A Christmas K-Hole | The Tim Dillon Show

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[@The1913BoysFromJekyllIsland]

"If ayahuasca really worked, you would come back to your house in LA and burn it to the ground & leave the state." -Dillon Fact #333 *shout out to Morgan & Morgan Law, good choice.

[@bigmeatswangin5837]

It does work, its just most people aren't willing to do their part of the work. Self development is cold and brutal. Psychedelics dont mix with laziness.

[@austinlaverdure6348]

@@bigmeatswangin5837keep your mouth shut

[@Jules-Is-a-Guy]

'Holidays are not for poor ppl'. Tim Dillon = modern philosopher.

[@wronggg]

"Get back to work please!" -Tim Dillon

[@RawOlympia]

[@deigamohamed707]

😂😂

[@mitchanson8476]

Factz, retail work this time of year will turn anyone into a grinch

[@theoneandonly7019]

“summer is not for poor people.” tim dillon

[@NicholasPalance]

Saw Tim at the Comedy Mothership yesterday and he LIT UP a stiff 4pm crowd. Truly, an absolute force of nature live. Just give him the Daily Show already, for Christ!

[@BruceLee-rc2dr]

Dude!!!! Hell yeah!!!

[@winsalot84]

😮🤯

[@Matanumi]

Then he couldn't tour No thanks

[@scoon2117]

His stand up is mediocre, i prefer just him talking.

[@bellyboyz512]

Was at the 7pm show and he roasted me for being from Pflugerville lol

[@bloatedsodium7301]

It's the most wonderful Tim of the year.

[@jennycoyle8204]

It sure is 🎅🥰

[@markallen8757]

Severely underrated comment

[@vandergruff]

Well done, sir. Well done.

[@UniMatrix_1]

Drinking a bottle of Jack Daniels alone while Tim confirms my biases. Truly an American hero

[@RandomRabbit007]

We wish your liver well

[@josephg3940]

Cheers

[@grizzlywidow]

Go to rehab.

[@UniMatrix_1]

@@grizzlywidow Rehab is not for the poor😥

[@bcvetkov8534]

Cheers m8. Merry Christmas. 🎉

[@lx.hys49]

Tim Dillon is the only news source I can trust

[@brianbrian1769]

Sweet dreams.

[@luminosway5249]

disturbingly true

[@answerth]

It's true

[@arbor-sq4jk]

he has herpes if u look closly tho

[@chipsandsalsaboss]

at this point i'm like is he my brother? or my pastor? or my best friend? or am i in love?

[@trevorpb16]

What makes Tim’s ketamine rant even more hilarious is that Whitney Cummings is supposedly one of his best friends and she’s openly used ketamine for years 😂😂😂

[@elizabethmahoney83]

Oh she deffo starts every sentence with I. Usually ‘I need more Botox’.

[@user--710]

She just birthed Brendan Schaubs child

[@jumbolumps666]

And his friend Annie Lederman is always going on about Ayahuasca and her shaman

[@BubbaabbuB]

Best friends? Come on now

[@Sludgedump]

That explains a lot

[@mflorkow1]

Honestly, thank god for this. Tim comes through for Xmas.

[@hhhy9160]

The talking through the beard really got me lol

[@Lenore4Evermore]

This is just fantastic. :)

[@Kromsmitesyou]

​@@DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILaloha snackbar

[@oN3xShOtxkilL]

I’m drinking my poppin’ pill slush and now ordering my Churro Frappe, this is what Christmas means to me

[@shlermjuice8068]

That's a privilege and you can consider yourself lucky. Move to palestine if you don't like it

[@TrumpDabs]

Hell yeah

[@UnremarkableMarx]

Honesty stay slumped playuh. Also try the shaken oat espresso

[@headfullofacid8088]

That’s a life in the big city

[@CrazyGamesPlays]

Lol 😂 designed to help you rest 6 feet under

[@ItsJJ1444]

I didn’t think we were getting this, it’s a Christmas miracle 😆

[@therealwilfreddierkes9980]

Xmas sucks so hard this year, but with the pig gracing us with his presence makes it bearable.

[@mmr0221]

Why does it suck

[@nordics834]

tell me youre jewish without telling me

[@dontknow3949]

@@mmr0221family

[@bartsimpson4014]

​@@mmr0221bidenomics

[@357_SWAGNUM_MAGA_X]

​@nordics834 for reals, I think this the best CHRISTmas ever !

