A brief look at that time a human declared war.. & The Human Champion | HFY | TFOS1107

[@lawrencem.37]

1st story: Never underestimate the power of pure raw fury. It doesn't necessarily come out in anyone's favor. 2nd story: I pretty sure alot of alien "champions" are just gonna be goo everywhere... walls, floors, ceilings, and even in my racoon wounds.

[@soffren]

Poor champions 🥺 they prolly never even seen a Deathworlder 🤣

[@gundam2jimmy]

Doom Slayer. Rip and Tear, until it is done.

[@greygalaxy8638]

When you get murdered by alien bastards, but your human wife is from the Year 10,000 AD where humans have achieved singularity, and she has been playing a very ancient video game called "Stellaris".

[@destrinbriar1019]

Which i am sure is still being updated, with 250,000 expansions but you will probably still lag out the game beyond 2400 ad because of the still shit code.

[@chrislaf89]

@@destrinbriar1019 Hopefully we'll have Stellaris 2 by then, with revised and improved base code to make it more playable. Still as many expansions though

[@CT-1035]

@@chrislaf89Stellaris 2; electric boogaloo

[@wildwikedwanderer1208]

Taylor’s actions were a proper response to having your loved ones be killed by a idiotic xeno army

[@TimeSurfer206]

"Hello. Nazis kill my husband. I want to buy a Tank." - Mariya Vasilyevna Oktyabrskaya

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

DAMN STRAIGHT. I have my own Taylor, and I can only hope that, immoral as it may be, she can gain some solace in the slaughtering of my murderers should such a thing occur.

[@ClokworkGremlin]

She was holding back, honestly.

[@michaelyoung7261]

Doom soundtrack starts playing

[@erushi5503]

Theres doom music in the bgm ahahaha

[@logankuhlman7054]

Loads shotgun with malicious intent

[@darkhorse13golfgaming]

*righteous rage intensifies*

[@dylantucker5374]

*DEMONIC DEATH SCREAMS INTENSIFY*

[@charltonsticher3461]

DESIRE TO RIP AND TEAR RISES!!!!!

[@SuperMcmonster]

I propose a new crowd chant for sporting events: "RIP AND TEAR" "The slaughter has just begun." "RIP AND TEAR" "Our enemies shall run" "RIP AND TEAR" "Until it is done."

[@Sniper-rr2zx]

I second this.

[@felixthescholarlytitan4437]

I third this motion.

[@Roadburner4]

I fourth this motion!

[@wyattrodgers2844]

I fifth this motion

[@rhysmulcahy7029]

I sixth this motion!

[@9LiveEmpire]

Everybody's Gangsta until the doom soundtrack began to play

[@bogustoast22none25]

I’d stop being gangsta too if the boss battle music is a doom soundtrack whilst I’m not doomslayer

[@TheSonicfanx1]

Second Story: Let me tell you why the only thing they fear is you.

[@Xaerorazor0]

Hell hath no fury greater than a woman scorned. Side cannon: It’s the same woman in both stories (yes yes I know where “Rip and Tear” comes from)

[@anthonypreston8355]

that is an awesome side cannon and one I know whole heartedly believe is real.

[@phasepanther4423]

I never thought an HFY story would have me feeling sorry for aliens. But I pity all their champions. And any of them there to witness the massacre. No kill like overkill they say.

[@AgroSquerril]

yup

[@WiredTurkey316]

The story of a highly focused human with a certain set of skills and a lot of time on their hands

[@AgroSquerril]

yup

[@GenStallion]

Did not see that ending on the second one coming. I love the old doom games.

[@Immoralbites]

Rule #1 avoid civilian casualties. Reason for this rule? This is how war crimes happen, and if the civilian was human or human involved.... they are resourceful at compiling lists of war crimes.... story 2 Until It Is Done!

[@AgroSquerril]

until it is done

[@walnut6684]

Reason for the rules Military trained humans are taught to abide by the geneva convention, human civilians are not

[@mrcannon3218]

...But you. You will be worse. Rip and Tear. Until it is DONE.

