That's a charge blade, not a sword and shield, very different /s
@june_0053 жыл бұрын
jarod if you're a drummer does that make you a dual blades main
@goonbee513 жыл бұрын
I've been playing S&S for 7 years now.... Still my absolute favorite class
@TubeTAG3 жыл бұрын
Oh hai. Fancy meeting you here. Sword and Board for laif.
@Larryzaur3 жыл бұрын
I'M SO HAPPY
@DeathIsLethal3 жыл бұрын
Nice pair of lungs ya got there...
@JoCat3 жыл бұрын
I'm stealing your job I hope that's okay
@DjPerryful3 жыл бұрын
Oh larry you beautiful bastard. Seeing you here its like my seeing my old teacher on tinder. Unexpected, but well accepted
@EvanFarshadow3 жыл бұрын
LARRY 😍
@MurakamiTenshi3 жыл бұрын
A NEW CHALLENGER HAS APPEARED
@AeroViro3 жыл бұрын
Wait that warrior looks awfully familliar.... Such a fantastic job Jo!!!
@mrironmustache3 жыл бұрын
Oh, hai Shen! I hope you’re having a great day :3 So, @Jocat, any chance @Shenpai might cameo in this new series of guides in the future? Also, she’s completely right; phenomenal stuff! I can’t wait for the others :D
@Teranewone3 жыл бұрын
He looks absolutely adorable. I wanna give him headpats. Is sneaking in and giving Voxer headpats allowed or will it land me on some sort of list?
@retroredmour66233 жыл бұрын
Every time i see voxer somewhere im happy and question if youre near
@lanteanboy3 жыл бұрын
@@mrironmustache technically, they did just cameo..... at least their Gay Son
@anonj.94403 жыл бұрын
I see your pain in each loot roll
@BlueV205 Жыл бұрын
0:09 for the people who actually wanted to know what this means: - Static (group) refers to a group of players who only does a particular content with that group only (as in you only do that one raid with that one particular group until you clear it). - FC is an abbreviation for Free Company, the FF14 equivalent of a guild. - Prog is an abbreviation for "progress", as in "progressing through a content". - UWU is an abbreviation for "The Weapon's Refrain (Ultimate)" raid, which is often shortened as "Ultima Weapon (Ultimate)" by the community.
@nkosiezikalala5267 Жыл бұрын
Genuinly thought he was just making that up. Thank you
@lilvpboy Жыл бұрын
It's like when Danny and Rusty are discussing the heist at the beginning of Ocean's Eleven.
@vernelia9495 Жыл бұрын
I have been playing this game for about 8 years now.. And I did not know that "UWU" actually stood for something, I learned something new today x'D
@razbuten3 жыл бұрын
one day I think Jocat is gonna punch me in the face and I am gonna say thank you
@KnightBlackburn3 жыл бұрын
Please don't make a "punching for a non-puncher" video containg your wife after that xD
@DoubleEdgeCat3 жыл бұрын
Punching Russia's greateat love machine? I could see it.
@finnmcdonald96663 жыл бұрын
Jocat wouldn't punch nobody. Jocrap would absolutely punch a baby tho.
@rommdan27163 жыл бұрын
Jocrap: You're welcome
@something-from-elsewhere3 жыл бұрын
Jocat or Jocrap?
@hugoseabra41613 жыл бұрын
And so... A New Era begins!
@t.b.6643 жыл бұрын
The Era of Dungeons and Dragons has concluded, now we are on the horizon of the Final Fantasy Era!
@carlosvaldes58703 жыл бұрын
May you ever walk in the light of the Crystal
@Terry-cx9ok3 жыл бұрын
Probably not, but let's be hopeful
@eclipse29153 жыл бұрын
"If someone puts down a useful AoE, STOP F-CKING RUNNING AWAY FROM IT" my life is complete thank you so much
@RengeK3 жыл бұрын
I feel like im the only tank that will reposition the boss just so i can take part in things like asylum. Probably cause i spend majority of my time playing whitemage and understand the frustration of tanks not seeing a bubble of literal fucking healing less than too steps away from them
@DeathmaskDuplicant3 жыл бұрын
"Oh, the Ninja put down a Doton? It's time to go to the other side of the arena."
@mystfawn87743 жыл бұрын
@@DeathmaskDuplicant this is my ninja experience. and it hurts so much.
@AtelierMcMuttonArt3 жыл бұрын
@@DeathmaskDuplicant To be fair, Doton looks like a dangerous AoE, so if you don't play Ninja and nobody tells you (Or you never do research), you may never know.
@craigfunk34533 жыл бұрын
Gotta be careful of them peeps who turned all party effects off and not set them to minimal (i.e. they don't want to see those bubbles of extra DPS or healing)
@AzureKite6193 жыл бұрын
"The Dark Knight is great for doing your best Guts impression." This hits different now...
@Ike_of_pyke3 жыл бұрын
*Guts song intensifies*
@codycarney23113 жыл бұрын
Yep.
@WiisonicHedgehogGamer3 жыл бұрын
I am sad I joined that memorial without unlocking Dark Knight. I just stood there as a samurai out of place for an hour or so.
@hyliandoctor3 жыл бұрын
The Living Dead description is... Morbidly fitting, too.
@nippon193 жыл бұрын
RIP Miura sensei
@sparkly92943 жыл бұрын
When he does the DPS video it's going to be an hour long but the first 55 minutes are going to be waiting in queue
@Instagator253 жыл бұрын
So true, you can MSQ while in queue, that's what I did 24/7 to get to shadowbringers
@Instagator253 жыл бұрын
@@Lunarice98 Ahh, welcome to the game, and don't worry the story picks up very soon, MSQ means Main Scenario Quest aka the exclamation mark above a NPC's head. If you have any more questions, I'm happy to help.
