A couple of normal book reviews

[@JeaneyCollects]

Like I saideth, totally normaleth

[@nezu1319]

indeedeth

[@SorielHDTBers]

Okay, Rouxls.

[@EEE-1409]

I agreeth

[@jinksgaming1715]

that's wack

[@Emihana]

Cursed

[@alextrill5829]

His duck? "Wack!"

[@EEE-1409]

Qwack

[@daedalus5253]

His jrpg spells? „Whack!“

[@TheCool_Guy23]

Hotel? Trivalgo

[@sidg868]

Me? Gongaga.

[@CyanRooper]

Qwack 🦆

[@HumbleAshe]

*“How does he even money?”* That statement would definitely be a profound insult regardless of the era it was said in.

[@Ray_Cathode]

It's like the Reformation equivalent of insulting a billionaire's poor business choices. Just, a little different

[@ДАРТАНЬЯН-з2щ]

He got money from German princes and dukes who were politically interested in separating from Rome.

[@alextrill5829]

If Martin Luther is so bad, then how did he become King?

[@ano_nym]

That was his son, Martin Luther King *Jr*

[@CaedmonOS]

​@@ano_nym One, this is obviously a joke. And two, I'm pretty sure these comments are talking about Martin Luther the German theologian.

[@Not_Dane_Heart]

nah i think this is the lutherian guy

[@Rehase1397]

I didn't vote for him.

[@SuperMrgentleman]

​@@ano_nymHis son was so embarrassed he had to clear the family name

[@0gar485]

Wacketh book.

[@The_Beez_Knees]

39 people after reading these reviews: *this helps tremendously*

[@SeekerOfCrimson]

The update to the latter: UPDATE: that was blood, not fruit punch, and i am currently being hospitalized.

[@planetoforts]

Don't do it again

[@markomega8719]

Update 2: The doctor told me I'll no longer be able to have kids or urinate normally. Another proof that Martin Luther is *wack* .

[@Badficwriter]

I got mixed messages here.

[@chrisruss_]

🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

[@colfaxhamilton3052]

Perchance.

[@CyanRooper]

You can't just say perchance

[@spartan2867]

​@@CyanRooperPerchance

[@TheLobsterCopter5000]

@@CyanRooper Not since the accident...

[@CandleWisp]

​@@TheLobsterCopter5000 Is this why fate has brought us together?

[@whoson7675]

​@@TheLobsterCopter5000 And hence, I die.

[@xhalfosain]

0:07 "Marthin Luper has problems. Heesa litrary read Bible for a living. Meesa do not like his book"

[@dexterwilliams2520]

Catholic Jar-Jar

[@Not_Dane_Heart]

@@dexterwilliams2520 Jar-Jar Cathlinks

[@San-lh8us]

you seem to have mispelled Marthin Luper

[@Stoutsnout]

Meesa is gonna hurt yousa

[@gabrielgoes0]

Why tho

[@elevenlabsdubs]

Shakespearean if it was in 2020s

[@triggeredmoray2080]

2 reviews written by Pope Leo X and Charles V respectively.

[@thatchillasian8924]

The top guy is Rouxls Kaard and the bottom guy is Super Macho Man, and they’re both drunk.

[@Rabbit6627]

Punch Out mentioned yippeeeeeeee

[@CassiePumpkins]

Releaseth thy bogus.

[@Brown95P]

I did not expect that Punch-Out reference, but I sure am happy that you did. Here's your internet medal, champ; now don't snooze on it. 😂

[@Paxindica96]

glad to know that you know them personally and clarified

[@thatchillasian8924]

@@Paxindica96 I'm not glad. They're terrible roommates. Rouxls is currently fostering a colony of worms in the sock drawer and has haphazardly redesigned every appliance to be activated by a miniature box-pushing puzzle. Macho Man has been flexing aggressively in front of the bathroom mirror for 12 hours, and has stamped his logo on all of my underwear.

[@zephurwallace9560]

It is too late Martin Luthor! I have depicted you as the soyjack and the Pope as the chad!

[@EvdogMusic]

Galileo: "I've gotta learn how to do that!"

[@korolmingov]

the last line caught me off guard

[@SharpSevens]

I would be so fucking concerned if it didn't

[@Ray_Cathode]

​@@SharpSevensYou _don't_ do that?

[@SharpSevens]

@@Ray_Cathode Not since the incident

[@Ray_Cathode]

@@SharpSevens Happens to the best of us

[@markomega8719]

It's incredible how much people can change. Martin went from this to the leader of the civil rights movement.

[@TheUltimegaMan]

Well, one of those was a mistake.