[@brianl8481]

Resourceful at checking off war crimes, as it suddenly becomes a “To-Do List”.

[@johngamer593]

@@AgroSquerril apparently there's a part two to the second story, I hope you end up doing that one too, please and thank you! 😅

[@greenrena8503]

"Idiots will be Idiots" If there is one true maxim in the world...

[@robertschumacher2707]

'The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.'

[@sirfenixxumbra6626]

the strongest maxim in the universe is the tendency if chaos

[@Strutinan]

I prefer "never attribute to stupidity what can be better explained by malice". It has never led me wrong...but it HAS filled some graves, lol.

[@scottcampbell7944]

If you make something idiot proof, the universe will provide a better idiot.

[@reggiehigh22]

As soon as he said rip I started getting goosebumps

[@Heidao623]

Human goddess on vacation with mortal xeno husband *Husband is murdered* "I declare war"

[@unknownplauer306]

Boopity bopity you have lost the rights to exist

[@ClokworkGremlin]

That wasn't a war. That was an extermination.

[@TheGrimFormOfLuck]

A rightfully due extermination. I mean the killed so many civs, and one thing humans cant abide by are killing innocents

[@Flarflenugen]

SCREW THE ALGORITHM! FOR THE DOOM SLAYER

[@derrickmiller9776]

The Slayer's time is now!

[@hanneskarlbom6644]

"Bored people on the internet", somehow very realistic, lol.

[@AgroSquerril]

lol

[@ianharrison5758]

One time I was just asking around on a forum for any interesting chemistry facts and someone just straight up posted the recipes in like half of the anarchist cook book as a fun fact 😂

[@boingboingresearcherph.d.2871]

The woman on the first story played a lot of resource management games on her younger years... If you could 3d print a 3d printer on a 3d printer, just how many 3d printer could a printed 3d printer print??

[@ckl9390]

An exponential quantity of 3d printers could be printed by the 3d printed printers 3d printing printers. Theoretically of course, as they may run their course, with a given 3d printed printer perhaps possessing only a certain useful service life. This may indeed be remedied with replacement parts, of course, printed by another 3d printer. But by supplying spare parts it would indeed detract from that printer's production of other 3d printers. So by maintaining said capacity for printing would delay from the 3d printing of more printers, a printer once repaired would certainly print more. While other factors may pertain, such as available power with which to print, the most constraining of course would be that of course materials of which to print into printers.

[@jonathantadlock-stein2023]

A 3d printer would 3d print as many 3d printers as a 3d printer could 3d print if a 3d printer could 3d print 3d printers

[@wyattrodgers2844]

@@jonathantadlock-stein2023 yes

[@PhoenixThunderheart]

All of them

[@ThomasTee]

What I learned from story 1: Don't mess with even a single civilian hailing from a K2-civ.

[@Fru1tSamura1]

Broooooo all he said was rip and tear and knew what was going down

[@alexs5814]

This was supposed to be a vacation. She was a civilian in this universe and only a interesting curiosity to any who'd investigate her electronic footprint. They'd merely see that she didn't really have one longer than five years into her past, strange that. Taylor Huce, very recent widow, stared at the smoke choked skies and once again cursed the fate that brought her to this soon-to-be-deleted ball of dirt. She tried, god knows she tried keeping her past forgotten. A new chance, a fresh restart, a life unlike her past one and a unexpected husband so unlike the other man stuck inside the dark recesses of her memories. Tr'Boke had been good for her mental health and she'd only ever admitted it to herself once but she actually began to feel the hope of a content future budding in her heart. It was all for naught. Her past caught up once again and just as quickly ripped her hope and dreams asunder. The approximation of a earth born cockroach crawled over her dead husbands face and she listlessly tried to order it to stay away from him. Of cource it didn't listen. Oh well then... Taylor Huce stood up and gingerly picked the devastated frame of her new past to bring him to her ship. It felt like it was time to show this new galaxy her old skills. The Democratic Republic of Bineeks made themselves her target and now there was nothing stopping her from rebuilding them into a monarchy with her as their new Queen. Taylor Huce, nee Hebert, began to Escalate.

