A Crap Morning, A Crap Day & A Crap Week

[@CAFXtrading]

Absolutely justified, the anger is fine, spinning elbow the bloke and bury him with corbyn

[@Volaths]

How dare you think that that tosser belongs in the same sacred ground as Corbyn the beautiful pig.

[@Volaths]

@hassan farooq RIP Corbyn, forever missed

[@jaxer3006]

Too soon

[@user75492]

@@Volaths i completely agree, nobody deserves the honour of being buried near Jeremy Corbyn

[@callumnonceman4483]

I'm surprised the dtossers are able to DDOS callum considering the time he Streams you'd think it would be well past there bed times

[@andrewmcc03]

i doubt its 12yr olds, more likely 15/16 at least. i could do it and im 16 but callum is too much of an alpha

[@DAC_TV]

@@andrewmcc03 I dont remember anyone asking about whether or not you could lmfao

[@andrewmcc03]

@@DAC_TV Theres that guy over there That other guy: Yo bro its me i asked 👍😊

[@senorstinky]

JohtoJukain i asked.

[@beng2708]

@@AhoytheNukes surely his home IP has a dynamic IP address?

[@isaacgre7940]

2:45 everyone’s gonna use this

[@conwayk5770]

Hahaha

[@iamwr3nch619]

And welcome to Callums Corner

[@Batbot-dk7vm]

Nah it’ll be this 2:14 and 4:39 “And I’ve now consumed a-single women

[@starlinyn9292]

@@Batbot-dk7vm they could also edit 2:14 / and now I've consumed a- revoltingly large penis from another one of his videos.

[@siralexferguson1721]

isaacgre7 and so they did 😂😂

[@paddyestrella]

I was having a shite day mental health-wise Callum but you uploading a video has genuinely brought my mood up. Thanks so much mate, keep them coming.

[@august25th38]

Keep your head up bro talk to somebody cause they'll care

[@kianmcloughlin3467]

Keep up mate have a great year but we won’t cuz Coronavirus

[@JimbosFarm1]

We are all going to die the most painful death

[@kianmcloughlin3467]

Jimbo's Farm yeah true everyone will experience death

[@joshrides3676]

Jimbo's Farm the flu is worse, not a big deal lad

[@matypj5734]

“no, I won’t apologise for expressing how I feel. IT IS WHAT IT ISSSSSSSSSS”

[@thomasdayomayo4263]

You and Karl pilkington together would be a dream🤤

[@billylewis319]

Yes, yes and yes

[@gim9360]

I could finaly die

[@LegoDonut18]

Thats a match made in heaven. A good 10 minute video of moaning!

[@crazycow-wg5bs]

Yes i wana see it

[@ragegamer21p14]

I always thought that but i didn’t think anyone knew karl xD

[@cantbebotheredthinkingofaname4]

"Hopefully, one will be an attractive single woman, who, you know. One thing will lead to another and it will lead to boom boom for me." This guy is actually hilarious, I don't care about what anyone else says.

[@B2BAction]

2:45 Hey what’s up guys is definitely the best thing I’ve seen on Callum’s corner yet 😂

[@nwq11]

When you see that Callum hasn’t uploaded in a while you know there’s something saucy going on

[@coloradostatesenatorsteven7443]

Fr two weeks..

[@joanthemad5894]

Hope he's ok

[@dm6286]

@@joanthemad5894 he's fine just inventing new ways to hide his pink wafers and increase pink wafer storage efficiency

[@theplayer9819]

“Nonce fodder” loving you Callum

[@Relms.]

Sorry to hear this , this doesn’t change anything between you and your community. Don’t let this effect u too much

[@olivercurtis2532]

Sorry to hear you've had a bad time, life has downs but it'll get better

[@josie6291]

dr103 creeeeeeaseeee hahahahah, hes just seen his mums vibrator and this guy is so worried for hin

[@olivercurtis2532]

@dr103 he's obviously having a rough time at his home and with all the internet trollers I can imagine he's just having a really bad time but it'll pick up again

[@anglonrx2754]

Kian Hardwick he’s not a character

[@ChippyRobot]

3:02 SOAStenance

[@phoenixwright5743]

2:45 Do you have any idea what you’ve done?

[@dannyrogers5541]

Aaron Bruce only the sith deal in absolutes so you are sith

[@matthewdonatiello5762]

?

[@sicktyt6912]

That’s funny lol

[@Daniel-lh8dp]

He has created a meme

[@jb-eo6dh]

Being confronted by your mums sexual activity first thing in the morning is absolutely unforgivable! Sorry to hear this Callum

[@philipculturesfilm5344]

Always remember - No homo, no homophobia

[@hairybumcheese5890]

Philip Cultures Film nohomophobe*

[@sanjaybennett9725]

Bum bum boom boom

[@jackseaward2376]

quote him right you disrespectful spazmoid

[@aestheticaltwat]

Jack Seaward, technically it’s not a quote because he hasn’t used quotation marks, but I agree.

