“Pierre is kinda gross. No one likes Pierre.” CORRECT
@DreamerJoy Жыл бұрын
I like him, he's my trash fave
@v0iddoesgacha Жыл бұрын
My partner seeing his portrait for the first time: Aww he’s so prettyyyy, can I date him?-
@Bushwhack-lmao_xD Жыл бұрын
i like him :/
@deftd0ll9910 ай бұрын
so real
@stelllajo2 жыл бұрын
hiding behind the percy jackson really sells that harvey impression holy cow
@NinoKito2 жыл бұрын
I like to think I could be him or seb :3
@MARIANNEVALDEZART Жыл бұрын
THE PAM VOICE 😭😭 a cig and slap on the ass 💀 I’m dead ur so right for doing this ranking
@genuinelyjustJD2 жыл бұрын
As someone who playthrough dated Harvey and Seb, yeah both impressions are highkey spot on. Especially the PJO book.
@NinoKito2 жыл бұрын
Seb is Hades son
@genuinelyjustJD2 жыл бұрын
@@NinoKito Couldn't agree more!
@FroggiFreakshow Жыл бұрын
@@NinoKitoFR fr
@kat_ri_elle2 жыл бұрын
the moment of hesitance with hailey before her later heart events is completely understandable. part of her charm is being mean to you at first
@NinoKito2 жыл бұрын
when she finally lets you in and starts being nice to you, all those days of her calling your farmer gross become worth it!
@mghoover13 Жыл бұрын
She is my favorite character, my sister doesn't like her tho,her Heart Events are so Sweet
@insanelysane110 Жыл бұрын
she also half-compliments your complexion if you're a girl farmer, thinking its makeup
@Xxsorafan Жыл бұрын
Hailey was breedable for me even in the beginning when she’s mean 😭
@multishipper85362 жыл бұрын
I have no idea why I got recommended this but tbh it's just what I needed. 11/10, extra points for catboy maid Sebastian
@NinoKito2 жыл бұрын
Extra points lets gooo :o thank you ♥️
@lake_siren62062 жыл бұрын
Krobus is just the best asexual representation ever ngl
@cometeater Жыл бұрын
Aro*
@pixystixwhore Жыл бұрын
@@cometeater technically both aro and ace. edit: actually nah, youre right. i dont believe hes ace, let me fuck the funky shadow man
@Delthefunkyhomosapienscousin Жыл бұрын
@@cometeater aroace
@reign_issue Жыл бұрын
honestly i think some people might not like it all that much since so much asexual rep has the asexual being some monster of inhuman which kind of dehumanizes ace ppl but honestly hes still iconic
@Chris_winthers Жыл бұрын
Nothing like an aroace QPR with your good pal krobus
@rose8642 жыл бұрын
Harvey spot on. I chose him, and he is so kind and sweet, I legit need a second playthrough if i want to marry someone else, I can't divorce him. No way my sweet shy little boy.
@joeycyanide14472 жыл бұрын
the one quote where he talks about how people struggle to find equilibriums in their lives and his balance is the farmer - I CRIED
@aquariuspower7138 Жыл бұрын
Same here, impossible to divorce him, I had to do a second file for other bachelors!
@natha.foreverybody Жыл бұрын
I'm so happy that we are agree in the fact our littles hearts can't divorce from Harvey
@alyshaharper8730Ай бұрын
SAME. I wanted to go for Elliott but I couldn't break Harvey's heart so I started a third save file. I have seb as my husband in my first file. Harvey as my husband in the second. And I have a new one where I will be pursuing Elliot once I have ducks and a pomegranate tree. technically I have 4 files but Dude was created solely to be an asshole and choose mean options for gits and shiggles. infact Dude may just sell his soul and try a joja run..