[@Jeff-tt7wj]

“I will not live in a post Awkwafina blaccent world”. We had to draw a line in the sand somewhere.

[@howhigh0521]

From the river to the sea Tim Dillon’s fans will have coal under their tree 🌲 🎅

[@blindthrall]

From the river to the sea Tim's beard smells like pee.

[@ginnab5]

My dog left me a coal...wait

[@berniekatzroy]

Uncle Tim came through with the greatest Christmas gift, his unfiltered satire of the state of our society.

[@Search4Facts]

😂

[@SteveKweef316]

Merry Christmas! I wish all of you well.

[@brianbrian1769]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS! Happy holidays.

[@rayn_0ff]

I wish you well too 😏

[@jacquelynhanley5238]

Thanks Dad!🎁

[@Nunya_Biznes]

This Santa Claus used to plow through Colombian snow 7 days a week and his 9 reindeer didn't pull his sleigh at night, He used to pull and slay 9 dudes at night... Thanks to Ketamine therapy Santa Claus now has a successful podcast, is clean, married to Mrs Claus and appears frequently on the JRE 👏👏

[@blindthrall]

It wasn't just ketamine, he also had Christ's grace on his side.

[@carlettoburacco9235]

You always learn something: I never knew that Santa's beard starts from above his nose downwards

[@Search4Facts]

😂

[@georgeconklin8794]

I knew this. It usually happens late at night. Another fun fact. When Santa needs a sip from his whiskey and water. He has to lift his beard. His mouth starts out under his beard. And ends above it. Santa is magical.

[@NamedMyTaco]

"Thank God Santa's dead." -Tim Dillon 😂😂😂

[@alexgzbro101]

Tim always brings us back to reality once a week

[@JG-jy7pe]

tim dressed as santa with cold sore is all i really wanted for xmas

[@JG-jy7pe]

also reporters trip is def fake lmao sounds like a virgin tryna prove theyve had sex

[@jennycoyle8204]

My favourite episode this year!!!! Thank you father Tim for all the joy you’ve given us this year 🙏⭐️🎅🫡

[@TheJulesfoote]

Immense joy.

[@MsCygnusX1]

The greatest holiday gift is Tim wearing the $98,000 sunglasses. Merry Christmas, Pig!! ✨🚬🐷🎄✨

[@elizabethmahoney83]

Is that true?!

[@MsCygnusX1]

@@elizabethmahoney83 He's had a running gag about how expensive his sunglasses are. ✨🕶️✨

[@billnorblat4047]

"Emmit Till On Ice"... Holy sht man this wins the whole fkn year. One of the funniest things ever said.

[@zaboomafoodjibouti1131]

Having a ketamine addiction is like living life on hard-mode. If you’re a true gamer you’ll boof til your handwriting is unreadable

[@nuckels188]

My handwriting is already unreadable without drugs, with that kind of motor control i can only assume ketamine would make me literally shit myself

[@SubBrief]

man, I am out of touch: Aquafina is a bottled water to me.

[@sooperfly88]

Dammit, I needed this today. Getting crazy here at the border. The laughs make the day go by so much smoother.

[@CurtisJBergerJr]

Now I feel that Christmas spirit!! 🎅 🎄 🎁

[@Cole____]

Should try lifting sometime little guy

[@CurtisJBergerJr]

@@Cole____ 😂

[@Droppelbanger]

I’m at my job on holiday shifts around terrible coworkers and this episode is making the entire shitshow pass by like a fart in the wind. TOP TIER TIM. 💯

[@Justin-gv3lp]

41:39 the bit about thinking everyone is a process server is spot on. I grew up with my deadbeat dad who taught me at a young age never to admit who I am or who my dad is, don’t respond when someone calls out, in case they’re a process server

[@walkingcarpet420]

Anybody else remember surfing Erowid as a teenager just getting into drugs?

[@nedrobinson7490]

2007-09, oh yes. Thank you for the memories of innocent times

[@Bill87762]

Erowid archives are still dope af

[@kimbonice]

Merry Christmas to everyone, but bah humbug to those that don't like Timmy pleasuring their ear holes!

[@hamdinger7145]

We wish him well

[@TheDynamicJAB]

What a gift from the Pigma male himself, a visit from Santa Pig.

[@TRG29338]

You just gave me Starfox flashbacks

[@shirleyjsanchez]

Merry Christmas Tim! Yes I am a woman & yes, I am a loyal fan- thank you for speaking truth ♥️

[@dentonvisual]

No girls allowed

[@deigamohamed707]

Me too

[@liveandl8ve]

Me too

[@alexandrawalton1392]

We need to make group...ladies for tim 😜

[@BubbaabbuB]

Well I am not. Stop the discrimination please.