@MBOmnis3 жыл бұрын
The last 5 minutes will be about Dragoons tanking the floor.
@KBgamer20103 жыл бұрын
DPS = Forever wait for tank/healer
@ArchieGamez3 жыл бұрын
This is why you friend with a tank or healer main hehe
@TheeSethCage3 жыл бұрын
Jo: "Gunbreaker is just 3 DPS in a trenchcoat..." Me: "He's out of line, but he's right."
@AdamG36913 жыл бұрын
Can confirm, my Hrothgar GNB is actually just two lalafell black mages and a moogle samurai stacked on top of each other.
@arctechfox83063 жыл бұрын
As a WHM main dear God is he right
@zacgarcia90823 жыл бұрын
Hmm no wonder i picked it up so fast
@TheeSethCage3 жыл бұрын
This is all fair and we'll, but as a Res Mage Main, I am both excited and terrified for what JoCrap says about my class. "Red mages can cast black magic, white magic, do some musketeer shit with a sword, and even back flip to their doom, but that's what they get for being average at doing everything and then trying to show off about being average at doing everything." Or, words to that effect, I'm sure.
@AdamG36913 жыл бұрын
@@TheeSethCage holy shit, a talking defibrillator!
@Knuckx1173 жыл бұрын
"Gunbreaker is CALLED a tank but everybody knows it's just three DPS in a trenchcoat" I lost it at that line, good job!
@TransientWitch3 жыл бұрын
I specifically lost it at the three dps being two MCH and a SAM...Because it's true and we all know it XD
@HenshinFanatic3 жыл бұрын
@@TransientWitch pretty sure it's actually two SAM and one MCH but whatever...
@TacetCat3 жыл бұрын
"Three DPS in a trench coat" is the most accurate description of GNB that I've ever heard. They do tons of damage, *take* tons of damage, and have a death wish please stop pressing Superbolide right after I cast Benediction please for the love of Hydaelyn stop.
@arachineatzeer74783 жыл бұрын
As someone who plays SCH I will call a MCH on a GNB if I use all my healing and they Superbolide themselves back to 1
@redfinale3 жыл бұрын
GNB is my main tank and ironically, i almost never hit superbolide more so because i never do stuff like savage or extremes so im almost never around that level of "oh shit", so it tends to be my troll button. "hey guys, wanna see a magic trick?" *hp becomes 1* "and just like that, i made my health disappear."
@kacyroush62933 жыл бұрын
GNB is still my favorite tank class because gunblades are my favorite weapon. Why of course I'm using The Revolver and dressed up like Squall what's your point
@arachineatzeer74783 жыл бұрын
At least please stop shooting yourself in the head unless you need to - Most healers, probably
@gilessaint-loup24263 жыл бұрын
When I am using GNB, I literally introduce myself as "Your three DPS in a trench coat."
@aldiswhylita71503 жыл бұрын
When Erozea needed the Sword and Shield the most... HE RETURNS!
@GaijinGoombah3 жыл бұрын
My wife appreciates this.
@DrMDHyde3 жыл бұрын
As did I.
@AxxLAfriku3 жыл бұрын
Don't talk to me! I am famous! Don't dislike my good good GOOD videos! Don't talk to me, dear ga
@bgreaud3 жыл бұрын
I also appreciate it as well... 😁
@DoomRater3 жыл бұрын
When you're so early to the video that famous KZbinr you recognize only has 4 replies on his comment
@Johnnyrogers973 жыл бұрын
Hey, don’t I know you from Game Theory?
@Alicia_Highwind3 жыл бұрын
As a Gunbreaker, I appreciate the "Three DPS in a trench coat" joke. Because god it's so accurate.
@fenrislokison45693 жыл бұрын
💯 % accurate. Gunblade for the win
@zachgagnon20433 жыл бұрын
I was just gonna comment this. Its scary how accurate that is lol
@Theinfinitewell3 жыл бұрын
He's out of line but he's right 😅
@scottm21093 жыл бұрын
Damn right it is. I main dps and took up gnb because it was more dps like lol
@OceanFragments3 жыл бұрын
KEK
@speedy222223 жыл бұрын
An alternative to having you tank stance turned OFF as the offtank! If you wait 1-2 rotations, THEN turn your tank stance on, you'll (in most cases) end up 1 step behind the main tank in the emnity list! This is very useful for fights that have mechanics where they switch to the second highest in the emnity list, adds you have to offtank, or if the main tank dies. If you accidentally pull Aggro, you can always use shirk on the Main Tank to reset it!
@Zanyotaku Жыл бұрын
Yes, I've been meeting more and more off tanks who genuinely keep their stance off the entire time and its BAD in higher level trials /normal raids with dual tank busters when I suddenly grab one as a DPS. I just had to yell at a DRK in a lvl 90 trial to turn their stance on when I picked up the second tankbuster and they said they learned to keep it off, as if that was a valid argument when dps and healers are getting the tank buster instead of them.
@MonicAchannel22 Жыл бұрын
@@Zanyotaku "as if that was a valid argument" As long as the game doesn't straight up tell them that (like how the game never fucking explains what a stack marker is), it's a valid argument, f*cko
@zhangbill11947 ай бұрын
@Zanyotaku Counterpoint, it's really funny to see your dps get one shot by a tank buster
@TheS4KAI3 жыл бұрын
As a Dark Knight main, I have to brood over how accurate this video is
@witherswings8323 жыл бұрын
Same though
@bjwessels3 жыл бұрын
As a tank, I can certify that this is the best educational video you could ever want or need to learn how to tank better.