@tak3rry Жыл бұрын
as a harvey romancer, can confirm... he is very submissive and breedable. though there are times he decides to get on the wrong side of the y-axis Σ⊙▃⊙川
@TankieBoi Жыл бұрын
Penny should have been 100% most breedable, she's able to have kids and implies she wants a big family, which means having lots of them
@amori9389 Жыл бұрын
If you're a guy, i think she might be the typical submissive and breedable tradwife, but if the farmer is a girl i feel like she'd be slightly more dom
@GuiSmith10 ай бұрын
@@amori9389that makes a scary amount of sense and makes me realise a thing or two about Penny maybe 😆
@parmesanboi Жыл бұрын
The only one I disagreed with was Leah, I reckon she could snap me in half if she wanted to 😂
@NinoKito Жыл бұрын
Just married Leah recently and now 100% agree, she might also be my fav bachelorette now.
@parmesanboi Жыл бұрын
@@NinoKito yeah she’s mine too! Also your videos are great 😊
@fizzydrinkuno2 жыл бұрын
As a Elliot stan, he is submissive breedable (I mean he has a crab in his pocket)
@Bushwhack-lmao_xD Жыл бұрын
the cheapest things he likes are pomagranites and duck feathers :-: one reason i hated him ar first was becuz my favorite stuff in the game is purple stuff including amoranth AND GUESS WHO THE ONLY CHARACTER THAT HATES AMORANTH IS!?!?
@QiraTane Жыл бұрын
The thumbnail makes me cackle 😭 Harvey with the word "Breedable?" mext to him😭😭😭😭
@QiraTane Жыл бұрын
There is no hope for my humor
@octo_boy8596 Жыл бұрын
Shane likes to be insulted during intimacy, no one will make me think otherwise
@weronikaszymanska68459 ай бұрын
I totally agree lmao. He looks like he likes to be called names since he geniuenly doesn't like himself... He is also very kinky once you marry him
@FenrirInFlowers Жыл бұрын
Sam is the most breedable man in the game. His scene where he comforts Vincent when Vince is afraid their dad might die is heartbreaking and shows how amazing and sweet he is. His 14 heart event is all about him getting a job writing music for a kids' show and exploding your ovaries when he discovers how much he loves making the kids happy. He has a band, writes some of the best songs in the game, has a ten heart event that can imply sexytimes. He's also a prankster with bad boy cred, and he has been assigned the most hours of community service in town as a result.
@Xxsorafan Жыл бұрын
Those events are his only good ones though unfortunately. You see him as this responsible big brother in one scene then he’s being a irresponsible brat to Lewis and comes off as immature
@FenrirInFlowers Жыл бұрын
@Xxsorafan - I singled out his 3, 10, and 14 heart events, but Sam's music related events are also great. That's part of why I mentioned his band in the plus column for Sam in my post. The man forms a band, writes their music, manages to get them a show in Zuzu City, and makes demo tapes. That takes a lot of hard work in a very difficult and competitive field. Players often seem to write it off like some immature pipe dream, when Sam is literally practicing 4 hours a day most days in his game schedule. His budding music career rivals Elliott's writing arc. The four music options for his 8 heart events are all solid, and the experimental noise rock option is another of the best songs in the game. So that covers heart events 2, 3, 8, 10, and 14. Even his 4 heart event is pretty sweet when you realize that Sam knows his mom is unhappy and hiding her pain (8 heart Sunday dialogue), and he seems to be walking on eggshells there because he knows she's stressed out and doesn't want to upset her. Sam only gets pissy to Lewis in one of the three dialogue options at his 6 heart. If you take Sam's side, Lewis apologizes for how he yelled at Sam, and he asks more politely for Sam to be more careful in the future. If you take nobody's side, Lewis apologizes, and Sam agrees not to do it again. He's still proud of the trick he landed though. So that's really not a big immaturity issue to me. Sam isn't any more immature in that event than Sebastian, who mourns the rotten egg toss, is impressed by Sam's community service hours, nearly yelled at his mom for throwing away his comic books, and who suggests putting something nasty in the Luau stew because he likes seeing the fabric of society break down.
@Chris01114 Жыл бұрын
Yes, Sam is very breedable in my opinion. For some reason I feel like he's either be super dom or super sub depending on the day, but maybe that's just me
@FenrirInFlowers Жыл бұрын
@@Chris01114 - It's not just you. I definitely get that same vibe from him.
