A Bunch of Noobs Fight THE ENDER DRAGON!!! - Minecraft Funny Moments and Fails

Moo Merch: dbh.la/moo
Get 5% off at Astro Gaming: astro.family/Moo
Get Logitech G for the best equipment: bit.ly/2OXcyWT
Twitter: / moosnuckel
Facebook: / moosnuckel
Discord Server: / discord
Instagram: / moosnuckel
Player.me: player.me/moosnuckel
Twitch: / moo
Friends:
BasicallyIDoWrk: / basicallyidowrk
Daithi De Nogla: / daithidenogla
Terroriser: / thegamingterroriser
Vanoss: / vanossgaming
Wildcat: / w1ldc4t43
Music From:
www.audiomicro.com
www.bensound.com
incompetech.com
www.musicfactory.tm
NeoSounds.com
PremiumBeat.com
Thumbnail Artist:
Connor Goudie: / connorgoudie
Outro: "Nyan Cat [Bunnymajs 8bit version]" by Bunnymajs
• Nyan Cat [Bunnymajs 8...
/ bunnymajs

[@deltora1828]

Brock has my favorite POV because he just always gets dragged along for the ride.

[@Pironesia]

His anxious laughing always works perfectly

[@cheldanmorgan1654]

Yep

[@Minnesota467]

Christopher Bravo there not stupid the fuck

[@CptnWolfe]

@Christopher Bravo you talk a lot of shit for someone named fucking Christopher

[@GraveDigger388]

@Christopher Bravo says someone who shares kast name with Johny Bravo.

[@vAqeii]

A bunch of hyper intellectuals fight under a dragon*

[@Mbiggz]

You can find the Ender Cities anywhere in the end islands. Idk what Nogla was reading about the end city but it was obviously false. It's not a game of chance

[@xperimental1855]

when end citirs first came out it was game of chance, a portal would be there when you enter the end, i specifically rememeber a buddy and i playing on xbox and saving the game before making end portal so we can remake it if we werent lucky

[@xperimental1855]

sounds like he just had old info

[@xavierenvy8696]

21:54 Evan goes " Woah " and sounds like a zombie grr ./. lmao

[@chrisvela4860]

Fr lol

[@pathfindermrvn7716]

*Explosion* Moo: are you serious

[@sebastianegaster13th96]

14:52 moo the end city was so so so close I can see it go back there and look little more

[@angelserenade]

"out of all the keys you pressed, you missed the most obvious one!" That part was really hilarious 😁

[@potatomacchiato]

Of all the puns.. "Stairoids" got me the most. 😂😂

[@DougJK]

All you have to do is use ender pearls to go to the other islands to find an end city

[@tusheerdatt3441]

They didn't explore properly,they can find towers and ships to get Electra wings

[@halomax-zw4hv]

elytra

[@jorgegalindo1368]

Brock I just wanted to let you know I love your work and keep it up you are the best

[@allbadmanners]

"Minecraft Adventure: Defeat the ender dragon" on Marcel's channel 5 years ago.

[@biglion3179]

