a crackhead's guide to bts (2022 version)

[@ASAPKookie]

For anyone asking, Hobi's dance at 6:56 was from the 2019 MMAs as well as Jimin's at 8:26. Link to the performance is hereee: kzbin.info/www/bejne/oV6Tp2Scg7uXl9U Also, the songs I used in the vid are written in the description. :)

[@blarmy827]

Love the video and was a lot of fun! 5:55 I just wanted to say that yoongi doesn’t do “mumble rap,” lol his fast fluid flows have solid and impressive syllables.. that he hits perfectly. Mumble rap is typically how you describe raps that are strung together to where it’s almost impossible to tell what they’re actually saying in their raps, can be ones who “rap” by just mumbling sounds that can be misheard as actual words… and a big part of mumble rap is that they don’t really think lyrics matter for the raps… that it’s sonically pleasing to the ears. I think we all know that yoongis lyricism is one of the most important parts of his music … and his message.. he’s an extremely fast rapper .. which he calls his tongue technology.. but yeh just in case there was confusion of ppl who don’t know a ton about bts that’s all :) if it was just a joke then I apologize and not trying to be rude.. just some info …. Either way… I enjoyed it a lot!! 💜

[@ASAPKookie]

@@blarmy827 omg hiii and thank you so much for the clarification! i honestly didn't look too much into the details about the rap thinking it was all the same but glad to have been educated about their difference. thank you for taking the time to correct me and for watching the vid! 🤗

[@janetg.5831]

What was the song you used at the end?! I LOVED THE VIDEO! It was truly amazing and entertaining 💜

[@ASAPKookie]

@@janetg.5831 thank you and i'm glad you enjoyed! the song is called corpus christi by prettymuch :)

[@redqueeen2950]

5:55 Was going to comment that it's not mumble rap at all. But I see someone else already pointed that out

[@blanquiplayz9002]

6:28 Idk why ppl think he's cold, I see him as a quiet calm person most of the time, but when he goes crazy like the other members he goes all out and he's adorable!!!!

[@StrayTm]

i havent finsihed watching the video and i guess ur talking about suga??

[@youraveragemusicperson2176]

He used to have a reputation for being cold in the past bc people didn't know much about him, but thankfully we've moved past that and all know he's a softie at heart

[@hci3730]

Me at first ;-;

[@daniellebennis2126]

He's so adorable I love him

[@commonsense2680]

I adore his personality, I would love to hang out with him, he's funny, kind, calming, sarcastic with great delivery, very intelligent and self sufficient, great cook, takes care of others, loves dogs and cats, musical genius, plays guitar and piano, sexy dancer, beautiful face, especially his skin and lovely eyes, I mean I could go on all day. But cold, never, like you said, he's just quiet doesn't feel like he has to blab all the time.

[@firstperulastperu]

can we take a minute to appreciate jungkook's body that damn waist like he is literally body goals

[@cassiedlp847]

The chest WTF!

[@EgglixAndLILINO]

yes.

[@silverfoxdemon9292]

For both men and women

[@commonsense2680]

Yes it's almost scary.

[@ywshaq]

This is

[@bangtanniesyt]

This is a great guide to BTS your long hours of editing was worth it

[@ASAPKookie]

MONIIII 🥺 thank you for your kind words as always!

[@bangtanniesyt]

@@ASAPKookie your welcome bestie 💜

[@LetsGo_SVT]

@@ASAPKookie can you tell from where did you got that fake love clip in jhope guide?

[@ASAPKookie]

it's from their performance at the 2019 MMAs! he dances at 6:34 kzbin.info/www/bejne/b2isZHVse7eFZsk

[@LetsGo_SVT]

@@ASAPKookie awwie thanks 💜💜

[@taehyungsdisgustingttebokk8139]

BTS videos will never be boring

[@Aeman._.]

The word *boring* doesn't exist in bangtan world

[@lisanherban4064]

PERIODT😎

[@agustdstudent6452]

My thoughts exactly

[@avocadostan22]

Bish I'm a tori too lol

[@m.ab_136]

I hope this guide goes viral, and even cause more ppl to become army !