@dharrison65047 ай бұрын
As someone who doesn’t have ovaries, it’s probably a good thing, cause mine would be going nuclear 😂
@maddiemac55530 Жыл бұрын
I freakin been HC Shane as a sub, but when this dude mentioned about him loving being a punching bag, I could see that, definitely with my framer lol
@AnUnnaturalNaturalDisaster Жыл бұрын
Are you crazy!? Mr.Qi is SO a Dom.
@nokti... Жыл бұрын
YOU. you get it
@AnUnnaturalNaturalDisaster Жыл бұрын
@@nokti... THANK YOU!
@FroggiFreakshow Жыл бұрын
I sometimes look at the chat in the corner and I saw “daddy Linus is super breedable” 😭✋ And ngl only clicked to see where Seb falls 💀✋ “He already has the maid fit on when u head home for dinner” 😳✋
@randomuser2427 Жыл бұрын
"You can't tell me librarian isn't a sexy position" * happiness noises *
@jeannedouglass51062 жыл бұрын
I will not take this Elliot slander, he just a sweet man.(cool video though)
@NinoKito2 жыл бұрын
I’m currently trying to romance Elliot on a playthrough on my Twitch, that man wants the bougiest stuff 😩
@keegansakura13072 жыл бұрын
@@NinoKito expensive taste yes BUT AN ABSOLUTE SWEETHEART FURTHER ON DOWN. Pomegranate trees are the easiest to get. Thankfully you can use most fish if you need to just gift things.
@battlesushii Жыл бұрын
I NEED PEOPLE TO STOP SLANDERING MY SECOND HUSBAND RIGHT THE HELL NOW PLEASE (my first is sebastian lmao)!! JUST BECAUSE HE USES BIG FANCY WORDS AND HAS THE SAME VERY EXPENSIVE TASTES AS ME DOESN’T MEAN HE’S PRETENTIOUS. I love him with my WHOLE entire heart bro. 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
@thefloorist5169 Жыл бұрын
@@battlesushii I agree! I LOVE how he is so extra with his taste in clothes and his language.
@Bushwhack-lmao_xD Жыл бұрын
@@keegansakura1307 dude. UR TOTALLY RIGHT 🥰
@AzuBei Жыл бұрын
Clint is definitely submissive unbreedable.
@troublemakergamer8200 Жыл бұрын
I think Jody is actually more breathable because she also had a kid as an older mother meaning her and Kent are having kinky time a lot more to have the oops baby as an older mother
@catastrophicfailure27452 жыл бұрын
my friends and i watched this together, we had fun debating your decisions.
@NinoKito2 жыл бұрын
That sounds so fun omg
@catastrophicfailure27452 жыл бұрын
@@NinoKito we agree with sebastian wholeheartedly. there were no arguments
@ElfinHat967 ай бұрын
@@catastrophicfailure2745 What about Alex tho?
@darth-krokus Жыл бұрын
elliott was the antagonist of this chart, until he was defeated and it was revealed that sebastian was the true final boss of this chart
@someone-pe3yt9 ай бұрын
George
@sillygoofygirl5 Жыл бұрын
As soon as i saw where you put grandpa i almost threw myself out the car window
@strawberrypickles51712 жыл бұрын
As a Harvey stan: I couldn't agree with you more lol
@guidojacobs2002 Жыл бұрын
This is the second most cursed Stardew Valley thing I've seen.
@Chris01114 Жыл бұрын
What's the most cursed?