[@jhandle900]

I'm now fully in the Christmas spirit. I wish you all well. ❤

[@purplegoose3662]

The greatest way to get over depression in this generation is to get offline not ketamine

[@ldobbs2384]

Yeah chances are you've done neither 😆👍

[@wadeboggs5163]

Wrong and wrong, it’s all about only going online while on K.

[@William2Firearms]

​@@wadeboggs5163instructions unclear snorted an adderall and drank a 5th of Tito's. It's a real knife fight out here.

[@demolitionsexpert]

that's not going to get you a netflix special

[@blindthrall]

Medication is the only solution. This message brought to you by Pfizer.

[@CaptainCajun]

Got so drunk last night I stretched the band of my boxers up around my neck and laid on the floor 😂 woke up confused as fuck to a Tim Dillion episode, what a fkn day.

[@eemoogee160]

Good morning!

[@totalgamer1819]

I crawled home last night . Hope you are doing well today 🎉

[@morningstar9233]

Did you remember to floss?

[@blindthrall]

So that's how Epstein did it!

[@osmosisjones1454]

The funniest thing about a bad trip is not knowing anything about those clichés and you yourself end up rattling off every single one of those notes bar for bar 😂😂

[@JonValtandtheEvilRobots]

Lol that’s what makes them clichés! 😂😂

[@realDonaldTrump420]

Ketamine is not like trip drugs. As a hard-core drug user even Tim knows that you remember doing most drugs. Ketamine, doing drugs isn't a concept, being human isn't a concept. It's not a bad trip, you turn into a non entity. I thought I was an avatar on the super Mario world map, and the fender of a car was the entire universe. I lived an entire life being a icon in a videogame about a car fender.

[@seankelly378]

​@@realDonaldTrump420 Yea it's a dissociative, same class as PCP, but sedating, numbing and overall less bad

[@whitekony1006]

My ketamine experience wasn't fun,and I've lived every misery there is to endure, hard-core alcoholic and heroin addict for 15 years. Had a girlfriend with a dark sort of death wish thing going on who was really into dissociatives,pcp ketamine and triple cs were her jam and I tried to follow her daily routine but one time. Turned into a red hexagram in a black void for an indeterminate length of time,a black infinity from which I emerged only able to crawl and somehow seeing in all directions at once,as if I had eyes all the way around my head,which made it very difficult to orient or pick a direction to move in. Knowing that's what she sought out every day made me very sad for her, though not as if my daily descents into an empty stupor were happy times either lol.

[@bentobin9606]

@@whitekony1006you guys need weed jesus christ just stick to weed. weed should be free for this very reason lol… wont turn u into a hexagram…

[@rebeccablaq]

This cheered me up immensely. Thank you Tim. I was having a super hard day and when I saw the new episode drop my day was made.

[@moneyallspent7117]

I love the Santa hat Princess Diana Bear is wearing. Glad she’s in a festive mood.

[@blindthrall]

She makes sure everyone knows she's Christian.

[@stephenpeter8350]

So much respect for you doing this. Spot on. From New Zealand.

[@_Sandlapper]

Merry Christmas Tim! All I want for Christmas is for you to host The Daily Show

[@roccocupido5082]

The Daily Show AIN'T that kinda show..of you haven't noticed Hell would have to freeze over for a Time Dillon to be allowed anywhere near that pretend "edgy" annoyance

[@Logan-eq3ln]

Perfect Gift for the holidays . A Tim Dillon podcast . Princess Diana is proud

[@pretty_troll]

I am soooooooooooooo thankful for all of the generous content frm the king of comedy in the last 2 weeks 💟💟💟💞🥰

[@JohnnyChimpo907]

That cold sore is big enough to get it’s own Christmas present 😂

[@SpartanHeroElectric]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Bill87762]

Lol, I got a cold sore from a massage and it was the worst 2 weeks ever- ps take the blowjob but don’t let her sit on your face- just wish her well

[@Seedyrom247]

Yeah, that ketamine author was terrible. “The nurse, let’s call her Sarah” …. But then never refers to her as “Sarah” again. Only as the nurse or “she”. It’s like a year 9 student writing a story.