[@angelfernandes4038]

Yeah right

[@sofiamenjivar6566]

I was excited for Jimin’s part. It wasn’t even a minute 🥲 I was expecting his love for falling off chairs, being a master in drinking🍺 👀 His insane physical abilities, his sassyness, and his caring and protective personality…

[@mugglepuff]

maybe for a part 2?

[@noorz29]

me too. rip. Rest of the vid was cool tho

[@ja.eaeeee]

true :(

[@timaleahartmann3586]

I was also disappointed when I saw how short jimins intro is. All of the other members were really good. Jimin has a lot of talents, including his martial arts training. Jungkooks boxing is highlighted, why not Jimins?

[@MsDF936]

Same, not a good edit for Jimin who is worthy of more than 50 seconds. Why is it so hard to find OT7 fans these days?

[@kathygriffith5164]

No one can rock an undercut like JK. Now that I'm thinking about it he is the coolest and best looking thing on this planet.

[@Mks71999]

"I recently started a book 'I am home but I still want to go home'" This is the most relateable thing I've heard in my life 😂💜 I'm seriously so glad to be Army, they make me laugh so much 😂💜 And such a well edited video, I'm subscribing 💜

[@commonsense2680]

The "I am home but I still want to go home" etc. is one of my favorite funny content from V I am so glad they put that clip in the video. "But I've only read the cover so far". V has perfect deadpan comic timing. And his beautiful voice is perfect.

[@Mks71999]

@@commonsense2680 haha yeah.

[@raynesingh777]

Relatable for sure 😂

[@kookiesmj01]

I’m in tears from the clip of jk in the beginning 😭😭 poor baby ascended into the atmosphere he was so embarrassed LMAOO

[@daniellebennis2126]

I will never stop laughing anytime I see Joon get sad when his birthday candles go out on his cake Honestly I dont think any of them will ever act their age but that's ok cause we will love them anyway

[@commonsense2680]

Joonie actually has great facial expressions. He was amazing as a teen BTS fangirl in "House of Army". Too funny.

[@daniellebennis2126]

@@commonsense2680 yeah he was great in that

[@kimtata30.12]

im a 5 years old ARMY bur still i wanted to watch this idk why?/💜💜💜💜💜💜

[@alexandriacolburn6684]

"Set everything on fire. Bow wow wow." Is goning on my fricking tombstone

[@WhippedForJeonJungkook]

All Army's know Sugas true character, he's the loveliest guy with a big heart

[@jagxlfantasy9997]

Can we just take a minute to appreciate Jungkook's body at the last part like DAMN I dont love him for his body but FVCK he making me fall in love with him all over again💜💜💜

[@mugglepuff]

he's got kooktiddies now.

[@skzstarstruck1930]

'Master of everything' 'Baby star candy' 'The coolest person to ever exist on this earth ever' Yeah, it's only a tiny bit obvious that JK is your bias

[@camiam22147]

no fr I was like uh-

[@commonsense2680]

Well JK is not my bias BUT I agree with all those descriptions of him!

[@crispkookie6251]

frr😭 you can also tell he’s their bias cuz of their user but like i cant say anything cuz yk…

[@Lou-oj5cz]

v is my bias but i think jk is all those things she said lol

[@camiam22147]

@@Lou-oj5cz no one is saying he isn’t but everything that was said ab him is also the other members too not including the “master of everything”. No Hate tho bc i’d explain my bias in the same exact way.