@uifvaid51342 ай бұрын
@@Chris01114 i want to know too
@sarahnorman6856 Жыл бұрын
I loughed so hard, as Nino puts George into the very Edge of the breedable\submissive-quarder 🤣🤣🤣
@CocoaLoverr9 ай бұрын
12:29 NOT THE SHANE HEADCANON 😭
@weronikaszymanska68459 ай бұрын
lmao i feel like the whole fandom just collectively decided it's true
@CocoaLoverr9 ай бұрын
@@weronikaszymanska6845 welp, then i guess it's my new hc now
@minnymoon1360 Жыл бұрын
I feel like seb would be both dom and sub. Cat ears or no cat ears lol
@kayleekirkpatrick9193 Жыл бұрын
Was fully agreeing with everything you said then you had to slander my man Elliot. All jokes aside, very entertaining, laughed a lot. When you showed the Wizard I got whiplash because last night I was looking at Genderbend Stardew Valley fan art and the pixel art I found of the Wizard was kinda hot and it took me a couple seconds to remember and process that he wasn’t lowkey a mommy
@mr.mcphoenix2 жыл бұрын
Sam’s final gear event is so good
@softpurplebat Жыл бұрын
Yes! Sam is so cute pwp
@lostkitty82 Жыл бұрын
I think Abby is a dom, but she wants her sub to use the whips on her. She wants the pain.
@LitLeo52607 ай бұрын
Yo, I'd totally put Morris as a sub. Nobody puts up that much of a fuss unless they feel the need to be punished. He totally loves it when Pierre punches him off screen, and they go off together afterwards, 100%. Pierre x Morris is the only headcannon I approve of 😂😂😂
@iridiumbat2 жыл бұрын
you genuinely look like a chill dude and your vibes are on point. Nice vid, glad I got it reccomended!!
@slugmuffin Жыл бұрын
nah u did shane dirty he is full breedable switch
@Lotan_11 ай бұрын
Sam strikes me as being dead center. He's up for anything with anyone so long as he's having a good time.
@raynefae9 ай бұрын
I know that this is a bit late, but Clint definitely gives me more submissive vibes. I think he just wants to be dominant, but isn't actually.
@weronikaszymanska68459 ай бұрын
YESS, he wants to look dominant but when it comes to doing it, he messes up everything and is shy
@bagelhope4747 Жыл бұрын
shane is controversial because he would deffo choke you and stufffff.......... actually thinking abt it he could receive that as well..... maybe it's dependent on who he's with
@weronikaszymanska68459 ай бұрын
I think we can all agree that he likes violence during intimacy lmao. He can be a switch and one night choke you and the other ask you to choke him
@serenadams8588 Жыл бұрын
THE PAM IMPRESSION PUHLEEASSEE AHHAHAHSHA
@compi38825 ай бұрын
Abby is without a doubt into some things you've never even heard of
@lemon7806 Жыл бұрын
Morris thinks he's dominant but he got clocked by Pierre in a heartbeat he's a sub
@nicecream5617 Жыл бұрын
Swap Evelyn and George and it would beep 100% correct. You are not going to tell me, that sweet little grandma is dominant. And George? He’s a grumpy old man, like, back in his day it was normal to boss woman around, so that’s what he’ll do. (Even if that’s not how we should act at all) Evelyn = Sweet Loving Grandma (will bake you cookies) George = Grumpy Old Man (will steal your cookies)
@RSomethingSomething11 ай бұрын
I think thats the points, we like character that lookz more gentle as dom and character that looks more not gentle as sub.
@alexjekyll81204 ай бұрын
I've played with an expanded sebastian dialogue mod where post marriage he has a line implying he put the farmer in a collar the night before. When I saw that in game I think I honest to god said out loud "Who the fuck is trying to turn this twink into a dom?" 😂
@potatoempress57312 жыл бұрын
I've been seing so much Sam hate around and it makes me sad.
@elledayooo Жыл бұрын
Shane is a million times breedable. Fight me.
@wolfganggrimmerdoesnotdese6822 Жыл бұрын
I'll breed him
@weronikaszymanska68459 ай бұрын
His comments about the player once you marry him make me BLUSH
@socialreject59692 жыл бұрын
hey man I love your style, and the vibe you give is awesome. instant follow.
@NinoKito2 жыл бұрын
Thank you that means so much! :D
@feel-ix1718 Жыл бұрын
I was waiting for sebastion's turn the WHOLE time and of course he was the last person lol. Cant say im disappointed with sebastions ranking
@softpurplebat Жыл бұрын
😭 what no, Sam is the sweetest soul 💕
@Trojan073 Жыл бұрын
9:55 Marlon canonically wants to ask Marnie out so no.