I see the player you mean. Moo Snuckle? Yes. Take care. It has reached a higher level now. It can read our thoughts. That doesn't matter. It thinks we are part of the game. I like this player. It played well. It did not give up. It is reading our thoughts as though they were words on a screen. That is how it chooses to imagine many things, when it is deep in the dream of a game. Words make a wonderful interface. Very flexible. And less terrifying than staring at the reality behind the screen. They used to hear voices. Before players could read. Back in the days when those who did not play called the players witches, and warlocks. And players dreamed they flew through the air, on sticks powered by demons. What did this player dream? This player dreamed of sunlight and trees. Of fire and water. It dreamed it created. And it dreamed it destroyed. It dreamed it hunted, and was hunted. It dreamed of shelter. Hah, the original interface. A million years old, and it still works. But what true structure did this player create, in the reality behind the screen? It worked, with a million others, to sculpt a true world in a fold of the pwbskwbak, and created a jeosgab for jsovekansa, in the pqbslcbsnow. It cannot read that thought. No. It has not yet achieved the highest level. That, it must achieve in the long dream of life, not the short dream of a game. Does it know that we love it? That the universe is kind? Sometimes, through the noise of its thoughts, it hears the universe, yes. But there are times it is sad, in the long dream. It creates worlds that have no summer, and it shivers under a black sun, and it takes its sad creation for reality. To cure it of sorrow would destroy it. The sorrow is part of its own private task. We cannot interfere. Sometimes when they are deep in dreams, I want to tell them, they are building true worlds in reality. Sometimes I want to tell them of their importance to the universe. Sometimes, when they have not made a true connection in a while, I want to help them to speak the word they fear. It reads our thoughts. Sometimes I do not care. Sometimes I wish to tell them, this world you take for truth is merely chvfxjgtxutdtucjyctu and vvuclCLhIYxkgxfjdHKcGUcocyiawjogxdt, I wish to tell them that they are kahdoehso in the pqngicbwoaksbak. They see so little of reality, in their long dream. And yet they play the game. But it would be so easy to tell them... Too strong for this dream. To tell them how to live is to prevent them living. I will not tell the player how to live. The player is growing restless. I will tell the player a story. But not the truth. No. A story that contains the truth safely, in a cage of words. Not the naked truth that can burn over any distance. Give it a body, again. Yes. Player... Use its name. Moo Snuckle. Player of games. Good. Take a breath, now. Take another. Feel air in your lungs. Let your limbs return. Yes, move your fingers. Have a body again, under gravity, in air. Respawn in the long dream. There you are. Your body touching the universe again at every point, as though you were separate things. As though we were separate things. Who are we? Once we were called the spirit of the mountain. Father sun, mother moon. Ancestral spirits, animal spirits. Jinn. Ghosts. The green man. Then gods, demons. Angels. Poltergeists. Aliens, extraterrestrials. Leptons, quarks. The words change. We do not change. We are the universe. We are everything you think isn't you. You are looking at us now, through your skin and your eyes. And why does the universe touch your skin, and throw light on you? To see you, player. To know you. And to be known. I shall tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a player. The player was you, Moo Snuckle. Sometimes it thought itself human, on the thin crust of a spinning globe of molten rock. The ball of molten rock circled a ball of blazing gas that was three hundred and thirty thousand times more massive than it. They were so far apart that light took eight minutes to cross the gap. The light was information from a star, and it could burn your skin from a hundred and fifty million kilometres away. Sometimes the player dreamed it was a miner, on the surface of a world that was flat, and infinite. The sun was a square of white. The days were short; there was much to do; and death was a temporary inconvenience. Sometimes the player dreamed it was lost in a story. Sometimes the player dreamed it was other things, in other places. Sometimes these dreams were disturbing. Sometimes very beautiful indeed. Sometimes the player woke from one dream into another, then woke from that into a third. Sometimes the player dreamed it watched words on a screen. Let's go back. The atoms of the player were scattered in the grass, in the rivers, in the air, in the ground. A woman gathered the atoms; she drank and ate and inhaled; and the woman assembled the player, in her body. And the player awoke, from the warm, dark world of its mother's body, into the long dream. And the player was a new story, never told before, written in letters of DNA. And the player was a new program, never run before, generated by a sourcecode a billion years old. And the player was a new human, never alive before, made from nothing but milk and love. You are the player. The story. The program. The human. Made from nothing but milk and love. Let's go further back. The seven billion billion billion atoms of the player's body were created, long before this game, in the heart of a star. So the player, too, is information from a star. And the player moves through a story, which is a forest of information planted by a man called Julian, on a flat, infinite world created by a man called Markus, that exists inside a small, private world created by the player, who inhabits a universe created by... Shush. Sometimes the player created a small, private world that was soft and warm and simple. Sometimes hard, and cold, and complicated. Sometimes it built a model of the universe in its head; flecks of energy, moving through vast empty spaces. Sometimes it called those flecks "electrons" and "protons". Sometimes it called them "planets" and "stars". Sometimes it believed it was in a universe that was made of energy that was made of offs and ons; zeros and ones; lines of code. Sometimes it believed it was playing a game. Sometimes it believed it was reading words on a screen. You are the player, reading words... Shush... Sometimes the player read lines of code on a screen. Decoded them into words; decoded words into meaning; decoded meaning into feelings, emotions, theories, ideas, and the player started to breathe faster and deeper and realised it was alive, it was alive, those thousand deaths had not been real, the player was alive You. You. You are alive. and sometimes the player believed the universe had spoken to it through the sunlight that came through the shuffling leaves of the summer trees and sometimes the player believed the universe had spoken to it through the light that fell from the crisp night sky of winter, where a fleck of light in the corner of the player's eye might be a star a million times as massive as the sun, boiling its planets to plasma in order to be visible for a moment to the player, walking home at the far side of the universe, suddenly smelling food, almost at the familiar door, about to dream again and sometimes the player believed the universe had spoken to it through the zeros and ones, through the electricity of the world, through the scrolling words on a screen at the end of a dream and the universe said I love you and the universe said you have played the game well and the universe said everything you need is within you and the universe said you are stronger than you know and the universe said you are the daylight and the universe said you are the night and the universe said the darkness you fight is within you and the universe said the light you seek is within you and the universe said you are not alone and the universe said you are not separate from every other thing and the universe said you are the universe tasting itself, talking to itself, reading its own code and the universe said I love you because you are love. And the game was over and the player woke up from the dream. And the player began a new dream. And the player dreamed again, dreamed better. And the player was the universe. And the player was love. You are the player. Wake up.