[@lifewithnikkifin]

You missed putting jimin divorcing chairs 😂😂

[@jstailor3896]

The intro to this video is fire 🔥😍

[@boraland17]

Petition to make this the official guide for anyone new joining the fandom or just in general the official trailer for BTS 💜

[@chhanky5216]

Fucc bts

[@grace1081]

I love these fan created guides because I get to learn about this group from the eyes of people who have been following them for a long time and are sharing the clips they feel best describe their faves. I get to know the basics about them from a fans perspective and it makes me like them way more than if a news outlet did a guide. TYSM! I'm only at the namjoon part but I'm sure I'll like the rest too

[@sarahsarwin1312]

THIS IS THE BEST BTS GUIDE THAT I HV SEEN THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS TO ALL THE NEW ARMIES WE WELCOME YOU TO OUR CRACKHEAD FANDOM

[@aubreyana]

when you’re already a bts stan but still wanna watch 😭

[@yoonkittybruh8275]

One more thing , they're merciless visual killers 😭🔥 And kings of personality , simply Perfection = them . #army4rvr

[@larafilipacoimbraguerreiro5767]

It makes me soooo happy seeing a PRETTYMUCH song in this video 😝 They are very underrated

[@taesgucciflipflops2971]

I miss watching these kind of BTS vids, I still remember the first ever BTS crack video I watched 🧘‍♀️💕

[@reapobadora4700]

Jk face when he said he has fallen for namjoon is priceless

[@daniellebennis2126]

When did this happen

[@Abel_Makkonen_Tesfaye-0]

💜💜💜 *came here to celebrate my* *2 year anniversary of being an army* I weirdly wish I was getting into BTS again it was so fun

[@blecosplay7306]

Even though I’ve not been an ARMY for very long (2022) I already feel like they have helped me so much in such a short space of time and even though I’m still in my “baby army phase”, I feel like I’ve known them forever and I wished I would have found them sooner because I’ve known of them since 2017 😢 but it’s better to find them later than never

[@Mayra9148]

loveee the video the only criticism i have is that people didnt see taehyungs personality compared to the other members but great work!!

[@christietale1002]

this is a great guide, and its so updated and im so glad it doesn't feed into old stereotypes of the boys. also, you are using recent clips, which is super cool

[@btsisarmysuniverse875]

Not me already being an army,but still came to check it out

[@jisoossmirk3089]

tysm I became an army because of your guide BTS are awesome!!!!! surely gonna stan them

[@priwithluv]

me: been with bts since 2017 and does not need a guide of any sort also me: *clicks video*

[@emmaolah53]

I'm a stay and my aunt (my best friend) is an army, so that is the reason I'm here

[@MrFreeForAll25]

It was all jokes til that ending. *sweats in Kookie bias*

[@imfemalejoonbro8551]

I’m convinced that Jimin’s hugs can comfort anyone

[@sayeraeva2809]

Can't believe that they're the cutest, funniest and they're the hottest

[@debhouckscraftycottage]

Fun video introducing our fav 7 young men. lol Thanks for the laughs and smiles. I wish them the best in 2022. Off to a bumpy start with those Grammy's postponed, but Chakho 7 Fates is nearly here. Woo Hoo!

[@_strawberriskies]

8:42 this song is one of my favorites, also jimin in a corset...yes

[@maddie.bolland.7]

This is one of the most accurate videos ever lolol, I love them so much 💜

[@nadiakb3923]

The video was great, I just wished you could have presented how talented Jin, RM, and Tae are, since you did it to the rest of the members.

[@flusel4949]

I'm still new to BTS, this guide was very helpful xD

[@nickshiahnick7814]

It's too short for jimin my baby mochii 😓

[@LaMaria1025]

I noticed too. But didn't wanna say anything because you know they will attack

[@error5545]

@@LaMaria1025 u should always speak up for him no matter if they like it or not

[@maryannbaxter73]

Oh my..... I loved this guide. This is soooooooo funny. And it is a true guide to their personalities. Thankyou

[@kayleighgovender7103]

The way I just screamed when I heard Prettymuch in a BTS video 😂

[@SpringDaysToCome]

8:42 THE TASTEEEE 💖💖💖💖

[@nasiasfilms4759]

seeing these guides makes me fall in love with them all over again

[@eshaabbasi5125]