@larslionheart Жыл бұрын
Thank you for making all of my favorites breedable submissive I love it
@Crumpletin8 ай бұрын
“I think Shane likes to be chucked around a bit” 😭😭😭😭
@Katzykeens Жыл бұрын
Nah Demetrius is a sub and so is morris, powerful dudes are ALWAYS subs. And Demetrius got with ROBIN--CARPENTER-ARMS-ROBIN. There's NO way she's not pegging him o3o As a hardcore Elliot stan--he's a subby lil beeeetch >:I look at that fuckin hAIR. It's BEAUTIFUL >:I I bet he has Leah pull it and shit.
@umbreoncoredenise Жыл бұрын
Counter point given the relationship between Demetrius and Robin, maybe being good in bed is THE ONLY thing he's got going for him
@annsh.64872 жыл бұрын
Still waiting for a mod that lets us romance Gunther
@localblush8314 Жыл бұрын
The George placement will haunt me forever😂💖 I personally would have put Evelyn in his spot and put him next to Morris
@RowanVerditeNova2 жыл бұрын
Nah, Nah, Nah, Linus is way more Dom, That man does what he wants & gives no Fs Leah needs to be slap bang in the middle between Dom/Sub, shes 100% a switch depending on who shes dating the rest are pretty accurate ((:
@nokti... Жыл бұрын
as one of the 10 mr qi fans in this community, he is SO breedable
@boredutopia8 ай бұрын
I played yesterday and discovered robin's shop is closed same days as Marni's. They both are inside Pierre's store at that time having aerobics with other women in town...
@RazzleMazzleTazzle8 ай бұрын
Aerobics is on every Tuesday. Robin is still open Mondays.
@serenadams8588 Жыл бұрын
"You don't look at that man and go, yeah, breedable" well idk what to say bc that's p much exactly what I did 😭
@leafy_green75732 жыл бұрын
subscribing because of “but eventually he might put on cat ears 🤷”
@businessmudkip45482 жыл бұрын
I am unironically crying rn
@sophiathefurbst2 жыл бұрын
over which sorting
@businessmudkip45482 жыл бұрын
@@sophiathefurbst all of them
@SailorMiMi770 Жыл бұрын
I think... I think I need to find this and send it to my friends. I need to scar them.
@TheWolfQueentm Жыл бұрын
Abby is spot on who doesn't want a goth dommy mommy?
@k1n5h02 жыл бұрын
Cannot stand the Elliot hate rn. 100% accurate tho
@bestlaidplans2024Ай бұрын
Clint is most definitely in the bottom corner of the green section. That man's a pushover
@apolloscorner6011 Жыл бұрын
this is the most correct political compass ever
@castlekeep2789 Жыл бұрын
I love that you are doing it! Most of these characters are has beens till the farmer loves them with gifts!😋
@dowhatmakesyouhappiiee Жыл бұрын
You gotta be smokin something to think that sam is not submissive and breedable my guy
@tophfan Жыл бұрын
this man never played til ginger island
@PumpKinnii_ Жыл бұрын
I married Sebastian and I have to say, he's more switch. I think depends of the mood of the day, if you wanna be dom he will be the sub and the same if you wanna be the sub. But yeah, in his sub mood he will have his cat ears and maid outfit ready lmao. I think in first stance he will unbreedable but with the past of the time he will be 100% breedable.
@iampidgeon6923 Жыл бұрын
How dare you I could 200% breed Morris
@MrEatPant2 жыл бұрын
i have to say this is perfect
@maxandcheeese Жыл бұрын
you did not just call sam boring
@CheeseyWitch8 ай бұрын
This!! Absolutely this. I cant find enough fanfics that writes Sam as more dominant than Sebby.. thank you!