[@macskasbogre133]

@ToonsGoofyMemes I question how you would know that given you don't know there were at least three Martin Luthers.

[@ToonsGoofyMemes]

@@macskasbogre133 This comment refers to only two. That's why I said both. It makes no sense for me to refer to every martin luther that has ever existed when this comment only refers to 2.

[@stevieholland7177]

​@@ToonsGoofyMemes thats not very civil rights.

[@ToonsGoofyMemes]

@stevieholland7177 Yes, because civil rights wouldn't have existed if MLK didn't. Also, I'm talking about them as people, not their actions.

[@nathancarter8239]

L+Heresy+Ratio+Get Excommunicated

[@RicardoSavino]

His mole? Wack!

[@HoopsAficionado]

When she said "how does he even money?" I felt that.

[@mariosonicfan2010]

rouxls kaard is having a stronketh

[@BradTheProducer]

Definitely sending this to all of my Lutheran friends.

[@SandboxerSandy]

0:22 his hair? wack. his gear? wack. his jewelry? wack. his foot stance? wack. the way that he talks? wack. the way that he doesn’t even like to smile? wack. me? I’m tight as fu

[@haleyc.3530]

footstance*

[@brightblackhole2442]

@@haleyc.3530 *foots tance

[@steviejohn]

his wack? wack.

[@4nt0s]

these reviews were brought to you by the catholic church

[@CoolLookinPea]

“How does he even money” I don’t know either man… 😔

[@enderknight39]

Marvin Looter is NOT reforming the church with this one 💀

[@timesnewlogan2032]

First one is a peasant who only recently learned to read and write, and hasn’t quite got the hang of it.

[@sanicmaniac]

Thanks to Bill Wurtz I keep forgetting it's not actually called "95 Reasons Why Fuck the Church"

[@ian_b]

The followup, "95 More Theses" is better.

[@Sacred_Fox]

"This video was sponsored by the Catholic Church"

[@themindeclectic9821]

Im genuinely not certain how many of the people in these comments are just messing around and being silly vs who actually doesn't know who Martin Luther is or what the 95 Theses are and is actually asking

[@Brown95P]

Tbf, both Martin Luthers were professional bible-readers and wrote their own books, so that certainly doesn't help matters. Besides, "litary" no one remembers the OG Luther for his Theses, only for his Reformation.

[@Ray_Cathode]

@@Brown95P I remembered him for his theses during my exam...

[@Andre-c6z]

⁠@@Brown95PYes it is, your education system failed you.

[@Brown95P]

@@Andre-c6z Nice copypasta bro, would you like some fries with that?

[@Andre-c6z]

@@Brown95P Bro thought he was educated and couldn’t stand being caught lacking. Also you liked your own comment. lol

[@BlackTigr]

I feel like that first one gradually lapsed into a stroke as they kept typing.

[@haXXiGD]

"Bro, do you even money?"

[@Imahistoricalclone]

The second one lol. "33 people found this helpful"

[@cuboembaralhado8294]

Straight up BOGUS!

[@craftyearthythe2nd]

The last line was definitely not a sentence I was expecting to hear in this lifetime.

[@joshuabessire9169]

Martin Luther was the Ron Swanson of the High Middle Ages, nailing negative reviews on people's doors, like this banger: "Dear sir, buying indulgences is the vegetable of forgiveness. Ask God for forgiveness or ask nothing."

[@nathanmcgill7249]

Excited at the prospect of a Jeaney Collects/Lutheran Satire crossover

[@sunbirth4795]

Shocked at how many people in the comments dont know who Martin Luther is

[@BazukinBelyugovich]

Uh, no?? They're clearly talking about Marthin Luper, who is super noob and totally wack.

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

I'm not shocked when people don't know who anyone is anymore. The education system in America is broken

[@ThecompanyPresident]

SMH, kids these days know nothing about rebelling against the catholic churches. All they know is eat hot chip and lie.

[@concept8192]

Isn't he the guy that started the protestant reformation?

[@themindeclectic9821]

​@@concept8192yes he is

[@dream_weaver6207]

This book is so wack that we should wage war over it. For like 30 years at least

[@Bobb11881]

The Pope wrote these.

[@MyLowbee]

When the unskipable ad is longer than the video itself. KZbin's got some issues smh

[@markifi]

that kinda rhymes

[@Zorak9595]

They are just mad that he nailed the book to their doors.

[@kylemacdougall8355]

I prefer his later work: "95 Problems, But a Church Ain't One."

[@bheowolfe]

Why did I read this as 'Nine to Five Theseus'?

[@mr.textwall5327]

That sounds interesting.