A crackhead doesn't need a guide to bts all they need to know is there are 7 crackheads 1. Rm aka god of destruction 2.Jin wwf world wide funny 3.Savage kitten expert in being Savage and dreams of being a rock in his next life 4.Sunshine ImPoRtAnT BuIsNeSsue 5.Park lachibolala Has no jams and really like tony montana 6. V nuga naruel magado nae sainga mota do leggoo leggo legoo oo (favourite line oh nannana) 7. Mr Banana milk (loves banana milk more than his own life) and is the golden maknae And thats all you need to know about those 7 crackheads

[@parksuahn1165]

🤣🤣🤣💜💜

[@eshaabbasi5125]

@@parksuahn1165 tysm💜💜

[@alimathsacademy1413]

👍✌👌

[@jazzifizal]

when will y’all let these tired ass stereotypes go ?? move on i beg

[@taekooki5099]

Perfect ✨

[@riyajaswal5743]

We army love them so much after even knowing almost everything about them but still watching it loved your editing and video awesome work yaar i just keep searching the guides even I am army since 4 years just love watching intros of them 😂👍

[@strawberries_4beomgyu55]

This really helped me calm down before reading my exam results😊

[@Sarah_Loves_BTS]

I’ve been army for 2 and a half years but the guides never get old

[@emmapelletreau89]

So much fun! Thanks! Can't wait to see what 2022 is going to bring for our boys!

[@lauramichaelidou3268]

Loved this video. Great edit for each member and funny. Had me hooked throughout.

[@JinismyJam]

This is amazing! I will save to watch over and over! Thank you! 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

[@canary3925]

I feel so proud that im born on 1st september but the fact that I'm not even 1 percent talented as him....

[@jiminrexia]

Saw this video is in my recommendations and clicked sooo quickly... It's so well made thank you 😊

[@nayab3029]

5:29 i got a heart attack bc of yoongi so fucking cute

[@thebananamilkkookieloves4557]

Jin is the only one who makes Irene comfortable and makes her laugh♥♥

[@lolxna5103]

this video is the epitome of perfection it needs to go viral

[@SOPHIAA713]

hobi during the mic drop dance break me; oH mY gAwD

[@lolxna5103]

im sending this video to everyone i know, its PERFECT

[@atrashfromholynamseokyoonh6391]

They were looking very squishy before upgrade 🥺 and the upgraded them are squishing us just by looking👀

[@MamaAtiny]

Thank you for this! This is the guide I'll show my friends/family going forward. It's awesome

[@EM-rm2xh]

loved it; only small thing is JM got less than a minute in the video and I know it sounds crazy, it just kind of stuck out compared to the others (saying this as someone that's watched you're other videos and enjoyed)

[@ASAPKookie]

hi, i know and i'm so sorry! i realized that a little too late too when i just finished editing the entire thing and reviewed the vid before uploading it. ☹️ i wanted to include more clips of him but my body was just too burnt out from editing so i thought i'd just upload the vid nonetheless. i love jimin equally as i do with the others and i really did plan to give him more time ☹️

[@Iish_]

@@ASAPKookie im sure waiting an extra day, include some more clips and then uploading wouldn't have hurt anyone - his part was almost blink and you miss it compared to all the others. edit: and of course you're a taekooker, this makes so much sense

[@svftannies4113]

@@Iish_ lmao 💀💀

[@shakira7301]

@@Iish_ finally someone who really knows what's up 😥

[@shakira7301]

@Babybear lmao jimin gets the most crap from people who claim to be ot7 so it's understandable why they're saying it ... I'm not saying this about the creator but a general view..

[@-xnyctophilia27x-]

This was such an awesome guide to bts from the description to all the moments it's amazing🤣💜💜

[@ilyjz]

"Hobi innocent soul" not when converse high and baepsae exists

[@agustdstudent6452]

I'mma show this to my mom to prove to her that BTS is not a waste of time but 7 incredible beings!!

[@porrrrnesianparapioamajinv6117]

This video made me a fan of yours. New subi. Please stop editing this cool, or I'll be obsessed with your videos. As a new editing learner, i can feel how much afford you put on this 12 minute video. Thank you so much for your hard work. You really made my day.