[@mformax8754]

I met Callum a few weeks ago and he bit me

[@therealisaacpowers9010]

Wtf

[@Emma-dv2yh]

Where 😏

[@kelvinpringle8563]

Callum is so dedicated to stoping noncery that he is even questioning his own dog

[@internetcitizen7673]

IPS's in the UK (Virgin, BT, Sky) change IP addresses of standard home users, every 3-7 days. Your internet may be different though

[@jamiesomers3078]

"Slightly addicted to pink wafers" 💪💪🖒🖒🤗🤗

[@huellbabineaux7433]

Who remembers Scouse Trev?????

[@scousetrev1678]

GAY UP!

[@Lonely_dove]

I didn’t know dogs could have noncey tendencies 😂😂

[@therealisaacpowers9010]

Oh yes my dog had underground tunnels that lead to kids bedroom.

[@cluetown3240]

Imagine being worried about your dog being a nonce

[@emilyclarke8266]

seeing a classic Callum rant sesh lifts my mood everytime

[@ragegamer21p14]

Self defence against people with corona

[@matthewsmith8727]

RAGEGAMER21 p you feeling me that a can of beans is not sufficient??

[@somekid1136]

@@matthewsmith8727 inefficient your have to throw away the cab afterwards

[@LoonyJack]

Sad to hear mate, I love your content so much and you inspire me, forget about the twats

[@garimarshmallow]

As a fellow St Bernard owner, mine is the same size as a full grown Labrador and she's only 10 months old. I reckon Lenny will be able to mess up the other dogs in no time.

[@irrelevantchannel9919]

Callum: *uploads* Me: It's been 50 years...

[@Anto95087]

2:45 LMAO

[@francisdavis7888]

Don’t worry about your mum and his boyfriend. The corners got your back. We’re all rooting for you big guy Like so Callum can see

[@francisdavis7888]

@Alpha E To help him

[@tomwilkinson105]

Pewds needs to get this alpha on meme review

[@Leland-W]

Big fish, little fish, cardboard box, get back in your tic tac box

[@callmecharlottex]

Lenny with the dummy in his mouth was so cute! 😍

[@bmhpcr4920]

I genuinely love watching Callum I started watching him for a joke because of the videos willne and Steven tries made on him years ago and honestly hes a quality youtuber man

[@LouisReed01]

I’m sorry to hear about what you are going through, I hope everything gets better for you mate, keep up the awesome work bro

[@DANE89]

How dare pothead Pete, touch those wafers.

[@Jess-fh2rz]

I feel your pain, fellow alpha male. I got crapped on by a bird and a group of vegans grabbed by bacon sandwich and threw it down the drain.

[@galbani2504]

4:40 boom boom for me

[@j3ss75]

i love you callum, i’ll always respect you bro

[@noahgranacki6283]

When you are angry it's so funny

[@RM-qw6qk]

Don’t worry about Lenny chewing the dummy, he probably just saw it as a fun teething toy

[@liamduggan7165]

You bring my mood up so much whenever I see a notification,keep it up mate

[@Dantevi0us]

2:45. this was so hard to find lol

[@cameronmcgregor2583]

Crazy to think that this was uploaded over three and a half years ago

[@chaosanddeity4868]

You can reset your IP by just reseting your modem?

[@isaamashraf1327]

Can we have a guide to the corona virus, what to buy and daily updates pls

[@iamwr3nch619]

"Bile Evacuation". Beautiful Cal, also your mods on the discord are kind of predators. You should check in more often.

[@scousetrev1678]

He said 'bowel evacuation' you spazmoid.

[@iamwr3nch619]

@@scousetrev1678 sorry there Trev mate, didn't realise you were scurrying out of your mums caravan.

[@jked14]

I’ve been missing the uploads cal, glad you’ve made another video

[@PTOLEMY_22]

1:02 - Don’t why I found that so funny 😂

[@axlelmao1157]

Your videos really brighten my day man :):):)

[@stephboond2400]

Lenny is Absolutely Beautiful 💕♥️♥️❤ XXXX bless him.i hope that you'll buy Lenny a brand new dummy ..he's Grown really fast,it doesn't seem five mins ago when you went to collect him. X

[@JBlayzeTV]

8:20 Didnt u smoke a spliff in a car during an interview though?

[@niallrichardsonmancityfan3758]

Ly bro absolute lad stay strong always light at the end of the tunnel ....

[@anfbiofficer8049]

“I have now consumed a full richmans sausage sandwich” What a beast

[@lordgraham2713]

I had a Newfoundland, out walking I had a cap on and earphones in so I could ignore people

[@ironknee3887]

Callum ur definitely one of my favourite youtube lads thats for sure 😎

[@Luhgeekem]

2:45 HEY WHATS UP GUYS

[@liekkianimaatio3652]

As long as you don't get a crap crap, you'll be fine. Those are therapeutic

[@9solostar]

I get what you mean by the dog walkers

[@FinnCahalan]

Callum’s dog is sooo cute thooo

[@benbastianiartmusic1421]

If Dermot O Leary, Wallace and a chainsaw had a baby you would get Callum's voice

[@joe.9311]

"Extinction rebellion twat" Best quote

[@cathalmurphy3227]

2:45 the memes

[@sacredinferno2112]

4:26 So Callum's prediction became true 😂

[@wizardclintx7981]

Callum we need a guide on how to survive the corona virus, please! You're our only hope!