[@andrewbatts7678]

Ketamine kits need to have a hottub warning

[@beyondthesacrosanctbreeze]

One of those Prop 65s, for hottubs

[@BubbaabbuB]

Or just use common sense 🫡

[@Bill87762]

@@BubbaabbuBcommon sense? Then there’s no money from lawsuits.. stfu about that common sense, that’s really hating on the hustle dude

[@jakeinthebox274]

Tim’s rants are a sweet wet dream come true. Thanks for making this Christmas in America bearable.

[@shinobi-Wan]

Tim looks like a mall santa who's pissed off he lost his gig because the mall is closed so now he's ranting about the death of American industry as we know it on his podcast which he considers his real profession.

[@christopherkelly9985]

Hahahaha

[@Findcameron]

Got to see Timmy D rant for 45 minutes at the mothership last night. Got a free ticket in the standby line. Merry Christmas!

[@chipsandsalsaboss]

Brother you delivered the hell out of this one * applause *

[@robinirm650]

I'm cooking Christmas food and drinking beers with my 83y/o grandma and listening to Tim Dillon with her, and she's laughing. Merry christmas

[@eemoogee160]

Dang. That sounds awesome.

[@BlazRa]

This is Santa Claus if his beard was actually a parasitic life form that slowly takes over your entire face until it eventually turns you into Cousin Itt

[@ShowerOnceYearly]

Woke up to this after a night of drinking and doing drugs. Time to do more of the same. But now a new Timmy D video to listen to? What? Havent even played his latest JRE episode either so this is gonna be a good weekend with the sound of my boi Tim Dizzles keeping me company and keeping my teeth off the twelve gauge for another day 🎩🍻

[@jawlinejawlinejawline]

We wish you well

[@ShowerOnceYearly]

@@jawlinejawlinejawline 🏌🏻‍♂️

[@QEsposito510]

Holy shit I didn’t even know he had a JRE feature this week. Time to fire up the Vitamix for some kratom + Kalhua smoothies!

[@hoursdays1572]

I hope one day you can get to a place where you are happy without having to do that everyday and night. Happy enough where you don't have to joke about blowing your own head off. The world needs you man your life has purpose beyond just getting messed up. I say this to you because I'm in the same spot and it helps me feel hopeful I guess

[@ShowerOnceYearly]

@@hoursdays1572 Dont tell a stranger on the internet "the world needs you" or "your life has meaning"

[@matt5004]

Tim gets a coldsore soon after appearing on JRE. Interesting.

[@Bill87762]

Like throwing darts at an elephant

[@1veryfunnygirl]

Merry Christmas to my fellow Tim Dillon fans!!! ❤ 🎄 😂 Much love, and thanks for it all, Tim D.

[@Search4Facts]

😂

[@notSeymourGood]

Drugs helped me improve myself, by letting me look at myself from a different perspective. It made me understand I was a dumbass. It can be hard to accept. It's not a magic button.

[@AuRowe]

Fax & wisdom bro

[@christopherkelly9985]

the realization that you were a dumbass didn’t change that you were. Yes realizing that is valuable, but the real work of changing from being a dumbass to not being one is the real work of improving yourself. I also had this realization from marijuana but also realized the marijuana wouldn’t itself change me; I had to do the hard work of improving myself. But Thankyou for your comment

[@pretary1845]

8:58 "I gotta take this off the cold sores not that bad.. 🎅" Gotta be one of the worst cold sores I've ever seen in my life.

[@kaat776]

After you said that I had to zoom in! It looks like he he’s developing a cleft pallet 🤣🤣🤣 Poor Timmy. Money still hasn’t conquered both version of the herps. Well, he should consider himself lucky that its not on his cock

[@evankirchmer]

sounds like Tim’s friends are really doing the work, down in that K-hole.. they’re like spiritual coal miners

[@Bill87762]

They are, and Tim is the canary

[@hrtdinasaurette3020]

Tim, you’ve just embodied the “Spirit of Christmas Present” for me. Bless your cotton heart! 😊❤

[@msp72951]

Somehow Tim never disappoint

[@Mi_Mono]

Somehow Tim always disappoints.

[@BubbaabbuB]

I disagree.

[@damiens6465]

I needed A Hollywood Christmas rant. Thank you Tim.

[@XxThneedxX]

RIP Santa, we wish him well

[@theavocadobus63]

Peloton needs to sign Tim as their next instructor. spin classes in his glasses where he just rants might just be it….

[@christeeyum]

This was almost a spiritual sermon 🙏🏼🤍 Love you Tim & crew, Merry Christmas! ✨✨✨

[@morningstar9233]

Tim straight from the smash&grab.

