A-chan crushes little Fubuki and Polka's dreams【Hololive】

A-chan calls into baby Fubuki and Polka's stream as an "onii-chan" but quickly hits them with crushing reality.
Original stream:
【凸待ち】ポルカはお兄ちゃんを探しています！ホロメンにいるとゆわれているおにいさんきてください！！ふぶきちゃんもいます！！！【尾丸ポルカ/ホロライブ】
• 【凸待ち】ポルカはお兄ちゃんを探しています！...
Art:
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#omarupolka #shirakamifubuki #尾丸ポルカ #白上フブキ #Aちゃん

[@schnek8927]

A-chan roleplaying her fantasies of crushing the dreams of children.

[@billygoatguy3960]

their dreams were dead as soon as they said onii-san

[@kuzumadesu]

Like she's used to it. Poor Yagoo.

[@jetstrike28]

wdym roleplaying? thats regular A-chan on a tuesday

[@marcosramos9129]

A-chan crushing dreams right here like nothing

[@Tampenismall]

Part of her resume

[@coolperson10-m]

They did call her "brother" probably implying that she has a figure like that of a boy... So an eye for an eye, I guess?

[@normalguy5583]

@@coolperson10-m i think it's just a role play

[@randomperson-fb4vk]

@Gmaqs446 hey does anyone hear boss music or is it just me?

[@yusfifarkhan6714]

a revenge for always destroying YAGOO'S dream

[@einwolt]

it was just a regular dad joke but fubs made the "punchline" better

[@TubeofDestiny]

0:54 Polka loading up the _"why are not having kids yet?"_ shell in retaliation 😅

[@MrCh0o]

I was already bracing for impact, but it never came

[@kyousey]

@@MrCh0o The gun was loaded and aimed, but Polka thought violence was not the answer

[@ungod8741]

TSKR, A-chan bursting out laughing in response to Polka's "why're you suddenly hitting us with reality".

[@kanzaki2672]

A-nii-chan just woke up and chose violence

[@lazylonewolf]

1:19 A-chan's evil "heh". She's enjoying this 🤣

[@ChristianStout]

"Fontou onii-san" is _actually_ comedy gold.

[@liboud22]

Polka's vocal range never ceases to amaze me!!

[@billygoatguy3960]

this illustration of them is painfully cute and beautiful

[@Natsuke1104]

I thought you're going to say cute and funny.

[@Sukagawa]

@@Natsuke1104 It's implied.

[@jcudejko]

That was actually heartbreaking Polka and Fubuki are really good actors...

[@blazingkite8983]

Holomem idols: break yagoo's dreams A-chan: breaks idols dream perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

[@michaelnguyen940]

I mean at least one of them has to be pro-yagoo eh xD

[@Denkenheit]

Doing God's work I would say.

[@TF_NowWithExtraCharacters]

Kiddos: You seem like an onii-san! A-chan: *deep breath* well, time to crush some dreams

[@halo12390]

and she took that personally ww

[@osiris7127]

A-chan has helped to foster so many dreams that she relishes being able to roleplay crushing them.

[@realQuestion]

Santa is real; this is just jokes, folks

[@dogukanozdemir8404]

A-chan is taking revenge bc they keep crushing yagoo's dream

[@thegemguy1334]

Dang! Ina would really love that joke.

[@benjaminyang8476]

A-chan is that one aunt that makes her nephews and nieces cry cause it's funny 😁

[@donotreply8979]

Apparently she just turned 20

[@eugeneescalona9478]

@@donotreply8979 SHE'S YOUNGER THAN ME?!

[@ori-yorudan]

@@donotreply8979 nahh not a chance, her Avatar is even older than 20. She helped Sora debut like 6 years ago... you're telling me she did that at 14?

[@geneMag]

does this mean A-chan is actually Arial-chan!????