@erikasakura77213 жыл бұрын
not that it's particularly hard to tank better...
@oligb14693 жыл бұрын
JoCat: Tank's are thiccer than the average Disney mom R34 artists: Impossible
@Tathanic3 жыл бұрын
OR...
@HoneydewBeach3 жыл бұрын
That’s why he said Average
@wiccamantadhg19653 жыл бұрын
You should see the Final Fantasy R34 artists- or not, if you don’t like dummy thicc Hrothgar action...
@MythrilShotgun3 жыл бұрын
Disney moms are so down with the Thiccness that the average Disney mom is 6 ft down in the ground.
@schoolacount21783 жыл бұрын
How do you know? Thats kind of Sus.
@Crystan3 жыл бұрын
I came expecting a weird parody on how not to tank, instead I get a hilarious but genuine guide on how to tank well. I expect my team's melee will be 'clapping some cheeks' for many years to come.
@ChristianCTaken3 жыл бұрын
Welcome to JoCat's channel
@Isosyth3 жыл бұрын
As a brand new player who's never really gotten into an MMO before, this guide actually got me to try tanking.
@OriginalCreatorSama Жыл бұрын
new to tanking and yeah this was shockingly helpful!
@jonasarrer10303 жыл бұрын
Therapist: "Birdhead jocat is not real he can't hurt you." Birdhead jocat:
@EvanFarshadow3 жыл бұрын
We all know he is a Miqote under that head
@bubalackgaming88923 жыл бұрын
He is now *JoBirb*
@shadowgarra3603 жыл бұрын
No... He is now ChocoJo
@santiagonevarez4103 жыл бұрын
More like, seduce you am i right gamers?
@ryanmaclean17203 жыл бұрын
Birdcat
@FrazzleCat3 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: This is actually a good guide. I wasn't expecting that.
@johngun43773 жыл бұрын
They’re all good guides...
@drmanhattan85993 жыл бұрын
its a good sarcastic video
@miralotus27273 жыл бұрын
This tbh. There's almost always something in these that make me go "Oh dear" (I mean, it IS a crap guide) but like...this is all really solid advice
@platinummyrr3 жыл бұрын
@@johngun4377 always have been
@luminozero3 жыл бұрын
As a Paladin main, fear of Healers putting out a hit on me is the entire reason for Hallowed Ground's existence.
@serenteaudios17373 жыл бұрын
True but i swapped to DRK so im just kinda accepting it now i guess-
@angelacatalena57163 жыл бұрын
I live this. I'm paladin main as well. Our healer is also our FC leader ...and my oldest child. Ever have to sit through a very angry dinner because you accidentally hit the button next to hollowed ground on an Eden raid while the boss was at 1% and the only one left alive was the healer who immediately ate a tank buster to the face? Yeah. Not fun times.
@mosley34853 жыл бұрын
@@angelacatalena5716 Oh no. :D
@balladsnowfox77143 жыл бұрын
As a Gunbreaker I just exist to take the healers hate from the other tanks
@trumps_toupee3 жыл бұрын
Didn't think I'd be watching a Dragoon slapping Bahamut's dumpy today, but here we are.
@JaelinBezel3 жыл бұрын
Bahamit is strong, that’s how he upgrades the party into their final forms.
@Restilia_ch3 жыл бұрын
@@JaelinBezel I see your Final Fantasy I reference!
@scottwagner25663 жыл бұрын
I laughed way more than I should have at “Punk, Grunge, Metal, and Christian Rock”.
@GenerationHollow3 жыл бұрын
Brilliant, brilliant video
@killmethennnow3 жыл бұрын
When u trolling threw a comment section and start seeing youtubers u have loved and followed for years
@sephirian6883 жыл бұрын
What are you doing? Teo and Daora are in need of farming and we finally got regular hunt apexes man and let’s face it Josh might need your help with Teo lol This is entirely sarcasm btw, though I imagine Josh’s resentment GS does tend to melt against Teo.
@vijayanand66503 жыл бұрын
Holy shit! Didn't expect to see Hollow here!
@Rupert34343 жыл бұрын
Tank: * turns boss away from party * Melee DPS: * cheek clapping intensifies *
@Arylwren13 жыл бұрын
clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap
@Ranulfdatank3 жыл бұрын
Clap so hard it becomes applause!
@nafslee3 жыл бұрын
Tank is best wing man
@Hawwwlucha3 жыл бұрын
one day I'll say in the chat "start clapping those cheeks, melee dps" as soon as I turn the boss away
@michaelcrawford45023 жыл бұрын
"Three DPS in a trenchcoat." *dead* PLEEEEEEEASE make more of these.
@nippon193 жыл бұрын
that part killed me LMAO
@HayTatsuko3 жыл бұрын
Three DPS in a trenchcoat, and a potential heart-attack for your healer(s) with Superbuttclench engaged.
@RealNigga01903 жыл бұрын
it's true. GNB is just a dps with more than average health.
@meelee4122 жыл бұрын
just alot of dps , with tanking on the side
@sidereon97933 жыл бұрын
"You press it and then it makes you DIE" I have never laughed so hard at an explanation of Living Dead
@AusFirewing3 жыл бұрын
He's absolutely not wrong.
@craigfunk34533 жыл бұрын
@@AusFirewing not like the same can't happen with poorly timed Supers from a gunbreaker
@katarh3 жыл бұрын
@@craigfunk3453 But if you bolide badly, you're dead for good. If you LD and you have a healer with a pulse, you're only mostly dead and they get a second chance to save your ass before 10 seconds pass.