[@GloriaSwanson-qk5vr]

Tim’s show with Luis “J” Gomez they joked that us women who listen to Timmy have some screws loose. Oh well, so be it if it means I get to hear Tim’s musings! I wish him well. ❤

[@deigamohamed707]

💯🤣🤣

[@kellymc6812]

There is a god!!! Rogan and a Christmas episode! I’m having a happy Christmas now!🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄❤️

[@jamesm6576]

I remember Tim's Christmas show last year. So glad it's a tradition.

[@markpats290]

Καλά Χριστούγεννα !!! ❤️🧑‍🎄🌲

[@Jules-Is-a-Guy]

All I want for Christmas, is a "post human future on earth" lol.

[@Jeff-tt7wj]

I had a day where the barista at Starbucks got my order wrong and then my mom asked me why im still single and live alone, so I can totally relate to people who do this Ketamine therapy to rewire their neural networks to erase past trauma. So much trauma that it’s hard to even breathe at times.

[@morningstar9233]

I dunno, I think crack would be better for you

[@jumbolumps666]

Earlier today a webpage took longer than 0.05 seconds to load. So much trauma

[@SuspiciousGanymede]

Caffeine doesn't work and ketamine is losing its appeal. You can always sink deeper, don't worry .

[@Jeff-tt7wj]

@@jumbolumps666 Rooting for you. Our past doesn’t have to define us. We can overcome.

[@christopherkelly9985]

🤣🤣

[@brianm7880]

If Santa likes his doctor, Santa can keep his doctor.

[@gavin7516]

It’s crazy how Tim speaks such deep truth especially for people who have had a crazy drug filled life. And yet does it in such a simple comedic way. This guy is such a genius of comedy. 😂

[@NotAlegre]

I’ll tell my kids this is the real Santa

[@maximeb190]

Not gonna lie, I was feeling a bit depressed but seeing this episode pop-up with big Santa Dillon made me chuckle. :)

[@jakeatencio7157]

Love this guy. He is my spirit animal lolllll 🎉

[@suzy6854]

Happy Christmas Tim! Thanks for another uplifting episode. Heres hoping for next year 💪🥹

[@Naaa280]

Love Tim 😂 Such a great show

[@pabo8080]

The "cold sore"

[@cactusheater7981]

Always pulls through for Christmas

[@DonyeWump520]

Literally just finished the Rogan episode an hr ago and now this. Work day going good today

[@adonyess2665]

this will go down as one of his most historic rants. I too do not want to live in a world without awkwafinas blackcent.

[@joshcortezmusic8697]

Tim Dillon is my K-Hole.

[@christiandepietro4668]

Dude is talented!! Love the controversy

[@Stones9]

Amazing ep. We’re in the Tim screaming while the world literally burns era.

[@exileisland2675]

I just realized every podcast I've watched gets boring after a while and i start skipping, but I never get tired of Tim.

[@andrewbatts7678]

Perry didnt die of ketamine, he died of drowning

[@poshweevil2960]

Matthew Perry, the beloved "Friends" sitcom star, died from the "acute effects of ketamine," according to an autopsy report released Friday by the Los Angeles County medical examiner.

[@nedrobinson7490]

@@poshweevil2960 oh so NOW we believe the LA country sheriff?

[@alanomofo]

​@@nedrobinson7490i havent trusted them since Cobain

[@lucasisacomic]

18:28 Tim sobriety anger just unleashed

[@zestyy77]

Give him the crown already

[@vandergruff]

$800,000 glasses are never wrong.

[@ironman4122]

Thanks Dad! Merry Christmas everyone!🖤💛🎄🤟✌️

[@VictoryXR]

“Make something nice” That’s why the Barbie movie hit so hard.

[@CL-hl8ui]

Thanks for this gift Tim, I’ll open it on the ride home from work

[@HybridTrapMusic]

what a guy

[@sorryimsosad]

Still surprising this podcast isn’t as gay as Cumtown was

[@jayweiss4378]

Tim rocked it with Joe Rogan on JRE again! Awesome 👍🏻

[@NishNicole5190]

This is my Official Christmas News Station! Merry Christmas Tim 🎅❤️

[@jennycoyle8204]

I love that you’re speaking on this insanity ket/Auwashka bullshit You as always made it hilarious and full of common sense. It’s all feckin bullshit. Happy Christmas my favourite Tim! We love you 🥰