[@jamesgames1738]

Well done Jamie

[@wizardclintx7981]

@@jamesgames1738 We are desperate, Callum is our last chance of survival

[@jamesgames1738]

@@wizardclintx7981 yea we need this or my dad will die

[@Hana-sc9qx]

When I use to do my caring when I was younger we were told not to bother with the hand gels from the shops. Why dont people buy hand wash, get an empty bottle & slightly dilute & carry it around with you it's a lot better than using the hand gels which most dont even work from the shops & then just carry something to dry you hands with. We were also told to use the hand gels correctly the ones that did work you hands need to be clean otherwise it wont work & could be just spreading the germs around your hands.

[@deebee8919]

Very strong Jim and Wilson vibes from the dog section.

[@reecedevine9383]

Callum ur back !!! Thought you got corona

[@HenryFollett]

Dude you make me laugh no matter what 😂

[@jamesgames1738]

Cal can u please do a daily update for the corona virus and a tutorial on how to survive ot and what's best to store

[@joeharris5420]

*HEY WHAT'S UP GUYS*

[@MrDeanos]

Brilliant video. Made my day. Thank you!

[@conwayk5770]

All ready got supplied for the big out brake but what other things are crucial things should I get make a video on it

[@annsmith1922]

Pink wafer biscuits and Jaffa cakes, can’t stop eating them once I start🥴🥰😎Oh and MALTESERS 🤪🤪🤪🤪❤️

[@leonbarrett9622]

Here’s to the consistent uploads 🍺

[@troutfishytp5836]

Ya boii Leon I don’t like beer

[@bethholingsworth4938]

...crap weather,crap mental health, and crap EVERYTHING

[@Bruh1234moment]

Chin up lad keep up the great videos!

[@Vincento2005]

Angry Callum is back, Love It

[@Homeowner486]

11:31 you alright mate?

[@t.least.he.was.honest]

Hey callum are you okay mate _?

[@danvalente1102]

serious suggestion, your opinion on the perfect full english, the selection of food items (eg. do you include mushrooms/tomatoes/ fried bread/ toast and any other maybe not so common items u enjoy, also include how u may like your eggs fried or scrambled ect) , amount of each food item to craft the perfect breakfast feast and include the perfect beverage or maybe even selection of beverages to compliment each food item (ie a juice may be more complimentary to say a sausage while a water might be to a hash brown), and finally the perfect/ideal way to eat it, (food combos, if so which combos or maybe you like to eat each item separately) im extremely interested in your alpha wisdom on this subject.

[@danvalente1102]

really go to town on it

[@maxking2034]

Callum we need a video on the Corona virus please!!!!!

[@rileyburton255]

It actually annoys me how people just move into his house with no warning

[@mememonkey2849]

What's your opinion on Schofield.

[@Puggo18]

Yes Callum we need a hand washing technique the angry one sounds good 😂

[@Puggo18]

Global pandemic is here never fear we have the alpha male to save us

[@jmrreacts4388]

8:25 THE MUNCHIES, WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE MUNCHIES 😂😂😂

[@seshwrestling]

Don't worry Callum, just be positive this week :)

[@padb1973]

Yeh Callum, no apologies needed, you just be you that's what we're here for, your life

[@jimdeadlock]

Callum, if you have a normal residential contract with Virgin then you'll have a dynamic IP address - all you need to do is power off your router for 5 minutes, then you'll usually get a new IP address when you reconnect.

[@CallumsCorner.]

They're advertised as dynamic but in reality all that means is they cant guarantee it will always be the same. I've tried various power offs and unplugging etc for 24 hours and it remains the same.

[@therealandre2686]

Callum i hope you have a better week this week

[@psycho7495]

11:29 is such a mood

[@THENUKE589]

Get a good lock for your store Callum if they break the lock to get in you can get them arrested for damage of private property just make sure you take pictures and put security cameras in your room

[@burnleybret5267]

I keep on creasing when callum says BOOM BOOM

[@MilesMMS]

We need a coronavirus guide on what to buy and do

[@dapp3rman378]

Ayup Callum, can you make a video about the essentials to stockpile?

[@Flummer99]

Callum I haven’t watched in a while since I was at college and I came back and your camera looks so good!!! 😍

[@LuluTwoEleven]

Do you guys like recycling bins

[@caledonhockley883]

Hey Callum can you do a video on how to prepare for the coronavirus???

[@perfektrepairs7934]

Where you gone !?

[@benparker190]

What’s your opinion on Australia and there craze for toilet paper? Callum

[@ohmygod336]

Petition to make tic tac fella do a tour

[@iz3833]

Can we have more defense tutorials please? They really help!