@ianlindstrom20193 жыл бұрын
@Brett Bates In savage/ultimate stuff at least there's no such thing as an 'emergency' button. Every invuln use is planned, as is the ability the healer will use to cover it for DRK/GNB. (WAR prob doesn't need any help, and PLD def doesn't.) There's no accounting for the headless chickens in PF though. LD's problem is strictly that even planning for it, it's hard to cover without WHM's benediction, at which point it becomes trivial, so it feels a bit restrictive in terms of composition.
@anexplosion54363 жыл бұрын
When the boss of seat of sacrifice (no spoilers please anyone thank you) weaponizes living dead against the party, that kind of says more about living dead than anything else.
@BM033 жыл бұрын
I thought JoCat was afraid to be pigeonholed to the JoCrap Guides after the (well deserved) massive success of the MH series, but then he goes and improves upon it in every way possible from the comedy to the presentation to the useful practical tips. Man. He made me wanna resub after nearly a year, even. Goddamn what talent.
@theblite323 жыл бұрын
"Tanks are thicker than your average Disney Mom." Watching this first thing in the morning and I just spit out my coffee laughing...Thanks Jocat
@TiamosLoren3 жыл бұрын
The thing about DRK being a Guts impression is all the more prevalent with recent news and support from the FFXIV community.
@adas20513 жыл бұрын
@Dalmaron The First did you hear about miura?
@Zoten0013 жыл бұрын
Had a feeling JoCat's favorite class was going to be Paladin. EDIT: Pretty sure this is my most liked comment on the site.
@oh7mak3 жыл бұрын
Nothing feels better than being a Paladin that doubles as the dedicated healer while still solo tanking cuz you're just that GOOD. Also my healers don't know how to avoid AOEs.
@besaidknight3 жыл бұрын
SWORD 'N SHIELD!!! XD
@darwinxavier35163 жыл бұрын
Him and Blue from OSP are like soulmates.
@brownbelpois3 жыл бұрын
Wait a minute what the hell is that noise? DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT
@Voicelet3 жыл бұрын
"Press X to not die button." Hey how did you know I mapped my Holmgang to X.
@BloodLegaZ3 жыл бұрын
I think he is referring to controller..
@nicolinrucker51813 жыл бұрын
X is a math variable, so it tends to be to go to "I have no idea what this button is, so press X"
@AarPlays3 жыл бұрын
Same lol
@shadowgarra3603 жыл бұрын
@@BloodLegaZ I think Voicelet is also referring to controller Also you can map your skills as you want on controller too in case that wasn't obvious. My superbolide is on R2L2down or something like that
@calvintrouy26723 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure its (another) reference to zero punctuation. He uses that phrase to talk about quick-time events
@unironicallylikesranger71223 жыл бұрын
Jocrap here to learn us another thing. There is no better teacher, they could never defeat our wiggly educator in single combat
@obsidianbeast63083 жыл бұрын
Ya could but then he’d insta revive himself with the holy power of sword and shield
@binguslover3913 жыл бұрын
This video manages to hit a really great balance between being genuinely really useful tanking advice and also very funny. Long time tank main in X|V and this is probably the best beginner tanking video i've ever watched
@lechking9412 жыл бұрын
also helps me realise JUST were i need to dance my ass :P in space of healer but keeping thoes cheeks to team
@OraDubStronzate23 жыл бұрын
JoCat quoting John Mulaney... i'm in tears of joy
@ginilollo28843 жыл бұрын
Now i hope that you will dub this because i'm very bad in listen thing in english
@Valery0p53 жыл бұрын
Buonaseeera
@idk89123 жыл бұрын
Wela Orion
@gamara2043 жыл бұрын
when?
@gamara2043 жыл бұрын
nevermind
@sadiemcc93633 жыл бұрын
I have no intention to play Final Fantasy XIV but I have the full intention of watching this entire series.
@simoneval26193 жыл бұрын
how doesn't?
@Taladays373 жыл бұрын
Try it, the story is good and you can play it both casually and hardcore aswell and their is a class for basically every kind of playstyle/archetype while still being able to level all the classes on one character. I also believe its free up until stormblood anyway which is a lot of content including heavensward which is considered by most the 2nd best exp so far.
@Jedda6783 жыл бұрын
It's free up to level 60 and you get to go through the base game and 1 expansion, go for it.
@Dewkeeper3 жыл бұрын
@@Taladays37 I mean, it's still an mmo, it's a time commitment even if you play casually. Some ppl just aren't into that and that's fine... All the rest of you though, play!!!
@shimitty3 жыл бұрын
Amen
@thesparrow11163 жыл бұрын
Me: Picks up a new interest Jocat 2 months later: Hey you want 100 episodes of content for your new hyperfixation
@lucaspeixoto9753 жыл бұрын
I started playing FFXIV this month and was literally thinking of choosing a tank class/job to learn when I saw this video, Jocat knows exactly when to upload them videos
@Giomitiko3 жыл бұрын
It's one hell of a coincidence but i genuinely finished the free trial download for ffxiv this very morning hahah
@everfire60023 жыл бұрын
Imagine being a White Mage, and being forced to draw Aggro from the boss when the Tank fails to use a proper rotation, YET YOU AS THE WHITE MAGE SURVIVE OUT OF SHEER SPITE, AND TANK THE REST OF THE CONFLICT.
@craigfunk34533 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a bozja/zadnor experience gone wrong
@everfire60023 жыл бұрын
@@craigfunk3453 Sometimes... that's just how it is.