[@dividewalker5673]

MOTHERFUCK Yeah that's an instant death warrant and immediately where my mind went too. Life never stops sucking for the Queen of Escalation, huh?

[@primeknight7531]

Ok I got that reference! For the QUEEN OF ESCALATION!!!!!! HAIL KHEPRI!!!

[@alexs5814]

@@primeknight7531 hehe^^ glad you liked.

[@felixthescholarlytitan4437]

Don’t get the reference, but still enjoyed the read.

[@hogfry]

*In an incredibly base voice* "The doom slayer has entered the arena!"

[@grogvaughan5649]

8:30 this reminds me of when the Army was phasing out the LAW rocket. We lost a guy breaching during house to house stuff so after the CO told us we needed to get rid of the LAWs i told my guys to start using them as breaching tools. The last 100 days of that deployment i didn't lose any of my people.

[@eliandervalderen5849]

Those poor flesh Abominations have no chance. Also sounds like the poor woman the first one was traumatized I hope she gets counseling once she's finished with her revenge

[@spacetechempire510]

I’m shure she did due to humanity most likely has known this to happen for time to time

[@henrypaleveda7760]

the micro she had must have been insane

[@asurasyn]

"You know, there _IS_ a limit to revenge." "Maybe I just haven't reached mine yet. "

[@Strutinan]

@@asurasyn revenge IS the best counseling, after all.

[@seiboldtadelbertsmiter3735]

Death has a name and it is Taylor.

[@stargate55746]

Personally I loved the 1st one, the 2nd one left a lot to be desired it felt kind of unfinished story wise with ending before the combat was finished.

[@wyvern5903]

The author made a second part called 'until it is done'.

[@willklemp6900]

@@wyvern5903 link plz? I can't find it

[@user-mu8ok5xf8d]

@@wyvern5903 i also want to hear that story

[@zyanidwarfare5634]

@@wyvern5903 where

[@henrypaleveda7760]

the first one had some time scale issues, like strip mining a planet in six hours and having similar operations on every large body in a solar system. but scifi and it is still fiction and all that.

[@natyoboi5191]

"RIP. AND. TEAR!" I think we all know where this is going.

[@altairmowat2646]

Loads shotgun with malicious intent as doom soundtrack starts up

[@Mad_Overseer]

Rip and tear!

[@DisIzDaName]

What did that mean though? Seems like there's an in joke I missed.

[@kopkaljdsao]

@@DisIzDaName It's Doom guy from the Doom games. My question is what did humans bioengineer to need to make a Doomguy?

[@AgroSquerril]

doom meme

[@flot.6427]

@@kopkaljdsao Some Scientist probably developed some tech to summon beings of other dimensions just for the heck of it.

[@Undead_Essence]

Scientist questioned if they can not if they should

[@valeon7303]

And this is why nanomachine manufacturing is horrifying: Within a day she had an entire private army. Within a week she deleted empires. Exponential growth is no joke.

[@yomogami4561]

the first story summed up: 'hell hath no fury...'

[@narutohuntmendemon6354]

12:09 The DoomSlayer

[@SergeyWaytov]

#1 makes really good poke of how bored Internetman can make really dangerous things, if prompted right

[@AgroSquerril]

lol ,yarp

[@ChrissieBear]

Taylor: "Look at me. I'm the grey goo now."

[@sillerbarly4927]

The first story sounds light like a space engineers playthrough with the rate of progress that is going on

[@reesewhittington6778]

"The only thing you will fear is me." *bass drop*

[@AgroSquerril]

indeed

[@erushi5503]

Damn, the first story reminds me of story about a Russian woman who bought a tank to avenge her husband Also Rip and Tear!!! Ahahaha

[@AgroSquerril]

:)

[@thomasscott80]

Completely reasonable response

[@doctorbright1065]

Story 1: "Why do I hear Boss Music?" Story 2: "Why do I hear DEATH METAL?"

[@IRMentat]

NANOMACHINE son.