[@ASAPKookie]

awe, you flatter me. thank you for watching and enjoying the vid! if you have any questions about editing, you can always reach out to me. :)

[@porrrrnesianparapioamajinv6117]

@@ASAPKookie thank you soo much for your words. No one told me this before. You are so kind.

[@beaasensi]

i suddenly miss being a baby army ☹️☹️

[@kimseoah5402]

8:26 that gave me goosebumps

[@selfconfidenceee]

I think you could’ve added their positions in the group but this was more about them as a person

[@emilthegay]

8:26 and this is what got me into Kpop so long ago

[@jinswinss]

perfect, and hilariously accurate

[@itsmefm]

I never noticed that a majority of the boys have late birthdays. I also have a late birthday (November) but I hate the end of the year. The end of the year must always be fun for them and that kinda makes me feel better.

[@natalielucas3678]

I am DYING at the freeze frame for hobi

[@jayanthijaiaraman9324]

Tae the diva, how apt!!! You did a brilliant job!! Thank you

[@AB-mc3gk]

i cnat get over ths i have already watched it 3 times

[@jiminshii-g1g]

I loved bts and have for 4 yrs bc im only 11 and this was a perfect guide and true 😆

[@aditiiii_]

Even if I am army since 2 years , I'll still see this guide coz why not?

[@catw4729]

Thanks. That was fun to watch and a great overview.

[@side_baked_potato8378]

the boys will always impress us

[@ukelelep81926]

A Prettymuch song in a BTS edit?!? My worlds colliding!

[@Riya07070]

I literally choked at jk's coolest person ever and i mean it. I REALLY WAS COUGHING HARD OKAY?! Y'ALL KNOW THE JUNGKOOK EFFECT

[@wvo_owv]

Welcome to any new ARMY 💜💜💜 *we are all crackheads*

[@daniellebennis2126]

Thanks been one since October 2021

[@wvo_owv]

@@daniellebennis2126 congrats purple ya💜💜

[@anujithenabadu4276]

Watching this while being a 5 yaer army remind me of my baby days

[@kendall8376]

i love this guide sm omg 😭 my BOYS

[@mzqwy_0000]

The song is so good for the edit 💜💜really good job👍👍👍👏👏👏👏 love it

[@Lola-193]

This was spectacular!!! 🙏 Thank you!! 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

[@iroco0494]

Thank you for this guide! I loved it! It brought a smile to my face and a laugh to my gloomy morning! Thank u💜

[@EgglixAndLILINO]

I've been army for a year now but im watching this for some reason, crack yk

[@alcutrh]

love this !! hope this guide helps new ARMYS :D💜

[@carolinelewiscarrie2514]

Guys. What am I supposed to say??? I have run out of words to describe you!!!!😅😅😅 Love your work.🤓🤓🤓

[@ASAPKookie]

awe, thank you so much! ☹️♥️

[@carolinelewiscarrie2514]

@@ASAPKookieBitte seien Sie okay.🙏 Bitte bleiben Sie dran.🙏 ich versuche wirklich alles, um jede Unterstützung und Ermutigung anzubieten, die ich kann💪

[@carolinelewiscarrie2514]

@@ASAPKookieWenn es hilfreich für Sie wäre, kann ich aufhören, Nachrichten auf den FB-Seiten und KZbin-Kanälen der Gruppe zu schreiben. Sag es einfach und ich höre auf.🙂

[@noorzakari2781]

This reminds me of when I was a baby army, watching theses videos was like an assignment 😂

[@faitht3174]

It's like: WHAT DID I JUST WATCH, this was amazing.😂💜

[@arielcristinab]

as a baby army, I thank you so much for this video!!!

[@Sama_1997]

I'm a new army and this vid helped me so much you literally put all the information in one place please keep making more like this it's amazing 🤌🏻❤❤

[@YONCE01]

Damn you did great justice to the intro

[@itslunx3106]

jins constume in his introduction cover tho frrrr

[@robinyang5653]

Thanking you for making this. I'm gonna make my husband watch ☺️

[@kamciaxc]

when was „jeon jungkook” the lyrics was like „what more can i say?” LOOOL