@Deathbytroll3 жыл бұрын
I've done something similar to this
@ang3lsonline3 жыл бұрын
*blinds the screen with holy*
@InsanityReborn3 жыл бұрын
I've had to tank the last ~15% of Deathgaze on my AST. Our tank was the only one with a stance and it literally just became not worth the MP getting him up again. I had so much goddamn heal aggro at that point the boss wasn't going anywhere. And yes, the other 22 people weren't pulling off me for shit. It was... definitely *an experience* of a Dun Scaith run...
@TimeBucks3 жыл бұрын
Sammie and Voxer are in the same video
@Arcadio893 жыл бұрын
Who are those?
@gameridiotNOT3 жыл бұрын
@@hosen_F Begone, *B O T*
@soltymc1723 жыл бұрын
Ok so my brain was right it is Voxer 😆
@victormartinez49283 жыл бұрын
@@Arcadio89 Voxer is Shenpais FF14 character.
@Arcadio893 жыл бұрын
@@victormartinez4928 And Sammie?
@Konpekikaminari3 жыл бұрын
"3 DPS in a trenchcoat" I... why... This is the most accurate description of GNB I've ever heard
@monkishogun53943 жыл бұрын
It's why I dislike Gunbreaker so much
@KylenPhylar3 жыл бұрын
I mean, given GNB is the DPS's tank...
@Konpekikaminari3 жыл бұрын
@@KylenPhylar and we do use trenchcoats often
@fenrislokison45693 жыл бұрын
It's why I LOVE Gunbreaker so much. Definitely a Fun tank lol
@someclevername81673 жыл бұрын
The Gnashing Fang combo string is quite possibly the most satisfying combo string in the game. One of my fave classes by far
@TheLivingOdyssey3 жыл бұрын
MMO tanking in a nutshell. The fact that I understood every single detail of this despite never playing the game is hilarious
@VashdaCrash3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing and I haven't played Wow since forever.
@idminister3 жыл бұрын
as someone who does play, and has all jobs at current lvl cap. That wasn't a "crap guide," that was actually a pretty good short guide. The only missing bits being the lack of mention that tanks like all other dps have dps burst windows, and dark knight gets to rip their heart out of their chest throw it into the ground and have a shadow rise up and start attacking for a bit. Also gunblade's invuln is works than dark's...as it reduces hp to 1, so sometimes those tanks do more damage to themselves than enemies.....
@CorbenikClay3 жыл бұрын
@@idminister disagreed on that notion. While GNB’s invulnerability skill does bring them down to 1 hp, they won’t die for 8 seconds which is more than enough time for a healer to bring it back up. If a DRK’s invulnerability is triggered and they don’t get healed to full, they die anyway regardless of why their health is like. Of course in both scenarios a good healer will make sure that does not happen but I’d still take Superbolide over Walking Dead.
@IsilmeTuruphant3 жыл бұрын
@@CorbenikClay Yeah, as someone who has levelled all the tanking classes, Superbolide being better than Living Dead is a no brainer. With SuperBulletInBrain, the healer has to heal you up, but is not forced to heal you to 100%, meaning they can get you to 75%, do something else, and not be forced to overheal (Gunbreakers aren't such wusses that they can't walk off a little dain brammage). Also GNB has a self-regen that takes some of the load off, as long as the healer can get them out of the danger zone. With Living Don't Dead Open Inside, the healer is *guaranteed* to have to waste mana that they probably can't afford to (because you're in a situation where the tank had to Invuln) That said, Blackest Night is so good it more than makes up for it.
@hosen_F3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/bJPJpZR5mNt5btU 🎨
@ReaverPrime3 жыл бұрын
"Thicker than your average Disney mom." Laughed so hard, it gave me a migraine and I peed a little. Top shelf, lad.
@fraidnaught90673 жыл бұрын
"Thicker than the average Disney Mom" Onward Mom, Helen Parr shown twice, Aunt Cass ...a dream is a wish your heart makes.
@JamesTheTurnbull3 жыл бұрын
i've never seen Onward. Had to look it up. I'm glad they're still keeping trend of thicc Disney Pixar Moms
@RememberJudas3143 жыл бұрын
Helen Parr is too thicc to only be shown once.
@Borderose3 жыл бұрын
You made me snort.
@kyttynkross11213 жыл бұрын
I mean, she did get two movies, so its only fair i guess?
@Evertide053 жыл бұрын
Heh, yeah, my "heart."
@raxmeloc3 жыл бұрын
"Overall you have 4 flavors to choose from: Punk, Grunge, Metal and Christian Rock!" This line killed me cause I'm an OmniTank, with DRK Bias, and that is 100% my music taste!
@mrkibitzer81393 жыл бұрын
Why are MY thoughts coming out of YOUR mouth? I'm literally the exact same way, although lately my bias has been slightly shifting to GNB.
@ryanweible90903 жыл бұрын
my five iron frenzy paladin.
@drewhughes22203 жыл бұрын
"tanks are thicker than your average Disney mom" truer words have never been spoken 🤣
@Kairamek3 жыл бұрын
Where does that fall on the thickness chart? Higher than oatmeal but lower than he faux-thickness of Zeno's armor?
@SeaIbass3 жыл бұрын
Woah there that's pretty thicc
@seigwardofcatarina57763 жыл бұрын
@@Kairamek I’d rate it around fridge cold Blackstrap Molasses levels.
@krekkaking3 жыл бұрын
@@seigwardofcatarina5776 so thick enough to mistake for the density of molten lava
@tonytins3 жыл бұрын
And the award for best statement of the year goes to. XD
@ais74283 жыл бұрын
I started playing a couple days ago and picked up gladiator. I was thinking to myself; 'I bet that guy who did those monster hunter weapon guides would approve'
@ikeekieeki3 жыл бұрын
"punk, grunge, metal, and christian rock" - brutal
@coffeeavenger3 жыл бұрын
He speaks the truth tho.