[@yeetusdelete0]

Comic-san

[@Nachtflut]

Fun fact (if it's actually true) I heard before that A-chan, at one point, was supposed to be named Asuka

[@JohnKurniawaaan]

Times New Roman-san

[@plebduck]

@@Nachtflut i thought A-chan comes from “Friend A”

[@halo12390]

@@plebduck it is. from way back when, there was this doodle that shows up in streams called Friend A. i was there and it was good 😌

[@ArseneaLupin]

Oh god... You can't do that A-chan. Cute, adorable and hits you with reality

[@shoyusuki8687]

Bruh the whole thing about fonts made me fucking lose it. There is something really funny about little girls finding out the letters given to them by Santa was not real because they were all written in MS Mincho lmao

[@Marmagon]

It was not the revelation about Santa that crushed them. It was the pun about font onii-chan that broke them.

[@bluedragon219123]

Cute and ADORABLE! Great Job! And also Thank You for the English Subtitles too! :)

[@godalseif]

I want to marry a woman who cruelly exposes the reality of the world to our children and then laughs as they have an existential crisis

[@blastburnz]

A-Chan just absolutely savage lol

[@Risingxflame]

Santa is clearly Yagoo, the man who has gifted many of our oshi the ability to pursue their dreams

[@kaoru288]

just be glad none came from Wingdings-chama

[@loheitulee3450]

Santa isnt real* Irys: WOOHOOOO YEAAHHH BABYY

[@KingOfYamimakai]

A-Chan babysitting two fox kit. Never thought I would see that happen.

[@clixbrigidxterx]

those font jokes lmao.. that got me really well.

[@Bird.....]

I really like it when they start panicked and shout XD

[@Riku-Leela]

She enjoys this way too much lmaoo

[@JoshSweetvale]

Normally, they look like kids. Now they look like toddlers. They've always acted like toddlers.

[@ImperialEmbers]

A-chan is really a big brother. I did that to my siblings too, when I was like 9 years old or so.

[@krispynico960]

I just love how she just hits them with that line with no hesitation at all lol

[@TristanDoingGood]

Santa may not be real but the crushing weight of realization is real. There's no magic in the world, nothing is free and wishes never come true. How's that for a bedtime story?

[@kuzumadesu]

Friend A-chan is just really Friend Akuma-chan

[@guiltyspark7308]

This is the Hololive version of the Vanoss Crew when they do skits and start laughing 😂 Fubuki and Polka (acting like children) - Lui Calibre (doing his normal squeaker squad voice) A-Chan and Vanoss are the parent / older sibling that will crush the younger kids dreams

[@3AnxiousFerretsInATrenchcoat]

A-chan hitting her joker arc

[@otaking3582]

A-chan must've taken the "big brother" remark as an attack on her chest size.

[@SilentOnion]

Fontbro :DD that pololi illust is so cute

[@Riku-Leela]

Sora and A-chan Ying and Yang

[@06zeloid]

"Why you suddenly hitting us with reality?" LOL why you so cute

[@natperXD]

Probably because they called her big brother.

[@daveroberson7386]

Damn... A-chan is straight up destroying childhood dreams, lol!

[@grilledflatbread4692]

why is A-chan so cruel!

[@Graatand]

I can’t believe A-chan is a Santa denier! 😨

[@daddiusmaximus]

Hello, Oozora Police? We caught A-chan bullying lolis

[@kyleyuen245]

At first I wouldn't think A chan would do this, but after she bullied chloe into accidentally killing her in minecraft, this really fits

[@sweepberry2800]

Fubu-chan & Pol-chan : A-chan: Font-bro Nodoka: Emboss-bro Well... there's a difference right? XD

[@FuwaNekoNya]

Ina is probably wheezing

[@daodolong]

Oh no the only jutsu i never want to be hit with : gen-jutsu (reality).

[@Lumineee_]

These babies so adorable OMG Could you clip more of it??

[@samikrungoken]

A-chan is good being Do S. Also Fubuki drop a pun lol.

[@mawrshall2132]

SASUGA A-CHAN!

[@severussnape2917]

Don't bully!!!

[@naidesurin]

grinch killed santa

[@user-ef6gw1ei7k]

can Mincho style be used overseas? Do Kaigainikis know Mincho writing?

[@friendguy13]

Generally no. Most english speakers can only understand the English alphabet. Even among weebs knowing how to read just hiragana and katakana is rare.