[@orangeaustronaut606]

Ok i KINDAAA read it but like at the third line i just scrolled down HOW DO YOU WRITE SO MUCH

[@orangeaustronaut606]

Now im half way there THIS IS INTERESTING

[@orangeaustronaut606]

WAAAAIT IS THIS THE WHOLE CREDITS!?!?

[@Tonymobb110]

@@orangeaustronaut606 yes

[@JayFoxer]

but you never wake up because you will never reach that very truth and reality

[@Unique007]

Friendship is the strongest thing in the world Friendship brings peace in life Friendship is something you feel proud about.. Friendship goals success and happiness.

[@Trident_Gaming03]

Thank you for uploading before anyone else, my view to Moo!

[@devagrawal8088]

You should have said it looks like some Famous Irish KZbinr's logo. Terroriser's reaction would have been beautiful. Do it next time you mention eye of ender

[@silverscorpio24]

I love how Brock needs to make friends with every animal he meets

[@caitlinjane92]

Marcel: "You should have made it out of course dort. Or, 'course dort?'" LOL!

[@ncliving2883]

Expecting: moos thumbnail Reality: the actual game

[@Balibali418]

What the hell did nogla say? That is not how the end city works... you just explore until you find a tower.

[@witchy24_]

Weebs man

[@dusk4511]

@@witchy24_ Or just "Nogla"...

[@InternetDweller009]

@@witchy24_ nogla is just nogla wdym?

[@SLENDERFREAK5127]

Corse Dort, the sequel to Bullet Ploof Grass

[@homobabiens2437]

Nogla is just trapped in the void of destiny while they’re trying to collect the egg 😂

[@iblamefaded]

Lmao they all post the same video at different times and I watch them all because they all have different perspectives and it's amazing

[@shadowdemon1375]

I love all the puns Brock. They were crafty. Keep it up!

[@xXFEARmyBALLSXx]

Haha vanos panic laugh at 17:25 is so funny 😂

[@SpinDash]

How to Take a Video Game Too Seriously: A Masterclass by IAmWildcat and Daithi de Nogla

[@dusk4511]

Brian also tends to take this game a little seriously

[@ELITEsd]

And How to Ruin a Video Game Seriousness: A Mischievous Act by VanossGaming

[@roxas66032]

Coarse Dort. Best thing ever

[@theforgottensniper5634]

You guys should make a museum for important treasures that you have gotten like the egg and the neather star ect.