@TenshizakiN0083 жыл бұрын
I'm confused, there was so little satire and so many good pieces of advice. I feel... Energized.
@johngun43773 жыл бұрын
Wrong, it was a healthy mix of both
@KatlamosQuickdraw3 жыл бұрын
The fucking kazoo rendition of the theme song I can't- xD
@namelesslad58033 жыл бұрын
I'm trying to find the name of that song lol. Sounds so familiar
@KatlamosQuickdraw3 жыл бұрын
@@namelesslad5803 I mean, it's just Prologue, the main theme of the Final Fantasy franchise, but in kazoo format.
@shirecchia5630 Жыл бұрын
As a healer main I cannot tell you the rage I feel when the tank doesn't pull and I pull the agro from him and have to run around as a hot popoto
@speechless05 Жыл бұрын
as a DPS I end up doing that a lot when they try to do big pulls but they're not constantly doing damage or pulling mobs. When they finally stop I usually just run past them a couple of times hoping one of their AOEs hit the mobs trailing me.....usually only gotta run through once or twice to get everything off of me
@knighttemplaroftentacult71233 жыл бұрын
Hey, as omnitank in FF14, I'm actually surprised. This WAS an actual guide with jokes in it, instead of joke with a guide somewhere inside xD Good job! Loving it.
@KylenPhylar3 жыл бұрын
It's never a 'great' guide, but hotddamn do the Crap Guides make for solid 'here's some fuggin basics wrapped in comedy' guides.
@archevenault3 жыл бұрын
2:58 PETITION FOR HIM TO COVER THE ENTIRE THING
@dropofsilver3 жыл бұрын
What song is this? Sounds familiar.
@TheSilversepiroth3 жыл бұрын
It doesn't sound familiar but I too would like to know the song
@nakrissa3 жыл бұрын
Return to Oblivion aka Refulgence theme
@RengeK3 жыл бұрын
@@dropofsilver its return to oblivion if I remember correctly. Might have been the e8 phase 1 theme which i cant remember the name of. Either way its from e8 and e8s which is the only fight to trigger my ptsd and i have cleared TEA and done a decent chunk of UWU
@archevenault3 жыл бұрын
@@RengeK light rampant and "LB3 PLS"
@sadvec63283 жыл бұрын
A Crap Guide to DnD: My story is over... but the journey continues
@jeffreylivermore10483 жыл бұрын
That's what I thought when he finished his MonHun World videos and started the DnD ones. Dude just keeps putting out content for all my favorite hobbies. He just need Crap guide to Warhammer and more Pokémon Let's Plays and I'm complete.
@henryposey64793 жыл бұрын
Man, that Guts reference is really hitting me hard today on a rewatch of this otherwise hilarious video... RIP Miura
@serenteaudios17373 жыл бұрын
there was an in game community memorial for Miura in Ul'dah on crystal at least. a lot of drks standing vigil in a line with little campfires at their feet.
@alexandrakaras7703 жыл бұрын
@@serenteaudios1737 not only on crystal. Lich (EU) Had something similar, and I found other servers doing that as well via Twitter
@serenteaudios17373 жыл бұрын
@@alexandrakaras770 i see. it's cool seeing a community come together like that.. i havent really heard about it since the WoW community at Reckful's death last year
@alexandrakaras7703 жыл бұрын
@@serenteaudios1737 i was a little confused at first. I just heard about his passing from a friend who was a huge Berserk fan..... About an hour after i found news of it everywhere on twitter and since we were just talkig about FFXIV, i needed to show them since they didn't play themselves.... They literally started to almost cry on the spot... So yes, I really love such kind communities, especially if they are like this all over the world...
@serenteaudios17373 жыл бұрын
@@alexandrakaras770 i know the feeling. it's why im falling more and more in love with FFXIV
@ginsu853 жыл бұрын
Throw this into the category of "things you never knew you needed in your life."
@SlashHildy3 жыл бұрын
Oh no. I absolutely knew I needed this since Jo did that short play of Hit MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV Online, now with a free trial up to Level 60 through the Heavensward Expansion. I'm lad the crap guides have come to eorzea
@AmariPrime3 жыл бұрын
Last time I was this early, there were enough polygons on plants in XIV To crash a high-spec computer.
@LilDruid3 жыл бұрын
That flower pot was more detailed than my Hyur's face.
@wing0link3 жыл бұрын
Ah, nightmares
@mist6669993 жыл бұрын
big oof
@dylanbeauchamp95053 жыл бұрын
"Get that sword and shield babyyy." Has to be the official JoCrap pick up like.
@GeekBearReporter3 жыл бұрын
" Punk, Grunge, Metal and Christian Rock, lol!" As a former Tank in 14 I can absolutely appreciate this funny and wholesome video
@Tw15tedMynd3 жыл бұрын
“Tanks are Thiccer than the average Disney Mom.” That line had me DEAD 💀 😂🤣
@ShandorDavies3 жыл бұрын
I was literally coming into the comments to say these exact words friend 😂
@soupmug3 жыл бұрын
Me, who has never played ff14: ah yes I understand mhm yes gotcha
@Dewkeeper3 жыл бұрын
That can be solved >:D
@nyx01033 жыл бұрын
you can play it for free for the first 30 levels or so I think. After that its a subscription-based game I am fairly certain. I know someone who plays it, I tried it myself and didn't got hooked in, in the long term.