[@ouberfox5898]

I've sayd it before and ill say it again exponential growth is.... scary

[@AmataTai]

Are we getting an "Until it is Done" follow up?

[@ouberfox5898]

Spite and exponential growth goes from 0 to the speed of light to ho s**t real quick

[@henrypaleveda7760]

I pity the souls who will have to clean up the arena after the human is done.

[@AgroSquerril]

giblets

[@overfailed3639]

This is the even more over the top Version of "If something happens to him I will kill everyone in this room and then myself."

[@ProfessorRaiParadox]

A bit of an overstated factoid but I just wanna point out doomguy could become Pope, and that's metal has hell.

[@jonathantadlock-stein2023]

No he couldn’t, in whatever religion earth has in the doom games the doom slayer would have a pope. It’d be like saying god could be the pope

[@ProfessorRaiParadox]

@@jonathantadlock-stein2023 he's canonically a baptized celebate devout catholic. I grant you that it is an elected position among the cardinals, but nonetheless.

[@kevincaruthers5412]

Started giggling when 'a lone warrior emerged from the shadows'. :) "Against all the evil that Hell can conjure, all the wickedness that mankind can produce, we will send unto them... only you. Rip and tear, until it is done."

[@KertaDrake]

And all of humanity was no doubt just looking on and posting "Well that escalated quickly" memes and gifs of people eating popcorn.

[@SergeyWaytov]

#2 *Doom soundtrack intensifies*

[@DP-dd6hl]

Dam what a cliff hanger lol.

[@damiennightmaresx7950]

i thought it was gonna be like an older story not just doom guy- the Xeno Slayer is so not worth the fight my alien friends he will crunch your skull like a tooth-pick- he will show you why all the deaths in mortal kombat are reasonably liveable-

[@FirebaII0]

DOOM SLAYER YESS OMG I DIDNT EXPECT THAT I love it so much

[@Maddog3060]

You can just hear the DOOM 2016 soundtrack kick in at the end.

[@wufy9]

That small sound bite at the end of the second story its from doom I or II i bet.

[@brianlips8346]

Thanks for the story 😊☺️

[@arakheno4051]

F.A.S. 2nd story .. *Doom Boss music plays*

[@VimyGlide]

taylor straight up went olga of kiev with a ship and some scrap huh

[@specter3983]

The end of the first story had me rolling

[@kevincaruthers5412]

"No, no, no, no, no. You don't understand the scope of my crime. I didn't kill just one Husnock, or a hundred, or a thousand….I killed them all. All Husnock… everywhere."

[@theicyphoenixrecords5980]

can you do "untill its done" it's the sequel to the second story

[@klappstock943]

For the Algorithm the story and the voice

[@mannslaught3r827]

Does the first story remind anyone of factorio? Single person builds massive factory/industry.

[@nix-cipher]

Excellent narration as always.

[@AgroSquerril]

thank you , glad you enjoyed

[@usernamealreadytaken9330]

There was the old literature say "Heaven has no rage, like love to hatred turned, Nor hell a fury, like a woman scorned" - William Congreve

[@drewahrens3141]

RIP AND TEAR! RIP AND TEAR! RIP AND TEAR! KAR EN TUK! KAR EN TUK! KAR EN TUK!

[@AgroSquerril]

Til it is done

[@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH]

Bless the Author Bless the Squerril

[@reighniz4488]

Welp, I know how that second story is going to end.

[@SiegeTF]

That's how I'm hoping the final battle in Record Of Ragnarok will go, although the creator gods will have to make the Doomslayer out of our collective imagination. He is, after all, not real - unlike Jack The Ripper, and Adam. ;>_>

[@donaldscholand4617]

Who was the lone human champion? Chunk Norris?

[@Flarflenugen]

The one man who could beat Chuck Norris. Doomguy

[@kirkjones9639]

Duke Nukum.

[@zlyboby5317]

Doom slayer / Doomguy

[@Strutinan]

Taylor's maiden name? Jane Wick...

[@sherylcascadden4988]

A comment to appease the algorithm and help the channel.

