

[@AnaLaura-gl6vi]

Barbecuing the house 😅

[@ajpntmp]

bebe bebe we do that too everyone try’s different things

[@bb97000]

Awww i used to love watching you guys together. Both of you are very hilarious and funny together. Still love you both THE HOUSE! 😢😢😢

[@littlereddstar5264]

“As The Trade Turns.” Literally.

[@f.g1228]

Wonder if one day they will ever made amends … they were funny together

[@mlvc82]

MORE OF YOU 2 TOGETHER!!!!!!! it's the best!

[@MaleOrderBride]

Damn...i miss yall two together! You had such chemistry! This whole video was hilarious...please reunite and let bygones be bygones

[@holdenbeach4ever]

You all need an accountant to figure out how much trade you girls are pulling in 😂😂

[@tashodonnell86]

holdenbeach4ever There’s an app idea if I’ve ever heard one!! 😂

[@leighhamrick]

Watching in the middle of the night and shaking the bed with smothered laughter. You two are too godawful funny!

[@AnaC143]

Testosterone activated.... She-Man!!💪😂

[@Thelesser.bb_k]

Ana Farias 🗣I HAVE THE POWER BOTTOM ... She-Man !!! 🗡⚡️✨✨

[@cxxtrippyxx2396]

bro i’m sad af they’re going through this shit. rich’s reactions are life holy fuck

[@cherrymoore6710]

Well darlin' this is going to be the 4th video that I watch over and over. "I got punched on Halloween!", "The Finisher", and "Clock it tha hause. (Gay Lingo pt. 1)" I have renamed those vidoes because they are my go to videos if I am ever having a bad or stressful day. I just enjoy those videos so much that I have renamed to one part of each video that cracks me up! I love your story times and whenever you collab with Rich. Y'all funny as hell!

[@NM-ce2if]

Cherry Pie which one is i got punched on halloween 😂😂

[@sergiogonzalez1304]

Ayyyy Lushious you’re giving me Lil Kim Brownsville edition THE HOUSE !!!!!!! Love you sooooo much

[@FeliciaLynnHinojosa]

I LIVE for Rich’s testosterone fueled primate re-enactment 13:18 of Lush😂😂😂😂❤️❤️

[@gabbyvasquez8885]

Felicia Lynn Hinojosa Tarzan ass 😂

[@dentalfloss3930]

I rewinded 4 x 😂😂 I’m crying!!

[@FeliciaLynnHinojosa]

I was dying! 😂😂😭😭😭😭

[@ssilk3082]

Me to omg lol💗🤗

[@candimayes]

Omg! I am crying I'm laughing so hard. Love you two so maaaauch ♥️♥️

[@chilangaenportland746]

11:15 the “stampeding sound” im dead😂😂😂

[@yarizsanchez6961]

The purple wig lmao

[@tonia2483]

Last time I was this early rich was still butch da house!

[@karlacampos7538]

🧦 where is the sock hunney????????????❤️

[@JaseekaRawr]

The editing is so ON POINT! Had me rolling, gorl! 😂😭🤣👏 I think a lot of us can relate to your story, Lachuchas... I was 15 & had to *physically* fight off some weirdo meth guy who came at me sexually aggressive. 😱😡👊 The next morning my childhood guy friends came to visit me & thought it would be funny to scare me awake... So I woke up *swinging* gorl! They were seriously shook, the house, lol... I explained to them what happened that night & they were super supportive. They were rallying to find him 👊 but our roommate had already kicked his behind out that same night, so thankfully he was long gone by then! I liked that you shared this story, Lushious; especially since you'd never shared it before. It's *so* therapeutic to just get it out, say it out loud & finally stop keeping it locked down inside. So it's both therapeutic & healing to share our experiences... We also let each other know we're not alone! ❤️ Bringing humor to it is a great coping mechanism & makes it easier to share. Thank you for sharing it, opening dialogue & still finding a way to bring a smile to us while doing it! You talented, beautiful, BBW woman, hunny! 🍯❤️😘

[@yarizsanchez6961]

I can watch this weekly and still laugh my ass off

[@jessicacavazos3530]

The Pedestrian women are shook everywhere lol ❤❤

[@lilTexastoast]

WE NEED MORE RICH LUX AND LACHUCHOUS STORY TIMES!!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰 I love y’all the house!!!