@benebediktas3 жыл бұрын
@@nyx0103 First 60 levels actually. They upped the free trial to include all of heavensward
@BlazingAzureTheta3 жыл бұрын
You should try the critically acclaimed mmo rpg Final Fantasy XIV., now with a free trial that extends to level 60 and includes the first expansion Heavensward.
@jackbordar27273 жыл бұрын
@@nyx0103 lvl 60, so heavensward included
@StudioYami3 жыл бұрын
It makes me super sad you're doing this role by role and not class by class. Cause this is wonderful.
@craigfunk34533 жыл бұрын
I'm ready for a sudden change in personality for BLU like sir gamestein. Love Drak's Blue mage style
@guibin3 жыл бұрын
He might not want a repeat of the D&D crap guides as he got pretty burnt out by those, but who knows, he might get a sudden burst of inspiration and do it anyways.
@MBOmnis3 жыл бұрын
Class by class would have too much overlap and the tank videos would be way too similar, for example.
@NuclearRaven133 жыл бұрын
Dps might have separate class that are more different.
@MiraPacku3 жыл бұрын
"deceptively informative" - Asmongold 2021
@Reign2743 жыл бұрын
Did he react to this? I want to see it :-(
@ParticleBomb3 жыл бұрын
@@Reign274 kzbin.info/www/bejne/jX22p6uLlKlkbLs
@Hclegend2 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/jX22p6uLlKlkbLs for reference, about 2/3s in
@Vestraki3 жыл бұрын
I fucking died after "Since they cant handle the Puss Pounding Patty Cake with the boss". Thats some good shit.
@josiahtasich60733 жыл бұрын
What makes this even more funny for me; is the fact that there is a boss in WoW Retail (Shadowlands), that actually does play patty cake with the tank. that you have to silence, or else it disorients you and deals massive damage.
@edelweissgaming48283 жыл бұрын
Paladin gets sword and shield: all you need to know
@adamboyd11323 жыл бұрын
Yeah, way to bury the lead there
@joshwilson99813 жыл бұрын
As a vet of tanking and stuff, I appreciate the "shiny asscheecks towards the party" and "don't move" comments. Hilarious and very accurate.
@arachnofiend28593 жыл бұрын
As a Monk main I also appreciate this
@EchoGillette3 жыл бұрын
OHHELLYEAH
@keith53253 жыл бұрын
Sword and shield BAAAABBYYYY!!!! oh that gets me everytime
@GoldenXShark223 жыл бұрын
oh god, I'm a tank main. let's see how this goes. edit: OK this is actually good, bless your soul jocat. making guides for everything I play.
@zenmanlovesgames99063 жыл бұрын
Hearing the Final Fantasy Theme on Kazoo is definitely a shock to the system. Amazing Work Jo!
@bcrx57803 жыл бұрын
I don't even play this game, but here I am, eating chips, reveling myself with a fine dose of gaming and sarcasm.
@AyasuVT3 жыл бұрын
SUCH INSTRUCTION. THIS WAS YOUR INTENTION. I'm so happy this exists. XD
@77dinokid3 жыл бұрын
"Someone who needs their short queue privileges revoked." Oh so FFXIV has that too.
@the-other-guy89913 жыл бұрын
Tanks are always in short supply. Star Wars The Old Republic has a role in need mechanic in its group queue that gives small rewards you for being that role. So I'm graced with short queues AND extra loot.
@BSRaven3 жыл бұрын
@@the-other-guy8991 Yeah FF14 is like that for the 'Roulette' (random dungeon in a set category) options. Also lets you punch multiple Roulettes as long as you're still 'In Need' since you don't normally get extra rewards after your first one of a day.
@CptMuttonchops3 жыл бұрын
In my server healers seem to be in shorter supply. However you can just swap out classes like you can swap out dirty underwear so you don't need to re-run the entire game again with a different character if you want to switch roles.
@Chris-iv8sb3 жыл бұрын
There is a "Adventurer in Need" thing that indicates what jobs will have the shortest queue time for certain dailys to run, atleast that's how i understood it; except for me, when it sais tanks needed, i get instapops as healer, and when it sais healer, i get instapops as tank. Luckily i am proficient with both ;) so i just adapt
@AlibifortheAfterlife3 жыл бұрын
Unless a new class in either role (more so for tank) was recently released, yes. Not many people like responsibility and accountability lol.
@SilverlonewolfX3 жыл бұрын
1:40 that poor Dragoon trying to chase that ass cracks me up. XD
@flavioromano87543 жыл бұрын
"That ass crack" you mean
@GaugedHonor3 жыл бұрын
Never have I needed something so much without knowing it until I received it. We absolutely need more of these for the other roles, as well as the different classes. This is the greatest comedy that explains shit perfectly. Please more.
@philipjaques16533 жыл бұрын
Had a stressful day at work, a shit time with my ex and I come home to this... Literally cried with happiness.
@DjPerryful3 жыл бұрын
I got chills when i heard shiva theme. Light rampant still haunts me to this day
@jijonbreaker3 жыл бұрын
Icelit dragonsong. Wyrm's Lament. Suffer.
@Micky963 жыл бұрын
PING....PINGPINGPINGWOOSHPING
@dragonbretheren3 жыл бұрын
>chills I see what you did there.
@Inhaledcorn3 жыл бұрын
@@Micky96 My anxiety just shot through the roof, thank you.
@garlikkt60283 жыл бұрын
I love how the text shows up when the in game jocrap is talking. Production value!