[@earthlingjohn]

His Tally ? wack

[@Tunneltoo]

This is too good. How can the first one be so sophisticated yet poor at English at the same time!?

[@KudoShinichii1412]

the second one is a reference to that me his hair is WACK

[@mackenziemoisan5993]

"33 people found this helpful"

[@emilemil1]

If Martin Luther was so bad, how come we got Martin Luther 3?

[@TheOne_6]

a mole? whack.

[@lawliet6910]

Oh boy I think it's time to sleep, my brain read the title as "Empress Theresa" instead of Ninety-five Theses and I was still like yeh, most normal Empress Theresa reviews

[@cinderwolf32]

The way he doesn't even like to smile? Wack.

[@doctrinaetveritas]

As a Catholic I approve this message

[@DarkZide8]

The fucking BOGUS threw me into a laughing fit XD

[@razorsharp8912]

I find this rather helpful.

[@Soviet_Man56]

‘#$m fruit punch’ An phrase I thought would never be so horrendously but delicately crafted

[@Abhay0505]

The first comment is from a gen alpha Shakespeare and second comment is from a professional wacker. 😂

[@PeekasLukkala]

Which version of the book dideth he readeth??? 🙏

[@zhanucong4614]

kjv

[@IvysChannel-kb9sn]

His baseball bat? Wack.

[@AnarchoKeks]

His publication method? Whack!

[@galacticcat8464]

It should not have taken me this long to figure out which Martin Luther we were talking about

[@Emihana]

THE ENDING WHAT

[@CW11721]

Catholics sure are an interesting bunch

[@Ponera-Sama]

I didn't know Rouxls Kaard wrote book reviews

[@lumberjackofalltrades]

Im gonna show this to my very christian parents. Wish me luck. If i remember, ill update this comment with the results Edit: my mom said the poster is wack. Cant argue with that logic

[@NotnotADHD]

Im imagining that the second guy is just asking questions then smacking someone "His logic? Wack"

[@The_OwO_Shogun]

What freaking book?!

[@KartoYT]

HOW DO I KEEP SEEING STUFF SECONDS OLD

[@likesflower]

so excited by mild coincidence lol. not a bad thing though, being easily excited by things is far better than not being impressed by anything!

[@samunstosray1793]

Maybe because the video was made 4 hours ago and your comment was also made 4 hours ago

[@eggyt1153]

Tennis racket? *whack*

[@steveluvscows2490]

"Me? I'm tight as FUCK"

[@DavidCruickshank]

Hitting him over the head? Wack!

[@San-lh8us]

His pet? Quack! 🦆

[@thewholecircus]

Some idiot woke me up in the middle of the night hammering something, I'm too tired to check the front door right now but I swear....

[@Sonja147]

quack 🦆

[@legodragon2363]

33 found this helpful 😂😂

[@ArtemisAYO]

Where is my super shotgun

[@redfoxdog1]

his antisemitism? WACK!

[@Angel_of_fishing2]

Hehe erleth

[@freshbread4039]

please stop wacking mister luther with a basebal bat

[@SarahAbramova]

If ye olden times had google reviews

[@sidg868]

His arguments? Wack. His logic? Wack. His shoes? Wack. His face? Wack. His entire existence? Wack. His mom? Wack. His dad? Wack. Me? Gongaga.

[@Brown95P]

Here's your internet medal good sir, thank you for the laugh. 😂

[@sem49]

Lads, Catholicism has taken over

[@KingRabid]

i'm 100% certain the 2nd review is written by the prosecution lawyer from the movie "Idiocracy"

[@adriantepesut]

I didn’t know Jesus g maestro left book reviews like that

[@Dr.Death8520]

Trying to decide which commenter to be more concerned for....

[@garlandtx10]

"Me? I'm tight as fuck!"

[@shytendeakatamanoir9740]

I don't know what this book is about, but it seems the future it paints wouldn't be approved by Bob Ross

[@matthew_dakota]

33 People find this comment helpful

[@TheInquisitor2012]

What a *_wAckY_* time

[@back1287]

What the fucketh!

[@Golden284-fan]

Just a catholic review bomb

[@MysticLGD]

Cool

[@Roc62958]

i want fruitpunch.

[@nottaserialkiller7238]

Completely wack

[@ShowWithNoName]

Oh Catholics

[@nutshell-wj8tc]

The comments were less wack than the book.

[@x_rio_x]

As apparently a descendant of Martin Luther, yeah fair, his existence is pretty wack.

[@Sudo_SanYT]

The Pope wrote this

[@skinskinner]

oh

[@Insertnamehere-l2m]

33 people found the last one helpful 😂

[@Marqan]

his mole? wack.