[@janetdiaz7788]

Giving me Celia Cruz vibes the houseeeeeee

[@mrs.bosstoross4741]

Miss this duo 💜💙💜💙

[@bryanpartin2498]

These stories are true, the names have been changed to protect the innocent....and the guilty.

[@LushiousMassacr]

Lmao

[@ChefHKGaming]

Ya’ll need a podcast like yesterday!!!

[@kbimbo_]

“This is why I vote republican!” LMFAOOO 💀

[@dawnmiller6580]

“I was a cross dresser before, but I’m a man now!” LMFAO!!! 😂 😂 😂

[@AubreeNicoleMusic]

My friend used to be a hoooooeeeeee. Shes had so many bad experiences. She is the female version of lushious. She had a guy over at her parents house that stole her moms van to get away. She had a guy just take off before they actually got to business. He said he had to use the bathroom at the gas station and never came back. Its dangerous!! And I'm glad I was there even though I was in a monogamous relationship I would never let anything happen to her physically.

[@girlwithnofilter2147]

This is amazing, I was crying with laughter! Not so scandalous but I’ve had one night stands that have stolen my underwear! The walk of shame, commando was horrible. 😂

[@Michelleiiiam]

5 on my ex LMAO. he asked for it! lil chicken Alfredo never hurt nobody 🤣

[@Twister277]

Michelle Rivas 😂😂

[@glitterbylesley4445]

One time I tried killing a cockroach with my chancla and it flew I got scare and fell backwards hitting my head 😂😂 and I remember laughing with my sister saying imagine if I had died the police report omggg scandoulous victim died due too a flying cockroach we be thiinking the samee 😂😂

[@PocchariBaby]

I literally starve myself before hand just cause I’m scared of leaving a trace of my soul on the damn thing. That being said you know where you’re putting your meat! You know what lives in that hole so don’t act shocked when you leave with a damn souvenir!

[@francesc9043]

😂😂

[@PocchariBaby]

Lmfaooooo ❤️

[@chanybailey2382]

This videos gonna be a oldie but goodie for me this and the pizza video with rich as Ursula will b my favs 😂😂😂 I’ve rewatched this so many times

[@starseed_serpents5486]

Aww that little sock story broke my heart 😂💔

[@scorpiogyrrl75]

New regular segment "Trade Secrets" !!! Yesss! I live!! 😂 I watched the bathhouse one 4 times! 😂😂😂

[@AshBear2008]

YESSSS!!!!!!!!! I have been DYING for a story time from you two??!?!??! A girl is LIVING her homosexual fantasy HUNNAYYY!!!!!

[@chantizzyyy]

11:20 the pig squeal kills me DA HAUS!!!🤣🤣🤣 La chaches and maryanne need to make more storytime videos HONEY!💕

[@hwingo35]

Lushious + Rich Lux = automatic like da house

[@bawngwawter]

recovering from wisdom teeth removal and your videos are the best therapy honey, i look up to you and Rich like you don't even know. sending love from rural Wisconsin

[@dippylalalal8215]

I Shat on the trade, and you're right.. 5 years later and we're still together. Shit on the trade THE HOUSE HENNY!

[@LushiousMassacr]

💀

[@nonayabizswettie1688]

You guys need to do a traveling show. Comedy houses 💯

[@sorpy6972]

YOLANDA be jealous the HOUSE of those wigs! 😉 Omg!!!! Mis AMORES... make my day every time you BBW post 💜

[@8610Janet]

I miss them together so much. I hope they come to a resolution. This viewers choice needs to allow them to heal at their own time, and not insert himself.