[@zachariaravenheart]

I’m early. . . Time to make a joke. . . Do you know why a crippled Captain America is the most useful? It’s because he’s “Handy Cap!” :D

[@funnyguy_1134]

Not funny Didnt laugh

[@windlink6496]

Funny!

[@nickzakrath7080]

Get out.

[@windlink6496]

@@nickzakrath7080 Deal with it, its too late for me to get out.

[@orangeaustronaut606]

Omg soooo funny totally not being sarcastic AT ALL LIKE IM TOTALLY NOT LYING AND ITS TOTALLY FUNNY LIKE SOOO FUNNY YEEAAA SOO FUNNY

[@metalwingsYT]

Moo is on fire with the jokes and puns

[@kazixv8840]

I like how I laugh when he did the pupnote and it says he’s a good boy right at the end

[@natiest2715]

17:21 just hearing the noises they make when it teleports is gold

[@insaneaqua9692]

I’m loving these puns and Evan is loving his spruce wood stairs

[@loveable_aries8549]

They work so hard on videos and I watch almost every one of their videos :)

[@PoppaPickett]

omg I love Nogla so much lmao

[@benjaminwebster4482]

21:34 Brock you are killing it today!

[@mayhmong]

I love those dry pun jokes you throw in at the right time.

[@ravenstorm4931]

Your innocence is always adorable

[@JorgeLopez-qk2ri]

I like it how nogla helped moo get up

[@xiomaraortiz4196]

I like that moo is just the quite one.

[@scottdillon9992]

19:26 jesus wildcat xD

[@jahjarbinks1091]

HOLY SHIT when marcel spoke about minecraft 360 a wave of nostalgia hit me

[@dustgokudreemurr4271]

I never saw a ended dragon fight...fantastic job

[@benconley612]

Nice vid man

[@metro0612]

2:34 Now that's a throwback right there. Raise your hands if you saw that video years ago.

[@I-G]

12:13 evens voice crack 😂

[@michaelhouser7916]

Great video moo

[@rickyg9682]

12:11 cant take vanosa serious 😂💀 "Fucking look at me, yeah im lookimg at you"

[@jastinbalanquit]

Love that clip at the end 😆

[@everydaylightskin5983]

Love your vids moo

[@Kbowen89]

I laughed more at this video than anything in a looooong time.

[@Zeddyboi86]

HOLY HECK!!!!!!!! That is the coolest thumbnail of the Ender Dragon I have ever seen!

[@adammohdrozlan2040]

No its not cause ender dragon suppose to be square

[@ademetal]

Haha, pupdate! Love your puns brock!

[@cam_101jj9]

Bro at 19:18 I died from laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@goatybebe]

moo loves his dad jokes lmao

[@randommindz6782]

3:35 - Yay for Pupdate :D

[@alaskakmm3959]

Nogla is trolling yall lmao

[@Bruno2ndKOP]

When I'm in need of a dad. I just come to Moo's channel to hear some dad jokes and I'm satisfied.

[@arthurmorgan9894]

Fuken looser

[@silviafox78]

@@arthurmorgan9894 - woah now that's no way to treat someone who has no dad! They may be losers but you don't say that to their faces. They get all sensitive about it and may slow down progress of the winners in the world by being stupidly depressed and messing up an order at the cashier window or such. Poor guy will probably go listen to Eminem and cry now. tsk

[@loveable_aries8549]

Why is there 29 dislike, I love when the Guys play Minecraft and heck I have even started playing Minecraft now lol :) I love their content

[@humblelad]

sometimes moo makes a pun and i wish he was never born

[@mooshrom4511]

4:07 my friends, the ship has sailed :v [ I'm sorry I'll leave now haha]

[@emeryldkitsune]

The "pupdate" made me inexplicably happy!!