@SillyLittleSpiralDoorBoy4 ай бұрын
shane not being above George in that ranking is a CRIME but overall i suppose youre right about the rest
@tonytrafalgar4401 Жыл бұрын
Very cursed, very entertaining 😂
@Mathfan002Ай бұрын
3:18, "i think hes a bit of a sl- I think he's submissive" lol
@fleacythesheepgirl2 жыл бұрын
The most dominate bachelor ... Elliot ... wait wat?😆
@KimyrTheKlanceShipper9 ай бұрын
10:18 omg percy jackson yess
@mossthemage99482 жыл бұрын
Why does this exist. thank you though great vibe
@NinoKito2 жыл бұрын
Thank you! I think :3
@mossthemage99482 жыл бұрын
@@NinoKito definetly you have earned a loyal and horrified fan >:33
@MeiGoat2 жыл бұрын
G-George...
@Eco-wx3jd10 ай бұрын
Pierre was a pro boxer back in his day. He destroyed Morris he is jacked. Also Willy would be a hunk
@weronikaszymanska68459 ай бұрын
i meah maybe he was but right now he looks like lost all his skill i think and is just annoying lmao
@chrismclean46582 жыл бұрын
where can i do this??!!? this looks so fun to do witha friend for jokes lmao
@NinoKito2 жыл бұрын
It's not available anywhere I set it up! :D I just got a political compass from google images and the villager sprites from the Stardew wiki and put it photoshop!
@ethanizer9967 Жыл бұрын
DOMMY MOMMY SANDY WOOOO
@Mx_Mc Жыл бұрын
I married Leah, total dom, would let her step on me
@lowkeyykiraa9 ай бұрын
i know bro did not say sam is the most boring bachelor when harvey exists (im sorry to harvey lovers but i LOVE sam)
@Anime_0b5essedАй бұрын
I clicked and and was like okay this is gonna be funny and then i saw grandpa and was like wait 😭 every character is on here like EVERY CHARACTER even our grandpa 😭 tbis vid gonna be halarious
@takumidoutou44122 жыл бұрын
Krobus is the most breedable
@tvstaticjumperz54399 ай бұрын
My first video of yours, 2 minutes in, subscribed !❤
@OriginalAkivara Жыл бұрын
Harvey, submissive? He probably orders more people around than any other character and you're calling him submissive? Harvey is soft dom all day every day and that is the indisputable truth.
@Xxsorafan Жыл бұрын
I’d give him switch. He just seems like a people pleaser that would go whichever way his partner preferred
@Erratic_Pulse_0758 Жыл бұрын
So sorry man but you are wrong, Harvey is definitely sub
@Chris01114 Жыл бұрын
He's sub, just look at his heart events and how shy he is. He gets flustered so easily too
@Takapon218 Жыл бұрын
Linus is wholly dominant and breedable 😩 my top king Also you could... put Penny in submissive... but I feel like she isn't breedable. She's all emotion no sex.
@L3m0n_sh0rk2 жыл бұрын
I really hope my brother doesn't hear me watch this- I lost my headphones 😭
@why_do_i_need_this11 ай бұрын
I hated this so much. Great video
@hannalundblad11468 ай бұрын
Omg this is way too funny the finished chart… 😂😭💀💀💀
@DollFacedMagot2 ай бұрын
I was so confused but I then saw it was 2 years ago 😂
@Le_Vernes2 жыл бұрын
Fuck it- i subscribed after this one
@Anime_0b5essedАй бұрын
I looked at the chart and said oh everyone is here and then for some reason my ass was like WAIT WHERE IS THAT RANDOM GINGER LADY FROM JOJA MART like the cashier that looks like shes thirty something Like if you have everyone on jer you gotta have everyone
@coolnoobalert2 жыл бұрын
I shouldn’t have watched this video at 14.
@Chris01114 Жыл бұрын
Only 3 years to go
@penelopekitty2 жыл бұрын
Lovely video
@NinoKito2 жыл бұрын
Thank you im glad you enjoyed
@Iris-zc1jn7 ай бұрын
I'd say the gov'nur would be more down. Like the poor guy has to be bossy and dominant all day, at home he just wants to be ... y'know.. taken care of lol. Also.. love this cursed video, gonna watch more of your stuff lol