[@mariah8234]

"You bitter 🐝 s, you better not do that! You gotta see the whole video and watch all the ads" I died!!😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@vitaminC7657]

I used to watch the KKW Beauty Exposed With Receipts video EVERY day while getting ready for work. It's so hilarious...but it's been replaced by this! I literally GET MY LIFE watching this!!!!! It will NEVER get old!!!

[@InertiaTM]

THIS! THIS IS WHY I VOTED REPUBLICAN. 😂😂😂

[@bkidwill7423]

I litterally would watch you two together everyday THA house 😭😂👏🏻

[@bethanyb.3299]

"oMg ThE ViDeO sTaRts aT 7:11" 😂😂💋💋 luv u both soo much😉♥️🙏🏼

[@coolgirl4593]

Girl bye

[@briannavin3798]

im CRYING .. i live for this story time.

[@RaffasPlasticLife]

For those who don’t know who I am. *laughs* ICON.

[@IcarusAnderson]

Ooooh unsere schweizer queen bei unseren amiqueens! 💞

[@shaneanfriends]

Omg Raffa clock it the house! ❤️❤️❤️

[@jackiejuku]

I rewatch these from time to time because they make me so happy

[@Rose-cp7wv]

I love these looks on you both. Hairspray & Unicorn 🌈

[@sarahstannard4800]

5 THE HOUSE! LMAO. I was so embarrassed, and he was so cool about it. Then we laughed. He proposed not long after. Hahahaha

[@MISSUNIVERSE1830]

I want that blonde wig, it reminds of the nanny's (tvshow) mom

[@pamys6992]

By my window Broken glass YES!!!! That’s it !!

[@MISSUNIVERSE1830]

@@pamys6992 my favorite is Yetta grandma of the nanny, can you believe that Fran and Yetta are both Librans ... I'm a Libra too Lol

[@SXYsalty]

I miss these days . When they were down with each other.

[@LeVitrail]

of course,we want some more of your story times!!

[@pauljohn4026]

So funny 🤣🤣🤣 love these 2 x

[@Julatto90]

Love you Lushious!!!! All the way from Cape Town,South Africa

[@yolandac251]

Jubair Jafthas I’m here too visiting my mom from Australia

[@MsBethanHolly]

Hiya from CT too! Maybe we can find fellow Rich and Luscious fans by listening out for "clock it the house" or "love you so MACCH!!!!"

[@mistybabyxx]

Love this fellow capetonians yaaaaassssss

[@Julatto90]

Hey!!! @@MsBethanHolly lol that would be iconic hearing it outa nowhere haha. I'd be gagged🤯. And "huuuney!"😂

[@Julatto90]

Escandalo!!!

[@louiseamanda2919]

The editing is everything. Love you guys xxx

[@fuschiaflower7643]

yassss! 2 of my favorite people together! imma loving the 90's Ivana Trump hair on La cha chous and the purple mermaid hair on Rich! The house baby!

[@jess_hartmn2710]

I’m dying!!! This might be my favorite video of you two ever!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@katieramirez4334]

Finally some valuable content to watch 🤣 I was going through the gigs on this gay day ❤️🥳

[@KikiRae]

The Queens have arrived! I’m shook! ♥️ Love y’all so much!

[@andrewcamacho]

*presses 5* I'm not even embarrassed that it happened, he got his.

[@daniellehanes1059]

Luchachas I was having a horrible day at work yesterday, girl I was going through the gigs, and pulled this up on my lunch and instantly felt better. I needed this primero impacto exclusivo

[@Barkerfam6]

I feel like I get to see a whole new side of Rich when he’s with you and I looooove it😘😘😘

[@kimmytilley5883]

Luscious and Rich, you 2 make me laugh so hard, my face hurts 😂🤣😂🤣 Damn, I need a face massage LMFAO!!

[@mhl1944]

Omg my favorite BBWs!!! Just made my day!!! ❤❤❤ Lushious are u doing a LIVE this weekend?????