[@PoldaranOfDalaran]

Rip and Tear!

[@KwaterbugBUTCHER]

For the Algorithm ,For the Author(s), For the Disembodied voice! For the Squirrel 🐿

[@grigori9061]

The queen of escalation strikes again

[@ivanpaulcordero2923]

Tech rush in space amazing!!!

[@cletusmartin4628]

TIME FOR DOOMGUY ISEKAI!

[@AgroSquerril]

indeed

[@gundam2jimmy]

Doom Slayer. Doom Eternal. Rip and Tear, until it is done.

[@AgroSquerril]

till it is done

[@kittlemax836]

I'm honestly suprised I didn't hear about a nuclear autocannon in one of these stories yet

[@Hellsong89]

Couple got close but technically its even possible with the current tech. Take W54 nuclear warhead of Davy Crockett weapon system, miniaturize it to closer to size of 30mm and slap that heavily modied A10 platform.. with further developments make it space worthy and you have one hellawa ground attack craft, with nuclear rotary cannon.

[@Warutteri]

Amazing stuff as always ❤️

[@AgroSquerril]

glad you enjoyed

[@ouberfox5898]

Wen the doom music kicks in

[@trevtall1094]

Obviously her favourite game is Terraria

[@platinumchromee3191]

Damn i thought it was Mindustry

[@Kualinar]

Story 1 : You bastards have killed my loving husband. Now, feel my fury. Not even the gods can save you now ! Story 2 : A single human champion against those armoured xenos monsters bred for slaughter. I pity them... And not only those in the arena's pit.

[@Renegadesknight]

Kinda surprised that people don’t know were rip and tear is from… it’s from Doom and it’s the Doom Slayer

[@dragonriderabens9761]

OH COME ON DON’T LEAVE US HANGING!!! AAAAAAAAA, I hate it when stories build up hype and then just end BRING US THE SLAUGHTER u/Wyvern590!!!!!!!!

[@asurasyn]

Never underestimate bored people on the internet!

[@AgroSquerril]

true

[@allenmorgan1007]

For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@SilverMKI]

Story 1: Exactly why so much sci-fi with advanced technology makes no sense given the theoretical ability to exponentially expand production.

[@wrathshorts2894]

We can assume the first story is about a woman scorned with fury that hell hath no. Second story: It was at this moment the emperor knew, he fricked up.

[@AgroSquerril]

yup

[@jonathantadlock-stein2023]

That’s not just normal fricking up though, if there was an Olympics for fricking up, he didn’t just win gold, he Michael Phelpsed it

[@Inquisitor-Yog-Sothoth]

What was the music in the second story?

[@AgroSquerril]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/e4bWdaB8j5eZrrM :D

[@thunderbird4636]

Noooo I need to know what happens in the second part!

[@Wastelandman7000]

Second story: I'm pretty sure the xenos are DOOMed. LOL

[@dkbros1592]

Kar en tuk Kar en tuk Kar en tuk Kar en tuk Kar en tuk Kar en tuk Kar en tuk Kar en tuk Kar en tuk Kar en tuk Kar en tuk Kar en tuk Kar en tuk Kar en tuk Kar en tuk

[@burnerheinz]

KAR EN TUK!

[@drewahrens3141]

KAR EN TUK!

[@alfredsutton7233]

Thanks to the Tier 5 peeps, the author, and to AgroSquerril.

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@silvadelshaladin]

Aliens should at least see a video of the count of monte cristo before attacking us.

[@AgroSquerril]

true

[@coppermouth8965]

He husband died and she started playing total annihilation…

[@davidatkinson47]

Until the algorithm is done.

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@dementededge3266]

I really want you to do the intro in slow motion, but still call it your personal best.

[@AgroSquerril]

lol

[@davidn3063]

Watch out for those bored people on the internet- ya just never know what they'll come up with.

[@AgroSquerril]

indeed

[@shadowhenge7118]

Until it is done..

[@AgroSquerril]

indeed

[@thomaskelleyjr.1671]

LEROY JENKINS