[@thomasalexanian927]

This has to be the coolest thing I have ever seen since endgame

[@Sully2001]

Thank you for that Pupdate😂

[@DougJK]

This’ll be interesting lol

[@thanos7655]

The thumbnail is dope

[@dorkydiva6298]

Moo = great dad Because the dad jokes are abundant and make everyone else uncomfortable

[@obsidianthedread]

Now that is a sick thumbnail

[@jabdroid197]

havent watched yet but im 100% vanoss is goofing around with a boat

[@BassGSothertype]

Coarse Dort, that was funny!!!!

[@ndfreezy8021]

mineshaft in cavern at 6:56. Just under the top corner of nogla's shield.

[@Shaden0040]

Evan needs a Stair Master! LMAO

[@jar1005]

Why do you have such good puns

[@marcoortega2990]

Epic gamer time

[@miadavila7962]

In the end city y’all have to walk around and look for the end castle thingy

[@evs1312]

13:49 demonic laughter

[@electrobob992]

Basically they beat minecraft if they succeed... Huh, I wonder if they will move to modded after some time. Would love to see them build a new Chick Fil A with modded goodness. Like using Pam's Harvestcraft for the chickeny dishes, using Immersive Engineering to automate the process. Would LOVE to see that :)

[@MothGirlHina]

I'm addicted to stair-oids

[@Gina_Marie_]

All of these dad jokes are too strong

[@active_love_x5655]

hey moo there a pirate ship in the end city there a dragon head on the pirate ship plus elytra you can also fight shulkers there and make shulker boxs its like having a backpack you can take it with you ts like carrying a chest with you

[@JordanPorter11207]

If people wonder why they pick on Nogla so much, it's mainly because he does something to deserve it.

[@animallover21800]

No one: Not a single soul in Minecraft: Marcel: *coarse dort*

[@AuTTiE_bEE]

Omg I actually screamed at 13:28 cuz of that jumpscare 😅🤣😱

[@jayphoenix7381]

Not gonna lie, was waiting for either nogla or Evan to movie the egg after they put it on its pedistal

[@siksic6192]

coarse dort. my favorite building material. lol

[@thedarkness4127]

I love how they think if an end city doesn’t appear right away it’s done. That dimension is as infinite as the normal world. There is a shit ton of cities and the ships are the rarest

[@vulkrim9394]

You guys may have defeated the ender dragon, but you're still just a bunch of BLOCKHEADS. Heh heh....I'm sorry, I couldn't help it. When it comes to jokes like this, I'm a bit CRAFTY. So WITHER you think this or not, there will be no END to these minecraft puns

[@AsheGam1ng3292]

Coarse Dort hahahaha

[@stormkick75]

So the End is on the Moon? Everyone knows the Moon is made out of cheese, too.

[@marklopez8483]

21:55 someone sounds like an actual minecraft zombie 😂❗

[@oliviasullivan2]

Mark Lopez lmaooo it was evannn

[@dyeman2268]

Welp there’s the ender dragon ended off but definitely not the end of Minecraft. There still plenty to do. Moo hasn’t even made a nether highway or a flying machine elevator. Part of me feels like they don’t even know that 1 block traveled in the nether is 2 blocks traveled in the overworld. Makes long distance trips way easier.

[@luval3506]

So, you're telling me. No one got the elytra? The wings that can make you fly.

[@Akako1004]

i love you and your puns

[@serenity7785]

Me:*sees the title* Also me: This is gonna be epic

[@alerex24]

I waited for Brock's video instead of watching Tyler's first

[@zachh6868]

5:55 moo's the only one worried about the zombie

[@kirbster3678]

nogla: It'll be Good Craec (crack) Me: It's a good thing I know what that means lmao.

[@thewillk7967]

Bruh y’all fighting King Ghidorah in the thumbnail 🤣

[@TheVideoGameManiac]

11:14 Going right for the Dragon Balls.

[@gragasirl]

Plot twist she's a girl.

[@tts6750]

Lmao moo was hitting it in the nuts. And hiuse fkn show us ur house

[@Pablothewholenameissilent]

Every intro basically is how they're like "how do we do the intro?"