[@ViralC1]

@@friendguy13 katakana hurts me. I like hiragana tho

[@Alitacyan]

I can read Japanese but didn't know the name of the font (until now).

[@meezookee8491]

Serif style would be an equivalent

[@jumphigher1676]

We can use MS Mincho, but we need to install the font. It takes up alot of space on the page though, kind of like Helvetica

[@PlasmaMongoose]

Santa is your father and he can move at Mach 100.

[@ultimatepotato5438]

This person is flat, might be an onii chan.. Do you guys believe in Santa?

[@Tampenismall]

Thanks for destroy their hopes and dreams

[@ComfortsSpecter]

“A-Pog-Is-No-Longer-A-Perfection-Pog-Pog”

[@lowkey_gamer4298]

A-chan may be the best wingwoman in the Hololive but she's also great at crushing dreams XD

[@unownnnn]

These girls can act! lol

[@YuSooKey]

Based A-chan spitting facts and shattering their childish illusions.

[@GawrGurasBathTubPizza]

*a-chan:* _I have no kids so I might aswell crush your dreams_

[@rs.matr1x]

most kids know and play along for the extra presents

[@professorhalloween]

Damn, she didn't waste any time!

[@franks777_KFP]

Oof, maybe A Chan needs a shoulder massage, she seems to have some pent up anger and is taking it out on sweet little girls'dreams 😂

[@rndmdchbg]

Brother who knows a lot of fonts, Fonto no nii-chan

[@NotaGlitch2912]

Irys killed santa or become santa itself

[@NoName-sb9tp]

Maybe someday, we should have an oozora police for a-chan 😂

[@kingdovachief5707]

Damn A-chan is living my dream of Destroying little kids dreams.

[@TheTyas]

Someone should report this a chan person to subaru kaisetsu xD w

[@teguhharyadi7741]

they should've said "yep Santa is fantasy just like your chest"

[@sai-gammarell]

Chibbi fubuki is diabetes

[@IamSetsunaa]

Evil arc is starting

[@Laekith]

I'm dying

[@specch.8873]

I didn't know A chan was this much of a saddist

[@ButterNCreamz]

2 neko's dream crushed

[@MrSpragueMikuHatsune]

A chan making fubuki loli break character 😅

[@infamouse9263]

1:00 considering when she meets kids she tells them Santa isn’t real I’m not surprised (this is a joke btw)

[@moderndayvampire1469]

Is that because she gets called onii-san lol She chose violence this night.

[@jarno8608]

ofcoruse the big takeaway here is "A chan isnt married and doesnt have kids"! Lets go

[@wojto4348]

So cute I want asmr with them 🥰

[@PO-xk3qd]

Imagine the children watching this felt. Yes there are listeners watching with their child lmao

[@vinaynegi7239]

I thought they were gonna say "santa is real. You keep saying things like this that's why *kyo mou chisai desu neee* "

[@iPervy]

You hear that boys? Oni-chan is single! We got a chance! We gotta make Santa to save Christmas!

[@Archedgar]

RIPPOLKA in POLMAO F BK in the chat to pay ramen

[@fachriecaf]

"Hentai-san konnichiwa"

[@octopusoup]

But if Santa is your mom or dad that means Santa IS real and by that nature Santa is a mass memetic being who is capable of possessing many people for a single day, though sometimes for extended spans of time if not attended to properly. Denial of Santa is a grave danger and poses a threat to those unknowingly hosting Santa.

[@Mincho_Hater]

얘들아 걱정마 울어도 돼~ 사실 산타는 없거든~~

[@tcg2717]

This is hilarious lol.

[@oitudobem2046]

Actually he is real but he died a long time ago

[@T0DD]

A-chan what the FUCK!

[@lastnamefirstname8655]

cute fubuki and polka, and a-chan crushing their dreams. nice japanese fonts, too, where can i learn more about the fonts?

[@TubeofDestiny]

_INAFF!!_ 😂

[@3periode788]

A-chan NOOOOOOOOOOO 😭

[@lets-y9887]

COMO QUE SANTA NO ES REAL? ::((((

[@okamisamakun]

Funny how all of this was triggered by a flat joke lol

[@DarioKalen_Kagenui]

😂😂💖