@sambutler9533 жыл бұрын
KZbinrs found in the comments: Shenpai (expected) Gaijin Goombah (on Aki’s behalf, okay) The8BitDrummer...? Jerod, what are you doing here?!
@Sarione3 жыл бұрын
and Larryzaur, that would be expected to.
@o98z3 жыл бұрын
@@Sarione now also razbuten
@june_0053 жыл бұрын
As a WHM main, I'm very excited for this man to yell about healers.
@AninOnin3 жыл бұрын
I hope he makes one for healers too!
@Cecebean223 жыл бұрын
Me looking at the chibi sprites and realizes that the other tank is Voxer: WAIT A MINUTE-
@ThunderChanter3 жыл бұрын
"You press it and Y O U D I E" life story
@OwinBlazer3 жыл бұрын
So 5 months later and a lot of ffxiv clips, "Find Static in your FC to prog UWU" basically means to find a regular party(static) in your guild(FC) to farm(prog) the specific "end" game raid Ultima Weapon: Ultimate.(UWU) I hope this info finds its way to whomever was wondering
@Kakamage2 жыл бұрын
As someone who hasn't even logged in to make my character yet, thank you!!
@VanNessy97 Жыл бұрын
I was told it's "finding a dedicated team in your Free Company to progress through the Ultima Weapon Ultimate boss fight"
@CyColt Жыл бұрын
@@VanNessy97 what you were told and the original comment are the same knowledge with different wording.
@Cellsplitter3 жыл бұрын
The sound of a Fell Cleave is what sustains me.
@earthboundian48713 жыл бұрын
I like that the healer's phone at 2:35 is just an Allagan Tomestone of Poetics.
@RussanoGreenstripe3 жыл бұрын
@Maeyria There's an emote you can get called /tomestone where you whip out a tomestone and start browsing on it like a phone. Then there's the Motherbit boss which looks like a giant tomestone flash drive.
@hambor123 жыл бұрын
@Maeyria I think it's established that Tomestones are basically smartphones, but the ones we trade in are like ancient cellphones that also only have exactly one webpage on there and that's all you can access and do on it
@coffeeavenger3 жыл бұрын
@@hambor12 They're basically Allagan flash drives, which means that at some point we'll get the Allagan Tomestones of Cat Pictures and the Allagan Tomestones of Porn.
@Drasvin3 жыл бұрын
Yeah. The tomestones are supposed to be ancient allagan smartphones/tablets/flashdrives and the type of tomestone tells you what is stored on them. So tomestones of poetics are full of poems. I've joked with people that the irregular tomestones that moogles want are full of ancient allagan memes.
@jttownsend35763 жыл бұрын
"clap them cheeks" 🤣..as a DPS player, I can now no longer think of it any other way.
@crystalgoddess40853 жыл бұрын
It can be taken quite literally with MNK too.
@saltissalty38333 жыл бұрын
This guide actually helped me when I started playing the game 2 days ago.
@MrBirdMonkey3 жыл бұрын
Jocat: *does a thing* Internet: more... More...MOAR...MOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRR
@troperhghar98983 жыл бұрын
2:39 "thicker then the average disney mom" Hey jocat that's not fair... Two of those are the same mom
@ttd00003 жыл бұрын
And one's an aunt.
@troperhghar98983 жыл бұрын
@@ttd0000 cass is kind of a foster mom if that counts
@MayHugger3 жыл бұрын
That's how thicc she is.
@elementalgamer07323 жыл бұрын
I thought Pixar had the thick moms?
@MayHugger3 жыл бұрын
@@elementalgamer0732 *thicc
@darthdragon1173 жыл бұрын
You forgot the most important tank, the Dragoon! That floor won’t tank itself.
@GreigerBDragon3 жыл бұрын
Hark is that a floor I see down there? Don't worry team I got this! (Elusive Jumps off the Titan platform)
@kalebdavis70803 жыл бұрын
Slightly unrelated, but one time, on the one boss that can just straight up summon a behemoth, we had one dragoon who just kept charging at the boss. Cue Behemoth doing the thing Behemoth does, and everyone goes and stands behind the comet. Everyone, except for the dragoon. The healer let him stay dead after that.
@ginilollo28843 жыл бұрын
@@kalebdavis7080 the healer was the only one that know about the love story between the dragoon and the floor
@mon-61663 жыл бұрын
this joke has been ran into the ground
@andrewichigo3 жыл бұрын
All jokes aside, as a DRG, when my tank goes down, I know for sure I'm the only one with a shot at somewhat surviving until they rez him. Good luck to all you bitches and your leather and cloth armors.
@GameN3rd Жыл бұрын
This is the video that got me to play FFXIV right before Endwalker, and I can confidently say, a year later, I now know what it means to find a static in your FC to prog UwU. Thank you. The game has been a blast, and the friends I've made have been amazing!
@SkynetSpider3 жыл бұрын
Jo had to go extra and add text reflection into the water and I love it.
@raikiri0003 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, you singing Return to Oblivion made me laugh loud
@akkiko3 жыл бұрын
Beautifully in tune. Exquisite I daresay.
@MikhaNoodle3 жыл бұрын
Actually, when tanking dungeons, running back and forth a bit is good. It helps stack the enemies together a bit better for better aoes, and it slightly delays enemy attacks because they turn around. Especially if they were casting something. Obviously don't do it so much that it pisses off your party. I'm talking small, deliberate movements.
@noahwhite29293 жыл бұрын
First off: Static Shock reference, nice, cultured. Secondly: Every time one of these pops up, I go, " I miss these" every time, and I love that feeling. Good shit, good humor
@mario.alarcon3 жыл бұрын
1:32 you're welcome, the most satisfying sound you will hear today